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Gogglebox Australia Season 22 Episode 5
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00:00I've got to charge my phone. It's nearly dead.
00:02Did you plug it in at night time?
00:03No, I couldn't be bothered.
00:05I was trying to find the cord in the dark and I thought, oh, who cares?
00:08That's like other things you try to find in the dark, then you say, who cares?
00:11No, they're too small to find, Keith.
00:13Ah!
00:15Every evening in Australia...
00:17Oh, it's back!
00:18Oh, what's this show called again?
00:19Would not have a clue.
00:21TV reaches over 12 million of us.
00:24Suck les bleus!
00:24That's gross, baby.
00:26But have you ever wondered what other people are watching?
00:28Yes!
00:29Yes!
00:29Let's do this.
00:30This is great.
00:31Find out what people thought about what was on in the last seven days.
00:36That's awesome.
00:37Okay, I'm into this.
00:39What a stupid concept.
00:40I'm so excited.
00:41This week, we met some brand new housewives.
00:44We're in London town.
00:46Is that an Aussie accent?
00:48Went off-grid with Colin and Manu.
00:50Oh!
00:51Manu has his touchy out!
00:54And watched a doco on the case that got the whole world talking.
00:57Are we doing the Mushroom Killer case?
00:59I can't look at mushrooms the same way anymore.
01:02I don't think I've ever had Pete Follington.
01:04You haven't.
01:04And after this, I don't think I'm ever gonna.
01:06Well, you don't like mushrooms, so you wouldn't eat it anyway.
01:08In Melbourne, Holly Dalton's been painting.
01:17I love it.
01:18I really love it.
01:20But...
01:20Nothing on the back.
01:21Where should we keep it?
01:22She can keep it in a room.
01:23No!
01:25On Monday, we checked in with...
01:28Oh!
01:30It's a pretty good race.
01:31That's the one.
01:32And still racing are...
01:35Fev and Lenny are doing very well.
01:36Fev's in.
01:37I don't want Fev to win.
01:37Ex-Carlin player.
01:38Come on, Fev.
01:40Lindy and who?
01:41That's Michael Clemens.
01:42Ex-wife and his daughter.
01:44Oh, yeah.
01:45Asia and Scott.
01:46She's from below deck, isn't she?
01:47I like them two.
01:48They're good.
01:49What country are they in?
01:50Our eight remaining celebrity team touched down in sunny Sri Lanka.
01:54Welcome to Sri Lanka.
01:57Are you born?
01:58We've been there, Kate.
01:59Yes, that was our first trip together.
02:01Oh, we're staying in Asia because Asia's cheap.
02:03Where's Fev?
02:04I'm actually getting a bit stressed.
02:05I'm a bit nervous about today.
02:07What's happened?
02:07Hang on.
02:07My daughter is very sick.
02:10Oh, his daughter's sick.
02:11She's probably got food poisoning, buddy.
02:13If you shut up, we'll be able to hear it.
02:15She's achy.
02:15She's got fever.
02:16He's doing it solo.
02:17Oh, she's going down with gas.
02:19She ate at a Sri Lankan restaurant.
02:21Teams are travelling by taxi to the coastal fishing village of Nagombo.
02:25Nagombo!
02:26That's where you got really sick.
02:28Yes!
02:28We're in the main street of Nagombo.
02:30Yes!
02:30Eating the biggest seafood cocktail.
02:33And an elephant just walked past, started smelling it.
02:36Kate grabs the prawn, eats it.
02:38Within 15 minutes, Kate was on the floor with the worst food poisoning of all time.
02:42Back to the race.
02:44Here in Nagombo, fishing's been a way of life for centuries.
02:46Now, the only bullshit factor about that, there was no elephant.
02:50There was so an elephant.
02:52For this challenge.
02:53Our celebs must choose between wet or dry.
02:56There was no elephant.
02:57There was an elephant.
02:58You were on the ground.
02:59Enough.
02:59Let's hear the challenge rules.
03:01Teams who choose wet must cut four baskets of fish.
03:04That's easy.
03:05Dude, you can knock that in three minutes.
03:07Seriously, how would I make up a story about an elephant?
03:09Um, challenge.
03:10Oh, no.
03:12It just squirted in my mouth.
03:14That's it.
03:15She's dead.
03:16Three days time, she's dead.
03:17I've heard this story 50 million times, never been an elephant.
03:20Always been an elephant.
03:21Okay, we're done.
03:22There's a challenge happening.
03:23Teams tackling dry must take four barrels of fish, soaking in brine, and lay them out to dry.
03:28Oh, my gosh, I love the dry fish curry.
03:31Nah, give me a wet fish any time.
03:33There'll be an elephant at the main street of Nagumbo.
03:36Nothing churrer.
03:36Oh, I give up.
03:38Here's Fev.
03:38That bloody stinks.
03:40It's not fair on Fev.
03:41He should only have to do two baskets.
03:42Oh, Jesus Christ.
03:44Oh, he's got a pick up by himself too.
03:4838 degrees.
03:50Could you imagine the smell?
03:52It's all a part of the fun.
03:53It's beautiful.
03:54It's summer all year round.
03:55We finally make it to the detour.
03:58Well, he's the Clems.
03:59We are last.
04:01Oh, look at Fev.
04:02He's by himself.
04:02Stop whinging.
04:04I underestimated how hard the challenge was going to be.
04:06He doesn't look well.
04:07Could the sweat in his cap.
04:08Oh, sweaty fish, sweaty humans.
04:10Not good.
04:11Maybe one of them will help you.
04:12Jack, we'll give you a hand.
04:13We'll come help.
04:14They're going to help Fev.
04:15Rob Mills.
04:16They're amazing people.
04:17That's the Aussie way.
04:18This is crazy.
04:19No, this is amazing.
04:23Don't put your hands on me.
04:24This is my bloody wedding shirt.
04:2642 degrees.
04:28Holy moly.
04:30And they don't even have air cons.
04:33They're outside.
04:34Can I just take a minute?
04:35I feel really dizzy.
04:36Oh, no.
04:37Heat stroke.
04:38She's got heat stroke.
04:39I've never seen such a soft bunch.
04:40Hey, hon.
04:41What's going on?
04:42It would be unescapably 42 degrees everywhere.
04:45Yeah, she's underneath a tarp.
04:47Come on in.
04:49Dude, at this point, you're just going to have to cut her loose.
04:52Do a favolo and just go solo.
04:55Where's Fev?
04:56Yeah.
04:56Oh, he's in second place now.
04:58What a comeback.
04:59He's going to realise he's actually doing better without his daughter.
05:01Leave her behind for the next leg too.
05:04Oh.
05:06Welcome to Artini Beach.
05:08Oh, Bo's in his little Hawaiian shirt.
05:10Asha and Scott, you are the first team to check in.
05:12A couple of buttons down on Bo Ryan too, isn't he?
05:15They call that beach time Bo.
05:16Bo with the boobs out.
05:18Where's Fev?
05:19Here he is.
05:21Come on, Fev!
05:22Second, second!
05:23Brendan Favolo, you are the second team to check in.
05:26Great effort!
05:27Oh, I'm so happy for him.
05:29I want to give him a hug.
05:30Today was tough, Bo.
05:32You must be knackered.
05:33I reckon I've got a decision to make, Bo.
05:35I don't reckon you're going to like it.
05:36Oh, no!
05:37Don't pull out!
