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00:00Welcome to Willem's Darkroom Duel, even though it's really light.
00:05Every week, two male entertainers strip for me and my expert judges.
00:10They sit over there.
00:12The dancer with the biggest score will be invited to compete in our semifinals at the end of this season.
00:19Ooh, seasonal.
00:20The ultimate winner of Willem's Darkroom Duel will be named King of the Darkroom, according to Pride.com,
00:26and they will receive a fabulous prize package, including a year's supply of Pure For Men capsules,
00:31bum balm, and body scrub, a one-year gold subscription to my favorite dating app, Tamey.
00:37Now, of course, in my club, we pay all the strippers.
00:41And that's why every week, the dancer voted off will walk away with a $2,000 prize from Q Care.
00:47And once again, a chance to open for me at one of my live shows.
00:50Because, baby, I bring the asses to the masses.
00:53And this pussy the bomb!
00:56Enough of these rules.
00:57You came for the ass.
00:59So let's bring out the judges.
01:01Meatball!
01:02Our nightlife expert.
01:04Thank you so much for having me.
01:05I'm here looking for love tonight.
01:07Found it.
01:08Got it.
01:09Nah.
01:11Next up is our male stripping expert, Yoni!
01:19Ay, papi, es una pasiva.
01:23驴Qu茅 pasa?
01:24驴Qu茅 pasa?
01:25Oh, you're making me feel horny.
01:27Oh.
01:28Always.
01:29Our performance expert is no stranger to the stage.
01:32It's Mama Mamba!
01:37Wait, I thought I was your biggest fan.
01:41Hi, slut.
01:43Mwah.
01:43Please hand the bars.
01:44Yeah, you know.
01:47Naive.
01:48And last but never least, our adult entertainment director and coordinator correspondent, Raheem!
01:56Oh, I feel it coming.
02:01Oops.
02:03Uh-uh.
02:05Judges, are you ready for another crazy night?
02:11Absolutely.
02:11The theme tonight is something we could all get an MBA in.
02:16Bussy business.
02:19We asked the strippers tonight to perform a dance inspired by a dream job that doesn't include blow or rim.
02:25I would really like to thank Tamey for sponsoring tonight's duel.
02:30Tamey is the most inclusive queer dating app in the world.
02:34Tamey helps queer people embrace their fluidity, diversity, and connection.
02:38I memorized that.
02:40Thanks, Tamey.
02:41We appreciate you.
02:43Mama, so Tamey is available internationally, much like us.
02:46Do you love using it for your things in the UK?
02:48I do.
02:49I'm pansexual, so I'm a whore of every flavor.
02:52I love the diversity on there.
02:54Like, I can pick and choose whatever I'm in the mood for.
02:56I'm greedy.
02:57I'll choose, honey.
02:59I see nothing wrong with that.
03:01Now, Raheem, do you think you could find a scene partner on Tamey?
03:04Of course.
03:04The fluidity and diversity.
03:06Yeah.
03:06Knock down stereotypes.
03:08You have a lot to choose from.
03:10I'm not here.
03:11I'm on there, too.
03:12Right here.
03:13I'm on there, Raheem.
03:14You know what?
03:15I'm on there, in case you want to find me.
03:17You never hit me up.
03:18Oh, that's true.
03:20Are y'all ready to meet some strippers?
03:22Yes, please.
03:24Bring the strippers.
03:26From the mean streets of Los Angeles, give us Cyrus Stark.
03:31Hello, hello, hello.
03:34Hi, Cyrus.
03:35Baby, how are you?
03:36And next up is your favorite strippin' daddy, Reese Rideau.
03:46Ah, damn.
03:47Damn.
03:48Reese, now I know you got some tricks up your sleeve.
03:51You've been in this game.
03:55That's better than a teleprompter.
03:57How would you describe your dancing style?
03:59I do a lot of different styles.
04:02I think mostly it's dry humping.
04:06I'll dry hump you if you're, you know, at hospice about to pass away or, you know, your 21st birthday.
04:12Either way, I'll get you.
04:14What a way to go, honestly.
04:16Show stories.
04:17How would you describe your dance style?
04:18Very, like, cutesy, um, improv.
04:22No sort of numbers of choreo.
04:23Um, I just go with the flow.
04:26Very flow.
04:27It's always good to have your toe in a lot of different little pools.
04:31Do you have, uh, any other side hustles that you do other than dancing?
04:35Yes, I do porn.
04:37Um, modeling, um, yeah.
04:40Just a lot of little side hustles.
04:42Reese, do you have any side hustles?
