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00:00Hey everybody, welcome along to Wednesday's House of Games.
00:12Lovely to have you back.
00:13We've got a two-time winner sitting just to my left.
00:17He is in pole position to win this trophy by Friday,
00:20but there's plenty more juice in this orange.
00:22I suspect I've never said that before.
00:24So we meet our players this week.
00:25They are Yinka Bikini,
00:27Peter Serafinowicz,
00:31Vicky Michelle,
00:32and Ellie Leach.
00:33Hello.
00:34Hi everyone.
00:35Yinka, two wins in a row.
00:37It's all downhill from here.
00:38Have you surprised yourself?
00:39Yes, I wanted to win one,
00:42so that I could hold my head up high on the streets of Peckham.
00:45Yeah.
00:45But two, I feel like I've set myself up for a fall.
00:49Yeah, but imagine if you get like three in a row.
00:51Don't do that, you've jinxed it now.
00:53You'll be like the mayor of Peckham.
00:54I love you, they love House of Games in Peckham.
00:57It's the big thing, isn't it?
00:58Goes double platinum.
00:59Yeah, exactly.
01:00Peter, you got a win in you this week.
01:02Surely you're dressed like a winner.
01:04Yeah.
01:04Well, are you dressed as like an Oscar winner,
01:06or are you dressed as someone who has to go,
01:08oh, that is, I am so happy for Kieran Culkin.
01:12You know.
01:12I just...
01:13Losers wear dinner jackets too.
01:15I knew I was going to be on television,
01:16and I wanted to make an effort.
01:18Oh, you know what?
01:19It's nice.
01:20That's classy.
01:21Thanks, man.
01:22Vicky, shall we take a look at the weekly leaderboard?
01:25Yes.
01:25Listen, you're at the bottom of it.
01:27I know.
01:27Did you have to remind me?
01:29No.
01:29But Vicky, you can do anything you want,
01:31because you've got money in the bank from your career.
01:33Honestly, people are just very, very happy to see you.
01:36Oh, bless you.
01:36So any points you get are a bonus.
01:38Thanks.
01:39But you've got three.
01:39Yinka right at the top there with eight.
01:42Three days to go.
01:42Double points Friday as well.
01:43Ellie.
01:44Ellie, now, day one, you had a great day.
01:47Yesterday, less so.
01:48Is today going to be another great one?
01:50Well, I hope so.
01:51I hope we're not on a downward spiral.
01:53It's not going to happen.
01:54We'll just see.
01:55Would you like a prize?
01:56I'd love a prize.
01:57Yeah, shall we take a look at today's selection?
01:58Yeah, let's go.
01:59If you do win today, you can have one of these.
02:02You've got the planter.
02:04You've got the slightly creepy driving gloves.
02:07You've got the glasses case.
02:09You've got the dark board.
02:10And you've got the recipe book stand there.
02:13Oh.
02:13In case you were wondering what that was.
02:15Yes.
02:16I think I'd go for the dark board.
02:18Yeah, come on.
02:18The dark board would look great in my dad's shed.
02:21It's going to look better than a recipe book stand in your dad's shed.
02:23Yeah.
02:23That's for sure.
02:24Vicky?
02:25Oh, I want the dark board as well.
02:26I think it's great.
02:27I love darts.
02:28Yeah, lovely.
02:29Oh, I love darts, yeah.
02:29I love the darts.
02:30Peter?
02:31What plants are in the planter?
02:33Is that crass?
02:34That's the good news.
02:35What plants do you have at home?
02:36None.
02:37Ah, well, then there'll be none.
02:38But it gives you the opportunity to buy some plants.
02:41Finally, you've got a place for plants.
02:42The only thing is, I don't really like it.
02:45Ah!
02:46That's annoying.
02:47Yeah.
02:48Driving gloves, then?
02:49No.
02:49No?
02:50To be honest, I don't like any of them.
02:52Don't like any of them today.
02:53You know what?
02:54Sit back.
02:55That's the key.
02:55Just on Wednesday.
02:56Is there a cash alternative?
02:57There is a cash alternative.
02:59It is not a lot.
03:00I will say that.
03:01He's probably going to win now.
03:02If you win today, I will give you the cash alternative for whichever prize you want.
03:06OK.
03:07All right.
03:07All right.
03:08OK.
03:08Deal.
