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00:00:00sorry mom i have a potty mouth and it's gonna be better from here on out where are you pointing
00:00:10carson oh i see anyway guys we got a great monday to a tuesday show coming up today we got mlb
00:00:16playoffs to get to monday night football recap we got to talk about the cubs we got all the
00:00:19chicago guys here we got jason worth coming by my radio hero stu gotts dropping in it's gonna
00:00:26be awesome uh we also got yams coming in to talk the opening night of the nhl keep it locked here
00:00:32on fs1 wake up barstool starts now
00:00:56what up y'all welcome in wake up barstool fs1 t-bob big cat eddie nicky steven shea behind the
00:01:04glass today producing a lot to get to on today's show gonna be a great show hope everybody has a
00:01:09good coffee in hand and is ready to have some fun over the next couple of hours uh boys how we feeling
00:01:15great monday night game last night huh shockingly yeah great monday night game can i can we just
00:01:20start right rip off with just a confession yeah i'm so tired i tried to put on a little my wife's
00:01:26uh foundation or whatever and i just had to wash it off because i looked i it was insane i tried to
00:01:32put on my own makeup so the first time is this the first time you've worn makeup well i mean there's
00:01:37been times when i've been on tv where they've put it on but yeah it was the very first time i've ever
00:01:41tried to apply my own makeup and it was a disaster boys i'm in a i'm in a bad spot credit to you for
00:01:48knowing what to do i i don't know that that is not i don't know that's not 100 clear i don't know
00:01:54she was still asleep i just there was some type of um tan something yeah and i squirted it and i put
00:02:06it under my eyes and then i i looked like a rat and then i and then i had to wash my whole face again
00:02:12and it would have been glaring on oh it would have been ridiculous it would have been absolutely
00:02:16ridiculous i thought we were talking about some sort of uh powder or something i think it was
00:02:20like a foundation i don't is that what foundation is i think foundation's a powder i mean look we got
00:02:25a girl theresa in here that comes in once a week for casey she taught me oh i was like dude that's
00:02:30steven no no no wait a minute no she exists on the other side of that wall oh okay did you hear
00:02:35this no what you wear you put makeup on before this show that's what i was gonna say yeah oh no
00:02:40every day theresa uh theresa taught me a couple things that's who theresa is i was like who is
00:02:45it who is this by the way theresa taught that's where i was going with that tell me a couple
00:02:48things um it's an odd it's an odd feeling i'm a little nervous about people walking in on me
00:02:56every day when i'm doing it wait you do it every day uh yeah it takes like two minutes she's here
00:03:01right now she's not here right now no no i she taught me how to do it i have a little makeup kit
00:03:04you do the makeup yourself yeah well wait why don't over break keep yeah put put some on me
00:03:09let's do let's come back when we come back we'll do a little live makeup help me out i'll show you
00:03:14exactly what theresa does maybe we can make it look okay i it's look man i don't know if it makes a
00:03:19difference i um i i kind of enjoy it i mean it was it's a little fun it's a little pampering yeah it
00:03:27feels a little like saucy i don't know no i i mean i yeah that's cool uh i just more i it was
00:03:36like two things it was one i was like i'm gonna try this because i i look terrible this is the
00:03:41this is the end of the stretch i do sunday all day here left sunday at like 2 a.m then monday all day
00:03:47then last night we had cubs yeah uh here streaming till midnight so i have not slept so i was like i
00:03:53look awful this is bad for tv let me try to put on some makeup and if it doesn't work i can burn like
00:03:59five minutes of wake up barstool where we don't have to talk about the cubs mission okay okay so that look at
00:04:05that that is what i did do y'all want to do y'all want to y'all can choose do y'all want to start
00:04:09with the cubs and knock it out go playoffs first you don't know do you want to start with the nfl
00:04:13let's just knock out the cubs okay sure they can't hit they stink i'm so frustrated with them
00:04:20that first inning that's all they do i had to have felt so good it's it's it's almost like would
00:04:26y'all rather i was thinking about this would you rather not the first inning tees because it really
00:04:31is heartbreaking back-to-back games or it's just unbelievable start only to be immediately
00:04:35ripped i don't think it's a tease if you can't really feel it they answer right away they answer
00:04:39instantly yeah like we had maybe 12 minutes we had we had showed his first two batters
00:04:47strikeouts yeah and i think in the gambling cave we said the words he is dialed i said that
00:04:54but he was in your defense he was dialed yeah you were saying past tense he was right i know
00:05:01i thought about it all night that that was like i i said uh i tweeted you know nice opener to the
00:05:07brewers and then there were people like this is gonna backfire it's like well i was correct that
00:05:12they them giving up a three-run homer on the top of the first like that's idiotic that they went
00:05:17with an opener but the brewers pat murphy's out managing craig council the cubs the pitching was
00:05:22story was uh game one because of matthew boyd and that weird decision now it's just you cannot
00:05:29win in the playoffs if you can't score any runs and they've scored the max amount of runs they
00:05:35scored is three runs in the game yeah they can't they can't even so though we just don't got the
00:05:39arm out top like we don't get we don't have showed it's not the guy from last year yeah but i'm saying
00:05:43like the the pitching has been a problem but we kind of knew the pitching was a problem the offense is
00:05:48you you the offense is the is the thing i'm focused on today i had the saturday to be mad about the
00:05:54pitching today i'm like hey you you know that you don't have starting pitching k dorton's hurt
00:05:59you know matthew boyd pitched 180 pitches this year he's at the he's his arm is tired showed has
00:06:04been bad for a couple months you knew that the pitching was bad going into this series you had
00:06:09to deliver at the plate and they have not delivered at the plate they had what one base right after the
00:06:13first inning or second inning it's crazy say is the uh i mean i guess say it say is the only one
00:06:19that's really been consistent i i thought maybe the pca game three was going to be his breakthrough
00:06:25and then that was going to kind of wake him up because he was so fantastic that night but
00:06:29as you said i guess it just hasn't come to pass now really the only guy we can consistently
00:06:33lean on is seo and bush yeah and bush and who didn't in bush nico yeah nico but like nico's
00:06:40hitting singles yeah yeah you need you need guys who can actually drive in runs uh and and credit
00:06:46to the brewers like pat murphy's out managing cred council he the the bullpen game in game two was
00:06:53genius he pulled all the right strings he still has priester quintana and peralta is going to go
00:06:59again he's just completely i mean took the cubs best hitter out of the lineup for the first two at
00:07:06bats like he that was a genius move with ashby the opener of ashby so they're getting out managed
00:07:12they're getting out hit they're getting out pitched it's a disaster and i still like their
00:07:17chances at wrigley dan there's there we are octigley dan there's your i mean there's your
00:07:22proof yeah right there uh shout out to the production team finding this tweet this is what
00:07:27i'm talking about eddie you can't as much as the pitching has been bad like this is at some point
00:07:31you have to see you have to score runs yeah but it's almost one of those situations where you get
00:07:36the kick run back on you right at the opening kickoff you're down so i know i know it's called
00:07:41what you're digging out of a hole that just seems insurmountable you would have let you'd like them
00:07:45to hold a lead yeah and then skinny ass goofy ass miserowski comes in it's just like but that's
00:07:51118 miles an hour he was missing so many spots i know i know we gotta do better can every dude
00:07:59throw 100 miles an hour but us yeah yeah yeah that's how it is it's pretty crazy i bet you i bet
00:08:04you if white socks dave grew up in this era he could he could push on he probably can he can
00:08:09probably close to 100 right now um che what what do you i mean massive cubs fan obviously i can tell
00:08:15from what you're wearing what um what what what what your thoughts on the series i am not a craig
00:08:21council defender but i will say putting justin turner to start against the opener worked for the
00:08:27most part one for two and then they brought in michael bush who obviously is one of their best
00:08:30hitters led the team in home runs again yeah they just can't hit we're being a dead horse to hit four
00:08:36hits last night like that that's not going to get it done against a milwaukee team that everybody can
00:08:41it seems like does it give y'all any solace that philadelphia fans are dying all around you maybe
00:08:49even worse given the fact that obviously they lose both at home and now have to go back to la and la
00:08:55i mean the dodgers look like the team in the nl right now they have it worse like they haven't
00:09:01yeah like they got the excitement of octiglia i have it worse no okay all right all right hear me out i
00:09:08i the dodgers are kind of or the phillies are kind of at the end of this era which that stinks
00:09:14but the dodgers are really really good the cubs are i i think the cubs are better than the the
00:09:19brewers they're not but they they are you know what i mean yeah and you also took it's your rival you
00:09:24took craig council there's a lot of history behind it the the when you lose to the dodgers i feel like
00:09:30you just lose to give me this give me a star wars thing oh oh um uh death star you're like the
00:09:36death star yeah it's like the death star right yeah um no no let's just stick with death star
00:09:44don't you think there's a little bit of like the dodgers are so much better than ever yeah but the
00:09:49phillies pushed their chips to the middle of that i agree with that you're right you're right that's
00:09:53fair y'all had that game three and wrigley in the wildcard round philly has sit around yeah
00:09:57they're like okay playoffs baby very now they're just cooked you are right there is with the with the
00:10:02way this format works there seems to be every single year a team that uh makes it's a really
00:10:07good team that gets like one fun playoff game and they're out and you were talking about not hitting
00:10:12uh i was kind of shocked by this so going back to last year philly's lost five of their last six
00:10:17but just in this playoffs um trade turner college former bryce harper two of 21 yeah it's bad that's
00:10:25that's painful i think our our good friend max broke it down he said the dodgers have so many guys
00:10:31and their guys are always guys and the phillies need their top three guys to be guys that's okay
00:10:37that's pretty eloquent that actually makes sense that makes a lot of sense right guys to be good
00:10:41right the dodgers just have so many guys they have guy culture right exactly the phillies only have
00:10:47really three guys and they need to be guys so do the dodgers create guys or do guys go to the
00:10:52dodgers oh i think they just they buy all the guys they buy the guys yeah they buy they've they've
00:10:58cornered the market on guys both but it is true the dodgers are like they just have