04:44Too many.
04:45Strip, porn, been stripping 19 years, porn 20 years, and then I also strip a Santa around
04:51Christmas time.
04:52Stripping-Santa.com.
04:54Ho, ho, ho, ho.
04:56That's what the holidays are about, coming together.
04:59Now, for anybody that's watching and wants to download Tamey, what's your tips for a good,
05:03like, profile photo?
05:04I would say use one of yours.
05:07What's your go-to pose?
05:09Um, very side profile, some leg movement.
05:13So, uh, yeah.
05:16Reese, what's your good side?
05:17Trick question, all of them.
05:19Ah, all of them.
05:20I love putting up a really good photo, but if it's too good, it's unbelievable.
05:25So I kind of got to tame it down.
05:27Mm-hmm.
05:28Yeah.
05:28So tonight's theme is bussy business.
05:31So this is my favorite part of the show, because it involves getting to know these contestants
05:36from the inside.
05:39That's it.
05:40This is our lap dance mini challenge, so this is the time to get the judges a little taste
05:46of what you're going to give them for the main stage.
05:48Get them a little riled up.
05:49Not too much.
05:50Too much.
05:50But enough.
05:51Just enough.
05:52Mm-hmm.
05:52You know.
05:53A great performer can make even the mundane feel sexy.
05:56You know, the bussy business work of it all.
05:58Each of you was assigned a randomized prop from my purse.
06:02You have one minute to take that prop from boring to boner.
06:06Cyrus, you'll be performing with an old apron, and Reese, you'll be performing with a dirty
06:13mop.
06:14Reese, can you please exit through my glory hole to get your prop?
06:19Yes, ma'am.
06:20Ma'am?
06:21And that prop is the mop.
06:24Ma'am?
06:24What am I, a district attorney?
06:28Reese, you're on a secure line.
06:29Has the mop been secured?
06:31Yes.
06:32Welcome to the stage, Reese Rideout.
06:35Oh, my God.
06:42So he's loose.
06:46Oh, you're special work there.
06:49Oh.
06:51Reverse psychology.
06:53All right.
07:03Get some up in there, baby.
07:05That'll clear your congestion up.
07:15Oh, my God.
07:19Oh, dear Lord.
07:24Baby.
07:25Mother, how are you?
07:25Oh, she's rubbing me with it.
07:28Okay.
07:30Great job, Reese.
07:32That was so hot.
07:34Hey, sexy baby, not ma'am.
07:36Cyrus, if you don't mind, can you go back and grab that little apron?
07:39Make some magic for mama.
07:41Please make space and make welcome, Cyrus.
07:43Oh,鎷穉ts.
07:44Oh,鎷穉ts.
07:45Oh,鎷穉ts.
08:03Oh,鎷穉ts.
08:05How's real?
08:06What you do, I like it
08:07Acting like you're frying me
08:09Took control about me
08:10But I think you don't see
08:12How this is gonna end
08:15I'll make a break from the other side
08:18Oh, wow, Lee
08:20I can leave with my head heel high
08:24I settle this for the very last time
08:28That was for me, that's for me
08:31Oh, it's good?
08:32Yeah, that's for me, baby
08:33Oh, is that for you?
08:34Yes, yes
08:35Chew around for me, puppy
08:37There you go
08:39Oh, Jesus Christ
08:41Yeah, man
08:42Hello
08:53Uh-huh
08:54Oh, good
08:55Thank you so much
08:57Great job, Cyrus
08:57Yeah
08:59You have poor time management skills
09:01Judges, were you tantalized, titillated?
09:07All of it
09:07All of it
09:08It was so sexy
09:10And I love the two separate approaches
09:11The comedy and then the horny
09:13Okay, before the main strip
09:15We would love for you to do any last minute prep
09:17Maybe some pure for men
09:18In my glory hole
09:20Bossy bottom
09:24Now, not every app is as fluid and cool as Tamey
09:31Have you ever had any problems finding partners on any other hookup apps?
09:35What I like about Tamey is that I can just put like, oh, I'm a drag queen on there
09:38And I don't have to be like fake, overly masculine like some other apps where it's like
09:43You have to be a certain thing to get fucked
09:45Is your picture on there in drag?
09:48No, but I do put that like my Instagram profile on that one
09:52Whereas the other ones
09:53I like that
09:53Some guys are like, oh, I don't want to fuck a drag queen
09:56But like Tamey, it's like more queer
09:58Some guys want to fuck a drag queen
09:59But I'm not going to fuck in drag
10:01You don't like to fuck in drag?
