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00:01Previously on Desperate Housewives...
00:03Renee feared Ben was cheating.
00:07And with Detective Vance closing in...
00:09Do you think we need a lawyer?
00:10Lawyers won't be necessary, ladies.
00:12Susan wanted to flee.
00:14If I get caught, I could go away for a lot of years.
00:17Lynette went to Tom for help.
00:19You can't go to Paris, not now.
00:21I'm an accessory to murder.
00:23Carlos disappeared from rehab.
00:26He checked himself out two hours ago.
00:27What? Why didn't you stop him?
00:29My unofficial investigation is about to go official.
00:32But before he could go public...
00:36...and Bree decided to end it all.
00:44Bree Vandekamp had always wanted to live her life...
00:47...with elegance and grace.
00:50That is also how she wanted to die.
00:54Her plan was to pour herself a glass of her favorite Chardonnay...
01:01...put on her most stylish nightgown...
01:04...and leave behind a note on embossed stationery.
01:08Yes, Bree had everything she needed for an elegant death.
01:18Everything except...
01:21...privacy.
01:23Thank you, but I don't need turn-down service.
01:35Come back in the morning...
01:37...and you might want to bring a mop.
01:39Open the door!
01:41Renee?
01:42You have to the count of three. One...
01:44This isn't a good time.
01:46Two!
01:47Seriously, I'm in the middle of something.
01:49Where is he?
01:54Who?
01:55Ben!
01:56The man you're trying to steal from me!
01:58I don't understand.
02:01Do you think I won't hit you?
02:03I once slapped a waitress because she forgot my croutons!
02:06You are dead.
02:08Renee, please, you have to go.
02:11Ever since we met, you've been spouting those Sunday school phrases...
02:15...making folks think you're this grandlady.
02:17Well, I got your number now.
02:20And you are nothing but a middle-aged skank and a Nancy Reagan nightie!
02:28Why do you have a gun?
02:33Bree...
02:35I asked you a question.
02:37Why is there a gun on the table?
02:39I...
02:40No, don't read that!
02:41Bree...
02:42Please go.
02:43Please.
02:44Were you actually in a...
02:46No, don't read that.
02:52Brie.
02:54Please go.
02:56Please.
02:59Were you actually in it?
03:06Oh, my God.
03:09Renee Perry had no idea just how close her friend had come to suicide.
03:16And Brie Vandekamp had no idea just how close she had come to being hit.
03:36Keeping secrets is a lonely business.
03:41That's why we all search for someone to confide in.
03:46An ally who will understand.
03:50An advisor we can trust.
03:53A friend who will never judge.
03:56Of course, not everyone you tell your secrets to will be happy about it.
04:06Hey.
04:10Good morning.
04:12Hey, Mom.
04:12Look who didn't go to Paris.
04:14I know.
04:14Your dad had to cancel his trip.
04:16Because some work meetings came up.
04:18Nice for us, huh?
04:19Hey, if you guys are done, why don't you go grab your books and I'll drop you off at school.
04:23Okay.
04:23All right.
04:26No.
04:28Co-conspirators to murder do not get pancakes.
04:31I know that this was the last thing you ever expected to have to deal with.
04:35Yeah.
04:35You could say that.
04:36How could you let yourself get involved in this?
04:38It's Gabby and Carlos' mess.
04:40I was helping a friend.
04:45Oh.
04:46Helping a friend.
04:49Because when I'd ask you to bring my shirts to the cleaners, that was always this big hassle.
04:53But burying a body in the woods...
04:55Why would you love your voice?
05:01I do not know what is supposed to happen now.
05:03And what is Chuck going to just show up and arrest you?
05:05What?
05:06He told Gabby that he was starting a formal investigation this morning.
05:10So, yes, they could arrest me.
05:13Damn it, Lynette.
05:14How could you let this happen?
05:16Out of the four, you're supposed to be the smart one.
05:22Hey.
05:23Are you guys ready?
05:24Yeah, I'll meet you at the car.
05:25Okay.
05:30I need some support right now, not a lecture.
05:34Okay, you're right.
05:36I'm sorry.
05:42I will find a way to fix this.
