Aussie Shore Season 2 Episode 3

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Aussie Shore Season 2 Episode 3  #RealityRealmUS Reality Realm US

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00:00When you make an entrance, you gotta come in loud.

00:03Hey, guys!

00:05Like, fuck it, let's just have fucking night, dude.

00:07I really wanna have sex with him.

00:09This is crazy.

00:13How can they fuck up cutting potatoes and onions?

00:19Get the fuck off those.

00:20I'm going to have to start to vote my plane tickets.

00:25Where's San Francisco?

00:27Probably with Lily, but you know what?

00:29I'm about to cock-block that situation.

00:32Oh.

00:33Oh, my God.

00:35Welcome, everyone.

00:36I like him.

00:37You know that.

00:38You're seeking validation to people who don't care about you.

00:41I'm getting agritated.

00:42Okay, I need to walk away.

00:43Should we have a sleepover but not do anything?

00:47Oh.

00:48Just because I have a crush on someone doesn't mean they control me.

00:51On this show!

00:59On this show!

01:01On this show!

01:02We're on this show, I'm gonna have to fuck this.

01:04On this show!

01:07On this show!

01:09When we arrive at school!

01:10well last night was mental big quite fucked last night was a fucking shit show jada

01:23how are you oh i'm okay i'm just i'm glad we sorted it out in the night you know

01:31there's nothing worse than fighting and then going to bed going up to head with lily is

01:37fucking confronting and you have to back yourself if you really think you need to be fighting with

01:43lily you better have a fucking good reason we hugged it out like i feel good

01:48how'd you sleep yeah it's a throtty first night first night and i'm doing something with loki

02:04you know we were just testing each other out taste testing

02:08honestly i've had my eye on you for a while so it was bound to happen at one point

02:21and i can't think of any other better way than to do it in the slot

02:26i feel a connection with loki i think that you're attractive and i've always found you attractive

02:35so sometimes a girl just can't resist but like it was really like short and sweet

02:42that was as casual as me and you are though isn't it exactly yeah casual it is

02:51no fucking way that was wet as fuck push it out the only person in the house that was going to use

03:13this trackpad was lily hey girl she comes to the bed and she just straight up goes fuck me and i'm like

03:21well shit i guess you gotta do it

03:24what the fuck happened last night with

03:29lily and tom

03:32what did you say lily and tom

03:35oh fuck off

03:37lily and francesco fuck

03:38i just hope we don't have repeats

03:41i don't want any toxic love triangle

03:44so last summer it was tom

03:45this summer it's francesco

03:47oh that was smooth i didn't realize what you were doing

03:50francesco he was banging out under the blankets

03:53then i thought if i'm here now i might as well give him a helping hand

03:57i'm gonna be talking about like how my dog died and he'll be touching himself to it

04:02like it's weird but it's still hot

04:04where's cardi

04:06where's lily

04:08i think the slut heart had a little bit of loss

04:13i fucking hate my life

04:14i fucking hate

04:15stella's my life on stella's did you fast

04:18sit

04:19we did like a little bit of like sucky sucky a bit of licky licky

04:22yeah a little bit of that but i don't know

04:25my head game was weak i don't actually think that i was moaning i actually think that i was laughing

04:30like i think he's going down there i'm like

04:32how do you feel

04:35i'm attracted to him yes

04:37i want to get to know him yeah

04:40and this is the part that i'm getting the most caught up about

04:43when we wake up this morning he's like hair casual just like we are

04:49yes we are

04:51he's like great job bud

04:53i need to pull right back now

04:57because he's here to have fun he wants something casual like and he made that clear

05:02anyways enough about me tell us

05:04yeah why are you half shirtless

05:06but what do you think happened in there

05:07we fucked

05:08what the fuck

05:09we're married

05:10francisco

05:11oh

05:12and it's done dusting

05:13francisco he's not my type on paper

05:16sand france

05:17no

05:17yeah

05:18why you guys have had it

05:19an evening

05:20girl code has been broken

05:22but me and lily were over the beef

05:25we're moving forward

05:26so we're letting slide

05:28i honestly reckon

05:33jisco was the cutest kid

05:36yeah i feel like he's i would be like

05:38bang with his curls as well

05:40forget about it

05:42forget about it

05:43well we all like his kids

05:45oh bro i was a terror

05:47if i didn't get my way

05:48tantrum

05:49i can see that

05:50bang

05:51on the floor

05:52bang

05:53that makes sense

05:53that explains a bit

05:54he probably banged it a bit too hard a few times

05:56i was a fucking naughty kid bro

05:59i was nice and quiet

06:01when i was a toddler

06:03i used to kiss everyone

06:04i feel like tonight

06:07we should all dress up

06:10as what we wanted to be when we were kids

06:11i just think it's gonna be cute

06:15like i just like feel like we all

06:17you know we party we fucking beastly blah blah blah

06:20but like it'll be cute to like

06:21connect with our inner child

06:22yes

06:23it's because we all are fucking children

06:25i love that idea

06:26i love that idea

06:27this is gonna be fucking awesome guys

06:29see ya

06:32locky, menarky, jada, lily and kardia all going to work

06:37this is your first job lock

06:38they've been the shittiest workers i have ever seen

06:42so this lot are gonna have to dig deep if they want to impress me today

06:46first day of work

06:48first day of work

06:49suck that cock

06:50let's go to work

06:59what's the worst that charlotte could do if we did a job anyway

07:01i'm not just going out

07:03she's over in like uk anyway

07:06if she rings out we just pretend like we've got no service

07:09that's smart

07:14hang on down there down there

07:16i just can't help myself

07:19and it looks majestic oh the horses are galloping the grass is waving open the door

