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00:00I'm just going to start it up.
00:30What's that?
01:00What's that?
01:30How long is this going to take?
01:35Well, they usually ask our clients a ton of questions.
01:39You'll need to be as detailed as possible.
01:41They'll want a timeline of everything.
01:43The screenshots and messages.
01:46And they'll need the video.
01:49It's blackmail.
01:51I know this sucks.
01:54Excuse me.
01:56Excuse me.
01:57I'll be with you in a second.
01:58No, I don't have a second.
01:59Someone just fucking rob me.
02:01What if I just change my number?
02:05Just throw away my phone.
02:07I heard about a case at work a few months ago.
02:10This guy kept spamming his ex.
02:12As soon as she blocked him, he put her nudes in their work chat.
02:16My opinion, one way or another you end up here.
02:19You might as well be in charge of it.
02:21I don't feel in charge.
02:23Told you.
02:24Didn't I?
02:24Useless.
02:25The bloody lot of them.
02:26And I told you to shut the fuck up.
02:28I can't do it.
02:52I can't do it, Tess.
02:53Nina, listen.
02:55I hate that you're going through this.
02:57But what other choice do you have?
02:58Just find this person and make them stop.
02:59How?
03:03Just let me figure it out.
03:05Okay?
03:06I need to get back, but I'll call you.
03:08Lena.
03:08Lena.
03:08All right.
03:17I don't know.
03:47Is two grand too much for a wedding suit?
03:56I can't decide.
03:58And how long are you going to be going to stink?
04:03Do you want to join me?
04:08Okay.
04:17Do you want to join me?
04:47What?
04:50Shower sex.
04:52Good.
04:53Right?
04:55We should do that more often.
04:56How about every morning till death do us part?
05:02I should write that down.
05:04You going to put that in your vows?
05:06I was thinking about it.
05:07You started working on yours yet?
05:08All right.
05:11Give us a preview.
05:12Let a man know what he's up against.
05:16Okay.
05:17Cain.
05:25I remember how we first met.
05:27It was in that pub on King Street with 10 buck jugs.
05:30Axel introduced us.
05:32He said, this is Cain.
05:33He's going to be the best man in our wedding.
05:36And you said...
05:37Not if I marry her first.
05:46Hey.
05:55Listen.
05:55Cain.
06:00I need to...
06:01No.
06:04Oh, it's Dan.
06:05What?
06:07What does he want?
06:07Oh.
06:11The mould is worse than he thought.
06:13He wants me to come take a look at it.
06:15Well, I mean, you don't have to go, like, all the way out there.
06:17Just get him to send you a photo.
06:19Oh, he probably just needs a hand.
06:23Hey.
06:23Hey, don't stress.
06:24I'm not going to take down any walls.
06:26Not without your say-so.
06:30That's fine.
06:30I reckon this is your main problem here.
06:41Is it bad?
06:42Well, we'll have to find where it's coming from,
06:44but I reckon it's salvageable.
06:47Oh, hey, check this out.
06:49Hey, can you grab this for a sec?
06:50Yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:51You want to leave it?
06:52Yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:52Can the board's here?
06:54Right.
06:58Do I have any secrets we should know about?
07:00I'm starting to think so.
07:03Oh, shit.
07:06Oh.
07:14Oh, man.
07:14It smells like something died in here.
07:16Yeah, it's probably where Pa hid the bodies.
07:26Look at all this junk.
07:30Hey, check this out.
07:34Oh, it must have been Pa's.
07:37When did he die?
07:38Ten months ago.
07:40We tried to rush the wedding so he could be around for it,
07:42but, um, yeah, afterwards, Lena put the brakes on things.
07:45Oh, that's understandable.
07:48Feels like we're back on track, though.
07:49Meanwhile, I'm an hour into a live stream,
07:56and he barges in looking like an absolute caveman.
07:59Well, you've got to give the people what they want.
08:01Uh, the members want a tailored, high-end experience.
08:04All right?
08:04Agree to disagree.
08:05Hey, I'm so sorry we're late.
08:06I'm so sorry.
08:07Hey, hey, hey.
08:09Hi.