03:09I'll bring my A game.
03:10Yes.
03:10Yinka.
03:11Dartboard.
03:12Dartboard as well.
03:13So, three dartboards and the cash alternative for Peter.
03:15Shall we play Wednesday's House of Games?
03:17Here we go.
03:17Is Yinka going to make it three in a row?
03:19I wonder.
03:20Your first round is...
03:24Correction Centre.
03:26Yinka, I'm going to read you out a statement.
03:28It is incorrect.
03:29However, if you change one word, you will make it correct.
03:32OK?
03:33I'll do the same for all of you as well.
03:34It's not just Yinka this round.
03:35So, Yinka, this is your statement.
03:37It is incorrect.
03:40Although some may prefer it softer, most Italians would say that pasta should be cooked al fresco.
03:46If you change one of those words, you can make that sentence correct.
03:49Oh, fresco.
03:52Change it to...
03:53Dente.
03:53Absolutely right.
03:54OK, I've got you.
03:55Well done, there we go.
03:57Peter, here is your sentence, which is incorrect.
04:01At a Formula One Grand Prix, a good bus stop can make the difference between success and failure,
04:06especially if it starts raining.
04:07That would be pit stop rather than bus stop.
04:14So, he changed bus to pit?
04:16Yeah.
04:16OK, phew, we've got that sorted out.
04:18Yeah.
04:19He is absolutely right.
04:20A good pit stop can make all the difference.
04:22Vicky, an incorrect statement for you.
04:25To those not familiar with his act, Ken Dodd's use of a knuckle duster to tickle audiences
04:31might seem weird, but his fans loved it.
04:35Oh.
04:37Knuckle.
04:38Change to...
04:39Feather.
04:40Feather, absolutely.
04:41Ken Dodd's feather duster.
04:41Not that I know about those.
04:45Ellie, are we going to get four out of four?
04:48Probably not.
04:48Here's your incorrect statement.
04:50Since its launch in 2018, comedians Ed Gamble and James Acaster,
04:54who presented well over 200 episodes of their popular Off Milk podcast.
04:59This is my best friend's favourite podcast ever.
05:02Erm, milk.
05:03Yep.
05:04Menu.
05:05Milk to menu.
05:06Absolutely right, the Off Menu podcast.
05:08Very well done.
05:10And we go back to Yinka.
05:11Here we go.
05:12Your incorrect statement is...
05:14Before he took the lead role in Doctor Who,
05:16Lewis Capaldi was best known for playing the Falmouth spin doctor Malcolm Tucker
05:20in The Thick of It.
05:23Ah!
05:24Oh!
05:25Lewis.
05:26Yeah.
05:27To Peter.
05:29Correct.
05:29Peter Capaldi.
05:30Nicely done.
05:31They are related.
05:33They're cousins, Lewis and Peter Capaldi.
05:35Really?
05:35Yeah.
05:36Oh, I thought that was his dad.
05:38No, it was not his dad.
05:40Peter.
05:40I thought it was his doctor.
05:43Peter, I have a question for you.
05:44Okay.
05:45Okay.
05:45Well, a question for you.
05:46I have a statement for you.
05:48One of the many persistent legends about St Patrick
05:50is that he single-handedly drove the Hoff out of Ireland and into the sea.
05:58The Hoff?
05:59Yeah.
05:59The Hoff is the wrong word.
06:02The single-handedly drove the...
06:04What was it?
06:05Was it...
06:06Was it Snakes?
06:08It was Snakes.
06:09Well done.
06:10Change the Hoff to Snakes.
06:11I just remembered I had a joke about David Hasselhoff.
06:17Oh, yeah?
06:18It's not very good, though.
06:20Well, perhaps we'll be the judge of that.
06:22Are you happy to...
06:23Listen, I don't want to put you on the spot.
06:25The joke was Davidoff for when you don't have enough time to say David Hasselhoff.
06:32I really like it.
06:34I think it's pretty good.
06:35Really good.
06:35Yeah, I like it.
06:36Yeah, that's very good.
06:37Vicky, I have an incorrect statement for you.
06:39The Morris Dancer was a familiar sight on the roads of post-war Britain,
06:44with over one million produced between 1948 and 1971.
06:52You know this.
06:53Oh, Dancer.
06:55Change to...
06:56Er, Minor.
06:58Dancer to Minor?
06:59Well done.
