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A street rat spurned by Aladdin turns herself into a sand witch.
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00:00Ah, for one so beautiful. I have something very special.
00:14No, it's not for me. It's for him.
00:16For him? Well, perhaps some nice burlap.
00:21No, no, no. He needs something special. Something really dashing.
00:25Ah, I see. Oh, come here. I have the finest silks in all of Agrabah.
00:31Silk?
00:33Oh, Aladdin, you'll be the prettiest boy in Agrabah.
00:37Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:39Cut it out. Stop, thief. Stop.
00:44Stop, thief.
00:55What?
00:58Hey, she's pretty good.
01:08I've got her. Come on.
01:15Oh, Aladdin, you'll be so handsome and...
01:19Aladdin? Aladdin?
01:23Stop.
01:25Not so fat, you little monkey.
01:37Hey, what do you think you're doing?
01:41She is a thief.
01:43Poor Azul. You really don't recognize her, do you?
01:47I, uh, should I?
01:48You certainly should. I'm, uh, uh...
01:51Uh, the royal fruit inspector.
01:53Right.
01:54If you're the fruit inspector, then you must have a royal badge like this.
02:01Um, well, I...
02:02So, Inspector, the badge?
02:21Satisfied, big boy?
02:23Um, uh, but...
02:25You were about to blow a very important undercover fruit inspection.
02:28Oh, well, of course.
02:30Now get out of here before I report you to the Sultan.
02:34Oh, I, uh, I...
02:34That ought to teach those goons a little respect.
02:43You saved me.
02:45No one ever did anything like that for me before.
02:49Well, uh, force of habit.
02:51I've, uh, had trouble with Razul before.
02:53Hey, check out Romeo over here.
02:56Uh, here's your melon.
03:02You know, uh, stealing isn't the answer.
03:04Or, uh, uh, I'll just give the fruit vendor a few coins for you.
03:08Bye.
03:11Um, uh, my name is Sidira.
03:13Uh, I'm Aladdin.
03:15See ya.
03:17Aladdin.
03:18What a perfect name.
03:21He and I, we're two of a kind.
03:23We belong together.
03:25And we're going to be together.
03:26One way or another.
03:30Oh, great.
03:31Jasmine left without us.
03:32In hot water with the little ADA, pal.
03:35Let me tell you something about women.
03:37They are very special creatures, no?
03:40Great.
03:41You gotta take advice from a guy who hasn't had a date in 10,000 years.
03:46Ah, women.
03:48They appreciate the little things, n'est-ce pas?
03:51Like when you notice their hair or their clothing.
03:56They appreciate your willingness to lend their hand.
04:06And what is most of all, they appreciate their compassion and their understanding.
04:11Hi, Aladdin.
04:21What are you doing?
04:22Uh, hi.
04:24Uh...
04:24Sidira.
04:25Uh, Sidira.
04:26Right.
04:27Uh, we're looking for someone.
04:29Oh, really?
04:30I know a lot of people.
04:31Can I help?
04:32Uh, well, sure.
04:34We're looking for my girlfriend.
04:35Oh, huh.
04:37I see.
04:38Glad to help.
04:44Uh, I'm looking for a young, beautiful woman.
04:48And what is wrong with that one?
04:49Uh, she's not...
04:52Uh, that is, uh...
04:53Oh, there you are.
04:55Look, I found the most beautiful brocade.
04:59Uh, Jasmine?
05:00Um, I want you to meet a new friend of mine.
05:03This is Sidira.
05:05Hello, Sidira.
05:06Nice to meet you.
05:08Good afternoon.
05:09Look, Sidira.
05:10Isn't this lovely?
05:11I'm having an outfit made for Aladdin.
05:13You must be so proud.
05:16Good afternoon, ladies.
05:17Uh, Madam Fruit Inspector?
05:19I trust everything is up to standards?
05:21Oh, everything's just fine.
05:23Carry on.
05:25Fruit Inspector?
05:27Agrabah doesn't have a Fruit Inspector.
05:29Oh!
05:31Of course it does.
05:33How would you know, anyway?
05:34Because my father is the Sultan.
05:38That would make you...
05:40Princess Jasmine?
05:44Fancy that.
05:46Fruit Inspector, eh?
05:49Mm-hmm.
