"Can I Blow You?"

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2 days ago

Dani Jackel | Dani Jackel

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00:00Could I blow you?

00:02Welcome back to my channel. My name is Danny Jackal.

00:04Today I'm at UT Austin and I'm going to be asking guys,

00:06can I blow you? With my fan, of course.

00:08Duh. Could I blow you

00:09real quick? What? I just

00:12feel like you could just sit back, relax,

00:14I blow you, and then I'll go to the library.

00:16That's okay. It's just

00:18like blowing you with my fan really quick.

00:20Right. It's so hot out.

00:21You don't want it?

00:24Sure.

00:26Okay. So you do? Okay.

00:27You like that bitch?

00:30Can you blow me now?

00:32You can talk to me.

00:33Nah, it's cool. I mean, I prefer it, but

00:36it's cool.

00:37You don't have to say bitch.

00:39Because obviously calling me a bitch would be different.

00:41Right, yeah. That'd be kind of an issue.

00:43You could ask me my name.

00:44Nah, it's calm.

00:47Huh? Here, I'm going to give this back to you.

00:49Yeah, do your thing. I gotta go, okay?

00:51Okay. Love you.

00:54I have a question for you.

00:56Do you think I could blow you?

00:58Do you think you could blow me?

00:59I've got a girlfriend.

01:01I mean, that has nothing to do with, like, blowing my fan on you?

01:04I don't know.

01:05What were you thinking?

01:06I don't know.

01:06Weirdo?

01:07What the heck?

01:09It's a hot day out.

01:10I'm good. I'm good. I've got water.

01:12I mean, you're actually out.

01:13It's going to melt.

01:14Okay.

01:15I don't know.

01:15Well, the more you look at me, it'll melt faster, you know, so, obviously, pop on out of here, huh?

01:21Adiós.

01:21See ya.

01:22You are as yummy as a chipotle burrito.

01:26I just want to load you up, roll you, and munch you all day long.

01:31You're welcome.

01:32Thanks very much.

01:33What's your name?

01:34Keelan.

01:34Keelan?

01:35Yeah, you?

01:36Danny.

01:37Yeah, but you can just call me Mommy or Mamacita for short.

01:41Cool. Thank you very much.

01:43Yeah, of course.

01:44What are you doing like this, all hot, just sitting here alone?

01:47Talking to my dad on the phone.

01:49Oh, my gosh.

01:50Can you ask your dad if it's cool if I blow you?

01:53Uh, I probably won't do that.

01:55No.

01:56Okay.

01:57Um, I'm just going to blow you with my fan, but no worries.

02:00If not.

02:01Okay.

02:02Nice to meet you.

02:03Yeah, no, so you don't want me to blow you with my fan.

02:05I'm good.

02:06Thank you, though.

02:06Maybe I should just get your number, just like in case.

02:08Okay.

02:09Cool.

02:11Tell your dad I'd say hey.

02:14I will do.

02:15That's me.

02:16Thank you for the strangest interaction of my day.

02:18Oh, my gosh.

02:19Thank you for just being so freaking cute.

02:21Don't worry.

02:22Uh, maybe we can go on a Chipotle date, like, at some point soon.

02:24Sounds good.

02:24And no, it's not sponsored.

02:26Okay.

02:26Yeah.

02:27Yeah.

02:31Do you know which way the Chick-fil-A is?

02:33Uh, it's at the Union.

02:34I'm actually going there right now.

02:36Oh, are you asking me out on a date?

02:38I could take you.

02:39Okay.

02:40Could I blow you?

02:41What does that mean?

02:43Well, I don't know.

02:44If you're offering something so nice, I want to return the favor.

02:47No, you said the Chick-fil-A, right?

02:49Yeah.

02:49Yeah, it's over here.

02:50Okay.

02:51And then can I blow you?

02:53No, no, no.

02:53I'm just saying, like, I could just take you.

02:54Like, with my fan.

02:55Like, it's so hot out.

02:56Yeah, yeah.

02:57It's just, like, if you're walking me all the way there, I wanted to blow you on the walk there.

03:00No, seriously, I gotta go.

03:01So, like, if you want to go to the Chick-fil-A.

03:02Yeah, sure.

03:02Let's go.

03:03Yeah, yeah.

03:03I just noticed you walking, and you are honestly as cute as a little boo-boo.

03:07Like, I just want to chain you up, put you on my nipple, walk around with you all day long.

03:11And sorry if that was too much.

03:15That turned insane pretty fast.

03:18Okay.

03:19No, that's...

03:20It's just the truth.

03:21No, no, thank you.

03:22Before, I mean, I know it's so hot out.

03:23Like, could I blow you?

03:27Like, with my fan, what are you thinking?

03:30Could I blow you?

03:31What?

03:32Say it again.

03:33Could I, could I blow you?

03:34I'm good off the bat.

03:36Well, you are like...

03:37Well, yeah, with, like, my fan.

03:40See...

03:40What were you thinking?

03:42See...

03:42Name.

03:43See asking, name.

03:45See what?

03:47Sir, I'm going to need you to stop what you're doing and let me blow you.

03:50What are you talking about?

03:52Just with my fan.

03:53What are you talking about?

03:55This is not...

