Too Ugly For Reality TV

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00:00it's basically just like the bachelor but with virgins yeah i'd love to see their crop though

00:10yeah i know i was looking to see hottest if they had they won't show you yet they won't yeah they're

00:14not ready to reveal them yet they're all gonna look like models right yes oh yeah like i would

00:22say we get people to watch okay but here's the thing do you think you have to go through some

00:27kind of medical test or do they just take people's word oh you gotta prove you're a virgin i don't know

00:33like what do you think how would you don't guys can't prove it but the women could probably well

00:39they can't even there these reality shows really vet they they'll contact your friends your exes

00:46they will ensure you're a virgin wow well they don't want to take a risk court believes we should

00:51trust every reality show he's always said that i was almost done real world but then in the final

00:57round i was determined to be too unattractive no cord no cord stop you were too ugly for reality tv

01:06that's tough no that's what some say oh i disagree that is horrible slap those people i know paid for

01:16my flight out and everything and then no you're too unattractive oh my god did not say that to

01:22your face yes oh wow those bastards listen there it's cutthroat world big real world yeah

01:31ugly cord he's the ugly one

01:37i don't think he's funny not at all i would never have described you in that manner no court

01:45it's too bad it's done my interview process was great i'm sure that is staying i'm sure when

01:52someone says you're too ugly for our show that's devastating i was told that unattractive not ugly

01:59unattractive oh sorry i thought you said ugly i made it i would have loved oh you said ugly okay

02:05dave took it right to ugly yeah he did i would have loved to watch court on real world oh my god

02:10i know that would have been great what have you gotten up to your his whole life would be different

02:16he wouldn't be here that's for sure you wouldn't be here court sorry court that's too bad huh it would

02:21have been a much better life yeah well don't dwell on that but don't no come on you're in a nice

02:27little room taking calls for this show yeah too ugly for the big studio yeah he's got him in his own

02:35little room wow it's taking a turn of course he's silent too i know i'm laughing i'm laughing

02:41thank god okay all right