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00:01Previously on Desperate Housewives
00:03Carlos needed to make a change.
00:05I am miserable at work. I can't do it anymore.
00:09Orson sent the police an anonymous tip.
00:12I got a feeling about this.
00:13Enough of a feeling to go dig up a construction site.
00:17Mike protected Rene.
00:19He is a good man.
00:21But he paid the price.
00:30Every day on Wisteria Lane, women face their share of problems.
00:37Like a paper boy who's off the mark.
00:41An appliance that's out of whack.
00:45Or a report card that's below par.
00:51These everyday problems can seem like matters of life and death.
00:57I've told your paper boy ten times.
01:00The flowerbed sprinklers go on at 6am sharp.
01:06I don't know how you can call him a repairman
01:08if after he visits the thing is not repaired.
01:13And get this, Carlos.
01:15Her math teacher wrote,
01:16the only thing worse than her arithmetic is her attitude.
01:23But then something truly horrible comes along.
01:27And we rush to hold on to what really matters.
01:32Before it's gone forever.
01:36Before it's gone forever.
01:40When a loved one dies, certain decisions have to be made.
01:49A coffin must be selected.
01:53A headstone must be picked.
01:54Clothes must be chosen.
01:55Preparing a body for burial.
01:56When a loved one dies, certain decisions have to be made.
02:00A coffin must be selected.
02:02A headstone must be picked.
02:03Clothes must be chosen.
02:05A headstone must be picked.
02:08Clothes must be chosen.
02:09Clothes must be chosen.
02:10Preparing a body for burial is never an easy thing to do.
02:23But unearthing one can be even harder.
02:35Hey!
02:36I think we got something.
02:38What do you think?
02:50You look handsome.
02:52What's that under your shirt?
02:54My little tribute to Mike.
02:57He would have loved that.
03:02He was always trying to get me to go to Indianapolis for a game.
03:06When I was too busy being a big executive.
03:10Helping rich people get richer.
03:13That'll be a great eulogy someday, huh?
03:18This is about you wanting to quit your job again so you can be an underpaid counselor?
03:25I'm never going to be able to get you to understand this, am I?
03:28What a difference it would make in my life if I felt like I was helping people.
03:31You're right.
03:32I'm never going to understand it.
03:33And I also don't understand why we have to talk about this today.
03:35Because my best friend is dead.
03:38And he died trying to help people.
03:39So if you ask me, it kind of seems like the perfect day to talk about it.
03:48This one?
03:51Sure.
03:53Shoes?
03:56You pick.
04:03Hi, Reverend.
04:04Hello, Julie.
04:08Susan.
04:11I wanted to show you a rough draft of Mike's funeral service.
04:16It's what we discussed, the standard Episcopalian ceremony.
04:19I'm sure it'll be fine.
04:29I just wanted to see if you'd like to add anything to make it a little more personal.
04:35Readings, for example.
04:36Did he have any favorite poems?
04:38Any favorite writers?
04:42Mike really wasn't much of a reader.
04:47That's fine.
04:49Were you planning on saying something during the service?
04:54Like what?
04:55I wish someone hadn't murdered my husband.
04:59Mom.
05:03He's just trying to help.
05:04I know.
05:05I'm sorry.
05:06I just...
05:07I don't know what I would say that would be enough.
05:14I don't know how to tell people what kind of man Mike was.
05:17What kind of father and husband and friend he was.
05:23I just never thought I would have to sum up his life before he was done living.
05:32It's going to be okay.
05:42Duh.
05:45Please, Reverend.
05:46If there's one thing that I know for sure at this moment is that...
05:52Nothing is ever going to be okay again.
05:55Hey.
05:56Hey.
05:57Hey.
05:58Susan, hold on.
05:59She'll be really glad you came.
06:00I caught the first light after you called me.
06:01I'm just telling Chuck.
06:02You know what I keep thinking about all morning?
06:15Do you remember that time you, me, Mike and...
06:30Do you remember that time you, me, Mike, and Susan rented those cabins by the lake?
06:35Oh no, the pontoon boat?
06:37No, the pontoon boat with the broken gas tank.
06:39And I kept telling everybody, don't worry, they'll come looking for us.