07:26oh my god

07:30today's job is really shit and i mean like literally shit like like like actual poo it's

07:37shit this is my farm are we here to pick up cow shit

07:43i actually don't think digging shit from a cow's ass is like an actual job

07:48we use the cow shed for uh manure don't show shit with nails like these this is artwork

07:55artwork oh look at this wet one over here that's fucking huge that's fun i can smell it

08:02this is diarrhea well done guys there's bad jobs where you joke like oh this is shit but this is actual

08:09shit come on you are literally in the pits of hell covered in shit

08:14guys come on please please wait looky come here

08:32lily's fun

08:35all right i'm just gonna have a bit of a break

08:38not many girls get down and dirty in the uh the old cow

08:41shit chuck yes look you seem a bit off yeah i feel a bit off and like i hate feeling this way

08:51i feel a little bit territorial of lucky i mean i've been interested in him prior to this so

08:58i'm gonna feel a certain type of way i noticed a bit of a flirt between you and lucky and i don't

09:05know if it's just one way if it's both ways but it makes me feel uncomfortable and it makes me feel

09:10like i want to avoid you both and that's why i think it's best for me to be open about how i'm

09:16no can i say i appreciate you bringing up straight away yeah i don't find lucky attractive

09:22he's not my time trust me i'm telling you right now i'm not even i'm not even interested in even

09:28going there at all our friendship like from last hour has changed and i want to go back to like

09:34where it all began putting my full faith yeah lily and i are still rebuilding our friendship the next

09:40step of our relationship is going to count on this so now it's a test if she does go there

09:49done guys what's going on here we do a good job sir no you guys picked up all so uh bye

09:59wait what are we doing with all this shit i'm worried that little snitching farmer is going to go

10:07tell charlotte that we did jack shit and we did do jack shit we did all the shit

10:12the only shit i shovel is with my cock out of an asshole

10:23if i call my dick the plunger that's so good

10:29all right three two one go

10:36come on guys come on come on

10:42that was

10:44fucked what happened oh my gosh

10:46shit everywhere cow shit is it is a cow cow

10:50cow shit oh you're fucking reek bro bro we're having a cow shit fight

10:55the boss wasn't happy with us as well long story short yeah charlotte's not gonna be happier yeah

11:01today's boss colin has been on the phone but i wouldn't be happy would you

11:05if your staff members are just rolling around and

11:08but we all be starting to know that i have just this little Paragraph that went into to

11:15what's going on tonight now

11:17i'm so excited for tonight we get to dress up as what we want it to be when we're little kids

11:23I've got just the costume in mind I can tie people up tonight the boys will be

11:29fucking shocked oh you know what how about we do boys one side girls the

11:34other side we put it there

11:373, 2, 1

11:46I'm a fish

11:47when I was younger I wanted to be a clown fish

11:53so why do you want to be an angel see this birthmark on my face my kids used to

12:01pick on me about it and my mum used to tell me if someone picks on you tell them

12:07that they're angel kisses the angels are always around the angels always protect

12:12you I was like I want to be an angel

12:17I know now she's my angel

12:19now she's your angel and so is your nonna and I know this is two

12:25kisses but no not in your mum

12:32which way do you reckon I get in I could actually want to be a fireman when I grew up but I look sexy

12:40I'm not going to put out fires but I will stop

12:48I'll look after you but this is far from where you're at now

12:58oh my god this is a kids birthday party

13:01what are you doing to me

13:04crocodile dunzee

13:05oh just the zoo caper

13:09so cute

13:10alright

13:12where's the dead body

13:14I don't know whether to be amazed or if it's scared of her right now

13:19forensic scientist

13:20I love it

13:21yeah

13:22oh that's hot

13:23oh

13:24hot

13:26hot

13:27fucking teacher

13:28sexy man I need to be put into tension

13:31if that was my teacher I'd be gay a whole lot faster

13:34fuck

13:35I knew Conn likes playing with balls

13:4369

13:44wait I need to strap him in

13:47this is amazing

13:49yeah

13:51oh my god

13:52stop come down now

13:53oh my god

13:56I come to mummy

13:57I come to mummy

13:59I come to mummy

14:00this is so iconic

14:02pregnant bitches stacking it

14:04mama

14:06mama's here

14:10now who wants mummy's

14:12housewife

14:13I'm a trophy wife

14:15I can't see Lily doing a full time job at all

14:18have a cookie

14:20you're in trouble here

14:23I'm gonna be real

14:25I prefer myself like this

14:27everyone looks fucking sick as fuck

14:31and some of you guys look hot

14:33me and Francesco right now as we're dressed up we make a good fucking couple because I'm at home cooking in the kitchen cleaning the toilets cleaning the fat fucking skitties that he does on the toilets I've cleaned them all off and then I'm at home waiting legs open and he's working hard making me

14:35my fucking money

15:01Rock me up.

