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00:00You don't believe in gender-neutral bathrooms?
00:02Little girls hold men in a bathroom. You're okay with that.
00:05If you hear that a little girl is peeing and you immediately think it's sh**, that is a problem that you have.
00:11That might have been the worst human being that's ever been at one of my shows.
00:14Should you be in a bathroom with little girls?
00:16No!
00:17So then never f**king use a public restroom again.
00:20Do you think for a f**king second that someone goes through eight years of hormone treatments
00:24and being castigated by society just so they can use a bathroom next to a little girl?
00:30I get why you don't find me funny, you don't understand
00:35So the heckler leaves, or so do you think
00:38I would encourage you to find another partner to be a
00:45The cops are on their way, the guy still won't leave
00:47And so eventually they search him and they find a metric ton of
00:52This probably wasn't how the heckler planned on spending his evening
00:56Are you aware that little girls get brought to the men's room by their fathers?
01:01In private, yes
01:02In private
01:03Oh, I totally get it
01:04This is the first time you've ever been in public
01:07I even try to walk him down the logic of
01:14Him getting upset at a progressive comedian for being progressive
01:19I'm unapologetically politically progressive on all of my social media
01:23Sir, sir, hold on a second
01:25Are you a sports fan?
01:26I used to play sports, but I'm not a sports fan
01:29You used to play sports, but you're not a sports fan
01:31Do you like movies?
01:32No
01:32God, you make everything difficult
01:37This is where the show really went off course
01:42Do you like television?
01:43What is your favorite television show?
01:45Yeah, the warning, little girls
01:47I'm trying to get my f*** out
01:51Do you like television?
01:53No
01:53No
01:54Do you like music?
01:56Yes
01:56What music do you like?
02:03Move on
02:03No, no, no
02:04I'm trying to understand you
02:06You spoke up to me
02:08What music do you like?
02:10What music do you
02:12This is an easy question
02:14What music do you like?
02:1790's stuff
02:1790's stuff
02:18Yeah, there you go
02:1990's stuff
02:20Everything from the 90's
02:22Yeah
02:22Everything
02:23Can you name a f***ing artist?
02:27I'm trying to give you a metaphor
02:32So you understand what you did tonight
02:34Is there a song or an artist that you enjoy?
02:39I enjoy a lot of 90's rap
02:41A lot of 90's R&B
02:42A lot of
02:4390's R&B
02:44Okay
02:44If you were to go to a 90's R&B show
02:47Would you be mad at them
02:49That they're not playing country music?
02:54Give it a minute
02:55I don't think the heckler understands the question
03:05I love watching 300 people know exactly where I'm going
03:08And they're like
03:09Parry the two
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