00:11:03you know hitter after hitter pitcher after pitcher it's just it's they're they're just really really
00:11:09good and the phillies almost had a chance in this game it's really nice of you to say
00:11:13oh that ninth inning i thought they were gonna do it the the bank came alive uh but yeah so uh rough
00:11:23rough couple of series there 2-0 in both but cubs i would say with more hope heading back to wrigley
00:11:28whereas philly just feels dead i i gotta i gotta throw this question out there we were discussing
00:11:33this last night so i won the 50-50 last week they've given me not i don't know if people know
00:11:39that but yeah i won it uh they're giving me the big check on wednesday i don't think i can go
00:11:45what i it's an elimination game like you have to be focused on the elimination game it's kind of
00:11:51insensitive but it's an insensitive move to go get a big check in an elimination your life's purpose
00:11:57was to win the i understand you're not need me they need me focused i can't be talking are they
00:12:04going to give you the big check at the game yeah before the game all right so why don't you just ask
00:12:09for a regular size check that's a funny photo op on the field too me wear an armband for like yeah
00:12:14like look like uh you go ahead how how long did you fight for this 50-50 a long time and it
00:12:23probably felt really dark right yeah probably felt as dark as being down 0-2 scoring three runs or
00:12:30fewer for the last 13 postseason games like it probably felt like the hill was just too high to
00:12:34climb but you didn't give up so your win is representative of exactly what the cubs need to do
00:12:40here they cannot give up okay okay you have to you have to set the tone by accepting this check
00:12:47giving it to charity like you said for a great amazing cause and then the cubs will fall suit
00:12:52i appreciate you trying to motivate me but what if what if uh the cubs just suck and i'm just a winner
00:13:01i don't know when will they give you the check uh like two o'clock i think like two hours before
00:13:10the game i don't be a photo of your goofy smile with this big exactly everyone memeing me i can't
00:13:17do it i think i have to take i think i have to say hey thank you thanks but no thanks no big check for
00:13:22me you can't we gotta win this game you can't let the fear of failure stop you from celebrating
00:13:28success dan this is it this is the moment to bring the cubs up with you wait no no no just win another
00:13:3350 50 yeah that's true give up this one win another i got yeah you're right you're right do you have
00:13:39your 50 50 ring on you no i it's in i don't know where i lost it you lost it it was a good run uh i was
00:13:47about to give a confident answer where it might be but i do not know one day all right let's uh let's
00:13:51talk a little monday night football last night how about them jags chay nobody happier than steven
00:13:57chay to see one of his former favorite coaches liam cohen having great success in jacksonville
00:14:02the jaguars with a stumbling and deeply funny game winning touchdown at the end of the game take
00:14:09down the chiefs 31 28 at home now four and one chiefs dropped to two and three uh chay what'd you
00:14:15think man i mean this play specifically the left guard with an unbelievable play looking for work and
00:14:21then also just piling on the guy uh it's a hell of a finish by liam cohen and the jaguars
00:14:27uh i'm gonna say it i might have been right he's a good coach
00:14:32this was this was an incredible monday night football game yeah i was not expecting to watch
00:14:39a good game yeah i thought this was like a like water find its level for the chiefs they were going
00:14:45to win by 40 i was wrong yeah and the jaguars are the this is the game the jaguars always lose as a
00:14:52franchise yep the hey we have a little bit of momentum going we're playing monday night football
00:14:57remember the game i think it was maybe three two years ago three years ago where the jaguars were
00:15:02i want to say five and one or six and two and played that monday night game against the the
00:15:06bengals and jake browning beat them and it was like and then the wheels just fell off this is the
00:15:11game that usually the the jaguars just fall flat on their face and everyone realizes they're the same
00:15:18old jaguars and they didn't do that and they also did it in a very comical way like you're trevor
00:15:22lawrence picking his nose and then almost throwing an interception falling down getting up he was somehow
00:15:30still their leading rusher yeah he took like nothing made sense he took like a terrible delay
00:15:36a game penalty in that big moment there was that moment too where he ran i think with about two
00:15:42minutes left didn't he scramble for a gain of like one that burned maybe 45 seconds when he he was
00:15:49running and he could have thrown out of bounds he took a sack yeah like it was they did it in a
00:15:54comical ridiculous fashion but still ended up beating the chiefs they beat the chiefs and didn't look
00:15:58good yeah right right well okay the only thing i'd push back on is devin lloyd's incredible yes there
00:16:04is not a more dialed defensive player in the nfl right now the 99 year i mean he was player of the
00:16:10month he was player of the week last week and then he has that 99 yard pick return for a touchdown it's
00:16:14crazy the jaguars defense is for real they've turned the ball over how many did they have last
00:16:18night they just have that pick or did they get a fumble as well it's just that pick i believe i think
00:16:22they have 14 takeaways now through five games they had nine all of last year as a team and so
00:16:28that's really been the big part of the this change is how much how much more dominant the defense has
00:16:34been and how they take the ball away how about the afc south yeah dude hey having a moment indiana
00:16:41that's a great point we gotta start like yeah i i know there's no commissioner of the afc south but
00:16:48there should be and they should start like buying ad time every like commercial division should have
00:16:53a commissioner yes they should the afc south like imagine if you're just watching a regular like
00:17:01night you know tuesday night game and it's just like hey you know i'm um i'm george peterson from
00:17:06the afc south we want to let you know that three out of four of our teams are actually above 500
00:17:10wow yeah thanks afc south i had no idea fun fact yeah hey even the texans you know shout out to your
00:17:18uh pinky yeah i hope but yeah i know the couple wins in a row now yeah okay it's the first thing
00:17:23you do every year it's like afc south one playoff team that's it you're so right eddie the people
00:17:28need to start talking about the afc south come visit the afc yeah right why don't you pick up the
00:17:33mantle be the mouthpiece of the afc south i might have to make a commercial
00:17:36here at the afc south we have two teams that are four and one we do things a bit differently
00:17:42yeah the afc north can't even keep a quarterback on the field yeah you need to be like an old-timey
00:17:48farmer yeah like a pepperidge farm commercial yeah look at that afc north they're they're only
00:17:53starting quarterback is a 41 year old roger it's we should we need to do it we have a site ball down
00:17:59here yeah just negative attention to every other uh division as well we need to make this video
00:18:05all right guys uh when we get back uh we got a ton to get to on today's show coming up next though
00:18:10if you're feeling down come take a step into the copium den we'll uh huff some copium together and
00:18:17try to feel a little bit better more wake up barstool coming up on fs1
00:18:21welcome back wake up barstool here on fs1 we do this every single tuesday guys if you're feeling a
00:18:31little sad a little down about your team well step into our office it is time once again
00:18:37to head to the copium den oh wait oh no kidding oh that's unbelievable they keep this on for too
00:18:45long i'm gonna fall asleep yes i say it right now leave it forever this is you act like you've worked
00:18:50for uh 42 of the last 48 hours i'm gonna fall asleep oh i like this dan copium den and what you got
00:18:57this week all right so i was thinking about it um penn state's kind of the the the big story from
00:19:04saturday it's taking up a lot of the oxygen but the other story is that arch manning is really bad
00:19:12in texas stinks yeah they've kind of gone under the radar uh so i was thinking about what's the spin
00:19:18zone here here's my spin zone in life your teams are usually not good there's only one champion
00:19:23you if you're a texas fan just think back like four months ago think back six months ago think back
00:19:30seven months ago the eight months of off-season hype that you were able to enjoy still outweighs
00:19:36the one and a half months of bad football you've watched thus far uh it was a fun and it was fun yeah
00:19:43like having a fun off-season like getting the hype we've done it before it's fun you know you're
00:19:50sitting on the beach on a in in july july 4th and you're sitting on the beach being like man i can't
00:19:55wait for texas football we're gonna be good this year it's not just fun it's way more fun it's way
00:20:00more fun is the off-season the best part about the season yes for most teams yes for almost every team
00:20:07yes yes so like you had that and don't forget how awesome it was you had the conversations with
00:20:13your friends at the barbecues you know at at softball games at random events all summer long
00:20:20being like man arch is gonna be real good give me so man we're gonna we're gonna start week one
00:20:25we're gonna beat up ohio state they got a they got a young quarterback they just won a national title
00:20:31they had a bunch of guys go to the pros um you had all those conversations and those are the fun
00:20:36times those are the times you got to remember uh so yeah texas you stink but you had a great
00:20:42off-season you had a good time you had a really fun off-season uh eddie what are you gonna make
00:20:46people feel better about today my copium den is that i will not be providing copium which will
00:20:52make you feel copium okay because two weeks ago i said the jets are the second best team
00:20:57in the division and then last week i said uh penn state will win a big game this season so
00:21:05i'm the bad guy okay so i will not say anything about your team and that will make you feel
00:21:10better because i clearly am the mush oh my god eddie exactly good job it's all your fault it is i know
00:21:17so that's no copium so that's actually a really impressive two for two oh wait it's yeah it's
00:21:22really bad so matt and our er ep who's a big cubs fan you sure you don't want to give any copium
00:21:28to the brewers you can't you can't do this though because it's got to be natural
00:21:33yeah that's fair yeah probably probably also like what are they sad about ah there's nothing there's
00:21:40nothing yeah they're just on cloud nine aren't they yeah they've got everything but yeah so copium
00:21:44because i didn't pick your your team to give copium i just want to go back real quick you
00:21:48two weeks ago you said the jets are the second best team in the as well they looked a little
00:21:54frisky they were yeah i don't think that they would the dolphins lost they looked they looked
00:21:58pretty good yeah they had the the the they had the block cake and everything remember week one
00:22:02against the steelers you're like justin fields dude look yes not bad the new york jets
00:22:06life came at me quick all things considered i will i in defense of you uh that steelers week one
00:22:15loss by the jets might be loss of the year it was fun it really it really skewed all of our vision