06:59It is. The Morris Minor was a familiar sight.
07:03Ellie, can we go eight out of eight?
07:06Of all the bush-tucker on offer on I'm a Celebrity,
07:09the pub grub might just be the worst.
07:15Have you got this at home?
07:17I'm so confused.
07:20If we just change one word,
07:21they don't have pub grub on I'm a Celebrity.
07:24So it's not pub?
07:26Yeah, not pub.
07:27What are we changing it to?
07:28Witchery.
07:29Wow.
07:31Look at that.
07:31I did not think you were going to get that.
07:33Great work, Ellie.
07:34Me neither.
07:34The witch-tty grub might just be the worst.
07:37Well done!
07:39It's amazing what the brain can do sometimes, isn't it?
07:41That was hard as well.
07:42Yeah, very clever thing.
07:43Witchery grub, that was difficult.
07:44Well done.
07:45Very nice.
07:45There's a bit at the back of your brain that goes,
07:47you know there's a thing called a witchery grub?
07:49Yeah.
07:49You're like, oh, OK.
07:51Eight out of eight for everybody.
07:52Very well done.
07:53Let's take a look at the leaderboards.
07:54I mean, we might as well not have bothered.
07:56It is 2-2-2-2.
07:58Nice and done.
07:58What a nice way to start.
07:59Yay!
08:00We now play a pairs game.
08:02Who's going to get to choose their partner?
08:03Could be any of you.
08:05Let's find out what it is.
08:09Password 1-2-3.
08:11Yinka, why don't you choose your partner?
08:13I'm going to pick Peter.
08:14Yes, you two haven't played together, have you?
08:16Yinka and Peter are a team,
08:18which means Vicky and Ellie are also a team.
08:19Now, in this round, all we have to do is guess
08:21the internet passwords of various celebrities.
08:24OK, here are your celebrities.
08:27We've got Shania Twain, Adam Hills,
08:30Helen Mirren and Sarah Milliken.
08:32Peter and Yinka.
08:33Any of those you fancy?
08:36Helen Mirren?
08:37I'd go Helen Mirren.
08:38Helen Mirren.
08:39Yeah? Dame Helen?
08:40Dame.
08:41Of course, Helen Mirren is your choice.
08:44If you want to find out Helen Mirren's internet password,
08:46it is a combination of her two hints,
08:49her password hints, and they are...
08:51You won Emmy Awards in 1996 and 2007
08:55for your role in which TV series,
08:57and you are credited as the narrator
08:59of which hit 2023 film.
09:02If you add those two together,
09:04you will get her password,
09:05you will have three attempts.
09:07OK.
09:07Prime Barbie.
09:08Prime Barbie.
09:10So, prime suspect, as it was.
09:12Yeah.
09:12Yeah.
09:12And she narrated Barbie.
09:14OK.
09:15Yeah.
09:15Wow.
09:15So, we say prime suspect Barbie.
09:18Prime suspect Barbie.
09:19Prime suspect Barbie.
09:20Prime suspect Barbie.
09:21What do you think at home?
09:23Have they got it first time?
09:24Is Helen Mirren's password prime suspect Barbie?
09:28It is.
09:29Well done.
09:29Well done.
09:30Got it on the first go.
09:31You normally have to have a few attempts at that prime.
09:34Suspect Barbie.
09:35Vicky and Ellie,
09:36whose password would you like to crack?
09:38Well...
09:39Oh...
09:39Which one do you want?
09:41Do you want to go with Shania Twain?
09:43Should we try Shania Twain?
09:44Yeah, let's try Shania Twain.
09:45Shania Twain.
09:45Go Shania Twain, why not?
09:46Let's go for Shania.
09:47Her password consists of the answers to these two hints.
09:51In 2019, you began a concert residency at the Zappos Theatre in which US city?
10:00In 1999, your songs That Don't Impress Me Much and Man, I Feel Like A Woman both peaked
10:06at which position in the UK charts?
10:08Ooh.
10:09What do we think?
10:10You'll have three attempts at this, so you can have a guess at either of them.
10:15I don't know.
10:16Is that Las Vegas?
10:19Worth a guess.
10:19As I say, you can...
10:20Yeah.
10:20You've got three goes.
10:22Las Vegas...
10:23And then, should we try one?
10:25Yeah.
10:25Las Vegas 1.
