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00:03um what about lunch well I mean do you go out is there um is there a canteen or well
00:12is there
00:13a prep nearby not even a prep um no no no no Jamie um no I'm not nervous I just
00:24well I don't know
00:26it's a new job well I mean you're you're used to that place for me it's well it's not new
00:33exactly
00:33but it's um well it's newish um I'm totally fine yeah yeah oh um there is one other thing I
00:43wanted
00:43to ask um should I take any precautions or well I don't know I mean it's it's a prison so
00:51I suppose
00:52I'm just asking how safe is it yeah I'll take these okay do you want to wear them out I
01:15can bin these
01:15if you want no no I'm going on a date later tonight sorry right in these yeah no um I'm
01:25bin those
01:40is it the same girl I met yeah yeah Jess she's nice wow emotional I mean I'm tearing up what
01:49is it
01:49two months now it's long term for you innit oh god look at him he's doing his shit oh god
01:54I love that
01:54expression look at it like a concentration how'd you get that one Lee
02:06oh yeah that's that's where the knife came out oh bloody hell it's a father and son owed him money
02:13I remember waking up in this empty industrial kitchen I saw him and then I had the sound of
02:18the knife sharpening oh my god fuck daddy says right where do you want to get stabbed I'm like
02:23well no fucking where and then he swings the knife like that and he says I said where do you
02:26want to
02:26get fucking stabbed I said well my leg what you said the leg then he just fucking yeah he shoved
02:33it
02:33right up to the handle no it weren't too bad at first I looked down I thought it felt like
02:36getting
02:36punched but then the son he runs over and he kicks oh my god I like screamed my guts out
02:43they start
02:43panicking they're shouting they're gonna cut my throat if I don't stop I can't I physically cannot
02:47stop screaming right and yeah like my face is saying yeah I know I'm sorry it's mad then it but
02:52but my mouth it's like you're welcome then they dump me on some estate pass out and I wake up
03:00crawl and pass out wake up crawl and then one time I wake up and I'm in hospital
03:06don't know how you're still here oh he's the reason I'm still here little man
03:12do you want to look at his poo absolutely
03:22does it scare you being a dad I'm three years clean dad no no I don't mean that I mean
03:27you know our upbringing
03:32now the way I see it every generation gets its chance to change you know me and you
03:35we're ours hmm can I ask you something mm-hmm why'd you get a fucking job in prison
03:44well it's just a job because me no dad dad no fuck no no god no not soon for 25
03:56years if it was
03:57another 25 that's they'll be too soon
04:06and why well I don't I think I'd be a good dad yeah yeah you'd be a great dad why
04:17just
04:37wanted
04:37that is not a good idea I could just widen the toe cap see this there's like a steel bit
04:45I'm just gonna try
04:50widen
04:52on it Dan and that is gonna go horribly wrong
04:56oh fuck
04:58oh I think I've been the cap fuck
05:01feels like there's a blade in there
05:02oh
05:04okay this would really reflect very well on you right now if you resisted the temptation
05:08I told you so yeah mm-hmm
05:13hello
05:15stop what that I need to finish this yeah but if you give me sex then the prisoners might respect
05:20me
05:20oh I think your um lady toe cap boots will achieve that didn't you
05:30you're gonna go into the office today
05:33uh yeah yeah I am in the morning um and then I'm I'm going to the IVF clinic
05:39oh right okay
05:44Dan I did tell you
05:46no I know I know you did
05:47like on our first date it was it was quite up front
05:49yeah you were no I know you were you were I just thought
05:55so who's the dad
05:57donor not dad never met him
06:01he's um he's mid-twenties got dark hair athletic apparently
06:06oh an athlete oh nice
06:08are you jealous of a man I've literally never met
