Aussie Shore Season 2 Episode 2

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Aussie Shore Season 2 Episode 2  #RealityRealmUS Reality Realm US

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00:00I just don't see how me work with my mom's gonna work

00:10you can you guys just fuck I want to watch it

00:16I feel rejected from calm she's been through a lot so respectfully it's better stay away

00:24so what do you think about Francesca she's interested so I'm gonna let her go because

00:36that's what a real girl girl does

00:54good morning everyone good morning

01:01all right three nights in a row and I've had the bed all to myself I love it but where the fuck is

01:08Lily is she in the shack back no she's sleeping with menarche like fucking or cuddling cuddling

01:15Jada I was hooking up with half of the fucking

01:20yeah fucking good on her that was hectic I don't know how she breathes bro because she was like

01:25lip-logged for like no joke oh yeah with that last dude she was there in the same position for like

01:30fucking 10 minutes her back muscles must be crazy bro because he was on the floor we were elevated

01:34she's went down like no I'm like bro breathe breathe yeah fucking good on her bang bang bang bang

01:41props to Jada for pulling these men because I don't understand how she does it the first guy

01:46was all right second guy was a bit better the third guy was just my turn I can't even keep up

01:50she just lays him out on a table she goes you he was oh beautiful he was like I'm so sorry I do not speak English

01:59I was like tired use your lips I kissed about two guys last night but you know what Francesco he's hot as fuck

02:07I don't know what's going on with him he's just hot to look at eyes on the prime

02:11feel the burn wakey wakey muscles

02:18I'm fuck on the couch

02:21on the couch yeah looks comfy

02:25I like you know like the best way to eat a chick when you like lift her up and have pussies in your face

02:29that's a lot of effort it's a lot of effort but it's worth it yeah you love that I love when I turn

02:36around and I think this part here is pinning arms down and then she's eating ass

02:39you're selective with your ass eating I've just opened my eyes and the group discussion of today

02:53is eating ass the thing is I always shout before sex and after sex I expect my partner to do the same thing

02:58this conversation needs to be had after many tequilas not at 9am in the morning thank you very much

03:04we're all a little bit hungover from last night but

03:13Helen's in town today we're gonna have a little bit of a booze cruise have a boat party

03:17so it's time to get fucking loose again bitches

03:20let's like ready to get drunk get on the water

03:22yeah same

03:24I need a tan as well though

03:25you can get a tan on

03:26last summer we tried to have a boat party

03:29the boat party didn't really want us

03:31there's no champagne popping

03:34there's no semen

03:37this is a boat trip from hell

03:40are you excited Lexi?

03:43he's slow he's good fun

03:45obviously gonna see Callum on the boat today

03:47but I'm loved up and a lot's changed since last time

03:50we did sleep together once outside their house

03:53and then like two weeks later I met my girl

03:55but it's always a little bit awkward to see someone you've had history with

03:59Jada are you from the cheetah girls or

04:01comes with the underwear

04:03the skirt

04:04the bikini

04:05and the shoulders

04:07gotta protect their shoulders slip up and slap baby

04:10now you gotta kiss Mark

04:15oh yeah I like my nipples getting stuck

04:16okay I'll do it later

04:17guys it's time to go

04:19bye party

04:21bye party

04:23happy days

04:24happy days

04:26who's cruise I'm keen

04:28the sun's out

04:29there'll be girls

04:30there'll be drinks

04:31there'll be girls

04:31there'll be nice waves

04:32there'll be girls

04:33there'll be girls

04:36did I tell them

04:36say girls

04:37yes wait

04:37okay

04:37yeah girls

04:38oh my god

04:40look at the boat

04:41okay

04:42let's go baby

04:43let's go

04:43okay

04:44we're here

04:46oh my goodness

04:48cruise cruise

04:49let's get it

04:50let's go

04:51hey

04:52I said it

04:53who said it

04:54I said it

04:55she said it

04:56yeah

04:57what you saying

04:58yeah

04:59yeah

05:00bring a big gig

05:02it's the king

05:03who's cruise o'clock baby

05:05let's get it

05:06let's get it

05:07let's get it

05:07come on

05:08join the captain

05:10last summer

05:11I missed out with the boat party

05:13because I had to go to hospital

05:14what's going on

05:15I had the worst formal ever

05:17so this year

05:18I'm making sure we're turning it up a level

05:20and leaving no stone unturned

05:21we're back

05:22let's get it

05:24the shot's on me

05:26shot's on me

05:27shot, shot, shot

05:28shot

05:29the vibes are on like a jam scone

05:35we've got tits

05:36ass

05:37loads of drinks

05:38and it's my first time seeing them all

05:40so

05:41it's going to be a madness

05:42you made me dribble

05:46oh my god already

05:47you got wet

05:47yay

05:49yay

05:50my body's just a bit off

05:52go the french

05:53you can be basically naked

05:55alcohol's flowing

05:59there's always half naked boys, girls

06:01what's all to love?

06:03yes he is

06:05sexy Lexi

06:06how are you?