10:26Let's try Las Vegas 1.
10:27We've got three attempts.
10:28We've got three attempts.
10:29Yeah.
10:29Las Vegas 1.
10:301.
10:31Is that Shania Twain's password?
10:33Oh.
10:34It is not, but you have one part correct.
10:37Oh.
10:37Oh, OK.
10:38Las Vegas.
10:39So now we've got...
10:41So we've got two more guesses.
10:42Two more numbers.
10:43OK.
10:45What do you reckon at home?
10:46Three.
10:47What do you go with?
10:47Three?
10:48Don't you like three?
10:49Las Vegas 3?
10:49Yeah.
10:50Let's give it a go.
10:50Las Vegas 3.
10:51Is that Shania Twain's password?
10:54It is.
10:55Well done.
10:56It's my lucky number.
10:57Very nicely done.
10:58Las Vegas 3.
10:59Las Vegas 3.
11:00Also a good name for a band.
11:02Yinka and Peter, whose password would you like to crack now?
11:06I don't know.
11:07What do you reckon?
11:08I think maybe I would know Sarah Millican slightly more than Adam Hills, I think.
11:13Yeah?
11:13So let's go for that, if you...
11:15I am going to ride on your bowtie.
11:18Yeah.
11:19I am going to ride on your bowtie.
11:21OK.
11:21So you're going to go for Sarah Millican.
11:23Sarah Millican.
11:24OK.
11:24Sarah Millican's password combines these two hints.
11:30Before changing it to Millican, what was your regal-sounding surname?
11:34In 2022, you appeared in which series of the TV comedy competition, Taskmaster?
11:42Hmm.
11:43Now, that would have been Taskmaster 2022, probably like Series 8.
11:50Yeah, I was thinking Series 8 or 9.
11:53Um, and then regal-sounding, would that be...
11:55Windsor?
11:56Windsor?
11:57Hmm.
11:58Windsor?
11:59Should we say Windsor 8?
12:00Yeah, Windsor 8.
12:01Windsor 8?
12:02Why not?
12:03Give it a go.
12:04We've got three chances.
12:05What would you go with?
12:06We're going with Windsor 8.
12:10No.
12:10It's incorrect.
12:11You have neither part correct.
12:12Oh, darn.
12:13OK.
12:14What about, er...
12:15Tudor?
12:16Sarah Tudor?
12:18Does that sound like a real name to you?
12:20Maybe.
12:21Does that sound like a real name?
12:22There'll be people out there who call Sarah Tudor going, huh?
12:24Sarah Tudor.
12:25I'm sorry, Sarah.
12:26Let's try Tudor.
12:28And we...
12:29Series...
12:30With a...
12:31Seven?
12:32Yeah.
12:33No, you said nine, didn't you?
12:34I said nine, but I just clucked it out of my head.
12:36Shall we do that?
12:37Let's do it.
12:38Go on.
12:39Let's do it.
12:40You're the clever one.
12:41Nope.
12:42Well, you are.
12:43I'm really sorry to be the one to break it again.
12:45Yeah.
12:46Tudor 9.
12:47Tudor 9?
12:48Tudor 9.
12:49Let's do Tudor 9.
12:51Hmm.
12:52It is not...
12:53You have neither part correct.
12:54Whoa.
12:55It must be Royal.
12:56Royal.
12:57Sarah Royal.
12:58Sarah Royal?
12:59Sarah Royal, yeah.
13:00Lives down on number ten.
13:01Can we say seven?
13:03Royal seven?
13:04Royal seven?
13:05Royal seven.
13:06Why not?
13:07Give it a go.
13:08What do you think at home?
13:09What are you going with here?
13:10Royal seven, it's your last chance.
13:11Is that Sarah Millican's password?
13:12No.
13:13It is not.
13:14So what...
13:15I was thinking maybe regal, maybe like king?
13:17Oh, yeah.
13:18Maybe.
13:19Duke or something.
13:20Oh, no.
13:21But series, I wouldn't...
13:22No.
13:23Did we get either part right?
13:24No, you didn't, I'm afraid.
13:25Wow.
13:26Done.
13:27What was Sarah Millican's password?
13:2814.
13:29I think 14.
13:30Wow.
13:3114.
13:32Wow.
13:33That is harsh.
13:34Good for them.
13:35We don't need a lot of guesses to get to that.
