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Gogglebox Australia (2015) S22E04
Gogglebox Australia (2015) Season 22 Episode 4

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00:00Oh look, he's giving it, he's got the shahita.
00:02Hey, hey, hey, get it on me.
00:03He's hitting you with the shahita, he's got the slipper.
00:05Hey, hey, you've been hanging around with your grandma too much.
00:09Put down the sandal, I've got food.
00:11Woo-la-la! Woo-la!
00:14Every evening in Australia...
00:16What the hell's going on?
00:18Oh, we're making a TV show, that's what we're doing, baby.
00:20TV reaches over 12 million of us.
00:23Absolutely no chance, champ.
00:25But have you ever wondered what other people are watching?
00:27Yeah, baby!
00:28Oh, I'm suddenly interested.
00:30Find out what people thought about what was on in the last seven days.
00:34That's it.
00:35So low budget, aren't we?
00:37Honestly, who watches this stuff?
00:40Shh, it's good.
00:42This week we saw Talking About Your Gen.
00:44Oh, it's back!
00:46Go to Gen Z!
00:47You don't know who John Farnham is?
00:49Shame on you, shame, shame, shame!
00:51We discovered the new Korean music show...
00:54K-pop!
00:56Featuring...
00:56Kylie Minogue!
00:57Oh, my God, I've just gone to gay heaven.
01:00And we fell in love with Jay and Pamela.
01:03How beautiful that they found each other.
01:06They're like the perfect love story.
01:07I love you.
01:08I love you.
01:09I love you both!
01:11In Brisbane, Kevin's worried about a worsening medical condition.
01:22Bob and I went down to the local, put 20 bucks in the pokies and my foot started to cramp up.
01:28I had to get up and then do laps around the pokies trying to walk my cramp out.
01:34You need a motorised scooter.
01:36Tuesday on 10, we watch the reboot of a classic quiz show.
01:40I love quiz shows.
01:41What is it?
01:41It's Talking About Your Gen.
01:43Oh, it's back!
01:45Talking about your generation.
01:47Hello, I'm Anne Edmonds.
01:49Oh, Anne Edmonds is running it.
01:51Yes, the show that takes you from home alone to drinking alone and then dying alone.
01:55What happens in this show?
01:58So this is a trivia show and it pits all the generations against each other.
02:02Let's meet our players for tonight.
02:05Generation X, Dave Hughes and Todd McKenney.
02:08We are Gen X.
02:09No, you are not.
02:10You're a boomer.
02:10I am Gen X.
02:11How hilarious that boomers are too old for this show now.
02:14Oh, because they're all off dying alone.
02:16Gen Y, the cool generation that are low-key still living with their parents.
02:20It's Tommy Little and Carrie Bickmore.
02:22Gen Y, let's go!
02:24Gen Y.
02:24Oh, and Gen Z, the generation that hasn't brought us anything yet.
02:28That's us!
02:29Who are they?
02:30Nisa Nandala and Will Geer!
02:32Probably TikTokers.
02:34I watch all of his videos.
02:36You've met our teams, now it's time to play our first game.
02:39Mullet Over.
02:41Mullet Over, I love that.
02:43Our teams will be shown some of the greatest mullets from across the generation.
02:47It's up to our teams to buzz in and tell me the name of the person rocking the mullet.
02:51Old farts love a bit of trivia.
02:52Let's do this.
02:53This is great.
02:54Let's have a look at our first mullet.
02:56Aiky, breaky heart.
02:58Billy Ray Cyrus.
02:58Billy Ray Cyrus.
02:59Yes.
03:00George Michael.
03:04Come on, Gigi.
03:05What's wrong with you, man?
03:06Billy Ray Cyrus.
03:09They got it.
03:09Go to Gen Z.
03:10Helping out the oldies.
03:12Here's our next mullet.
03:13That's an easy one.
03:14Kappa.
03:15Oh, no.
03:15Lachlan McCarthy.
03:16Oh, bullshit.
03:17No, you idiot.
03:18What?
03:19He just made that up.
03:20As a strategy, Gen Z, don't just guess.
03:22Warwick Kappa Vlaka.
03:23Warwick Kappa.
03:25Whackity Doodle.
03:27All right, here is your last mullet.
03:29Oh, that's easy.
03:30John Farnham.
03:31It's John Farnham.
03:32Yes, it is.
03:33Yes.
03:34We're three out of three.
03:35Yeah, but all the people are over 60 that they've put up on the screen.
03:39Sorry, question from Gen Z.
03:40Who's John Farnham?
03:41Oh.
03:42Oh, my God.
03:44You don't know who John Farnham is?
03:45Shame on you.
03:46Shame, shame, shame.
03:48Get out.
03:49Get out.
03:50Just get out.
03:51Where have they been?
03:51Under a rock?
03:52We've only had 85 comeback tours.
03:54For the next Battle of the Ages.
03:56GNY will be given a series of items and the need to arrange them from least expensive
04:01to most expensive.
04:02Oh, I thought the price was right.
04:04Okay.
04:05I'm into this.
04:06First up.
04:07It is a CD player from 1992.
04:09That would have been expensive back in the day.
04:11$3.98.
04:12Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:13A house in Merrickville in 1977.
04:1630 grand.
04:1740 grand.
04:1850 bucks?
04:19Yeah.
04:20And the highest number on the book.
04:21Yeah.
04:2250 more times.
04:23We're not far off the mark there.
04:26Melbourne to Sydney flight in 1973.
04:29Oh.
04:3054?
04:31I think that could be the two and a half grand.
04:33Man, this is hard.
04:34How do you reckon?
04:35This is a bit tricky.
04:36I don't reckon.
04:37Move that one aside.
04:38Yeah.
04:39Flip them around.
04:40Okay.
04:41Like that?
04:42Yep.
04:43No, no, no, no.
04:44$2,500.
04:45Less.
04:46Less.
04:47This is actually the price is right.
04:48What?
04:49What?
04:50What?
04:51What?
04:52What?
04:53What?
04:54Do you reckon Camry the most expensive?
04:55No.
04:56Move it that way.
04:57Just lock it in.
04:58You're taking forever.
04:59The cheapest thing was Melbourne to Sydney return flight.
05:03$54.
05:04Really?
05:05In 1973.
05:06It was 50 years ago.
05:0742-inch plasma TV.
05:09$17,000.
05:10$17,000.
05:11No way.
05:12Who would pay $17,000 for a tally?
05:15Oh, we bought one of those, Matt.
05:17Let's move on.