06:42And then the sun started to go down.
06:43Who knew Mike was such a great swimmer?
06:45I know, it was half a mile on the shore, at least in cold water.
06:49He was an amazing guy.
06:54I just can't believe I'm never going to see him walk out of that house again.
07:00I'm sorry.
07:10I've been doing a really good job keeping it together until now.
07:14I'm so sorry, Lynette.
07:17You really seem like a good guy.
07:19Yeah.
07:20He was a great guy.
07:24We should probably get going.
07:27Hey.
07:29You want to ride with us to the church?
07:37No, I still have to get ready.
07:40So you guys go ahead.
07:45Hey, Bree.
07:47Oh, please tell me you're not wearing that to the funeral.
07:50Actually, that's why I was coming over.
07:52I'm not going to the funeral.
07:53So could you please tell Susan how sorry I am?
07:56You have to be there.
07:57The whole neighborhood is going.
07:59Yeah.
08:00And they'll all be thinking, there's the woman that Mike was protecting when he beat up that loan shark.
08:04She's the reason he's dead.
08:06Renee.
08:07Mike stuck his neck out from me.
08:08And now Susan's a widow.
08:10And a nine-year-old kid has to grow up without a father.
08:12Look, I know you feel awful about what happened.
08:15But today is about honoring Mike.
08:17You do not get to make this about your guilt.
08:23Why are you looking at me like that?
08:25Because you're right.
08:27And it's annoying.
08:29Come on.
08:31Go get change and I will save you a seat.
08:33I really hate today.
08:35Me too.
08:38Mrs. Vandekamp?
08:40Can I help you?
08:41I'm Detective Arreda.
08:42This is Fabio PD.
08:44Oh, if this is about Mike Delfino's murder, I'd be happy to help.
08:48But as you can see, I'm on my way to his funeral.
08:51Actually, we already made an arrest in that case.
08:54Thank God.
08:55I'm here on an unrelated matter.
08:57It's a missing persons investigation.
08:59Oh?
09:00Yeah, I'd like you to come down and ask some questions.
09:04Now?
09:06Please.
09:17As she arrived at Mike Delfino's funeral, Gabby considered what her friend Susan must be going through.
09:26After all, Mike was the love of Susan's life.
09:30And that got Gabby thinking about the love of hers.
09:41So?
09:43What do you think?
09:46A lot of things.
09:48Most of them obscene.
09:50I like it too.
09:51It's royal wedding with just a hint of slut.
09:55So, how much?
09:57Who cares?
09:58You get what you pay for.
09:59And you are getting this.
10:05$12,000 to your meal.
10:08We didn't even pay this much for our first house.
10:11Yeah, well how much can mud and straw cost?
10:13Ladies.
10:14We are having a nice time.
10:17Let's try and keep it that way.
10:20Now be honest, Mama.
10:21Don't you like the dress?
10:24Does it only come in white?
10:27I'm just saying.
10:29She's not fooling anybody.
10:31Well, I think she looks beautiful.
10:34We'll take it.
10:35No.
10:37I will not let you spend money like that.
10:40Could you give us a moment?
10:48What are you doing?
10:50She loves the dress and you keep insulting it.
10:53You just don't get it, do you Carlos?
10:55This is only the beginning.
10:57You give in to her with this dress, she'll bleed you dry.
11:00Trust me, that woman is a coal digger.
11:04Hit her, Carlos, hit her.
11:07Mama, you know I love you.
11:10But if you say one more critical thing about Gabby,
11:14don't bother coming to our wedding.
11:17Understood?
11:21Well, I guess you made your choice.
11:24I just hope she realizes how lucky she is.
11:26No.
11:28I am the lucky one.
11:30I've never met anyone like her.
11:32And when she smiles at me, you can't put a price on it.
11:37So, I don't care if I have to work 20 hours a day to keep her happy.
11:42I'll do it.
11:47Oh, sweetie, you know what would really make this dress pop?
11:51Oh.
11:53No, I shouldn't.
11:54No, I shouldn't.
11:55Tell me. What?
11:57Well, it's probably too much, but a pair of diamond earrings?
12:02Then our next stop is a jewelry store.
12:13Hey, what are those stains on the living room rug?
