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00:00Sanjay, how are you? What's going on?
00:01I'm not good.
00:03You know what?
00:04You parked your car in front of me.
00:06Isn't it?
00:07I know, but I thought we were friends.
00:09Can you see me? Can you see my face?
00:12I'm your neighbor.
00:14We can share everything.
00:15We can share land.
00:18We can share everything,
00:19but not my driveway.
00:22What's the problem?
00:23You can park anywhere,
00:25but not in front of my house,
00:27not in front of my car.
00:28Right?
00:30Just show some respect.
00:36See?
00:36Look at this red passport.
00:39You know what it is?
00:42This is a key.
00:43This is a key of what?
00:45I know King Charles.
00:46I know Elizabeth.
00:47I know all the queens.
00:50Do you have anything?
00:52You know Elizabeth.
00:54Me, I have a visa.
00:55Why do I care about that red thing?
00:57I put a visa.
00:58That's why.
00:59That's why you have to understand.
01:02You have a visa,
01:03and I have a red passport.
01:05Visa is just a tiny thing.
01:09You know?
01:09And you don't know about UK,
01:12you know,
01:13what's going on in the UK,
01:14and I don't think you know about the UK test.
01:17You may have to do the UK test before taking this, man.
01:21Me, I've been in this UK almost as long as you have.
01:25I've been in this UK almost 27 years.
01:27You're telling me I don't know what UK is?
01:29Yeah, but you don't have a passport, do you?
01:33Yeah, because I've got my Nigerian passport.
01:37I don't need that one as well.
01:39What do I need two passports for?
01:41Two passports?
01:42I don't need that one.
01:43This is an important passport.
01:45I've got a Nigerian passport.
01:47Oh, come on.
01:49But you don't have a red passport.
01:50Do you know the meaning of my passport?
01:53Who said it's important?
01:55It's not important, eh?
01:56Move your car.
01:58Otherwise, I have to call King Charles, okay?
02:02I have to call the royal people.
02:05Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:07I think, you know what I think?
02:09Because I'm British.
02:10I think that red passport is infecting your brain, eh?
02:14Because you don't think, eh?
02:15King Charles doesn't care about you.
02:17He doesn't care about any of you, eh?
02:19No, no, no.
02:19Look at my mustache.
02:21Look at me.
02:24Move your car.
02:27You've lost your mind, eh?
02:28Listen.
02:29I'll move my car when I feel like it.
02:30Get lost, eh?
02:31Get off the property.
02:32This is not the United Kingdom.
02:34This is Nigeria.
02:35This is my house, eh?
02:36This is not UK.
02:37Get out of here, eh?
02:39Stupid, man.
02:39Park anywhere.
02:40But not in front of my car, okay?
02:44Stupid, man.
02:45Get lost, man.
02:46Get out of here, eh?
02:46Look at my mustache.
02:47Look at passport.
02:48Right?
02:49I don't care about your red passport.
02:52It's stupid, eh?
02:53You look stupid with that passport.
02:55Go away.
02:55Come on.
02:56Give me respect, man.
03:00Hey, respect is end, my friend, eh?
03:03It is end.
03:04Not by that stupid thing you're waving in my face.
03:06You need to move like a man, eh?
03:08Not cry at your King Charlie, eh?
03:11King Charlie can't do anything for you.
03:13Stupid, man.
03:14If you cannot move your car, then I have to call the police, I have to call a British royal member, any member, because I'm British, so I can call them.
03:25I have a mustache.
03:27You can call the Marines, or the Navy, or anybody, no one is going to do anything to me, for your information.
03:35Do you know that?
03:36So if I just pick up the pieces, eh?
03:40I'm British, so I can do anything, right?
03:44I'm British, so I'm British, so I'm British, so I'm British.
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