06:11yeah still I feel like if I ever met him I'd have to beat the living shit out of him
06:20hey
06:23so what about like me
06:27as the donor
06:29no I could be a dad
06:30no it's something it's something that I've thought about a lot
06:32we've known each other for eight weeks
06:34I've thought about it lots ever since you first mentioned it
06:36I feel like maybe now
06:38maybe now
06:39well I don't know
06:40some woman you've slept with six times is trying to have a baby
06:43you decided she's the one
06:44no not the one
06:45oh not the one just a one a one with a reproductive system
06:49is this because your brother's had a baby
06:51no it's I just
06:53can't we just take some time to think about it
06:55no
06:57no the embryo is a blastocyst
06:59it's ready to go in today
07:00what time's your appointment
07:02it's at 3.15
07:04call on sick
07:04call on sick
07:05stay here
07:06think about it
07:07and if we both think it's worth a go
07:08then we can go to the apartment together
07:10this is not a fucking game
07:10no I'm not
07:10no
07:10okay Jess honestly
07:12ever since you first told me about it
07:13I haven't been able to think about anything else
07:15and I have wanted to mention it
07:17I just didn't know
07:19I didn't know that it was coming up this quick
07:23I just know that you're going to make an amazing mum
07:27so maybe we could do it together
07:28try it together
07:31and if we don't work out
07:32you can just sue me for child support
07:34oh see I don't need to see if a child support
07:36do I
07:37that's joking
07:37because I mean literally five times you'll stay
07:38yeah okay
07:39yeah
07:41will I get a little break at lunch today at 12
07:45call you then
07:50you'll call me
07:51yep
07:52midday
07:53I'll call
08:04me
08:04I'll call
08:05okay
08:07no
08:07no
08:07no
08:07look
08:07Oh, my God.
08:38Oh, my God.
09:21Sorry, I have to make quite an important call today at 12.
09:25You're down to finish at 1.45.
09:28Right, I can't do my phone yet.
09:30Why now?
09:32In that prison.
09:35Can I come back here?
09:36I'd have to sign you out and back in again.
09:38Look, ask your duty officer during your break.
09:40Maybe they can arrange an escort back.
09:42It is quite an...
09:43Ask your duty officer, okay?
09:58I did leave my phone in the locker, didn't I?
10:00I don't know.
10:02Did you leave your phone in your locker?
10:05Yeah.
10:06Yeah.
10:06Yeah.
10:07Good, I did.
10:08You don't want to mess around with that.
10:09Phone past here is automatic prosecution.
10:12Automatic?
10:14Yeah.
10:17No, I did, I did.
10:17I put it in.
10:18I put it in.
10:20I'm going to check.
10:27Yeah.
10:28Yes.
10:28Yes.
10:28It was.
10:44No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
11:06No, no, no, no, no.
11:33No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
12:01What the fuck do you think you're going to do with them?
12:06What are you doing here?
12:11These are men.
12:13They won't get you, boy.
12:16These are fucking men.
12:21Dad?
12:23Hey.
12:25You coming in or what?
12:26Yeah.
12:33You okay?
12:34Yeah, yeah.
12:35Just new shoes.
12:36Oh, you poor love.
12:38Oh, fuck off.
12:39JV, it hurts.
12:42So, first day.
12:44Yeah.
12:45It's going to be fine.
12:46I think I'm really going to respond to you.
12:47Now, I don't know how many there will be.
12:49It could be four.
12:50It could be 14.
12:51It depends what's happening on the landings.
12:53But I looked over your lesson plan, and I think it's really good.
12:55Cool.
12:56I took the liberty of drugging and visual aids up here for two years.
13:01No.
13:02No, I don't want to change it, Jamie.
13:05Make it easier.
13:07These men, I want them to get me.
13:24Why are we counting?
13:25Marino!
13:34Psychology.
13:35I'll admit it.
13:36No.
13:37Philosophy.
13:37Come on.
13:41Maybe you could introduce yourselves as you enter.
13:44I'm Malik.
13:44Margot?
13:45No.
13:46I already came in, boss.
13:47I'll go out and come back in again.
13:48What are we doing?
13:50I'm introducing ourselves as we enter.
13:55Hey, where are you going?
13:56You could go out and come back in again, boss.
