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00:00Skin, face, free-range cosmetics, break out of your cage.
00:10Tuki here.
00:11Once again, it's time to spill all the hottest St. Dom's tea.
00:15Last week's poll results were loud and clear.
00:17You all want to know about our shiny new transfer student, Yumiko Kawamoto.
00:22She's made a name for herself by shredding former student council member and current
00:26house pet, Mary Davis.
00:27Now, I know what you guys are thinking.
00:29Tuki, this tea is just lukewarm.
00:32What the hell are you doing?
00:33Well, well, well, what you guys don't know is that Mary is a filthy cheat who lied her
00:38way onto student council.
00:41And you guys know what I say.
00:42Bad karma, bad skin.
00:45That's why you need to use the most ethical brand of makeup with free-range cosmetics.
00:53No animal testing, cruelty-free.
00:55The Gambler's Anonymous Spring Ruffle is still selling tickets.
01:00Here we go, a Suki exclusive.
01:05Nice try, house pet.
01:07Fuck off, Suki.
01:08I'm sorry.
01:09Is that fur?
01:12Oh.
01:13Okay, Canal Street DeVille.
01:14Posing as an animal killer is even worse.
01:16You know, Kira's really upset with you.
01:22How's it feel to be 86th?
01:2586th?
01:26You can't do that.
01:27We just did, bitch.
01:28Eight miles out from the casino and six feet deep.
01:32Nobody embarrasses Kira and lives to tell the tale.
01:36Boop.
01:37Toodles.
01:37Oh, I can be the one that I want.
01:50Ryo Slash!
01:54Blackjack!
01:58Big Owl!
02:00Becky, you might have the cards with the blood on your bandaged finger.
02:05How did you know?
02:06Oh, don't worry.
02:07I went ahead and marked the rest so you can enjoy the game as I do.
02:16Rock, paper, scissors!
02:19It was fun.
02:30Well played.
02:33I didn't see you watching.
02:35Call me Big Sister.
02:36It usually takes time for a new fish to acclimatize to the tank, but you're swimming with the best of them.
02:42I know you haven't been assigned a house yet.
02:45House?
02:47Spade Heart Club Diamond.
02:49Your house is your family.
02:51And some families are better than others.
02:53Some of the most influential people who have come out of Spade House were winners.
03:02I'm offering you a spot.
03:03That's very kind of you.
03:03But I'm not ready to choose a house yet.
03:13I guess I'm just a joker card.
03:16So you're on your own.
03:23Good luck with that.
03:27Good luck with that.
03:29I am still not over what I just saw.
03:47This Yumiko does not support other women.
04:02Power to Kira, the unbothered queen.
04:04And mother is mothering with that fierce blue lip.
04:07Which, by the way, you can recreate her look with the perfect dupe from Free Range Cosmetics.
04:11Plump and shine and pissable cobalt.
04:17What do you think, Kira?
04:19I haven't thought about it at all.
04:22But if you post it, I'd say more power to Kira.
04:25Slay, Mother Contress.
04:26I love you so much.
04:28Honestly, guys, I don't know who this new girl thinks she is.
04:31Let's find out.
04:34I think you should break the ice with Yumiko.
04:39You could borrow my lucky ice pick.
04:40Maybe later, Dory.
04:46Hey, I'll go.
04:47Wait, wait, wait.
04:47Over here.
04:51Oh, my God.
04:53No way.
05:02You've got to be kidding me.
05:06You've got something to say to me?
05:19Fuck you.
05:25I'm all in.
05:26This is technically your money, though, right?
05:29I gave it to you.
05:30So are you risking it?
05:32Or not?
05:34You know what?
05:43Hold.
05:44Hey!
05:46Mary!
05:48Did you see...
05:48I'm your house pet, remember?
06:01I need your permission.
06:04Not my permission.
06:06You're pathetic, you know that?
06:12Because he refuses to humiliate you?
06:14Well, that's too late.
06:15Everyone knows that Ryan's a loser.
06:18And that makes me fair game.
06:20Because the only thing worse than being a house pet
06:21is having a loser for an owner.
06:23She may be a cheat with thrift shop taste,
06:26but honestly, she's not wrong here.
06:28All right.
06:29I'm going to be real with you, honey.
06:31First impression, it's giving.
06:34I'm grateful.
06:35But I'm willing to give you another chance.
06:38So what do you say to a little game?
06:42A icebreaker.
06:45That sounds fun.
06:49Shake on it?
06:50Beautiful nail beds.
06:58Oh, back off, Suki.
06:59Keep your house pet on a tighter leash, Ryan.
07:02Gosh!
07:04That's how you want me to treat you?
07:05Shut up.
07:06Hey, you can't play Suki.
07:08But we should go on it.
07:09He's top five on the leaderboard.