00:22:20on where the jets were going great i then week great loss week two was aaron glenn yeah i was
00:22:25feeling it oh yeah no that was week three was it yeah two weeks ago all right so that's two weeks
00:22:31ago yeah exactly and the patriots weren't looking as good dolphins look bad i felt good about that
00:22:37so wait the jets gonna win this week yeah well i didn't say anything i don't know who they play
00:22:43doesn't really matter all the teams are better than them every single one huh yeah you're right
00:22:49there's no game you can save in like easy oh no team can pop up like oh they play yeah they play
00:22:54the broncos okay yeah uh nikki what you got but it's in a broad game okay so they're gonna get
00:23:00yeah broncos traveling overseas broncos traveling way farther no they're actually not
00:23:05than the jets yeah the london well i mean this guy he doesn't he doesn't follow football the
00:23:12broncos went went from philly right to london oh wow had he played damn i didn't know that
00:23:18come on from the you gotta be you gotta be plugged in to every team's travel schedule that's that's
00:23:23how we gamble on sunday morning football nikki what you got uh so i was seeing uh eagles fans react
00:23:29to this loss really really poorly they're a pregnancy removed from the super bowl yeah the
00:23:35only super bowl that matters is the very last one before the league folds or ends you say as bears
00:23:42fans you just need one and you can die happy that is a lie it will be the following year after a super
00:23:47bowl week one and you'll be yelling at your tv yeah the only super bowl that really matters is the
00:23:52very last super that's true that's very true so i think you just told eagles fans to try to
00:23:59blow up blow up the league blow up the league or if you're a non-eagles fan wait it out yeah yeah you
00:24:06got time yeah or you hope at least yes also eagles fans you lose for the first time in 220 days yeah
00:24:13like react poorly did you guys see i missed this on sunday did you see jalen hurts try to get his own
00:24:21rebound yes that was so badass dude it was incredible here it is look at him and this
00:24:28what okay so here's a question if he if because hail marys have happened where it's bobbled around
00:24:35and bounced around if jalen hurts had caught his own hail mary would it have been the greatest play
00:24:40in the history of sports absolutely it might have been absolutely which is an insane thing to say out
00:24:46loud but i actually think it might have been was he just like hoping that somebody would caught it so
00:24:50he'd be right there to celebrate no i think he's hoping it got bobbled yeah bobbled or maybe like
00:24:53they tried to smack it down but miss hit and it like flies up he got shockingly close to yeah if
00:24:59that got bobbled twice he could catch it his grade school basketball coach is so happy follow
00:25:05your shot never forget it always gotta follow your shot yeah so eagles fans take down the nfl yeah
00:25:12yeah jay what you got so i'm a little bit down in the dumps because the jags won last night i had
00:25:18the prediction before the year the jags would this is not your books did so okay sorry not also how
00:25:23this works but okay you're you're wait are you coping yourself yeah okay okay great great so the
00:25:29jags i hand up i was wrong unless they lose all their games which is still on the table
00:25:33but if they go if they win nine or more games i have to dye my hair in jaguar pattern
00:25:40and then dress in full jaguars garb jersey pants and shoulder pads for the entirety of
00:25:48super bowl week which will be my 40th birthday
00:25:50uh but the bucks might be in the super bowl so that that's a fair trade i'd make right now if
00:25:58i do that right now in the bucks in the super bowl i'm taking that every day really good copium
00:26:04den for just the very specific audience of people who made bets against the jaguars and our bucks
00:26:09no that's good they can sleep they can sleep easy i hope there's one guy watching this right now is
00:26:13like oh my god hey thanks steve like i i bet my buddies that the jags would stink and i'm a bucks
00:26:19fan oh my god all right guys florida teams yeah but also the the bucks there's no copium that the
00:26:26bucks are just good you just look at the standings yeah they're they're good yet another game winning
00:26:30drive for baker uh all right guys coming up next we got jason worth talking a little mlb playoffs maybe
00:26:36some ponies as well keep it locked on wake up barstool here on fs1 go grab a coffee or maybe a sausage link
00:26:45or an over easy egg
00:26:47what's happening y'all welcome back to wake up barstool here on fs1 uh right now i'm so excited
00:27:01to be joined by 15 year nfl vet world series champ horse race owner extraordinaire jason worth jason
00:27:09what's up brother thank you so much for uh waking up with us yeah good morning guys bright and early
00:27:13let's do it uh all right before we dive into the playoff jason uh you have discovered a love for
00:27:20the ponies in your post playing career you've been a part of an ownership team that has won belmont you
00:27:25had a horse ride in the derby today you've also won a world series championship how would you compare
00:27:31winning something like the belmont to winning the world series well it's it's right there i mean i said
00:27:37at the time it's probably you know win a world series in philly uh the parade and then and then
00:27:43the belmont um i think horse racing is an unbelievable sport for anybody it's it's uh it's
00:27:48really an unbelievable sport for retired athletes um you know guys that guys that don't get on the
00:27:54field anymore the the horses you know the horses run for you and uh it's it's it's quite an experience
00:28:00from uh from the paddock to the uh you know the early morning training uh you know you wake up on
00:28:06game day you put your suit on you put your tie on it's like putting your cleats on and then the
00:28:11the horses when they get on the track uh they they run for you it's it's uh it's an amazing
00:28:15experience it's hard to explain until you do it we started icon racing uh iconracing.com you can
00:28:21check it out a hundred thousand dollars a share you can uh do it with your buddies your parents your
00:28:26families and uh you get in and and on uh on race day it's it's uh it's it's as big as anything
00:28:32it's hard to explain yeah the ponies are the best all right jason tell us what the cubs and the
00:28:37Phillies have to do you've been in these spots before in a clubhouse in the playoffs when a team
00:28:44can't hit can't get the big hits can't have the big moments what exactly happens in those in those
00:28:50discussions how do you fix it how do you get out of a funk because i feel like playoff baseball more
00:28:57than anything else is just you got to be able to string together that like two three four hits where
00:29:02you can put up a crooked number and neither team right now is able to do it and they're both down
00:29:070-2 after losing on monday night yeah well i think they're they're in you know kind of two
00:29:12different sets of circumstances you know we'll start with the Phillies the Phillies were on ice
00:29:16for five days it's it's the worst part of of uh of MLB postseason you know you sit there for five
00:29:23days you lose all your momentum the Dodgers come in with our all their all their momentum you know
00:29:28from from playing in the wild card now the wild card is three games uh the the Phillies are up up
00:29:34against at heart i i don't know how honestly i don't know how they recover um uh you know get
00:29:40to losing two at home that stuff the cubs you know the cubs have been playing so i think you know
00:29:46they can they can flip the switch and turn it back on uh because they you know they weren't they
00:29:50weren't on ice so um it's it's not an easy situation obviously it's not where you want to be you
00:29:57you want to split uh at worst um but um of course here we are and neither team did so it's uh it's
00:30:04going to be tough for both teams uh jason have you been in a clubhouse where you second guess the
00:30:09manager we're in a situation here in chicago where a lot of people didn't like what happened with the
00:30:13cubs in game one have you ever been in a similar situation and is that is that felt palpable in the
00:30:17dugout uh yeah of course in that situation um you know and i i think looking those games last night
00:30:26um you know with the Phillies get get the momentum in the ninth and you know and then they get the guy
00:30:33they get um castellanos hits that hits that you know excuse me double and he's on second and then they
00:30:39go to they go to bunt the guy over with stott and doesn't um you know doesn't get it done and you
00:30:47know i think if you're going to do it right there you would have pinched ran for castellanos he's not
00:30:52the you know he's not the best base runner he's not the fastest guy uh but they couldn't because um
00:30:58baders can't run he's hurting he's got he's on the he's on the bench so they were in a tough spot i
00:31:04don't think he bumped right there i don't know what the guys are feeling um but yeah i mean it's it uh
00:31:09it kills morale it uh it uh you know what though you're always second guess your manager and you're in
00:31:17you're uh in the front office you know you're kind of always you know you can't you're kind of
00:31:22at odds with those guys all season most of the time unless you got a really good manager like
00:31:25like i had with dusty baker charlie manager charlie manual you always you always probably doing that
00:31:31a little bit but uh in the postseason it definitely it definitely adds up when we were playing the
00:31:36giants um and when i was with the nationals we had matt willings was our manager and uh he he
00:31:42messed up the bullpen i mean we wanted to kill him yeah oof you got a question nick me yeah chay
00:31:51chay's got a question chay by the way steven chay is uh just became a baseball fan in april so this
00:31:56question might literally be like you know what what's a double play go ahead he's going all in
00:32:03no this works so we have two teams that lost game twos in very different ways the phillies obviously had
00:32:09a near very very good comeback in the bottom of the ninth inning obviously uh the runner getting
00:32:14thrown out at home plate was a was a huge factor in that but the cubs just get blown out that game
00:32:19was over after the third inning probably what is what do you think as a player is easier to bounce
00:32:25back from a comeback that was just thwarted at the last minute or you're just out of the game you
00:32:30you know in the NFL they say burn the playbook burn the film you know honestly it probably just
00:32:35depends on uh what's going on in the clubhouse i those comebacks you know can it can be a huge
00:32:42letdown with the cubs i would say you know their letdown was in the first inning they they come out
00:32:48swinging uh go up three nothing and then and then you know bang the the brewers are right back in the
00:32:55first to tie it up and then they kind of get blown out so i think you could probably chalk that one up
00:33:00to just like oh well we got our ass kicked like let's let's move on you know the the phillies might
00:33:06be a little bit tough you know just with with all that you know you got the the on top of everything
00:33:13in philly you got what they did with the with duran's entrance to the closer they added pyrotechnics
00:33:19and you know they bring them they bring them in in two games when you know was not a closed situation
00:33:26and they did their you know their song and dance they added all that stuff that that might that might
00:33:32eat at you a little bit more even even so so uh i don't know i think you know the the brewers are hot
