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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about an email from a listener who found his mother-in-law on OnlyFans and wants to know how to handle the situation. Then, another listener shared his mom's OnlyFans account with us.
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00:00This new board game is hard.
00:01What is the game?
00:02You have to match the 5-hour energy holiday flavor with their holiday.
00:06You're an idiot.
00:08Pumpkin Spice, Halloween.
00:10Cranberry Lime, Thanksgiving.
00:12Gingerbread Sap, Christmas.
00:14Are you a wizard?
00:24So this guy...
00:25I almost said his name.
00:27Don't.
00:28Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:29Don't, don't, don't.
00:30It was right on my list.
00:31You haven't done that in a long time.
00:32Well, they put it.
00:33It's right there sometimes, you know?
00:35Yeah.
00:36And...
00:37What?
00:38No, I won't say it.
00:39No, okay, what?
00:40He's got a name just like someone else on the show.
00:43That's all I'll say.
00:44So that...
00:45Okay.
00:46That leaves a lot of...
00:47Okay.
00:48Okay.
00:49A lot of options.
00:50All right.
00:51Why do these things happen to me, he says.
00:53A friend of mine clued me in to an OnlyFans page he'd stumbled upon.
01:00Oh, yes.
01:01He didn't tell me why.
01:02He just sent me a text saying, you have to go check this out.
01:06Okay.
01:07This is something Chuck would do.
01:08Yes, but I would hope that it wasn't involved anyone.
01:12Since...
01:13I don't know anyone.
01:14You can visit the front page of an OnlyFans page.
01:17Mm-hmm.
01:18And see what the owner of the page looks like.
01:21I did.
01:22Yes.
01:23And to my shock and horror, I recognized the woman immediately.
01:29Yes.
01:30Red lingerie, blondish gray hair.
01:33Uh-oh.
01:34A smile I've seen a million times.
01:37The name was obviously fake, guys, but there's no mistaking.
01:40It's my aunt.
01:41It's my mother-in-law.
01:42Oh, my goodness gracious.
01:46My buddy knew exactly who she was as he'd met her several times when she was visiting.
01:51So he's like into stuff like Jason.
01:54I know you had me a blondish gray hair.
01:57Red lingerie.
01:59Yeah.
02:00You couldn't hear me, but I went...
02:01Oh.
02:02Oh, yeah.
02:03It would be wild for Jason to find any of our, like, anyone's mother-in-law or parent.
02:10Oh, my God.
02:12It would be terrible.
02:13I can separate, you know.
02:15I know you can separate, but...
02:17Did they...
02:18Did this person send this information?
02:21He sent the...
02:22So we can...
02:23Oh.
02:24Oh, not to us.
02:25No.
02:26No, he didn't send us...
02:27What a tease!
02:28Okay, Jason wants to see the OnlyFans page.
02:30Send us privately.
02:31Don't we all know?
02:32Jason at DaveAndChuckTheFree.com.
02:33I don't need to see...
02:34No.
02:35You don't?
02:36I really don't.
02:37Oh, my God.
02:38Just imagine.
02:39Red lingerie and a mother-in-law.
02:40I had a mother-in-law.
02:41We're always trying to get to the bottom of stuff.
02:43You don't always need to see everybody nude.
02:46So does he want to know if he should say something?
02:48Well, this is what he's asking.
02:49A couple of things.
02:50Just see.
02:51A couple of things.
02:53How do I look this woman in the eye?
02:55How do I tell my wife?
02:57Do I tell my wife?
02:58Oh, my God.
02:59If my friend could find the page, it's a relatively sure thing that someone else will.
03:05Do I just let that happen?
03:07Do I keep quiet?
03:08I am so conflicted, guys.
03:10You are the only ones on the planet besides my buddy that know about this right now.
03:16Please help me.
03:17Oh, no.
03:18A lot of other people know too.
03:19Well, yeah, but they don't know his name or anything.
03:21I will say his name is something to do with one of the people on this show.
03:26That does not narrow it down that much.
03:30Well, it's not court.
03:31True.
03:32I've never met another court.
03:33You know?
03:34So he's out.
03:35Yeah.
03:36I don't know.
03:37Well, I shouldn't have said true.
03:38I should have kept it back.
03:39Well, we already know.
03:40Yep.
03:41Unless to guess.
03:42Way down.
03:43Yep.
03:44It just went way down.
03:45I don't know, man.
03:47To me, you just don't say anything.
03:48Number one, I think you're kicking a sort of a beehive when you admit to being on OnlyFans
03:56at all.
03:57Well, someone sent it to him.
