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00:00Welcome to Willem's Darkroom Duel.
00:02Every week, two male entertainers will strip for me
00:05and my panel of expert judges.
00:07The dancer with the highest score will be invited back
00:10to the semifinals at the end of the season
00:12because you can learn a lot about a guy from his semi-finals.
00:17The ultimate winner of Willem's Darkroom Duel
00:19will be named king of the darkroom, according to pride.com,
00:23and they will receive a fabulous prize package,
00:25including a year's supply of pure-for-men capsules,
00:28bum balm, and body scrub,
00:30a one-year gold subscription to my favorite dating app, Tamey.
00:34Now, of course, in my club, we pay all the strippers,
00:38and that's why every week, the dancer voted off
00:40will walk away with a $2,000 prize from Qcare.
00:44Qcare has your back with fast and convenient prep and doxypep
00:47delivered straight to your front door, back door,
00:50or whatever hole you live at.
00:51Plus, the chance to open for me at one of my live shows
00:54because, baby, I bring the asses to the masses.
00:58Well, I'm not asking any of these people
01:00to do anything that I haven't done at least twice.
01:03Maybe three times.
01:05But enough about these rules.
01:07You came for the ass.
01:10Let's bring out these judges.
01:12Please make welcome to Nightlife Impresario Meatballs!
01:19It's up to you.
01:21Hey, diva.
01:23I'm so excited to be here.
01:24I want to see you.
01:25Go sit.
01:25You're in my light.
01:26Okay, bye.
01:28Our in-house male stripping expert,
01:31hoe master, Yoni!
01:34Yes.
01:38Oh, it's on.
01:43Mm-hmm.
01:45Next, all the way from Slag Wars,
01:47my favorite and your favorite,
01:48Miss Mama Mamba!
01:49Oh, okay.
01:56Saw my look.
01:57It's so awkward.
01:59We're all fam in the Animal Kingdom Club.
02:04Yes.
02:06She is our resident performance expert,
02:08in case you couldn't tell.
02:10And last, but certainly not least,
02:12is the Gay VN's Performer of the Year, Raheem.
02:25I'm so shy.
02:26This never happens.
02:28I think my Audi turned into an innie.
02:31Hey there.
02:31Hi there.
02:32Ho boy.
02:33Have we got a show for you tonight.
02:34The theme is innovative pole dancing.
02:37Do you know what innovation means?
02:44Well, hopefully,
02:46these male entertainers
02:47will exemplify innovation
02:49so fiercely
02:50that you will know.
02:52Now, before we bring out our dancers,
02:54I would like them to
02:55chug up
02:56and check on everybody's fiber intake.
02:59Oh, my fiber intake
03:00has been incredible
03:01ever since I started using Pure For Men.
03:03Is Pure For Men good for strippers?
03:05Being a clean stripper
03:06is always important.
03:08Nice skin, nice guts.
03:09I love me that body scrub.
03:11I put my skin through some crazy shit
03:13when I'm on stage
03:14always stapling shit to myself,
03:15so
03:15gotta keep me soft and supple.
03:18I don't go on a porn set
03:19unless I'm feeling clean and pure.
03:22Pure For Men gets your guts
03:23and your butts right.
03:24Judges,
03:25are you ready to meet these strippers?
03:27Yes!
03:27Yes, baby!
03:29First, all the way from the big D,
03:31Dallas, Texas,
03:31we got
03:32King Spider!
03:36Oh, my God!
03:40Oh, my God!
03:41And me with arachnophobia!
03:45And now,
03:45all the way from Sin City,
03:47it's our second contender
03:48for the evening,
03:49R-Treen.
03:54Uh-huh!
03:56Judges,
03:57tonight,
03:58we'll be judging
03:58our entertainers
03:59on star power and skill.
04:02But first,
04:03we gotta get to know them.
04:04So we're gonna have
04:04a little sexy chat.
04:06Hi, boys!
04:07Love to learn a little bit about you
04:09that I can't know
04:10just by looking at you.