05:51And now the news.
05:52Detective Charles Vance was killed last night in Fairview Square, an apparent victim of a hit and run.
05:58The case is currently under investigation.
06:01Anyone with information, please contact the Fairview Police Department.
06:04How could he just check himself out?
06:06How could he just check himself out?
06:08As I told you on the phone, as I replied to your text, and as I'm telling you in person, this is a rehab center, not a jail.
06:16Yeah, well, it's not much of a rehab center if you let patients out in time for happy hour.
06:19Please lower your voice, please lower your voice, you'll wake the crackheads.
06:23I'm sorry, but do you have any idea how worried I am? My husband has been gone all night. I don't know where he is, or what he's been doing.
06:29Look, even if he did have a relapse, I'm sure he'll be back soon. Then we'll call you at home.
06:34So you should go there.
06:37Could you at least pretend to care?
06:39Not with what I'm paying.
06:41You ain't got a big mistake, nurseie. I've got a lot of junk friends, and I'm not recommending this place!
06:47Again, our top story.
06:49Fairview Police Detective Chuck Vance is dead after a hit and run accident that has left the community stunned.
06:57Detective Vance was crossing Lake Street approximately 11 p.m. when he was run down by a dark sedan.
07:09Hello, sunshine. How are you feeling this morning?
07:13Groggy. I'm nauseous.
07:16I'm afraid that's my fault. I slipped a few sedatives in your tea last night and sort of forgot to say when.
07:23You drugged me?
07:24I had to make sure you'd sleep through the night. Didn't want to find you sprawled out on the Oriental with your wrists slashed.
07:30Spanish armor?
07:33If you really want to protect the Oriental, you'll put that away.
07:36Fine. Let me know what you do like for breakfast, and I will make that for you tomorrow.
07:41Tomorrow?
07:42You'll be here tomorrow?
07:44And into the foreseeable future. Didn't you see my Louis Vuitton bags upstairs? I'm moving in.
07:51No, no, no, no, no. You don't have to do that.
07:55After what you tried to do last night, I don't have a choice.
07:59But I'm fine. Last night was just a moment of temporary insanity.
08:03In the light of day, I feel absolutely...
08:07Did you take the laces out of all my sneakers?
08:10Yeah.
08:12And I also got rid of all your knives, razors, pills, cleaning fluid, and your shower curtain.
08:16How could I kill myself with a shower curtain?
08:19You can. I just thought it was ugly.
08:22Okay. See, this is why you can't stay here.
08:25You will drive me absolutely crazy.
08:26Hmm. I'd rather see you in a straitjacket than a coffin.
08:30Well, Renee, that's very sweet. But I am fine now. It's a brand new morning, and I am loving life.
08:38Okay.
08:38Okay. Now that you are of sound mind, why did you want to kill yourself?
08:50It's complicated.
08:51I'm sure it is.
08:53And I'm also sure I'm not going anywhere until I know exactly what made you bring a gun to that motel.
08:59Renee, please. This is so unnecessary.
09:02What's wrong?
09:09I just got some bad news about your friend, Chuck Vance.
09:25Susan?
09:26Susan?
09:32Can you help me with my bag?
09:49No. No. Nobody's helping her with her bag.
09:51Mike, you're supposed to be sleeping.
09:53So are you. Where do you think you're going?
09:54You know where. New York. I wrote it all in the note I left on your nightstand.
09:58But I thought...
09:59Good, Mike.
09:59I thought we discussed this last night. You can't just pick up and leave like this.
10:04You discussed it. I waited until you went to bed, and then I reconfirmed my plane reservation.
10:09Well, if you're going, you're going without clothes.
10:13Mike!
10:13Can you wait a second?
10:17It feels like you've packed for a month.
10:20Three weeks.
10:22Felix set up meetings with gallery owners, and then if all goes well, we can discuss moving there.
10:26I'm not moving to New York.
10:28Why not?
10:29My plumbing business is here.
10:31Well, think how much more exciting it'll be. You'll be unclogging pipes in the big city.
10:35Okay, just stop. This is not about you becoming an artist.
10:38It's not?
