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00:00:00Tanya, you're my best friend, how could you do this?
00:00:03People, download the beta version of the dating app, Love Swipe.
00:00:09You're in an incredible app.
00:00:11I'm gonna make the world fall in love, and I'm finally gonna meet the world in my dreams.
00:00:17Perfect.
00:00:18Find it through love.
00:00:24We didn't, you know...
00:00:26Don't worry, I slept on the couch.
00:00:27That jerk, he lied to me!
00:00:30You fucking date rape me, you piece of shit!
00:00:32Meat for breakfast at the restaurant.
00:00:34It can't be.
00:00:35I know you didn't do what I thought.
00:00:38I'm a man of my word, Lovey, you should know that.
00:00:40You should be honest with me.
00:00:42I said I'd believe in love.
00:00:45The games begin.
00:00:47I saw a video of the two of you can see.
00:00:49What video?
00:00:50Love, you talking?
00:00:51Yes, ready to fight love.
00:00:53You said that you were ready for real love.
00:00:55True love awaits with your new match.
00:00:57Please, let me explain!
00:00:59Stop lying to me.
00:01:00Oh!
00:01:01Hey, old Paisley!
00:01:02To tell Lily here,
00:01:04how you've been lying to her your entire relationship, Jake!
00:01:07Oh, my gosh!
00:01:16Tim is so lucky to have a girlfriend like you.
00:01:18Okay, let's go give Tim the surprise of his life.
00:01:21Come on.
00:01:23Surprise!
00:01:28Tim?
00:01:29Tanya, what the hell?
00:01:31What are you doing here, Lily?
00:01:32Tanya, you're my best friend.
00:01:34How did you do this?
00:01:35We, people, downloaded the banned version of the dating app, Love Swipe.
00:01:47What are you doing?
00:01:48I will burn this whole face to the ground before I let you break up with me Jake Rice!
00:01:52You've been a throwaway for our entire relationship because we didn't match on some stupid dating app!
00:02:05Our app!
00:02:06We created Love Swipe together so you know how accurate it is that I've simply confirmed the fear of what you've become.
00:02:14Oh, I will destroy you, Jake Rice!
00:02:33Ah.
00:02:34Nothing left behind
00:02:43Sorry, I got a worse illness
00:02:51Real love just makes me jealous
00:03:02Break up?
00:03:04Yeah.
00:03:13My girlfriend, well, ex-girlfriend, tried to hit me in the head with a golf club.
00:03:22My boyfriend, ex-boyfriend, is sleeping with my best friend.
00:03:28Ouch.
00:03:30How about I buy us a drink,
00:03:32and you can tell me about it.
00:03:36Hey.
00:03:39That's all that says is an invitation for something more.
00:03:42Oh, of course not.
00:03:43Of course not.
00:03:44I would never.
00:03:45Take advantage.
00:03:49Meh.
00:03:49Of two more wood, whatever she was having.
00:04:00The heartbreak.
00:04:01Find your love.
00:04:04Fund your love.
00:04:05Have, love.
00:04:07ŠøŠµ
00:04:08Amen.
00:04:38Amen.
00:05:08Amen.
00:05:38Amen.
00:05:50Who's there?
00:05:53I hope you don't mind.
00:05:55I read your French.
00:05:57Oh, you didn't have to.
00:06:03Mom.
00:06:05We didn't...
00:06:07You know.
00:06:08With all my respect, I wouldn't have sex with anyone who is as drunk as either of us last night.
00:06:16Don't worry, I slept on the couch.
00:06:18Oh, thank god.
00:06:21Not that I wouldn't want... I mean, you're very...
00:06:26You're a very attractive man, Mr...
00:06:29Mr. Wright.
00:06:32Wright.
00:06:34Jake.
00:06:36Wright, how could I forget?
00:06:38You put my name in your phone, as Mr. Wright.
00:06:42Your idea, not mine.
00:06:50I'm so glad.
00:07:07Oh, sorry, I...
00:07:13Wait, I thought you slept on the couch.
00:07:17I said I wouldn't sleep with anyone that drunk.
00:07:20And I said you felt the same.
00:07:23Sorry.
00:07:24I get a little flirty when I'm drunk.
00:07:29I don't mind doing that.
00:07:31By the way, there's a new dating app that just came out called Love Swap.
00:07:37Oh, I hate dating apps right now.
00:07:39Okay, well, this one's a bit...
00:07:40Especially that one.
00:07:41I mean, even the name, it just...
00:07:43Yeah.
00:07:44Oh, well, I hope and give it a shot, man.
00:07:47Because...
00:07:48I think you deserve to find our love.
00:07:50I didn't press charges.
00:08:14Because you love me?
00:08:16I care for you.
00:08:18But no.
00:08:19I don't love you.
00:08:21We created an incredible app.
00:08:23Love Swap's gonna make a lot of people very happy.
00:08:28Take care, Elise.
00:08:30Oh, I will take care.
00:08:35Take care.
00:08:36Once I'm finished, you'll be mine.
00:08:41Forever.
00:08:43All.
00:08:44Mine.
00:08:54What do you want, Tanya?
00:08:55Could you please just talk?
00:08:58I want my best friend back.
00:09:00Well, too damn back.
00:09:02I don't want to hear it.
00:09:03Now, please, can you go?
00:09:04Lily, I'm trying to communicate with you and you're not being reasonable.
00:09:09Reasonable?
00:09:11Says the girl who slept with her best friend's boyfriend and...
00:09:14And you're telling me to be reasonable?
00:09:21Lily, stop.
00:09:22Lily, stop.
00:09:24Stop.
00:09:25I love you and I know we only hear this, but there is somebody out there for you.