13:58Sorry, no, that's not what I am.
13:59Once they're in, please keep them in, please.
14:01Okay.
14:02Pleasure to make your acquaintance.
14:04Junior.
14:05You want to check the net, yeah?
14:08And more circus tricks, please.
14:15Um...
14:22So...
14:22Do we just start, or...?
14:32Okay, I, um, would like to begin with the problem that's been around for a very long time.
14:39Um, what makes you, you?
14:43Is the you from ten years ago, the same you that sits in this room now.
14:48You know?
14:48Because he ate in fucking prison.
14:50Um...
14:51Traditionally, there are two schools of thought on this.
14:54There's the Cartesians.
14:56Um...
14:57Cartesian just means...
14:59Actually, but...
15:00Don't worry about what Cartesian means.
15:03It just means...
15:05Um...
15:07Um...
15:07Of the philosopher Descartes.
15:10Um...
15:11René Descartes, 1596.
15:14It's soul.
15:15Um...
15:16The first answer to what makes you, you, is your soul.
15:20But that is not a...
15:21It's not a very satisfactory answer.
15:24Um...
15:25What is a soul?
15:26Do we even really have a soul?
15:29I do.
15:30And so the other answer...
15:32I've got a soul.
15:33...is matter.
15:34How else would I have a relationship with our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ?
15:38Body.
15:39It's your material.
15:41And that is called materialism.
15:45Um...
15:45Bodies change.
15:47You know, your cells replace entirely every eight years.
15:50And so materialism's no good either, right?
15:52But then, um, Locke comes along.
15:54And John...
15:55John Locke.
15:55John Locke.
15:56And his key insight was memory.
15:59Your memory connects...
16:01No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
16:04That's not right.
16:05Excuse me?
16:06That is not what Locke said.
16:08John Locke was talking about consciousness.
16:10No fucking memory.
16:12Which is a total load of bollocks, if you ask me.
16:15So, say ten years ago I stabbed someone, right?
16:18And I've got a shitty brief and I've got a 14th stretch.
16:20Well, according to Locke, the only reason this current me is in prison is because of some ephemeral thing called
16:26consciousness, which may or may not exist.
16:29Well, how is that any different from the Cartesian shacunt?
16:32Fuck you, Locke.
16:33Look, I'll take materialism all day.
16:36Hmm?
16:37Materialism's real.
16:39Materialism earns me my sentence.
16:42That's if I stabbed someone ten years ago.
16:45Which I did.
16:47I'd like us to use this as a talking stick.
16:50A talking stick is...
16:52You know what a fucking talking stick is?
16:54See, I think we should be looking at Rousseau.
16:56Right?
16:57Rousseau.
16:58Tears lock and you arsehole and this stuff.
17:00Have you read the social contract, that first line?
17:03Man is born free, yet everywhere he's in chains.
17:06Now that's a fucking subject.
17:07None of this fucking Lockean self-wank over who am I, bollocks.
17:12I mean, grow the fuck up, man.
17:14Okay.
17:19Oh, here we go.
17:20Do you want to talk about freedom?
17:21No.
17:25Ah, ha, ha.
17:27The Odyssey.
17:28No.
17:29There's our story, boys.
17:31So, Odysseus has to cross the Strait of Messina.
17:36But on the rocks live the sirens.
17:39Terrifying half-bird creatures
17:41who sing a song so beautiful
17:43that any man who hears it becomes instantly drunk with love
17:47and swims to them,
17:49where the sirens feast on his flesh.
17:52The sirens are crack.
17:54They either live on rocks.
17:57To cross, Odysseus orders his men to put wax in their ears
18:00and he gets them to tie him to the mast
18:02so that he can say when it's safe.
18:04It sets sail.
18:05Odysseus hears the song and it reaches into his heart.
18:11He begs to be untied.
18:14But the crew carry on.
18:16All except one man who sees the longing in Odysseus
18:22and aches to know what it feels like.
18:26The man takes his wax out, jumps overboard,
18:29and is devoured to live.
