Richard Osman's House of Games Season 9 Episode 3

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00:00Hi everybody welcome to Wednesday's house of games we are halfway through the week amazing

00:14stuff and we've got a two-time winner already on our hands who is going to win this trophy

00:20he is in pole position let's meet all four of our players though shall we they are Melanie

00:24Bracewell Mark Steele and Jenny Powell hi everyone Mark you must be pretty pleased two wins as I say

00:37Richard we're just taking it one at a time one game at a time it doesn't we're not thinking about

00:42the end yet that's far too far away we've just got to concentrate on the next puzzle you're like a

00:472022 Pep Guardiola really are Jenny yeah now we're gonna take a look at the weekly leader

00:54boards uh-huh okay you are at the bottom of it at the moment that's okay okay but you're getting

00:58points every day yeah I am and it's just not enough of them Richard not enough that's exactly I'm a bit

01:03slow on the buzzer I've had a word of myself and I'm gonna pick up the pace now yeah let's set myself

01:09up for a big fall by the way so long as you're enjoying yourself do you know what I actually am

01:14and I know that we are your favorite panelists so far oh my god like crazy let's take a look at

01:19today's prizes though today's prizes are okay we have a planter we got the dartboard the driving

01:26gloves classic old school house of games the glasses case and a recipe book stand wow that's new I would

01:33not want that Melanie what would you go for I feel like it it feels like an attack for me to say the

01:39dartboard I 100% want the dartboard but it implies that I do want to throw sharp object objects at your

01:44head yeah but on the other side of the world yeah okay I like it mark I would have the dartboard I

01:51don't have a dartboard at the moment and on the big dot span so there we go dartboard dartboard Ruth

01:56dartboard purely because my best friend one fell on her head right and honestly and I'm devastated that

02:04I wasn't there to see it so I think if I get it I think it could potentially happen again if I don't

02:09attach it you were devastated you weren't there to see it she was fine she's fine she's fine Jenny

02:15what would you go for well I can't say dartboard can I yeah of course can I I'll have a dartboard

02:19as well shall we play house of games I mean if we want to yeah come on our first round today on

02:24Wednesday's house of games is hidden in plain sight Melanie we start with you we have a category

02:33your category today is mammals I'm going to show you a clue about a mammal the answer will be

02:39within the question it will literally be spelled out in one of the words between two of the words but

02:44the answer will be in the question it is hidden in plain sight Mel which mammal is this please

02:51I once watched a herd of these antlered animals stride erratically through the new forest

02:58I believe it's a deer and where is it it's in between stride and erratically there we go

03:08nice there we go deer well done I wonder if Mark still can find a mammal so quickly no I won't find a

03:16mammal so quickly let's see shall we as Andean people have known for centuries this pack animal can

03:23carry or pull a massive amount for its size we will pass it across if you can't find it

03:31llama oh well done and llama is pull a massive pull a massive it is well played yes I wonder if

03:44you could find a mammal for me I'm gonna try the offspring of this marsupial spends a month in

03:50the womb at most then several months more in the sanctuary of its mother's pouch

03:55wombat whoa oh yeah wombat oh that's clever and they poop cubes no stop yeah well like a little

04:16walk so like yeah basically yeah you don't want to give them the right off my curtains all the time okay

04:21that's the best thing I've learned since being here I'm learning so much welcome to house of games

04:26I'm learning so much Jenny yes I wonder if you could find me a mammal whether to pull a plow or send

04:33cavalry into battle humans have relied on this noble creature since ancient times

04:37horse where's the horse can you find a horse there yeah plow or send yes absolutely right horse in plow or send

04:53very nicely done Mel we go back to you no more mammals what we want instead is painters surnames

05:03here is your first painter gaze this painters work Guernica and decide for yourself whether it's as epic as so many people say

05:13Picasso Picasso epic as so absolutely right they're very good well-written yeah they're very nice

05:25very clever Picasso is in the middle of that mark a painter's surname for you over the years this British

05:34painter screaming poop portraits have managed to disturb a considerable number of gallery goers

05:39bacon oh very nice where is it disturb a considerable absolutely right well done