00:09:29How are you?
00:09:31Hey.
00:09:32Hey.
00:09:33Lily.
00:09:34Lily, I want you to be in love and I want you to be happy, but...
00:09:43What is that?
00:09:44That...
00:09:55That jerk, he lied to me!
00:09:57LoveSwipe uses a unique approach with potential for true love guaranteed on every match and recognize love on the 7th day.
00:10:11So, a dating app that actually works after 7 dates?
00:10:13That's right.
00:10:14And with restrained, tasteful marketing like you brilliant people execute every single day, everyone will be guaranteed true love.
00:10:25LoveSwipe.
00:10:27LoveSwipe.
00:10:28That's perfect.
00:10:29And with restrained, tasteful marketing like you brilliant people execute every single day, everyone will be guaranteed true love.
00:10:38LoveSwipe.
00:10:40That's perfect.
00:10:41Thank you for your time.
00:10:42Now I think this is the beginning of a very fruitful business relationship.
00:10:46How are the eggs?
00:10:55You fucking date-rigged me, you piece of shit!
00:10:58You fucking date-rigged me, you piece of shit!
00:11:03I never want to see you again!
00:11:08I need a drink.
00:11:16Mr. Wright, you're going to be a very rich man.
00:11:21Your life is about to change, sir.
00:11:38And just like that, I'll be able to manipulate the LoveSwipe.
00:11:46I'll use it to ruin you, Jake.
00:11:49And then you'll come crawling back.
00:11:52But, just in case.
00:11:55That's the help going there.
00:11:56All set, boss.
00:11:58Cameras in every room.
00:12:01Perfect.
00:12:02It's time for the contingency.
00:12:08The last three years in my life have led to this.
00:12:18I'm going to make the world fall in love.
00:12:20And I'm finally going to meet the woman in my dreams.
00:12:24Here's to you, gorgeous, whoever you are.
00:12:29I'm so glad you're hanging out with us, Lily.
00:12:42I'm just a girl hanging out with her best friend and her ex-boyfriend who cheated on her.
00:12:47Nice to dream.
00:12:49Lily, I'm telling you, you need to download that site.
00:12:52She's right, Lily.
00:12:53This app is different.
00:12:54Are you even listening?
00:12:55To yourself, you downloaded a dating app while you were in a relationship.
00:12:59Lily, one day you're going to look back at this-
00:13:01No!
00:13:01If either of you says one more word about that stupid app, I swear I'm going to scream.
00:13:10Lily, this is serendipity!
00:13:12What is it?
00:13:13Love Swipe, it just released a new update.
00:13:15Oh my god, are you serious right now?
00:13:17You're trying it.
00:13:18No the hell I'm not.
00:13:20Give me that back!
00:13:21You'll think me later when I'm dancing at your wedding, girl.
00:13:27Fine.
00:13:28I'll try your stupid app just to prove that both of you are horrible people and I'll never forgive you.
00:13:36No way!
00:13:48It can't be.
00:13:50Well, the app doesn't lie.
00:13:53I'm coming for you, beautiful.
00:13:55This is the guy who date-raped me.
00:13:58He was?
00:13:59Here's the plan.
00:14:00So you go on the first date, and the moment he lies about what he did, you stalk him, okay?
00:14:06I do like the idea of kicking this right, but-
00:14:12Dustin?
00:14:13Find out everything you can.
00:14:15I am going to bring you two together.
00:14:21Then I'm going to tear you apart!
00:14:26Meet for breakfast at the restaurant.
00:14:31Meet for breakfast at the restaurant.
00:14:34...
00:14:44...
00:14:45...
00:14:46Billy, you ate it!
00:15:01Hey, I don't know what you heard, or saw, but I would never, ever.
00:15:13I'm so, so sorry.
00:15:16Let's just say, I know you didn't do what I thought you did.
00:15:22I'm a man of my word, Lily, you should know that.
00:15:25I'm really glad you came.
00:15:27Shall we?
00:15:31Stay home.
00:15:40Well done, that's it.
00:15:48Just go with the tragic past.
00:15:51This may be a little quicker than I thought.
00:15:58Let the games begin.
00:16:01Share a secret from your childhood.
00:16:09May I?
00:16:10Sure.
00:16:12Okay.
00:16:14When I was nine, I drank three of those little cartons of milk that they gave me lunch at school.
00:16:20And I really had to get out of the bathroom.
00:16:22So I raised my hand with the teacher, and let me go.
00:16:25So I just make a run for it when I...
00:16:29You beat yourself?
00:16:33Oh, I wish.
00:16:34I wish.
00:16:36That's the day I found out that I'm lactose intolerant.
00:16:39Oh, no.
00:16:40Yeah.
00:16:40So every single step I take, it's like, well, everything exploded at me.
00:16:47And I cried a lot.
00:16:48It was the saddest day of my own life.
00:16:53Oh, Jake, I'm so sorry that happened to you.
00:16:56It's okay.
00:16:57I'm not sure if I can beat that, but let me try.
00:17:03Ask about your sister, Doreen.
00:17:06I got it.
00:17:06When I was 13...
00:17:08It wants me to ask you about your sister.
00:17:12My sister?
00:17:13Camilla, she's not a part of the story.
00:17:15No, not Camilla.
00:17:16Doreen.
00:17:18Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:17:24I have to go.
00:17:37It's like picking candy from a baby.
00:17:40I should have never listened to Tanya.
00:17:55What was I thinking?
00:17:57It looks like it's over before it even started.
00:18:05What is he doing here?
00:18:14Lily, it's me.
00:18:16Go away.
00:18:17Jake, just leave me alone, please.