03:58I know, but.
03:59You know, a friend.
04:00I know.
04:01Your buddy.
04:02A buddy of yours could send you an OnlyFans page and you, it wouldn't be too crazy.
04:05You know what I mean?
04:06Yeah.
04:07If Jason sent me an OnlyFans page that he found while he was on there, I wouldn't be
04:10like, oh, you pervert.
04:11No, but I mean, I bet there's people, like, you know, there's probably some follows and
04:17stuff that are.
04:18Well, the question is, did you, like, he didn't subscribe.
04:21He didn't go on there.
04:22He just saw her profile.
04:23He doesn't have an OnlyFans account, he says.
04:25He just saw the front page.
04:26Okay.
04:27He just saw that it was her.
04:28Thankfully he didn't look.
04:29I feel like you sub, man.
04:30You sub.
04:31You can't subscribe.
04:32Especially on one of those nice deals.
04:33No.
04:34Would have you had done that to your mother-in-law if you found her page?
04:36Would you have subscribed?
04:37I would never.
04:38I mean, I don't know what I would do.
04:40I mean, obviously I'm not saying anything.
04:42I'm not doing anything.
04:43What?
04:44I think he should talk to his wife, though, about it.
04:47You don't think so?
04:48I would.
04:49I definitely would.
04:50Because you tell each other everything.
04:51That's it.
04:52That's what I was just about to say.
04:53As a partner, you tell each other everything.
04:54Absolutely.
04:55If I found out that Amber had seen my mom on something and didn't tell me, I'd be pissed.
05:02Right.
05:03Because other people know about it, but I don't know about it.
05:05Well, I guess the other thing is, in this day and age, you don't know if someone even
05:12knows that they have, that they are on there.
05:17You know?
05:18What?
05:19Well, let's just say...
05:21Like someone created a Chuck the Freak Only Fans page and you don't even know you're
05:25there in red lingerie.
05:26Dude, I could make...
05:29You give me a picture right now of like you and Jason standing beside each other.
05:33I will make you guys make out.
05:35Fake the account?
05:36Why would that?
05:37Well, no.
05:38I would just want...
05:39No, it's not a fake account.
05:40I would want...
05:41No, but I think that it is...
05:42That would be the reason that I would tell the spouse because I'm like, listen, there's
05:47this thing.
05:48I don't know what's going on.
05:50I don't know if they got hacked and maybe she took a bunch of pictures for her guy.
05:56I love your little nice tale you're spitting here, but it's her.
05:59And I'd be like, your mom's a whore and she's on OnlyFans.
06:01No, don't say it like that.
06:02And you have to talk to her.
06:03Don't say your mom's a whore.
06:04Don't say that.
06:05She is a whore.
06:06No.
06:07She's a blonde.
06:08It's a whore.
06:09Don't say that.
06:10I'm on there.
06:11You just delicately say, you know, this happened.
06:14I found your mom.
06:15And then I would say...
06:16No, you don't say I found your mom.
06:18Or whatever, my friend, however you word it.
06:20Someone saw your mom fingering herself online.
06:22No, don't say that.
06:23Don't listen to Dave.
06:24That makes it worse.
06:25And then you get a good therapist and you send your spouse to that therapist for help.
06:31Okay.
06:32So a listener just texted in saying, it's worse for me.
06:35I found my mother.
06:37Yep.
06:38That's way worse.
06:39After throwing up, I confronted her about it and she just said, why are you looking?
06:45Did you send us her information?
06:48I know.
06:49Check the text.
06:50You can text him if you want.
06:51Text him back.
06:52I can't text him back.
06:53That's right.
06:54I just made that joke.
06:55Please send me your mom's nudes.
06:56Yeah.
06:57That's what Jason, all Jason wants.
06:58Please send me your mom's nudes.
06:59Yeah.
07:00I'm really mad about it.
07:01I'm having a hard time talking about it because I'm upset that we weren't provided the link.
07:04Yeah.
07:05He does like a link.
07:06When there's not a lot of information that we can help you with.
07:08Because it makes it.
07:09You have to just imagine.
07:10To make it real.
07:11It makes you know it's real, you know?
07:13Mm-hmm.
07:14Someone said, well, I'm on there.
07:17And if my children found mine, I'd be mortified.
07:21But I love the attention.
07:24And it's...
07:25So there you go.
07:26You know, like there you go.
07:28That's the end of the day.
07:30So you like the attention more than how your kids feel.
07:32Maybe you're not a whore, but you might be an attention whore.
07:36Mm-hmm.