05:51well you literally sounded like a man who just gone down to hotel breakfast

05:55bacon bacon yeah uh Ruth a painter for you when the pop art movement began post-war holy images were

06:06out and symbols of consumer culture such as this artist's tins of soup were in

06:10warhol and where's that post-war holy post-war holy it is that felt easier than bacon yeah I'm really glad

06:23that wasn't my question I wouldn't have got that all you can do is answer the one in front of you

06:27so we've got Jenny yeah are we going to go 100% on this round we are I'm ready I'm ready let's do it

06:32let's smash it I like this attitude what painter is hidden away here

06:37if you like art made from cut and pasted paper this format is seen in this French artist's later

06:43work such as his blue nudes series

06:45Mel's got her fingers on the buzzer should we time you go for it Mel I'm giving it to you you

06:57deserve it it we'll time you out Mel Matisse Matisse we were looking for and where is it

07:03scene format is seen absolutely a point to end the round well played let's take a look at the

07:10leaderboard Ruth has been in the lead for the first round the last two days I think Mel switched it

07:14today not today Jenny has won Mark and Ruth have got two Mel is in the lead with three points well done

07:23Mel are you going to get your first win um shall we play a pairs game our pairs game on Wednesday's

07:28house of games this round I guarantee you it's worse for me than it is for you Jenny you get to

07:40choose your partner today who would you like to play with all right I'll go with Mark oh lovely we

07:44haven't had that team yet so Mel and Jenny if you will swap places please why not Mel and Ruth you've been so far away

07:53now Jenny and Mark you're a team Ruth and Mel you're a team now in this round every single

08:01question is in a foreign language okay and the answers will be in a foreign language as well your

08:06category options are Jenny and Mark Mark you said earlier in the week you speak French French

08:26hmm any of those look like French because then it'd just be like answering a question in English

08:31and on the other end because I'm sort of sports obsessy then so you've got the Olympic you want to do

08:39that Olympics might be go with what go with your Olympic yeah Giochi Olimpici it is Italian for the

08:46Olympic Games here's your question your possible answers are dynastica artistica chikismo supista or pentathlon moderno

09:11they're all bike things cyclismo supista si what do you think the question is what do you think the answer is

09:21it's um omnium and the Kirin speed racing types of what sort of Olympic sport and you think

09:30the cyclismo is cycling yeah let's find out is that correct it is absolutely right very well done

09:37the sprint for the omnium and the Kirin are specialities of which Olympic sport artistic

09:43gymnastics era rhythmic gymnastics and modern pentathlon track cycling the answer there Ruth and

09:50Mel do either of you speak any foreign languages no no I recognize some words but yeah what do we fancy

10:01then my feeling is we go with one that we know what it says because it's a language that's similar

10:07enough to English that I think and that you're up as geography just just go with that one it is

10:13European geography in Swedish okay apologies no to everybody for what's about to happen

10:20oh no feel can I have this a store you're a bishka Lord of Venice is store Britannian is your

10:31question your possible answers are Thameson oh is it like which was the longest like floater would be

10:42like river let's go for Tim is Tim's the longest river well like is it the I don't know that I've

10:49heard of I don't know what the other two are then yeah I think logo we'll go Tim's in we think it's

10:56like what is the the longest river in Britain store Britannian so Tim's in it is the right answer very

11:06well done yeah absolutely right so the translation is is which of these major European rivers is in

11:12the UK and it was the Thames okay the Ryan and the Loire was slightly easier to work out as well

11:17that's not we've not disgraced ourselves absolutely Mark and Jenny another choice from you please

11:23is there anything French and she me could be she me or okay she me and what is she me French for I'm not

11:34sure chemistry I'd have thought chemistry yeah I thought it would be a dance move I don't know here is Mark

11:40will you read the question out because my French is terrible okay so you read the question out and

11:43the answers the kill the says a limo chimic nip on me doll away which are these elements are not a

11:55metal are not a metal is it le soufre le platine oh le titan I think this is sulfur not sure but I think

12:09to chain to pain that that's definitely a metal titanium so this is you see you're gonna go for

12:16le soufre le soufre I think that is sulfur is le soufre the correct answer for a point it is