00:18:20Look, I don't know what happened back there, but I promise I didn't need...
00:18:23The whole thing is so stupid.
00:18:25I hate dating apps.
00:18:26They didn't work and you just get hurt.
00:18:30I mean, I think we should give the app another shot.
00:18:33If we just...
00:18:33Why do you care so much about this stupid app?
00:18:36Because I created it, and I'm falling in love with you.
00:18:46Why did you say?
00:18:48I said I believe in love, but I also believe in respecting women's feelings.
00:18:57I'm sorry.
00:19:02I'm sorry.
00:19:06My sister Doreen, and I were really close.
00:19:23One day, when I slept and fell in the pool,
00:19:31she tempted to save me.
00:19:36But I couldn't have her.
00:19:42I never told anyone, but I can't believe that.
00:19:52I'm so sorry.
00:19:57I never had any siblings,
00:20:00but I had a younger cousin,
00:20:02and two months before he turned 11.
00:20:04And he got diagnosed with her.
00:20:12He didn't make it to his birthday.
00:20:16So sorry.
00:20:17I've had a knee, Jake.
00:20:26For showing you a pass with me.
00:20:32For listening to my...
00:20:34Let's see how they handle date number two.
00:21:01All right.
00:21:06Let's go and warm up those bodies.
00:21:09Getting the body moving.
00:21:10Feeling good.
00:21:12Wait.
00:21:12Are you...
00:21:13Are you promoting the app?
00:21:19Am I on camera?
00:21:22Nope.
00:21:23I'm just a guy on a date.
00:21:24What are you talking about, Jake?
00:21:28I don't know.
00:21:29I've never met this woman in my life.
00:21:31Oh, come on.
00:21:32You're the love swipe guy.
00:21:36Love swipe guy?
00:21:38What did you guys do to the app?
00:21:39Absolutely nothing at all.
00:21:41What?
00:21:41No, you're the bit.
00:21:42Gosh, I'm so sorry.
00:21:49I totally had the wrong person.
00:21:52Let's dance.
00:21:54You can handle that.
00:21:55Um, yeah.
00:21:56Oh, yeah.
00:21:57You're being stiff.
00:21:58I think you're being stiff.
00:21:59I'm doing stiff.
00:22:01Oh, I'm not better than you.
00:22:03I don't know what you're talking about.
00:22:04You're looking stiff.
00:22:05Uh-oh.
00:22:06You're doing it all.
00:22:07No, I'm not.
00:22:07Come in.
00:22:08What's up?
00:22:10Whoa.
00:22:10Whoa.
00:22:33Damn, your charming willingness to fail, Jake.
00:22:35Right.
00:22:37Let's see you squeeze out of the truth in date number three.
00:22:48Admit your greatest failure.
00:22:53You're going to think I'm a loser.
00:22:56I would have her.
00:22:58Okay.
00:23:00There it is.
00:23:02I dropped out of law school.
00:23:04I was really good at it, but this one summer I had this internship at this huge law firm,
00:23:10and they were horrible to me.
00:23:13And I went back to school that fall.
00:23:19I gave up on my dream because I didn't want to adopt like that.
00:23:24Well, I think that you should try again.
00:23:27I bet you could.
00:23:27And I think he'd look pretty good in a power pants suit.
00:23:35What about you?
00:23:35Oh, you know, I was just fired rather dramatically from a major social media company, right as I was getting huge.
00:23:51So, yeah.
00:23:53And you work in tech?
00:23:54Why did you, Monica Moore?
00:24:03Ask Jake what he does for a living.
00:24:06What do you do for a living?
00:24:08I told you I'm in tech.
00:24:11Okay, but what does that mean?
00:24:13Tell the truth.
00:24:13I work in, uh, for a startup.
00:24:24Very secret startup.
00:24:27Unfortunately, I wish I could say more, but I signed an NDA, so I just won't.
00:24:33Oh, I totally understand.
00:24:36Can you promise me something?
00:24:37Don't have to lie to me.
00:24:42Please.
00:24:44And I promise.
00:24:47What is happening?
00:24:49Why don't I have cameras in the rest act?
00:24:52I need to see Jake get what's coming to him.
00:24:55Maybe a little pain is more.
00:24:56Dustin, you're up.
00:25:00Alright, you two.
00:25:02I'm Master Allison, and I'll be instructing you today.
00:25:05First things first, we're going to get a feel for your training level.
00:25:09Let's do you first, Dahl.
00:25:11Her name's Lily.
00:25:12Okay.
00:25:13Lily, Dahl.
00:25:14Who'd you got?
00:25:16Some one-two combos.
00:25:17It is.
00:25:17Off the mix.
00:25:20Yeah, right?
00:25:21A little harder.
00:25:21Let's go.
00:25:22Alright, yeah, you can do it a little harder.
00:25:24Boom, boom.
00:25:25Good.
00:25:25Good job.
00:25:26Alright, next we're going to test your reflexes.
00:25:28Hey!
00:25:30That's enough!
00:25:32You okay?
00:25:33Yeah, fine.
00:25:34Just, there's something I should probably tell you.
00:25:37Next, bud.
00:25:38Come here.
00:25:39Say, ain't you that CEO of Tech Guy?
00:25:42Uh, no.
00:25:45Not me.
00:25:45Yeah, your sexy ex-girlfriend beat your ass.
00:25:49What's, what's he talking about, Jake?
00:25:52I don't know, but this guy needs to learn how to manage.
00:25:59Jake!
00:25:59I promise you, you don't need to do this.
00:26:02Nobody hits my girl and gets away with it.
00:26:04Any girls?
00:26:06Maybe.
00:26:08Do!
00:26:09Do!