06:08mental, yeah, good

06:09long time you no see

06:10loved up

06:11you're loved up proper now, huh?

06:13I want to get wet

06:14that's good, so you're going strong

06:17how long have you been together for now?

06:18like 10 months

06:1910 months, so pretty much you met like straight after us

06:22a few weeks after me

06:24you moved ship quick

06:26see Lexi again, I'm not gonna lie, it was a bit weird

06:28last summer we had our holiday romance

06:31and don't get me wrong, I loved every bit of it

06:33but it just kind of fizzled out

06:34you loved up or are you just

06:36nah, I'm still trying to find my way

06:38like, I just don't think I'm designed for relationship

06:40no, I don't think so

06:41no, I'm not

06:42she's obviously switched teams

06:43and I don't blame her

06:44she's had creme de la creme last summer

06:45she's not gonna get better than me

06:46thank you for inviting us

06:48no, that's what it is

06:49and I'm glad that we're so fine

06:51you know what I mean?

06:52yeah, yeah, I wish every girl I dated

06:54ended up dating a girl after me

06:55because I'd have no issues in love

06:57you'd be friends with them all

06:59look at it, clean it

07:03it tastes like tequila

07:05don't you like tequila?

07:06no, I hate tequila

07:07I hate you so much

07:08disgusting, but you can kiss me again

07:10how is it feel being in the show without Tom?

07:13I'll be honest

07:14I wish Tom was here

07:15I was so taken back

07:17by like how much he's changed

07:19oh yeah, on the outside

07:20he's very just like

07:21he's like career driven

07:22he just wants money

07:23he wants kids

07:24he has his own business now

07:26well, she's found a new top

07:28she just slept with him in the first night

07:29not slept with him

07:30slept in the same bed

07:31he goes, my integer with this

07:32he's in fear response

07:33for first night

07:34in bed with the new kid

07:35Tom is going to be turning in his bed

07:41the booze cruise is amazing

07:42everyone's having fun

07:43there's guys, there's girls

07:44there's absolutely no drama for once

07:46and everyone's having a fucking good time

07:47but

07:48then I'm still young

07:50what's your name sorry?

07:52Emma

07:53are you from Cairns?

07:54no, no

07:55I'm from Gold Coast

07:56okay

07:57me and Katia are watching Con

07:59there's a bit of flirting

08:00I'll give you like a 8.2

08:028.2?

08:03and Katia ain't here for it

08:05I'm a 7.5 in my eyes

08:06I'm a 7.5

08:07what am I?

08:08don't give you something that low

08:09I'm below you

08:10that means you're on top of me

08:11I'm good on top

08:12I am?

08:13yeah

08:14see

08:15Emma is an absolute smoke show

08:17she's a fucking stunner

08:18but the second she went on that stripper pole

08:20let me tell you right now

08:21King Con climbs right to the top of the Empire State Building

08:23and was fucking banging on the front door

08:25up

08:28to the hospital

08:29dun dun dun dun dash

08:30dun dun dun dun

08:31the sky's fallin'

08:33have you hooked up now?

08:34oh I have

08:35Connt wants this Random Girl ever

08:37Katia wants Con

08:38we all know how this is going to go

08:41ah!

08:42all!

08:43you're too Shawn's way

08:44you're too like

08:45cock grossa Katia strikes again

08:48I love it

08:49Gilligan!

08:55Woo!

08:57We haven't been in the ages.

09:01The full party was one thing, but we're all fizzing

09:03and we're ready to just go straight through to Gilligan's full moon party

09:06and go bananas.

09:07Right, where's the fucking...

09:08There's something in the air.

09:15This full moon party is going off.

09:17Oh!

09:20I can feel the vibe between everyone is getting really crazy tonight.

09:27But, Cartier's starting to seem pissed off.

09:32Seeing him kiss the other girls in the club.

09:36I just don't like seeing that.

09:42Don't feel like you have to be.

09:44Yeah, I know.

09:44Honey, God's broken.

09:45I'm starting to feel jealous.

09:54As much as I am confident, I still have my insecurities.

09:59I train myself and I work on being confident.

10:02But I think deep down, there's this internal voice saying,

10:05you're not pretty enough.

10:06Or, like, maybe if you carried yourself in a different type of way, you would, but you're not.

10:11But where is she now?

10:13Oh, no.

10:15Are you going to try, like, wait?

10:17Will I back in?

10:18Like, what?

10:18Oh!

10:19I'll always eat.

10:20I'm hungry.

10:20All these birds are all the same.

10:24They all say they're unbothered, but they're just double bothered.

10:27Colin's going to lift up another bird in the club, but just because he porked Cartier last summer, she's now getting jealous still.

10:34Make that make sense?

10:35Good luck, man.

10:36But, like, I've had the best time, caught up with everyone, I've had a mad day on the board, and I've had a mad time in the club.

10:42I wish you'd not believe.

10:43I know, me too, baby, me too.

10:45There's no tail in there for me, so I'm going to bounce and get some kip.

10:48It was so good to see you, okay?