12:16The green is Juanita's puke, the yellow is Celia's puke, and the red is my Merlot.
12:20Since when are you drinking wine in the middle of the afternoon?
12:23Since the girl started puking in the middle of the afternoon.
12:26Your soup is coming, Juanita!
12:29Yes, Celia, yours too!
12:33Here, my shift is over.
12:37No, no, no, no, I can't, Gabby, not tonight.
12:39Why not? I've been with them since they got the stupid stomach flu.
12:41I haven't slept in four days. I need a break, Carlos.
12:45Tomorrow morning, ten clients from Japan are flying in, and in order for me to win their giant account, I have to wow them with a PowerPoint presentation that I have not even started yet.
12:53All I hear is blah, blah, blah, Japan, blah, blah, blah. I need a massage.
12:58Oh, my God, not again.
13:01Every time a bell rings, an angel does not get its wings. A child almost gets hit.
13:07It's just endless. If something isn't coming out of their mouths, it's coming out of their butts.
13:12Every opening is on full service. I can't do this anymore. I'm starting to lose my mind.
13:16Okay. Okay. Go get your massage. I will take care of them tonight.
13:22What about Japan?
13:25This is more important. I told you, I would always take care of you.
13:30Go. Go get your massage.
13:34Hey, girls! Daddy's home! I got your soup!
13:39Surprise taco visit. Don't get too excited. That's not a euphemism.
13:43Hey, babe, I'm kind of in the middle of something.
13:47What are you in the middle of? Obviously not shaving or putting on deodorant. You look like a terrorist.
13:51Can you please just come back later?
13:53Okay. I mean, thought it would be nice to have lunch together, but fine. I'll just leave these for you.
14:01Mike?
14:03Hey, Gabby.
14:06So Mike gets to come visit, but not me?
14:08Mike is just being a friend. He gets what I'm going through.
14:10I did my own old stent in rehab. I know how hard this can be.
14:14Right. What do I know? I'm only his wife.
14:21Gabby! Gabby, wait!
14:24He's a little on edge right now. Cut him some slack.
14:27You think I came here to give him a hard time? I just want to be here for him.
14:31Well, yeah, but you being here just reminds him how he's messing everything up. He feels like he's failing you.
14:35Oh, that's ridiculous.
14:37Why do you think he's pushing you away?
14:39He can't stand you seeing him like this. And frankly, I think he's a little scared.
14:44Of what?
14:46He's always provided for you. And if you think he can't do that anymore, he's afraid you might leave him.
14:51Yeah.
14:59Mike was a good man.
15:04And so are you.
15:08You should quit your job.
15:10What? But you said that...
15:11I was wrong.
15:13If being a counselor is gonna make you happy, then that's what you should do.
15:21As Lynette looked at a wedding photo of Susan and Mike, she thought about the tragic end of their marriage.
15:33And that started her thinking about the beginning of her own.
15:37Oh, I got this.
15:42No, no, no, no, no. I got it.
15:44Why? Because you're the guy?
15:46No, because I asked you out. It's only fair.
15:49Let me get it.
15:51No. Next time.
15:53Next time?
15:55You're asking me out on a second date?
15:59Absolutely.
16:01Okay, but you should know I have a three date rule before I even consider sleeping with someone.
16:05For the record, I wasn't, uh, expecting anything.
16:10That said, if you take me out for coffee now, I would be willing to consider that a second date.
16:17And what if after that I offered you half the candy bar I have in my glove compartment? Would that count as a third date?
16:24Let's have the coffee first.
16:27And see how it goes, shall we?
16:29Let's get out of here.
16:33So, do we need to tell HR about this?
16:37Why would we?
16:38Well, I think they want to know when employees get in a relationship.
16:41Tom, you don't have to do the whole relationship thing.
16:45I am not one of those girls looking for a ring and kids and a house in the suburbs.
16:50Although I am kind of partial to white picket fences.
16:53You don't think there's anybody out there who can make you change your mind?
16:57Not for the next seven years.
16:59I have this whole plan where I become vice president.
17:02Of the United States.
17:03I meant the company, but we'll see.
17:13Okay, can I look now? My back is aching, my ankles are swollen, and your hands smell like cheese.