00:26:10Do!
00:26:11Oh!
00:26:12Oh!
00:26:16You good?
00:26:17Yeah, I'm sorry.
00:26:20Can't protect you.
00:26:22This is a good deal.
00:26:23I don't know, but just sit here for a minute and just think I need to show you.
00:26:27Hey, Lily, wait.
00:26:28He's crazy!
00:26:35That was amazing.
00:26:38I've been training for years.
00:26:40It's really something you try to protect me, but next time, I ask if I know.
00:26:44Day number four.
00:27:09Day number four.
00:27:10Where's your bathroom?
00:27:18It's just back there.
00:27:29You know, you didn't have to bring me home.
00:27:33I can't believe you didn't tell me you're a trained fighter.
00:27:36There's a lot of these I've told you.
00:27:40No, I think I'm going to show you.
00:27:43Oh, yeah?
00:27:45Like what?
00:28:04Come on, I'll show you.
00:28:10All my life I was looking for a sunlight
00:28:16Wasn't sure where to find a peace of mind
00:28:22Sometimes you can't see things when you're in time
00:28:28I can get so far
00:28:33I just met you
00:28:43You had the most
00:28:46Beautiful body I'd ever seen
00:28:47It's yours
00:29:00It's yours
00:29:00You can have to
00:29:03Hold on, hold on a second
00:29:18It's okay
00:29:19I want you
00:29:21Please stop
00:29:24What's wrong?
00:29:28I want you
00:29:29So much
00:29:31I have to wait for the app
00:29:36We have to wait for the app
00:29:40Are you kidding?
00:29:41Screw that stupid app
00:29:42The app isn't stupid
00:29:48I'm sorry
00:29:50I really
00:29:52I just think we should wait
00:29:53Oh
00:29:55Okay
00:29:57Fine
00:30:01I guess I'll
00:30:02See you
00:30:04At our next date
00:30:05I guess I'll see you at our next date
00:30:05I guess I'll see you at our next date
00:30:16Oh
00:30:17God
00:30:18I better take things up a notch
00:30:20What the hell?
00:30:44Where is he?
00:30:46What are you talking about?
00:30:48Wait, what are you doing?
00:30:50Don't even try to stop me, Knight.
00:30:52Lily, please.
00:30:53This is how you're here, she is.
00:30:54Okay, don't lie to me.
00:30:56I will end things right here.
00:30:57I won't even be mad.
00:30:58I just need to be honest with you, okay?
00:31:00I don't know what you're talking about.
00:31:01I'm not an idiot, Jake.
00:31:03I've been cheated on before, so tell me where she is.
00:31:06There's no one here.
00:31:07Who are you talking about?
00:31:08I'll show you who I'm talking about.
00:31:16It was just here.
00:31:19What are you talking about?
00:31:21I heard an email with nudes of some woman in your apartment and they weren't selfies so I know that you took them.
00:31:27I'm sorry.
00:31:29But there is no woman, naked or clothed, in here.
00:31:34You are.
00:31:36You are the only person I want to make in my apartment with it.
00:31:39Really?
00:31:41I swear.
00:31:42I'm sorry.
00:31:43I swear I'm not crazy.
00:31:46I just...
00:31:46I can't go through that again.
00:31:49You won't have to.
00:31:54I promise.
00:31:55What are you doing?
00:32:05I changed my mind.
00:32:08I want you.
00:32:10Right now.
00:32:10I have to.
00:32:22It's you, it's you, it's you.
00:32:29It's you, I'll go back to work, you know.
00:32:47Tick-so.
00:32:47Sorry, I'm sorry, I just, I really want to, it's just, we're still shaking about those photos, and you know what, but the swipe is working, I think we should wait.
00:33:09Okay, yeah, we can wait, I would never want to pressure you.
00:33:17I promise.
00:33:21As soon as Lozart gets the permission, you can have me.
00:33:31All of me.
00:33:39Oh no.
00:34:01So he's definitely not a date rapist?
00:34:07I found the condom the next morning, he's a perfect gentleman who sloughs on my couch and made any eggs.
00:34:13You're sure you trust this guy?
00:34:15Not that you know anything about trust, but yeah.
00:34:19Yeah, I do.
00:34:21What did he do for work?
00:34:23Least attack.
00:34:25Why are you guys acting so weird?
00:34:27There, there's something we need to tell you about Jake, something you may not want to hear.
00:34:33What do you mean?
00:34:35What the fuck?
00:34:37I wasn't reasonably talking about Jake.
00:34:39I'm joking.
00:34:40Yeah, you're being an ass right, huh?
00:34:41AC small.
00:34:43Are you sure you're alright?
00:34:45I'm fine.
00:34:47Are you sure you're alright?
00:34:49I'm fine.
00:34:51Ask Jake about his work.
00:34:53Finally, I can see what's happening.
00:34:55Now that I've planned to be his work history, push him to tell the truth, and then he'll be mine again.
00:35:03My friends didn't come yet.
00:35:06I mean, those two who are in disguise every single time we come here.
00:35:11They, yeah, didn't they cheat on you behind your back?
00:35:15Only because of that stupid app.
00:35:17Okay, can we not blame the app?
00:35:27Jake Wright, you're 30 under 30.
00:35:31What do you do for work?
00:35:35I'm in tech.
00:35:37I told you.
00:35:39My friends, they received an envelope with documents sending me to our app developer.
00:35:49If we can ask you to help, please don't mind me.
00:35:54Okay.
00:35:55Alright, I'm gonna tell you.
00:35:58But that's because I trust you and you have to promise not to tell anyone else, okay?
00:36:03Okay, I promise.
00:36:05I swear I won't tell anybody.