10:39No. It's about you running away from Chuck Vance.
10:42Okay. You're right. I'm a mess. One more interrogation by Chuck, and I will crack like an egg.
10:54And then I'll go to jail and take half the neighborhood with me.
10:56I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I can't risk it. You have to let me go.
11:05Hey. What's going on?
11:08Oh, my God. Chuck's dead?
11:12It was some sort of hit and run. That's all we know.
11:15So, what happens now?
11:19Nothing. It's all good. The only person tying us to Alejandro's murder is gone.
11:23Gabby. He was Bree's boyfriend.
11:25Yeah, and if she dumped him when I told her, we wouldn't have gotten in trouble in the first place.
11:29If you're done, I think it's time that we ask the obvious question.
11:33Which is?
11:34Did somebody do this on purpose?
11:39Oh, my God. He was murdered?
11:42No. No, no, no, no, no. It was an accident.
11:44It does seem a bit convenient.
11:47Or maybe God decided to answer our prayers through one of his drunk driving angels on Earth.
11:52Who are we to question God?
11:53Look, okay, I admit we were in a lot of trouble there, but none of us are that cold-blooded, right?
12:04Could it be someone's trying to protect us?
12:06Oh, my God. Carlos.
12:08Hey! Carlos couldn't have done it. He's still in rehab, isn't he?
12:13Of course he is.
12:15Oh, my God, you guys. We finally get a lucky break. Let's just go with it.
12:19We wanted Chuck gone, and now he's gone. It's just a coincidence.
12:22Coincidence?
12:22Yes, Brie. Coincidences happen. Otherwise, it wouldn't be a word for them.
12:28So, uh, I guess we should just put this behind us and get back to normal.
12:34Sounds like a plan.
12:36Are we good, Susan?
12:38Sure.
12:41Brie?
12:43We all agree this was just an accident?
12:48If you say so.
12:52Tom?
13:02Tom, I've got big news.
13:04You are not going to believe what has happened to...
13:07Bob.
13:09What did you do?
13:11Huh?
13:11You buried a man in the woods?
13:13It's merely helping a friend. Don't forget that.
13:16You told Bob?
13:17Of course, I told Bob. If they arrest you, you're going to need an attorney.
13:21Tom, I just found out that everybody I invited to my last barbecue is involved in murder. And this is water.
13:26Scotch, coming right up.
13:28You shouldn't have done that. We don't need a lawyer.
13:31I have to prepare for the worst, Lynette. I am not going to have the kids visit you behind bars next Mother's Day.
13:35No, no, listen to me. Chuck Vance died last night.
13:39What?
13:40In my car.
13:41Oh, my God. Was that you guys, too?
13:43No!
13:44Are you serious?
13:46And Chuck was the only one who knew about that?
13:49Yeah.
13:51Oh, God.
13:52So, Bob, I guess we're not going to need you after all.
14:03But if you want, you can totally bail me for this hour.
14:06Count on it.
14:08I'm taking the scotch.
14:13So it's over.
14:15I think so.
14:22Okay, what's wrong?
14:29Huh?
14:30The one man who could have put us all in jail is gone.
14:33We're home free, but you're still sitting there more depressed than ever.
14:37I'd like to know why.
14:39I don't know.
14:41Are you upset that Chuck got killed?
14:44A little.
14:46Not so much.
14:48Then why are you getting all misty?
14:50I don't know.
14:52Why don't you?
14:53Why are you getting mad?
14:55Because we've been riding this emotional roller coaster for months now.
14:58And I'm ready to get off.
14:59Well, I'm sorry if I'm not all giggles and sunshine.
15:04But I am walking around with a pretty big secret.
15:07So what?
15:08Everybody's got a secret.
15:09Not as big as mine.
15:10I helped bury a body.
15:12And our mechanic does crystal meth.
15:14Our butcher beats up homeless guys.
15:16And the librarian's a nymphomaniac.
15:17The world is filled with ordinary people that do nasty things.
15:21So man up.
15:23I'm going to dump the guilt.
15:24Let's get on with our lives.
15:32I know you're right.
15:33I...
15:34It makes no sense for me to be depressed.