18:31So, there's the men with wax in areas,
18:35there's Odysseus,
18:36and there's the man who jumped.
18:41Who is the most free?
18:48The men with wax in areas.
18:52Why?
18:55Because they just got on with it.
18:58It's like us, right?
19:00I've got freedoms that people on the out haven't.
19:03Don't have to pay bills,
19:04don't have to go shopping,
19:06don't need not to find a dentist.
19:08I'm totally free of choice.
19:10But doesn't your lack of choice mean that you're not free?
19:13Two weeks ago there was a lockdown.
19:1523 hours a day bang up,
19:16one hour source.
19:18You know what I did with my hour?
19:20Stayed in me pad,
19:21sat in me bunk,
19:22in red.
19:23Jesus.
19:23Because I could.
19:24That's depressing, man.
19:26I'm not like yous,
19:26always clowning around.
19:28I focus.
19:28You focus on what?
19:30The jizz cross clinging to your wall?
19:34I focus on my daughter.
19:37I focus on being a dad.
19:43Every day I write her a letter.
19:45One letter.
19:46Every single day.
19:48I want her to know
19:49that she's got a dad that loves her.
19:50Yeah, that's nice for this one.
19:53You've got to engage, man.
19:55Freedom isn't hiding.
19:57Okay, so,
19:58Junior, right?
19:59Who do you think is the most free?
20:02Well, Odysseus.
20:03He's a king.
20:04You know,
20:05people have no choice but to do what he says.
20:08Yeah?
20:08Them men with the wax in their ears,
20:10they're just foot soldiers.
20:12You have to rise and excel.
20:13I agree with that.
20:15Life's about being something.
20:17I'm not waiting.
20:17You're not even a dad.
20:18You don't know what life's about.
20:20Yet.
20:21I'm not a dad.
20:22Yet.
20:2321 weeks can.
20:26My son?
20:29I do know what life's about.
20:31Junior borrowed me some of his business books.
20:34Fucking amazing.
20:35I'm going to provide for my boy.
20:37Free your mind.
20:38Free your circumstance.
20:40Then,
20:41free the cash.
20:42Alec,
20:43though,
20:43that fetus is on the outside,
20:44then you're in here.
20:45For now,
20:46my brief says I've got a very good chance
20:48of overturning sentencing.
20:49I'll tell you all right now.
20:50I'll be holding my boy
20:52as he takes his first breath
20:53and right there and then,
20:55I'm going to write him a check
20:55for 10 million pounds.
20:57to be cashed
20:58on his 10th birthday.
20:59You haven't got a check, Bob?
21:02A fucking postal order, then.
21:04One couldn't look at it
21:05from a neuroscientific perspective.
21:08You know,
21:09quantum mechanics.
21:09Zach,
21:10who do you think is most free?
21:11Hey,
21:12hold on.
21:13I've got the talking fucking bag.
21:14Sorry.
21:15Zach.
21:16Easy.
21:17It's the man what jumped.
21:18Yeah,
21:19but he was under a spell, Zach.
21:20Yeah,
21:20which he chose to give in to.
21:22See,
21:22all the rest of people
21:23got wax in their ears
21:24or they're tied to their sticks.
21:25Yeah,
21:25you think that's freedom,
21:26nah.
21:27The jumper
21:28takes one look
21:28at the beautiful bird women
21:30and he says,
21:31fuck the consequence.
21:31I want that.
21:32So in that moment,
21:34he is free.
21:35It's no wonder you're in a cell.
21:36You're in a fucking cell as well,
21:38Wallace.
21:38You ain't better than me.
21:39He can't even decide
21:40what his addiction is.
21:41What is this?
21:42What is this?
21:43The crack?
21:44Or women?
21:45It's cracks of women.
21:46And crack.
21:47I look for it.
21:50Bad man.
21:52I'm doing a five-year
21:53remote learning course
21:54on environmental construction.
21:56Environmental construction.
21:58My little girl,
21:59she did a paper for exams
22:01all about how to build
22:02in sustainable ways.