00:36:07Alright.
00:36:08I'm, uh...
00:36:09I started a...
00:36:10I started an app.
00:36:11And I'm looking for investors.
00:36:12And I'm just a poor app developer, looking for backing.
00:36:14I'm sorry.
00:36:15Do you believe me?
00:36:16Do you believe me?
00:36:17Of course I believe you.
00:36:18Just...
00:36:19Thank you for your goodness with me.
00:36:21Oh, she wants honesty?
00:36:22What is this?
00:36:23Oh, she wants honesty?
00:36:24What is this?
00:36:25I'm looking for investors.
00:36:26I'm looking for investors.
00:36:27And I'm just a poor app developer, looking for backing.
00:36:28I'm sorry.
00:36:29Do you believe me?
00:36:30Do you believe me?
00:36:31Of course I believe you.
00:36:32Just...
00:36:33Thank you for your goodness with me.
00:36:36Thank you for your goodness with me.
00:36:37Thank you for your goodness with me.
00:36:38Thank you for your goodness with me.
00:36:39Thank you for your goodness with me.
00:36:44Oh, she wants honesty?
00:36:49What is it?
00:36:51What is it?
00:37:04So...
00:37:06What kind of poor are we talking?
00:37:07Like...
00:37:08Your parents paid your rent?
00:37:10Or...
00:37:11You're still a rich tech guy, but just not as rich as a super rich tech guy?
00:37:14All I can say is...
00:37:16If this app takes off...
00:37:18I'm not going to need to worry about my life.
00:37:20You got this.
00:37:25Okay.
00:37:26Light detector test tomorrow.
00:37:27That's so crazy.
00:37:28It's almost like it's listening to a conversation.
00:37:30Actually, it's...
00:37:32Proceed intuition is...
00:37:34Machine learning.
00:37:35Machine learning.
00:37:36From...
00:37:37Thorough scoping of social media platforms.
00:37:40How do you know that?
00:37:43Just a guess.
00:37:44Pretty sure perhaps he's it.
00:37:46Well...
00:37:47Scared of some light detector test.
00:37:48There's nothing...
00:37:49I wouldn't tell you.
00:37:53Do you feel the same?
00:37:55Yeah.
00:37:56Actually, there's somewhere...
00:37:57I gotta be.
00:37:58We should get out of here.
00:38:00I've got you right where I want you, Lily Midlock.
00:38:07Prepare...
00:38:08For...
00:38:09Heartbreak.
00:38:10So...
00:38:11How does this work again?
00:38:13The machine...
00:38:14The machine analyzes our answers...
00:38:16And makes...
00:38:17Little...
00:38:18TV...
00:38:19Show choices.
00:38:20Nervous...
00:38:21But excited.
00:38:23That's...
00:38:24True.
00:38:25So you ready?
00:38:26Yeah.
00:38:27Absolutely.
00:38:29Jake, are you sure?
00:38:31Yes.
00:38:32I'm sure.
00:38:34Ask about his job.
00:38:36So...
00:38:37Jake, are you an app developer?
00:38:41Yes.
00:38:45What can I ask you to develop?
00:38:47Um...
00:38:48Two apps for...
00:38:51Statistical analysis...
00:38:53And one for social media scrubbing.
00:38:56Social media scrubbing.
00:38:58Like our dating app?
00:38:59Yup.
00:39:00Could have liked that.
00:39:01Have you developed any other apps?
00:39:05Well, um...
00:39:09Are you okay?
00:39:12Yeah.
00:39:13Yup.
00:39:18There isn't anything that you could tell me I wouldn't understand.
00:39:23It's only for you.
00:39:26Then I trust you, okay?
00:39:28eh.
00:39:29Have you developed any other apps?
00:39:44Have you developed any other apps?
00:39:47Nope.
00:39:48Nope
00:39:50Why are you lying to me?
00:39:56I'm not, I swear
00:39:58I swear
00:39:58Lily, do you trust me?
00:40:03I say so
00:40:04And are you attracted to me?
00:40:08Yes
00:40:09Now you're ready to find your love
00:40:12I
00:40:12Yes
00:40:15I'm ready to find love
00:40:18Are you sure?
00:40:21Yeah, I'm sure
00:40:22Lily, what's
00:40:24What's going on?
00:40:25You said that you were ready for the real thing
00:40:27Jake, I promise I am ready for the real thing
00:40:30Sorry, that's
00:40:34Not the word
00:40:35You said that you were ready for the real love
00:40:36I'm sorry
00:40:48Louise, what are you doing here?
00:40:53I just wanted to talk with you about the app
00:40:58Louise, what are you doing here?
00:41:07I just wanted to talk with you about the app.
00:41:11Yeah.
00:41:23So, what's wrong with the app?
00:41:26Oh, no.
00:41:27Nothing.
00:41:28Um, that's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:41:32Um, I, I was really hurting after we broke up.
00:41:38So, after a day or so, I downloaded the app and I matched with someone.
00:41:46And, Jake, you were right.
00:41:51What do you mean?
00:41:52I mean, I met someone, Jake.
00:41:55The app works.
00:41:56And I'm proof.
00:41:58I mean, we are talking about getting married.
00:42:02Great.
00:42:03Well, I'm happy for you.
00:42:06Well, what about you?
00:42:09Have you matched with anyone?
00:42:10Uh, yeah.
00:42:13Yeah?
00:42:14Yeah?
00:42:15Okay.
00:42:15Tell me about her.
00:42:17Is she pretty?
00:42:18Honestly, it's...
00:42:20Things aren't going at all.
00:42:25Well, you don't...
00:42:28You're not trying to say it's love-type salt, because I know the app works.