05:38I reckon I'm going to have to check out.
05:40Go home with my kid.
05:42What?
05:42He's coming second!
05:44Dude, his daughter is going to be so pissed off.
05:46He's going to be like,
05:46Dad, what do you mean?
05:47You're coming second.
05:48I'm actually feeling quite good.
05:49Let's go.
05:52Because Fev pulled out,
05:58that means the Klims are still in it.
05:59Well, let's find out.
06:01Oh, they're still in the van.
06:03Hello.
06:04Girls.
06:05Close the door, Bo.
06:06Bo, close the door!
06:07You're letting the hot air in.
06:08After speaking to our medic,
06:09the professional advice is your journey here ends.
06:12Being medically pulled out.
06:13There's going to be no one left.
06:14It's last man standing.
06:16I think the show is going to be cool.
06:18Sri Lanka, off the list of places to visit.
06:21Take it off.
06:21Are you born?
06:23Oh, Matt, we didn't see an elephant.
06:24Yeah, funny about that.
06:28Got an elephant in sight.
06:40I pick my car up tomorrow,
06:42which means I have to cancel my drinking plans tomorrow afternoon.
06:44So what I'm hearing is that we've got a designated driver in general.
06:48Oh, no, that's not me.
06:49That is not me.
06:52This week, we rolled out the red carpet for the premiere of...
06:56The Real Housewives of...
06:57London!
06:59Ha, ha, ha!
07:00London is the capital of the world.
07:02We're in London town.
07:04London is just so pretty.
07:06So pretty.
07:07It's the city where dreams come true.
07:09Where the streets are paved with gold.
07:11We're talking about uber-rich people here.
07:14London rich.
07:14He's definitely a class and an elegance to the British person.
07:19Listen, darling, we're just like all the other housewives,
07:21except for we're a little bit fancy.
07:24So let's meet them.
07:26Amanda.
07:27I'm Amanda Caroline.
07:28Amanda.
07:29You sound like you're from London.
07:31Oh, lovely.
07:32No cost of living crisis here.
07:34What the...
07:34Tell that to the poor people, love.
07:36Have a lovely day.
07:37You stupid idiot.
07:39Let's meet another housewife.
07:42Panthea.
07:43I am Panthea Parker.
07:44I met the love of my life, Ed.
07:46The love of your life, who's about 140.
07:49Morning, darling.
07:50He ticked every single box there was to tick.
07:52The most important one is that he had money.
07:55Speaking of money, let's see how housewife Juliet got her fortune.
07:59My husband's Anthony.
08:00Whoa!
08:01Why are their husbands always so old?
08:03Because they're gold diggers, bro.
08:05Let's be really honest about this.
08:06Is that an Aussie accent?
08:08Clearly.
08:08She's from Australia.
08:10I'm from a little Jillaroo town.
08:12Mariba.
08:12Mariba.
08:14Queenslander.
08:14There you go.
08:15Mariba is like this beautiful little place in the middle of the rainforest.
08:18And then I thought, you know what?
08:19This is shit.
08:20So I went and found a rich old man and I married him.
08:23Correct.
08:24And now she can afford to go horseback riding with her best friend, Amanda.
08:27Just divine.
08:28Alright, so Amanda and Juliet are going for a trot and hide park.
08:31Why?
08:32So Amanda can invite Juliet to a party at her house, of course.
08:36Wowee.
08:36That's the invitation just to come to the party.
08:38A box full of flowers.
08:40As if you wouldn't just send a text message.
08:42Who have you invited?
08:43I've invited everyone that actually hates each other.
08:44I'm okay with that.
08:46Which is great, because Panthea hates Juliet.
08:48Oh!
08:49I just want to tell you a story.
08:50Okay, we've got some juicy goss.
08:52Juliet and I had a mutual friend who was a dentist.
08:55Okay.
08:55This dentist one day calls me with chatting and I said, tell my silly son that his brace
08:59has been broken.
09:00Can you hurry up and fix it?
09:01Right.
09:02He goes in there.
09:03She didn't have the glue.
09:04What?
09:04That is an atrocity.
09:06Oh, then she looked at my mouth and went, let me see.
09:08Oh yeah, you need six, seven fillings.
09:10What?
09:10What was that?
09:11Whoa, whoa, whoa.
09:11We missed something.
09:12Is anyone confused here by this story?
09:14Yeah.
09:14So Panthea's angry at Juliet because Juliet's friend was a dentist and Panthea sent her son
09:19to the dentist because he needed to get some glue on his braces, but ended up getting
09:21feelings for his bonky teeth.
09:23Right.
09:23Okay, got it, got it.
09:24So she's complaining that the dentist fixed the son's teeth?
09:28Yes.
09:29But isn't that why you go to a dentist?
09:30That's why you go to a dentist.
09:31You've got to just have it out with her.
09:33Yeah.
09:33Oh my God!
09:34So Juliet and Panthea are going to kick off at Amanda's party.
09:38Yeah.
09:38We don't need that.
09:39Or do we need that?
09:40Of course we do.
09:41And Juliet's heading to the party.
09:43What is with the 50 balloons?
09:46Is this a fifth birthday party?
09:49Where do you put the balloons now?
09:50Oh my God!
09:51No one wants your pink balloons.
09:54Come on, bring on the biffo.
09:56Okay, well let's get Juliet and Panthea in the same room.
09:59Hello beautiful.
10:00Hello darling.
10:02Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah.
10:04Wait.
10:05Once they bring up the cavities, shit's going to go down.
10:08Look at the people that are real.
10:09Oh, here we go.
10:10Ding, ding, ding.
10:11I did love this one, whether she, you know.
10:14I love you still.
10:14Shut the f***ing up.
10:15Woo!
10:16Oh, oh, wow.
10:17We started straight away.
10:18She hasn't even got a canapé yet.
10:20The truth is, Juliet, everybody knows you borrow your clothes.
10:23What?
10:23What?
10:24What?
10:24Wait, I'm confused.
10:26You've never borrowed any of my clothes.
10:26Shut up.
10:27You don't borrow your clothes.
10:28Sorry, how did this start as the bunk dentist?
10:30Does she borrow his clothes and that's the issue?
10:31That's such a valid question.
10:33I do not borrow clothes.
10:34I've never borrowed clothes.
10:35I wear my own clothes.
10:36These are my clothes.
10:37I didn't even know you could borrow clothes.
10:39It's a thing.
10:40Oh, my God.
10:41I care less about this than I did at the dentist.
10:43And let me tell you another thing.
10:44Oh, yeah, my God.
10:45There it is.
10:46To that stupid dentist.
10:47We're on to the dentist.
10:48What happened with the dentist?
10:50Let me tell you.
10:51My son goes to this dentist.
10:53Who's Juliet's friend.
10:54And she said, I need...
10:55Seven fillings.
10:56After this, she took the dentist's side.
10:58Who cares?
10:59Why did you take her side?
11:01You were my friend.
11:01Maybe because you're being a bit crazy.
11:03I want you to be honest.
11:04I want you to be honest.
11:05Anyone for any more caviar?
11:07Holy shit, I'm out of here.
11:09And I'm sorry we lost our party.
11:11God, talking about teeth.
11:12It's someone's party.
11:13Sorry, but I'll let you down.
11:15You are boring me.
11:17Panthea is the party pooper.
11:18It's just put me in such a bad mood.
11:20Oh, my God.
11:21You started it.
11:22I have to get out of here.