12:22absolutely right guys which of these chemical elements is not a metal you're absolutely right

12:27sulfur platinum and titanium final question of the round goes to Ruth and Mel which of these would

12:34you like I don't actually know what I mean Historia Della Relief I mean it's the it's the only one that

12:40might will help we'll go for that number five yeah we're going for number five rather than reading

12:46it out yeah could you read it out um I would we don't have time it is Spanish please Spanish from

12:54Royal history okay well history but here's your question

12:57can fool in the monaco britannico gay reno immediately anti-k isabel do it possible answers are

13:10Jorge the sixth Eduardo the seventh Carlos the third okay so Elizabeth the second who's immediately

13:24after Elizabeth the second what wait is Elizabeth the second just the queen I thought she was the

13:30third but is she the second second so then in which case it's Carlos as in Charles right it is

13:35immediately after isn't it yeah yeah I think it'll be Carlos yeah okay Carlos yeah you're gonna go

13:40Carlos three what do you think I agree or disagree is that the correct answer not the correct answer it

13:48must mean before so it must do let's take a look shall we what was the question who is a

13:54British monarch before Elizabeth the second and it was Jorge the sixth very well done if you've got

14:00that I'm very nicely played if you worked out it was before and not after that was sneaky putting

14:04Carlos the third day I would have gone for that every day of the week Mel and Jenny if your swap

14:08places Jenny lovely to have you down this end of the studio nice to see you again later in the week

14:12by the way oh that's okay like down there likewise beautiful all right yeah now we're back sort of

14:19ships in the night yeah you're gone for Charles yeah I would have done let's take a look at our

14:24leaderboards it is very very close today take a look at this one point between the lot of you

14:31Melanie and Mark before each recent Jenny with three each that's more like it let's play our next round

14:35shall we it is well done if you said that at home this is the round that our viewers at home help us

14:43with the first thing they're going to help us with are some TV programs so fingers on buzzers we sent

14:48the names of some TV programs to some of our viewers they sent us back three words they associated with

14:53that TV program now I'm going to show you a word cloud of all the words that they said starting with

14:58the very obscure ones ending up with the ones that most people said so buzz in when you think you know

15:03which TV show our viewers at home are describing here what the TV show is this let's say we start

15:12with the very obscure ones that very few people said gossip happy old theme glasses Corvette America

15:21that is Mel I'm saying America and Irish it's confusing me and I was gonna say cheers cheers

15:29yeah well played I would not have got that it is cheers next one boots music 10 jumps prime glamour

15:47heartless accidents dangerous costumes yes Mel is it Jackass

15:58Jackass jackass not I'm afraid yes mark strictly come dancing it is not I'm afraid yes Ruth dancing on ice I think I think the slippery was it was the bolero that got me oh bolero of course yeah is it dancing on ice it is dancing on ice well

16:28it is dancing on ice please

16:33destiny drama

16:35blonde stunts fighting nineties evil blood graveyard cult watcher hunter

16:45librarian mock Buffy the vampire Slayer yeah Buffy the vampire Slayer

16:46Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

16:49It absolutely is.

16:51Supernatural Teenagers in Sunnydale, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

16:54The next thing we sent to our viewers at home

16:57were the name of some books.

16:59They gave us three words to describe those books,

17:01but which books are they?

17:07Great.

17:09Conform Disaster.

17:11Engineered Earth Humanity.

17:17Controversial Dictatorship.

17:20I love the Intelligence Mail.

17:22Lighthouse is throwing me. I was going to say 1984.

17:251984?

17:26That's where they were leading you, wasn't it?

17:28Yeah, Lighthouse, Alpha.

17:30Control, Shakespeare, Futuristic Dystopian.

17:35Nobody. Let's take a look.

17:38I still would have gone for 1984.

17:40Brave New World.

17:42Brave New World, Aldous Huxley.

17:44Next one.

17:48Ground.

17:51Bully Experiment Oil.

17:55Recipe.

17:58Which mixture?

18:00Ingredients.

18:02Shrink.

18:04Yes, Mel.

18:05Alice in Wonderland?

18:07Alice in Wonderland.

18:08It's not Alice in Wonderland.

18:11Potion Magic Grandmother.