15:04Limbo.

15:05How low can you go?

15:08Cardi's tits are getting hit before her nose does.

15:10Okay.

15:11Let's play the jenga.

15:13Give a lap dance to the nearest person next to you.

15:16Oh, my God.

15:16It's con.

15:17It's con.

15:17Oh, my God.

15:21Yeah.

15:22Let's go, Monaki.

15:24Oh, my God.

15:27Oh, my God.

15:29Oh, my God.

15:29Yes.

15:30Enjoy it.

15:30Oh, my God.

15:34Oh, my God.

15:36Oh, where's my shot?

15:38Reveal one thing you wish to change about yourself,

15:40not appearance-based.

15:42My sex drive.

15:44Your sex drive.

15:44It's a hire.

15:45It's a hire.

15:46Hire.

15:48Oh, that's tricky.

15:51Kiss the person you're most attracted to.

15:55Well, little.

15:56I'm just getting you.

15:57Cardi, cardi, cardi.

15:58But you're here.

15:59Who drank the parking lot?

16:00Yeah, just do it.

16:04Quick.

16:05Why are they so boring?

16:06I feel bad.

16:10Come on, everyone in.

16:11All right, I'm coming over.

16:12Sorry, darling.

16:14I'm trying to prove to Carti that I'm still her best fucking friend,

16:17so I'm not kissing no man of hers.

16:19I've got to go right now.

16:23What's that over?

16:24Fuck no.

16:25If I can't get a hook-up in a drinking game on Aussie Shore from Lily,

16:29then I'm struggling, then I'm struggling.

16:33Awkward.

16:34I'm not here to be held down, and two days in, yeah, that shit can get fucked.

16:39Okay.

16:42Okay.

16:43Dory, that drinking game.

16:44Yeah.

16:45Look, he picked up the dinner and was like,

16:47I guess there was a attractive person in the group, right?

16:48That's it.

16:49I tried to, like...

16:50Yeah, who did you tell?

16:51She told me she was going to pull right back.

16:53She really pulled right back.

16:55Good.

16:56Well, I just wanted to tell you first.

16:57I love you.

16:58But, like, trust me, you're so fine.

17:00Like, honestly, you can tongue-touch him now.

17:02Like, no, no, no.

17:03I want to show you Francisco's ass.

17:08I think I fucking deliver!

17:11Yeah, yeah, yeah.

17:13Grab a shot!

17:20Yeah, mama.

17:21Hey, hey, hey.

17:26Flatten me up, bro.

17:28Flatten me out, that bullshit.

17:32I think we should go for a chat.

17:35Okay, so I'm going to start it off

17:37because I'm the one that started in the first place.

17:40Lily and I are in a very fragile position

17:42in our friendship right now.

17:43So any little blip could potentially end us for good.

17:47And boundaries need to be listened to and respected.

17:50All you're saying is you just need to tell me this first.

17:52That was embarrassing what went on today.

17:54She's done this because I have just told her.

17:56Okay, so then you've got to tell me what's going on.

17:58I have to live TV.

17:59I know, we're all just watching it in real time.

18:01I'm sorry, this is not about me.

18:03There's some popcorn, extra butter.

18:06I'm sitting back enjoying it.

18:08I'm respecting Cardi and that's the end of the story.

18:10You guys now need to sort your own thing

18:12because now this is about you two, not me.

18:13Okay.

18:14Yes, thank you.

18:16Now everyone should like,

18:17I think everyone should not listen to the conversation

18:18because this is private.

18:20I think everyone should go do their own thing.

18:21Okay.

18:22All right.

18:23Are we ready, guys?

18:24Right foot blue.

18:26Cardi has marked their territory.

18:28Help me.

18:29Apparently without letting me know

18:31and yeah, they may look a real muggy.

18:34Let's see now.

18:35Thank you, Brent.

18:36Manasi, do not fucking fuck.

18:38We've all agreed in this house

18:39that when we play these sorts of games,

18:41that it's all just about having fun

18:43and hooking up his mates.

18:45Hey, Manasi's here.

18:46I definitely don't think the Aussie Shore house

18:48is a relationship house.

18:50Are you okay, baby mama?

18:52All right, done.

18:54Oh.

18:55Oh, where's my shot?

18:57Oh, just be careful.

18:58That's okay.

19:00Is that enough to do it?

19:00Yeah, absolutely.

19:01Thanks, Khan.

19:02What's here?

19:05Love you.

19:06We haven't been as close as some of you.

19:08I know.

19:09We need to work on that.

19:10How are you, friend, with everything?

19:13I'm feeling good, bub.

19:14I just feel like you and me

19:15have been a bit separate lately.

19:16I don't get it.

19:16Do you know what it is?

19:18I take it for responsibility

19:18because I haven't been pulling back.

19:19Not pulling back,

19:21but it's just after the other night with the girl,

19:24the jealous thing, like,

19:25I don't know what it means, really,

19:26because I'm not, like, fucking...

19:28So, obviously, like, last summer,

19:30we had, like, a chemistry from...