07:11Yeah, Ryan's right.
07:12Who's going to bury you?
07:14I'll make popcorn.
07:15That's not what I meant.
07:16You just got here.
07:17You don't start with student council.
07:18Mary was student council.
07:20I beat her.
07:22That was a fluke.
07:24I never turned down a challenge, Ryan.
07:26It's just money.
07:27It's not.
07:27No, Suki.
07:29What do you mean?
07:30He cheats.
07:32Just like everyone else here cheats.
07:33Student council, most of all.
07:35They're a bunch of hypocrites.
07:36And that's why Kira got Suki to 86 me.
07:39I can't expose him if no one believes a word I say.
07:42So how does Suki cheat?
07:43Icebreaker is a stress test.
07:49Suki digs up your deepest shame online, and then he twists the conversation with marked
07:53cards to break you in front of the whole school.
07:58And if he finds nothing?
08:00Everyone has secrets.
08:01Whatever Suki digs up, he will use.
08:05And he's never lost.
08:06Good thing I have no secrets for him to find.
08:13Yuka.
08:17Where is she going?
08:19Damn.
08:22Yui-chan!
08:23Kakurembo shiokka!
08:24Kakurembo, Kakurembo!
08:26Oite!
08:27Sizu, you know what?
08:32Please, you don't understand.
08:34It's safe, we promise.
08:36We just need some more time.
08:38No more games!
08:39I want the truth.
08:41We've made our decision.
08:43We've made a mistake.
08:45I'll be back.
08:46I'll be back.
08:46I'll be back.
09:11A few days later, I'll come back to you.
09:17I'll tell you what you've heard of河本さん.
09:20I want to go together.
09:24Then...
09:26I'll leave you alone.
09:28The鏡側 came out.
09:30I'll take you home.
09:32The鏡側 came out.
09:39It's okay.
09:41It's okay.
09:42I'll come back to you.
09:44It's okay.
09:49It's okay.
10:03I'll take you home.
10:05I'll take you home.
10:06Saraniel is not right.
10:08The鏡側 came up I Usually.
10:14S Netherified by Julian.
10:20His witge is true.
10:23The鏡'
10:28The鏡 aguinal verge
10:30What are you doing here?
10:36Oh my...
10:38Um, looking at books.
10:43Right.
10:44Yeah.
10:45Makes sense.
10:46Sorry, it's just no one ever comes in here.
10:50Let me guess, you're planning on bringing down student council of tragic picture day blackmail?
10:58Spade House?
11:00My dad was in Spade House.
11:06In your legacy, you don't get a choice.
11:09Heard you turned down Kira's offer.
11:14Interesting.
11:15You could have gone full Trojan horse.
11:18Why would I do that?
11:22Hmm.
11:24Now everyone knows you can't be bought.
11:26If you can say no, then so can they. That's better than a lapel pin.
11:33Except now, uh, Kira's sicked Suki on you.
11:37Hmm.
11:39Better delete any old post you don't want him finding.
11:41Social media's a lie.
11:43Tell me about it.
11:43You stimming her or something?
11:52Deciding if I could trust you.
11:57You're letting a coin decide whether or not you trust me?
11:59This is not a coin.
12:03What's it say?
12:05Kakekuru-i.
12:07Means compulsive gambler.
12:09We should put that on her school crest.
12:10I need a favor.
12:24Suki may find something I need kept secret.
12:30Family shit?
12:30My parents died in a car accident when I was six, so...
12:40I would prefer not to relive it.
12:53I'll help you.
12:56Really?
12:57Someone's got to take Suki down.
13:09I'm sorry about your parents.
13:14Yeah.
13:15So am I.
13:27So good, I see.
13:38Yes, the recital is next week, remember?
13:44Oh, and Chad is coming over later to help me practice my fingering.
13:48Does Chad know you're talking about the clarinet?
13:50Why?
13:51Oh my god.
13:52Ooh, candy.
13:56Oh, you'd hate it.
13:59Japanese tomato chocolate.
14:02Huh.
14:03Suki's right.
14:04You must be an only child.
14:07Suki?
14:08Yeah.
14:09He dropped by earlier.
14:12You invited Suki in here?
14:14Yeah.
14:15I mean, he's not a monster.
14:16He gave me some free samples, because my lips get so chapped, and he gave me some great tips
14:21on how to master my stage presence.
14:23Quick, pretend like I'm talking to you.
14:41Jesus Christ.
14:42You are talking to me, unfortunately.
14:43Stand, stand for a second, okay?
14:44Is that an order?
14:45Yes, yes, yes.
14:46It's just...
14:47If you're going to order me, then order me?
14:50Sell it?
14:51I'm ordering you.
14:53Wow.
14:54I respected you more as my footstool.