13:37Wow.
13:38I've never been asked on that show.
13:39Have you not?
13:40You'd be great.
13:41Travesty.
13:42Vicky and Ellie, you only have one choice left.
13:45You've got to guess Adam Hill's password.
14:01I don't know when the last leg started.
14:03Yeah, well, I mean, that's very much the question.
14:06What's the one where they put it in, like, baseball?
14:08Baseball?
14:09Yeah.
14:10The one where they...
14:11When they're in the chairs.
14:12Do you mean basketball?
14:13Basketball.
14:14Basketball.
14:15That one.
14:16There you go.
14:17That one.
14:18So, basketball, and what year do we think, maybe?
14:19You've got three guesses.
14:20I don't know how long it's even been.
14:222010.
14:232010?
14:24So, basketball 2010.
14:26Basketball 2010, is that Adam Hill's password?
14:29It is not.
14:30Do you have neither part correct?
14:32I'm afraid.
14:34Javnik?
14:36I like that, Vicky, you're incapable of saying a sport
14:39without acting it out.
14:40I can't, yeah.
14:41I do talk with my hands.
14:42Yes.
14:43Javnik.
14:44Football, 2008.
14:47Football, 2008.
14:49Let's take a look.
14:50Is that Adam Hill's password?
14:52It is not.
14:53You have neither part correct.
14:55Do you want to team up all four of you?
14:57Yeah, that would be great, because you know the answer.
14:59No, you don't want to give them a point, do you?
15:01We don't know it.
15:02We just think we might know one part of it.
15:04So, you know the first part?
15:05Maybe.
15:06We don't want to give them a point.
15:08Is it a throwing?
15:10There's throwing involved in it, I think.
15:12Do you want to try?
15:13Shot pot?
15:14Not that way.
15:15What's that shot pot?
15:16Oh.
15:17You don't throw forwards.
15:18Volleyball.
15:19Rugby.
15:20Rugby.
15:21What are you?
15:22It's not strong.
15:23Oh, man.
15:24I thought that was football!
15:25Oh, no, that's America.
15:26Ellie, for the love of God, never tour.
15:30Because all they'll do is show that clip on the local news.
15:33Rugby.
15:34How long's that been on?
15:35What did I say last time?
15:362007.
15:37So, we said in 2010 we've done something.
15:39You said 2008 last time.
15:402008.
15:41Rugby.
15:42Rugby 2009.
15:43Rugby 2009.
15:44What do you think at home on that?
15:45Rugby 2009.
15:46Is that Adam Hill's password?
15:49It is not.
15:50I think it started in a Paralympic year.
15:51Yeah.
15:52Yeah, yeah.
15:53Because that's what it's all about.
15:5412, 16.
15:552018.
15:56Let's find out.
15:57The answer is...
15:58I think it's 18.
15:5912.
16:00Rugby league 2012.
16:01Oh, wow.
16:02Of London Paralympics, of course.
16:032012.
16:04That makes sense.
16:05It's been going a long time, hasn't it?
16:06Last leg.
16:07Very well done if you've got that at home.
16:08Terrific work's the end of the round.
16:10Our leaderboard.
16:11We're continuing with that thing of we needn't have bothered
16:13because everybody now has three points.
16:16Oh, wow.
16:17That's nice though, isn't it?
16:18Yeah, that's nice.
16:19It didn't work.
16:20That's how we like it.
16:21Yeah.
16:22Round three.
16:23Let's see if we can put some distance between any of our players.
16:29The elephant in the room.
16:30Fingers on buzzers, please.
16:31I'm going to ask you a series of questions.
16:33Before I ask them, I'm going to show you the elephant in the room.
16:37And it is art.
16:39Art.
16:40Now, leave out the word art from any of these answers.
16:42Your first question is...
16:53BUZZER
16:54Yes, Peter.
16:55BUZZER
16:56BUZZER
16:57BUZZER is the answer.
16:58Art becomes...
16:59BUZZER
17:01Oh, right.
17:02Oh, right.
17:03OK.
17:04Oh, right.
17:05OK.
17:06Vicki, you might as well have said,
17:07oh, that's what we're doing, is it?
17:08OK.
17:09OK.
17:10BUZZER
17:11Here's your next one.
17:12Don't say art.