10:50Stay late.

10:51Let's go home.

10:53Let's go, baby.

10:54I think we should get a good bath.

10:56I want lamb and garlic, lamb and garlic.

11:00I don't know what the fuck you're saying.

11:02Fuck off.

11:03Lamb and garlic.

11:04I need ten kabats, chicken, lamb, meat.

11:08Everyone's yelling, oh my God, he's not going home.

11:11Is that your girlfriend?

11:12Colin and Cartier, they always come back around.

11:16Can we go far in?

11:17They always end back together.

11:19You are the kabad kings, we love you.

11:22If Colin brings another person back, shit's about to turn.

11:29This is a bullf**k.

11:32Cartier, how'd you go, Tony?

11:33You all right?

11:34I'm good.

11:35Anywho, enough about me.

11:36Colin, what did you learn about her?

11:38Yeah.

11:39You all can dance.

11:40Okay.

11:41Is that it?

11:43That's a big one.

11:45Take down.

11:47I don't want you hooking up with models in the backseat.

11:50Because the last thing I want to be hearing is you guys lipstick in the back.

11:54Meanwhile, I'm downing my kebab in the front.

11:56There's something underlying here.

11:58I certainly should.

11:59I'm sorry.

12:01Something f**king funny.

12:02Oh my God.

12:03Shut the f**k up, bro.

12:05Don't tell me.

12:06Shut the f**k up.

12:07That's so fucking rude.

12:08He's all f**king making fun of everything sitting here.

12:10I'm saying.

12:10Shut the f**k up.

12:11I can't move past.

12:11I don't think it was approached.

12:14Maybe it wasn't.

12:14Okay, wait.

12:15I'm really sorry, but I feel like this is between Colin and us.

12:17Oh my God.

12:18Okay.

12:18I'm going to come home.

12:20All right, model.

12:21Perfect.

12:22There's it all.

12:24F**k.

12:25This has gone sad.

12:29Sometimes I'm a b**ch.

12:33Hey!

12:36We're back!

12:38Tonight was so much fun.

12:40We were out at the clubs.

12:42We were getting painted on us.

12:45Ended it with some kebabs.

12:47F**king stunning.

12:48But we all need to just go to bed.

12:51I need to be loved.

12:52Because we're all f**ked.

12:54I love her face.

12:55I love her p**sy.

12:57I'm so content with life.

12:58That's good.

12:59I'm so happy.

13:00You were all one tonight, man.

13:03It's a frustration.

13:05It's a guilt.

13:08Now is an appropriate time to tell Colin that jealousy got the best of me.

13:14I'm going to tell you a confession.

13:16You're going to tell me a confession?

13:18I was pissed off that you were bringing someone back to the house.

13:21And I contributed to the argument because of my internal jealousy and frustration.

13:29Connie!

13:31So that whole argument and you two came up on me.

13:35Honestly, I'll be honest with you.

13:36I didn't expect that from you.

13:37I'm sorry.

13:38I'm not going to go off for you.

13:39I'm not going to yell at you.

13:40But to sit down laughing, you've got me every time I ask you something just because I brought

13:43a girl home.

13:44I know.

13:44And that was my jealousy.

13:47Jealousy shouldn't be there.

13:48I don't know where the jealousy is coming from.

13:50I didn't know that I was going to feel that type of way.

13:53I brought a girl back home.

13:54I do what Kim Con does.

13:56And now you're jealous.

13:57Which means there might be some underlying feelings there.

14:01I'm sorry.

14:02I'm not sorry for my feelings here.

14:04But I'm sorry for the way that I handled it.

14:06You don't have to be sorry for your feelings.

14:06You're entitled to feel the way you want to feel.

14:08And I was nervous that you guys were going to be hooking up in the backseat.

14:11And that's why I needed to bring in an anger.

14:15Because if you guys were hooking up in the backseat, I would have lost it.

14:18It's something you're going to have to get used to without being in my house.

14:21I'm a single male.

14:22I want to bring girls back.

14:23I know.

14:24Alright.

14:25I need to brush my teeth.

14:26I need to go to bed, alright?

14:27I'm sorry.

14:28It's all good.

14:29I don't want to get with Kim, but I kind of do.

14:32It's toxic as fuck.

14:33I don't want to go to bed.

15:04BORING!

15:06So, let's spice things up a little bit and send in another one.

15:13Fun fact about Italians.

15:16You're the biggest white dicks going around.

15:18I'll tell you that much.

15:24I'm Lockie, 26, and I'm from Melbourne.

15:28Mum, sister, both lesbians.

15:32That means everyone in my family loves vagina.

15:35I fucking unequivocally love partying.

15:39On a night out, I'm most probably known for doing stupid shit.

15:43I got my arsehole waxed.

15:44And I've necked on with a couple of blokes before, just for shits and gigs.

15:51I'm fucking single, and I'm fucking ready to mingle.

15:57When you make an entrance, you've got to come in loud.

16:00I don't want to rock up and just, like, everyone up and say,

16:02Hey, guys, that's not how I roll.