11:23So she just went, dropped the bomb, and then left.
11:25That's like she walked into an elevator, farted, and got out on the next floor.
11:29I'm going to look like the lunatic.
11:30Correct.
11:31Because I lost it.
11:32All over a bit of dental hygiene.
11:33This is why I just don't go to the dentist anymore.
11:37Crazy.
11:38That was wonderful.
11:40I love Real Housewives, and that did not disappoint.
11:42I got my senior citizen's card.
11:54Oh, did y'all?
11:55You know what the problem is?
11:56What?
11:57That wherever I go, they're not going to believe me that it's my senior citizen's card.
12:01Why not?
12:02Because I don't look my age.
12:05Well, you may.
12:06Could you please state your full name and address for me?
12:10They're in Trudy Patterson, 84 Gibson Street, Lee and Gather.
12:13Lee and Gather.
12:14Why does it sound so familiar?
12:15All right.
12:17Mushroom lady.
12:18Are we doing the mushroom killer case?
12:19Yep, we sure are.
12:21Can you believe that they're doing a doco about a week after she was sentenced?
12:25How fast is that?
12:26Yep, it's pretty fast.
12:28And this week, Stan was first to tell the story of the case that got the whole world talking.
12:33Oh, not this mushroom crap again.
12:35Dude, you're talking to someone who knows nothing about this case.
12:38Wait, what?
12:39For real?
12:40You've never heard about this.
12:41Oh, my God.
12:43The biggest talked about bloody thing in Australia at the moment.
12:46Yeah.
12:47She served poisoned mushrooms in a dinner and killed a few people on purpose and was found
12:52guilty and sentenced to life in jail.
12:57Death cap murders.
12:59I can't look at mushrooms the same way anymore.
13:01I've not eaten mushrooms since this has been unfolding.
13:04I can't even play Super Mario at the moment.
13:08Poisonous mushrooms have killed three people and tonight a man is in hospital fighting for
13:12life.
13:13She killed them with mushrooms.
13:14Yes!
13:15In a beef wellington.
13:17Oh, like cooked the mushrooms.
13:18Yes!
13:19Everyone just thinks about Erin Patterson, the murderer.
13:22They don't think about the poor people that died.
13:24The tale begins with Erin Patterson hosting a lunch for her ex-husband's family.
13:29This is a special lunch.
13:30This is not just mushrooms on toast.
13:32Is that a beef wellington?
13:33Yes.
13:34I want to know why she chose beef wellington.
13:37You're going too deep into the food.
13:39You know, it's Miss Marple stuff.
13:40Imagine beef wellington being your last meal.
13:42Oh, poor things.
13:43I don't think I've ever had beef wellington and after this I don't think I'm ever gonna.
13:47Well, you don't like mushrooms so you wouldn't eat it anyway.
13:49When her guests fall ill, suspicion turns to Patterson.
13:52She hasn't presented with any symptoms.
13:55Why is it she sick?
13:56How does everybody else get ill?
13:58Except for her.
13:58Except for you.
13:59You could have at least poisoned yourself a little bit.
14:01What authorities suspected that killed all three of them was death cap mushrooms.
14:06Half a death cap will kill an adult.
14:09It is the most poisonous mushroom known.
14:11So these mushrooms are like quite common where they live.
14:14Yeah.
14:14Everybody down there knows about death cap mushrooms.
14:18Every single kid has taught at school, if you live in this area, you never touch the mushrooms.
14:23By now, the mushroom case was big news and it got bigger when Patterson broke her silence.
14:29Erin, can you tell us what happened on Saturday?
14:32What happened on Saturday was devastating.
14:35Oh, she wants to talk now.
14:36Don't say anything.
14:37But when she started talking to media, that's when they started going, oh, there's something not quite.
14:42It's what I felt.
14:45Is she really crying?
14:46I'm trying to say, where's the tear?
14:47Why is she acting so odd?
14:49Like, is it the trauma of what's going on?
14:51Or is she trying to hide something?
14:53Gail, is the mum that I didn't have?
14:56This sounds fake.
14:57This is like me when I'm trying to force myself to cry.
14:59I'm devastated.
15:00I love them.
15:01She's dry as a bone.
15:03Even her mouth is dry.
15:04She's like, think about dead dogs, think about dead dogs, make me cry, dead dogs.
15:07Someone give her an Oscar.
15:10Just can't believe it.
15:11Mate, she couldn't play herself in a biopic.
15:14Where did they come from, Erin?
15:15She said, now that mat annoys me.
15:17Put the mat right before you go in.
15:18Put the mat right before you go in.
15:19Shut the door.
15:20And the story went global.
15:22There was all this content online, on TikTok, on Instagram.
15:26Everyone wanted a bar of it.
15:28Everyone everywhere knew about this.
15:30I don't think anything's been bigger since a dingo got my baby.
15:33The police then questioned Patterson about some incriminating evidence.
15:37An instruction manual for a sun-deemed food layer of electronic dehydrator.
15:42They found an instruction manual for a dehydrator.
15:45But no dehydrator?
15:46Do you know anything about a dehydrator in your house?
15:49No.
15:49Nah, nah, nah, nah.
15:51No one just keeps a manual for a dehydrator.
15:53Lie, lie, pants are fire.
15:54You took it to the tip.
15:55Yes, police have come to the tip looking for a dehydrator that had been dumped a few days earlier.
16:02They found the old dehydrator that she used and they worked out that there was, like, poison residue.
16:08How did they find that?
16:10How is she dumb enough to take it to the tip?
16:12You live in the bush.
16:13Go and dig a hole for it.
16:15We don't hear anything for months.
16:18And all of a sudden, we get a tip-off.
16:21They're riding her.
16:22Erin's just sitting inside this house, waiting while officers just search the entire property.
16:27Oh, what do they find?
16:28What do they find?
16:29And finally, after nightfall, we get the email.
16:34Erin Patterson, who's been interviewed for hours, has just been charged.
16:39Oh.
16:39Wow.
16:40They got it.
16:41Three counts of murder, one count of attempted murder, but crucially and perhaps more significantly,
16:47four counts of attempted murder for trying to kill her husband, Simon Patterson, over a number of years.
16:54What?
16:55She's got form.
16:57Are you kidding me?
17:00Oh, come on!
17:00Parts two and three coming soon.
17:02I just can't wait for part two.
17:04I'm just so glad I didn't follow any of this in the media, so now I get to watch it now.
17:08Yeah.
17:11So we definitely have to click into the next one.
17:13We'll be watching the next two.
17:14Oh, 100%.
17:15How interesting was that?
17:17I'll cook you some dinner.
17:18No, thank you.
17:33I'm 35.
17:34I wear quarter zips now.
17:35No!
17:35I need to look like I can play golf at any moment.
17:39This week on Hey You.
17:41Our desire for beauty has gotten out of hand.
17:45Oh!
17:46My bad.
17:46Because of the weight of my boobs.
17:48Oh, my God.
17:50But the biggest movement in plastic surgery now is actually reversing it.
17:54Reversing plastic surgery.
17:56Yeah, everyone's taking their bums out.
17:59Plastic surgery rewind.
18:02Botch presents.
18:03Yeah, it's a spin-off.
18:04Hey, babies.
18:05It's Michelle Visage.
18:06Michelle Visage from RuPaul's Drag Race.
18:09We created the rewind retreat.
18:11Rewind retreat.