05:18Gen X.
05:19Your category is music.
05:20Your game is hay fever.
05:22Music.
05:23Okay.
05:24What I'm going to do is play a track where people say hey.
05:26Gen X need to identify as many songs as they can.
05:29Oh, you're going to note a song.
05:30Ooh, don't you forget about me.
05:38God, you're old.
05:39Simple Minds.
05:40Is Simple Minds on the board?
05:41Yes.
05:42Yep.
05:43Yep.
05:44Who is it me you're looking for?
05:46Elina Ritchie.
05:47Yes.
05:48But to be fair, he did say hello, not hey.
05:51But anyway.
05:52All right, ready?
05:54Slower.
05:55Nah.
05:56We're the monkeys.
05:58Feel like we're monking around.
06:00We're too busy.
06:01Shh.
06:02Hey, hey, we're the monkeys.
06:03For the guests.
06:04Yes.
06:05Yes.
06:06Gen X is killing it.
06:07I guess that means time's up.
06:09Let's tally up the scores.
06:11Who's going to win?
06:12Gen Z is winning.
06:13I guess Gen X.
06:14Is Gen X still away?
06:15So tonight's winner is...
06:16Oh, come on.
06:17Go Y.
06:18Go Gen Z.
06:19Gen X.
06:20Gen X.
06:21Oh, Gen X won.
06:23Gen X going straight to bed to celebrate.
06:25She's been talking about your Gen now.
06:28Stop.
06:29Oh, I thought that was fantastic.
06:31I'm excited to watch every episode.
06:33After watching this, I've realised Gen Z, ugh.
06:36Oh, my God.
06:37How can they not know?
06:38How can they not do it at a music clip?
06:39How can they not do it at a music clip?
06:40Johnny Barnum is.
06:51In Sydney, Mia and Bree have been using their father's car.
06:55So we've run into poles in Dad's car.
06:57We've spilt coffee in Dad's car.
06:59Yeah.
07:00Maybe we should stop borrowing Dad's car.
07:02Fair.
07:03Can I borrow yours?
07:04I'm setting out on a new series of railway adventures.
07:08Oh, there's one thing I love.
07:11What is it?
07:12Trains.
07:13To explore some of Britain's most beautiful and historic regions.
07:17Oh, what's this show called again?
07:19Great British Railway Jailies.
07:22I am beginning my exploration of stunning countryside in South East England.
07:27Mr. Train Man, the most colourful man in the world.
07:30Ricky Stein.
07:31It's not Rick Stein.
07:32Yeah, it's train enthusiast Michael Portillo.
07:35You like this bloke, don't you know?
07:36I like his outfits.
07:37I begin in the county of Kent.
07:39He's got a purple satin shirt underneath.
07:42What could go with this egregious purple shirt?
07:44I know.
07:45Green, black and red striped jacket.
07:48Looks like a fruit salad to me.
07:51Many of the early railway routes have not survived, but I'm using the London to Hastings line.
07:56Very popular, isn't it, that line?
07:58It's a well-used commuter line.
08:00Well used?
08:01There's literally no one on the train with him.
08:03He gets on, everyone gets off.
08:04I'll be travelling two stops to Etchingham, which is the most wooded part of England.
08:09Oh my God, how gorgeous.
08:10Yeah, but it's from a drone.
08:12You don't see it from the train.
08:13It's home to the largest collection of conifers in the world.
08:17What's a conifer?
08:18This is a type of pine tree.
08:19Oh, pine tree.
08:20It's so different from what I expected.
08:22Look at that jacket he's put on.
08:24Jeepers.
08:25He's not going to get lost in the forest, that bloke.
08:27He's like all the wiggles in one.
08:29When you stand here and you look at this, I hope it takes your breath away.
08:33Does it take your breath away?
08:34It's certainly taken my breath away.
08:36At their age, man, most things take their breath away.
08:39Which is very intriguing.
08:40Have you seen the size of the bloke's ears?
08:42I have, yes, actually.
08:43They're huge.
08:44I heard that they stay the same.
08:45That's why I grew into my ears, because when I was younger, they were huge.
08:47Who told you you grew into them?
08:49OK.
08:50This is the most exciting botanical discovery of the last century.
08:54Ooh!
08:55Found in 1994 in Australia.
08:57That's from Australia, that tree.
08:59Oh, wow!
09:00This apparently unimpressive conifer.
09:02The thing is, though, if they're next to your house,
09:04they all drop all the stuff in the ground.
09:06You've got to blow it away, sweep it away.
09:08In the natural habitat, there is less than 100 trees left in the wild.
09:11We had one.
09:12And what did we do?
09:13Got to chop down.
09:14Yes, throw it.
09:15The fossils take back over 200 million years.
09:17So it's effectively, it's a dinosaur tree.
09:19Dinosaur tree?
09:20Why do we need to know about this?
09:22Because it used to be in the dark ages, in the dinosaur years, and they found it again.
09:28Oh.
09:29And as a special tree, would you like to plant one of the trees with us?
09:32Wow, that's awesome.
09:33Do it!
09:34And the team has identified a perfect spot where it should thrive.
09:37I love that this show has segued from trains to trees.
09:41What a lovely specimen.
09:43That's awesome.
09:44Like, if you're a boring person, you're having a great time.
09:47Oh, I love this.
09:48I feel privileged.
09:49I suppose.
09:52Come on!
09:53Straight in there, Michael!
09:56That's all he's doing.
09:57Half a shovel.
09:58Oh!
09:59That was painful to watch.
10:00And such is the honour, I'm moved to say a few words.
10:04We're not doing a speech for the tree, are we?
10:06No, there's no need for a speech.
10:09I feel dwarfed and humbled by this tiny tree.
10:12Oh, goodness.
10:13What are we watching, Gunji?
10:14And I trust that this tree will grow tall, may she prosper, grow strong.
10:19I want him to hit me over the head with a shovel.
10:21Let me bury you.
10:22He'll bury me next to the tree.
10:24That's enough.
10:25Let's get back on the train.
10:27Ah, yes.
10:28Back to the trains.
10:29Many listed houses dot the landscape.
10:32Look at this house.
10:33Wow.
10:34It's beautiful.
10:35A haven for those who love to tickle the ivories.
10:37Tickle the ivories?
10:39I choose not to tickle the ivory.
10:41And within the Grade 1 listed mansion, a way has been found to house these great instruments.
10:46How did they get the piano in there?
10:49This is extraordinary.
10:50Ikea flat packs.