17:13BUZZER
17:14Which children's TV programme first broadcast in 1990
17:16featured Neil Buchanan teaching viewers how to draw and paint?
17:21BUZZER
17:22Yes, Yinka.
17:23Attack.
17:24Attack.
17:25It is art attack becomes attack.
17:29Next one.
17:30Who played Tiffany Mitchell in EastEnders
17:32and had a UK number one hit in 1999 with Perfect Moment?
17:38BUZZER
17:39Yes, that is Peter.
17:40Mine McCutcheon.
17:42Mine McCutcheon.
17:43Nice.
17:44Absolutely right, it is.
17:45Martine McCutcheon becomes Mine McCutcheon.
17:48Next one.
17:49Don't say art, whatever you do.
17:51Which 2003 novel by David Nicholls centres around a contestant
17:55on the quiz show University Challenge?
18:01BUZZER
18:02That is Peter.
18:03Stir for ten.
18:04BUZZER
18:05Is correct.
18:06Oh, very good.
18:07Yes, stir for ten.
18:08Stir for ten.
18:09Very nicely done.
18:10You couldn't take the word art out of starter in any way.
18:13Next one.
18:15What is the title, please, of this song?
18:20Yinka.
18:21Pie in the USA.
18:23Pie in the USA?
18:25It is Pie in the USA.
18:27Party in the USA.
18:28Nicely done.
18:29Delicious.
18:30You two are absolutely taking chunks out of each other in this round.
18:33Yeah.
18:34That's amazing.
18:35Next one.
18:36Which actor plays Rick Blaine in the 1942 film Casablanca?
18:43BUZZER
18:44Yes, Peter.
18:45Oh, God, what the hell is his name, man?
18:48Did you buzz before you...
18:49Yeah.
18:50No, no, no, I know.
18:51I've got the guys.
18:52I could sculpt them for you.
18:53Oh, you know it.
18:54Oh, you know it.
18:55I'm going to time you up, Peter.
18:56I'm so sorry, because Vicky knows it.
18:57Oh.
18:58Vicky.
18:59Humphrey Bog.
19:02Vogue.
19:03Humphrey Bog is what we were looking for.
19:04Exactly right.
19:05Humphrey Bogarts.
19:06It becomes Humphrey Bog.
19:08That's a nice thing to buzz in with as well.
19:10Yeah.
19:11I could see you knew it was funny.
19:13You knew the answer and you knew it was going to be funny.
19:16I was trying to actually work it in my head how to deliver it.
19:20Yeah.
19:21Final question in this round.
19:22Don't say art.
19:23What is the name of the time traveller played by Michael J Fox
19:26in the 1985 film Back to the Future?
19:28BUZZER
19:31Yes, that's Yinka.
19:32Mmm.
19:33McFly.
19:34Yeah, I can't take it.
19:36Damn it.
19:37I can't take it, Yinka.
19:38I'm so sorry.
19:39BUZZER
19:40Yes, Ellie.
19:41My McFly.
19:42My McFly is exactly right.
19:43Sorry, Yinka.
19:44Yeah.
19:45You said, um, McFly first.
19:47Well, everyone got a point in that round.
19:49That's nice.
19:50Let's take a look at the leaderboards.
19:51It's still pretty close.
19:52There's just two points between everyone.
19:54Vicky and Ellie have four points each.
19:55Yinka, our two-time champion, has got five.
19:57Peter Serafinowicz has got six points.
19:59Oh, my God.
20:00Oh, my God.
20:01Oh, my God.
20:02It's happening.
20:03Oh, it's happening.
20:04Wow.
20:05Yeah.
20:06Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
20:09Not yet.
20:10What happened, Peter?
20:11I don't know.
20:12I don't know.
20:13It's all gone to my head.
20:14Yeah.
20:15Two more rounds to go.
20:16Can Peter hold it together?
20:17It looks like he can't.
20:18I don't think I can, no.
20:23Richard's Junk.
20:24I'm going to show you now a picture of my junk.
20:26I want you to look at it very closely.
20:27Remember what I say as well, because everything you're about to see is going to be an answer
20:33in the round you're about to see.
20:34So you're going to see it for a while.
20:35It will disappear.
20:36But everything here will be an answer.
20:38Your objects are...
20:55Try and remember as many as you can.
20:57They will be the answers to the questions.
21:00Fingers on buzzers.
21:01Your first question.
21:08Yes, that's Yinka.