18:12Where for the next two weeks, the surgery obsessed will be checking in to discover if they're really ready to let go of the butts, the boobs and the lips.
18:23It's like a Love Island villa type botch.
18:26Yeah, kinda.
18:27But these guests are celebrities.
18:29When I was growing up, I was like the ugly duck.
18:32Larissa Lima.
18:33Oh, she's from 90 Day Fiance.
18:35Kill that ugly duck.
18:37Kill the ugly duck.
18:37You weren't an ugly duck.
18:38She was fantastic younger.
18:40I think I went too far.
18:41You reckon?
18:42She'd sleep on her stomach and be levitating.
18:44Yeah.
18:46Here we go.
18:47Who's next?
18:48Growing up, everybody just picked on me.
18:51TV host and influencer.
18:52Who's he influencing?
18:54I'm going to introduce him to a t-shirt.
18:55After all of the heat.
18:57Is that hair fake?
18:58I think everything's fake.
18:59I changed my whole look.
19:01He used to look like that.
19:03Oh my God, he was cute.
19:04He went from Conor McGregor to Dame Edna.
19:08Real housewives.
19:09Now we're talking.
19:11I've dabbled with under eye filler.
19:13There's nothing wrong with picking up the needle every now and then.
19:15It's making me look older.
19:17Agreed.
19:17Why can't people just be happy with what God gave them?
19:21I don't feel like my mom and I.
19:23Is that her mom?
19:24Yeah.
19:24What?
19:25I feel like that's bad parenting.
19:26You are all here because you are considering rewinding a cosmetic procedure.
19:31Has it got the doctors on botch that we've loved and admired for 20 years?
19:34Please welcome Dr. Terry.
19:36Dr. Terry!
19:37And Dr. Spirit.
19:38Wait, where's Dr. Nassif?
19:40Dr. Nassif doesn't accept returns and refunds.
19:42He's Lebanese, he just wants the money up front, plastic surgery, don't come back.
19:46Okay, let's find out what the guests want to rewind.
19:49Alan.
19:50I would like to get rid of the BBL.
19:52What's BBL?
19:53Brazilian butt lift.
19:54That's all they look at.
19:55Love, that's not what they're looking at.
19:57The first thing they're going to see is all that.
20:01I feel as if my face has not worked anything if they're looking at my behind.
20:04Dude, this is fake anyway.
20:06Larissa, why are you here?
20:07I'm here because I have big titties.
20:10It's 1,500 each.
20:12Oh my gosh.
20:13That's three kilos.
20:14Does her back not hurt?
20:15And Kim, why are you here?
20:17I had some major neck surgery last year and created this pretty big scar.
20:20Her neck looks fine.
20:22Where's my neck?
20:23Have I got wrinkles?
20:24Yeah.
20:25When are we going to see them slice and dice?
20:26Not just yet.
20:27It's time for...
20:28Paper dolls challenge.
20:29What's the challenge got to do with anything?
20:32Never mind that.
20:32On a cardboard cutout, they need to create their dream body.
20:36Oh my God, what is this?
20:37Pin the tail on a donkey?
20:38For the parts that you're thinking of rewinding,
20:40you'll have three options.
20:42Do you want to make it bigger, smaller, all the same?
20:45Yep, that's it.
20:46Let's go.
20:46This is going to be the whole mental game,
20:49making sure they want to do what they want to do.
20:51And Brielle is struggling with her cheeks.
20:53I could not figure out which one was overfilled or underfilled.
20:58That's concerning.
20:59Feel of blondness is definitely a thing.
21:01Kim's got a handful of necks.
21:03They all look exactly the same.
21:04Yeah, leave it as it is, total neck.
21:07Larissa, I noticed that you chose larger breasts.
21:11Larger?
21:12Could it be that you've been so obsessed with achieving this body shape
21:15that you're not able to recognise yourself with more normal proportions?
21:19This is a problem, right?
21:20People get hurt and then it becomes an addiction.
21:22You just want more, more, more, more.
21:24You don't even notice how ridiculous you look.
21:26Kim, you actually chose a more wrinkled neck.
21:30You also look better than that.
21:33These guys got no idea.
21:35These people need therapy, not puzzle making.
21:37What's Dr. Tez doing?
21:39Here he is.
21:40Brielle.
21:41Hi.
21:41Oh, they have to go to self-reflection room.
21:43Oh, they're walking into the David Jones change rooms.
21:46Uh-oh.
21:46Your neck to me is pretty good.
21:50Well, what about look at this when you go like this
21:51and you like squeeze it back?
21:53What is she lifting?
21:53There's nothing to lift.
21:55She just has a bulldog clip.
21:56Also, she's not 21.
21:58This is a part of ageing.
21:59You started with filler.
22:00Yep.
22:01So what age were you?
22:02I had just turned 18 when I first got my lips done.
22:06An 18-year-old does not need filler.
22:09Dissolver can sometimes dissolve not only the filler you had put in
22:13but your own natural hyaluronic acid.
22:16It can?
22:16It can.
22:17If you got too much filler and you got it dissolved,
22:19a result could be you look much older.
22:21Let me show you.
22:22I mean, you can see this facial deflation.
22:24Everything's dropping.
22:25This is the advice they needed from the start.
22:28I look like 65 years old.
22:29I might put the needle down now.
22:32If they actually do rewind the plastic surgery,
22:35then the concept of this show is great.
22:36I just worry that they've done the complete opposite.
22:39And this show is a big, fat waste of time.
22:40So, dude, I went last weekend down to New South Wales,
22:53finally ventured out of the state.
22:55Yep.
22:56The taps are backwards in New South Wales.
22:59They put the hot on the opposite side.
23:01Yeah.
23:02That's just silly.
23:03I know, dude.
23:04That's why I'm staying in Queensland, man.
23:06It's weird down there.
23:08This week on Disney Plus...
23:10All life began.
23:12Stop it.
23:13It's happening.
23:13In the deep blue sea.
23:16The man with the golden voice.
23:18The voice of nature.
23:20Yep.
23:20Everyone's favourite was back.
23:22David Attenborough.
23:24Yeah, baby.
23:26Ocean with David Attenborough.
23:29Here we go.
23:30Let's listen to him.
23:31After living for nearly 100 years on this planet...
23:34He's nearly 100.
23:35He's 99.
23:37Can we get him indoors?
23:38Why is he outside in the cold?
23:40In my lifetime, our ability to see the ocean has been transformed.
23:45He would have seen some things in his time.
23:47And what a journey it has been.
23:4999 and he's still working.
23:51So that means you will have to work till you're what?
23:54How probably the day you die.
23:55Oh, my God.
23:56I now understand as I approach the end of my life.
23:59Shit, have a break, mate.
24:01Enjoy life.
24:01Now, let the man retire.
24:04He hasn't got enough super.
24:05The most important place on Earth is not on land.
24:09Are we talking oceans here?
24:10This show's called Ocean.
24:12Oh, is it?
24:12This is going to be so good.
24:14Now we are making discoveries that completely change our understanding.
24:19Do not dare do an episode about starfish and kelp.
24:22This is giant kelp.
24:24Oh, we are doing kelp.
24:26We've discovered a high-rise community.
24:28Like, he's going to die soon.
24:30We don't need an episode about seaweed.
24:32We're wasting your life.
24:34The forest needs its many residents to survive.
24:38It's a balance, isn't it?
24:40You can't take anything out of the circle of life.