16:05It's a fucking Aussie shore house.

16:06I come in with a bang.

16:10Lockie!

16:12Oh!

16:14Lockie!

16:16Hey, guys!

16:17This is fucked.

16:23Oh, it's an egg.

16:25I know the Cardi party.

16:28No.

16:29Yeah.

16:30No.

16:30Me and Cardi went out for a night out, and one thing led to another.

16:36So there might be unfinished business there.

16:41I'm in trouble.

16:43I'm in trouble.

16:46This is egg.

16:47This is egg.

16:47Oh, my.

16:50I'm Lexi, by the way.

16:51I've got fucking egg yolk all over me.

16:55Like, look at my fucking hair.

16:56Oi, I thought you were Cardi.

16:59I jumped at it.

17:00I was having the best sleep, and then I hear this fucking voice.

17:05Who the fuck is this?

17:08He's this tall, handsome, blonde bloke.

17:12He's making a loud entrance.

17:14Hey, guys, let the games begin, yeah?

17:17I know, I'm Lockie.

17:18We live close to each other.

17:20We're Al Cardi-ing every weekend.

17:22And I can tell you now, he is a shit-stirrer.

17:25So where is everyone?

17:26Probably in bed, man.

17:27Let's go.

17:27Let's get the fuck up.

17:29He's walked in with some big dog energy.

17:31It's like real alpha male.

17:33So this is the boys, right?

17:34So it'll be exciting to see what Con thinks of it.

17:39Oh, my God.

17:40It's on you.

17:41It's on you.

17:42Guys, we have a new visitor.

17:45Hey, guys.

17:46Hey, bro.

17:47New guy coming in.

17:48Had like two hours sleep.

17:50Hunt over.

17:51It better be fucking big.

17:53So I've got to say something, though.

17:55Charlotte sent me, and the three boys are going to work today.

17:59Oh, fuck it up.

18:01In like five minutes.

18:02Are you coming?

18:04No.

18:05No, you're actually taking the fucking piss.

18:08I don't know who the fuck this bloke is coming to my house, telling me to get up and go

18:13to work.

18:13You haven't even been here for one fucking minute.

18:16I'll see you.

18:17He's trying to get us out of the house so he can tune all your girls.

18:19I can fucking see what you're doing, cunt.

18:23Send the boys to work?

18:25That's hot.

18:26That's out for energy.

18:27That's a real fucking man.

18:28This is crazy.

18:30Look, I can't.

18:32Lucky, lucky, lucky.

18:35This is crazy.

18:36Look, it's very playful history.

18:39I mean, you see, Lockie.

18:40He's a gorgeous man.

18:42I mean, he's my top to a team.

18:45Oh, you got egg everywhere, eh?

18:47I know.

18:49I really want to have sex with him.

18:53I'm going to fuck some shit up.

18:54I know you will.

18:56And here I am last night saying, oh, I'm jealous that Cotton's bringing another girl back.

19:02Now, Lockie's coming in.

19:03I'm like, oh.

19:05Are you staying?

19:07Or are you here for the night?

19:08Yeah, there's a spare bed in here.

19:09It's got my name written on it.

19:10What do you reckon?

19:12Wild.

19:13At least I didn't have to go home for mine.

19:15Mine came straight to me.

19:18Fuck!

19:19And he's staying.

19:23Oh, fuck me.

19:25Trouble's on the menu.

19:27Trouble is on the menu.

19:30Bro, this fucking place is fucked.

19:33Con is very much the salvo-pointed head of the household.

19:36So having another rooster in his headhouse, I don't think he's going to like it.

19:40Hey, come on, boys.

19:41Let's go, yeah?

19:42We've got work to do.

19:43Shugging it back.

19:44How the fuck are you yelling?

19:47See you later, boys.

19:49There's a new player in town.

19:51What do you think we're going to work?

19:53I don't know, bro.

19:54Hopefully fucking going to a pillow factory.

19:56Well, well, well, well.

20:00Isn't Lockie conniving and calculated?

20:04Okay, so what's the guy tonight?

20:05He sent all the boys so he can stay with all the girls.

20:11Just slam it into him.

20:13And my hair, I just washed it.

20:15I don't really give a fuck.

20:16I see what you're doing here, Lockie.

20:19Throw me fuckwit.

20:21I fucking love it.

20:23Where are we pulling into?

20:24What the fuck is this?

20:26The brass bookie.

20:28Let's go.

20:29Go, let's go.

20:29Oh, I can't be bothered with working.

20:32Today, I want to see blood, sweat and tears.

20:38I feel dusty as fuck.

20:40These guys are going to be helping out in the kitchen.

20:42Chopping potatoes, onions.

20:44Oh, hello, Robert.

20:45How are you?

20:46Morning, guys.

20:47Grab yourself an apron.

20:48Put your head in on your head.

20:49Surely today's job cannot go wrong.

20:52Apron and headaches.

20:53How can they fuck up?

20:55Cutting potatoes and onions.

20:57My friggin' habster could do it.