05:56Stop that thief!
05:58And this time, you stay out of it, boy!
06:04That way!
06:22Terrific.
06:23It's not enough that he has a girlfriend.
06:25She's got to be a rich, beautiful princess.
06:27How am I supposed to compete with that?
06:35Just when you think things are looking up, everything comes crashing down.
06:38He's got to be a giant, whoa!
06:56Aw!
06:56Oh!
06:57Oh!
06:58Oh!
06:58Oh, wow. Where am I?
07:05Mortal, tremble in fear.
07:08You have entered the inner sanctum of the all-powerful Witches of the Sand,
07:15Tamers of the Seven Deserts, and rulers of Agrabah.
07:19The Witches of the Sand? They disappeared thousands of years ago.
07:28What? You mean they're gone?
07:32Afraid so.
07:33Well, that's just perfect, isn't it? The Sandworm is always the last to know.
07:38That's it. The last straw. I quit.
07:41Wait. Wait, tell me about the Witches of the Sand.
07:43Oh, it's all in the scrolls. Spells, hexes, card tricks, all that junk.
07:48Read it yourself. I'm gone. I'm the mother.
07:51Spells. I could do magic.
07:53I wouldn't be just a street rat anymore.
07:59From now on, things are going to go my way, starting with Aladdin.
08:06Let's see. It should go something like this.
08:15Wonderful.
08:16This is so cool.
08:34But all this isn't going to get me Aladdin.
08:36By the power of the Seven Deserts, I bid you live!
08:55No!
09:00Yes! I have the amulet. You must obey me.
09:03Yeah, yeah, right. Fine. I know the rules.
09:07So what will it be then, eh?
09:08My specialty is smashing stuff.
09:12Actually, I had something else in mind.
09:14You see, there's this really cute guy.
09:16Do I look like a dating service?
09:19I smash stuff, I do.
09:21Okay, okay. Whatever you want.
09:27This guy's girlfriend is a princess.
09:29I can't compete with that.
09:34So I figure.
09:36You figure I could eliminate the competition?
09:48Well, I must say you look very dashing.
09:51He looks about as comfortable as a snail in a salt shaker.
10:00Don't pay any attention to them.
10:02They wouldn't know fashion if it came up and grabbed them by the leg.
10:08Jasmine!
10:13Genie! Help!
10:14Hey, ugly!
10:23Aladdin!
10:25Let her go or I'll run you through.
10:29Mr. Fancy Pants is mad, he is.
10:33I'll bet you can't even turn your head in that outfit.
10:36I'll try to do my job here.
11:01I'll try to do my job here.
11:04No!
11:13No!
11:16Get me!
11:18No! No!
11:21Aladdin!
11:23Do something!
11:25I'll quit your warning.
11:27Genie!
11:28Help!
11:29Park is Sandamon, son!
11:32Let's our...
11:33Come on!
11:41I hope this is the princess you're worried.
12:04I don't see any others lying around.
12:07Now, can I go smash something?
12:10Not until I decide what to do with her.
12:14Sidira?
12:16You control this monster?
12:18But how I...
12:19Did I forget to mention that I'm master of the ancient secrets of the sand?
12:23Silly me.
12:30Well, maybe Aladdin will prefer a sorceress to a princess.
12:34So that's what this is all about.
12:36Sidira, don't be a fool.
12:38You can't force Aladdin to love you.
12:40Oh, shut up!
12:42I don't care what you say.
12:44He will love me.
12:46He has to.
12:47Sandbees, take her away.
12:49Oh, where would you like me to take her?
12:52Oh, I don't know.
12:53Don't you have a pit of a thousand screams or something?
12:57Look, I just smashed things.
13:02I'm a one-trick pony, I admit it.
13:05Now, if you want her squished into a swooshy-mooshy page, then I'm your monster.
13:11Otherwise, forget it.
13:13Oh, I don't want to hurt her.
13:15I just...
13:16I just want to get rid of her.
13:17Jasmine!
13:18Jasmine!
13:19I'm in here!
13:20Let her go!
13:22Sidira?
13:23What?
13:24Now, I know I can smash these ones, right?
13:28No!
13:29Oh, I don't know, I mean...
13:31You don't know!
13:32You summoned forth an ancient evil!