17:20Ta-da!
17:22What is this?
17:24It's your dream house.
17:27Someone already bought it.
17:28Yeah, I did. For you.
17:30For you.
17:32Ow!
17:33What the hell is wrong with you? You don't just buy someone a house.
17:35The exception to the rule being dream houses.
17:38No, you still should have consulted me.
17:40This is a decision we're supposed to make together.
17:44Ow! Oh, crap!
17:46Here, sit down.
17:47Okay.
17:49Here. Right there. Right there.
17:53Come on. Admit it.
17:56This is kind of nice.
17:57Yeah, it's nice.
17:59But...
18:01I have certain things I want in a home.
18:03I know.
18:04Like a tree house for the twins to plant.
18:06There's the perfect tree for it.
18:08And an herb garden.
18:09There's a great spot on the other side of the house.
18:12And, of course, your white picket fence, just like you always dreamed about.
18:20Wait, I never said anything about a white picket fence.
18:22Sure you did on our first date. You said you were a sucker for a white picket fence.
18:27There's no way I said that on our first date.
18:29You did. I remember.
18:30Because as soon as you said it, I got this image of us sitting on our porch, watching our kids play while we drink lemonade and look out over our white picket fence.
18:38Yeah, this does seem like a nice place.
18:45I'm sorry I did this without you.
18:49But I knew when I saw this house that you would love it.
18:53Because I know you better than anyone.
18:56Ow.
19:13Here. These are yours too.
19:15Thanks. Do you mind if I take the portable CD player?
19:18The one I use while I'm cooking?
19:20How else am I going to play my CDs?
19:22Yeah. Sure. Take it.
19:23Thanks.
19:29How are you doing?
19:31Great.
19:32It's all the fun of a garage sale without making any money and only getting rid of stuff you really like.
19:38Why aren't you fighting harder?
19:40It's just a CD player.
19:42Talking about your marriage.
19:45Lynette, you know me. I hate talking about this stuff.
19:48But everybody on the street knows you and Tom are supposed to be together.
19:53I don't know.
19:55At this point there's so many bad feelings. I think time apart will help us.
19:59It won't.
20:00I've been through this. All right, I know how it goes.
20:05Each of you waiting for the other one to admit they were wrong, beg to be taken back.
20:10The problem is the whole time you're waiting, we're just growing further apart.
20:14You and Susan got back together.
20:16And I kick myself every day for letting it take so long.
20:18What I'm trying to say is, somebody's got to make the first move.
20:23I can't right now. I'm too angry.
20:27And one day you won't be.
20:29I hope it's not too late.
20:32For either one of you.
20:38Don't let it bother you, honey.
20:41What?
20:42Tom showing up with his girlfriend.
20:46That's fine. I actually don't think it's going to last that much longer.
20:50Yeah? Have you heard something?
20:53No, I've decided something.
21:01Brie Vandekamp found herself helpless in the face of a powerful man.
21:06And this got her thinking about the ways she'd handled powerful men before.
21:12And how she'd learned to do it.
21:21Brie.
21:23What are you making?
21:25Honey pecan pie.
21:27It's your father's favorite.
21:29Can I help?
21:31Pie's done, but I can teach you how to make whipped cream.
21:37Of course, there's so many things I should probably teach you first.
21:41Like what?
21:43Like...
21:45How to be a woman.
21:47That is the most important lesson I can pass down.
21:51As the cream thickens, you whip it a little faster, okay?
21:55Don't I become a woman just by getting older?
21:58Oh, no.
22:00There's some things you're too young to understand, but...
22:02I think you're old enough to learn about the mask.
22:07The mask?
22:09That's what my mother called it.
22:11It's the face you wear when you don't want people to know what you're feeling.
22:14All well-brought-up women conceal their emotions. It's very useful, especially when dealing with men.
22:21Why?
22:22Well, if a man knows what you're thinking, it gives him power over you.
22:28For example, if a man knows how much you love him, he'll take you for granted.
22:35He'll hurt you. Carelessly.
22:38Truly.
22:40Constantly.
22:41Does Daddy know that you love him?
22:46Yes.
22:48I have told him repeatedly that I cannot live without him.