21:00All right, hurry up, hurry up.

21:01I'm moving, brother.

21:01This is the class I can live right now.

21:07It's like a fucking head condom.

21:08This is fucked.

21:10We got 200...

21:11That's this coming soon.

21:12And you put us in charge.

21:13We have an hour to peel all these potatoes

21:15and cut all these onions.

21:16We're going to lose some fingers.

21:18Definitely impossible.

21:19My eyes are burning, bro.

21:21I actually can't cut onions if my eyes are closed.

21:24This is fucked up.

21:25I haven't cried like this in years.

21:28Should we just bite into a whole onion?

21:29Do it.

21:29I'll do it if you do it.

21:30Maybe this will wake us up.

21:31This is a hangover cure I've heard.

21:35Is it?

21:35All right, cheers.

21:36Cheers.

21:45You're dreaming.

21:46I'm not buying it.

21:46No chance.

21:47Not a chance.

21:48I'm going to turn this.

21:49That's fucking crotch.

21:51That is so fucked up.

22:02Fuck off.

22:04That is...

22:05I'm definitely...

22:07No chance.

22:09Not buying that shit again.

22:10It's not good.

22:20My mouth is fucking burning.

22:22Who's fucking dumb idea was that?

22:26It's like this fire on my mouth.

22:28It's just so fucked up.

22:29Am I crying?

22:30I think that's one of the worst things I've ever done in my life.

22:36How do people do that?

22:37There ain't no place that I would rather be.

22:41The boys have to scarp off to work because it's better to have a house full of tits than

22:44it is to have a house full of dicks.

22:46My hair feels fucked up.

22:48I know.

22:48I need a shower.

22:50Should we?

22:52Let's do it.

22:53See you later, boys.

22:54The girls are mine.

22:55Those guys turn around, dance it over.

22:58Fucking a lyricist.

23:00Fucking oath.

23:01I'm loving it.

23:01Hey, shut up.

23:02I will.

23:03Someone help me.

23:05I don't know what I'm doing.

23:08Fuck it.

23:08Let's just get fucking naked.

23:10I cocked fuck con last night, which is why I need to stay away from Mocky.

23:15I cannot give him this.

23:21Grab a towel from over the dead.

23:23Katya says no.

23:25But tequila Katya will say yes.

23:30She will.

23:32She will.

23:33Someone give me some binoculars.

23:36I can zoom in on this one.

23:38I think I'm going to need a change of underwear.

23:42Mocky, you know this Mocky guy coming out.

23:44I don't know him knowing me like that, but let's be honest, he's having the time of his life.

23:48He's in the house.

23:49Oh, fuck yeah.

23:49With five hot girls.

23:52Do you want us to call you Mocky?

23:53What about like Daddy?

23:54How about we should call him Boss?

23:56You just piss con off.

23:57Yeah, done, done.

23:58I'm in.

23:59I think there's going to be a little bit of a tension there, I feel.

24:02I can really feel the tension coming out of your...

24:04But look how hard he's gripping the potato.

24:08Fuck.

24:08But don't fucking try a supermonto.

24:10Like I said, I'll stomp on yours.

24:11King dick.

24:12Yeah.

24:13That was sterk.

24:17You're welcome.

24:19I do have a king dick.

24:23We're not getting into this lot, but should we just hide all of them?

24:27I shouldn't have that idea.

24:28What's more time efficient is not doing the job, but hiding the job.

24:41Oi, what's going on here?

24:43We're finished.

24:44Boss, we're finished.

24:45Finish?

24:45Yeah, we're finished everything.

24:46Don't fuck with me, mate.

24:48What the fuck is that?

24:49That's not us.

24:50Oh, no.

24:50That was there before.

24:51What the fuck is that?

24:53They're getting cooked, bro.

24:54We're making jacket potatoes.

24:56What the fuck is that?

24:57That's not me.

24:58You guys are a fucking dickhead.

25:00Just better leave my fucking kitchen right now.

25:03Charlotte's going to hear about this.

25:04Get the fuck out of here.

25:06That's two for two now.

25:07So Charlotte is not going to be happy.

25:10At least I'll thank you.

25:11Why is that such a fucking satisfying sound?

25:29Yeah, it's mom.

25:29I'm enjoying that.

25:31Keep chewing.

25:34Okay.

25:36Oh, they're home.

25:38Hi.

25:38Hi, boys.

25:40See, they did clean the house.

25:42We did?

25:42I did it.

25:43What did you do?

25:44We actually worked at an animal shelter.

25:47Are you a puppy?

25:48Yeah.

25:49Yeah, and we fed puppy.

25:51You're a fuck.

25:52That's like my dream job.

25:54Did you actually?

25:54No.

25:55We were cutting potatoes.

25:57Yeah.

25:57And onions.

25:59And we ate onion.

26:00Like raw?

26:02You smell like onions.

26:04You guys are actually probably going to be pretty pissed off at us, though, because we got fired.

26:08You are fired?

26:10He expected us to do, like, 50 kgs worth of potatoes in, like, 10 minutes.