00:33:39like i said the the cut they're both nobody's in a good situation down oh two it's uh you know we'll see
00:33:45who who can fight back hopefully uh you can get you can get game three and uh get a little something
00:33:52going and and try to get it back home for game five jason i guess uh i'll i'll end with the cubs
00:33:57down or two come back to wrigley what is what what what is the key like the mentality where's your head
00:34:02as a player how do you approach it so that you can uh so that you can start that journey back
00:34:09yeah i mean it's just another ball game really i mean i you know you know what's going on you know
00:34:16what's at stake uh but you just approach it like any other game these guys have been playing all year
00:34:21they've you know they these games are are what it's all about the you know wrigley's gonna be
00:34:27insane you get you're coming back home it is it is you know a little bit better for them coming
00:34:33getting back into their own ballpark uh the travel between chicago and milwaukee is obviously not an
00:34:38issue um but uh that'll you know it it helps it definitely helps to come back home but um in the
00:34:44back of your mind i know you're sitting there thinking we're you know we're down oh two this is
00:34:48our lives are at stake but at the same time it's just it's just another ball game
00:34:52there you go jason worth world series champ he would know jason thank you so much man good luck
00:34:58with the ponies sorry about your survivor pool and uh we'll we'll talk to you again sometime soon
00:35:03all right guys take it easy thanks for having me see you uh later man yeah he told us off air that he
00:35:08got eliminated on the cardinals a lot of people a lot of people oh my god all right guys going to
00:35:17break when we get back we got more wake up barstool don't go anywhere uh we got supreme debate to close
00:35:23out our number one
00:35:24welcome back to wake up barstool once again it is time to engage in supreme debate and remember
00:35:41and we like to do this guys we want you to screenshot it send it to all of your friends as we have the
00:35:47conversations no one else is willing to morning sports uh dan take take us away okay i'm gonna
00:35:53start i believe i have a graphic to start uh a blind resume i don't know if i have that uh set up
00:36:01hell yeah who'd you guys take in this who would you guys take in this um player one or player two
00:36:09player 169 rush yards two touchdowns 13 receiving yards player 248 rush yards two touchdowns 16 receiving
00:36:17yards who would you take steven i'm gonna say player don't be two okay i'm gaming the system
00:36:25okay i'm saying player one nine yards yeah i'll walk right into the trap you're taking player one okay
00:36:29well actually both players are derrick henry player one is derrick henry in week one this season
00:36:36player two is derrick henry weeks two through five this season oh man which leads you to my supreme
00:36:43debate because i might think might maybe derrick henry has finally hit the wall he's 31 years old
00:36:49no not like now tackle derrick henry no good i think we could he's kind of washed will there ever
00:36:56be a point in your life where you'd be able to tackle derrick henry yeah i you think it's coming
00:37:01up october what's today's date october 7 2025 nick the pro today you can tackle him today
00:37:07i think i i feel like i would every bone in my body would shatter i don't know dude he's averaging
00:37:14two yards a carry i would he would krillin he's at he's averaging two yards a carry i think they're
00:37:19a disaster yeah they're a complete disaster that's why i'll forgive henry and say it's not a wall is
00:37:24everything is wrong with the ravens right now but this was also before you know obviously this last
00:37:29game you give him hey cooper rush is is the quarterback they can load the box on you but the
00:37:33weeks before he's not been good either yeah but if you made a laundry list of problems with the
00:37:38ravens i don't know if derrick henry is in the top three i agree it's defense and but let's say they
00:37:44get some of these things fixed and then it's like hey derrick henry is not derrick henry anymore yeah
00:37:49he had one week left of being derrick henry yeah and you burned it with a win with a loss yeah and
00:37:54if you had won that game everything would feel totally different he needs to eat the football
00:37:58solve that fumble itis he'll probably have like 300 yards after this but uh no eddie didn't say it
00:38:03but yeah but i i do think me i i i think i could probably tackle derrick henry at this point in
00:38:08his career and you got to be careful somebody might be able to set that up eddie what do you got
00:38:14yeah listen we touched on it with jason worth i think you should be allowed a 24-hour purge if
00:38:19you're a cardinals fan yeah or involved with that game in any other way yeah yeah oh like a like a
00:38:25purge purge like a like we're gonna yeah each other i thought you meant vomiting no yeah like put on the
00:38:30mask and get on the ring doorbell cam and just do whatever you like stuff happen rob a bank yeah
00:38:35yes like yeah that is horrible what happened to that just ridiculous i think he crossed the plane
00:38:41by the way oh i kind of bro i'm i'm kind of with you yeah like i guess they're saying that as soon as
00:38:47he started the motion he's letting go to the ball but he kind of reached it out and then finger rolled
00:38:51it hmm like interesting i think i'm glad i don't mind that they called it because it's the funniest
00:38:57game i've ever seen but i'm i'm absolutely with nicky there third string running back had two guys
00:39:02had to get hurt for him to get his chance yeah like that's still give it to him i i actually think
00:39:07i'm just thinking out loud here the arizona cardinals in terms of franchises that i have no
00:39:13rivalry or like actual animosity yeah i think i hate them the most oh really yeah they're just i'm so
00:39:20sick of them i don't know like i am that's the oldest franchise the nfl i understand i'm just
00:39:25sick of them they're every year they're an institution they might be good oh kyler murray
00:39:29i think i'm just sick of them yeah you know they're just they had the jerseys that looked like tortillas
00:39:34yeah they're just annoying i don't i can't really maybe you guys can help me walk me through this
00:39:39i was like they're an annoying franchise because they always have a little bit of tantalizing
00:39:45something and they just stink i was going to say they need an identity but i think that just might
00:39:49be it right like just they're just there right kind of fun with pat p back in the day but yeah
00:39:55they kind of just tease you yeah you know that's it yeah and i feel bad for cardinals fans nothing
00:40:00against them i'm just saying for all the franchises like that you can't really you shouldn't have any
00:40:05feelings for the cardinals i might just hate the most but that wasn't even the craziest play in the
00:40:11game no the big publishers no uh nikki what you got there's a lot of young exciting quarterbacks
00:40:17right now and uh i was looking at jersey sales michael pennix is the 28th most popular sold
00:40:25quarterback jersey 28th so can a really bad last name affect draft stock yes well but
00:40:35mm but he did get but he did get drafted he got drafted higher than we expected yes so like his
00:40:42name is just bad a really bad last name yes oh oh yeah bin laden has 20 kids and he's a big guy
00:40:48there's a chance one of them ends up being an athlete you cannot draft in law you can't you cannot like
00:40:54you can't if there's like a middle linebacker named hitler he's going to fall in the draft right
00:40:59that's just a fact that's that's true not you will not but if you're looking at this if you're if
00:41:04you're a team owner and you're looking at this you're just like okay we want to market this guy
00:41:08yeah we can't market bin laden at safety yeah i maybe they gotta sell i don't understand the
00:41:15pinnick thing though because he's like young exciting exactly yeah but the name he's in atlanta
00:41:20it's just too close to penis yeah that would be it wow he's got the junior in there yeah that's worse
00:41:26junior penis is always yeah yeah he's gonna go with the ii or the ii i like that yeah
00:41:34that might confuse it a little yeah annex two just mike yeah do the brazilian soccer thing he
00:41:42needs to be called by mike yeah or i think the falcons at least step in and ask him to do that
00:41:46how funny would that be if we're like yeah that's the falcons quarterback mike uh that's just it i like
00:41:51we never say any any other part of his name
00:41:53oh man uh it seems like every week i have like a bucket list moment here on wake up barstool
00:42:04and here is yet another one dan right now it is time to be joined by my radio hero uh the
00:42:15paradoxical prince both satirical and sincere i love this man i have loved him for years
00:42:21and that is my guy stew got stew what's going on man thank you for waking up with us uh good morning
00:42:27t bob uh hello big cat i have no idea who the other two guys are i apologize perfectly for the end of
00:42:33this but how many guys do you need to host a tv show five it is good to see you've added just one
00:42:38more show to your oh yeah that you already have what are you doing oh yeah no i i started this show
00:42:43today i i'm i'm so like down in the dumps with the cubs and just all the work i i tried on my wife's
00:42:49makeup this morning that's that's how bad it's getting for me right now so uh yeah no they just
00:42:54they just keep adding shows and yes we do need a lot of guys it's strength in numbers yeah you know
00:42:59we need five guys i'm like look stew i'm like the town bicycle i get i get four new guys every single
00:43:05day everybody who co-hosted a radio show that had seven dudes on it for 20 years yes i get it we
00:43:14need help we're not that good at this we all need help yeah so thank you to the help uh stew you know
00:43:18who needs help your j-e-t-s jets jets jets how uh bruh take me inside the mind of a long-suffering jets fan
00:43:29and i want to know mainly i guess how you felt at the beginning of the year maybe even after that
00:43:34kind of frisky week one to how you're feeling now uh never felt good uh never felt good about
00:43:40it have never felt good about it will never feel good about it uh i'm a jets fan that's what i signed
00:43:45up for i signed up for misery a lifetime of football misery uh here's the best example that i can give
00:43:52you guys of what it's like to be a jets fan i don't know if you remember like like the block kick game
00:43:58where they blocked that kick they returned it for a touchdown they had the lead and most jet fans
00:44:04most fan bases would be excited in that moment i think it was against the bucks yeah and most
00:44:09fan bases would be excited in that moment block field goal take it all the way back jets have the
00:44:16lead they leave too much time on the clock though okay most fan base is excited so my wife i'm sitting
00:44:23here watching that game and my wife says to me wow the jets are gonna win and i looked at her and i
00:44:30said are you kidding me they left too much time on the clock for baker mayfield every jet fan knew in
00:44:36that moment that that was not a good moment for the jets that was an awful horrible disastrous moment
00:44:44for the new york jets because we were going to lose in the worst possible way and of course we did
00:44:49and so just to know that every sunday is going to end in misery that's what it's like to be a jets fan
00:44:55every single sunday yeah although i so we have jets fans in this office as well one of the producers
00:45:02on part of my take is a diehard jets fan and i asked him on sunday because there is a moment every