22:04I've got the paper
22:04up on me wall.
22:07She's a proper little
22:07environmentalist she is.
22:09When I get out,
22:10I'm going to help her.
22:12You wouldn't believe
22:13the things you can do
22:14with straw these days.
22:17You,
22:18you chat about loving
22:19rock,
22:20hmm?
22:20About loving pussy.
22:22That's now compared
22:23to the love that a dad
22:23has for his daughter.
22:26Yeah, man,
22:27we all got fucking doors.
22:29Fatherhood.
22:31That's real freedom.
22:32But it's no fucking joke.
22:40Can you go into Tesco's
22:41and get a real deal?
22:43Well,
22:43you don't know if I can eat
22:44bitcoin to spend three pound,
22:46mate.
22:46How do you know
22:47you've really got it, then?
22:49How do you know
22:49you've got the money
22:49in your account right now?
22:50It's all digital.
22:51Yeah, but how do you do
22:52it with bitcoin, then?
22:54It's not all right,
22:54bitcoin.
22:55Now, how long
22:55is this break going to last?
22:57It lasts as long
22:58as you need multiple
22:59accounts.
23:00No disc stuff
23:01can get you
23:01to Rolex
23:02in the next six months.
23:03Guaranteed.
23:04Where's your Rolex, then?
23:05He's waiting for me
23:06on the other side
23:06of Endeavor.
23:07Christ.
23:08I think I just
23:08threw out my mouth.
23:10I'm going to have to
23:10sit tight.
23:11There's been an incident.
23:12Well, uh, sorry,
23:13what kind of incident?
23:14Some idiot got served
23:15as divorce papers,
23:16so he's jumped on the net.
23:17We've got to wait
23:17for the tornado team.
23:18Okay, but I...
23:20I have to make
23:20a phone call.
23:21Oh, wow.
23:23Well, why didn't you say?
23:26An idiot on the net
23:27shuts us down.
23:28Look, I'm sorry,
23:28it's really important.
23:34Wait here.
23:43So what's it for?
23:45Philosophy.
23:46Oh, um, well,
23:47philosophy is ancient Greek.
23:50No, but what can you do
23:51with it?
23:51What job do you have?
23:53Well, this one.
24:01So, who do you think
24:01is most free
24:02in the siren story?
24:04None of them.
24:04That's why it's called
24:05freedom.
24:07Only an idiot
24:08would believe in freedom.
24:12Well,
24:13are you coming?
24:15Yes.
24:17Oh, hey!
24:20Brother!
24:21I'm free!
24:24It's not me
24:25in the big city!
24:27That you can fuck off
24:28if you can't do my business.
24:29Get my wife on the phone!
24:38Make this quick, yeah?
24:40The tornado team gets antsy
24:41and you won't be able
24:41to get back in.
24:42No, no, no, no, no!
25:32What are you doing?
25:34Sorry, the switch was on.
25:37We just called through. They're closing the landing.
25:40You have to get back in there now.
25:53Hi, it's Jess. Leave a message.
25:55Hey Jess, it's me, it's Dan.
25:58Look, I'm sorry that I didn't get to call. Earlier there was someone on the net.
26:04Look, I've got to go back in now, but don't do it.
26:09Be on plantation. Please, call them up and cancel it and do it with me instead.
26:14Okay? I'll meet you there at 3.15 and I'll do tests and we can start the process together.
26:22Okay, I know this sounds mad, but I...
26:27I don't know. I mean this. I'm serious about it.
26:31Okay.
26:50Come on, come on, come on, come on! What are you doing?
26:59Sorry, I don't have to do this thing. Yeah.
27:25Oh, you came back!
27:29Round two. Here we go.
27:31Oh, you came back!
27:32I don't want to follow it again.
27:50Zeus wanted to punish Epimetheus for giving fire to humans.
27:55So he gave a beautiful box to his wife, Pandora.
27:59She opened it, and seven evils flew out.
28:04Hatred, shame, greed, boredom, laziness, delusion, and pain.