19:33Like, the first day, of course.

19:35Yeah.

19:36I think trying to navigate a friendship

19:38with you in here is hard.

19:41This place kind of brought back

19:42all the feelings and everything,

19:44and I didn't expect to feel that way.

19:47Like, today, I'm looking at you,

19:49and I'm like,

19:50I've missed you.

19:53And then, like, I'm looking out

19:55in the same room,

19:56and I'm like, looking at you,

19:57I'm like, I actually don't like you.

19:59If anything, I like Connie more than you.

20:02So, I don't know what to do for me.

20:03I don't know.

20:04Like, we had this chat two days ago,

20:06and I was fine.

20:07And now I just found out

20:08two seconds,

20:09and it was two days later,

20:10like, oh,

20:11look, he's cute,

20:12but Connie's here.

20:13Okay, let's play musical chairs.

20:14I know me and Kylie are friends,

20:16but at the same time,

20:17the little part of me

20:18may be hoping that something may happen.

20:20Come on, everyone in.

20:22What am I doing?

20:25I'm attracted to Lockie,

20:27but I feel like Connie's

20:28such a safe space,

20:30and I miss that.

20:34It's never good

20:35when the cops show up.

20:37When the cops show up.

20:38And stop.

20:39It's not a good thing

20:40when the cops show up.

20:42Take out a chance.

20:44It's never a good thing

20:46when the cops show up.

20:50A new girl walks through the door

20:57in some sexy cop outfit.

20:59I'm like, holy.

21:02The police are here.

21:08Yeah, when you don't abide by the laws, you get in trouble with the police.

21:13Oh, my goodness.

21:16That is fucking Charlotte.

21:19What the fuck?

21:23I need my breathing techniques here.

21:26Oh, my God.

21:27Come on, everyone, get in the chair.

21:29Oh, no.

21:31Listen, what the fuck's been going on?

21:34I've had to fly all the way from England, right?

21:37Because you guys have been absolutely shit.

21:42Every bit of feedback I've got from every job is so bad.

21:47No, she did nothing.

21:50No, we were shit.

21:52This lot have burst my work from home bubble.

21:55I mean business.

21:58Work tomorrow.

21:59Francesco, Lily, Con and Rihanna.

22:04You better bring your ear game.

22:06I have been.

22:07You look sexy as fuck.

22:10Charlotte's sexy and if you disagree, then you're blind.

22:13Please arrest me.

22:14I've been a bad, bad boy.

22:19We thought you were a new person coming in the house.

22:21We thought I was a new girl.

22:25Still got it.

22:29How do you like the newbies?

22:30So good.

22:31They're so good.

22:32Nanny driver?

22:33No, but lots of sex.

22:35Some of us like the newbies more than others.

22:38Francesco is hot.

22:40Charlotte, don't touch my man.

22:42Cheers to everyone doing a better job.

22:45Yeah, Con.

22:46Yes.

22:47Cheers.

22:49Don't disappoint us.

22:54I'll see you later.

22:55I'm always watching.

22:56Love you, Charlotte.

22:57Love you.

22:58You can arrest me anytime.

23:00I am so mad at these guys, but I cannot deny I am secretly excited to be back involved

23:08in the kiosk.

23:09I love them, really.

23:11What a flex.

23:12What a flex.

23:13She's so impressive, everything that she does.

23:16She always makes me want to cry.

23:19What the fuck?

23:20I don't want to get in trouble for you, Charlotte, and I need to take her word and make sure

23:26that I'm on my best performance, everyone else is performing well, we're not fighting.

23:31Please no fights, please no fights, please no fights.

23:34Hi, let's go to bed, guys.

23:35Come on.

23:36Wave.

23:40Aren't they fucking adorable?

23:42Don't they look like me?

23:46I have always wanted to be a mum.

23:49Like.

23:51I can't explain it, but.

23:53Oh, for fuck's sake.

23:59I think I'm emotional because being with a female, like.

24:04It's not as easy as having a fucking dick sperm and vaggie.

24:07Here we go.

24:08Like, it's hard.

24:10But.

24:11To be a mother.

24:13It's just my biggest dream.

24:15And here is the male king species trying to mate and the male tries his best move.

24:33The thing I loved about animals was seeing him in the natural habitat.

24:37I love a good cuddle.

24:38It's sort of like this house, you know.

24:40Very interesting.

24:43You have the alpha male.

24:45Well, then you've got your crocs.

24:49Hunting your zebras.

24:51We punch on.

24:52We make up.

24:54We get in the shag pad.

24:56It's a never-ending cycle.

25:01This is Aussie shorts.

25:04I've got to go to work.

25:19Fuck.

25:19I'm feeling fucking hungover having to work.

25:22It's just kind of fucked.

25:26Anything for you, Charlotte.

25:30I'm just going in my pyjamas.

25:32I don't care.

25:34I couldn't care less about being presentable at my job.

25:38Are you getting ready?

25:39Yeah.

25:40For work?

25:43I've gone to work three out of four times.

25:46I want to fucking talk to HR.

25:47Colin, you better fucking work.

25:49Shut the fuck up, bro.

25:50I work, bro.

25:51I work fast.

25:51I'm sleeping.

25:52All right, they can wake up.