15:42And I know Alejandro was a bad guy.
15:45And he deserved to die.
15:48He did.
15:49He absolutely did.
15:53Why are you still so...
15:55I don't know.
15:58But I'll figure it out, I swear.
16:08Are librarians a nymphomaniac?
16:10I made that up.
16:12Because I always got a vibe.
16:13That's just...
16:14Detective Murphy?
16:21Yeah.
16:22Hi.
16:23I just wanted to stop by and say how sorry I was to hear about Officer Vance.
16:28It's so tragic.
16:29Any idea who could have done this?
16:32Who are you?
16:33Oh, I'm Gabrielle Solis.
16:34I met Chuck through his girlfriend, Bree Vandecamp.
16:37She's a friend of mine.
16:38Well, he's a first-class bitch.
16:42Who I rarely talk to because of the bitch thing.
16:46So, um...
16:48Were there any witnesses?
16:50Everyone here knows what you did to Chuck.
16:52Let him on, and then broke his heart like it was nothing.
16:55Can't believe you wanted to marry her.
16:57Yeah, I know.
16:59Marrying Bree would have been the worst thing to ever happen to him.
17:03Well, second worst.
17:05So, any clues?
17:06Anything at all?
17:07Not yet.
17:09Excuse me.
17:11Um, well, you know what I think happened?
17:13Drunk teenagers hitting people with cars.
17:16It's a rite of passage with them, like spring break.
17:19If I were you guys, I'd be checking the grills of every acne-covered kid within a hundred-mile radius.
17:24It wasn't an accident.
17:26It wasn't?
17:28There were no skid marks.
17:29No attempt to slow down or swerve.
17:31Whoever did this was gunning for Chuck.
17:35So, anyone get the make of the car?
17:37Or race to the driver?
17:40No, ma'am.
17:41But we're monitoring every body shop in the state.
17:45No.
17:47Don't worry.
17:48A cop was killed.
17:50We'll find whoever's responsible.
17:51And when we do, they are going to pay.
17:54Big time.
17:55Okay.
17:57I'll be sure to tell Brie.
18:00That bitch!
18:01How's the history project coming?
18:12Good.
18:12I'm drawing a picture of Lincoln's assassination.
18:16Um, sweetie, I don't think he was shot with a stapler.
18:19That's a gun.
18:21And I think we're done here.
18:22I'm sorry for just dropping by without calling, especially with the way things have been between
18:33us lately.
18:34What's wrong?
18:35It's this whole Chuck thing.
18:38Hey, Penny, would you mind throwing those clothes in the washing machine for me?
18:41Sure.
18:43Thanks.
18:45Come on in.
18:45You don't think it was an accident, do you?
18:50Nope.
18:51Who could do something like that?
18:52It had to be someone who was trying to protect us.
18:54But that means they would have to know about what we did.
18:57Well, who else knows?
18:58I mean, other than the four of us and Carlos.
19:00Well, Susan told Mike.
19:01And I told Ben.
19:02And I told Tom.
19:03You told Tom?
19:04You told Ben.
19:05Okay, so Ben and Mike and Tom, but that's it, right?
19:08No one else has been told.
19:09No one.
19:11Except Tom told Bob.
19:13We're going to need to write this down.
19:15Okay, the people who were there are in orange.
19:19The people who were told by people who were there are in blue.
19:22And the green arrows represent who told whom.
19:25Wow.
19:26We may be good at arts and crafts, but we suck at conspiracy.
19:29What's the purple question mark?
19:30That's whoever wrote the letter.
19:32You think they killed Chuck?
19:34Who knows?
19:35We're not sure why the letter was sent in the first place.
19:37I know what you did.
19:39It makes me sick.
19:39I'm going to tell.
19:40Sounds like a threat to me.
19:41But why kill someone else who has the same goal?
19:44It doesn't make any sense.
19:46None of it makes any sense.
19:48I mean, we know these people.
19:50None of them would commit a cold-blooded murder.
19:55Oh, God.
19:56What if someone else knows?
19:58Hey, how are the girls?
20:09Juanita demanded ice cream for lunch.