28:13But then a voice inside called out.
28:17Pandora opened it once again, and hope flew out.
28:29If you could put one evil back in the box, what would it be?
28:34Hope.
28:34Now fuck the evils, put hope back in the box.
28:37Yeah, put it in right now.
28:41You alright, Manny?
28:46Just called my brief.
28:48I lost my right to appeal.
28:50What?
28:51How?
28:52They didn't submit the paperwork on time.
28:55But the day I had to be in by was 8, 5, 25, 8th of May.
29:00But here, what, her new assistant's American?
29:02These pricks read dates backwards or something.
29:05What's 8, 5, 25 in America, then?
29:075th of August.
29:08Too late.
29:09The appeal's dead.
29:11What?
29:11That's just it?
29:12It's gone, done.
29:15It's not fair.
29:16Fair.
29:16We are the draw.
29:17Stand.
29:18That shit is standard.
29:18I had, like, 12 minutes with my brief before we go in, yeah?
29:21He says my name wrong three times.
29:23Remember I had the wrong courtroom?
29:24I feel like I just want to fucking kill someone, you know?
29:29I just want to beat someone's fucking fucking face in.
29:37Last year, I had a parole year in.
29:40And I'd done everything right.
29:43I was on every programme, kept my enhance, the whole stretch, model con, I was.
29:48I took six minutes.
29:51No.
29:53So I went on hunger strike.
29:56My hope was dead.
29:58See?
29:59Then, after a couple of days, two kids on my landing, they noticed I hadn't eaten.
30:05They brought a plate to my door.
30:08And I started hoping again.
30:11There's too many decent people around to not hope.
30:17You're still going to be a dad, okay?
30:18I can't take that from you.
30:19You're still going to be a dad.
30:20Did you fucking take it from me?
30:27Sanitised.
30:29You've sanitised it.
30:32It reeks of Dettotan and you know it.
30:34That is not the Myth of Pandora.
30:36I'm not sure this is the time.
30:37The earliest most accepted version of the Myth of Pandora is found in Hessegoid, who tells
30:41us it's Prometheus who steals fire.
30:43Not Epimetheus.
30:45Look, I really don't do it.
30:46And it's not what Pandora releases that's a punishment.
30:49It's Pandora herself.
30:50Pandora is the first woman fashioned of clay by the gods.
30:54Clay is actually a very sustainable bit of material.
30:56What the fuck has that got to do with anything?
30:57What Dan so assiduously omits is that Pandora is made of the self-same clay that the jar
31:02is made of.
31:03What jar?
31:04The jar with the spirits in.
31:05You said they were in a box.
31:06Were they fucking a box?
31:07Well, look, box is a mistranslation, but people commonly refer to it as a...
31:12What if it's a jar?
31:13Just say it's a jar.
31:14The vessel doesn't matter, Junior.
31:15It's what's inside the cabinet.
31:16Only the vessel does matter, though, doesn't it, Dan?
31:18Because a jar is made of clay and a box is not.
31:21Very low on carbon emissions as well.
31:24Clear.
31:24Troubles is concrete.
31:25It ain't that kind of clay, Wally.
31:27The iron is deliberately choosing to sell us the false version.
31:30False.
31:31Right, right.
31:32Why am I doing that, Keith?
31:33Because of what the myth is really saying.
31:35The jar and Pandora are one and the same.
31:37Ergo, it says, woman is the cause of all man's illness.
31:41Okay, you think I'm scared to debate women with you?
31:43I think you've been inoculated by the moors of the current political climb, in all due respect.
31:48I think you're a coward.
31:50Don't know anything about me.
31:51Your fucking hair tells me all I need to know about you, pal.
31:54Okay, all right.
31:55So, you think that women are responsible for the ills of society?
31:58Well, take a look at these boys here.
32:00Hmm?
32:01Do you think any of them's inside because they went on some level trying to impress a girl?
32:06That cunt there wants to kill.
32:08Did you not get the memo, Daniel?
32:11We're all toxic.