10:52I doubt it.
10:53Ikea doesn't sell pianos.
10:54Because you've got a vault for every pianist.
10:56A vault for every pianist?
10:57The pianist.
10:58We only take eight guests at a time and each of them gets their own grand piano.
11:03This is a piano camp for nerds.
11:05No, this is a cult, my friend.
11:06What a beautiful setting.
11:08Hey, guys.
11:09All the guests are women, by the way.
11:10This is so creepy.
11:11Isn't it charming to play in the garden?
11:13Absolutely stunning.
11:14Michael.
11:15Michael.
11:16Run.
11:17Michael.
11:18What are you going to play?
11:19Play Wonderwall.
11:20Yep.
11:21Send us on our way.
11:24Look, Michael's been a great presenter, to be honest.
11:26He's the best.
11:27Doing the best with what he's got.
11:28Tomorrow, I'll press on westwards.
11:30On he goes, Michael.
11:32To the next train.
11:33I am Michael Portillo.
11:34Thank you to all the rich, boring people who just watched this.
11:40Just getting a massage from my back on the weekend.
11:56Before the masseuse started, she asked me for consent to touch me.
12:02That is extremely weird.
12:04I know.
12:05What else do you do with a massage?
12:06That's what I was thinking.
12:07You have to touch me.
12:08I thought consent was booking the massage.
12:11Mmm.
12:12What kind of massage did you book?
12:16My kitchen rules, Leanne.
12:18Get excited, my man.
12:19We're about to watch some cooking.
12:21Are we still in home visits?
12:22Because home visits are my favourite.
12:24In Sydney's well-heeled eastern suburbs,
12:27Feisty cousins Mel and Jacinta are warming up to host the final instant restaurant of this round.
12:33We don't bother, babe.
12:34Have they saved the best for last?
12:36No, they have.
12:37Oh!
12:38It's the lady who doesn't eat meat.
12:40At the end of the night, the team on the bottom of the leaderboard will be eliminated.
12:45Elimination!
12:46High stakes at MKR.
12:50No stakes for them.
12:51Tonight, Mel and I really want to bring the food that we love to cook, we know we're good at.
12:57I do hope they go with just a vegetarian option.
13:00So I'm just going to cut the beef, get it into chunks.
13:03Oh!
13:04Oh, it's meat!
13:05It's meat!
13:06Okay, they're not going with that option.
13:07To avoid going home, Mel and Jacinta need to beat this team who are at the bottom of the leaderboard.
13:12Hopefully!
13:13Here we go, Mel and Long!
13:15Oh, they're the Logan Bogan!
13:17Woo!
13:18The bottom of the leaderboard is not where we wanted to be.
13:22We've given up a lot to be here.
13:24Really?
13:25Have you?
13:26You're 20.
13:27You've been there for two weeks.
13:29Hey, I hate you all.
13:32I don't think anyone was deaf.
13:34I don't know why they did that.
13:35Tonight, you guys are invited to the new exclusive restaurant, Beverly Social.
13:39Ooh!
13:40Ooh!
13:41I hate the name.
13:42I'm thinking salads with a side of Ozempic.
13:45Shut up.
13:46Oh, my God, this bloke.
13:48Yep, that's Michael.
13:50He's the meat master.
13:51I'm the meat master, Michael.
13:53Let's see what he thinks of the menu.
13:55These girls might not know exactly what perfect meat looks like.
13:59Even the judges are like, shut up, Michael, you're annoying me.
14:02As the meat master, I'm going to be looking at this meat with a microscope.
14:06They better know what they're doing in that kitchen.
14:08You know what?
14:09If you went on this cooking show, I think you would claim yourself as a meat master.
14:13I am the meat master.
14:14There you go.
14:15I'm going to go check on the beef.
14:17I'm going to see how the meat's getting cooked.
14:19He's not.
14:20Wait, are you going in there?
14:22No!
14:23How do you get to come in here?
14:24What is going on in here?
14:26I think you've...
14:27You are not the...
14:28No!
14:29It is not your show!
14:30I just genuinely just want to have a quick look at the meat.
14:33Oh, get out, you moron.
14:34You know what?
14:35You'd probably do that as well.
14:36You remind me of this guy.
14:38You know, the meat master loves his meat.
14:40I hate him.
14:41I hate him.
14:42Take a shot every time he says the meat master.
14:43I'll be deceased.
14:44As a meat master, I had to check on the meat.
14:46It was like a sauna.
14:48Smoke, steam.
14:49Hey, that's my type of kitchen.
14:51Okay.
14:52No, that's fine.
14:53You pull it out.
14:54Oh, he's not wrong!
14:55Yes!
14:56That's mum's.
14:57That's my kind of kitchen.
14:58Hey, that's not normal.
14:59Just to let you know.
15:00Oh my God, the top of it's burnt.
15:01Like all the fatty bits is burnt.
15:04I am freaking out.
15:05It's black!
15:06You know what?
15:07I'm just going to do this.
15:08Oh yeah.
15:09Okay, yep.
15:10Cool.
15:11That does not work with slow cooked meat.
15:13Sorry, meat master.
15:14It looks caramelised though.
15:16I like it.
15:17That's not caramelised.
15:18That's right.
15:19It's freaking incinerated.
15:20Bon appetit.
15:21Okay.
15:22Let's see what the meat master thinks.
15:24I am the meat master.
15:26There were pieces that were cooked to perfection,
15:29but there's also pieces on my plate that were dried out
15:32and toasted on top.
15:33No, no, two, one.
15:34No.
15:35No.
15:38Shut up, nerd.
15:39A little bit disappointed I've got to say.
15:41I don't know if I'm surprised, man,
15:43that the vegetarians couldn't cook meat.
15:45It's okay.
15:46We've still got dessert, girls.
15:47Let's go.
15:48Sweet treats.
15:50Tofu mocha mousse?
15:52Tofu?
15:53Tofu mocha mousse.
15:55Get in the bin!
15:59I love tofu like every other Asian,
16:01but even I think this has gone too far.
16:03Send him home now.
16:04Hang on.
16:05It doesn't look that bad.
16:09They're going home.
16:10They're going home.
16:12This is why tofu does not belong in a moose.
16:16Forgive me from Bondi.
16:17These guys are from Bye Bye.
16:18All right.
16:19Time to find out the scores.
16:21The score I'm giving you for your main course is a four.
16:25Oh!
16:26That is harsh.
16:28For your dessert tonight, I score you a three.
16:31A three.
16:32Oh!