14:58Oh.
14:59So that's why you're wetting yourself.
15:01What?
15:02You down bad for the new girl?
15:05What do you even know about her?
15:09No, she stuck her neck off of me when she didn't have to.
15:12Just more than most people around here.
15:14You wake up.
15:21You wake up.
15:23You wake up.
15:27How is our secret project going?
15:33I was expelled for cheating on an example.
15:35You asked for dirt.
15:39Something Suki wouldn't be able to resist.
15:41Okay, I never cheat.
15:41It should be more scandalous.
15:43Perhaps I sold ketamine?
15:45So cheating on an exam is out, but drugs are fine?
15:50Keep working on it.
15:52First draft, worst draft.
15:56I wonder how many drafts it took Suki to become Suki.
15:58Still time to drop out.
16:10Noah's going to think less of you.
16:12Yes, they will.
16:13This is Icebreaker.
16:14The goal is to keep your heart rate down while your opponent reads to you for filth.
16:18Are you worried people will find out your mom sells feet pics?
16:22Oops.
16:22I guess everybody knows now.
16:24Shut your mouth.
16:25Looks like little Kitty needs to be D-1.
16:27You're up.
16:37Wish me luck.
16:39Good luck.
16:41Oh, I will not.
16:53Ready to play Icebreaker?
16:55Just excited to get to know you.
16:58Well, you better calm the fuck down, then.
17:02Heart rate monitor.
17:06We draw cards in turn.
17:08You have 30 seconds to ask questions based on the prompt.
17:11Your heart rate goes over 85 BPM.
17:13You lose.
17:13Lower resting heart rate draws first.
17:15That's me.
17:16I heard you were poking around the school library.
17:30I have eyes everywhere.
17:33What were you looking for?
17:36Some kindling for your next arson?
17:40Isn't that how you got kicked out of your last school?
17:43Let's see the receipts.
17:45You burned your old school to the ground.
17:52Ten seconds.
17:54It was never proven.
17:55But if I did it, they had it coming.
18:01That's time.
18:09You're a legacy student, right?
18:11I'm self-made.
18:12But you are related to Ray Hennessy, St. Dominic's 25-meter rapid-fire pistol champ.
18:16Look who came to play.
18:18Going straight for the dead relative.
18:22Dad.
18:23Uncle Ray.
18:24Mom's older brother.
18:25Died before I was born.
18:27Hunting accident.
18:28Karma's a bitch.
18:30That's time.
18:31Missing something?
18:45Clearly this little thing means something to you.
18:51I'm happy to add it to the pot.
18:54Betting for money is so boring, don't you think?
18:58But I'm going to need something in return.
19:01Something money can't buy.
19:13Beautiful, aren't they?
19:15Everyone ripped off a player I defeated.
19:19This one was a bleeder, French manicure, boyfriend watches too much porn, he bites his nails, or...
19:26He used to.
19:29They say eyes are the windows to the soul.
19:34I think these tell you more about a person.
19:37And I want to know you.
19:40You make up.
19:40I'll bet you your chip.
19:44But if I win...
19:46I want your fingernails.
19:54I accept your conditions.
19:56You're welcome.
19:57Wish I could say I'll make it quick, but I can't risk breaking them.
20:00It's such a sensitive area.
20:05I have to admit.
20:07To play with stakes like this so much on the line.
20:12Gets my heart racing.
20:13Wow.
20:17You're kind of a freak, huh?
20:20Whatever gets me those nails.
20:22And since you're so family-oriented...
20:26Let's talk about your parents.
20:31Are they poor?
20:31Did they abandon you?
20:40No.
20:42Are they dead?
20:43I got your blood pumping.
20:51You know the pain gets worse after the nails are removed.
20:58And every time you use your hands, they'll bleed.
21:00And you'll think of me.
21:03Orphan girl.
21:05Ten seconds.
21:06How did they die?
21:07Was it of shame?
21:10I bet...
21:13It was your fault.
21:16Time.
21:35And I bet...
21:40That by the end of this game...
21:43You will lose all your followers.
21:50$5,000!
21:52Any takers?
21:53Can she do that?
21:55She just did.
21:57I'll take that bet.
21:58Because I'd never unfollow Suki.
21:59You want a bet?
22:01Yeah, put me down.
22:03Me too.
22:03Put 10k on this bet.
22:05Can you hold on to this?
22:07Yeah, she'll take care of me too.
22:11Hey, Rina.
22:14I need a loan.
22:15One pile right here, thank you.
22:17I could.
22:19But I'm not gonna.
22:20Suki's never gonna lose all his followers as a good bet.
22:22You're not.
22:23I don't lend to anyone who's been 86.
22:26Toots.
22:29Hey.
22:30You're Rina's house pet, right?