24:43It's there for a reason.
24:44Everything and everyone that relies on this community could be in trouble.
24:49I get so stressed when he starts talking to us like this, like I need to apologise.
24:52We must first open our eyes to what is happening below the waves.
24:57Here we go.
24:58Hold your breath.
24:59No, what have we done?
25:00Few of us imagine this.
25:03What's that?
25:03That doesn't look right.
25:08Oh, it's a net.
25:10A modern industrial bottom trawler scours the ocean floor.
25:15Oh, my gosh.
25:16It's the most wasteful way to fish.
25:19I don't think they're fishing.
25:20Yeah, they're catching everything.
25:22Forcing anything it disturbs into the net behind.
25:25Quick, fishies, quick.
25:27They're like literally running for their lives.
25:29Over three quarters of a tallest catch may be thrown away.
25:34That's unbelievable, isn't it?
25:35Who's responsible for this?
25:37Humans.
25:38Like, what is wrong with us?
25:40Ancient seagrass meadows ploughed into silt.
25:44That is awful.
25:45Humans really stuff this up, eh?
25:47I don't know, though.
25:48The ocean's been there since the start of time.
25:50I know, but man is wrecking it.
25:52No, it's going to be there until the end.
25:55Oh, all right.
25:55If you know more than David Attenborough.
25:58We have drained the life from our ocean.
26:01Jeez, he's fed up, isn't he?
26:02That's his fed up face.
26:03That I would find it hard not to lose hope.
26:06David Attenborough has lost hope.
26:07Oh, Christ, if he's lost hope.
26:09Were it not for the most remarkable discovery?
26:12Oh, he's given us some life.
26:14The ocean can recover faster than we had ever thought possible.
26:18Thank goodness.
26:19Praise the Lord.
26:20This area was fished intensively with nets and traps.
26:25Please tell me it's a reserve now.
26:26The decision was made it would be a marine reserve.
26:30There we go.
26:32More of this, please.
26:34In just five years, the forests were once again flourishing.
26:40Five years.
26:41So we could bring life back to our oceans in just a few short years.
26:46A thriving, bustling neighbourhood.
26:48Well, I worry David doesn't have five years to see the ocean rebuild itself.
26:51Safe from fishing, the animals had time to grow big.
26:56Oh, my God, what's that?
26:57A stingray.
26:58Looks like it's got fur on it.
27:00Maybe it's a Greek stingray.
27:02And the larger a female spiny lobster can grow...
27:05The better it tastes.
27:06A bit of butter.
27:07Mwah!
27:08They're also delicious with garlic.
27:10Oh, my God, am I the problem?
27:11Yet even here, there is still hope.
27:14Have you ever had lobster?
27:15Yes.
27:15Yeah?
27:16Nice?
27:16Yes.
27:17No, I might eat it.
27:18That's because you don't eat anything, Keith.
27:20I do.
27:21No, sausages?
27:23Potatoes.
27:24If we save the sea, we save our world.
27:29Yeah, well said, David.
27:31We are now one documentary closer to the last Attenborough documentary.
27:35Who is going to take over from David Attenborough?
27:38I'm sure that nothing is more important.
27:41What if I told you there was a solution?
27:43You?
27:44Yeah.
27:44All right, let's do it.
27:45Okay.
27:45As you can see, there's some sick-looking reef here.
27:50It's like matte colours, like neons, like when you're driving through the cross.
27:53Look at that octopus.
27:54That's pretty hectic.
27:55I had that at a Greek restaurant last week.
27:59You know what?
28:00You're not quite David Attenborough, but I'd watch you.
28:03You're David Attenborough.
28:04In Melbourne, Simon's become the new assistant coach of his lacrosse team.
28:21Now, we actually did the draft last night.
28:22We picked all the players.
28:24But you're the assistant coach.
28:25Surely you didn't do much.
28:26I actually think I botched up the draft a bit.
28:27I was like, it's supposed to be on mute and I came off mute for a bit.
28:30And then I think that revealed some of our plans to everybody.
28:33You think not being on mute?
28:35And then someone picked the guy that we were going to pick.
28:37Sounds like you're not going to be the assistant coach for too long.
28:40On Wednesday, Seven took us to...
28:43New Zealand!
28:45..where we caught up with an Irishman...
28:46Oh, Colin!
28:48..and a Frenchman...
28:49Oh, Minou!
28:50..for an Aussie TV show set in New Zealand.
28:52Here we go.
28:53Kia ora!
28:55After Greek, we're Colin and Minou.
28:57Let's do something different.
28:59Wait, are we doing a boys' trip?
29:00They sure are.
29:01Sick.
29:02And in this new series...
29:03..they're going to explore the sights and flavours of New Zealand.
29:07Road trip.
29:08Let's go, baby.
29:09Two best mates finding out what this amazing country has to offer.
29:13You know what these two did?
29:14They're like, how can we fund a holiday to New Zealand
29:17where we go do the most amazing things and have to pay for nothing?
29:20Yeah.
29:20All right, here we go.
29:21The maiden voyage.
29:22This would be so fun.
29:23Imagine doing this with your best mate.
29:25It's literally the dream.
29:26Yeah.
29:27Here we go.
29:27All right, we're on the road.
29:29What do you want to do?
29:30I want a pie.
29:31What?
29:31You can't start a road trip without a pie.
29:33Yeah, I want a pie.
29:34I think the pies in New Zealand, I'm going to say it,
29:37are far superior than the Aussie pies.
29:40Oh, you're pushing it there, Minou.
29:42Pies in New Zealand are amazing.
29:43Yeah?
29:44Really?
29:44Yeah, they've got big pie culture there.
29:46There we go.
29:46Blue rolls.
29:47Where are we going to?
29:48They're getting a pie.
29:49You're listening to the show?
29:50Morning.
29:51Morning.
29:52Morning.
29:52This looks like a nice little bakery.
29:54Oh, it smells good in here.
29:55When you've got wallpaper on the wall,
29:57you know it's legit.
29:58So what do we want?
29:59Hangy.
30:00Is that how you pronounce it?
30:01Hangy?
30:01Hangy, yeah.
30:01What's in it?
30:02Pumpkin.
30:03Oh, that's not a pie.
30:05Pumpkin?
30:06Watercress potato.
30:07No.
30:08Now, you know what you must do before you eat a pie?
30:10You must blow on it.
30:12Ha, ha, ha.
30:12Blow on the pie.
30:14How are they, boys?
30:15Oh, that's so good.
30:17I hate having to drive and eat a pie.
30:21And Minou can't really enjoy it.
30:22He's having to worry about it.
30:24He's wearing a white shirt.
30:25Like it.
30:25Oh, shit.
30:26Everywhere.
30:26See, see, see?
30:28Look, it's an absolute mess.
30:30You've got greasy balls.
30:33Oh, okay.
30:34That's when you know you're best mates.
30:36Keep going.
30:36You missed a bit.
30:37Oh, yeah.
30:39Oh, man, that just made me feel like a pie.
30:41So now we get to do what we've always dreamt about doing together.
30:45I spent all the money on pies.
30:47I've got none left for graphics.
30:48Next, we're off to...
30:49An oyster farm.
30:50Oysters.
30:52Nah, I don't like them.
30:53We're here for some oysters, obviously.
30:55Calamari?
30:55I love calamari.
30:56I haven't got calamari, Keith.
30:58Two dozen each.
30:59Two dozen each?