00:42:32You were right.
00:42:33You were right.
00:42:34All along, Jake.
00:42:36Hmm.
00:42:38I just don't know anymore.
00:42:41Well...
00:42:42I really hope you do work things out.
00:42:49I just wanted to thank you in person.
00:42:53We really did make something special together.
00:42:55Okay, just because me and my match are having issues, I'm falling in love with her.
00:43:14And I'm happy for you, but I think you should go.
00:43:15I'm so sorry, Jake.
00:43:17I'm so sorry, Jake.
00:43:18I'm so sorry.
00:43:19You're...
00:43:20You're right.
00:43:20Again.
00:43:21You know, we're in love with other people, and...
00:43:25I need to respect that.
00:43:27I'm sorry.
00:43:38Gotcha, Jake.
00:43:40Let's see how your little sweetheart feels about this.
00:43:45But I'm never gonna find love again.
00:43:52All men are liars.
00:43:54And the worst part is, the two of you made me a liar.
00:43:57I...
00:43:58I can't even trust my heart.
00:44:01I'm sorry, Leigh.
00:44:03Screw you, Tim.
00:44:15Five minutes ago?
00:44:17That asshole!
00:44:18That asshole!
00:44:26Okay, all right.
00:44:28Lily!
00:44:29So good to see...
00:44:30Oh.
00:44:31Okay, what's going on?
00:44:32Do you think I'm an idiot, Jake?
00:44:34No, what if I...
00:44:35Then where is she?
00:44:36Who?
00:44:38Don't gaslight me!
00:44:39I'm not crazy!
00:44:40I...
00:44:41I know you're hiding things from me.
00:44:42Yeah, I promise.
00:44:43I'm not hiding anything from you.
00:44:45Liar.
00:44:46You're lying to me.
00:44:47I saw a video of the two of you kissing.
00:44:49What video?
00:44:50No, no, no.
00:44:51This can't be happening again.
00:44:52Lily, give me your phone.
00:44:53Just like I thought.
00:44:54No traditional tracing malware.
00:44:55So it's not hacked?
00:44:56You did get an email and that the video was mysteriously deleted because I was kissing
00:45:19another woman.
00:45:22Wait.
00:45:23What are you saying?
00:45:25That woman was my ex-girlfriend.
00:45:28And she is a brilliant coder and hacker, but also extremely unstable.
00:45:39But why was she here?
00:45:41Why were you kissing her?
00:45:43She came over to tell me she was in love with someone else.
00:45:48But then she...
00:45:49She kissed me.
00:45:51Just for a moment.
00:45:53But in that moment, I realized how much that I love you.
00:46:02That you're the only person I want to be with.
00:46:07Do you forgive me?
00:46:12You lied to me again.
00:46:13Take right.
00:46:14You kissed the other woman and then you hid it from me and...
00:46:15Lily, please stop.
00:46:16I'm sorry.
00:46:17Yeah.
00:46:18You are.
00:46:19Will I see you again?
00:46:20I don't know.
00:46:21All I know is that I can't stand in the same room as you right now.
00:46:25Lily, wait.
00:46:26Lily!
00:46:27Lily!
00:46:28Lily!
00:46:29Oh my god, did you see the look on that savage face?
00:46:32Now, it's time to put the final nail in this girl's coffin.
00:46:39You and Jake Wright have been unmatched.
00:46:40What?
00:46:41No!
00:46:42No!
00:46:43I...
00:46:44No!
00:46:45I'm sorry.
00:46:48You are.
00:46:49You're what?
00:46:50I'm sorry.
00:46:51I'm sorry.
00:46:52That's so much of her.
00:46:54Look.
00:46:55There's no one else.
00:46:56You are.
00:46:57No!
00:46:58Sorry.
00:46:59You and Jake Wright have been unmatched.
00:47:08What?
00:47:10No!
00:47:13True love awaits with your new match, Mitchell Stevens.
00:47:19This can't be happening.
00:47:22Come on, Jake, please make a move.
00:47:25Jake!
00:47:26Lily?
00:47:27I just got a notification we were unmatched on the app.
00:47:31I'll see you then.
00:47:33Tragic as it is, I think it's for the best.
00:47:36Why are you saying that?
00:47:38I'm clearly got some issues, and if I'm being honest,
00:47:41I want a sexier woman who's super intelligent and ready for a real love.
00:47:45Jake, wait!
00:47:49I can't believe him!
00:47:54True love awaits with your new match, Mitchell Stevens.
00:47:58All right, Mitchell Stevens.
00:48:00Get ready to meet the hottest girl you've ever seen.
00:48:12You must be Lily.
00:48:14Might I say, your profile picture does not do that beautiful body justice.
00:48:19All right, damn!
00:48:21So, uh, Mitchell, what is it?
00:48:24What do you do for a living?
00:48:26Isn't it obvious, babe?
00:48:27I get paid, and I get laid.
00:48:29How many?
00:48:30Oh, don't worry.
00:48:31You will.
00:48:32Excuse me?
00:48:33I'm a model, babe.
00:48:35Isn't it obvious?
00:48:36No, it's not.
00:48:38And you already said that.
00:48:39Sorry.
00:48:40I'm just super distracted by that tight pod you're rocking underneath that dress.
00:48:45Can't wait to get that thing off, and on my floor where it belongs.
00:48:48Know what I mean?
00:48:49I think I made a mistake.
00:48:51Hey, wait!
00:48:52I'm going to tell Lily the truth about creating LostSwipe, and if she'll have me, I will treasure
00:49:00her for the rest of my life.
00:49:02I'm coming for you, Lily.
00:49:05Hey, wait!