10:02No, I've never fucked in drag
10:03Oh, what?
10:04Really?
10:05Can you imagine? It would be so hot
10:06It would be like wearing a fucking bear skin rug
10:08Look at all the shit that's on me
10:10You want to dig around in here?
10:11Of course
10:12Oh
10:12I'm going to go wash out my ears, guys
10:16But while I'm doing that, I'm going to go on Tamey and find someone to play with my mop handle
10:20We'll be right back when someone picks that the fuck up
10:23It's time for the main strip portion of our evening's event
10:27And now I would like you to make your eyes, ears, and any other orifices ready
10:31For Reese Rideout with his original tune, Biceps
10:35In the words of Candace Cain
10:37Howdy!
10:42Biceps
10:55Biceps
10:56Biceps
10:57Biceps
10:58Biceps
10:59Biceps
11:00Biceps
11:02Biceps
11:03Biceps
11:04Biceps
11:05Biceps
11:06Biceps
11:07Biceps
11:08Bicep
11:18For the girls for the girls
11:38No spaghetti spaghetti arms
11:40Got big bowlers
11:42No spaghetti spaghetti arms
11:44Got big bowlers
11:46No spaghetti spaghetti arms
11:48Got big bowlers
11:50No spaghetti spaghetti arms
11:52Biceps
11:54Biceps
11:56Biceps
11:58Biceps
12:00Biceps
12:02Biceps
12:04Biceps
12:06Oh
12:36I
12:45Wait, I don't even care five-second rule. I'll still put it in my mouth. He is
12:51Like the perfect bachelorette. Yeah. Yeah. Yes
12:55Perfect. I know we just saw one good stripper, but we're about to have gejavu Cyrus bring it to the stage
13:06Mommy says I'm talented. I know that I can handle it. When I grow up, I'm a be a supermodel
13:13Mommy says I'm talented. I know that I can
13:16Sensitivity to flashing lights cover your eyes. Paparazzi swallowed this
13:21Lombie dirty mean and be alabaster the edge laws want to master
13:26Make the world into plastic plastic disasters white linen dreams don't make sense
13:36Okay, are you comfortable with that race?
13:41I'm sorry
13:42Are you comfortable with that race?
13:43Yeah, I understand
13:44We'll talk about that
13:49When I grow up, I'm a be a supermodel
13:52Mommy says I'm talented, I know that I can handle it
13:55When I grow up, I'm a be a supermodel
13:58Mommy says I'm talented, I know that I can handle it
14:03Get in the light, back up
14:05Yeah, there you go
14:07We'll talk about this
14:08Lombie dirty mean and be alabaster
14:10The edge laws want to master
14:12Bake the world into plastic plastic disasters
14:15White linen dreams don't make sense anymore
14:18I'ma be a supermodel
14:20Plastic doll, rock and roll
14:22Hunky dory
14:23Transcendental, elemental
14:24What I wanna be
14:25Super cute
14:26Super lean
14:27Superman
14:28Sweat
14:30On the chance that we will meet
14:32with me and we're walking down the same street oh you go your way
14:40when i grow up i'ma be a supermodel mommy says i'm talented i know that i can
14:47when i grow up i'ma be a supermodel mommy says i'm talented i know that i can
14:59when i grow up i'ma be a supermodel mommy says i'm talented i know that i can handle
15:29that i can handle it handle it i'ma be a supermodel
15:34sparklies yay
15:41cyrus please come back to the table whenever you're ready
15:48here come here here give me your fan i'll fan you off take a couple deep breaths
15:57cyrus i want to i want to start with a good thing your hair is still perfect
16:01you're perfect you're tan you feel good thank you think of how many amazing people you can
16:10meet on tame me after this we are back from our main stage stripper event break we had to put some
16:16underwear on the boys so we had a spot to put the mics because strippers should be seen and heard
16:22now it's time for our critique and judging gentlemen if you would please follow me this way okay
16:31damn all right
16:35i'm sorry about the lack of rhythm i have a severe case of the caucasians
16:43now as a reminder you're going to be judged on skill and star power the judges are going to score
16:51from one to ten and ten is the highest tonight we're going to start our scoring off with reese
16:58ride out judges hello hello good to see you good to see you too from the front hey you look better
17:07from the back baby 360 beauty yeah she must work out reese that was incredible i loved it it was so
17:17campy and you were like aware of how campy it was so the whole time you were performing i was just like
17:23having a laugh with you it also gave me real like professional stripper that you'd like hire for a
17:28bachelorette party but everyone would have a wonderful time but i could also see you doing that
17:33number at one of my events and the audience absolutely loving it reese i think you are amazing
17:39you are exactly what anybody would like to see if they hire a stripper it's a little bit goofy i would
17:48say you know i would say you are amazing for a club act you know for for private parties you're it man
17:56that's it mama do you think goofy can be sexy sometimes i think i love how you use the costume
18:04like it was very clear what your character was and i think you used the brief really really well