03:56This is actually not an ad.

03:58This is a favor.

03:59I'd be helping you and cooling you down.

04:00I don't know why you would say...

04:01Such odd things in response.

04:06It's very polarizing.

04:07That's a good, uh...

04:08Okay, you know what?

04:09F*** it.

04:10I won't blow you.

04:11Can you blow me?

04:13I mean, like, literally, I'm so freaking hot.

04:16So are you, though, honestly.

04:18I'm not going to buy the fan, but...

04:21You think I'm selling this?

04:22What are you doing?

04:23This piece of shit from Amazon?

04:24Yeah, well, what are you doing?

04:25Well, we don't need the fan.

04:26Here, let me get your number instead.

04:30You know, with a sorority, with some of them that gets to go do this.

04:34I'm with Pi Capades nuts.

04:38Yeah, see, I got jokes, too.

04:39Okay?

04:40I'm not making a joke.

04:41Let me get your number.

04:42And I'll ride you, your bike.

04:44My gosh, I'm sorry.

04:46I'll ride it home with you.

04:49Yeah.

04:50And we just call it a freaking day.

04:52What's your name?

04:53I didn't even get that.

04:54My name is Maliki.

04:54What's your name?

04:55Maliki?

04:55Yeah, what's your name?

04:56Like, Molecule?

04:58It's sort of similar to Molecule, yeah.

05:00Okay.

05:01Well, listen, Maliki.

05:03Do you want my number?

05:04Yeah, I got you.

05:05Sure.

05:06You're giving me really mixed signals here.

05:07Well, I'm just very confused.

05:08I don't know what...

05:09I mean, it's like kind of turning me on.

05:11Oh, yeah?

05:12Yeah, like, I don't know.

05:13Yeah, that's my number.

05:14What's your name?

05:15Danny.

05:16Danny.

05:16Yeah.

05:17Nice to meet you, Dan.

05:17And Maliki.

05:18Maliki.

05:19Love you.

05:20I'm going to go grab that fan.

05:21I'll probably use it.

05:22I'll bring it later.

05:23I can blow you later.

05:24Where are you going?

05:25I think I got, like, a medical career fair type thing.

05:28Oh.

05:29You don't want to go back to mine?

05:31What do you mean?

05:32Like, back to my place?

05:34Oh, no, no, no, no.

05:35Okay.

05:35I mean, well, I could still blow you here.

05:38Well, what do you mean?

05:39Oh, no, no, no need.

05:40No need, no need.

05:41I'm chilling, I'm chilling.

05:42It's really hot out, though.

05:43I could blow you with my fan.

05:44Oh, time to say.

05:46What were you thinking?

05:48Nah, I was confused.

05:50I don't know what I was thinking.

05:51Oh.

05:52Well, so do you want a quick, before you, you know, go into your...

05:55Nah, I'm good, I'm good.

05:56Oh, okay.

05:56I'm used to being on you.

05:57Okay, you're good.

05:58Take care.

05:59You are just so freaking adorable.

06:02Oh, my gosh.

06:03I mean, look at you.

06:04These curls.

06:05Just want to dip them in some ketchup and eat them.

06:07I haven't heard that one before.

06:09I just immediately thought of, like, Curly Fries from Jack in the Box, and, you know,

06:12you could have my box any day, but that was also...

06:15That's a good one.

06:16That was intense.

06:17Yeah.

06:18Anyways, on to a more PG topic.

06:20Could I potentially blow you?

06:21Uh, you know, I'm okay, but thank you.

06:24Okay.

06:24Or, I mean, it's really hot out, and I feel like blowing you with my fan might actually

06:29be helpful for you, but, uh...

06:31I'm about to go inside and get in the AC.

06:33Yeah, I got class in a second here.

06:35Okay, so you don't want to be blown by my fan?

06:38No, I'm sorry.

06:40Okay.

06:40More for me.

06:42No worries.

06:43But, anyways, it was nice to meet you.

06:44Yeah, it was a pleasure.

06:45Hope you have a great day.

06:46Yeah, you too.

06:46Thanks.

06:49Hi.

06:51I have a question for you.

06:52Just kidding.

06:53I don't.

06:54I'm just going to blow you.

06:55I've seen your Instagram.

06:56Oh.

06:56Are you like the Danny girl?

06:58That's me.

06:58Yeah, your f***ing confidence sucks.

07:00You're stupid as s***.

07:01He has to compensate for something at the gym.

07:03Yeah, I'm just messing.

07:05You guys are great, though.

07:06Is it cool if you guys have wheezed on the video?

07:08Yeah, that's cool.

07:09Yeah, go ahead.

07:10I'm so sorry.

07:10We're just messing, though.

07:11You were awesome.

07:11No, no, you're good.

07:12Is it cool if we used it on the video?

07:14Um, yeah, f*** it.

07:15I mean, yeah, I don't care.

07:16But is it cool if we ended up using that in the video?

07:18Boy.

07:19Finally, I get the fan all to myself.

07:21Thank you guys so much for watching the video.

07:23Hope you enjoyed it.

07:23And if you did, please be sure to give it a big thumbs up, comment below, subscribe, follow

07:26me on the rest of my social platforms, and I'll see you in the next video.

07:29Bye.

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