08:10Hi.
08:11Oh, you brought a plus one?
08:13Yeah.
08:13I've been working at Pa's all day.
08:15I hope that's okay.
08:16Yes, of course.
08:17I love this.
08:18Come sit with me.
08:19Grab a chair.
08:21I was just packing up the apartment anyway.
08:22Now that I'm staying in the cabin,
08:24it's impossible to say no to this guy.
08:30Hey, I'm Dan.
08:32Tess.
08:34Dan's been doing our renos.
08:36Oh, so I heard.
08:37Nice to meet you, Tess.
08:42So what are we talking about?
08:43I was just ordering mine.
08:44Oh, right.
08:45Yes.
08:46Yes, really.
08:47Sorry, sorry, sorry.
08:50Anyway, the reason we're all here,
08:52happy anniversary, my love.
08:54The best three years of my life.
08:59Love you.
09:00I love you.
09:02That's so sweet.
09:03How did you two meet?
09:05On an island.
09:06Tinder Island.
09:07Stop it.
09:09What about the rest of you?
09:11Axe and me.
09:12We were TAFE boys,
09:14pretending to be uni students,
09:16and we crashed their O-week.
09:18The rest is history.
09:20You skipped over the best bit.
09:23Actually, it's kind of scandalous.
09:25Axe and Lena were quite a couple.
09:29I mean, we weren't a couple couple.
09:31We were just when I saw a few movies,
09:32and then I went overseas,
09:33and then big boys swooped in, didn't you?
09:35All's fair in love and war, mate.
09:37But I worked out for the best.
09:39Yeah.
09:42Speaking of broken hearts,
09:44Barb, the neighbor at our nest shed,
09:46she says you've been two-timing her,
09:48with a real stunner by the sounds of it.
09:50She saw her sneaking out at the crack of door.
09:52Oh, I thought you said you were single.
09:56There's a girl.
09:58Come on.
09:58Fair sub.
10:00I don't kiss and tell, mate.
10:02So mysterious.
10:06Hey, are you guys ready to order?
10:07Uh, could you give us generous?
10:09Sure thing.
10:15I thought...
10:20Shh.
10:20I don't want you to marry me.
10:21I don't want you to marry me.
10:24I'm the one who comes out of my son.
10:26I'd like you to marry me.
10:28I'm the two-in-one.
10:28I'm the two-in-one.
10:29I'm the two-in-one.
10:31I'm the one-one.
10:32I'm the three-in-one.
10:33You have to tell Cain, like now.
10:47You said to save him the heartbreak, your actual words.
10:49Yes, that was before.
10:51Look, if you come clean, he might forgive you.
10:53But if he finds out himself, I guarantee you, Pete, it's over.
10:55I don't want to hurt him.
10:57Harden the fuck up, sister.
10:58That ship has sailed.
10:59Okay, fuck.
11:00I mean, I slept with someone.
11:03People cheat all the time.
11:05Who would give such a shit?
11:06Axe, for one.
11:08You know he's never got over you.
11:18I'll meet you at the table.
11:20Okay.
11:20Why did you come tonight?
11:33Well, I was worried about you.
11:35And I wanted to see you again.
11:40Has someone been texting you?
11:44Texting me?
11:45No.
11:45All right, I've been getting these messages.
11:49Someone has the video.
11:57Jesus.
12:02Sherving.
12:03Not here.
12:04Where?
12:04Wait, there you are.
12:06Hey.
12:06Food's up.
12:07Oh, finally.
12:08Uh, should we get these drinks on the table?
12:10Yeah, excuse me.
12:12Hey, hold on a second.
12:12I'm sorry, that was weird.
12:15That whole little trip down memory lane.
12:17No, why would it be weird?
12:18No, exactly.
12:19Yeah, I don't know.
12:20It was just, we were kids, weren't we?
12:22Now you're with Kane, and now I'm with Claire,
12:24and I'm so happy for you guys.
12:28Don't worry about it.
12:29Hmm?
12:30Come on.
12:30Cool.
12:39Come on, keep up, loser.
12:40Get off.
12:43This way.
12:49Come on, catch up.