22:51If you're so upset with him, why are you making his favorite pie?
22:56Because after all of these years, I have forgotten how to wear my mask.
22:59So now I must do things to distract Daddy.
23:03Like this pie.
23:05When I bring it out, he'll be so excited he won't notice the devastation in my eyes.
23:12Devastation?
23:14It's an emotion.
23:16The kind you might feel when your friend calls to say your husband's LeSabre was seen in the parking lot of a certain motel.
23:22Next to his secretary's Bonneville.
23:24Practice your mask.
23:27Oh, no. Honey, that's too much.
23:30All you need is the hint of a smile.
23:34Perfect.
23:36With an expression like that, no one will ever know what you're really thinking.
23:40And I'll have power over men?
23:43God, I hope so.
23:45Why are you angry?
24:07Who says I'm angry?
24:09After all these years, you don't think I can read you?
24:12Well, if I'm such an open book, what am I angry about?
24:16So you admit you're angry.
24:18I admit no such thing.
24:25You know, this thing you're doing?
24:30And what thing would that be?
24:32You put on this plastic face to keep me in the dark about what you're really feeling.
24:37And I walk around on eggshells for days not knowing which end is up.
24:42Well, maybe I don't feel safe sharing every single thought and emotion I have with you.
24:49Well, that's a horrible thing to say.
24:53Of course you can feel safe with me.
24:57I'm your husband.
25:01I love you.
25:04Please.
25:08Okay.
25:11After dessert, you paid a certain compliment to Gabrielle.
25:18You gotta be kidding.
25:20It was hurtful.
25:25To who?
25:27To me.
25:29You told her she was the most gorgeous woman you had ever met.
25:32She was a model.
25:33I don't care.
25:34You don't say that with your wife standing right next to you.
25:39I'm going to bed.
25:41Now?
25:42You wanted to know what I was feeling.
25:47I'm feeling hurt and humiliated.
25:51And I think you're dumb to feel those things.
25:58Are you coming to bed?
26:01Or are you just going to stay down here and pout?
26:04Actually, I was just thinking about my mother.
26:09How insightful she was.
26:10Insightful about what?
26:15I'll be right along.
26:16I just want to, uh...
26:19tidy up first.
26:24Okay.
26:26Oh, and Rex?
26:28I'll be serving Belgian waffles for breakfast.
26:34Wow.
26:37They're my favorite.
26:40Sorry to keep you waiting.
26:46It's quite alright.
26:48Although I'm still a little unclear as to why you brought me here.
26:53Have you ever met a man by the name of Ramon Sanchez?
26:56No, I don't believe I have.
26:59Why?
27:00Disappeared from his home a few months ago.
27:02And we just got a tip.
27:04That he's dead.
27:05He's dead.
27:07Oh, my.
27:09You say you never met him?
27:11Ramon Sanchez.
27:12No, that name doesn't ring a bell.
27:14Well, you see, because of this tip, someone out there is accusing you of killing Mr. Sanchez.
27:21Oh, good heavens. That's just silly.
27:22Then as it happens, Mr. Sanchez was found exactly where the tips are set he would be.
27:31And was he...
27:33Dead?
27:35Yes, ma'am.
27:36What a shame.
27:38Because you have been identified as Mr. Sanchez's killer...
27:42You had no choice but to bring me in for questioning, I understand.
27:45So I have to ask you.
27:48Did you kill him?
27:53Absolutely not.
27:54I must say, you are hard to read.
28:02Thank you. What a lovely compliment.
28:05You think that's a compliment?
28:07I was raised to be composed at all times.
28:10This is obviously a very stressful situation, finding myself accused of a horrific crime.
28:16And the fact that you would think that I'm comporting myself with a measure of grace and dignity...
28:21Well, that's a thoughtful thing to say. You're very sweet.
28:25Now, do you have any other questions?
28:28I hate to rush you, but I'm late for the funeral of a very dear friend.
28:33Hmm.
28:35I can't think of a thing.
28:42Well, it was lovely meeting you.
28:45And I do hope you find out what happened to Mr. Sanchez.
28:49I'm sure we will.
28:51See? What did I tell you?
28:57She's something, alright.
29:00I'm just not sure what we got by bringing her down here.