21:14Bishop.
21:15Bishop.
21:16It's correct.
21:17Well done.
21:18Oh, yes.
21:19Well done.
21:20Next question.
21:29Yes, Peter.
21:31Rollers.
21:32Rollers.
21:33It is.
21:34Nice work, everyone.
21:35Next one.
21:49Yes, Yinka.
21:50Banana?
21:52Banana.
21:53Correct.
21:54Nicely done.
21:55Next question.
21:57In the Chinese zodiac, 2000 was the year of which creature?
22:02That's Yinka.
22:05Dragon.
22:06Dragon.
22:07Correct.
22:08Doesn't normally go this well this round.
22:10Next one.
22:12In tennis, the shot known as the tweener in which a player hits the ball between their legs
22:17is colloquially known by what other name?
22:23Yinka.
22:24I'm just going to...
22:25Hoops.
22:26Hoops.
22:27Incorrect.
22:28I don't know.
22:29Peter.
22:30Hot dog.
22:31It is a hot dog.
22:33Well done.
22:34Oh, wow.
22:35Nicely done.
22:36Next one.
22:45Yes, Vicky.
22:46Jam.
22:47Jam is absolutely right.
22:48Well done, Vicky.
22:49I didn't even see the question.
22:51Nice.
22:52Next one.
22:53Which 1985 novel by Patrick Suskind is subtitled The Story of a Murderer?
22:58That is Peter.
23:01Perfume.
23:02Perfume.
23:03Absolutely right.
23:04It is perfume.
23:07That's all the questions, but there is a bonus point for anyone who can tell me the three
23:10items we still haven't mentioned.
23:12Oh, I can't...
23:15Peter.
23:16Moss mouse hoops.
23:18Moss mouse hoops.
23:19Oh, no.
23:20Wow.
23:21Well done.
23:22That's very impressive.
23:23Very, very well played there.
23:25Let's take a look, in fact, at our leaderboard.
23:27One round to go.
23:28Yinka has won the first two.
23:30It's been close both days.
23:31Ellie, you've got four.
23:33Vicky, you've got five.
23:34Yinka with eight.
23:35Peter Serafinowicz has got ten points.
23:37Oh!
23:38A two-point lead going into our final round.
23:40Is he going to break Yinka's spell, I wonder?
23:42Let's play, shall we?
23:43Fingers on buzzers, please.
23:44Point for a correct answer.
23:45Point off for an incorrect answer.
23:46I wish you all the very best of luck.
23:48Your first category.
23:54Oh, no.
23:55Those will be the pictures.
23:56There will be clues above.
24:10Nobody.
24:12Yeah.
24:13Let's take a look.
24:14Oh!
24:15Rhinovac Djokovic.
24:16I put it on the end.
24:17Me?
24:18I was trying to do that, yeah.
24:19I'll do Djokovic Rhino.
24:20I was thinking of, like, because it was Java and Sumatra,
24:22I was thinking of, like, a Komodo dragon.
24:24And I thought, well, it's not Komodovac Djokovic.
24:27Rhinovac Djokovic.
24:29Well done if you said that at home.
24:31Next one.
24:32Which desert lies mostly in California,
24:35south-east of the Sierra Nevada,
24:37and stretches to the Colorado Plateau?
24:39Nobody.
24:40Shall I tell you?
24:41I'm looking for Mojave-ness Williams.
24:43Oh!
24:44Mojave and Venus Williams, Mojave-ness Williams.
24:45Mojave.
24:46That's good, that.
24:47Next category.
24:49OK.
24:50New category, guys.
24:51We've got this.
24:52Pirate paraphernalia.
24:53We don't got this.
24:54Finally.
24:55Which of Shakespeare's title characters has three daughters,
24:57named Regan, Goneril and Cordelia?
25:00BUZZER
25:01Yes, Peter.
25:02Earring Lear.
25:03That's incorrect, I'm afraid.
25:04You lose your points.
25:05Oh, I've lost a point.
25:06Oh, is it?
25:07Silly boy.
25:08Yes, Yinka.
25:09King Learing.
25:10King Learing.
25:11King Learing.
25:12Oh.
25:13King Learing.
25:14King Learing.
25:15King Learing.
25:16That's incorrect, I'm afraid.
25:17You lose your points.
25:18Oh!
25:19I've lost a point.