25:54Yeah, Colin, you actually better work for us.

25:56Literally, Colin.

25:57I better fucking see some movement from you.

26:05I'm not going anywhere until I get coffee and food.

26:08As if we're going to be able to do a good job without coffee.

26:11Charlotte can go fuck itself.

26:13Come on.

26:14Oh, my God.

26:16See, here's about that.

26:17Ree, say it with your fucking chest.

26:19Say it with your chest.

26:20Yeah, thank you.

26:21Say it like you mean it.

26:22Say it like you fucking mean it.

26:23Say it when you see her.

26:24Yeah.

26:25I will.

26:26Fuck Charlotte.

26:27I'll say that when I see her.

26:27Wow.

26:28I'll say that when I see her.

26:29That's pretty confident, Ree.

26:30Can I get an iced chai latte with a shot of coffee and oat milk, please?

26:41What?

26:41I don't know.

26:42You're just super loud.

26:44Sorry.

26:44I'm stuck in here.

26:51I'm stuck in here.

26:53Better in the air.

26:54I'm dying in red.

26:57Where are you?

26:59Late.

27:00Late is usual.

27:03The burger.

27:04Yeah, it's yours.

27:05Mm.

27:06They are all late.

27:09Disciplinary.

27:10Guys, we're going to be so fucking like.

27:14I'm like, oh, where's rate?

27:18Work, sucker.

27:19I know.

27:21I'm really here and I feel a connection with Loggie, but he doesn't feel a connection with

27:28me.

27:29Bloody yesterday, I was feeling a connection with Con, so I don't know.

27:33I feel, I want to connect with everyone.

27:35Like, I'm in such an urgency to find that, like, I'm a Con, Loggie, Con, Loggie.

27:41Like, I want some attention.

27:42Like, I want that little.

27:44Yeah.

27:44But, Con's like, we're strictly friends.

27:47And that's what I was saying.

27:47Loggie's like, he's strictly casual.

27:50If Loggie just wants to keep it casual, then so be it.

27:54Oof.

27:55I know me and I can get the feels pretty quickly.

27:59Strictly casual.

28:00Like, I don't want that.

28:03I'm not going to give you my, like, this weirdness, strictly casual.

28:07You don't deserve this for strictly casual.

28:09I've come to the realization that it's best for me to keep my distance.

28:15Unless I'm, like, really horny, then.

28:18That's a different story.

28:20I need to stay away.

28:21Stay right away.

28:23Fuck, this one's a fucking tip.

28:27I know.

28:29Are you ready to grab a garbage bag and get working?

28:32I'll make you a coffee.

28:33I thought last summer, Temptation was irresistible.

28:44This summer, The Temptation is my favourite food on the menu.

28:51Party, Play It Cool lasted about 2.1 seconds.

28:55You going for a swim con?

29:02I'm not letting my hair get green, bro.

29:04Not getting in the pond.

29:05I'll tell you that for fucking free.

29:07Let's go.

29:09You're taking the absolute piss.

29:12This lot love sticking their fingers in holes and playing with balls.

29:16So I'm expecting them to be very good at today's job.

29:19We're late.

29:20We've got some work to do here.

29:21Sorry, boss.

29:21A lot of players hit golf balls into that pond.

29:24I need you guys to fill up these buckets for us, all right?

29:28Is there any animals in there?

29:30Look, we haven't had a crocodile in a while.

29:32Is there an eel?

29:33Yes, there's eels.

29:35What is that?

29:35Is that a head?

29:36Oh, my bro!

29:39I don't really want an eel sucking on my cock.

29:42Well, there goes my clothes.

29:44You are taking the actual piss, eh?

29:47Oh, my God!

29:49What the fuck is that thing right there?

29:50I don't want to do this.

29:52Oh, you're going to love this, bro.

29:53I'm not wearing any undies.

29:54I don't.

29:55I don't want to touch it.

29:56I don't want to touch the grass.

30:00I didn't wear undies to work today.

30:02I've got mud in places where that shouldn't fucking be.

30:07I've got mud in my box.

30:11If I have leeches sucking on my mud, that's fucked.

30:15Brianna, you haven't done anything, man.

30:16Fuck you.

30:16I've got two balls.

30:19Leave me alone.

30:19Turn it on.

30:22How do you work this goddamn thing?

30:34That was so funny.

30:38Oi!

30:40What are you doing?

30:41I'm trying.

30:42You need to go deeper.

30:44You don't need the megaphone, babe.

30:46I promise you, the whole 18 holes are here in it.

30:49Go under, Lily.

30:50Find them balls, them big hairy balls.

30:53Have any balls hit you in the face yet?

31:04Yeah.

31:05You're good with balls, though, Lily.

31:07Another one.

31:08Bang.

31:08Another ball.

31:09Oh, yeah.

31:09Rihanna, you've got to get in.

31:11No.

31:11Come on, Rihanna.

31:12Rihanna, you've got to get in.

31:14Fake tan on.

31:15No, don't.

31:16I will actually throw a fucking spirit.

31:17Don't.

31:18Come on.

31:19I'm going to quit.

31:20Rihanna.

31:20No.

31:21Rihanna, you are so bad at work.

31:24I am.