20:12What'd you say?
20:12She's bigger than me.
20:13What do you think I said?
20:16And don't give me that look.
20:17You said you'd be home by feeding time.
20:20Sorry.
20:20I've been all over town looking for my husband.
20:23Carlos went AWOL from rehab last night,
20:24and I have no idea where he is.
20:26Want a hint?
20:28You know?
20:29He dragged his can upstairs about two hours ago,
20:32drunk as a Red Sox pitcher at the bottom of the ninth.
20:34Karen, I don't know how to thank you.
20:37I'm on a fixed income.
20:38Let's use our imagination.
20:42Oh, thank God.
20:43I was so worried.
20:44Where were you last night?
20:45You can tell me the truth.
20:46I won't judge.
20:47I'll be totally supported.
20:51Wake up, you pathetic booze-hound.
20:53Where the hell were you last night?
20:54Where am I now?
20:56Oh, I'm home.
20:59No, no, no, no, no, no.
21:00Open your eyes.
21:00Focus.
21:01Okay, after you checked yourself out of rehab,
21:03you got in the car.
21:04Where did you go?
21:05I drove to a bar.
21:07I drank a lot of shots.
21:11And I don't remember much else.
21:13Do you remember killing someone?
21:15Huh?
21:17Oh, look who's sober now.
21:19What are you talking about?
21:20Chuck Vance was killed last night by a hit-and-run driver.
21:24Chuck's dead?
21:26And you think I did it?
21:29Well.
21:30You think I killed someone?
21:32Alejandro.
21:33It's not like potato chips, Gabby.
21:36You were upset and you were drinking.
21:38He was hit on Lake Street.
21:39That's only a few blocks from the rehab center.
21:41I don't remember.
21:45You have to.
21:46The police are all over this thing.
21:48They're looking for witnesses.
21:49They're trying to find the car.
21:53Oh, wait.
21:53That's it?
21:54The car.
21:56All we have to do is check the car.
21:57If you hit him, it'll be obvious.
22:06Honey, where's your car?
22:07That's a really good question.
22:19Why did you turn the light on?
22:24I'm checking up on you.
22:25How you doing?
22:27Fine.
22:28Really?
22:29Because last night you were suicidal.
22:31And that was before you found out your boyfriend was dead.
22:34I would think you'd be an emotional mess right about now.
22:38It's been an interesting couple of days, but I'm holding my own.
22:44See, here's my problem.
22:47I don't believe you.
22:50You don't have to believe me.
22:51All you have to do is turn off the light as you leave the room.
22:54Bree, you need to talk about this.
22:57Repressing your feelings is not healthy.
23:01And since when are you a therapist?
23:04Uh, excuse me, I took intro to psych.
23:06And once slept with my shrink.
23:08I think I'm qualified.
23:09Well, as impressive as those credentials are,
23:12my feelings are not your concern.
23:14They became my concern when I caught you
23:16about to swallow the business end of a Smith & Wesson.
23:20Now, I'm not leaving this room until you tell me why.
23:24I can't.
23:29Other people are involved.
23:31People that you know.
23:33Well, I can keep my mouth shut.
23:38Renee, you can trust me.
23:40We're friends, right?
23:41Not really.
23:45Not really?
23:46I'm not trying to be rude.
23:48Yes, I mean, we're...
23:49Well, we socialize.
23:50You've been to my home.
23:51I've been to yours.
23:52We're friendly.
23:53But that doesn't make us friends.
23:59Okay.
24:00You know what I mean.
24:01You and I don't talk about important things.
24:03We've never had a deep conversation.
24:06We're not friends.
24:10And now I've upset you,
24:12and that wasn't my intention.
24:14Don't worry about me.
24:15I'm fine.
24:21And by the way,
24:22I don't think you have any friends.
24:25In fact,
24:25I don't think you care about anyone at all,
24:27because if you did,
24:28you never would have considered
24:29splattering your brains
24:30against the wall of some cheap motel.
24:33Okay, that's it.
24:34Would you please get out of my house?
24:36No.
24:37Not until I'm convinced
24:38you are no longer a danger to yourself.