25:20Oh, is it?
25:21Yes, Yinka.
25:22King Learing.
25:23King Learing, we were looking at.
25:25No!
25:26You got both the right answers, just not necessarily in the right order.
25:28No!
25:29That has wiped out your two-point lead, I'll say that.
25:31Oh, no.
25:32Next clue.
25:33Next, Pirate paraphernalia.
25:35What nickname for the Indian film industry is derived from the former name for Mumbai?
25:43Peter.
25:44Bollywood and Leg.
25:45Bollywood and Leg?
25:46It is Bollywood and Wooden Leg.
25:48Bollywood and Leg.
25:49That's all right.
25:50That's okay.
25:51Next clue, next to Pirate paraphernalia.
25:54Who played Don Draper in the TV series Mad Men?
26:00Yes, Peter.
26:01John Hammock.
26:02John Hammock is correct.
26:05John Hammock.
26:06John Hammock, another good name for a character.
26:08Yeah, John Hammock.
26:09After Charlie Checkpoint.
26:10Charlie Checkpoint.
26:11John Hammock and Charlie Checkpoint as cops.
26:14Hammock and Checkpoint.
26:16But they're crooked cops, though.
26:17One of them's crooked.
26:18Ooh.
26:19And the other one has to hunt him down.
26:20And the other one is asleep all the time.
26:22Yes, that's really good.
26:24Any more for any more?
26:27Oh.
26:28We're done for the day.
26:30We're done for the day.
26:31Strong finish there from Peter.
26:32I think he's done here, hasn't he?
26:33Just about.
26:34Yinka won on Monday.
26:35Yinka won on Tuesday.
26:37On Wednesday, our House of Games champion...
26:39Peter Serapinovich.
26:42Well done, Peter.
26:43Nicely done.
26:46Got one.
26:48You're dressed for the occasion.
26:50Finally.
26:51Yeah.
26:52And so, Peter, you did not want one of the prizes.
26:53Oh, yeah.
26:54No, I'd like the cash value.
26:55The cash equivalent.
26:56OK.
26:57Tell us, which of those prizes would you like the cash equivalent of?
27:00Sadly, the planter.
27:02The planter?
27:03The planter?
27:04Yeah.
27:05Is what you're going for?
27:06I can't give you the retail price of it, so it'll be the...
27:08What, the wholesale price?
27:09No, it'll be the manufacturing price.
27:10The manufacturing price?
27:11Yeah, because that's all we're paying.
27:13Go on, how much is it?
27:15You're walking home...
27:16With?
27:17...today with 78 pence.
27:20Peter Serapinovich, everybody.
27:2278 pence.
27:2378 pence.
27:24Congratulations.
27:25More than I thought.
27:26Not just 78 pence, a House of Games 78 pence.
27:28OK.
27:29And all the coins have my face on them.
27:31Oh, they're from a House of Games mint.
27:33Oh!
27:34Let's take a look at our weekly leaderboard, shall we?
27:39Vicky and Ellie, five points each.
27:42Peter with nine, Yinka with 11.
27:44It's going to be a close one.
27:45Two days to go.
27:46Double Points Friday coming up as well.
27:48Lots of points to be won.
27:49Double Points Friday.
27:50Yeah.
27:51Great show today.
27:52Congratulations, Peter.
27:53Very well done.
27:55Look forward to seeing all of you here tomorrow.
27:56We'll see you here as well.
27:57Same time, same place on the House of Games.
27:59APPLAUSE
28:00APPLAUSE
28:01That's 20.
28:02OK, thank you.
28:0330.
28:04I've got 80.
28:05So, if you have...
28:06You won't have a two on you and a half.
28:28That's 20.
28:29OK, thank you.
28:3030.
28:31I've got 80.
28:32So, if you have...
28:34You won't have a two on you and a tux.
28:35I don't have a two in a tux.
28:36But if tomorrow you could bring me about 2p.
28:37Yeah, OK, alright, I will.
28:38Congratulations!
28:39Is two ones, OK?
28:40Two ones is absolutely fine by me.
28:41What about four halves?
28:42absolutely fine by me. What about four halves? In a way, I'd prefer two ones because I've
28:45got two kids, so you can give them one each. That's nice. You'd give them, okay, fine.
28:49These are one piece from Darth Maul. They'd be very, very happy. Okay, alright.
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