31:00Jeez, that'd get the boys going, wouldn't it?
31:02Oh, look at that.
31:04How good.
31:05The wives are away.
31:07They're on holiday mode.
31:08Oh.
31:09Those aphrodisiac qualities are kicking in now.
31:11Aphrodisiac?
31:12They're going straight to the caravan.
31:14I feel very lucky today.
31:15Oh, now they're feeding each other.
31:17Surely there's something going on there.
31:18It's salty and so sweet at the same time.
31:22Mmm.
31:22Yep, the caravans are rocking, Milo.
31:24Don't go knocking.
31:26Next, the lads suit up to go spearfishing.
31:29Jeez, the boys are really showing their nipples off, aren't they?
31:31This is sick!
31:33And whoever catches the least number of fish...
31:35Skinny dips down the beach.
31:37Oh, boys.
31:38You don't go fishing with your mates unless you make it into a competition.
31:41Oh, the boys!
31:42Here we go.
31:44Game on.
31:47Look at the fish!
31:49How can you miss?
31:50Just point and shoot.
31:51You'll get one.
31:51I think Colin might catch him anew.
31:54Oh, he got it!
31:56Oh, what a catch!
31:57Go, Colin!
31:58He's doing a Rex Hunt.
31:59Give him the kiss.
32:00Blue bow bow.
32:01Is Rex Hunt dead?
32:02No, it's all life.
32:03Oh, is he?
32:04Fortunately, I guess I'm the one who's going to have to do the nanny run.
32:08Mate, if it's a boys' trip and at least one person doesn't get their willy out,
32:11it's not a boys' trip.
32:12Take it off!
32:14Take it off!
32:14All right, settle.
32:16Before we get to that...
32:17Why don't we make dinner?
32:18Oh, they're going to cook a barbie on the beach.
32:21What's on the menu, Milo?
32:22All right, so I'm going to use the blue mau mau.
32:24Some of the kelp seaweed.
32:27Oh, look at that.
32:28A bit of coriander, a bit of chilli, a bit of lemon.
32:31Straight on the fire.
32:32Isn't that perfect?
32:33That's the best way.
32:35Oh, moment of truth.
32:37Oh, look at that.
32:39That looks yum.
32:40No, look at the flesh underneath.
32:45Doesn't get any fresher than that.
32:46Oh.
32:47All right, Manu, hurry up and get nude.
32:51Oh!
32:52Manu has his toshy out!
32:54Woo-hoo!
32:56It was a lot bigger going in.
32:59That was good.
33:00I really liked their show.
33:00Guys with accents going overseas.
33:02Yeah.
33:02It's a tried and tested method.
33:04All right, well, I'm off on a road trip.
33:05Where are you going?
33:06I'm just going up to Maccas.
33:19What have you got there, mate?
33:20Well, you keep whinging about how dirty my feet are.
33:22They are always dirty.
33:23Why don't you wear shoes, though?
33:24That's the biggest thing.
33:26We live on the Gold Coast, man.
33:27Shoes are optional.
33:28You could just shower and wear shoes.
33:30Yeah, that sounds like a lot of effort.
33:32Oh, get it on, get it on, get it on, dude.
33:35That's so gross.
33:36On Friday, Todd Woodbridge served up another ep of the hit game show.
33:40Welcome to Tipping Point.
33:42I love Tipping Point.
33:44It's bloody tough to follow on, but everyone loves it.
33:47This is the pokies on afternoon television.
33:49Yeah, three contestants are ready to take on the machine.
33:51Hi, I'm Bec.
33:52You reckon Bec's colour blonde?
33:54No, Bec is wearing a nice top.
33:56Hi, I'm Khalid.
33:57Oh, we have to go for Khalid.
33:59He's one of the boys from the area.
34:00Hey, I'm Christo.
34:01I'm from Melbourne.
34:02What would you be?
34:02I'm Lee.
34:03I have to put up with Keef all day.
34:04We need to get started.
34:05We're going to play round one, bank builder.
34:07I've watched this game about 10 times.
34:10I don't understand the rules.
34:11Well, contestants are given trivia questions
34:13and correct answers win them counters to put in the show's machine.
34:17The local has a pokies machine similar to this
34:19and I feel like I'm on TV when I'm playing it.
34:23Every counter that comes over the Tipping Point
34:24will put $100 into your bank.
34:27Here we go.
34:27I just hate that this is, like, all luck.
34:30It's called gambling.
34:31Mr. P is the name of the mustachioed mascot
34:33for what brand of potato chips?
34:36Smiths.
34:37Starting with P.
34:39Pringles.
34:39That's right.
34:40Oh, Pringles.
34:40Starts with P.
34:42You shouldn't know, mate.
34:42You eat a whole container to yourself.
34:44Here we go.
34:45Opening drop of the day.
34:48Oh, oh, oh, oh.
34:51This could be good.
34:51This could be good.
34:53Yeah.
34:54Oh, yeah.
34:55300, 300.
34:56Yep, not bad.
34:56A common idiom meaning to be unaffected
34:59is water off a duck's what?
35:00A lid?
35:01Back.
35:01It is.
35:02Oh, yes, Khalid.
35:04God, how easy are the questions?
35:06It's like, one, two, three, what's next?
35:07Even I'm getting it.
35:08That's saying something.
35:09Yep, just keep it coming.
35:11That's right.
35:11Oh!
35:12Hey!
35:12Cinque Terre is located in a European country.
35:16Crystal.
35:17Oh, no.
35:18What'd she buzz for?
35:21Oh, I know.
35:22Oh, I think it was.
35:23Five towns.
35:24Cinque Terre.
35:26It was Italy.
35:26Oh, my God.
35:27No, it's hard.
35:28It's a lot of pressure.
35:29That was not.
35:30It's literally in Italian, the name.
35:32Yeah, Cinque Terre.
35:33Which popular brand of Japanese mayonnaise
35:35features a naked baby doll?
35:36Kupi.
35:36Kupi.
35:37Kupi.
35:37Bottled with a red lid.
35:38Kupi.
35:39Correct.
35:39Okay.
35:40Now, because she's won the least,
35:42it's time to do this.
35:44And, Bec, unfortunately,
35:45we've found your tipping point.
35:47It's been a lot of fun.
35:48See you later, Rebecca.
35:49Next up is head-to-head,
35:51where an incorrect answer
35:53means the other player gets the counter.
35:55Here, get ready for this, Crystal.
35:56Oh, no.
35:57I want a heart.
35:58I want a heart.
35:59I want a zigzagging heart.
36:00I want a heart.
36:01I want a heart.
36:01I want a heart.
36:02I want a really, really, really
36:04want a zigzagging heart.
36:05Wannabe by the Spice Girls.
36:09And with that...
36:10Khalid, unfortunately,
36:11we've found your tipping points.
36:12All good.
36:13No!
36:14Sorry, Khalid.
36:16Final question.
36:17Adult polar bears typically have
36:19what colour skin under their fur?
36:22Pink.
36:22Black.
36:23White.
36:23It's black.
36:24It's absolutely pink.
36:26It's black,
36:27and their fur is clear,
36:28not white.
36:29Like giraffes,
36:30have purple tongues.
36:31Stop with the explanation.
36:32No one cares.
36:33Just say black.
36:34I'm going to light up black.
36:36Okay.
36:37Oh, wow.
36:38See, always bet on black.
36:39You're walking away
36:40with $3,900.