16:33That leaves you with a grand total score of...
16:3750.
16:38See you later, alligator!
16:41You have been eliminated.
16:42See you later, alligator!
16:43You have been eliminated.
16:44Sorry, ladies.
16:45See you later.
16:46Oh no, they're home.
16:48Do they have to wait for everyone else to go?
16:50Get out of my house.
16:51Did this just happen?
16:53Yeah, I just feel a bit injustice.
16:54Injustice?
16:55You burnt the meat and you overcooked dessert.
16:58You overcooked something you put in the fridge.
17:01That means lol and lil, congratulations.
17:03You live to fight another day.
17:04Yes!
17:05Logan's still in the game.
17:07Logan, Logan.
17:09You have made it to kitchen headquarters.
17:11Oh, now we go to the main headquarters like we're on MasterChef.
17:15Um, not exactly.
17:16Wait, what?
17:17If you want to make it to kitchen headquarters...
17:19You're going to cook off?
17:20You're going to have to prove yourself.
17:22Twist!
17:23And that means cooking against three new teams...
17:27Three new teams are coming in!
17:28...who think they're better than you.
17:30Oh, they're bringing in!
17:31Oh, we've got intruders!
17:33The home kitchens are the best part of MKR,
17:35so I like to stretch it out as much as possible.
17:38Strap yourself in, Simon.
17:39This is going to get us all the way through to Christmas lunch.
17:53What are we watching, dear?
17:54Did you not have a clean singlet?
17:55What's this shit?
17:56You haven't been to semis and had hot chips again, have you?
17:57Have you?
17:58Have you?
17:59I may have.
18:00This week on Paramount Plus...
18:01I'm Special Agent Tony Donozo.
18:02Who are you?
18:03Ziva David.
18:04Oh, Tony and Ziva!
18:05Are we talking spin-off?
18:06We sure are.
18:0720 years after the original NCIS team paired up.
18:09I used to love NCIS.
18:10It was like CSI, but for purely naval crimes.
18:11You jeopardised your entire career, and for what?
18:12For you.
18:13Oh, that's right.
18:14Remember they were in a love story in 2013?
18:17I'm fighting for you, Ziva.
18:18The chemistry.
18:19Are you?
18:20Who are you?
18:21Who are you?
18:22I'm doing it.
18:23You're doing it.
18:24You're doing it.
18:25I'm doing it.
18:26I'm doing it.
18:27They're doing it.
18:28I'm doing it.
18:29I'm doing it.
18:30I'm doing it.
18:31Do you?
18:32I'm doing it.
18:33I'm doing it.
18:34I'm doing it.
18:35I'm doing it.
18:36I'm doing it.
18:37I'm doing it.
18:38I'm doing it.
18:39The chemistry was there wasn't it? It was always there. And now that chemistry is taking them all the way to
18:48They're ahead of the game. Yeah, and just in time to catch a French robbery in progress
18:53What are we hacking into here love?
18:56Oh, we're hacking a lot of dollars
18:58That's what you're hacking into lots of euros, baby. And that's a problem for Tony who now runs a security firm
19:06Hi, oh geez he looks different nowadays
19:09Give us a moment. Oh, no, he's still hot. Oh
19:12This is happening now. Yes. You can't control it remotely. We're under attack. They're taking all the money. Tones hang it up
19:18I'm afraid we're gonna have to cut this short one moment. We have another client in need. Gotta go. I'll be right back
19:25Oh, we're already into the action. This is NCIS. This is what I'm talking about once NCIS forever NCIS
19:34Somebody stealing your money, and we're gonna try and stop it
19:36Oh
19:37Oh my god
19:38Suck les bleus
19:39Hurry up
19:40Okay
19:41Okay
19:42All right
19:45Oh, is that all it took? Ripping out the USB
19:48It's not a USB. It's a small computer called
19:519.4?
19:529.4
19:529.4
19:53That little thing
19:54Yeah, that little thing
19:55I wonder what happened to 9.3
19:57Yeah, I know
19:58Now, Tony needs to break the news to his client
20:01Who wouldn't want to witness first-hand when Interpol is the victim of a crime?
20:04Oh, so Interpol is actually the victim here
20:07Meet your thief
20:08A thumb drive
20:099.4
20:10This little 9.4 could crash national economies
20:12Nah
20:13He could've come up with a better name
20:14Took him a few efforts to get through to 9.4
20:16Just tell me you can trace the transfers
20:18We're working on it
20:19In the meantime, Tony has another person that he needs to catch
20:22Hi
20:23Ah! Jesus!
20:24Ziva!
20:25Not quite
20:26Here she is
20:27What?
20:28Oh, they had a kid together?
20:29Yes!
20:30This is huge
20:31Okay, you two have fun terrorising parents
20:33Wait, are they together or are they not together?
20:35They are so not together
20:36Why aren't they together anymore?
20:38And I just kept walking
20:39That is so incredibly you
20:41Okay, so they're not together, Matt, but they're co-parenting
20:44Are they gonna get back together?
20:46NCIS was built around will they won't they get together
20:49And now they've got a whole new show
20:51Will they won't they get back together?
20:52Yeah
20:53Mate, nobody can resist 19 seasons of chemistry
20:56And when Tony gets back to his office
20:58He's got visitors
20:59Three cops said they were notified an alarm went off upstairs
21:02There's the bad guy, I bet you
21:03Those two men are not police
21:05They work for me
21:06And if I signal
21:07That will kill everyone
21:08Oh yep, I told you
21:09Bang bang
21:10You know what I'm here for?
21:11He wants the thumb drive
21:12Isn't that her for?
21:13It's a 9.4
21:14It's a 9.4
21:15Don't give up, Tony
21:17What is it?
21:18They're gonna have his kid
21:19They're gonna have his kid
21:20Yep, there it is
21:21Don't hurt my daughter
21:22Never put Tony DiNozzo's family in the gun
21:24Because he'll get Ziva on the case
21:26No
21:27No, no, no
21:28Do you recognize the street?
21:30It's the Champs-Élysées
21:31Go, go, go
21:34She left like she was Batman
21:36Go get your daughter, girl
21:37Oh, Ziva is going to, pardon my French
21:40Fuck them up
21:42And when she catches up with the kidnapper
21:45Get him, Ziva
21:47Oh
21:49Oh my God
21:50Get this big-headed man out
21:51I've had enough
21:54Who was that?
21:55Cool mom
21:56It's so expensive to clean up
21:59Are you okay?