31:25I'm so bad at work.

31:26I wear that with pride.

31:27I couldn't care less.

31:29Rihanna is absolutely diabolical at this job,

31:32and I say that with a smile,

31:34because if I let my true feelings come out,

31:36I'm going to end up strangling her.

31:39Maybe I could give you a little lesson

31:40on how to chip balls,

31:42and you could hit something out of it.

31:43I think we're just good.

31:44This will teach you for being licked.

31:47Oh!

31:49Fucking hell.

31:50Okay, one second.

31:50So, cut it out.

31:52If Rihanna continues to be seriously bad at work,

31:56I am going to have to punish her.

31:59I'm off that.

32:00It's enough golf for me to want it.

32:02Let's go back to the bar.

32:03Let's go.

32:05At least I'm going to be golden brown.

32:12Pretty good job.

32:15You know how to dance?

32:16Balsa.

32:17Oh, one, two, three, one, two.

32:20Three.

32:20Let's go.

32:21It's a good day.

32:23Hey, hey, hey.

32:25Yeah.

32:25Hey.

32:28I really did feel pregnant last night,

32:30and it got me emotional.

32:32I feel like with last night,

32:34like, dressing up as a mum,

32:35like, being pregnant,

32:36like, getting into, like, the zone,

32:37and characters, like,

32:38I have always wanted to be a mum.

32:40Yeah.

32:41And, like, I love that I'm with Cody.

32:43That's all I see.

32:44That's my future.

32:45And I think that, like,

32:46there's parts with having kids

32:49that maybe I didn't realise

32:51I might have to work through.

32:53And it's, like, sounds stupid,

32:54but it's, like, maybe grieving the life

32:56I always thought I was going to have

32:58when I was a young kid.

32:59This is you.

33:00You need to embrace being you.

33:01As much as I want to be a mum,

33:02Dad wants to be a grandpa.

33:03Yeah.

33:03And I think that even for him

33:05learning that I was in a same-sex relationship,

33:07it was like, oh, like,

33:09will I get grandkids?

33:11And I'm like, Dad,

33:11I'm fucking having ten motherfuckers.

33:13Like, it might be a longer process

33:15and everything, but, like,

33:17this is how I'm happy.

33:19Like, I'm seeing my sister

33:20go through that process now.

33:21Like, it's a harder process

33:22than I ever imagined it would be.

33:24And that's why I'm not sad at all

33:26about anything.

33:27I'm just, again, accepting and processing.

33:30And as you said, like,

33:32it is different from what you thought

33:33of when you were younger.

33:35I love that they don't get this mummy,

33:38but they get another mummy.

33:40That is fatty.

33:41That is power.

33:42That is strength.

33:43Love you, babe.

33:44I love you.

33:44Love you.

33:55Hey.

33:56Hi.

33:57What did you do?

33:59Golf.

33:59Picking up golf poles

34:00in the golf course?

34:01No, it wasn't in the golf course.

34:03We didn't pick up

34:03off the golf course.

34:04It was in Swamp.

34:05We were underwater.

34:06But did you guys do a good job

34:07as a fucking question?

34:07No, we done a cracker job.

34:10Oh, they were happy.

34:11What is going on

34:12with your tan, love?

34:13What is it on your face?

34:14I threw a heapsy bit this morning

34:15so I didn't want to go in.

34:16I was like,

34:16I'm not getting fucking in.

34:17I've got fresh tan on.

34:19I love you

34:21and your tan, kind of.

34:22It literally gives me

34:23so much fucking pleasure

34:25because it's like

34:25orange there

34:26and brown there

34:27but it's fucking you

34:28and I love it.

34:29Thank you, babe.

34:30Faith's tan

34:31will always be

34:32more important for me

34:33so she can go

34:34and shove work

34:34up her ass.

34:38I have high hopes

34:39for this bunch.

34:41All the boys

34:41decide that we want

34:42to give the girls

34:43a bit of a show

34:44so why not do it

34:45with some

34:45synchronised swimming?

34:48Oh!

34:49Okay.

34:51One and two

34:53and three

34:54and four

34:55and one

34:55and two.

34:57Sanford looks

34:57like a sweet treat

34:58right now

34:58and out of ten

34:59I would fuck

34:59the shit out of him.

35:00And one.

35:02I love this.

35:03And four

35:03and down

35:04and down

35:05and down

35:06and down

35:07and down

35:08and down

35:09and down

35:10and down

35:11and down

35:12and down

35:13Surprise!

35:15Lockheys Cop

35:1610 out of 10

35:186

35:196

35:216

35:21A 7.9

35:23Got a bit scared

35:24towards the end

35:24That's right

35:25I'm going to have

35:26to give it a 5

35:27A 5?

35:29My score's due

35:30to the amount

35:31of nudity

35:31and I quite liked it

35:32so you got a 9

35:33from me

35:33Yeah!

35:34Yeah!

35:35Woo!

35:36Woo!

35:37Hey!

35:38Hey!

35:39We bring the Marbell

35:40Everywhere we go

35:42You know we Marbell

35:43Party in the city

35:45like it's my house

35:45My first night out

35:46So let's fucking

35:47go get it

35:48You know we go Marbell

35:48Party in the city

35:50like it's my house

35:52Hey!