12:53Don't fall!
13:00Woo!
13:05Liz, this is my favorite place in the entire world.
13:08No shit.
13:09It's all over your Insta.
13:11Here, take a pic.
13:17That's right, Wes.
13:20No, one more.
13:22So what happened?
13:22You had a big one?
13:23Yeah, I'm pretty late last night.
13:25Dan just kept buying us rounds.
13:26Yeah, I can tell.
13:28He's not a bad guy, I like him.
13:29Bit weird to bring in, though.
13:31What's the matter, big dog?
13:32You jealous?
13:33Long as you had fun?
13:35I guess so.
13:36What?
13:41I don't know, Lena.
13:42She seemed distracted to you?
13:45I don't think so.
13:46She didn't say anything.
13:47Hardly talked to her now, I think about it.
13:51Any good ones?
13:52What the hell is this, huh?
14:05Oh, it must have been on burst mode.
14:08Look at that.
14:10One for the wedding slideshow, eh?
14:13All right.
14:14Lose it, boys, breaking.
14:16Woo!
14:16Come on, come on, come on, come on.
14:20Come on, come on, come on.
14:27Hey, Scotty.
14:28I need to talk to you for a second.
14:30Uh-oh.
14:31What have I done?
14:32Relax.
14:33I just need some tech support.
14:35You're kind of a nerd, right?
14:38What gave it away?
14:39You sold her circuits for fun.
14:42Um, this is going to sound like a really weird question, but...
14:46Let's say, like, somebody's texting you, right?
14:50Is there a way to find out who it is?
14:53Like a private number?
14:55No, just like a regular number.
14:56Oh, you can expand?
14:58It's for a friend.
14:58Well, uh, if it was my friend, I'd say start with the basics.
15:04You know, search through emails, group chats are good.
15:06You could try reverse searching through PayID, see if it's connected to a bank account.
15:10Right, well, what if she's done all of that already?
15:15Then things start to get a little sketchy.
15:17That's when you need to find someone who's willing to break a law or two.
15:21Someone like you?
15:22Oh, no.
15:23I'm not a hacker.
15:25I just really like video games.
15:28So do you know someone?
15:30Um, maybe.
15:32Are you okay?
15:33You don't seem it.
15:36I know, Scotty.
15:37I'm very much not okay.
15:58I know, Scotty.
16:21Okay, I haven't seen enough.
16:30You should delete that.
16:31Test says it's evidence.
16:38Are you okay?
16:45I got stalked once.
16:48A couple of years ago.
16:50Um, she thought I looked like someone she knew, apparently.
16:56It was not good.
16:59Kind of went off grid for a while.
17:02So yeah, I think I'm a little triggered.
17:07Tried to look you up, you know.
17:10You're not on Insta, Facebook.
17:13Now you know what.
17:20I know what I'm supposed to feel.
17:26I'm supposed to feel shame.
17:30I'm supposed to feel guilt.
17:33Like I wish that none of this had ever happened.
17:35What?
17:43I regret a fucking thing.
17:44I love how quiet it is.
18:08Sometimes too coy.
18:16Did you grow up here?
18:18Uh, yeah.
18:20I moved in when I was about 12.
18:24Before that I was with mum.
18:25When I first moved in here, I actually hated it.
18:31Hated the way it smelled.
18:34Nan's oats and Pa's fishing gear.
18:37And now you miss it?
18:39Yeah.
18:42Yeah, everything here is a memory.
18:43It's like...
18:44Being back just reminds me of how much I've lost.
19:03We can't do this again.
19:04Yo-yo.
19:14Kane.
19:15I'll be back when I can.
19:17Hey, baby.
19:18I'm so sorry.
19:18Tess is having boy problems.
19:21Apparently Nick's back on the scene.
19:22So you can go ahead and order takeout.
19:25I'll be home in about an hour.
19:27Love you.
19:34Don't forget, five o'clock.
19:52What?
19:54The Bamford function room.
19:56I've been repeating myself all morning.
19:57You okay?
19:58Yeah, sorry.
19:59We can't reschedule, can we?
20:01Mum called in a favour.
20:03It meant a lot to her.
