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00:00Hello?
00:01Hi.
00:02Oh, hello, hello, love.
00:03Hello.
00:04Look, I can really smell something bad out here.
00:07And I'm a bit worried it might be one of the gasses.
00:10Yeah, sorry, love.
00:11I'm doing a poo.
00:12I'm in the toilet.
00:13Oh.
00:14Yeah.
00:15You're doing a poo?
00:16No, this is the smell of gas, I'm sure.
00:19No, no, no, it's not.
00:20Give me a sec.
00:23Yeah, sorry.
00:24It's just the window just opened.
00:25I'm just doing the poo.
00:27Well, like, I've finished my poo now, but yeah.
00:29I'm not being funny, but what have you eaten to make a smell like that?
00:32Um, well, it's not really of any of your...
00:35Are you on my drive?
00:36Well, I know I'm on your drive.
00:37I thought there was a gas...
00:38Are you sure there's not a gasoline?
00:39There's not a gasoline...
00:40Well, there is, but it's not really a gasoline.
00:42Oh.
00:43It's metaphorically, if you think about it.
00:45Oh, no, that's just too much information.
00:47Do you know, I've come out here because I'm trying to cook my friends a dinner for tonight.
00:52Yeah.
00:53And I thought, oh, my God, there's a gasoline.
00:54Oh, God, do you mind if you use some air freshener or something?
00:57Well, yeah.
00:58No, no, that's fine.
00:59I'll use it, but I'm just...
01:00It really does stink.
01:01I'm just finished.
01:02Oh, God.
01:03Do you know what I'm going to do?
01:04I'm going to shut this window if you don't mind now.
01:07No, no, no.
01:08Hold on a minute.
01:09I need it open.
01:10I need it open to get this...
01:11Oh, God.
01:12What are you doing?
01:13Gee.
01:14I need to get the smell out.
01:15Do you know what?
01:16The smell has come out really bad now.
01:17Yeah, but I need to get the smell out.
01:19I feel it feeling quite faint.
01:21It's nothing funny, but it stinks all around this bloody courtyard.
01:26Do you know, I'm going to have to phone the police because...
01:28What for?
01:29Screaming police is doing a poo.
01:30Because it...
01:31Do you know what?
01:32At first, I thought, okay, it's just doing the toilet, but it really smells bad.
01:36Now, I think something weird is going on.
01:38What do you want?
01:39What I'm going to do, I'm going to phone the police and I'm going to tell them,
01:42if you don't shut that window, if you shut that window, I won't call the police,
01:46but you're not going to shut that window, you've got to use some air pressure
01:49because it really...
01:50Oh, bloody hell.
01:51It really stinks here.
01:53You know, I'm going to...
01:55Oh, God.
01:56You know, I'm going to call the police because I've got my friends coming around.
01:58I want to impress them.
01:59All right.
02:00Here we go.
02:01Jesus, it really stinks, isn't it?
02:03You know, the thing is though, I'm just in the toilet doing a poo and you're over it.
02:07I know, but I think, I think something is wrong in there.
02:11I mean, either one, you've got to go to the doctors and get your gut bacteria sorted out
02:16because it's all about...
02:17But there's nothing wrong.
02:18There's nothing wrong.
02:19You just over exaggerate.
02:20I'm not over exaggerating.
02:21It really smells.
02:22Do you know what?
02:23If I go over here, I can still smell it.
02:26It is oil.
02:27It's not fair on the people in the courtyard here.
02:30For God's sake, this is absolutely ridiculous.
02:33Do you know what?
02:34I mean, please just get some air freshener or shut that flipping window.
02:40I'm going to try shutting again because I'm sorry.
02:41Oh God.
02:42Right.
02:43Right.
02:44Freaking hell.
02:45Oh.
02:46Hello?
02:47Hello?
02:48Oh, oh.
02:49Is that the police?
02:50Hello?
02:51Hello?
02:52Hello?
02:53Oh, oh.
02:54Is that the police?
02:55Hello?
02:56Hello?
02:57Oh, oh.
02:58Is that the police?
03:00What.
03:02giants
03:05No just go realm.
03:06Oh, oh.
03:07Keep going time.
03:12Thanks for coming.
03:13Oh, look.
03:15Oh.
03:16Oh, oh.
03:17Oh, oh.
03:18Oh, oh, oh.
03:19Oh, holy.
03:20Oh, oh, oh.
03:23Oh.
03:25Oh, oh, oh.
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