22:00God, this poor kid's gonna need some therapy
22:02It looks like Tony and Ziva have saved the day
22:05Until Tony gets a call from his assistant
22:07One hundred and fifteen million euros was just wired into our corporate account
22:11Using the 9.4
22:12Oh
22:13What?
22:14They put the money in his account, they've set him up
22:16You have to see what this is, right?
22:18Why would I put the money in my corporate account?
22:20Someone is trying to use 9.4 to frame us
22:22They're trying to use 9.4 to frame us
22:24They're trying to use 9.4 to frame him
22:25I don't want to believe that you two are involved in this
22:26But I have to follow the facts
22:28All roads lead to 9.4
22:30Which means I'm issuing a red notice
22:31Which makes you fair game for this section, Tony
22:34So now they're running
22:35Nothing like a bit of cybercrime to bring your relationship back together
22:39And Interpol is hot on their trail
22:42Oh, no
22:43It's the chick from the start that originally hacked the place
22:46She must be 9.4's mother
22:48How bad is it, sir?
22:51Oh!
22:52What is it?
22:53What?
22:54She works for Interpol
22:55She's like a dirty cop, basically
22:58Now it's all coming together
23:02And just like that, 9.4 is still on the loose
23:05That twist at the end
23:07I like that
23:08I liked it, yes
23:09Yeah
23:10Welcome back, team
23:11Welcome back
23:12And I still don't know
23:13If they will or they won't
23:26So here, this is one of my favourite songs at the moment
23:30What is it called?
23:32No, it's not that one
23:33Hold on
23:34Oh God, we're going to have to sit through our eyes
23:35Just give me a second, dude
23:38Oh, this could be it
23:39Hold on
23:41Ads
23:42Man, I've got to pay for premium
23:45This week on Apple TV, we popped over to Korea for...
23:49Food?
23:50No
23:51The fashion?
23:52No
23:53K-pop
23:54Yes
23:55Let's go
23:58So you know what K-pop is, basically
24:00No!
24:01So K-pop's like the sort of the 90s boy bands and you know, like the big dance numbers
24:05And the fans are mantles
24:07You know what it stands for?
24:08You know what it stands for?
24:09I would not have a clue
24:11K-pop is Korean pop
24:13Oh
24:14Welcome to K-pop
24:16How do we play this?
24:17Two mega-pop stars go head to head as their hits are given a K-pop twist
24:23Awesome
24:24And the audience decides who gets K-pop'd the best
24:28So who they're bringing in?
24:29It's pop icon
24:30Kylie Minogue
24:31Kylie Minogue
24:32What?
24:33I'm so excited to be K-pop'd
24:34Miss Minogue, she can't do wrong
24:37K-pop is huge
24:38Well all the gays would have been happy
24:41Okay, settle down
24:42Kylie
24:43Kylie
24:44will be battling it out with
24:46It's J Balvin
24:48Who?
24:49J Balvin
24:50He's Colombian
24:51That's right
24:52And it's time to meet tonight's guest K-pop group
24:55Atiz
24:56Atiz
24:57Do you reckon they're aware that their name of their band means an ass in Arabic?
25:00Absolutely not
25:01For these two special collaborations, we split ATEEZ into two teams
25:07Oh my god, this is sick
25:09One to pair with Kylie and the other with J Balvin
25:12Yeah, so ATEEZ has been split in half to do a J Balvin and a Kylie Minogue song
25:17They compete against each other
25:19Alright, let's get to it
25:21We'll let the battles begin
25:23My arts and Kylie Minogue are performing
25:25Okay, come on Miss Minogue
25:27I just can't get you out of my head
25:30Wait, she still sounds amazing
25:32Still got it, doesn't she?
25:33Don't leave me a lot in your heart
25:38Let's get K-pop
25:41Oh, he's singing it in Korean
25:43Wow
25:44I love it
25:45Yeah
25:48Ready for the na na na, it's coming
25:50La la la la la la la la la
25:53WOOOOOO
25:56Oh my god, I have just gone to gay heaven
25:58Well we have ourselves a song battle
26:01Next up
26:03J Balvin being K-pop is going to be interesting
26:06Interesting.
26:07So I don't know any of this guy's songs.
26:12Oh, he makes this song.
26:20Singing in Spanish.
26:21How are you gonna K-pop that?
26:23It's so Latina.
26:26Now, have we got Korean dudes singing in Spanish?
26:31Oh, they are.
26:31This is not K-pop.
26:33This is just a cover version.
26:36They did not change a single bit of that song.
26:38I guess the K stands for karaoke.
26:40Yeah.
26:41Studio audience, you get to decide who K-pop did the best.
26:45Do you think their lights will light up for who they want to win?
26:47Yes.
26:48Make your lights fix go gold for me hante
26:51or go purple for can't get you out of my hat.
26:54Who do you think's better?
26:55Well, we have to go with our Aussie gal.
26:57This is Australia versus the world.
26:59We've already lost Survivor.
27:00It's our turn to win something.
27:01And the winner is?
27:02At the lantern.
27:041, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
27:05Go Kylie!
27:06Purple.
27:09Which colour is it?
27:10Purple.
27:11Come on, purple.
27:13Orange.
27:14Oh, the guys won.
27:15One!
27:16It's the most K-pop tracks tonight.
27:19K-drop.
27:20I'm going to put this politely.
27:22Get.
27:25That's very good.
27:26I really like that.
27:27How did Kylie not win?
27:29She can get Korean barbecue while she's there.
27:31It's not all bad.
27:32Totally.
27:33I need extra.
27:35It's alright.
27:36My second husband has figured it out for me.
27:37Thank you very much.
27:38Yeah.
27:39That's right.
27:40My second husband or my third son.
27:41I don't know what Jad is, but he's one of them.
27:42I'm one of them.
27:43I'm one of them.
27:44I'm one of them.
27:45Yeah.
27:46This week on Binge, we watched the heartwarming story of Jay and Pamela.
27:49What's it about?
27:50It's a love story.
27:51I love a good love story, man.
27:52I'm Jay, I'm 28 years old and this is my fiancee Pamela.
27:53Oh wow, they're engaged.
27:54We were both born with osteogenesis imperfecta type 3.
27:55Osteogenesis imperfecta.
27:56Literally, the growth of bones was imperfect.
27:57It causes frustration.
27:58It causes frustration.
27:59My second husband or my second husband or my third son.
28:00My second husband or my third son.
28:01I don't know what Jad is, but he's one of them.
28:02I'm one of them.
28:03I'm one of them.