00:45:08season and this happens to the bears a lot of seasons as well where you hit that like breaking point
00:45:13where it almost it's almost you're through the wall and it can't hurt you anymore are you there yet where
00:45:18it's like they're oh and five they're the worst team in the league you're gonna watch the games but
00:45:22you can't be hurt anymore this season uh i cannot be hurt anymore this season i arrive every season
00:45:28at a point where i start losing for the jets to where i start rooting for the jets to lose games
00:45:32right i do like winning is like what's the point in winning football games right at this stage of the
00:45:38season so i will be in a must lose mode for the remainder of the season why the only way you can get
00:45:44good in the nfl is by being bad yeah the jets have been bad for a long long time and that hasn't helped
00:45:50but they have to be like historically bad so uh big at i'm rooting for like an owen 17 but here's the
00:45:55other tricky thing about being a jets fan if they pull that off if they go owen 17 and have the number
00:46:02one pick in the draft they'll pick the wrong guy or the guy they're gonna pick will flourish on some
00:46:07other team five years from the day that they drafted them whether it's sam donald geno smith or a guy like
00:46:12that that is the there's no winning here yeah there is no winning we just exist okay so even when they
00:46:19lose they don't win when they win they don't win we never win there was some chatter here about people
00:46:27thinking that it is the worst jets team of all time do you do you think that or no i don't care i mean
00:46:33i almost cursed i'm sorry i mean it's okay it's fine i did yesterday what are we choosing between the
00:46:39the worst jets team of all time give me the worst three jets teams of all time it is so mean to be
00:46:46like this is what we're talking about right now and i know here's a great thing because the greatest
00:46:51quarterback uh since i've become a fan of the new york jets the greatest quarterback i've had is mark
00:46:56sanchez yeah oh no embarrass himself over the weekend yeah oh my god yeah uh stew how about this okay we'll
00:47:04move off the jets for a little bit uh you are you are the premier i would say arbiter of who's
00:47:11fraudulent when it comes to head coaches nfl college anything like that are we giving steve
00:47:17sarkisian a free pass because of james franklin and i want to i just want to read one stat to you
00:47:23so we all know james franklin four and 21 against top 10 teams steve sarkisian five and 18
00:47:30right two and eight at texas yeah right there with james franklin and yet we're not giving him
00:47:37any crap bigger frauds to uh james franklin um i mean sark is getting there there's no question about
00:47:43it but franklin's record against top 10 teams franklin's record against top 10 teams in the big
00:47:4910 uh here's what i hated uh t bob and i think you and i discussed this about the expanded college
00:47:54football playoff james franklin gets to walk around campus for an entire year he couldn't make it
00:48:00when it was four teams but he made the expanded playoff and so now he gets to walk around the
00:48:05penn state campus and tell everyone hey off to a tough start but we made the playoffs last year
00:48:11like it could always now we can all these coaches who aren't very good who couldn't make it to the
00:48:15playoff when it was four teams now they get in into the expanded playoff into the 12 team playoff
00:48:20and all of a sudden they have playoffs on their resume i mean it is a total joke so james franklin i
00:48:26understand what you're saying about sark i absolutely get it we should probably get on him
00:48:30more uh but james franklin to me is the worst coach in america see i actually think that sark is the
00:48:36bigger fraud by definition because james franklin we know exactly what he is he's not a fraud anymore
00:48:42he literally just stinks against good teams you know what i mean like it just is what it is he's
00:48:47not hiding anything no one's like oh maybe this is the time that james franklin can do it no he cannot
00:48:52do it he will never do it he is what he is sark is like there's not enough attention i think that
00:48:58the best thing that happened to texas this year was penn state existed because no one is talking
00:49:03about how bad texas has been and how bad arch manning's been wait so are you saying for james
00:49:08franklin it has sunk in already that he is sinking into the character of i can't win the big game and
00:49:13sark's just not there yet yeah right yeah yeah we know he we know franklin can't be a fraud because we
00:49:19know it right and franklin like when he does the let's go one and oh tweet uh every single week he's
00:49:24sitting there like fighting back tears he's that that meme with the girl like he's soaking to the
00:49:28character sark is still taking himself very very seriously yeah still thinking that he's an elite
00:49:33coach sark is walking around with his chest puffed out being like i'm going to win my next big game
00:49:39james franklin probably has a calendar in his like kitchen and he wakes up every day and he sees
00:49:44ohio state and he's like well that's gonna suck he has games circled on his calendar he knows he's
00:49:51gonna lose that he shares that with his you know with his family in private moments yes even that
00:49:55yeah i understand hey honey we're gonna lose this game right yes wife's like can we go out to dinner
00:50:00on november 4th and like no honey that's two days after we lose to ohio state we cannot right well so
00:50:05so do you guys think james franklin will be back next year or no he's got a 58 million dollar buyout
00:50:11still i know 58 bro but penn state has so much money and it's just like i i they they should move
00:50:18on from him teams are so scared now because of what happened with nebraska or you know michigan
00:50:24when lloyd carr left and there's like there's also been some good times georgia made a perfect move
00:50:30mark rick to to kirby smart i agree i think the bigger deals in the nil era every one dollar you spend
00:50:36on a buyout feels like two yeah it could be like that's like three elite rosters yeah you're gonna
00:50:42pay james franklin the guy that you hate to not work yeah like that 57 million dollars to not work
00:50:48i mean that's a great job by james franklin's agent that agent is that your dream would that be your
00:50:54dream to get to get a 50 million dollar buyout uh i would take a 10 million dollar buyout i'd take a
00:51:01five million dollar i'd take a five hundred thousand dollar buyout not work for the remainder
00:51:06of time right now i would i mean you wouldn't pick that get out of here no you're going too strong
00:51:14right now no no that that would that would like the way i'm going is that would be like october and
00:51:20gambling stop repairing the basketball court stop building new studios i know money my man i know i
00:51:29joke about it but it's not really a joke but like the months of september october and november i kind
00:51:34of work for free when it comes to our good friends at draftkings
00:51:41you're thanking them for that yeah yes thank you draftkings stew you've said that babe ruth is not
00:51:46a top five yankee of all time where does aaron judge rank on that lesson who is in your top five
00:51:51uh top five yankees of all time mantle dimaggio garrick um probably yogi berra and derek jeter i
00:52:01mean that's it the yankees are the hardest team the canes are the toughest team to do a mount rush
00:52:05more for the canes and i think usc probably uh for college football the yankees are really difficult to
00:52:11to pull off a top five you have to leave some of the all-time greats uh to have ever played the game
00:52:18of baseball when you do a top five yankee list some of those guys need to be left off the list
00:52:23yeah so i leave babe ruth off because babe ruth like do it against pitchers who are throwing 95
00:52:28miles per hour uh do it in the 2000s do it in the 1990s so i go dimaggio i go mantle i left out rivera
00:52:36i mean that's how deep the yankees are i left out mariano rivera i left that reggie jackson mr october
00:52:43i left out dave winfield i left out phil rizzuto i left out a million got whitey ford
00:52:48because the yankees are that deep uh the yankees are everything the jets are not yeah stew uh speaking
00:52:53of baseball you are the master of observations what are your biggest takeaways from uh the the
00:53:00the divisional series thus far uh let's start with the uh let's start with the wild card if you
00:53:07don't mind okay yeah the celebration the yankees had because they won two out of three over the red
00:53:14socks is a complete embarrassment if you're a team that prides itself and you say it all the time
00:53:21championship or bust you do not celebrate winning two out of three at home to the red socks with
00:53:27champagne and goggles you can't do it and what happened was the blue jays became a letdown series
00:53:33it was a blessing in disguise for toronto because they got the yankees off this big series with the
00:53:38red socks and now they're facing the blue jays in toronto and it just doesn't feel the same way
00:53:43uh so like the celebrations for a team winning two out of three at home with goggles with champagne
00:53:50when you pride yourself on winning championships and all you did was advance to the alds that is an
00:53:56embarrassment and the yankees should be ashamed of themselves here's what i love about baseball though
00:54:01the tigers had this this late season collapse they melt down and here they are just a couple
00:54:06of games away from making it to the alcs that's why i love baseball you have all you have to do is
00:54:11get there and once you get there anything can happen and so i'm not going to be surprised if the
00:54:16tigers find themselves in the world series i am going to be surprised if the yankees get past the
00:54:20blue jays here because i think the yankees have no shot of doing it so i i half disagree with your take
00:54:25about the celebration i'm a big celebrate everything in life guy where it's like you got to celebrate the
00:54:31process but the cubs had something similar where they you know they celebrate winning against the
00:54:35padres and they look terrible on saturday i think you've got to do the celebration i think you just
00:54:40can't let anyone drink anything i think you just you just spray each other with champagne for like
00:54:4530 minutes and then you're like all right boys hit the showers let's go we got the next series
00:54:49so you're saying take the celebration when you can take the celebration yeah right just just spray each
00:54:54other off you know get crazy in there don't do not drink and then get going i had to choose
00:55:00between drinking or spraying my boys drinking oh no i would spray my boys it sounds to me that stew
00:55:08is animosity towards the goggles though if you got in a champagne spray would you not wear goggles
00:55:13uh no i i don't want any of it listen the padres could do it the cubs could even do it any other team
00:55:20could do it the yankees cannot do it you cannot be championship or bust and celebrate like you just
00:55:25won a championship when all you did was win two out of three against the red sox at home so and
00:55:29you struggled to do it and they were limping into the playoffs that's any other team could celebrate
00:55:33any other round they want any other way they want it's just that organization they can't celebrate
00:55:39until they win the world series period would you take a pinstripe away from aaron judge for that
00:55:44celebration uh i would yes i've never thought about taking away a pinstripe oh it's a brilliant idea