35:53Hey!

35:53We bring the Marbell

35:54Lockheys first night out

35:55I'm fucking

35:56Keith the Ripper there

35:57You gonna pull it on?

35:59If there's birds bro

36:00of course

36:01Backpacker town so

36:03I fuck with backpackers bro

36:06Some of them are dirty

36:06Like stinky

36:07Love them

36:08I love them man

36:09Based on last night

36:13Me and Cardi

36:13are sweet

36:14We're just mates

36:15We uh

36:16We've pulled it off

36:16So

36:17I'm fucking single

36:18and I'm fucking

36:19ready to mingle

36:20Tits

36:22Get those tits popping

36:23You got a whole lot of ass

36:24Shaking it for free

36:25I'm on Calgary University

36:27Yeah!

36:28I look so short

36:29You get a whole lot of me

36:30Oh

36:31You gon' love loving me

36:33Sorry Bacardi

36:33is in a really good place

36:35Keeping that distance

36:37from Lockheed

36:37Let's have a good night

36:38together

36:39and uh

36:40yeah

36:40Let's go get it

36:41Yay!

36:43Cardi after a tequila

36:44Yay!

36:46is a very unpredictable

36:48Cardi

36:49Let's go!

36:50Let's go everybody!

36:52Let's hope that

36:53Sober Cardi

36:54chicken inspire

36:55tequila Cardi

36:56to have the same

36:57thought processes

36:58First night out

36:59big boy

37:00Where are the girls at?

37:01Hit the mall

37:02and I flex

37:02I flex

37:03Hit the club

37:05and I flex

37:05I'm gonna party

37:12I'm gonna drink

37:13My tan is looking good

37:14It's gonna be a grouse night

37:17Hit the mall

37:18and I flex

37:18you flex

37:19I flex

37:19Hit the gram

37:21and I flex

37:21you flex

37:22I flex

37:22Oh

37:23Eight shot o'clock!

37:26Let's go!

37:27When we say go

37:29We're spazin' on

37:30We're breaking rules

37:32That's how we move

37:34That's how we move

37:36That's how we move

37:37That's how we move.

37:40All your shoulders move with it, all right?

37:42Like this, like this, like this, like this.

37:44Oh, yeah, enough of this.

37:47You know what, Lexi?

37:48Fuck you.

37:49Am I me?

37:50Honestly, I'm just happy you found this with me.

37:53I'm so happy, but I think it's-

37:55I can tell you're very happy.

37:56Are you accepting your full lesbian?

37:58Yeah, I'm a lesbian.

38:01It feels good saying it, but it's scary

38:04because I haven't said it before.

38:06Like, this is the first we're hearing it, everyone.

38:08Like, see the lesbian here.

38:10Like, here she is.

38:12Fuck.

38:14That's so good.

38:14I'm gonna cry it alone.

38:18Last summer, I was very open about my sexuality,

38:20and you know, I did identify as pansexual.

38:23My sexuality, it has changed, and I want to embrace it,

38:28and I want to just come into who I am and fully accept that.

38:31This is who I am.

38:33Yeah, are you gonna be certain?

38:34Love it.

38:36Love it.

38:37Love it.

38:38Love it.

38:39Love it.

38:40Love it.

38:41Love it.

38:42Have mercy.

38:43Go, Dina!

38:44Them Westonautikili.

38:45Get me on that boot.

38:46Yeah!

38:47All right!

38:48Yeah!

38:49Finally, something's going on between my legs.

38:51That's good.

38:52Wee-haw!

38:53Go, Lexi!

38:54Go!

38:55Go!

38:56Go!

38:57Yeah!

38:58Go!

38:59Yeah!

39:00Yeah!

39:01Yeah, Lexi!

39:06Lexi was such a pisser.

39:07Yeah!

39:09What the fuck?

39:10Crowd's going wild.

39:11This is insane.

39:12This is insane.

39:13Yeah!

39:14The lesbian rides best.

39:15She knows how to ride.

39:16Sorry, but when the fuck was Jay just riding skills?

39:19I mean, I only did beat it by a point, but seriously.

39:22He just got to go.

39:23Up to the party.

39:24Wee-haw!

39:25Wee-haw!

39:26Wee-haw!

39:27Wee-haw!

39:28Wee-haw!

39:29Wee-haw!

39:30Wee-haw!

39:31Wee-haw!

39:32Keela!

39:33I thought he'd be!

39:34Keela!

39:36Shut down!

39:37Yeah!

39:38Respect the conglomerate.

39:41Man will never know what we do, we still relevant.

39:44Benjamins fly around every time we celebrate.

39:46Money pile up, so no need to decaculate.

39:48Oh, shit!

39:49Look at him!

39:51I can't go on it.

39:55Tequila Cardi is looking out, Lachie.

40:04Sorry, but Cardi doesn't care, but Tequila Cardi cares.

40:09Fuck, Cardi.

40:11Fuck, Bill, I'm not going to lie.

40:12I'm really just a man.

40:14Fuck.

40:15All right, right now, what are you feeling?

40:18I want to do something naughty things here.

40:21Honestly, I don't...

40:23Don't talk to me about it.