22:32I heard he came into some buns recently.
22:35Tell your owner he can't dodge me forever.
22:40Hey, the game's still happening here, bitch.
22:43It's your turn.
22:44You keep asking who I am.
22:52Maybe we should be asking who is Suki?
22:59Alphashan here, just bagged my biggest fuck ever.
23:07I shot it straight through the neck.
23:09Followed the trail to the bled out.
23:11This rack is going to my trophy room.
23:14Oh, you love a makeover.
23:18Before you were vegan and cruelty free, you were Alphashan killing animals for life.
23:22It's faux.
23:23I thought faux was worse.
23:24All right, guys.
23:25You've dropped off in the carcass.
23:26Now let's gut this puppy.
23:30That is not fake.
23:33You thought you deleted your past.
23:44But we both know, Suki.
23:48Nothing on the internet is ever truly gone.
23:52Delete my accounts.
23:55But your followers do it!
23:57Be sex!
23:57I win!
24:00Oh, no!
24:02Beautiful, nail back.
24:04Oh, my God!
24:06You ugly bitches!
24:07Don't look at me!
24:09It's okay.
24:10All right.
24:12All right.
24:13I found it.
24:14I found this under the table.
24:20No problem.
24:34Did that just happen?
24:37Okay.
24:37Okay.
24:38Okay.
24:39No problem.
24:48How are we going to spend this?
24:50There'll be a new scandal tomorrow.
24:54In fact, I guarantee it.
24:56Did you know that Kylie's abdominal surgery was really a Brazilian butt lift?
25:01Is that true?
25:03It sounds true.
25:05Which is what matters.
25:10Alpha Sean.
25:12What a blast from the past.
25:14Yeah, I thought I had buried him.
25:15Not deep enough, apparently.
25:20I am very disappointed in you, Suki.
25:23I know I let you down.
25:24It will never happen again, Kira.
25:27You understand the court of public opinion better than anyone at this school.
25:31How will it look if I allow you to remain on student council after you've been revealed
25:35as a fraud?
25:36Alpha Sean was the fraud.
25:37He was just makeup and war paint and knee-length cargo shorts.
25:41This, this Suki in front of you, this is the real me.
25:45Bear.
25:47You were the first person who saw that.
25:48You made me real.
25:55I've always had a soft spot for you, Suki.
25:57That's what makes this so hard.
26:07I have a legacy to uphold.
26:16Oh, wow.
26:18Your side betting thing has got the whole school in its show cold.
26:21St. Dorm's a wild card strikes again.
26:24That reminds me, I still need to join a house.
26:26Oh, yeah, which one?
26:28What house are you in?
26:33Hard house it is.
26:34I'm also in the hard house.
26:36Is that a man cares?
26:41Oh, uh, excuse me, excuse me.
26:44I have a class to get to.
26:46I'll see you guys in a bit.
26:48Class!
26:51So, do you think you'll ever make a run for student council again?
26:54I'm a house pet.
26:57I have a better chance at winning the lottery than getting back on student council.
27:02I don't know.
27:04Having seen you in action, I'd bet on you.
27:07No.
27:19I don't know.
27:26Okay.
27:26Okay.
27:27Wait.
27:28No.
27:29No.
27:30No.
27:31No.
27:32No.
27:33No.
27:34No.
27:35No.
27:36No.
27:37Oh.
27:38Oh.
27:39Oh.
27:40No.
27:41Oh.
27:42No.
27:43Oh.
27:44No.
27:45Oh.
27:46Oh.
27:47Oh.
27:48Oh.
27:49Just.
27:50Just.
27:51Take it, brother!
27:56Congrats on your wins, plural.
28:01Thank you for your help.
28:03You know, you've kind of turned me into a bookie.
28:07I'm sorry, I know you hate gambling.
28:09I never said I hated gambling, I said I don't gamble.
28:11There's a difference.
28:13I like your style.
28:17Hmm.
28:18But I, uh, I looked you up, Yumiko Kawamoto,
28:22and I couldn't find anything on you.
28:26Like, you don't exist.
28:28Strange.
28:30More like suspicious.
28:34Yeah.
28:35Ray Hennessy, huh?
28:37Hmm.
28:38Pretty, uh, specific question to ask Suki.
28:42Yes.
28:43It was.
28:49What's that all about?
28:51Yes.
28:54Attention St. Dominic's Prayer.
28:56It is with a heavy heart that I must announce the unexpected passing of our dear friend Suki.
29:05Gone too soon.
29:08But never forgotten.
29:12Well, that's it for today.
29:13Love and kisses.
29:14And remember, break free from the cage that holds you and you will discover a world of beauty.
29:20This is Suki.
29:21Until next time.
29:22Bye.
29:23Bye.
29:24Bye.
29:25Bye.
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