26:14Like, slacking at work is one thing.

26:17Getting fired just takes it to a whole new level.

26:20We decided to just start getting rid of everything.

26:24Like, Charlotte is going to be filthy.

26:27Minaki stinks.

26:29Where the fuck is my toothbrush?

26:34I think I put it on my arm.

26:36Oh, yum.

26:38I'm sleep deprived.

26:39I'm hungover.

26:40I'm hungry as fucking shit.

26:42I like it.

26:42Like, Gilligan's pool party is fucking calling, and I'm going to enter that fucking call.

26:46Tan, trust me.

26:47Fucking makes a difference.

26:49I'll be so depressed, like, a whole week, and I'll put Tan on.

26:51I'll be like, oh, um, I was fine.

26:53We're going to scarf at the Gillies, and we're going to get fucked up.

26:59Who's excited?

27:00Yeah, are you excited for your first party?

27:03I am.

27:03I fucking love Gilligan so much.

27:05It's like I'm back home.

27:06Who have been to Gilligan's pool?

27:07Bean, it's Olivia.

27:09I have partied in Cairns.

27:11It's renowned for being loose.

27:13This is your first time drinking with us.

27:15Fuck it, I think it is.

27:16Oh, we're getting you missing.

27:18I can't wait to see what type of boy you there.

27:21Do you have a tie that you want to see there?

27:24European, small, big tits.

27:27I want someone to touch me tonight.

27:29Sexually.

27:37Let's go.

27:39I got you data.

27:41Gilligan's knows how to throw a pool party.

27:44It's wet, sloppy, there's drinks, hot people.

27:49Hans loves to put it on.

27:50I love a stripper.

27:52I know.

27:52I'm getting so long.

27:53I'm getting so long.

27:55They got the tits.

27:56They got the boys.

27:57I had a shot.

27:58Look to my right.

27:59See some hot boys.

28:01Bang.

28:01Let's go.

28:02Don't stop this train.

28:03We're chugging along.

28:08I booked this up.

28:09I think I'm too far.

28:10Am I?

28:11Jada's on heat.

28:12Jada's on the prowl.

28:13But I think Jada is seeking validation through male attention.

28:19Oh, sorry.

28:20I wasn't aware of my gosh.

28:21I can see it because I did exactly the same thing last summer when Tom rejected me and

28:27it never works out well.

28:28Do you need me to hold your hand?

28:30After a while, you just exhaust all your options too quickly.

28:34Is there anyone here that's catching your eye yet, Lockie?

28:36Yeah.

28:37I think Cardi is.

28:38Lockie is looking fierce right now.

28:43Don't burn the hard line spot and you're already a little tense line hotter.

28:47His body, Artie, is doing some things to me.

28:51Oh, big boy.

28:52Oh, yes.

28:54Usually Cardi is pretty self-contained, but not when Lockie's around.

28:58She is giddy as fuck.

28:59I'm getting giddy for her.

29:00It's actually funny watching this.

29:03But I know how Con works and I think Con might get a little bit intimidated.

29:09I'm not too sure what's happening with Lockie and Cardi are.

29:11I know how they did it with pass.

29:13Lockie seems like a decent bloke, but there's only one sheriff in this fucking house.

29:17There's only one King Con.

29:20And so it is.

29:22All right, have a look at what's going on right now.

29:24Yeah, but he's still in there to sell off.

29:26Oh, this.

29:26I don't know.

29:27I need to have a look at this.

29:27Yeah, like, can we please watch this?

29:29Con's feeling a little bit intimidated, and obviously the two much-a-men in the house

29:34have to have a tag of war.

29:35I'm nervous.

29:36I hope Lockie wins.

29:38This tag of war is exactly what my brain is thinking right now.

29:42I want to have sex with Lockie, but I've really missed Con.

29:45I really want attention for Lockie, but I want attention from Con too.

29:49May the best man win.

29:50Three, two, one.

29:52Let's go!

29:53Oh, no.

30:03Oh, you won!

30:05Oh, not the hair, not the hair.

30:07Go, Lockie.

30:08Yeah, go, Lockie!

30:10Lockie is the winner!

30:12Ding, ding, ding.

30:12I kind of hoped that he was, though.

30:15Unfortunately, he won.

30:17Fair and square.

30:18Everyone's got strong points.

30:19I don't tug ropes.

30:21The only thing I tug on is my own rope.

30:24If you want to see what men lift, come bench press.

30:28Whatever you want to do, I'm here.

30:29Cardia's smitten on Lockie.

30:34She's, uh, drooling, by the way.

30:37I'm happy for this because Cardia and Con had this whole, you know, hot and cold relationship.

30:44So, she's been through a lot.

30:46Guys, I just want to quickly say, Lockie, welcome to the Lockie Shaw family.

30:52Yay!

30:53Fuck you!

30:54Literally, I think you are the energy we needed, and we want to keep partying.

30:59Let's take it back to the house.

31:00Let's go!

31:01Let's go!

31:02Me and Cardia just provide a spark to each other.