32:13We're a gender in retreat.
32:15And we in here, the most menish of men, we're the sharp end.
32:18Our relevance evaporating whilst we shank each other in the showers.
32:22And you want to come here and start talking about spirits and ghosties?
32:25I mean, you're wanking while Rome burns, man.
32:27You're fucking killing us.
32:28What, me personally?
32:29Well, I don't blame women.
32:30They're taking what's theirs.
32:33It's the likes of you.
32:37With your oat milks and your moisturised elbows.
32:42Waxing your arseholes.
32:43Keeping your balls all nice and shiny.
32:46You deny your masculinity.
32:47You're terrified of it.
32:49Tell me, Dan, do you cover your eyes when you take a piss?
32:52Look, okay.
32:53All right.
32:53Look, Keith, have I said something to upset you?
32:55You are rippling with shame, man.
32:58Appalled by the undeniable hardwired instinct deep within your soul that just wants you to
33:02roll around in a big pile of fucking titties.
33:04Now we are talking.
33:06Okay.
33:06You want to talk about women?
33:07Okay.
33:08In ancient Greece, women couldn't vote.
33:10They couldn't own land.
33:10They couldn't inherit.
33:11They could legally be murdered for infidelity.
33:12And then that society has the goal to create a myth, blaming them for all the world's
33:16ills.
33:16And that society is where ours comes from.
33:18So yeah, Keith, undoing that, I'm all for it.
33:20Oh, lovely, Daniel.
33:21What a wonderful human being you are.
33:23I mean, give the man a pickle.
33:24Turns out he's an expert on Greek society.
33:26Yet he can't remember that a box is a fucking jar.
33:28You wanted a debate about women?
33:30No, no, no, no.
33:31You did.
33:33You're the one who brought in Pandora.
33:35You brought in the sirens.
33:36What are you trying to force on us here?
33:39The future has a vaginal tint.
33:40We should all go and fucking kill ourselves.
33:42Is that it?
33:42Because that's all I hear these days.
33:45Don't be you.
33:48Don't be you.
33:49Don't be you.
33:49Just don't be you.
33:53Well, what the fuck should I be?
33:56Eh?
34:00Women have got us on the ropes.
34:02And good luck to them.
34:03They deserve it.
34:03But you see, when I get a baton, I'll punch back.
34:07Excellent installation properties as well, Clay.
34:09Excellent, of course.
34:09They stink about your fucking daughter, Wallace.
34:12Aye, it is.
34:13He's talking shit about women.
34:15What the fuck do you think my little girl's going to grow into?
34:17Grow into?
34:18She's already a grown-ass woman.
34:20That's what she already is.
34:21She's already a grown-ass woman.
34:23We all know that.
34:24Little girl.
34:25She hasn't been a little girl in years.
34:26We've all seen the essay up on your wall, yeah?
34:28It's been up there for donkeys.
34:30A tatty fucking thing it is, yeah?
34:32You write every day, big man, yeah?
34:34He's writing to his little girl.
34:35Okay.
34:36You write it.
34:36She don't read it.
34:38Not once has she sent you anything back.
34:40What is she like, 25 now?
34:4128?
34:42She wrote that for her fucking GCSEs, Wallace.
34:44She's forgot about that crap now.
34:47Just like she forgot about you, rotten ear.
34:50Dead to her.
34:57What?
34:58Don't you fucking dare.
35:01Fucking hell, man.
35:03Fucking hell.
35:05Your boots leaking, boss.
35:08Is that blood?
35:09Is that blood?
35:10Is that blood?
35:11It's your blood, Daniel.
35:17You ripped off a toenail.
35:19Are you serious?
35:20Yeah.
35:21I can see the bone.
35:23You're going to need stitches.
35:24Oh, my God.
35:25Hmm?
35:28Okay, look.
35:29I need to be somewhere.
35:30A, and he's where you need to go.
35:33All right, the circus is over.
35:35Come on, the rest of you.
35:36Back to yourselves.
35:38Well, I have to show you, I really enjoyed that.