28:04I'm one of them.
28:05Yeah.
28:06This week on Binge, we watched the heartwarming story of Jay and Pamela.
28:09And this is my fiancee Pamela.
28:10Oh wow, they're engaged.
28:12We were both born with osteogenesis imperfecta type 3.
28:17Osteogenesis imperfecta.
28:18Literally, the growth of bones was imperfect.
28:21It causes fragile bones, so we break easily.
28:25Together we've had over 400 fractures.
28:28400 fractures?
28:29Wow.
28:30I've literally never broken a bone.
28:32They said that I would die before the age of one years old.
28:35Wow.
28:37Made it.
28:38Surprise, still here.
28:39This is against all odds.
28:40Well, now they met.
28:41We met online.
28:42She slid into my Instagram.
28:44Oh, slid into the DMs.
28:46Nice.
28:47All the best romances happen.
28:48I've met all of my partners online.
28:51And she has a very nice butt.
28:54What?
28:55Very nice butt.
28:57She's the freak in the sheets.
28:58What?
28:59She's a freak in all the sheets?
29:00In all the sheets?
29:01Jay, bro.
29:02She just talked about her butt.
29:03Now she's a freak in the sheets.
29:04I've been slapping you stupid.
29:06One time when we had an intimate moment, she threw me against the wall.
29:13Oh my God.
29:14She threw me against the wall.
29:16Damn, Pam.
29:17I love that.
29:18We have been engaged for almost two years now.
29:21Aww.
29:22And we plan on getting married in three months.
29:25What?
29:26Three months?
29:27Three months to organise a wedding.
29:28That's crazy.
29:29I'm just really excited to go check out the wedding venue today.
29:33What?
29:34Are you double checking the wedding venue?
29:35Nope.
29:36They're looking at it for the first time.
29:37Oh no.
29:38Oh, the little twinkly lights.
29:40Oh.
29:41It's a...
29:42It's a bit shit.
29:43Well, it's...
29:44It's available in three months.
29:45For us, the most important part of any venue is the restroom.
29:49Why?
29:50It's very important that we're able to reach things.
29:52See, we're so privileged, we don't even need to think of stuff like this.
29:55I want to try transferring to the toilet.
29:57Oh.
29:58How do you do that?
29:59This is interesting.
30:00You taught me this trick about...
30:02Oh, I get closer.
30:03Oh!
30:04Wow!
30:05The bathroom has some space.
30:08That is a nice bathroom.
30:10Okay.
30:11Tick.
30:12Are they sold on the venue?
30:13Yeah, I'm excited.
30:14Alright, well, let's get it.
30:15Woo!
30:16Look at how happy they are.
30:17They're so excited.
30:18I love this.
30:20With wedding plans all set, Pamela wants to share the excitement with her brother, but
30:25he has some bad news about their parents.
30:28What?
30:29To put it bluntly, I guess they just aren't accepting.
30:31Of what?
30:32The wedding, per se.
30:35So, they're not going to the wedding?
30:38Oh.
30:39That'd be excruciating, wouldn't it?
30:41You still want your family to love the person that you love?
30:44In a way, I do feel abandoned sometimes.
30:51But one person who hasn't abandoned Pamela is Jay's mum.
30:57I'm honoured that she invited me to go wedding dress shopping.
31:00Oh, so nice.
31:02Oh, wow.
31:03She looks good there, doesn't she?
31:06You look absolutely amazing.
31:09Yes, I'm grateful that you guys are here.
31:12Oh.
31:13But she would have liked it, Mum.
31:15It's just mind boggling that they have a daughter who medically wasn't meant to live a full life.
31:21Living a full life and they don't want to be a part of it.
31:24Why?
31:25What if it's me?
31:26Why?
31:27What's not to approve about this relationship?
31:30They clearly love the shit out of each other.
31:33Oh, bro.
31:34They're peas in a pod.
31:35Something a lot of people don't know about me is...
31:41I am a transgender man.
31:43Oh, my God.
31:44He's a transgender man.
31:46I would not have expected that.
31:48I'm just really grateful that I have, you know, a great partner.
31:51So that's maybe what the family has an issue with.
31:54So what?
31:55It's no excuse?
31:56Still go to the wedding.
31:57I know you told me it's not my fault.
31:59Like, I mean, I am who I am.
32:01I'm not, like, gonna, like, change tomorrow, like...
32:04No, you're perfectly...
32:05You know.
32:06Absolutely.
32:07Not only does he have to come to terms with this rare disease that he has,
32:11he also has to come to terms with the fact that he feels like he was born the wrong gender.
32:17That's crazy.
32:18That's a lot on one person's plate.
32:29How beautiful that they found each other.
32:31It's a strong relationship.
32:32Yeah.
32:33I love you.
32:34I love you.
32:37I love you both.
32:38Pluck the heartstrings, why don't you?
32:40I reckon I'll keep watching that.
32:41Oh, big time.
32:42They're like the perfect love story.
32:44Oh!
32:45Oh!
32:46Oh!
32:47My knees.
32:48Quite old age.
32:49That's not.
32:50Not quite this.
32:51Keith, have you seen when both of us try to get off this couch?
32:53That's why we just stay here all night.
32:54This week on Netflix, we watched the British version of our favourite blind dating show.
33:09Love is blind.
33:10UK.
33:11Shall we find out if love is truly blind?
33:12I think we shall.
33:13You guys remember what love is blind is?
33:14All the singles are going on dates with people they can't see and talking through a wall and the only way that they can eventually see each other is if their guy proposes at the end.
33:21They actually get married on this show. It's so hectic. This is a real love show Simon. How often do they get really divorced? Somewhat often.
33:29Let's go meet our singles. They're single and they want to mingle. Through a wall, yeah. And the first single to do that is Patrick. Hello, hello. What is he Patrick? I'm a human design coach. Huh? What is that? What's a human design coach? Like a life coach, but I use spiritual system.
33:44Called human design. Oh God. That means he's unemployed and on the doll. I have this thing where I follow my spleen. What? We call it a splenic awareness, like an intuition thing. What a weird thing to say. I would say it's more of a feeling. A spleen feeling. What does your spleen feel like right now?
34:00The answer is it doesn't. I think I even had my spleen removed. Trusting my splenic instincts right in the moment. She is not into it. And neither is the next girl. Listening to my spleen is the best way for me to find the love of my life. Oh, how interesting.
34:15And neither is she. I just followed my spleen. Have you ever heard of that before? No.