24:41I will not allow anyone to kill themselves,
24:43not on my watch.
24:46I will not go through that again.
24:47This is a funeral.
25:15You have got to stop smiling.
25:18I'm sorry.
25:20I'm just so relieved.
25:22I really thought I was dead in the water there.
25:24Yeah, we were very lucky.
25:28Listen, I can't thank you enough
25:30for everything you have done for me.
25:32No big deal.
25:34One minute you're boarding a plane to Paris,
25:36and the next you rush to my side.
25:38But you do know, in spite of everything,
25:42you still mean the world to me.
25:45If I didn't before, I do now.
25:56Hey, I know it's not Paris,
25:58but you want to come over later
26:00for movie night with the kids?
26:01That'd be great.
26:06And I'll bring a pizza so you don't have to cook.
26:08Fantastic.
26:09LeVette.
26:17Sorry.
26:17Sorry.
26:21Here you go, dear.
26:30Oh, thank you.
26:32I can't believe I forgot to bring tissue to a funeral.
26:36Oh, you keep it.
26:37I don't really cry at funerals.
26:39Not anymore.
26:41No?
26:41No.
26:42Well, when you're young,
26:43death always comes as such a shock,
26:46as if the universe is unfair.
26:48But when you get to my age,
26:50you realize that death is just the end of the story.
26:55The phone call comes,
26:58you shed a few tears,
27:00and then you get together
27:02and celebrate the life that was.
27:05That's it.
27:07Thank you so much.
27:09You will never know how helpful you've been.
27:12Oh, I'm so glad.
27:14Were you close with my nephew?
27:16Oh, no.
27:18I...
27:19But he did interrogate me once.
27:21He did a lovely job.
27:29Hey, Gabby, you got a minute?
27:33Listen, what was Alejandro's alias?
27:37Seriously, we're talking about this here.
27:38Chuck told me in my interrogation,
27:40but I can't remember.
27:41Pablo?
27:42Paco Ramon Sanchez.
27:44Right, right.
27:45And he was living in...
27:46Oklahoma City.
27:47What do you need this for?
27:49I...
27:49Wanted to light a candle for him,
27:52and I thought I should know all of his names.
27:54You only light candles for people you want to bless.
27:56That's right.
27:57And he was a bad guy.
27:58I'm gonna go blow out that candle.
27:59Okay.
28:06What the hell are we doing here?
28:07There are cops everywhere.
28:09It's a cop funeral.
28:10Would you expect clowns?
28:12I am taking a huge risk by being here.
28:15No, you're paying your respects.
28:16That's what innocent people do.
28:20Okay.
28:22If I am so innocent,
28:23then why is that cop staring at me?
28:25Hey, just stop acting so guilty.
28:30You take one look at your face and you say,
28:32Hi, officer.
28:33Hello.
28:35Carlos, right?
28:36Remember me?
28:36You know,
28:39I'm not surprised.
28:41You were pretty wasted
28:41when you came into the station the other night.
28:45You went to the police station?
28:47Yeah.
28:47He said he wanted to make a confession.
28:49Something about beating somebody with a candlestick.
28:53Oh, Carlos,
28:54you shouldn't have done that.
28:56What else did he say?
28:58Well, that's when the news came in
29:00about Detective Vance,
29:01and all hell broke loose.
29:03By the time things settled,
29:04he was gone.
29:06So who's this person you assaulted?
29:10Oh.
29:12Uh...
29:12That would be me.
29:14You?
29:15Yeah.
29:16I'm a bit of a handful.
29:19You hit your wife with a candlestick?
29:22He hit me back.
29:23In his defense,
29:24I just popped him with a baseball bat.
29:29So do you want to file charges?
29:32Or do you?
29:35No.
29:35We're good.
29:36This thing we got isn't pretty,
29:37but it works.
29:46So who was it?
29:49It was what?
29:53The person you knew
29:54who committed suicide.
29:58That's something I only discuss
30:00with friends.
30:01It was my mother.
30:12She tried it once before.
30:14Pills.
30:16But I found her in time.
30:19And then,
30:20one morning,
30:21I saw that look in her eyes again.
