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Comedian destroys ignorant man 😲
Mystery Happened
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6 days ago
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00:00
You don't believe in gender-neutral bathrooms?
00:02
Little girls hold men in a bathroom. You're okay with that.
00:05
If you hear that a little girl is peeing and you immediately think it's sh**, that is a problem that you have.
00:11
That might have been the worst human being that's ever been at one of my shows.
00:14
Should you be in a bathroom with little girls?
00:16
No!
00:17
So then never f**king use a public restroom again.
00:20
Do you think for a f**king second that someone goes through eight years of hormone treatments
00:24
and being castigated by society just so they can use a bathroom next to a little girl?
00:30
I get why you don't find me funny, you don't understand
00:35
So the heckler leaves, or so do you think
00:38
I would encourage you to find another partner to be a
00:45
The cops are on their way, the guy still won't leave
00:47
And so eventually they search him and they find a metric ton of
00:52
This probably wasn't how the heckler planned on spending his evening
00:56
Are you aware that little girls get brought to the men's room by their fathers?
01:01
In private, yes
01:02
In private
01:03
Oh, I totally get it
01:04
This is the first time you've ever been in public
01:07
I even try to walk him down the logic of
01:14
Him getting upset at a progressive comedian for being progressive
01:19
I'm unapologetically politically progressive on all of my social media
01:23
Sir, sir, hold on a second
01:25
Are you a sports fan?
01:26
I used to play sports, but I'm not a sports fan
01:29
You used to play sports, but you're not a sports fan
01:31
Do you like movies?
01:32
No
01:32
God, you make everything difficult
01:37
This is where the show really went off course
01:42
Do you like television?
01:43
What is your favorite television show?
01:45
Yeah, the warning, little girls
01:47
I'm trying to get my f*** out
01:51
Do you like television?
01:53
No
01:53
No
01:54
Do you like music?
01:56
Yes
01:56
What music do you like?
02:03
Move on
02:03
No, no, no
02:04
I'm trying to understand you
02:06
You spoke up to me
02:08
What music do you like?
02:10
What music do you
02:12
This is an easy question
02:14
What music do you like?
02:17
90's stuff
02:17
90's stuff
02:18
Yeah, there you go
02:19
90's stuff
02:20
Everything from the 90's
02:22
Yeah
02:22
Everything
02:23
Can you name a f***ing artist?
02:27
I'm trying to give you a metaphor
02:32
So you understand what you did tonight
02:34
Is there a song or an artist that you enjoy?
02:39
I enjoy a lot of 90's rap
02:41
A lot of 90's R&B
02:42
A lot of
02:43
90's R&B
02:44
Okay
02:44
If you were to go to a 90's R&B show
02:47
Would you be mad at them
02:49
That they're not playing country music?
02:54
Give it a minute
02:55
I don't think the heckler understands the question
03:05
I love watching 300 people know exactly where I'm going
03:08
And they're like
03:09
Parry the two
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