00:55:50oh i do it all the time yeah no i give him i do like uh like aaron judge coming up uh down six one
00:55:56hitting a double like that's a half a pinstripe for me you know and there's a lot of pinstripes
00:56:01on the jersey so and then it just always fluctuates go back and forth oh we take away a pinstripe we put
00:56:06one on so yeah you gotta it's just gotta be it's like the buckeyes you know on the helmets that's
00:56:11how i deal with the helmet sticker yeah take away a pinstripe so what does judge have to do to earn a
00:56:15pinstripe like like a championship yeah he's got well no he's got to get a big hit in a big moment
00:56:21yeah right he can't he he he's going so bad we were sitting in the gambling cave on sunday watching
00:56:27the game or uh was yes sunday or yeah sunday uh when the yankees went down like 12 to nothing
00:56:34we all bet aaron judge did a home run because we're like this is exactly when he shot garbage time yeah
00:56:41this is when he's going to get the big hit and and and have his numbers look a little bit better
00:56:46than they are it's crazy it's every i mean i and you can't even blame the worst part for the yankees
00:56:52and this goes for the cubs as well you can't even blame cheating anymore because of the pitch com you
00:56:57can't even be like they're stealing our signs in their home stadium it's brutal they've taken that away
00:57:01from us yes you're upset they took away the cheating aspect yeah well at least the ability to accuse the
00:57:07other team of cheating right wasn't baseball at its best when when guys were cheating i mean
00:57:12yeah let's be honest no i'm with you i'm big adam with you on this yeah like they took away cheating
00:57:16from us and we can't even accuse guys of cheating because everything is evened out right right i
00:57:21understand the ability to say that we didn't lose we got cheated they don't they took that from us
00:57:27stew your uh your daughter goes she plays in northwestern huh uh she does she plays lacrosse at
00:57:33northwestern i just love that we crushed aaron judge who was batting 444 in the
00:57:37postseason but no no no go watch go watch meek phil yesterday at wake up barstool
00:57:42the clutch hitting is non-existent no stew look where he's gotten the hits he got a double listen
00:57:50stu you're the king of this you should be no no no listen you guys are lashing out at me fine it's
00:57:54a bad 444 it's the worst 440 you've ever had right no i'm with you it's a bad
00:58:00stop yelling at me it's a bad 444 my daughter does play lacrosse uh t bob sorry so look i think
00:58:10there's if there's one thing that this show needs it's another white guy on it oh yeah when are you
00:58:17coming up when are you going to come up and come to come see us uh i'm coming up this weekend i would
00:58:21love to be the fifth white guy on that show there's no way you're waking up for this show
00:58:28there is zero percent chance you will say you're going to wake up for this show you are not going
00:58:32to wake up for this show what time does it start seven seven a.m oh you're right i'm not waking up
00:58:37yeah okay what if what if we could have like a little pre-show heater can i can i take you at all
00:58:42there okay excellent excellent if i could smoke right in that little living room right there
00:58:48yeah i think we could do whatever you want i think we can yeah we're good uh so i'll be up there this
00:58:53thursday guys i uh hopefully big cat i'll finally make it over to the studios there and uh hang out
00:58:58with you guys now you'll be up on a thursday yeah a fall ball starts uh this weekend for northwestern
00:59:03lacrosse um so i'm really i'm really excited about it by the way penn state just to put this in
00:59:08perspective lost to ucla ucla lost to northwestern in football yeah that is hey stew uh before you go
00:59:16tell us about stew gotts and company uh we're having a blast with it guys naturally i did the
00:59:21show with dan uh for 20 years still doing the show with dan i'll be in there a bunch of shows coming
00:59:25up in the next uh you know 30 45 days or so but uh stew gotts and company has been a blast it's just
00:59:31been uh it's been fun doing it with taylor doing it with israel gutierrez doing it with mike ea
00:59:36having a lot of great guests on having a lot of fun and do it you know when you do a show uh with
00:59:41someone like dan a lot of times you're going to go down the road that he wants to go down and what
00:59:45what i found liberating about this is i choose the road that i want to go down and so i'm not so much
00:59:52reacting to what it is he's saying and what's interesting to him i am choosing what's interesting
00:59:56to me and so just a lot of fun a lot of laughs a lot of great guests i like a lot of voices just like
01:00:01you guys um and so we're just having a blast with it that and god bless football do it every
01:00:06single day so i appreciate you guys mentioning it and uh it's been a lot of fun it's been a lot
01:00:10uh well yeah like i said man it's been a dream come true to get to go out there and chop it up with you
01:00:15man uh t bob's got like a weekly show big cat when are you coming on t bob's got a weekly show and i'll
01:00:19get around to paying him at some point yeah yeah i'm i'm gonna i'm gonna come on uh your podcast yeah
01:00:26and you definitely need another show yeah i haven't spent enough time so so the two guys on my left you're
01:00:31right big cat okay i have not spent enough time talking to them i would like to invite both of
01:00:35them on my show together that's perfect thank you yeah uh stu thank you so much that way next time i
01:00:44come on this show i'll know your name yeah i can actually have conversation perfect uh stu thank you
01:00:51so much man love you dog have a great day and uh yeah i hope northwestern lacrosse kicks ass
01:00:57all right appreciate it guys t bob you're too dressed up like it's too buttoned up
01:01:00i did i went also i'd also like it on the record i do not care how northwestern lacrosse does this
01:01:06week i do not care whatsoever thank you that was good you squeezed that in well i mean him saying
01:01:13like oh hopefully kick ass like no you don't i do i do you will not think the minute he hangs up we
01:01:18will not think for a one second will you check the score will you check the score listen i'm with big
01:01:24guy it was a throwaway line it was a throwaway that was so unnecessary no i i love stu he's my
01:01:31radio hero i wanted to i'm trying to be nice i know but this is amazing this is like free season
01:01:35football like right and it's women's lacrosse come on you'll be broken he's one of the premier
01:01:42women's cross coaches in the entire country i yep yes oh wow god dan's telling me right before the
01:01:49show i liked your hair better longer yeah it was hotter who's telling me you're too dressed up all
01:01:55right guys let's go to break stu thank you i love you you got wake up bar stool coming up we got a lot
01:02:00to get to what's up guys welcome back to wake up bar stool fs1 um we're just talking about
01:02:15celebrations playoffs everything with stu right and dan what did you say you said you believe in
01:02:20celebrating the moments right yes like you have to like okay so if you spent like a lifetime chasing
01:02:27a 50 50 win and then yeah won it and they wanted to present you with a giant check before a massive
01:02:33game to the cubs need to win i feel like what would you do in that situation okay so nice try to get
01:02:39gotcha culture as our good friend rico bosco says that was gotcha culture that was gotcha culture
01:02:45i don't know what it means under the same analogy though yeah that would be like the cubs beating the
01:02:51padres yep going to do champagne and then uh being like hey or sorry not doing champagne right away
01:02:59beating the padres then the game won against the brewers right before it starts they're being like hey
01:03:05you want to do some champagne now and just like get get messed up before the game starts like i can't
01:03:10there's a game there's a game the cubs season's on the line eddie and i gotta go save the cubs season
01:03:17yeah listen you're a big read the room guy yes you gotta read the room that's all right here's the
01:03:23perfect uh this is actually exactly how i can win this argument okay i know exactly how i win this
01:03:28okay steven chase he had said he would undoubtedly go and get the check and like high five clark and
01:03:35ask for batting practice and stuff he is the number one can't read the room guy he has no internal
01:03:42monologue imagine being one and oh in big check games though that does feel enticing that's a good
01:03:48that's tantalizing but then again if they lose and you have to put that big check in the back
01:03:54of your car you're frustrated yeah that's brutal too yeah but it is a gamble but it is going to a
01:03:59great cause at the end of the day so you could also tell yourself you're bringing more attention
01:04:04to a very worthy cause by accepting the big check on that stage i've already brought a bunch of
01:04:08attention to it what about you tell the cubs players if you don't win that money's coming
01:04:13back you're taking it away from the charity no one's getting paid today yeah see i would think
01:04:19differently if like the problem is this is what happens with sports is like i obviously don't
01:04:23control the outcome if the cubs were maybe willing to let me get in at bat that i would maybe accept the
01:04:29the first if i could have some impact some agency fair okay you know what i mean like it's out of my
01:04:36hands no i think that definitely gives you a better chance of winning if they were to give you
01:04:41to give you an at bat let me have a little bit of you know impact on this just throw one ethos pitch
01:04:47right they can't hit those you could throw one ball and then just get out of there yeah i think i could
01:04:51actually i i could get an out i don't know how many runs i'd give up you'll take just like a pick
01:04:56off slide back to first yeah yeah that's fine right nice yeah take me out just walk to first
01:05:01yeah he's a pinch runner yeah uh che what do you wait so you what okay what are you going to do
01:05:10to make sure that the cubs win this game three elimination game pants are going to be on oh god
01:05:15i didn't even know those what are elimination game pants they're want to know they're game worn pants
01:05:19from the 80s they're nice and blue or want to know when i wear them wait they're game worn from the
01:05:2380s yeah you bought them from who i don't know somebody on ebay whose pants were they wait no no no time
01:05:31out this is awesome have you this is this is ridiculous to say why when you say game worn
01:05:38that makes it seem like it was worn in a major league baseball game you're saying game worn it's
01:05:43just a random guy no they're no they were no no no that's funnier because that would be what he would
01:05:49do he'd be like oh yeah this guy steve he wore him in his softball game in the 80s like a board game
01:05:54night yeah who wore them i don't even know and i i don't know how do you know they were game
01:06:00war because that's how it was uh there there's like inscriptions on it with the the number of
01:06:05ebay receipt we need to find out who wore that i'll i'll do this during the break certainly certainly
01:06:11but uh i'll wear the pants i think the whole the whole and and maybe maybe i'm just saying this from
01:06:17the point of i haven't been in it long enough to be beaten down by the the franchise in the city and
01:06:22all that stuff the attitudes of ev of all cubs fans today stinks yes well i'm calling everybody
01:06:31out you guys need to defend home turf yes the series doesn't start until you lose a home game
01:06:38everybody is already admitting defeat we're down 2-0 okay win game three and then all the pressure