29:08We got her fingerprints.
29:09As Susan listened to the kind words the minister had to say about Mike, she found herself at a loss.
29:24She knew people wanted to hear from her, but she had no idea what she wanted to say.
29:30I can't believe you're making me do this.
29:31Oh, wait.
29:32I think what you mean to say is Susan, sweet, wonderful Susan.
29:33Thank you for marrying me and allowing you the honor of carrying your beautiful behind inside our house.
29:48You are so drunk right now.
29:51No, I am not. I'm just, oh, I've never been this happy in my life. I feel like I could float.
29:58I wish you could.
29:59I'm happy too.
30:00That's it? I'm happy?
30:01Well, that covers it.
30:02What do you want from me? I'm not a big word guy.
30:03Okay, come on, mister. Strong and silent.
30:07What?
30:08Write me a poem.
30:10Oh, leave me alone with this stuff.
30:11It's my wedding night. I want a poem. Come on, let's go.
30:15Let's go.
30:16Oh, I'm happy.
30:18I'm happy too.
30:20That's it? I'm happy.
30:22Well, that covers it.
30:24What do you want from me? I'm not a big word guy.
30:28Okay, come on, mister. Strong and silent.
30:31Come on, let's go.
30:34All I remember is this thing from when I was a kid.
30:37I'll take it.
30:39Give me my poem, husband.
30:44I love you once. I love you twice.
30:48I love you more than beans and rice.
30:54Now that is a poem.
31:01It's really smart you guys are doing this.
31:03When people die without a will, it can be a nightmare.
31:09You okay, honey?
31:11Of course I'm okay.
31:12We're about to talk about us dying for the next two days.
31:17If it makes you feel any better.
31:19Nobody enjoys this.
31:20I'm shocked you hear that.
31:22You got any cancer pamphlets in there?
31:24In case we finish early.
31:26Susan, come on. This is important.
31:28We got the baby coming. We got the house.
31:30I'm not saying a will isn't important.
31:32I'm saying it's a beautiful day.
31:34We should take a walk or something and deal with this dying stuff on a nice, dreary, rainy day.
31:41Um, the bathroom's right there, Bob.
31:44I don't need to use the bathroom.
31:47Or maybe I do.
31:54Okay. What is it?
31:56We're jinxing us.
31:58By doing this, we're telling death, come on in.
32:02No, just when you don't do this, then it's a jinx.
32:04Look, I'm a plumber, and it's always the people that don't have homeowner's insurance whose toilets explode.
32:10Is it what they eat?
32:13Missing my point.
32:15No, avoiding your point.
32:17Go wash your hands.
32:21Please. We'll do it Saturday, I promise.
32:24Look, I know it's tough, but indulge me, okay?
32:28Because if something happens, there's nothing more important to me than knowing that you and you are taken care of.
32:43Bob, come on.
32:45We're not paying you to go to the bathroom.
32:51Oh, this is what I'm talking about.
32:52None of that Kobe beef, arugula, and goat cheese nonsense.
32:55Give me good old-fashioned ground beef, American cheese, and iceberg lettuce any day.
33:00Well, I am glad you're happy.
33:02But I am not sure that any burger is worth a half-hour drive in the car.
33:06And that's just because you haven't taken a bite yet.
33:08Juanita said Mrs. Vandekamp's boyfriend got killed by a car.
33:14Yes. Yes, he did.
33:18And it was an accident. It was very sad.
33:20But you don't have to worry.
33:23As long as we remember to look both ways before we cross the street, that'll never happen to us.
33:29Where do we go when we die?
33:36Well, you know. We go to heaven.
33:39I know. But does everyone go?
33:43Everyone you know will go to heaven.
33:46What about animals?
33:49Animals go to heaven, too.
33:52What about bugs?
33:54Bugs are annoying.
33:57We don't want bugs in heaven.
33:59What about the animals that eat the bugs?
34:01Won't they starve?
34:03You're right.
34:05There are bugs in heaven.
34:07But if all the people and all the animals and all the bugs that ever live go to heaven, isn't it super crowded?
34:14No, sweetie.
34:16Heaven is perfect.
34:18How is it perfect?
