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  • 5 months ago
Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to call-in and share their personal experiences with nosy neighbors and have a few of their own as well.

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00:00Let's put this out there for a little bit.
00:05Just how nosy was your neighbor?
00:071-855-954-6969 if you want to call us and let us know.
00:101-855-954-6969 or text us at 46969.
00:15I told you about that one guy, though.
00:17I don't care if he listens.
00:18Oh, Rick?
00:19Rick.
00:19We call him Rick.
00:20We've called him Rick on the show before.
00:22Oh, yeah.
00:22That's not his name.
00:24Mind your business, Rick.
00:25Mind your business, Rick.
00:26Rick is the guy that would be like,
00:27Oh, you got a light burnt out up there, huh?
00:29Yeah.
00:30Why are you looking, Rick?
00:31We should get it fixed up.
00:33Yeah.
00:33Everything.
00:34You put a lot of garbage out today.
00:36Yeah.
00:36We're going to leave some room for the rest of us.
00:38Yeah.
00:39Rick caught on that I had no time for Rick.
00:42Oh, wow.
00:42Yeah.
00:43Rick hasn't talked to me in a long time.
00:45Good.
00:45See, that's sweet.
00:46It's amazing.
00:46He picked up on it.
00:47Oh, yeah.
00:47Some people don't have that.
00:49No.
00:50Usually, Rick would never pick it up.
00:54Yeah, he'd ramp it up.
00:56Oh.
00:56Rick's ramp.
00:58No, he is totally, must be, because he has just stopped talking to me.
01:02Yeah.
01:03Amazing.
01:03That's good.
01:04That is good.
01:05But I would just be downright rude.
01:06The things we celebrate are funny.
01:09You never talk to you again.
01:11Victory.
01:11Yep.
01:12You did it, Dave.
01:13You did it.
01:14Congratulations.
01:15Incredible.
01:15Incredible.
01:16The old lady who lives behind my parents, this person says, will call my dad at 10 at
01:21night to tell him, oh, you left the lights on in your workshop.
01:26Jesus, old lady.
01:30If she called me, that's like exactly what I said.
01:33Jesus, old lady.
01:35Jesus, old lady.
01:36I like that light on.
01:38Just mind your business.
01:39Yeah.
01:40I don't know.
01:41You have no family, do you?
01:43No.
01:44I see.
01:44If that was the case, I'd have a hard time, even though it would be annoying as F.
01:48Yeah.
01:48I'd have a hard time telling her to go F off.
01:50Well, you want to be sweet.
01:51It's like an old lady.
01:52It's just an old lady.
01:53My whole family's dead.
01:55Oh, my God.
01:56I'll be honest.
01:56I've got nobody.
01:58Yeah.
01:59They burned in a fire due to a light being out.
02:01Oh, my God.
02:02Oh, my God.
02:02Jesus, old lady.
02:03Okay.
02:04I understand why you called now.
02:05Okay.
02:06Sorry, old lady.
02:07All right.
02:08Everybody burned to death.
02:10They're all gone.
02:11I left the light on for them.
02:15Toasted them.
02:16They don't tell you that in those hotel commercials.
02:18No.
02:20And took a dark turn.
02:21I'll turn the light off for you.
02:24I just don't want your family to die in an inferno.
02:26Yeah.
02:27The way mine did.
02:29In front of my eyes.
02:31Extended family.
02:32Still hear the sounds that are screaming.
02:34Oh, my God.
02:35Yeah, I hear it.
02:36That's why I called you.
02:37Yeah.
02:38This person texted in.
02:39When we first moved into our house,
02:41our 75-year-old neighbor came over uninvited to our pool party.
02:46Pool party.
02:46And an American flag speedo.
02:50Oh, no.
02:52God bless the USA.
02:54Oh, no.
02:56You knew you made a bad choice.
02:58Yeah.
02:58What do you do?
02:59Like, you just tell them to leave, right?
03:01Yeah, you have to tell them to leave.
03:03Of course you tell them to leave.
03:05Chuck.
03:05A 75-year-old guy shows up to your house in your backyard in an American flag speedo.
03:11You just let him swim with your family?
03:12No.
03:13I don't know what you do.
03:14I honestly don't know.
03:15But I don't know what you do.
03:18You blast the national anthem and you get that man a beer.
03:21That's what you do.
03:22Yeah.
03:23That's James when he's old.
03:24He's going to party.
03:25Have you offered to cook me a burger or something, you know?