18:13Yes, Ruth.

18:14George's Marvelous Medicine.

18:16George's Marvelous Medicine.

18:17It is. Well done.

18:20Final question in this round.

18:23Which book is this, please?

18:24Funny Illustrated.

18:25It's a classic.

18:26Growth Strawberry Transformation.

18:27Weak Pickle.

18:28Greedy.

18:29Full Holes.

18:30Yes, Ruth.

18:31The Greedy Caterpillar.

18:32The Greedy Caterpillar.

18:33I can't take it.

18:34It's not the name.

18:35The Hungry Caterpillar.

18:36The Hungry Caterpillar.

18:37The Hungry Caterpillar.

18:38The Hungry Caterpillar.

18:39Come on.

18:40Half a point.

18:41The Very Hungry Caterpillar.

18:42The Hungry Caterpillar.

18:43The Very Hungry Caterpillar.

18:44The Very Hungry Caterpillar.

18:45The Very Hungry Caterpillar.

18:46The Very Hungry Caterpillar.

18:47The Very Hungry Caterpillar.

18:48The Very Hungry Caterpillar.

18:49The Very Hungry Caterpillar we were looking for.

18:50Yeah.

18:51It's the end of the round.

18:52Let's take a look at the leaderboard.

18:53There are now three points between everyone.

18:54Jenny, you've got three.

18:55Ruth and Mel have got five points each.

18:56Mark out in the lead again, Mr Fox.

18:57Is he going to go three from three?

18:58Is he going to get the hat trick, I wonder?

18:59Two rounds to go.

19:00Our fourth round today is...

19:02Now, in this round, you don't just give me the answer to the question,

19:04you give me the answer to every single question we've had in the round so far.

19:07You know like the old game when you're kids, which is I went to the shop, I bought some eggs.

19:10I went to the shop, I bought some eggs and I bought some eggs and I bought some eggs and I bought some eggs and I bought some eggs and I bought some eggs and I bought some eggs.

19:26OK, we all ready?

19:27Yeah.

19:28This is brilliant, this show.

19:29It's just like being sick.

19:30Fantastic.

19:31Fingers on buzzes, please, everyone. The first one you just have to answer.

19:35OK, fine.

19:36Your first question is...

19:47Yes, Mel.

19:48SOS.

19:49SOS is correct.

19:51Your next question.

19:53Alec Guinness and Ewan McGregor have both played which Star Wars character on screen?

20:02Yes, Ruth.

20:03Do I have to say that one first? So, SOS and Luke Skywalker?

20:06SOS Luke Skywalker?

20:08No.

20:09That's incorrect.

20:10Oh, is it...

20:11Oh, OK.

20:12Oh, OK.

20:13Is it SOS Anakin Skywalker?

20:16Is incorrect on the phrase.

20:18OK.

20:19Nobody?

20:20Oh, nobody.

20:21I was looking for SOS Obi-Wan Kenobi.

20:23Oh, Obi-Wan Kenobi.

20:24That's right.

20:25SOS Obi-Wan Kenobi.

20:27Your next question is...

20:29In a standard game of chess, each player starts with how many knights?

20:36Yes, Mark.

20:37SOS Obi-Wan Kenobi 2.

20:41Correct.

20:43Very nice.

20:44Next question.

20:45Mark.

20:46SOS Obi-Wan Kenobi 2.

21:00Turkey.

21:01Correct.

21:02Next one.

21:03Which Friends actor is also the voice of Melman the giraffe in the Madagascar film series?

21:08BUZZER

21:12Yes, Ruth.

21:13SOS Obi-Wan Kenobi 2.

21:17Turkey.

21:19David Schwimmer.

21:20Oh, yes, yes.

21:21Oh, yes, yes.

21:22Well done.

21:23Good God.

21:24Next one.

21:35BUZZER

21:36Yes, Mel.

21:37SOS.

21:38Obi-Wan Kenobi 2.

21:40Turkey.

21:41David Schwimmer.

21:42November.

21:43Correct.

21:44Well played.

21:45Nicely done.

21:46Next one.

21:47In the Roman numeral system, which letter of the alphabet represents 100?