00:49:06Let go of my arm!
00:49:08Hey, the app hooked us up, babe!
00:49:10We're soulmates meant to be!
00:49:12I don't love you, I love Jake!
00:49:15I love Jake.
00:49:16I love Jake, and I need to go right now.
00:49:22Hey, that's a vest.
00:49:29Get off me, you creep!
00:49:35Jake.
00:49:38No, Jake, wait!
00:49:40Jake.
00:49:42Jake, wait!
00:49:46Pete.
00:49:47It's not what it seems.
00:49:49Really?
00:49:50Really, because I just watched you kiss another man that wasn't even on our seventh day.
00:49:55Please let me explain!
00:49:56Oh, there's nothing to explain.
00:49:58You got cheated on me on your asshole, boy, for now you're cheating on me.
00:50:04We were unmatched.
00:50:06I called you, and you broke it off.
00:50:09You humiliated me.
00:50:11Stop lying to me, Lily.
00:50:13I want us to be honest with each other, but you're lying.
00:50:16Back to my face.
00:50:18I'm not lying to you.
00:50:26Love's wife matched me with that stupid, mean head.
00:50:29I only went out with him to get back at you.
00:50:32And when I saw him,
00:50:34when he kissed me,
00:50:38I realized the only person I wanted to kiss was you.
00:50:42Please, you have to believe me.
00:50:48So didn't all that happen today?
00:50:52That I called you,
00:50:54and we were unmatched, and I broke up with you.
00:50:56Why did I lie about that?
00:50:58It's not safe.
00:50:59We gotta go, Lily.
00:51:01Jake, you're staring at me.
00:51:03What do you mean it's not safe?
00:51:03If you trust me, we need to go right now.
00:51:05Okay.
00:51:07It's not hard.
00:51:12This is my parents, Kevin.
00:51:15They moved overseas, so it's all mine now.
00:51:18I come here when I want to get away from everything.
00:51:20I don't understand why it's safe here.
00:51:25No cell phone service.
00:51:27No internet.
00:51:29It's just us here.
00:51:32Okay, Jake, I need you to explain.
00:51:35Why are we safe in a cabin in the woods?
00:51:37Please don't make me regret this.
00:51:38Do you remember my ex-girlfriend I told you about?
00:51:46Elise?
00:51:48Yeah?
00:51:50There's something I need to tell you.
00:51:54The day I broke up with her.
00:51:59It's you.
00:52:00I will kill!
00:52:01I will destroy you, Jake Rice!
00:52:05I didn't mean to hurt her.
00:52:06What she said.
00:52:11I'm afraid she's capable of doing.
00:52:16It's the only place I feel like her.
00:52:19Safe.
00:52:21I'm so sorry that happened to you.
00:52:25She sounds unwell.
00:52:30Wow.
00:52:33You look so beautiful.
00:52:35You look very, Jake.
00:52:43You don't know how much I wish this was our seventh date.
00:52:48Do you mind getting wet?
00:52:51What's that supposed to mean?
00:52:54Come with me.
00:52:55I'm sure.
00:52:55It's been a crazy day.
00:53:17I'm thankful you're here.
00:53:18Me too.
00:53:22Jake, I feel safe when I'm with you.
00:53:27Yeah, on the seventh date,
00:53:31Love Swipe gives Gobbles the option to...
00:53:37To what?
00:53:40Be with each other.
00:53:48We'll have Love Swipe says soon.
00:54:10Even though I moved to it.
00:54:12It was all in vain.
00:54:26This.
00:54:27Innes.
00:54:28No!
00:54:29No!
00:54:30I am going to win Jake back.
00:54:34Even if it means I need to get rid of Lily Nibloch once and for all.
00:54:49Last night was...
00:54:51Yeah.
00:55:04We should be getting our notification for our last date.
00:55:08If anything happens, just come to my place and do it together.
00:55:14Don't worry about me.
00:55:16Nothing can keep me from you, not even your crazy ex-girlfriend.
00:55:32Okay.
00:55:34You want him? Come and get him!
00:55:53Long guard, bitch.
00:55:57To love.
00:55:58And to love swiped.
00:56:00Meet Jake for a private rendezvous in the wine lounge at your favorite bar.
00:56:09Well, the app is having us do our final date in the wine lounge.
00:56:13It's where our first date was. It's so sweet.
00:56:16Be careful, Lily. His ex-cell's crazy.
00:56:19Want me to walk you back?
00:56:20You guys need to call now.
00:56:21I-
00:56:22I'm about to have another amazing night with the man in my dreams.
00:56:25I'm about to have another amazing night with the man in my dreams.
00:56:50Nice to meet you both of our disguises.
00:56:53I'm Jake, by the way.
00:56:55Tim.
00:56:56Tim.
00:56:57Tanya.
00:56:58You hurt my best friend. I'll chop off your balls.
00:57:01I think she had enough hurt for one month, don't you think?
00:57:02You're shy.
00:57:03Have you seen Lily?
00:57:04Last week I said I was supposed to meet her at her apartment, but she's not there.
00:57:08it just told her to meet you for a private dinner at the wine lounge.
00:57:11She said that's where you two had your first date.
00:57:13I was supposed to meet her at my house.
00:57:16Oh, no, I'm scared.
00:57:17It's so weird.
00:57:18Do you think we have another life?
00:57:19Who are you?
00:57:20I'm sure I'm sorry, you're sorry.
00:57:21I'm sorry.
00:57:22You are sorry.
00:57:23There's so much trouble.
00:57:24What's your problem?
00:57:25I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:57:26No problem, you're no problem.
00:57:27No problem.
00:57:28No problem.
00:57:29The sevens.