30:23not sad,
30:24not sad,
30:27just empty.
30:31She swore to me she'd be fine,
30:32so I...
30:33I went to school.
30:41And by the time I got back...
30:43I...
30:44Well,
30:45how was I supposed to know
30:50she was going to pull it off this time?
30:55Oh, Renee,
30:55I am so sorry.
31:00Yeah.
31:02That's what the note said.
31:03I'm sorry.
31:06That's it.
31:07I don't have a mom
31:11for the rest of my life,
31:13and she thinks
31:14those two little words
31:15are going to make up for that.
31:27Many years ago,
31:28a neighbor
31:30and a good friend of ours
31:32took her life.
31:37And that left us all
31:38heartbroken
31:39and perplexed.
31:44But somehow,
31:46when I was alone
31:47in that hotel room,
31:49I forgot about
31:51all the pain she caused.
31:55And in those awful moments,
31:57I thought maybe
31:58she had the answer.
31:59but then you showed up.
32:08Thank God.
32:14You will always be the person
32:16who saved my life.
32:19And now that I've had time
32:20to think about it,
32:23I realize that makes you
32:25the best friend
32:26I'll ever have.
32:27Hey!
32:48Hey!
32:49Look who's here
32:50with the pizza
32:50and a DVD.
32:52Ooh, Mario's.
32:53That's excellent.
32:54Mom,
32:55you won't Dad
32:55pick out the movie?
32:56Hey, my taste in movies
32:58is as good
32:59as my taste in pizza.
33:00Great,
33:00that means the pizza
33:01is going to be black and white
33:02in three hours long.
33:03Oh, excuse me.
33:04Citizen Kane,
33:05Marty, Casablanca,
33:06what do all these movies
33:07have in common?
33:08We fell asleep during them?
33:10They're classics!
33:13Here's looking at you, kid.
33:15Here's looking at my iPhone, Dad.
33:17Hey, be nice.
33:18I'm sure your dad
33:19picked out something
33:19really fun this time.
33:21What'd you get?
33:22Old Yeller.
33:24Oh, Tom,
33:25you make this so hard.
33:27Why?
33:27What I've seen of it
33:28is great.
33:29My folks always
33:30sent me to bed
33:30before the ending.
33:31Is there swearing
33:32or something?
33:33Or something.
33:34How about we eat?
33:37Huh.
33:39Everything good?
33:41Yeah, it's just...
33:43You never remember
33:44I like the thin crust.
33:47But it doesn't matter.
33:48Thank you for getting it.
33:50Who's hungry?
33:51Oh, I am.
33:59Good news.
34:00The police found the car.
34:01You left it
34:02in their parking lot.
34:03Thank God.
34:05Miss McCluskey's gonna drive us
34:06over there after breakfast.
34:08Then I will drive you
34:10back to rehab.
34:12Sounds like a plan.
34:13Babe.
34:25I'm sorry about all this.
34:27I know it put you
34:28and the kids through so much.
34:32I'm gonna try and get back here
34:33as soon as I can.
34:34You forget about us.
34:39You just worry about
34:40getting better.
34:41I can hold down the fort
34:42no problem.
34:54I have something else
34:55I need to tell you.
34:59That's it.
35:01I love you.
35:04I know you know that.
35:08I just don't think
35:08we say it enough.
35:10I love you too.
35:20One more thing.
35:24What?
35:26If you ever
35:27go to the police again
35:29and confess something
35:31without talking to me first
35:33I will be burying
35:35another body
35:36in the woods.
35:37You got it.
35:42Good.
35:44I'll see you in the morning.
35:55Hi.
35:56You want a beer?
35:57Oh, you got the Belgian kind?
35:58I love that stuff.
36:00I know.
36:01Thanks for clearing the table.
36:04I believe that has been
36:05the hardest part
36:05of our separation.
36:06God, for me?
36:07It's the laundry.
36:08I found out
36:09I am more inclined
36:10to buy new socks
36:11than to wash
36:12the dirty ones.
36:14Hey, thanks again
36:15for giving up your trip.
36:17It really meant a lot
36:18to me.
36:20No problem.