07:37An attention whore is appropriate.
07:38You know?
07:39And I think there are a lot.
07:45I mean, there's millions of women making the choice right now to put their naked body
07:49on a thing, regardless of whether or not their kids' friends eventually find it.
07:57Right?
07:58Yeah.
07:59It's a known thing.
08:01Like all these MILFs.
08:05They all have kids.
08:06What is Freud?
08:07He is texting people asking for their links.
08:10You are...
08:11What are you doing?
08:12I can see your responses!
08:14I can see your responses!
08:16He's Jason!
08:17Jesus!
08:18He's texting under the table?
08:20Yes!
08:21He's like...
08:22Got the link?
08:23Question mark?
08:24No, I was waiting for you.
08:25He's like a porn dealer.
08:26He's texting under the table.
08:27I was like, I can't wait for Dave to see that.
08:29I've been laughing in here for like five minutes.
08:32Oh my God!
08:33I was like, got a link?
08:35I'll give you some attention.
08:37Yeah!
08:38Jesus!
08:39Oh my God!
08:40You responded to her?
08:41Yes!
08:45Pops right up.
08:46Oh!
08:47No, she's gonna send it.
08:48I know.
08:49She's gonna send it.
08:50It's risky.
08:51Definitely, she'll send it.
08:52This person said something similar happened to me, but it was my brother-in-law.
08:57Very nice.
08:58Only dongs.
09:01Yeah.
09:02Man, that's even weirder too.
09:03Well, that's in that.
09:04Opens up another huge can.
09:05If you saw your brother-in-law's page, would you have...
09:08That's a hell of a page.
09:10What was that?
09:11I don't know.
09:12I don't know.
09:13I just had a lot of noises in the end.
09:16I couldn't get the...
09:21Almost like a teapot.
09:23Like a teapot.
09:27I don't know where that came from.
09:29Wow.
09:31Just his reaction to that hit me right in the...
09:34You've met Eddie.
09:35It'd be a wild page.
09:36It'd be right in the Weezers.
09:37It'd be right in the Weezers.
09:38You've met Eddie.
09:39It'd be a wild page.
09:41It'd be like stunts and nudity.
09:43Yep.
09:45That guy did send his mom's OnlyFans.
09:50He did.
09:51Yeah.
09:53What are you thinking?
09:56Did you look it up?
09:57Yeah.
09:58She's on there.
09:59Very beautiful lady.
10:00Are you serious?
10:01I don't know.
10:04Shall we look it up?
10:05No.
10:06Can I give a review?
10:07Yeah.
10:08Okay.
10:09Oh, hold on.
10:11I don't have it personally.
10:12Yeah, we don't currently.
10:14I don't have it.
10:15There's a million texts.
10:16I can't go back that far.
10:17Oh my God.
10:19Wow.
10:24I don't know how he's going to send it.
10:26He's probably just going to text it or email it to me like he always does.
10:29He's not fast with it though.
10:32He is not.
10:33I know.
10:34It's a lot of letters and stuff.
10:35Yep.
10:36Just copy paste then.
10:37Oh, something went wrong.
10:38Oh, wow.
10:39Dear God.
10:40Copy, paste, send.
10:41Oh boy.
10:42Dave Hunter.
10:45I don't understand.
10:47Oh, well.
10:48Man, it's the longest.
10:50Are you okay?
10:51He's having a hard time concentrating.
10:54I'm losing it today.
10:55Are you okay?
10:56I don't even know how this is happening live on the air.
10:58I should be somewhere else.
11:00I'm losing it.
11:01I should be somewhere else.
11:02Yeah.
11:03I'm losing it.
11:04Okay.
11:05I'm having too much fun.
11:06Oh my.
11:07Wait a second.
11:08There's other social media that I'm trying to attach, but I can't find it at the moment.
11:13So that's the mom.
11:14Click on her.
11:15Can you make it bigger?
11:16Oh yeah.
11:17That's the mom?
11:18That's the mom.
11:19That's the mom.
11:20So that's the thing, you know, like you never know.
11:23Wow.
11:24So she's much younger than I thought.
11:25Well, this is exactly what I thought.
11:26It's probably someone maybe in their fifties that still feels sexy.
11:30Your naughty neighborhood milf.
11:32You know, realizes that there's a market for it.
11:35I sent her other social.
11:38My thanks.
11:40My thanks.
11:41I sent the other social.
11:43Quick work.
11:44Yeah.
11:45Is it graphic?
11:46No, this will just be.
11:47Is it graphic?
11:48Oh, maybe.
11:49I didn't get too deep into it.