13:35And now, you don't know what to do with him!
13:38Tell me that!
13:39But...
13:40You can't do that!
13:41You've got trouble facing reality, haven't you?
13:45Now, I'm going to show you how to make decisions.
13:49One.
13:50I decide to take the emulet.
13:54Two.
13:55I decide to abandon your stupid cut to the pizza's glass!
14:01And three.
14:03I decide to squash you all like bugs!
14:07I love my job!
14:10I love my job!
14:22Sidney, make it go away!
14:24You've got it!
14:25Uh...
14:26Any idea, huh?
14:27Sidira, make it go away!
14:30I can't!
14:31Not without the emulet!
14:32Talies!
14:33Ah!
14:34Appo!
14:35Make it go away!
14:38Ah!
14:39barky!
14:44Genie, keep you busy while I sneak the others out of here!
14:47Yes, sir!
14:48Right away, sir!
14:49Run away, sir!
14:53How am I supposed to dismiss you if you keep moving a bit like that?
14:59No! You people are so frustrated!
15:05So, you feel frustrated, yeah? Tell me of your problems.
15:09Well, dog, it seems like people only want to be my friend so I won't smash them to a pulp.
15:15I just want to be love for me. Is that so wrong?
15:18Yeah, I see. You'll suffer from low self-esteem.
15:23And what better way to say, hey, I like me, than a new hairdo?
15:31Hmm, likes a certain je ne sais quoi.
15:42Voila!
15:43Say, this could be a good look for me.
15:46What do you guys think? Being brutal?
15:48Hey, guys?
15:51Oh, that really glazes my donuts.
16:01Now you went and got me paved!
16:04I'm gonna have to smash you the hard way!
16:08That's it! Color us doomed!
16:11Hey, hey, hey, now where did you go?
16:28Now look here, you're not fooling anyone!
16:30You're in here and I know it!
16:32It's getting late!
16:33And I've got a lot more devastation to cause I do.
16:35Nice job, Jeannie.
16:44Oh, I'm so sorry.
16:46If I only had the amulet back, I could stop it.
16:49Yeah, yeah, you're a dimwit, okay?
16:50No use crying over spilled amulets.
16:52Let's get out of here!
16:53Oh, why don't you just give up?
17:04It's a favor to me, eh?
17:05Hey!
17:06I'll be your special friend!
17:08Over here!
17:10Yoo-hoo, Mr. Sandbeast!
17:12That special friend bit always does the job!
17:23Hey, Sandy!
17:25Looking for somebody?
17:32You're my game, mate!
17:35Testing!
17:35Na-na-na-na-na-na!
17:37Yoo-hoo!
17:39Oh, lovely!
17:40Fine!
17:40That does it!
17:41Stay right there!
17:43It's missing time!
17:46Hold that pose, chump!
17:53Oh, my!
17:54This is trouble!
17:55Am I right?
18:03Like sand to a flower sifter,
18:05so are the days of our lives.
18:07We got him!
18:11You just don't get it, do you?
18:16I am made out of sand.
18:18Nothing can harm me.
18:20It's not a difficult concept, really.
18:22You are powerless before me.
18:26You don't smash me, but yet I smash you!
18:31Oh, yeah?
18:33Come on, putz.
18:37Show him what's for.
18:40No, no, no, no, don't go doing anything, hasty.
18:43I know I was a little hoarse there,
18:46but I know what.
18:47From now on, I'll do whatever you say.
18:49Think of the power.
18:51You could be Queen of Agrabah,
18:52ruler of the seven deserts,
18:54not a bad job.
18:55Anything could be yours. Anything. Just tell me what you want.
19:03I want Aladdin to like me.
19:25Good going, kid. I'll be coughing up sand for a month.
19:36Sidira, you saved us.
19:39I'm sorry I made such a mess of things. It's just that I never liked anyone the way I like you before.
19:45Look, I like you too, Sidira. But I love Jasmine.
19:51Oh, I get it.
19:55Sidira, would you like to come to the palace with us?
19:59No, I'd rather be alone.
20:01We'll see you a little later then?
20:05Looks like I can't create any more sand beasts.
20:11Hmm, how to master the shifting sands of time. Interesting.
20:16That'll make Aladdin like me for sure.
20:21To be continued..
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