34:33Let's see if another single is having more luck. When people first meet me, they ever think I'm like this little sweetheart or they think I'm a bit of a cow. Uh oh. Red flag.
34:39So she's a princess. But you like bestie. I treat first dates like an interview. Ooh. Here we go. Dogs or cats? Um, I've got a cat. Do you not like cats? Like a cat, you have to really work for its love and I'm just really not here for that. I can see why Sophie's single. Let's see what this bloke thinks of her. Oh, this is Kieran. Good luck. Do you want kids? Yeah, I want kids. Do you? Yeah.
35:08Two's ideal. Three maximum. I don't want an ugly car. I like them. They're cute together. Just something about Kieran. Feels very easy with him. I just met my husband. I wonder if somebody else says I've met Kieran too. It's my husband.
35:24Well, funny you should say that. Hi, Kieran. Uh oh. Megan. She's a dance and fitness instructor. Why are they sprawling on the floor now? The more into the person you are, the lower to the floor you get. I'm quite a sweaty person.
35:37Yeah, so am I. Oh, she's so in love. Look how low she is. Are you a cuddler? What's she doing? Dude, I'm telling you, the floor is love. The date with Megan was amazing. I'm very pleasantly surprised. God, if he likes this shield, can you imagine Sophie? She's going to lose her mind.
35:53Oh, I wasn't. Oh, God. This is where the juice comes out now when they all love the same bloke. I've got very good vibes from Kieran. Uh oh. There she is.
36:02Now Sophie's hearing Megan talk about how much she likes Kieran. I don't want to share. That's not me. I don't want to share, but I'm going to come on a TV show where we all date each other.
36:11Good point. So let's meet another single. I absolutely feel ready to meet my husband.
36:16Ashley, cabin crew manager. Good thing is you'd get cheap flights. Ashley, I'm Billy. Nice to meet you, Ashley. Billy. Billy.
36:22I'm actually in the army, so I'm still used to traveling around.
36:25Oh, army guy, flight attendant. Perfect. Yep.
36:31I was in the army cadets. I was in the army cadets as well.
36:33Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Cute. We should get married.
36:37I love your laugh. By the way, you're making me laugh every time you laugh.
36:41These two are hitting it off. He hasn't wiped the smile off his face.
36:45They're going to say I love you after three dates.
36:47I do feel really strongly for Billy.
36:50I think this is a good match.
36:52I feel we've got chemistry from the off, and I'm just falling for day by day.
36:58Let's get comfortable.
36:59How are you today?
37:00I'm really excited. I've dressed up for you.
37:04Oh, he's on the floor. He's in love.
37:05So I think there comes a time where you have to kind of be honest to people.
37:08Oh, no. Is he going to break up with her?
37:11Um.
37:14No!
37:15See? They can't leave us like that.
37:17Dude, what the hell?
37:18Will he ever get staff travel?
37:21All right. Well, I'm just going to go and follow my spleen to the fridge for a drink top-up.
37:24I went to the Whittlesea Bakery. You know what? I went up and bought something I haven't bought for a long time.
37:42A pie?
37:43No, I always get a pie.
37:44Plasty?
37:45No.
37:45Sausage roll?
37:47How many guesses do you want?
37:48No, I know what it is. You're going to say an apple turnover.
37:50A little bit of violin and a little bit of ABC means one thing.
37:55Australian story.
37:56Monday night's episode featured croissant visionary Kate Reid.
38:00Who's this?
38:01She's the founder of Loon Bakery in Sydney.
38:03Oh!
38:04You want a club line at a bakery? Loon's your place.
38:07But Kate's Australian story isn't what you'd expect, and it started on the couch with her dad.
38:12We just both loved watching Formula One. It was really the thing that we would do every week together.
38:18It's like you guys with the girls in the footy.
38:20It's a great bond.
38:21And it inspired her to study aerospace engineering.
38:24Aerospace?
38:26And she landed a dream job in the UK.
38:28For a girl to get a job in the aerolab at Williams F1...
38:33Wow!
38:34...was unheard of.
38:35Imagine that.
38:36First year out of uni at the dream place.
38:38But the dream job was not what she expected.
38:41I was simply just a monkey put in front of a computer to design parts that I had no input or influence in.
38:49It's sad when you think you're going to love something and you get into it and you're like,
38:52this is not what I expected.
38:53It's a disappointment on a dream.
38:55If I wasn't working in Formula One, I didn't know who I was or what I was.
39:00And that was really the start of my mental health becoming very bad.
39:06Oh no.
39:06I joined a local gym.
39:08I would record exactly what I'd eaten.
39:11So she feels exercising obsessively.
39:14Because she couldn't channel her obsession into her work.
39:16I was going to keep losing weight and die.
39:18Wow.
39:19Anorexic.
39:20A desperate phone call prompted Kate's father to bring her home.
39:25She's lucky to have good parents.
39:26Oh yeah.
39:27Mum had come to the airport to pick us up.
39:30It was terrible.
39:32It was in shocking condition.
39:34Oh my God.
39:38That is hard to see for anybody, let alone the parents.
39:42So the day I landed back in Australia, I had two meetings that day and one of them was with
39:47the family GP but the other one was here at Philippa's.
39:49I love Philippa's.
39:51I love that bakery.
39:52Maybe I'd pursue a career in baking.
39:55What?
39:56It's interesting that she was anorexic and wanted to become a baker.
40:00It's just such a contradiction.
40:02It was a way for me to vicariously be around food and ingredients without eating it.
40:08Oh, I couldn't do that.
40:09It's all a control thing, isn't it?
40:11She had to shift the obsession to something else.
40:13She was a master chef.
40:16When I watch it, I see someone that was desperately trying to find the thing that was going to
40:23pull her out of the eating disorder.
40:25Come on, boys.
40:26Oh my God.
40:27She's so thin.
40:28If that fish was perfectly cooked, it would be a yes.
40:34Oh, she didn't make it.
40:36And she would have been devastated because she likes it perfect.
40:37I just needed something to define me again.
40:41She was desperately seeking validation.
40:44So she did something about it.
40:45Walked up to Camberwell and I bought myself a ticket to Paris.
40:48What?
40:48Oh, as you do.
40:50She's visiting the best ball lingerie in Paris and then wangles her way into a work placement
40:54there.
40:55Oh my God.
40:56She creates the opportunity.
40:58That four weeks in Paris was an important part in my recovery.
41:03She needed purpose.
41:04Old skills, new love equals purpose.
41:07No one was making croissants in Melbourne, anything like what I'd experienced in Paris.