03:28Yeah.
03:29I just keep picturing Lisa asking him to leave.
03:30Honestly, you don't know what I would do.
03:33I honestly don't.
03:34Like, what would you say, Lisa?
03:35Would you say, I'm sorry, you have to go?
03:37Yeah.
03:37Well, yeah.
03:38Yeah, it's a private property.
03:39Just you have to go.
03:40I don't know you.
03:41Lisa's got, like, a fruity drink.
03:41What are you doing here?
03:42She's like, oh, Jesus Christ.
03:43There's an old man crashing the pool party.
03:45This is what I thought was going to happen.
03:49I'll take care of this.
03:50I'm going to be furious.
03:51I don't know.
03:52I just wouldn't.
03:52I get furious when someone knocks at my door.
03:54Can you imagine how I'd react?
03:55Oh, no.
03:56I just don't even know what I would do.
03:58Because I think about the fact that I would know them.
04:01That I would be like, I would assume that I would know them.
04:04You don't know them, though.
04:06You don't know them.
04:06Oh, so this is brand new.
04:07They just moved in.
04:08And this guy just showed up uninvited.
04:11No.
04:11Yeah.
04:12And you let him there the first time.
04:13Who's always going to be in your pool?
04:14You're right.
04:15You get your American flag Speedo and you get out of here.
04:19When we first moved into our house, when we got a pool, the kids invited this one kid
04:24down the street who they'd never met.
04:25Hey, you want to come for a swim?
04:26Yeah.
04:27So we came for a swim.
04:29Well, every day for like two weeks, I'd be swimming and I'd pop my head out of the
04:33pool.
04:33That kid would be standing there.
04:34Scared the hell out of me.
04:35It was like child's play.
04:36That is scary.
04:36What you doing, neighbor?
04:38Hey, just thought I'd come pop in for a little swim.
04:41And that's it.
04:42And I'd be like, hey, bud, no.
04:43The kids are inside.
04:44They're not swimming right now.
04:46That's okay.
04:46I got my water wings.
04:48I'm good.
04:49Just do it solo.
04:50I was fine saying, you got to go.
04:53You got to go, little dude.
04:53I'll just call you Dave.
04:55Yeah, nope.
04:55You can't call me Dave and you got to go.
04:57That's bad parenting.
04:57You mind if I get into the kitchen?
04:59Yeah, I got to be honest.
05:00A little bit hungry, sort of parched.
05:03I want to swim first because I don't want cramps.
05:05Exactly.
05:06And then I'd have to wait a half an hour.
05:07Unless you don't mind me just coming inside for half an hour.
05:11Just waiting it out.
05:13Making sure the cramps are going.
05:15I'm sure I can go downstairs.
05:16Find out, watch a movie.
05:18Do something cool.
05:20Make some popcorn.
05:21Something.
05:22Relax.
05:23I hope you don't mind.
05:26But the one time when I breached the surface of the water and he was right, I did scream
05:29like, Jesus!
05:30What's this spot, Dave?
05:31No, it's not Jesus.
05:32It's just Trevor from down the street.
05:35I'm friends with your kids, sort of pseudo friends.
05:38More like they just invited me over one time on a whim.
05:42And now I'm just here hanging out.
05:43So maybe me and you could be friends.
05:46You want to swim in partner?
05:48Can you teach me to swim?
05:49Nope.
05:51Gotta go, little unnamed dude.
05:55I couldn't have possibly.
05:57Yeah, you did.
05:59That was like a lottery.
06:01Huh.
06:03Well.
06:04Sir, you got my name.
06:06You figured it out.
06:06Oh, jeez, you were under there for a while.
06:07I thought you might have drowned.
06:09So I'm glad you breached.
06:11Yeah, exactly.
06:11I was thinking of diving in or just calling the authorities.
06:14But you know, my wife is so nice.
06:16She's like, oh, why didn't you let him swim?
06:17I'm like, I'm not supervising a strange kid.
06:20This is my pool time.
06:21You gotta be like, get out of here.
06:23Mr. Dave, Mr. Dave, can you please teach me how to swim?
06:26Just hold me by my belly.
06:28And just let me float around in a circle around you.
06:31The worst would be.
06:32Mr. Dave touched me.
06:33Yeah.
06:34Yeah.
06:34He invited me into this pool and he touched me.
06:36Get out of here.
06:37Yeah, go on, get.
06:38Yep.
06:39Yep.
06:39Yep.
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