21:52BUZZER

21:53Yes, Mark.

21:54SOS Obi-Wan Kenobi 2.

21:56Turkey.

21:57Yes, Mark.

21:58SOS Obi-Wan Kenobi 2.

21:59Turkey.

22:01BUZZER

22:02Yes, Mark.

22:03SOS Obi-Wan Kenobi 2.

22:05Turkey.

22:10David Schwimmer C.

22:14It's gone, David Schwimmer C. Something. I've missed one.

22:17No.

22:18No.

22:19Incorrect, I'm afraid.

22:20Anybody else fancy that?

22:21BUZZER

22:22Mel, good luck.

22:23Hmm.

22:24SOS, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Turkey 2.

22:28David Schwimmer November C.

22:32That's incorrect, I'm afraid.

22:34BUZZER

22:35I don't know whether this is right.

22:36OK.

22:37But we're going to go with SOS Obi-Wan Kenobi 2.

22:42Turkey.

22:43David Schwimmer November X.

22:47BUZZER

22:48Oh, that's incorrect, I'm afraid.

22:50BUZZER

22:51Oh, no!

22:52Go on, Jenny, you can do this.

22:53BUZZER

22:54Jenny.

22:55SOS, Obi-Wan Kenobi 2.

23:02BUZZER

23:03Turkey, David Schwimmer November X.

23:09BUZZER

23:10Oh, no!

23:11BUZZER

23:12That's exactly what he said.

23:13C, I got the turkey and the two mixed up, I think.

23:15Is it M?

23:16No, it's C, it's C, it's C.

23:17Yeah, it is C, I just said two and two.

23:18Did you say X?

23:19I said C, but I had turkey and two.

23:21BUZZER

23:22I'm afraid, so everyone got it wrong.

23:23I'm afraid I was looking for SOS Obi-Wan Kenobi 2.

23:26BUZZER

23:27Turkey.

23:28David Schwimmer November C.

23:30BUZZER

23:31That's what I was looking for.

23:32Exactly.

23:33And that is the end of that round.

23:34Can we do that again?

23:36BUZZER

23:37No!

23:38Just one round to go.

23:39Is Mark going to make it three in a row?

23:40I wonder.

23:41He is in pole position because Jenny has three.

23:43BUZZER

23:44Ruth has six.

23:45Melanie has seven.

23:46Mark Steele has eight points.

23:48BUZZER

23:49It's a one point lead into our final round.

23:50He's good at the final round as well.

23:52We know that is about the hat-trick of wins.

23:53He's good.

23:54OK.

23:55Your final round, of course, is...

23:59Answer smash.

24:01Fingers on buzzers.

24:02Point for a correct answer.

24:03Point off for an incorrect answer.

24:04Your first category...

24:07..is Oscar winners.

24:08And your first answer smash looks like this.

24:11Fruits such as oranges, lemons and limes are collectively known by what term?

24:19BUZZER

24:20Yes, Mel.

24:21Citrusel Crow.

24:24It is Citrus and Russell Crowe's Citrusel Crowe.

24:27Oh, brilliant.

24:28Next one.

24:29What does the letter P stand for in the name of the British orchestra known as the RPO?

24:34BUZZER

24:36Yes, Mel.

24:38Philharmoniculous Cage.

24:41Philharmoniculous Cage.

24:42She's smashing it today.

24:43Wow.

24:44It is.

24:45I want that dartboard.

24:47Philharmonic and Nicholas Cage.

24:50Next one.

24:52What is the English title of the festive carol that is known in German as O Tannenbaum?

24:59BUZZER

25:00Yes, Ruth.

25:01Oh, Christmas trees...

25:03Witherspoon.

25:04Is it A Christmas Treece Witherspoon?

25:06Witherspoon.

25:07It is.

25:08Well done.

25:09A Christmas Treece Witherspoon.

25:10A Christmas Treece Witherspoon.

25:12Next category.

25:14Sweet Treats will be the pictures.

25:18Which mythical being is said to take the teeth from under the pillows of children and replace them with money?

25:25BUZZER

25:26That is Ruth.

25:27Fairy... Tooth Fairy Cake.

25:29The Tooth Fairy Cake?