20:04And me.
20:05Okay.
20:07Okay, yes.
20:08Uh, five o'clock.
20:09Function room.
20:10Got it.
20:12Oi.
20:14Forgetting something?
20:20Okay.
20:20Still here, yeah?
20:44So, how do you two know each other?
20:46Uh, altar boys.
20:48We used to sing in the choir and everything.
20:51You still with, um, what's his name?
20:53You know his name.
20:57So, are you showing me this message?
21:00Don't you just need the number?
21:01I need the full XML file to narrow down the network.
21:04Once I gain access to the database, it's easy.
21:06No promises, obviously.
21:30It might be a day or so.
21:33Mm-hmm.
21:33I'll take my chances.
21:35Let's talk payment.
21:36Then I get to work.
21:38I don't have a lot of cash.
21:39I don't need money.
21:41What then?
21:44You're an ambo.
21:45Scotty tells me you're fully stocked.
21:47She's not giving you fentanyl, dude.
21:51Right?
21:51Hey.
21:58He's not asking for that much.
22:00More than enough to hurt himself.
22:01I don't really have a choice, Scotty.
22:04Of course you do.
22:09Here's our children tonight.
22:12Yeah, ended up being a chicken bone.
22:14Yeah, that's all.
22:16Yeah, I'm looking for it right now, but I don't see what I'm going to do.
22:22Right.
22:22What's that?
22:24Ah, yeah, okay.
22:26Eight, six, five, zero, four, three, two, nine.
22:31Yeah, right.
22:32We'll just give you a second.
22:41Woo!
22:43All you boys in one piece?
22:44Plastics factory.
22:46Six crews just to put a lid on.
22:48What about you and your dodgy wrist?
22:49Saving lives?
22:50One maintenance order at a time.
22:52Hey, you want to grab some drinks tonight?
22:54Ah, no, wedding stuff.
22:56Oh, come on.
22:57Is that still happening?
22:58Just kidding.
22:59Wiener's lucky to have you.
23:01You're great, though.
23:03Hey, text you later for kick-ons.
23:05Yeah?
23:06And bring Axe.
23:07If he doesn't think he's too good for us.
23:09Yes.
23:13Hey.
23:14Hey, how's it going?
23:1601.
23:20Yeah.
23:21Yeah.
23:22Yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:23I know, yeah.
23:24I know what I don't know.
23:25Yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:26Yeah, he can.
23:29Nice.
23:31My dad is still there.
23:31형.
23:32I am...
23:32Huh?
23:32kid
23:34I am
23:36where…
23:37I am knows if he can't even let eh
23:38Good job to you, R.E.R.
23:54Hey, R.E.R.
24:12Oi, job's coming in.
24:14So far it sounds like a fucking shit job.
24:16What else is on the clock?
24:24She'll be here any minute now.
24:43Well, I'll have it all figured out before she gets in here.
24:45Go easy, Mum, okay?
24:48And what about you, young lady? When's that man of yours gonna pop the question?
24:51Oh, yeah, Lena told me about last night. Is Nick back on the guest list then?
24:55What?
24:56Hi. I'm so sorry, it's traffic.
24:59I see what? Hi.
25:01Hi, Rose.
25:02Right, let's get this over with.
25:04Bridal party, backing onto the windows.
25:07The rest of the tables in eights.
25:09Dance floor in the middle, band in the corner.
25:11Well, isn't it perfect?
25:13It's big.
25:15It needs to be.
25:16And it's available.
25:17There is a 60th on standby, so we can't drag our feet.
25:20So, what do we think?
25:25Can we look around first?
25:28I mean, it's nice.
25:30It's beautiful.
25:32Plus, it's mate's rights.
25:34Okay, look, as much as I appreciate Rose calling in a favour and everything, I just...
25:39I don't know, it doesn't feel like us.
25:41Well, what does then?
25:43It's too fancy, too beachy, too gardeny, not gardeny enough.
25:46I just...
25:47I just want to marry you, Lena.
25:49I don't care where it is.
25:50Why are you in such a rush all of a sudden?
25:52Because we've done this before.
25:54Between the caterers, the venues, the bloody cakes.