11:50Oh, maybe.
11:51I'm still trying to get the other link to work for that person.
11:54That's better.
11:55That's better.
11:56Those are better.
11:57These are getting better.
11:58Those are getting better.
11:59Go to the media tab.
12:00Oh, thank you, Perv.
12:01Mm-hmm.
12:02Perv tips.
12:04Go to the media tab.
12:07Oh, boy, huh?
12:09Oh, boy, huh?
12:11Why'd you send us your mom?
12:13I don't know.
12:14We're seeing your mom.
12:15Is this his mom or the mother-in-law?
12:16No, it's mother-in-law.
12:17Oh, this is the guy who was like, my mom's on it.
12:19Oh, that one guy?
12:20And so he threw up.
12:21He actually sent.
12:22This is his mom.
12:23Oh, gosh.
12:24I'm sorry.
12:25God bless him.
12:26What a team player.
12:27Mom, listen.
12:28Okay, here's the thing, though.
12:29Like, if I knew my mom had those tattoos above her vagina, then I kind of know that my
12:36mom is, that Aerie is on display.
12:40Poor guy threw up.
12:41Tell your mom what's up.
12:42Tell your mom what's up.
12:44Tell your mom what's up.
12:48He needs to go talk to someone.
12:50Yes, Jason does.
12:51I do.
12:52Jason absolutely does.
12:53You and this guy.
12:54Yeah.
12:55I'm jealous.
12:56I'm jealous you came out of that vagina.
12:58I'd crawl right there.
13:00Okay.
13:01All right.
13:02Yep.
13:03Yes.
13:04It's tough.
13:05That chair.
13:06Listen, it's so crazy because you can't even imagine it being your mom.
13:13Your mom.
13:14That's your mom, man.
13:16That's your mom, man.
13:17We're seeing your mom.
13:18I mean, we're not seeing her do everything.
13:20Dad's not involved.
13:21Dad's nowhere to be seen.
13:23Dad had to.
13:24She probably left that.
13:25Oh, wow.
13:27Yeah.
13:28Wow.
13:29Wow.
13:30Wow.
13:31Wow.
13:32That's your mom.
13:33There's no, I mean, there's no nudity on this.
13:36No.
13:37I'm assuming on the only fans there is.
13:39You know what I mean?
13:40It's a wild.
13:41Yeah.
13:42The wild name.
13:4318.
13:44It is.
13:46I'm hungry.
13:47Okay.
13:48All right.
13:49Dear God.
13:50Oh my goodness.
13:51All right.
13:52We'll take a break.
13:53Yeah.
13:54Let's do that.
13:55Jason.
13:56Jason spend more time with over there.
13:58Erin.
13:59Arran.
14:01Hi.
14:06It won't matter.
14:07Everywhere.
14:08Cakes.
14:09And ice creams.
14:12No.
14:13I cobbled chocolate.
14:14I cobbled chocolate.
14:15I cobbled chocolate.
14:16I cobbled chocolate.
14:17I cobbled chocolate.
14:18And chopped.
14:19I double dumped.
14:20I double dumped.
14:21I don't know if they're going to cover it.
14:22Cookies.
14:23I don't think it's going to cover it.
14:24Sweet, sweet cookies.
14:25Did anyone have any sweets?
14:28We did, but I ate them all.
14:30I did not mean to accidentally
14:32give out her page.
14:35Hopefully, it didn't make it on the air.
14:37God knows what that just sounded like.
14:40I don't know. Sorry, I'm unhinged.
14:41I don't know.
14:42I think everybody on YouTube
14:45knows.
14:47Nothing you can do about that
14:51one, Dave.
14:53The genie's out.
14:55He rubbed the bottle three times
14:56as he was trying to say that I'm losing it.
14:59He's just giving out me.
15:00He's definitely lost it.
15:01I lost it years ago.
15:03He did.
15:06There's no question there.
15:07I will openly admit it.
15:10You never expect to send your mom
15:13to a show and then that person
15:15on the show.
15:16Hey, to the mom,
15:19you're welcome.
15:20Oh, yes, of course.
15:21Sorry to the guy, though.
15:24Yeah, I hope I never meet this guy.
15:25No, I don't know.
15:26I don't know anything about him.
15:28We didn't mean to get out of here.
15:29And if there's a dad involved,
15:29I apologize for talking about your wife.
15:32Oh, my goodness.
15:34Wow.
15:34Yeah, let's take a break, please.
15:35If you ever want to reach us,
15:37email at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com.
15:39That's how you do it.
15:40Email at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com.
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