25:30Tooth Fairy Cake.

25:31BUZZER

25:32It is Tooth Fairy Fairy Cake with Tooth Fairy Cake.

25:34Next clue.

25:35Next sweet treat.

25:37Which character is played by Steve Buscemi in the 1992 film Reservoir Dogs?

25:45Nobody. Let's take a look.

25:48Looking for Mr Pink Wafer.

25:49Mr Pink Wafer.

25:50Was it something Pink Wafer?

25:51Pink Wafer.

25:52Mr Pink Wafer.

25:53I was thinking, like, who's Wafer?

25:55Next clue.

25:56Next sweet treat.

25:58Which of Margaret Thatcher's nicknames is also the title of a 2011 film about her life?

26:03BUZZER

26:06That is Mark.

26:07Iron Lady Fingers.

26:09Iron Lady's Fingers.

26:10Mmm, nice.

26:11It is the Iron Lady, Lady Fingers, the Iron Lady's Fingers.

26:16Any more?

26:17BUZZER

26:18No more.

26:19This is going to be interesting, I think.

26:21I think they're tied.

26:22I think they're tied.

26:23On Monday, our champion was Mark Steele.

26:25Yeah.

26:26On Tuesday, our champion was Mark Steele.

26:28On Wednesday, our champion is...

26:32It's going down to a tie-break between Mel and Mark.

26:36We play one final answer smash.

26:39OK.

26:40If you buzz in and give me a correct answer, you're today's champion.

26:42Come on, guys. OK.

26:43If you buzz and give me an incorrect answer, your opponent is today's champion.

26:46Both ready?

26:47Yes.

26:48Correct answer wins you the show.

26:49Incorrect answer, hands that win to your opponent.

26:51Best of luck to Mel and Mark.

26:53Category for today's tie-break is...

26:57Plants.

26:58That'll be the picture.

26:59There'll be a clue above.

27:00Very best of luck, Mel and Mark.

27:02Here we go.

27:06The outlaw Robin Hood was said to rob from the rich.

27:08To give to whom?

27:12BUZZER

27:13Yes, Mel.

27:14Uh...

27:15The...

27:17Poor...

27:21Poor Lotus.

27:22It's incorrect, I'm afraid.

27:24Mark Steele is our winner again.

27:25He gave to the poor kid.

27:27Poor kid?

27:28I don't know why.

27:29I couldn't think...

27:30OK.

27:31It's good.

27:32In that situation, you've got to buzz in.

27:33You've got to.

27:34You've got to do it.

27:35You've got to be in the business.

27:36Mark?

27:37I feel slightly guilty...

27:38No.

27:39..at winning a dartboard in such a way.

27:41No, it's fear.

27:42You deserve it.

27:43Mark, there is never a bad way to win a dartboard.

27:45So that's what you're going for.

27:46You're going for the dartboards.

27:47Mark Steele, three wins in a row,

27:49takes over the house of James' dartboard.

27:50Wins it on a tie break.

27:53Our weekly leaderboard is good news for Mark.

27:56Let's take a look at it.

27:57Two days to go,

27:58but we've got Double Points Friday coming up as well.

28:00Mark's got a three-point lead that can all disappear.

28:02Double Points Friday makes a huge amount of difference as well.

28:05Two days to try and stop him.

28:07Shall we try again tomorrow?

28:08Let's do it.

28:09Sure.

28:10Lovely.

28:11See you all here.

28:12Looking forward to it ever so much.

28:13On the House of Games.

28:14APPLAUSE

28:15Mott, how many 180s have you ever got?

28:16Well, no.

28:17No.

28:18No.

28:19No.

28:20No.

28:21No.

28:22No.

28:23No.

28:24No.

28:25No.

28:26No.

28:27No.

28:28No.

28:29No.

28:30No.

28:31No.

28:32No.

28:33No.

28:34No.

28:35No.

28:36No.

28:37No.

28:38No.

28:39No.

28:40No.

28:41No.

28:42No.

28:43No.

28:44No.

28:45No.

28:46I got 1.180 ever, and that's the picture I have, I think,

28:50texted to more friends than anything else I've ever done,

28:53including the births of my children.

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