36:41Congratulations.
36:43Oh!
36:43Yeah!
36:44Yeah!
36:45But it's not over yet,
36:47because...
36:47Crystal,
36:48you and I are about to play
36:49Jackpot Temptation.
36:50Okay.
36:51Jackpot Temptation.
36:53Okay.
36:53If it means, like,
36:54would you risk the $3,900
36:55for the 20 grand,
36:56I'd be like, yes.
36:57Now she could choose
36:58to keep that
36:59or gamble it all.
37:00Risk it all.
37:01Risk it all.
37:02For what?
37:03Well, just like you would
37:03on the normal pokies.
37:04You win a bit,
37:05and then you go,
37:05bugger it,
37:06I'll win more,
37:07and you slap it all
37:07back into the machine,
37:08and then the machine
37:09takes your money,
37:10and you walk away
37:10with nothing.
37:11I'm going to offer
37:11you four counters,
37:13and the jackpot
37:14is worth $40,000.
37:1740 Gs, bro.
37:18What?
37:19Take the temptation.
37:20Take the temptation.
37:22I'll play.
37:23She's doing it.
37:23She's doing it.
37:24Yeah!
37:25It's crazy.
37:25No one ever
37:26takes the temptation.
37:29Come on.
37:29Come on.
37:30Come on.
37:30Oh, my God!
37:31There's no way!
37:32Push it straight.
37:33Push it straight.
37:33Push it straight.
37:34Push it straight.
37:35She got it!
37:36Oh!
37:37Yeah!
37:39$40,000!
37:41I love the fact
37:42that she's won this,
37:43and she didn't know
37:44where Chinkaterra was.
37:45It's not about smartness,
37:47Mum.
37:47It's about gambling.
37:48It's called luck.
37:49I've got my bloody
38:0310-year reunion coming up.
38:05Oh, dear.
38:07Are you going?
38:07Well, of course I'm going.
38:08Why?
38:09Well, I need to see
38:10if I'm still better.
38:11Oh!
38:12The government
38:14come up with
38:15a new computer system.
38:17There won't be
38:17a human in sight.
38:19On Wednesday,
38:20SBS ran the first
38:21of a three-part documentary.
38:24They were committing fraud
38:25against welfare recipients
38:26at an industrial level.
38:29Oh!
38:30I know what this is about.
38:31Is this robo-debt?
38:33That's right.
38:34One of Australia's
38:35most shameful
38:36political scandals.
38:37How could it go on so long?
38:39How could they not know?
38:40It was huge.
38:42It tipped some people
38:43over the edge.
38:43They lost their homes.
38:45They lost their marriages.
38:46Lost their lives.
38:47What?
38:48Jesus.
38:49The people
38:52versus robo-debt.
38:53What's robo-debt?
38:54The government
38:54built an AI system
38:56to analyse Centrelink repayments
38:58and then accused
38:59all of these people
39:00of stealing money.
39:01Turns out,
39:03not stealing money.
39:05And it started
39:06in 2015
39:07under this bloke.
39:09There does need
39:10to be a strong
39:10welfare cop on the beat
39:11and I'll certainly
39:12be looking to do that.
39:13This dickhead.
39:14Skoma.
39:15Four years.
39:15We're going after
39:16the cheats,
39:16Mr Deputy Speaker.
39:17And we're going to
39:18stop those cheats
39:19and we're going to
39:19stop those roasters.
39:20Yeah, cheats and roasters.
39:22You're a cheat,
39:22you're a roaster.
39:23Their plan was
39:24to create a computer system
39:26to analyse Centrelink data
39:27and it saw them
39:29increase debt notices
39:30from a couple
39:31of thousands a month
39:32to 169,000
39:35in just six months.
39:37Wow.
39:38169,000 notices?
39:41There is no worse
39:42feeling that when
39:42you get a letter
39:43in the mail
39:43and you know it's
39:44from some sort
39:44of government organisation.
39:45One person to receive
39:46a notice was nurse
39:48and first-time mum
39:49Felicity.
39:50In 2016
39:51I received a letter
39:52in the mail
39:53saying that I owed
39:55about $11,100.
39:59A living green.
40:00Your heart would drop
40:01getting a letter like that.
40:03I actually could not
40:04pay that up front at all.
40:05Having that debt
40:06looming over you
40:07knowing that you have
40:09to do something about it
40:10quite imminently
40:11with no income
40:11is terrifying.
40:13God, I think of
40:15how scared I get
40:15when I get a parking fine
40:17for $200 or something
40:18and then think of this.
40:20I'd feel sick.
40:21That would bankrupt
40:22a lot of families.
40:23I'd never been a person
40:24that wanted to
40:25rot the system
40:26or, you know,
40:29claim something
40:29that I wasn't entitled to.
40:31Where's the proof?
40:32The onus is on the person
40:33who owns the debt
40:34to prove their innocence
40:36and I didn't even know
40:37how they proved
40:38that I had a debt
40:39in the first place.
40:40So the government's saying
40:41you are guilty
40:42until proven innocent.
40:44That is ridiculous.
40:45God, you never trust
40:46Centrelink.
40:46I want to know
40:47how they calculated
40:48this number.
40:49Well, let's hear
40:50from Colleen Taylor,
40:51a former compliance officer
40:53at Centrelink.
40:54Okay, so she's
40:54on the inside.
40:55Robodebt was raising
40:56a debt on the raw
40:57tax office data.
40:59We knew
41:00that the raw data
41:02with the tax office
41:03was actually
41:03next to useless
41:04when it came
41:05to raising a debt.
41:06Oh!
41:07Oh my God,
41:07they were guesstimating
41:08with people's money.
41:10We went to the supervisor
41:11and said,
41:12oh, these debts
41:13are wrong, you know.
41:14So she's flagging
41:16the problem.
41:17Good on her.
41:17But let me guess,
41:18she got shut down
41:19and ignored.
41:20She said,
41:20well, if you don't like it,
41:21you can leave.
41:23So they knowingly
41:24didn't listen
41:25to the information.
41:26This is our government.
41:28But it got worse.
41:30Yara had really bad asthma
41:31and she'd developed
41:32a chest infection
41:33on top of it
41:34so I had to take her
41:35to the doctors.
41:37And my card declined.
41:40Don't.
41:41My account was overdrawn
41:42by $11,500.
41:44Yay!
41:45They took it out!
41:46And I called
41:47the debt collection agency.
41:49He said,
41:50well, you've got a debt
41:51and now you've paid it.
41:53Can they even do that?
41:54Get stuffed!
41:54$11,000 is literally
41:56could send someone homeless.
41:58I can't afford my rent.
41:59I couldn't afford my bills.
42:01I'm a terrible mob.
42:02Oh, what a disgrace.
42:04People are their most vulnerable.
42:06This makes me feel sick.
42:07And we were going
42:08over the bridge
42:08on the freeway
42:09and I said to him,
42:10well, why don't I just
42:11drive off the road?
42:13Oh, shit.
42:14See, that could be
42:15the last straw for somebody.
42:17I didn't want to be alive.
42:19Oh, no.
42:20That's so scary.
42:21You can't be stealing
42:22from the most vulnerable
42:23people in the country.
42:25This is daylight robbery
42:26done by the government.
42:30That made me angry.
42:32I'm burning.
42:33That was actually
42:33really interesting.
42:34That was very good.
42:36I'm going to keep watching that.