18:08for me it was slightly more comical than sexy you are of course incredibly sexy but i think along with
18:13the song choice and everything it was a little bit more on the comedy side for me so i would have liked
18:17a little bit more sexiness but it was more cop less comedy yeah it's something i've never said outside
18:23the bedroom but you got a lot of cock it was a big hose for that fireman take it out again
18:30raheem as our resident sexpert what do you think can goofy be sexy uh reese i i appreciated your
18:37professionalism and the fun i think you would have benefited by choosing a different song beautiful song
18:43but i think the goofiness took away from the sexiness but we all appreciated the fun of your
18:49performance and definitely the professionalism but i think you have a lot of sexiness and i
18:53think the song choice took away from that i think the song choice was perfect don't listen to them
18:58it was hot okay judges now time for our second contestant of the evening cyrus
19:03i'm gonna be honest with you
19:05your performance was sloppy yeah it was sloppy i'm just being honest yeah be honest i feel like maybe
19:12you were nervous before this it did not seem that you were at all together the disappointment with
19:17that was seeing the potential in your performance because you are a beautiful person but have confidence
19:23in yourself and what you do and i'm just gonna leave it at that i didn't really understand the
19:30character though the the business part of it what was what was the character the character was super
19:35model um breaking free from the industry i've been in for years um i could have told the story better
19:40had i gotten myself together more beforehand and also just yeah obviously it was sloppy and i
19:46got in my head a little bit i know that you know you are very cute guy but you know like for stripping
19:52yeah being cute it's really i mean you can not the strongest it worked for me when i was dancing
19:59regularly i started at 18 i danced for years as much better than i've kind of taken a break for years
20:03and it's never an excuse of course i tried to prepare as much as i could for this and then i
20:07got in my head and i stopped dancing for a while and i just thought you know you know the dancing
20:12skills i could see some dancing skills sure uh you know it didn't really show but it's there it
20:18it really didn't do much for me yeah yes yeah i understand i think something that happens to a lot
20:25of performers trying something a little bit outside the box is they get really hard on themselves
20:29in the performance when something like kind of doesn't go right part of being a performer is if
20:35something goes wrong you don't want the audience to know and when a little things went wrong you
20:39you emoted that and it kind of took us all out of course but you have an immense amount of skill
20:45on the pole you were doing tricks that i hadn't seen at all there's a lot that you can do and it's
20:50really good i think you just need to work on a little bit more performance confidence but like
20:55you're gorgeous you have an amazing body you can do stuff on that pole that i have never seen before
21:00so just keep trying keep going forward okay judges time to pick a score we're gonna start with reese
21:07tonight
21:07you get a 10 from me yoni i'm gonna give you a 10 you did exactly what i wanted to see in this
21:18competition hey mama i'm gonna give you an 8 just because i need a little bit more spiciness
21:24oh raheem do it to him i'm gonna give you an 8 because i know you can be sexy i know you can be
21:30sexy but like i said the cheesiness took away from me that puts you at 36 and i know that because
21:37they told me in my ear not because i'm good at math cyrus you're going to need a 37 or higher to
21:42beat reese and remember nobody walks away from willem's darkroom empty-handed the person that doesn't
21:47win gets a two thousand dollar tip courtesy of our friends at q care who provide prep and doxy prep
21:52for all the people that need it and our winner will be moving into our semi-final round
21:56judges please think on it and give us some scores for cyrus
22:00five yoni i'm gonna give you a nice five five yes mama five will say five raheem i gotta be the
22:11wrong one i'm sorry but seeing the potential and what i saw sorry don't be sorry if you're a judge
22:17so that means it's 17 but that 17 just got you two thousand dollars from our friends at q care
22:23thank you so show the camera that beautiful smile there you go we got a little thumbnail
22:29for the daddies they like this kind of young stuff yeah here you go yeah you're gonna need to see a
22:35teller you can't do that through the atm reese how do you feel do you have any sensation left in your
22:40penis what what what what was that let me at it let me at it i have to take something off yes okay yeah
22:51while we un-girth in the unshmucked lounge we're gonna thank our friends at q care one more time
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