40:25I'm mad with this because I'll say do it,

40:26but you know what, you tell me.

40:28Here's my type of twit.

40:29You know, if I can see it, I can fucking see it.

40:33In the danger zone, meaning jealousy is there,

40:38meaning it might be a bit of the feels.

40:43I think I would be desophagy to someone else.

40:47You touch these lips, these lips.

40:52Yeah, I know.

40:53You're mine.

40:54We've just entered the danger zone.

40:57I hate the danger zone.

40:59I don't thrive there.

41:01I try there.

41:03I kick off there.

41:05I lose it there.

41:07We've fucked with all summer.

41:08We've fucked up.

41:09We know, don't shit where you read.

41:12We've fucked up.

41:13When you feel it with someone, you fucking feel it.

41:18And Cartier wants to fuck Lachie.

41:20When Cartier's on a fucking mission,

41:22you've got to step back and watch.

41:25I just can't keep you up, Lachie.

41:28Why?

41:30There's just something about you.

41:32Look, the last thing I want to do is ever hurt you.

41:36Let me hurt me.

41:37Honestly, this I don't want to hurt you feels like an excuse.

41:44In other words, you're saying, I don't like you.

41:47That's what I'm hearing.

41:48Say exactly what you're thinking, brother.

41:51Your ear tipsy speaks every other girl in his head.

41:55Why not?

41:56Are you serious?

41:58Yeah, I'm sorry.

41:59He's just palming me off.

42:02I was insistent to get to know you.

42:03But honestly, all this drama that's been forced over the last two days has really put me off.

42:10That's an excuse.

42:12You reckon that's an excuse?

42:14Bad.

42:15You're high-fiving con.

42:17Yeah, let's talk to the girls tonight.

42:19How many cuss have you hooked up with?

42:21I couldn't give a fuck.

42:23You're not going to let me do that.

42:24That's quite cool in the kettle black, isn't it?

42:26This is a joke of a conversation.

42:29I'm not popping that.

42:30No fucking kidding.

42:31I'm not a piece of meat.

42:35I'm not a piece of property.

42:36I'm not hers.

42:38She can't fucking dare to claim me like that.

42:40No, no.

42:41I can't.

42:42I'm going to jump into a relationship after one day.

42:44Now you're fucking talking shit, you fucking bullshit.

42:47Shut it.

42:47He wasn't sure fucking how.

42:50You know what I mean?

42:51I don't want the drama break.

42:53Tonight has been a very heavy night.

42:55Cardia is definitely feeling the pressure off the house.

42:58When I was left alone and he went running, you were chasing after him.

43:02I'm not chasing anyone.

43:04Look, it's a very hard situation.

43:06I've been there.

43:07I've done that.

43:08I don't want to get involved in it.

43:10I've begun about being in my corner.

43:12Wait.

43:12I'm sorry, but I wouldn't be with my best friend.

43:15I don't know what's happened.

43:16You guys were there and I'm by myself.

43:19Fuck.

43:19Why are you yelling at me for?

43:21Because I expected you to be there for me.

43:23I'm always there for you.

43:25Don't yell at me.

43:26I've done nothing wrong to you.

43:28No, don't yell at me.

43:28I've done nothing wrong to you.

43:29Don't ever yell at me.

43:30I've always got your back.

43:32And the fact that you don't even question it, it's fucking hurtful.

43:35And I think all the pressure of the other stuff that she's going through, all the grieving

43:39she's doing, has taken a bit of a hit tonight.

43:42Cardi, I love you, Daz.

43:44But you're hurting.

43:45You're in a situation where you're breathing so much and I get that.

43:47Look at me, I get it.

43:49Anger in your situation will be so much worse than the other you are.

43:58Stop, stop, stop.

44:02I know she can't see her right now, but me holding back, it's better for her.

44:08And I've got so much love for the girl that I don't want to see her hurt.

44:11I don't want to see her in her head.

44:13I don't want to see her confused.

44:14So that's why right now, you better heal yourself and I'll be here for you the whole

44:21way, but as a friend.

44:22I'm good, man.

44:45I was here to just end this night.

44:46I'm going to be sending some hotties round for a pill party.

45:02Send in the hotties!

45:04Are they here?

45:04Yeah.

45:05Yeah!

45:07Get them in the shag pack.

45:08I'm so hurt right now, and my heart is just craving love.

45:12Oh my God!

45:14We find each other attractive and we fuck whatever, but like, no strings attached.

45:18No strings attached?

45:20And we're both happy.

45:21No bitch touches my man, end of fucking story.

45:23Your man?

45:24No one says my name except when I'm in the fucking conversation.

45:27Lily the Leopard never changes her spots.

45:30This guy has my name in his fucking mouth.

45:32Simple.

45:32And we'll be right back.

45:32So we're going to be right back.

45:33So we're going to be right back.

45:34So we're going to be right back.

45:34So we'll be right back.

45:35So we're going to be right back.

45:36So we're going to be right back.

45:37So we're going to be right back.

45:38And we're going to be right back.

45:39So we're going to be right back.

45:40So we're going to be right back.

45:41And we're going to be right back.

45:42So we're going to be right back.

45:43So we're going to be right back.

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