42:36I want to find out
42:37how it went
42:38and how deep it went
42:40and why didn't Morrison
42:41and that something
42:42happen to him.
42:43This afternoon,
42:57I took Bungie
42:57down to the dog park.
42:59I stood in
42:59two dog gunners.
43:01Oh.
43:02Two of them.
43:03Were you in
43:04enclosed shoes?
43:05Thong.
43:05Ah.
43:06The old girl next to me
43:07was like,
43:07I'm so sorry,
43:08that must have been
43:08my dog.
43:09Take your thumb off
43:10and just chuck it.
43:13This week on
43:14Paramount Plus,
43:15we watched the season
43:16premiere of...
43:17The Tulsa King.
43:20My favourite.
43:21The one where
43:21Slice Stallone
43:22is a mobster.
43:23Yep,
43:23that's the one.
43:24And he plays Dwight.
43:25I've been asked
43:26if what I did
43:27was worth 25 years.
43:28So he does 25 years
43:30in jail
43:30for a murder
43:31that he didn't commit.
43:32And when he come out,
43:33they send him to Tulsa.
43:34Tulsa,
43:35I want you to go there.
43:37Are you serious?
43:37Do you know what Tulsa is?
43:39I was only
43:3924 hours
43:41from Tulsa.
43:43So it's a place
43:43in America.
43:44Do we need the song?
43:45Yeah.
43:45Hey, how you doing,
43:46young lady?
43:47Slice Stallone himself.
43:49People think
43:50I look like him.
43:51Get out of here.
43:52I actually have
43:53a resemblance
43:54to Sly,
43:54younger Sly.
43:55Younger.
43:56Younger business
43:57Stallone.
43:57He was so cute.
43:59That's good.
44:00If you look like Stallone,
44:02I look like Brad Pitt.
44:05Dwight's main business
44:06is still the marijuana
44:07dispensary
44:08he owns
44:08with this guy,
44:09Bodie.
44:09Didn't he own
44:10that place
44:11on his own?
44:12And then Stallone
44:12just walked in
44:13and just took over.
44:14God love him.
44:15We need you to deliver
44:16KC's share
44:17of the weed proceeds.
44:18KC Mob
44:18collects money
44:19from Dwight.
44:20So now Bodie
44:21has to do
44:21the drop off
44:22of the money.
44:22There's cars,
44:23Britain and women
44:24and stars
44:24living like I'm
44:25James Bond.
44:26Who's this dude?
44:27This is Dwight's driver.
44:28He has such a
44:29ragtag bunch
44:30of associates.
44:31What is this?
44:32This is my
44:33all-electric whip,
44:35friend.
44:36Nothing yells
44:37mobster
44:37like a lime green
44:39EV.
44:40It's working,
44:40isn't it?
44:41It's good.
44:41Oh, wait.
44:42What's happening here?
44:43Got no batteries.
44:44He didn't charge it.
44:45We have to pull over
44:46to charge.
44:46Are you serious?
44:47Oh, we need a
44:48charging station.
44:49Are you packing?
44:51Of course.
44:52You look like
44:52it just got real,
44:53huh?
44:53Oh my God,
44:54it's a bloody
44:54Ford Focus.
44:55That's not
44:56gangster either.
44:57This is a bullshit
44:58ride.
44:59Give us what we
45:00came for.
45:00That's the one
45:01that killed his
45:01friend, Jimmy.
45:02Jimmy was his
45:02mate from season
45:03two.
45:03Where's the money?
45:08Oh, snap.
45:10That means
45:11get the money.
45:12If someone
45:13clicked their fingers
45:13at me,
45:14they'd be broken.
45:17All right,
45:17you're good.
45:19Okay,
45:20this is going
45:20all right.
45:20Don't call it
45:21that easy,
45:22dude.
45:23Hold on.
45:25Oh, wait.
45:25He's going to
45:26count it.
45:26He's going to
45:26check it.
45:29Oh!
45:30It's magazines.
45:31Where's the money?
45:32Oh, shit.
45:34I grabbed the
45:34wrong duffel.
45:35No, Brady.
45:37What a dickhead.
45:37He's picked up
45:38the wrong bag.
45:39They can't run away
45:39because their car's
45:40not charged.
45:41So why don't you
45:41just follow us back
45:42to the shop?
45:43Where the cash is.
45:44You, get in our car
45:45now.
45:46There's a trap here.
45:47He killed his friend
45:49so now he's going
45:49to kill him.
45:50Let's go,
45:51funny man.
45:52Hurry it up.
45:52Oh, no.
45:53There's a gun
45:54in the safe.
45:55He's going to
45:55shoot this bloke.
45:56You watch.
45:57Are we done?
46:01Told you.
46:02No, we're not.
46:03Have you lost
46:04your mind?
46:06Yeah.
46:07After you killed
46:07my best friend.
46:08Oh!
46:09He's going to
46:10shoot him.
46:10Do it now.
46:11Do it now.
46:11Do it now.
46:12Oh, shit.
46:14If you're going to be
46:15a bad bitch,
46:15just do it.
46:17Grab your money
46:18and go.
46:19Wow.
46:20He's going to let him go.
46:21That's definitely
46:22going to backfire.
46:23Oh, war.
46:25Meantime,
46:25Dwight is opening
46:26another battlefront.
46:27And I partner
46:28with someone.
46:29Their enemy
46:30is my enemy.
46:31He wants to buy
46:32this guy's distillery.
46:33Oh, we're getting
46:34into liquor.
46:35He is an absolute
46:36gangster.
46:37Unfortunately,
46:37I don't have the will,
46:38Mr Manfredi.
46:39You can't get a licence.
46:40You never know.
46:42He's about to put it
46:42on him, isn't he?
46:43Dwight doesn't have
46:44meanings unless he gets
46:45something out of him.
46:46It's a win-win.
46:47Okay, so he's a real
46:48scumbag.
46:48Yeah.
46:49I'm starting to understand
46:49why you like him so much.
46:51The problem is,
46:52this bloke thinks
46:53he's already bought
46:54the distillery.
46:55Did we or did we not
46:56shake on a deal?
46:57Bad news, dude.
46:58They sold the business.
47:00I got a better offer
47:01from someone
47:02who respects
47:03what we built here.
47:05I feel like something
47:06bad's going to happen.
47:06Oh, he's going to kill him.
47:07Someone's going to die.
47:08Yep.
47:09I just came by
47:09and I'll give him
47:11my blessings
47:11on this new endeavour.
47:13Oh, even worse,
47:14he's just walked out.
47:15He's like,
47:15I'm not angry,
47:16I'm just disappointed.
47:20Oh, he's sending
47:21people in.
47:22They're going to go
47:22and kill him.
47:23Hope he's signed
47:23the paperwork.
47:26Oh, they burnt it down.
47:28That goes White's deal.
47:30Stallone is going to be
47:30as angry as ten bears.
47:34White has a new enemy.
47:38Oh, my God,
47:39I can't wait
47:39till episode two now.
47:40I love this show.
47:41I love it, love it, love it.
47:42They've just opened up
47:43so many storylines
47:44and Sly can come in
47:45and just destroy
47:46every single one.
47:47Rocky the absolute
47:48shit out of them.
47:49I love it, love it, love it, love it, love it, love it, love it, love it, love it, love it, love it, love it, love it, love it, love it, love it, love it, love it, love it, love it, love it, love it, love it, love it, love it, love it.
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