25:58We've been planning this wedding for more than two years.
26:00That's not my fault.
26:02That's not my fault.
26:03No, I'm not blaming you, obviously.
26:06I just want to lock things in so we can just move on.
26:08Well, not everything is about your plan, Kane.
26:11You want to take over?
26:12Be my guest.
26:13Because I'm tired of forcing you.
26:14It doesn't feel any good and it's actually supposed to.
26:16What are you talking about?
26:17Every decision that we've ever made, it's been me making the decision.
26:20If it wasn't for me, we wouldn't be here.
26:22I should tell you something.
26:24Oh, please. Are you...seriously?
26:27Yeah, Kane.
26:28Because you know what?
26:29You're absolutely right.
26:30The date, the venue, the guest list, the wedding party.
26:33I mean, you went ahead and booked the honeymoon, for Christ's sakes.
26:35You are twisting everything around.
26:39You know what? I can't even tell right now.
26:40Is it the venue that's the problem or the idea in general?
26:43Because I'm really starting to wonder.
26:44Wonder what?
26:50If you even want this...
26:54I actually can't believe you would ask me that.
27:00Well?
27:14I'm sorry.
27:15I'm sorry.
27:17Yeah, me too.
27:20I'm going out.
27:21Catching up with the boys.
27:24Thanks for the lift.
27:38Hey, hey, hey.
27:42Come on, you've barely looked at me since we left.
27:45Why does Kane think we hung out last night?
27:47Why, I told you I had to see Dan.
27:52Right.
27:54To show him the video.
27:56You're still sleeping with him?
28:00You know, for the record, Kane did nothing wrong back there.
28:04You're picking fires just to punish yourself.
28:06Scouts, scouts, scouts, scouts, scouts, scouts, scouts, scouts.
28:07Yeah, boys!
28:08You're undefeated!
28:09You!
28:10Kelly, you're up.
28:11Someone's out for a big one.
28:12Oh, boy!
28:13It is a Mr. Shark Tank yourself.
28:14Hey, losers.
28:15What the shit is this?
28:16You got the jacket and the shirt and the lid.
28:18I asked you to bring some gear.
28:19That's not what I meant.
28:20You just added to my gear.
28:21I'll just pop up with you, bro.
28:22You want a beer?
28:23Yeah, my shot, eh?
28:24Yeah, my shot, eh?
28:25Yeah, my shot, eh?
28:26Yeah, my shot, eh?
28:27We can afford our drinks, mate.
28:28Nope.
28:29You alright?
28:30Yeah, you know, I was just keeping my pace.
28:32Setting the pace.
28:33Have you eaten it?
28:34I'll get you a burger.
28:35Right?
28:36I don't want a burger.
28:37Let's go.
28:38I don't want a burger, please.
28:39I don't want a burger.
28:40Let's go.
28:41Let's go.
28:42Here we go.
28:43Let's go.
28:44Let's go.
28:45Let's go.
28:46And how are we supposed to meet you?
28:48Let's go.
28:49Let's go.
28:50Let's go.
28:51Let's go!
28:52Let's go!
28:53Let's go.
28:54Let's go!
28:55Let's go.
28:56Let's go.
28:57No, no, no, no. Eating's cheating.
29:00I got a piss.
29:12Guess you're flying solo.
29:14It's, uh, losing friends left and right.
29:19Don't worry about Scotty.
29:21You can't hold a grudge.
29:23Anyway, I think I figured out your problem.
29:26Did you get what I asked for?
29:27I'm not giving you fentanyl, Glenn.
29:34And what are we doing here?
29:36Glenn McLean, born December 5th, 2001.
29:38You got brought in two years ago with a triple fracture.
29:41I looked up your intake form.
29:44You got T-boned in an intersection.
29:46You're on the wait list to replace your knees.
29:49I bet you're not sleeping, right?
29:53So?
29:53So, I know a good surgeon who can move you up the list.
29:58You could do that.
30:09Okay.
30:10So, by law, in Australia, every activated SIM undergoes an ID check.
30:16Okay.
30:16Nanny state bullshit, in my opinion, but in your case, it's pretty helpful.