31:05It's always fun because, uh, we always want a ticket to the Cardi party.

31:10I thought I had you at one point, Lockie, eh?

31:13When?

31:15In the tug of war, and I left my feet.

31:17Okay, for fuck you.

31:19You thrashed him, though.

31:21It wasn't even close.

31:24He went flying, though.

31:37Oh, my Lord.

31:39Home sweet home.

31:41Why is it so quiet?

31:42Because no one's home.

31:44All right.

31:44I dare you to get naked.

31:48Yeah.

31:48Strip down to the fucking bone.

31:50Yeah.

31:50And do a helicopter with your dick while you jump into the pool.

31:54There you go.

31:55In the pool.

31:56That's easy.

31:57We've come back to the house, and it's just sexual.

32:05And everyone is on heat.

32:08This is the best.

32:09I know.

32:10That's a good dick.

32:12See, when I see a dick, I regurgitate.

32:15Double hand up.

32:15Look at you, Lockie.

32:18You've walked in.

32:18You've got three girls back in the back.

32:21Like, I need to be distracted away from the horniness.

32:25Yeah, yeah.

32:26Let's go.

32:26I need to be distracted from everything because I can't do anything.

32:31I have to sit here and just think about my girl back at home.

32:35I know.

32:36I know.

32:37Oh, my God.

32:38I might just go hard in the fridge or something.

32:40Cooler.

32:40Hey, coming in, I can't go on.

32:44My hair.

32:47My hair.

32:51He wants to let down.

32:53He wants to let down.

32:55He wants to let down.

33:04Guys!

33:05Who the fuck is that?

33:07Guys!

33:08Who's a ball?

33:09Guys!

33:10We have a phone call.

33:12Hello?

33:13Is it Charlotte?

33:14Hello?

33:14Who's this?

33:15It's calm.

33:16What's happening, Charlotte?

33:17Guys!

33:18It's Charlotte!

33:20What is she going to say?

33:22I've had some feedback from the last two bosses.

33:25Oh, fuck.

33:26We're fucked.

33:27Apparently, you told the boss at the first job where you were cleaning the lasses to fuck off.

33:33No, we never said fuck off to the first boss.

33:35It may or may not have been me.

33:37Oh, did you?

33:39Three.

33:39One thing we do is respect Charlotte.

33:45We don't tell our bosses to fuck off.

33:48What about the peeling potatoes?

33:50Because the boss said that you were all so lazy and you got kicked out.

33:54Oh, my God.

33:55And I did say that punishments would happen.

33:58I'm telling you now, this is the final warning before someone gets punished.

34:03And the punishment is bad.

34:06We are not okay.

34:07This lot have been the shittiest workers I have ever seen.

34:12I'm on the other side of the world.

34:13I'm feeling like I'm going to have to start to boot my plane ticket.

34:20See you, Charlotte, mate.

34:22And Alba's two now, so I have to boot her a seat.

34:25Like, she doesn't get off for free anymore.

34:27This is going to cost us so much fucking money.

34:29I'm going to be scared by the end of this.

34:31So, whoever does bad in the next job is pretty much fucked.

34:34All right, everyone.

34:35We really need to up our game.

34:36Just make sure you send me on the next job.

34:39I mean, let's do it.

34:41Look, if you're telling me that they're shit workers, I fucking agree with you.

34:44I'm going to piss.

34:47I'm going to piss right here.

34:48Piss on.

34:49It's actually coming.

34:50It's coming.

34:51Oh, I'm pissing.

34:52Look down.

34:55I'm sorry.

34:57Put in the meantime.

34:58Let's fucking party.

35:00To the bottom.

35:01I'll see you there, baby.

35:03It's over.

35:04It's over.

35:04Fuck the friendship.

35:06Now you get with cardio.

35:07Oh, absolutely.

35:11Caught it.

35:12Oh, I know.

35:13If I had a vibrator, I'd put it in between here.

35:16I'd be like, bye, bye, bye.

35:23Is that your cock in my back?

35:25Is that your cock?

35:27It is.

35:28I thought that.

35:29Chesco's dick.

35:31It's thick and girthy.

35:33I felt very protected.

35:43Win-win for me.

35:49I know, Lachie.

35:50I'm going to move.

35:52I win.

35:53Yeah.

35:54I was attracted to Lachie before coming into the house.

35:59So, obviously, you're going to feel a certain type of way, and you're going to end up in

36:04the slot that hot.

36:05Mary, honey.

36:08Oh, man.

36:12Lucky.

36:13Oh.

36:18This is crazy.