01:06:43is on philly to or sorry on milwaukee to close it out so close it's all it's all it's all on
01:06:49it's all in milwaukee to close out because if the cubs win game four anything can happen in game
01:06:53five did you go to ebay and specifically search game worn pants no it came up on i think i'm like
01:06:59you may also like and i was like oh cool you may also like this uh all right guys uh right now look
01:07:07nhl getting underway tonight opening night you can't wait and who better talk to than our guy
01:07:12yeah to keep the handle spit spitting chiclets podcast my brain just broke for a second yeah what's
01:07:17up brother thanks for joining us what's up guys why are we talking about baseball when hockey's
01:07:23starting today it's all hockey from now on hey yans and yans you got a pool at your house
01:07:29uh that's actually that's just the hot tub
01:07:33oh the little flexo let me put my let me put my zoom right in front of my florida you know pool that's
01:07:40nice yans you look good where should my in a couple months when it's a freezing cold up there in
01:07:45chicago you can come on down and flop around in my pool big cat is that all turf or is there a grass
01:07:50strip behind the turf i got turf and grass yeah a little bit of both we got a pool and a pond
01:07:57i gotta take for you yans uh it's too early for hockey
01:08:03okay yeah i i mean it's a great preview
01:08:08i don't think it's too early it's never too early for hockey i just think it goes too late we need to
01:08:13end it uh before june at some point but starting it right now in october it's ready it's ready to go
01:08:19season i think you know football the first five weeks is meh hockey i think the you know the best
01:08:25hockey you see is during the first couple months especially this year with the uh olympic year
01:08:29guys coming out want to make those teams for their respective countries so you're going to see a lot
01:08:34of good hockey early in the year what you don't usually see in other sports all right so question for
01:08:40for gamblers out there because hockey is back tonight uh uh when the hockey season starts is it
01:08:46more or less goals is it like because you know in football it's you know the the defense is ahead of
01:08:50the offense in in baseball the pitching is ahead of uh the hitters what is it usually in the first
01:08:56month of the season for hockey overs take the overs uh goaltenders you don't see especially nowadays
01:09:02the the goalies aren't playing a lot of pre-season games and there's a big difference between practice
01:09:07shots and game shots so i would take the overs a lot of teams you know haven't really touched
01:09:13too much on their defensive zone you know camp nowadays is only two three weeks so you know a
01:09:18lot of it is just kind of getting in shape getting ready to go in the first two three weeks of the
01:09:23season is you know getting your systems in place getting you know everybody where they need to be and
01:09:29figuring out uh what kind of defense you're gonna run what kind of offense you're gonna run so
01:09:33i would take the over just simply because you know a lot of goalies haven't seen too many game game
01:09:38shots yes big mcdavin news yesterday gun to head how does it end does he stay there forever and get
01:09:45a cup or does he does he leave is it over well i think what he did is genius right like he he's got
01:09:51one more year under this contract and then two more where yeah he takes a massive massive discount
01:09:58not even a discount it's a charity and you know signing for 12 million dollars that would be like
01:10:04you know sga signing for 10 million dollars like it's it's unheard of the the discount that he took
01:10:10uh i think he's putting the ball in edmonton's court saying hey it's up to you guys for the next three
01:10:16years to surround me with some players to help win and if in those three years they don't win then he
01:10:21can kind of wipe his hands clean and go somewhere else to try to win but i think what he did is
01:10:27spectacular for the game he wants to stay there he wants to win but he also has a little bit of a
01:10:32timeline where it's like okay if these three years you don't put uh you know put the right guys around
01:10:37me to help me win and then you know i can kind of wipe my hands clean and no fans would be mad at him
01:10:43just because of the discount that he took all right other part and this is maybe the cynical part that i
01:10:48saw of the contract the 12 and a half million a year for two years did he also leave a little on the
01:10:53table so that if it doesn't work this year or even halfway through next year he is someone that
01:10:59teams could actually trade for a contending team could actually trade for so that he could go win
01:11:05a cup because if he took max amount of money a lot of teams can't get under the cap can't make that deal
01:11:10work he's like with a year and a half left he would be the most enticing affordable star that you could
01:11:16ever get correct correct but i don't think there's any scenario unless he asked for a trade in that
01:11:23last year or last year and a half that they would ever trade him because you got to milk him dry for
01:11:28all the you know the see the you know the butts that he puts in the seats every night the jersey
01:11:33sell so i don't think there'd be a world that they would trade him unless he asked for it even if they
01:11:37knew he was going to leave but i think it just opens up you know ways to get more players there like
01:11:43you look at him making 12 and say the penguins aren't doing well sydney crosby making 8.7 like
01:11:49is he a guy that can go over there to help him win they played together at four nations they're
01:11:53going to play together at the olympics so it's definitely interesting and uh but i i really don't
01:11:59see a world where he lee or he gets traded without being uh without asking for one yeah is there is
01:12:05there any like as far as the other players go and this is pretty cynical as well is there any chatter
01:12:12amongst players maybe this kind of lowers the uh the pay ceiling for others when the best player
01:12:18accepts except something like this no not at all i think i think everybody realizes what his mission
01:12:24is like when he was drafted first overall there he he's a guy that just wants to win in edmonton he's
01:12:30you know playing in the shadows of wayne gretzky who is you know the best player ever and he's knocking
01:12:36at that door to be one of those uh mount rushmore players and i think for his legacy uh obviously
01:12:42he's he's going to be a hall of famer and in a you know top two player of all time but for his legacy
01:12:47i think in his mind he needs to win a stanley cup in in edmonton and uh you know i think they got a
01:12:53three-year window to do it right now but i i think everybody you know the agents the gms everybody knows
01:12:59that you know the only reason he took that deal is to you know stay there help that team surround
01:13:04them with good players and give them a chance to win yans we're in the same trivia league i have
01:13:11a question that you missed very badly and i'm going to give you a chance for redemption
01:13:16are you ready for this sure how many arby's are there in the united states
01:13:24i think i said like one a state maybe like 50 but it's probably like
01:13:28it's got to be about 10 000 the more the more i read into to arby's like they're they're a monster
01:13:35and then they got bob does sports bobby burger backing them nowadays so i think arby's to the
01:13:39moon the next couple of years okay so you said 198 there are 3 400 too so still just as off with
01:13:47you know i've actually i've never been but uh you know i i see what they're putting in nowadays and
01:13:57i might have to try them out yeah swing by today yeah uh yans are the panthers gonna go three pete
01:14:03i mean they're so loaded and they it feels like they brought everyone back uh what like what's gonna
01:14:10stop them from from going three in a row here yeah i mean the big talk right now is they lost uh
01:14:16sasha barkov who is the best two-way player in the game a top three player in the game um and you
01:14:23know losing him for the whole year obviously is is tough shoes to fill but they got guys that can
01:14:29fill that you got a young kid anton lundell i think he just turned 24 years old but he is a legitimate
01:14:35barkov prodigy he's from finland they follow each other around he's learned the game from barky so a guy
01:14:41that i think will step into his spot and kind of you won't notice too much because he can
01:14:46shut down big lines he can you know do it on the offensive side as well and you know last year
01:14:51they bring over brad marshall he played with anton uh lundell and loose to rhine and as a third line
01:14:57when everybody was saying you know that's a you know that's a really good second line so they're
01:15:02going to be slotted in at the second line so it kind of doesn't really hurt them as much as other
01:15:09teams if they lost their best uh best player and then yeah they're d man like they just got
01:15:14every d is over six one they got you know mikulu six six like they just got a bunch of condors out
01:15:20there just taking up space and it's uh it's a fun team to root for i think they're going to have to
01:15:25do it a little differently this year by winning uh from defense and as opposed to on the offensive side
01:15:31but they got the guys to do it they got bob the best goalie in the league and at the end of the day
01:15:36they've been to three straight finals and can they make it four it's a lot of hockey but you know
01:15:40these guys just being down here being around them they don't seem like they're satisfied like they
01:15:45want more and they want to do this year in year out so i would not take uh i would not doubt if they
01:15:51if they went back to the finals yeah uh so it is opening night but uh what better time to ask you
01:15:57who will end up as stanley cup champion and look if it's the panthers maybe give me a team uh outside
01:16:03of the panthers that you feel great about okay well biz thinks uh you know all seven canadian
01:16:09teams are going to make the the playoffs and as we as we all know uh yeah canadian team hasn't won
01:16:15it since 1993 and if they can't do it this year with you know uh florida being banged up the whole
01:16:21year hopefully they get barkov back for the playoffs but i think this is canada's year if they don't win
01:16:27it this year you know we could be looking at another 26 years of uh misery so i think or what
01:16:33is it 36 uh so it's kind of one of those things for me like if a canadian team doesn't win it this
01:16:38year we're going to look at another long long drought but uh for me i think vegas is probably
01:16:44my favorite to win it uh you know i think there's three legitimate teams you got vegas dallas and edmonton
01:16:51in the in the west that could win it and then in the east you got you know florida tampa and in
01:16:56toronto but you also can't sleep on a you know a team like frank the tanks team jersey they've made
01:17:01some good moves signed their young guys uh you know i love what fitzy's doing there uh they got
01:17:07a good goaltender so look look for some other teams like uh jersey and the rangers to make a splash this
01:17:11year there you go keith the annals spin chicklets co-host uh keith thanks so much for joining up
01:17:17waking up with us and uh have a great day brother beautiful house beautiful backyard beautiful pool
01:17:21thanks boys you're welcome anytime yeah hey sign your contract at barstool oh you guys get paid
01:17:30all right yeah take it easy brother have a good morning you guys thank you yeah uh guys i have a
01:17:35question so yeah it's by the way that was serious he just doesn't check his email so he like wait has