30:23What am I looking at?
30:25It's name, date of birth, registered address.
30:28You recognize any of these?
30:29Lena, hey.
30:46Hey.
30:46What are you doing here?
30:47Um, is Axel around?
30:49Out with Kane and the boys.
30:50Zara and I are watching the blind side.
30:52Mum, you're missing the best bit.
30:53Coming, honey.
30:54Hi, Lena.
30:55Want to come in?
30:55Do you tea, wine?
30:57Uh, maybe next time.
31:00Okay.
31:01Okay.
31:13Not for the moment.
31:15Just tell me what happened.
31:16Actually, I just want to get wasted.
31:18Mission accomplished.
31:20So, what's the matter?
31:22You in the doghouse again?
31:22I got in a massive fight.
31:29I think she's seen someone else.
31:32Every time she gets a message, she gets this look on her face.
31:37She changed her password, turned off her phone number.
31:39It's like she can't even look at me.
31:41She's distant.
31:42I think she'd do that.
31:43Shit, she don't knew.
31:45With me, didn't she?
31:46Hey, home's stressful, but that happens.
31:49Go home and ask her what's really going on.
31:54What do you care?
31:55What do I care?
31:57No, my brother.
32:00Come on.
32:02Let's get you home.
32:04Think I'm still good to drive?
32:05Hmm.
32:06Uh, it's clear.
32:15She's, you know, needs me to grab something.
32:18Um, we'll be right back.
32:22Okay.
32:23Everything okay?
32:51Okay.
32:53Tell me what's going on.
33:04You know, the other night you asked me if things were weird between us.
33:08And I actually realised something.
33:11Like, things have been weird.
33:13For ages.
33:16I don't know what you're talking about.
33:17If I thought that maybe it would stop, once you married Claire, this thing that you have
33:22with me, this obsession.
33:23Nina.
33:24Well, I'm not here for excuses.
33:25I just want it to stop.
33:27So here's what's going to happen.
33:28I am going to come clean with Cain.
33:32You are going to come clean with Claire.
33:34Come clean about what?
33:34What are you talking about?
33:35Don't play dumb.
33:42Numbers registered to you, Axe.
33:45You filmed me and Dan in this fucking apartment.
33:48Was it just me?
33:49Or the other women?
33:50Are you filming children?
33:51Hold on.
33:51Hold on a second.
33:54Give me the fucking...
33:55I'm not stupid.
33:57I've got screenshots of fucking everything.
33:59Let's just talk about this.
34:00Let's talk about...
34:00Don't.
34:01Don't fucking touch me.
34:03You're fucking disgusting.
34:05Okay, Lena.
34:06I know you're upset, but you...
34:07You're going to do the right thing.
34:10Tell Claire, or the cops will.
34:12You're going to do the right thing.
34:42I know you're going to do the right thing.
35:12Oh, my God.
35:42Oh, my God.
35:49Sorry.
35:51Want some coffee?
36:07What happened to your head?
36:10I don't know.
36:15It's a trip to something.
36:19We should clean it.
36:21Oh, my God.
36:30Oh, my God.
36:34Oh, my God.
36:36Oh, my God.
36:37Oh, my God.
36:46Oh, my God.
36:51Hey, Cain, I slept with someone, and I won't lie and say it was an accident, and I don't
37:14want to stand here and just make excuses for myself, but I just really need you to know
37:20that I love you, and that I'm really sorry.
37:41Can you say something?
37:42I know you did, how could you do it, how could you do it, how the fuck could you do it?
38:01It was a mistake, it was so meaningless, it was my best fucking friend, it wasn't Axel.
38:12Hey, Clara.
38:26What?
38:30Claire!
38:47Claire!
38:54They keep saying he's down there, they keep saying he fell, they keep saying he's...
39:08Oh fuck.
39:11Axel!
39:13Claire!
39:14Claire!
39:15Claire!
39:16OOOF!
39:22Claire!
39:24KANKE!
39:26KANKE!
39:28KANKE!
39:30KANKE!
39:35KANKE!
39:38KANKE!
39:43KANKE!
39:45You
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