41:13And so I embarked on three and a half months every day of recipe testing.
41:18She's taken F1 testing to croissant making.
41:21This is like a proper Australian story.
41:23I'm really inspired.
41:24With her brother Cameron, Kate opened the first Loon retail bakery in 2013.
41:31There was just this commotion going around Melbourne of like, have you tried a Loon croissant?
41:34Yeah, there really was.
41:36Yeah.
41:36She went viral before viral was the thing.
41:39Bro, people camped out to have a breakfast croissant.
41:43We had people arriving from like two o'clock in the morning.
41:45What?
41:46I lined up an hour and a half to eat that croissant.
41:49Let me tell you, it was worth it.
41:52I believe Kate's journey out of anorexia occurred primarily because of Loon.
41:59She kept busy.
42:00Well, maybe this is how she distracts herself from, you know, those anorexia thoughts.
42:05It's management of rather than full healing and recovery.
42:10When it comes to eating disorders, it's something I've struggled with since I was young and it is a lifelong battle.
42:23Maybe the best thing is I just don't know exactly what the future holds and I'm okay with that.
42:27Good on you.
42:28That's growth, baby.
42:31Australian Story is one of the best shows on TV.
42:34It is, isn't it?
42:34I absolutely love it.
42:36She really is an inspiration story.
42:37I feel like a croissant now.
42:38Same.
42:38Yeah, so do I.
42:40I want a Loon croissant.
42:41I might surprise you guys next week.
42:43Yes, please.
42:58I've unintentionally made a friend at swimming lessons.
43:01Celia's in swimming lessons with this other kid and now that kid's dad and me sit together and talk.
43:07I see this guy more often than I see heaps of my other friends.
43:11I see him once a week at the same time.
43:14What's his name?
43:15I actually couldn't tell you.
43:19This week on HBO Max, we celebrated...
43:23Shark Week!
43:24Trom, Trom.
43:26What is Shark Week?
43:26It's a week in America where they just show shark TV programming.
43:30That's right.
43:31It's a week of jaw-dropping shark documentaries and harrowing stories of shark attacks.
43:36This is the very reason that I don't go in salt water.
43:39We are surrounded by sharks.
43:41Let's dance.
43:42Oh, yeah.
43:43And then there's this.
43:44Welcome to Dancing with Sharks.
43:48Dancing with Sharks?
43:50What?
43:51Holy shit.
43:51Are we doing...
43:52What is this?
43:53The only competition where elite shark wranglers take their skills from the deep blue to the dance floor.
44:00Oh, my God.
44:00This is not what I thought it was going to be.
44:02What a stupid concept.
44:03I'm so excited.
44:04Hello, I'm Tom Bergeron.
44:06Who is Tom Bergeron?
44:07He was on Dancing with the Stars.
44:09I wonder if his inner monologue is thinking, I'm sacking my agent.
44:14But before he can do that, he needs to crown.
44:17Our first ever Dancing with Sharks champion.
44:20It's going to be a piss-tie.
44:22Indeed.
44:23Such an American show.
44:24How's it going, Luke?
44:25G'day, Tom.
44:26We're ready to go out.
44:27Oh, my God.
44:28There's an Aussie correspondent.
44:29Are we serious here?
44:31This is serious business.
44:32If you can't lead, you could be lunch.
44:35This is the only reason I'm watching this.
44:37I want to see one of them get bitten.
44:39Jamie is a shark feeder, a captain, a diver.
44:42And also very cute.
44:44I want to see the dancing.
44:45Jamie bringing these Bahamian moves to the sea floor.
44:48Oh, look at those hips go.
44:51Oh, wow.
44:53This is so weird.
44:57Oh, he's actually good.
45:01Don't encourage this show, Sarah.
45:03A tiger shark approaches and Jamie lures it in.
45:06Oh.
45:08This is about to be a murder on the dance floor.
45:11God, give me strength.
45:14A very nice performance.
45:15He's riding a shark.
45:17I can't get over this concept.
45:19Now it's time to meet our esteemed panel of judges.
45:22Seriously, what are you judging on?
45:24I thought that was great.
45:26That was so impressive.
45:27I think the crowd favourite was definitely the hip throtter.
45:30How's that dancing?
45:31I do that when Calum and kick a girl.
45:32But then I didn't love the move with the nurse shark.
45:35Rest of Shark Week is about conservation
45:37and how you shouldn't interact.
45:38And we're watching a guy ride a shark.
45:40He rode it like it was a jet ski.
45:43Next diver is Kaylee Grant.
45:46Ooh, Kaylee.
45:47Show me some dancing with sharks.
45:49When there's no one on my shoulder in the night.
45:53Oh, contemporary number.
45:55And the hammerheads coming into play.
45:58Here's Sharky Sharky.
45:59Come and get me.
46:00Sam, take some porridge, ladies and gentlemen.
46:02Whoa, that was beautiful.
46:04This was her first time swimming with hammerheads.
46:06First time?
46:07Did we not have a practice run?
46:08I was saying out loud while we were watching it.
46:10What am I looking at right now?
46:11Oh, I've been saying that the entire episode.
46:14All right, who's next?
46:15Connor Cassidy, the shark man.
46:18Connor, great to see you.
46:19You're looking ripped.
46:20Oh, Cross, who's this here?
46:22You know my performance was rock and roll,
46:24so the outfit had to be rock and roll.
46:25Okay, I've never wanted someone to be bitten more than him.
46:31Dancing with sharks wasn't dangerous enough.
46:33You're taking an electric guitar into water.
46:35It's getting stupider by the moment.
46:39Oh, here we go.
46:40Bite him, please.
46:41Bite him.
46:42Someone bite him.
46:43Whoa, a close call with the tiger.
46:44Damn, not close enough.
46:46Judges, do you have a decision, Alison?
46:48It's going to be Connor.
46:49I reckon Jamie.
46:50I prefer the hammerhead to all of them.
46:52The winner is...
46:53No one.
46:54We all lose.
46:55Jamie.
46:56Yes.
46:57Yeah, okay.
46:58Oh, my God.
46:59Why am I clapping?
47:00What have I become?
47:01Very first Dancing with Sharks champion.
47:03Very first and only ever, I would say.
47:06Thank you for joining us on Dancing with Sharks.
47:10I'm still not really sure I understand what the point of the show was, but I did enjoy it.
47:14Terrible concept, so cringe, the worst dancing, cruelty to animals.
47:18That was probably one of the worst shows I've ever watched.
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