35:40Same time next week.
35:42All right, box is another word for fanny.
35:46Pandora's fanny.
35:48Nobody mentioned it, but that could play into the whole female thing.
35:54What's the right answer?
35:56Which one of the spirits go back in the box?
35:59There isn't a right answer.
36:03Then what's the point in asking the fucking question?
36:19I do, I do really need to be someone.
36:21You need stitches.
36:22I'm checking you out.
36:23Then we're taking you to A&E.
36:25Can't you just patch it up?
36:26No, I cannot just patch it up.
36:29All right, hang on a minute.
36:30Are we, just, just, just hold on.
36:31I, um, okay, I, I need to be at an IVF clinic.
36:40It's the Donate Semen, I think.
36:42You think?
36:44Yeah.
36:45It's, it, it's complicated.
36:47I need, I need to make a phone call, and then, I, I don't know, I'm fucking out, I don't
36:53know.
36:55I'll tell you what, I'll take you to your phone, you make the call.
36:59Mm-hmm.
37:00If you need to be at a clinic, I'll take you there.
37:02Once you've flung it out, then I'll take you to A&E.
37:05Then a psychiatrist.
37:07Then a fucking life coach or something, I don't know.
37:28Then a fucking life coach or something, I don't know.
38:00What's up?
38:01Dad, Daddy, Dad!
38:03Oh, he's dead.
38:12Yes, hey. I'm really sorry that we didn't get to speak. It's been a bit mad, to be honest.
38:22It's okay.
38:23No, honestly, Jess, I'm really sorry.
38:27It's okay, really?
38:28No, it's not. That's not what I'm apologising for. I, um...
38:37I don't think that can be a doubt. Sorry, I'm not ready.
38:43You're not ready?
38:50Yeah. Um...
38:50Jess?
38:53But you left the message. You said to cancel the implantation.
38:59You know they don't just put it back in the freezer, right? You know, cancelling is destroying.
39:04Yeah. Look, um...
39:07Jess, I'm so sorry. I really haven't meant to mess you around here.
39:10I just think... I think that, um...
39:13I think that maybe you're right. Maybe it's got something to do with my brother or something like that, you
39:17know?
39:19Um...
39:19Yeah.
39:25Jess, I'm so sorry.
39:27I'm so sorry.
39:34I had the implantation.
39:37What?
39:38Yeah, there was a cancellation.
39:40They called and said if I was in by 10, I could have the slot.
39:42It was all done and dusted by 10-20.
39:51So it's in there now?
39:53The athletes?
39:54It's not his. Dan, it's mine.
40:03Can I just ask?
40:05Why didn't you want me?
40:07It's not that I don't want you.
40:10It's that I don't need you.
40:38You coming?
40:43Hey, you bleed in my fucking car and I'm cutting open the other foot, you hear me?
40:59Thanks for being with me here today. I really, really appreciate you doing this.
41:03It's alright. I mean, I couldn't let you come here alone.
41:06Well, that's very kind.
41:08No, no. I mean, I couldn't let you come here alone. I'm not allowed to.
41:12You bled in the prison. I was the officer on scene. It's my name on the accident report.
41:24Sorry you're not going to be a dad.
41:31Yeah, probably for the best.
41:33My dad was a nightmare. I probably shouldn't pass that on.
41:36Nightmare how?
41:38A lot of time in prison for one.
41:40Really?
41:42So how come you're like this?
41:47A fucking philosopher, Dan?
41:52Well, my mum left him when I was nine. She remarried. And I got away from him. You know, I
42:03got out. Ended up doing this.
42:10You were totally shit today. You got the men all riled up, didn't have any control that I could see
42:15and then you bled on the floor.
42:17I mean, you actually bled on the floor.
42:23But they liked what you did. They liked the lesson. They can't say that they did, but they did.
42:33You don't need these, okay? Next time just wear trainers.
42:42Do you still see your dad now?
42:47No. No, don't see him anymore.
42:51No. No, don't see him anymore.
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