01:17:39he been working for it yeah i i think so i think he's like he's just like yeah i gotta check my email
01:17:45gotta sign that contract he's like mcdavid dude he's just in it for the love of the game dude he's just
01:17:49excited um all right now it's time to talk a little ufl with our guy mike ripoli mike what's
01:17:56going on man this is the co-owner of the united football league just joined up in july mike how
01:18:02we feeling bro we're feeling good i didn't know big cat was going to be on this show i might have
01:18:06not done it to be honest with you but oh that's funny mike because you just you texted me 20 minutes
01:18:10ago saying gonna be on with you and you didn't respond that's why i'm doing a live show mike what
01:18:17do you want me to do but if you would have responded i probably wouldn't have come on but
01:18:21now i'm here yeah there we go there we go uh mike so good man yeah oh sorry okay i butchered that
01:18:28oh yeah you're good yep yep yep here we go mike so you just got in the ufl big change is coming 26
01:18:34sell the people who are maybe on the fence haven't checked it out what what's coming up this spring
01:18:40you know listen you guys know uh probably more than anyone uh how football is so popular uh i know you
01:18:46guys do a lot of baseball and hockey which i just saw right now but you know football is just another
01:18:51level right now right so you know we're finding out fans are uh uh desperate for football uh whether
01:18:57it's spring football in colleges or uh you know they just need their football fix right so um i know uh
01:19:05dan and dave go around the whole country uh from august to february and they got they might get burnt
01:19:10out a little bit but the fans want more of it so you know i i actually spoke to dave and dan when i was
01:19:15about to do this and and i'm excited about year-round football um i mean the nfl is the number one sport
01:19:21by far college football is number two and you know the other sports are really fighting it out for a
01:19:26distant third to be honest with you and you know we're not looking to you know we're looking to
01:19:30leverage the success of the nfl looking to leverage the success of um of college football and you know
01:19:36just to add some spring football that's going to be fun uh high quality football and you know the
01:19:42way flag football is going in the united states fantasy football uh rumor has it that you guys
01:19:47talk gambling once in a while gambling on football is pretty big and uh you know we're excited about
01:19:52the right market with the with the right stadium and putting it together so so it's a big day today
01:19:57the real answer here is uh dave and i think this isn't going to work and knowing how micropoli has done
01:20:04in his business life he's basically going to just like stuff it in our face in five ten years he's going to
01:20:11resend me the email of being like invest in the ufl and i'm going to be like man i could have had all
01:20:16that so that's why the ufl is going to work this time yeah i mean i was on the fence i was leaning
01:20:22towards not doing it and then i listened to what you and dave said yeah it made it a no-brainer for
01:20:27me i make a lot of my business decisions off what you and dave say so valuable to me and i'm trying to
01:20:32help you out but uh you know listen listen dan you're not wrong spring football has been around
01:20:38for 40 years why hasn't it made it um and and i think that there's a lot of reasons one of them
01:20:43that i'm excited about is you know you can't put the united football league into a stadium that fits
01:20:4975 to 100 000 fans yeah um if we had hockey like that you couldn't sell out a 75 that if you baseball
01:20:56is going to smaller stadiums and you know you look at some of the markets and you know it looks like
01:21:01covet games you know in certain of those stadiums too right so um at the end of the day the the 10 years
01:21:07ago these soccer mls stadiums or usl stadiums didn't exist now they have outdoor football
01:21:13outdoor stadiums that fit 15 to 20 000 so when you put 15 000 in a stadium that holds 75 it looks like
01:21:21a covet game when you put 15 000 in a soccer stadium it looks like it's packed and it shows better on tv
01:21:26and the quality of football has been really good and you know we're excited i mean it's it's we're
01:21:32coming at a time from march to june when people are still looking for some football and and and i
01:21:37think i think between i mean this is owned by fox you guys are pretty friendly with fox espn red bird
01:21:43capital myself uh danny garcier uh duane johnson the rock so i mean we have the financial ability to
01:21:50keep it going now we just got to build a brand and you know the right local markets you know we're just
01:21:55announcing louisville um a big city for uh dave and his horse racing dave bought a horse this morning by the
01:22:00the way uh columbus um i know there's many ohio state fans there and and orlando um and the right
01:22:08market with the right stadium i think is the right formula and and i think it can be a fun football league
01:22:13and uh and and really catch people's attention march april may and june all right mike uh last question
01:22:19before before we head to break uh i saw a tweet from your guy coach patino talking about he can't
01:22:26figure out a starting five for st john's that is an investment for you you spent a lot of money on
01:22:31that what's going on are you ready for the season because you you got a lot of things you got ufl you
01:22:37got all your horses you got st john's you gotta you gotta start putting up some wins here yeah i mean i
01:22:43mean just so you know i've only won more every big race except the kentucky derby but as me and you
01:22:48discussed this before that's the only one people care about oh i don't i i told you dan i don't want to
01:22:53win that race i want to win the other races i'm not focused on that right now right breeders cup
01:22:58belmont stakes but listen i went to st john's graduated 91 1985 coincidentally the ufl started
01:23:0540 years ago st john's made a final four 40 years ago um listen you know me you you and dave know me
01:23:12good enough that you know when something's 99 i have no interest when something's one percent
01:23:16you know st john's you know listen uh rico and i have a big bet he'll be walking from new york to
01:23:22indianapolis no no greyhound bus he'll be walking um when st john's makes the final four and you know
01:23:28this is patino's uh best team and you know i don't want to put pressure on rick but i said two things
01:23:33one uh if i get one more player i think i'm going to coach the team that's between us please don't
01:23:38tell anybody and if he can't win with this team you know listen he he's in his 70s now maybe the game
01:23:44just passed him by i told him so so so i might have to do that next year and you know between being the
01:23:50commissioner of the ufl and and and and and st john's basketball it's going to be a tough
01:23:54spring for me but i could i think i can handle it there you go micropole there's nothing you can't
01:23:58do mike thank you so much co-owner of the ufl season kicks off friday march 27th uh huge thanks
01:24:04to mike for joining us coming up next more wake up barstool
01:24:06it's a time again guys it's time to look at the data nfl computer power rankings we're going to
01:24:19give dan a team he's going to tell us where they rank nikki why don't you start us off i think i
01:24:24gave you a tricky one ooh the seattle seahawks type it in i type it in and it spits out playoff
01:24:32teams that was actually the least tricky one that anyone gave me wow the this there's they're
01:24:37a solid team i think they're going to make the playoffs obviously the game against the bucks
01:24:42got a little crazy became a big 12 shootout but i i am buying seattle seahawks stock i like them too
01:24:47yeah dan what about your pinky team the houston texans the houston texans they are uh linked up with ray
01:24:56allen in the getting there they are getting there doesn't it feel like the texans are getting a
01:25:02little momentum was the computer switching back and it was switching back and forth they're getting
01:25:06there the texans are getting there yeah uh i'm going to ask about the four and one buccaneers of
01:25:12course you will of course you will uh the bucks are one step below juggernaut but the most fun team
01:25:19in the nfl actually i love that that's the most perfect computer answer i've ever they are the most fun
01:25:24team right we all agree yeah i tweeted yesterday i hate how much i love baker when he was talking
01:25:29crap to the fan before the game yeah and he recognized one guy he's like oh you're old you're
01:25:34new like you're the jv heckler get out of here and he went he went back at the end after to find him
01:25:39again he's the oh did he really yeah oh i missed the follow-up yeah yeah eddie what you got uh the jets
01:25:44oh good one eddie let's see what the computer says about the jets jets uh in five billion years
01:25:49the sun will engulf the earth so who really cares fair point who cares yes like this is all
01:25:55so stupid yeah for sure right one minute and 17 seconds one minute and 17 seconds i i love it
01:26:02the jets are nothing they're nothing we're all nothing we're all just a little speck a pale what
01:26:07is it the pale blue dot yeah that's us that's the uh poem carl sakes carl carl sagan yeah producer
01:26:16didn't tell you that you just you got it listen i got the pale dude oh and then that doesn't even
01:26:23matter that's because nothing matters guys never forget existential nihilism is the key to dealing
01:26:28with any pain and doubt coming up next let's go oh by the way follow down on twitter for the full uh
01:26:34list coming up next don't follow that wake up personal you probably are i mean you absolutely
01:26:38i don't know why i was told to say that yeah let's come back really let's reduce those numbers yeah
01:26:46welcome back to wake up barstool so um lebron yesterday said the decision part two is coming
01:27:03today i think it's an amazon prime ad i don't or deal i i don't care i i don't care about it i think
01:27:10it's some it's an ad right it's an ad for something yeah okay who cares um what i care about
01:27:16or steven chase pants and even though my mom may want to get in his pants she's in town by the way
01:27:21chey whoa yeah i know i'm not allowing it i'm not allowing it i don't think i don't know i don't
01:27:26call yeah that's not your call dude what do you mean you're not allowing it yeah you can't tell me
01:27:31to that i have to grow out my hair your mom's a grown that's going to make him one or more your
01:27:35mom's a grown woman she can do whatever she wants she's a yeah well apparently she wants to do that
01:27:40okay this man and his game-worn uh elimination pants so what'd you find out so they are game
01:27:48issued from uh barry foot oh that's a great name you won't see that great yes but uh yeah undefeated
01:27:58elimination game so i'll be busting that tomorrow wow barry foot do we know anything about barry
01:28:03foot yeah he was teammates with hairy hand that's right that's right they were great they were classic
01:28:0980s cubs combo played on the expos the phillies the cubs and the yankees between 1973 and 1982
01:28:17so so really just the most pointless pants ever done no way dude they're still want to know how much
01:28:23how much did you did you pay uh i don't know maybe high two figs those pants are one oh mid two figs 50
01:28:30bucks oh okay i was so i was so confused i was very i was very confused very foot pants all right guys
01:28:40we love you great tuesday here at wake up barstool we'll be back wednesday have a great day guys
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