00:57:30You're probably going in.
00:57:31Have you seen Lily?
00:57:32I got my friend.
00:57:33You got your first date.
00:57:39LULI!
00:57:55Police.
00:57:57It was you.
00:57:59So it was you.
00:58:06Where are you, police?
00:58:09My cabin.
00:58:14LULI.
00:58:16You made me hurt her.
00:58:26I don't want to hurt you. I just want to shake back.
00:58:30But then he fell for you.
00:58:32I couldn't have that.
00:58:34He never loved you.
00:58:35Do you even know who I am?
00:58:38His crazy ex-girlfriend?
00:58:41I was his partner.
00:58:43His closest collaborator.
00:58:45On behalf of the man I love.
00:58:47Oh!
00:58:49Oh, you still don't get it to me, you little slut!
00:58:52Jake and I are active.
00:58:54Jake is the creator of the police!
00:58:56Let us go, please!
00:59:00I don't think so, Jake.
00:59:01Dustin!
00:59:03Jake, don't embarrass yourself.
00:59:04We all know you're a computer nerd who can't fight!
00:59:09That's why I brought backup!
00:59:11Jake, cut this asshole!
00:59:18You should know not to hit girls.
00:59:19Some guys only learn the hard way.
00:59:28Jake, you came to me.
00:59:30Of course I did.
00:59:32You marry a girl.
00:59:36Not so fast!
00:59:37Step away from her, Jake.
00:59:42Please, don't do this, please.
00:59:44You don't get to tell me what I can do!
00:59:46Now step!
00:59:48Okay.
00:59:50Okay.
00:59:51Now here's what's gonna happen, Jake.
00:59:59I'm gonna give you to the count of three.
01:00:02To tell Lily here how you've been lying to her your entire relationship.
01:00:07Or...
01:00:09I'm gonna put a hole in her head.
01:00:13Got it?
01:00:15One.
01:00:16Jake, what is she saying?
01:00:19Two!
01:00:20Jake!
01:00:22Three!
01:00:24Wait!
01:00:27Okay.
01:00:28Please.
01:00:29Let's have it.
01:00:31Enjoy with me, Jake!
01:00:33Promise.
01:00:36She's right.
01:00:39Belize and I weren't just a couple.
01:00:41We collaborated.
01:00:43We made...
01:00:45Dating apps together.
01:00:47Last month, we created...
01:00:49Our greatest achievement yet.
01:00:50Our greatest achievement yet.
01:00:52Love Swipe.
01:00:55I created the app that we've been using this entire time.
01:00:58So you...
01:01:00You lied to me?
01:01:02Yes.
01:01:03Yes.
01:01:04You manipulated me?
01:01:05Yes.
01:01:06You manipulated me?
01:01:07Yes.
01:01:09But that doesn't matter now.
01:01:10Because over the last week, I've realized something even more important.
01:01:13I don't love you, Lily.
01:01:14I thought...
01:01:15The app was gonna change my life.
01:01:16Show me how to find your love.
01:01:17Show me how to find your love.
01:01:18I trusted...
01:01:19But we created Belize.
01:01:20But I was wrong.
01:01:21I don't care that we didn't match.
01:01:22I mastered you.
01:01:23Before we even had the idea.
01:01:24For the last time.
01:01:25You're my best friend.
01:01:26My confidant.
01:01:27My lover.
01:01:28You are a...
01:01:29You are a...
01:01:30Brilliance.
01:01:31You're my best friend.
01:01:32My confidant.
01:01:33My lover.
01:01:34You are a...
01:01:35You are a...
01:01:36Brilliance.
01:01:37You are a...
01:01:38You are a...
01:01:39Beautiful.
01:01:40And powerful woman.
01:01:42I need to tell you something that...
01:01:44I've been afraid to say I'm doing now.
01:01:45I don't care that we didn't match.
01:01:48I mastered you.
01:01:49You...
01:01:50I mastered you.
01:01:51Before we even had the idea.
01:01:52For the last time.
01:01:53You're my best friend.
01:01:55My confidant.
01:01:56My lover.
01:01:57You are a...
01:01:58Brilliant.
01:01:59Beautiful.
01:02:00And powerful woman.
01:02:03I need to tell you something that...
01:02:04I've been afraid to say up until now.
01:02:05I am not now.
01:02:06Call me. And then I'm yours.
01:02:09I'm sorry. I did it again.
01:02:13Freeze! He ain't going to see the-
01:02:29No! I'll kill you, Jake Rice! You are a liar and a monster!
01:02:35How could you? How could you do this to me? I still love you!
01:02:41Jake.
01:02:43Love me. I'm sorry. I'm sorry I lied to you.
01:02:49I just needed to trust it happened in my heart.
01:02:54If you can forgive me, I'll spend the rest of my life making it up to you.
01:03:00I am. I love you.
01:03:06Jake, Jake.
01:03:08Jake.
01:03:10I love you.
01:03:20Oh, there he is!
01:03:22Cheers, Jake!
01:03:24Thanks for coming everybody.
01:03:26I helped create this app because I believe everyone deserves to find your love.
01:03:34I used Love Swipe.
01:03:38And for the first time in my life, I found true, undying love.
01:03:49And so...
01:03:57I'll link in a book.
01:03:59Will you do me great honor?
01:04:01Feed my wife.
01:04:09Yes.
01:04:11Yes, take my- my Mr. Right. I will marry you.
01:04:19Can you make it make sense?
01:04:29Can you make it make sense?
01:04:31How a heart can learn with joy?
01:04:34Who once felt like a strain left alive?
01:04:38Believe in your plans!
01:04:40What?
01:04:42Who I am good at?
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