34:20I mean, what's it like?
34:22You want to jump in here?
34:25Hey, buddy.
34:27This is heaven.
34:29It is?
34:30Sure. Sitting with the people you love more than anything in the world.
34:34Eating the double cheeseburger and fries.
34:36It's got to be heaven.
34:39You know what else is heaven?
34:40What?
34:41That place we fish.
34:42Near the waterfall?
34:43Yep. Heaven.
34:45And we watch football together, and Mom brings us trays of snacks.
34:48That's heaven, too?
34:49If heaven is supposed to be the happiest place you can be, don't all those places sound like it to you?
35:00What are hamburgers made of? Because I know they're not ham.
35:08Thank you for coming to help honor Mike Delfino's life.
35:12The family invites you to join them at the cemetery.
35:18I changed my mind.
35:22Hi.
35:24I wasn't planning to say anything because I had absolutely no idea what to say.
35:33Mike and I never talked about what he wanted for a funeral.
35:42I think it's because, uh...
35:45Well, you know, Mike, he wasn't really much of a talker.
35:50Some of you, as you came by to hug me today,
35:57you said that he's in a better place.
36:03And you know what? I...
36:06I realize now...
36:09He is...
36:13He...
36:15is in a diner...
36:16eating cheeseburgers...
36:21with his family.
36:25And he's fishing...
36:28at a waterfall.
36:33And he's watching football with his son.
36:37Yelling like a maniac.
36:40So...
36:42Since he has to be in...
36:47all those wonderful places...
36:53I'm going to have to say goodbye to him...
36:56now.
37:04Goodbye, Mike.
37:05I'm like...
37:21I love you once.
37:23I loved you twice.
37:26Oh...
37:29I love you more than me twice.
37:35I like...
37:36I love you...
37:37I love you...
37:38Even...
37:39I love you...
37:40In...
37:41the...
37:42How sweet...
37:44The...
37:45The...
37:46The...
37:47The...
37:48The...
37:49The...
37:50That saved a wretch like me
38:02I once was lost
38:08But now I'm found
38:14Was blind, but now I see
38:26T'was grace that taught
38:32My heart to fear
38:38And grace my fears relieved
38:48How precious did that grace appear
38:58The hour I first believed
39:08Through many dangers
39:16Toils and snares
39:20I have already come
39:30T'is grace that brought
39:38Me safe thus far
39:44And grace will lead me home
39:58You know what, Mike was right
40:02This is the best freaking burger I've ever had in my life
40:04You got that right
40:08Susan, you haven't eaten a thing
40:10Aren't you starving?
40:1205-1602
40:16I just remembered
40:20Just Mike's password for his voicemail
40:22I have to call the cell phone company
40:26Or they're gonna charge us for an extra month
40:28I can do that for you
40:30I will call them first thing tomorrow morning
40:38MJ signed up for pitching for Little League this year
40:44Mike was supposed to teach him
40:46Oh honey, I'll send Carlos over to coach him
40:48I gave him two girls who hate sports so he'll be thrilled
40:50Mike was always checking the tires on our car with his thingy
40:54I don't know where the thingy is
40:58I just know it was important and it kept us safe
41:02Hey, hey, Tom's still taking care of our cars
41:06I'll just tell him to add yours to his to-do list from now on
41:08Susan, we are gonna do everything we can to hold you up, okay?
41:20Okay
41:22Yes, as much as death takes from us
41:26It also gives
41:28It teaches us what's truly important
41:32Like giving back
41:34Like giving back
41:36After a lifetime of taking
41:38Going after something
41:42We never should have let go of
41:46Or looking back
41:52On what made us who we are
41:54But sometimes
41:58The lessons learned
42:00After a person's death
42:02Aren't the ones
42:04We expected
42:06Forensic says the prints in the mug
42:08Match the prints we found on the dead guy
42:10The whole time she was dating Chuck
42:12I never trusted her
42:14You think we got enough to arrest her?
42:16Probably
42:18Let's hold off
42:20I wanna make sure we get enough to put this bitch away for good
42:22I don't care
42:24You think we got enough to fight?
42:26I don't know
42:28I don't know
42:30You should wait for good
42:31I don't know
42:32You should wait for good
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