36:21And
36:22please apologize
36:24to Jane.
36:25She must be furious.
36:26I doubt it.
36:28She's not really like that.
36:30Tom,
36:31I know women.
36:32There's a Lynette voodoo doll
36:33being dropped off
36:34the Eiffel Tower
36:35as we speak.
36:36No, it's weird,
36:38but Jane doesn't
36:39hang on to anger.
36:40Uh, uh, uh,
36:42hey, hey.
36:43You don't, you don't,
36:44you don't know her.
36:44She's, she's very forgiving.
36:46Ah, fine.
36:47Got it.
36:48She's terrific.
36:50What?
36:51I'll give you an example.
36:52She would never criticize
36:53the pizza I brought over.
36:55What?
36:56Well, you had to
36:58point out
36:59that I didn't get
37:00the thin crust.
37:01I know, I know.
37:02The second I said it,
37:03I realized I shouldn't have.
37:05It just
37:05came out.
37:07Exactly.
37:07It's just, uh,
37:08it's a reflex for you.
37:10You can't help it.
37:12Well,
37:13maybe that's because
37:17I keep hoping
37:17if I say something enough
37:19you'll finally hear me.
37:20I mean,
37:2223 years
37:25of telling you
37:26the kind of pizza
37:27I like
37:27and it still
37:28doesn't occur to you
37:29to get it.
37:29It makes me feel
37:30like I don't matter.
37:35Wow,
37:36I didn't realize.
37:40I know.
37:45I shouldn't have
37:46compared you to Jane.
37:47That wasn't right.
37:50That's okay.
37:58She's really good
37:59to you, huh?
38:14Then I think
38:15you should go to Paris.
38:15what?
38:20Yeah.
38:25Because otherwise
38:25you'll always wonder
38:26if she could
38:27make you happy.
38:30And didn't we say
38:30that was the point
38:31of us separating?
38:32Can I still stay
38:43and watch the movie?
38:47Of course.
38:48Susan.
39:12Susan.
39:13Susan?
39:13You gotta be kidding me
39:25Susan
39:28What do you think you're doing?
39:30Oh, I remember this house
39:32They have to think a guy runs out
39:34And I don't get my fare
39:35Oh, no, no, no, put that back
39:37You'll get your fare this time
39:39Honey, I'm sorry
39:41But I have to go
39:42It's all in my note
39:43What is it with you and notes lately?
39:46You were asleep when I came home from the funeral
39:48Well, if you're taking off to New York, you wake me up
39:50I'm not going to New York, I'm going to Oklahoma
39:53And now I'm just confused
39:55Okay, two minutes
39:58You asked me why I still feel so guilty
40:06I finally figured it out
40:08He got a phone call
40:10Who got a phone call?
40:11Alejandro
40:12When we were putting his body into the ground
40:16His phone rang
40:17Do you know what that means?
40:19He had really good cell phone service?
40:21It means he has a family
40:23And they have no idea where he is
40:25It must be tearing them apart
40:27And he did something horrible
40:30Not them
40:31They shouldn't have to suffer, too
40:34And what exactly are you going to do about it?
40:39I'm not sure yet
40:40I just know I have to see if they're okay
40:45I think it's the only way I'm ever getting back to normal
40:50Well, then I guess you've got to go
40:55Hey!
41:04What are you up to?
41:10I'm just visiting some family
41:25Oh, that sounds like fun
41:28We'll have a good trip
41:29It's a lonely business keeping secrets
41:34That's why we all search for someone we can confide in
41:40An ally who will understand
41:45An advisor we can trust
41:53A friend who will never judge
42:00Yes, we all need help hiding the darkest truths of our lives
42:11Because as soon as you've told one secret
42:16Another is likely to appear
42:30A friend who will never judge
43:00It'sé–€in'
43:03I don't know
43:04Write a lot of stuff
43:05It's true
43:06It's true
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43:10It's true
43:12It's true
43:13It's true
43:14I'm never regret lag
43:15It's true
43:16It's true
43:16It's true
43:18It's true
43:20Yes, I'm not God
43:21It's true
43:22gym
43:23I'm not good
43:24You're not in college
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