36:19seeing cardio and lock in the slot it's a hard pill to swallow i've been there with cardio done

36:43this dance and see her doing this dance with another guy it makes me second guess it maybe

36:49i should have tried maybe i should have let things flow

36:52i i need this i'm gonna be sick if i drink this yellow i need a bird first because

37:02that hurt really bad

37:13oh wow

37:21wait san francisco probably with lily but you know what i'm about to block that situation

37:31well never mind i just got very humbled very quick because they're both naked

37:39first is screw i'm about to absolutely ruin the out of you i'm not even going to

37:43fucking lie please please honestly

37:50i don't have to hear that i don't want to i want to remove myself obviously i have some type of

37:55feeling towards francesco okay kiss kiss francesco doesn't like me that's fine people are left out

38:02there dislikes and likes she has not left his side if he doesn't like me and i don't like something he's

38:08doing with another girl yeah that's so true what's the best thing to do remove yourself calm down

38:16jayda coming for yourself just like who i did what's wrong i'm fine i'm just like i'm it's not a

38:23fucking new secret that i like him and i don't have to all want to listen to that i'm honest i i think

38:30she's got she's got feelings but same for him absolutely seeing jada the way she is it's like jada

38:37is in a field she's not feeling too good so i'm gonna get to the bottom of it

38:42first of all i felt a sense of tension okay can you guys i mean i like him yeah but you know that

38:51no he doesn't like me jada jada you've never told me you've never told me let me finish let me finish

38:57if i want to leave this situation because i don't like it i will if you really liked him you wouldn't

39:01be hooking up with other guys in the club i'm gonna move on sometime i'm here for six weeks

39:04it's not healthy that's not healthy well it doesn't matter because i'm having fun it does

39:09matter i can't just be crying in the corner the whole time best way to get over someone is to get

39:14underneath someone else and i feel like you're like shaming me for like don't love don't love

39:18don't love i can't help it can't i i'll hide in the bush i'll let you do your thing but i can see

39:24straight through what you're doing what do you want me to say then what do i meant to say i'm coming in a

39:28caring way jada i know but you're seeking validation through people that don't care about you

39:32i care about you and the way you're feeling i've been there done that stop yelling at me kind

39:38i've been there what can i do then you know i'm walking away i'm getting aggritated what can i do

39:42what can i do i'm getting aggritated i'm getting aggritated i need to walk away because you don't

39:45understand what i'm feeling you're seeking validation through men who don't care about you

39:50end of story they don't care about you jada thanks lily thank you listen to what i'm saying

39:56a lot doesn't it leave it leave it oh i can't deal with this it's so boring anyway

40:00fucking whoever you want so fucking fucked i'm actually not kind

40:08i think the house just shook like has gone south and speaking from a professional being

40:18on lily's bad side it's just somewhere you don't want to be lex i had to say it i'm sorry i just

40:26think that blew up to a point where then you started getting aggressive i was aggressive because

40:31like you felt you had to be i don't want to say it but like i was aggressive because i care about her

40:36yeah sometimes a conversation just doesn't go the best way i'm trying to protect jada because i know

40:43how bad it hurts and i don't want her feeling the way i was feeling i'm gonna cry again i feel really

40:51sad for her because i've been through it and it's just like yeah she might say she's having fun and

40:57she might put on that i feel like i've been there done that and i just i just wish last summer someone

41:02said to me like you know like you can do it by yourself like you don't need anyone like i'm feeling

41:09the way jada's feeling because it happened to me last summer with tom and it bit me in the

41:14fucking ass the intent is there i'm not good at delivery wasn't good i'm trying to come in with

41:22good intent but i might be feeling sad for jada maybe i'm feeling sad for myself as well but i love

41:32you thanks for the packaging i love you too just your delivery is

41:46wow look look at this she's sucking i'm gonna go brush my teeth

41:51there's obviously egg in my bed from this morning can i get salmonella

41:56jades can i say something yeah go i'm feeling for you i'm gonna cry right now

42:08you're so beautiful and i just like feel really sorry honestly i'm sorry god like i know i've come

42:15across in like an aggressive way like i'm not healed i'll be honest i know baby i know like last time

42:24with tom like it really affected me and it really affected who it was as a person i didn't feel good

42:30enough like no matter what i did and i just like i don't want anyone else to feel the way i was feeling

42:36that i want you to make better choices than what i made because i haven't done anything i'm just

42:42i know i'm just scared i'm really scared but i promise you i'm okay you can't pick a promise i pick

42:50i'm okay i don't think lily was right by saying i'm always seeking male validation but i do think she

42:56was seeing the path i was going down and seeing herself in it she was yelling at me because she's hurt

43:02and she's just trying to protect me just just come here i really appreciate you lily you mean a lot

43:08to me right now lily is a good friend to me

43:21after having a chat with jada i'm feeling good about it you don't need to hook up to feel validation

43:27should we ever sleep over it but not not do anything if i want to get validation i'll wake

43:32off to myself in the mirror all right let me do my thing yeah yeah i got you don't worry and i'm

43:38a singing hairdresser yes yes but there's a stage of the night that i just want to be

43:44francesco you always know where home is it's right here

44:05you get in trouble with the police god damn she's the person you're most attracted to

44:10i'm kissing you lily and i is still rebuilding our friendship yeah i just thought if she does go

44:17there done

44:22your ear tipsy speaks to every other girl who cares why not i'm not here to be held down this is a joke

44:29of a conversation i'm so far when cardi's on a mission you gotta step back on one

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