04:11How long have you been
04:11entertaining and stripping?
04:13So I've been entertaining
04:15for about three years now,
04:16so hopefully
04:17I have a longer career,
04:19you know, so...
04:19Tin Room,
04:20Cherries,
04:21The Brick...
04:21Tin Room,
04:22TMC,
04:23Halos in Fort Worth.
04:24Oh, The Mining Club.
04:25I get around, baby.
04:26I get around.
04:27You go to the Roundup?
04:28The Roundup?
04:29I go sometimes
04:30when I'm feeling
04:30a little rowdy,
04:31you know.
04:32And how about you?
04:33How's Vegas?
04:34You keeping it hot?
04:35100 degrees every day.
04:36What's your favorite clubs
04:37to work at in Vegas?
04:38Uh, Charlie's.
04:39Phoenix is awesome.
04:41There's so many different clubs.
04:42So many.
04:42There's a lot of great clubs, yeah.
04:43You're both from
04:44some really hot towns.
04:46What makes your city
04:47the sexiest?
04:48The people.
04:49I mean,
04:49we get people from everywhere,
04:50all over the world,
04:51so we can always switch it up.
04:53One thing about
04:53being from Dallas
04:54is you know
04:55it's known for
04:56the drinks,
04:56the food,
04:57and a whole lot of ass-shaking.
04:581,000%.
04:59Yes.
05:00Now, we all know
05:01that half of stripping
05:02and dancing
05:02is marketing.
05:03What's your go-to trick
05:04to get a customer
05:05riled up
05:06in that back room?
05:07Booty cheek.
05:09Booty cheeks.
05:10I agree.
05:11Who doesn't love
05:11a little booty?
05:12Or a lot of booty?
05:13Um, I'll say
05:14one thing that makes
05:15a patron
05:15want to have
05:16a good time with you
05:17is you have to have fun.
05:18You have to know
05:18how to be yourself.
05:19You have to make them
05:20have a good time,
05:21you know?
05:21Judges,
05:22do you have any
05:23go-to tricks
05:23to get an audience excited?
05:25I know Meatball
05:25usually uses peanut butter.
05:26Yeah, mostly just
05:30shoving food
05:30in my mouth
05:31or my body holes.
05:32Yoni,
05:33I've seen you wet
05:34a few times.
05:35You know a little
05:35shower dance on stage?
05:37Body oil, baby.
05:38Ooh.
05:39Yeah.
05:40Which?
05:40Slippery.
05:41Mama,
05:42any signature tricks?
05:45Oh.
05:48A seated?
05:49Titty tassel spin?
05:51Y'all don't know
05:52the ergonomics
05:52that went into that
05:53and the training?
05:56Raheem,
05:56I was going to ask
05:57about the tricks
05:58but we all know
05:58you got tricks
05:59and treats.
06:00You know my tricks?
06:00You know my treats?
06:01Mm-hmm.
06:02I'm familiar.
06:03Now,
06:04entertainers,
06:05did you know
06:05that our presenting sponsor,
06:07Pure For Men,
06:07makes two kinds of lube?
06:09One that's water-based
06:10and one that's
06:11coconut oil-based.
06:12Who is responsible
06:13for bringing the lube?
06:14The bottom
06:15or the top?
06:17Why not both?
06:18Why not both?
06:19What about you,
06:20R-Train?
06:21Who do you think
06:21should bring the lube?
06:22Um,
06:22the third party.
06:25The third party?
06:26Okay.
06:27Judges,
06:28any opinion
06:28on who should
06:29bring the lube
06:30to the party?
06:31The taker.
06:32The taker?
06:32No,
06:33I think,
06:33listen,
06:34you hope,
06:34well,
06:35if you're the top,
06:35you should be prepared.
06:36Have a variety
06:37in case the bottom
06:38wants silicone,
06:39water-based.
06:40Yeah.
06:41And also,
06:41they should travel
06:42to the bottom's home.
06:43No.
06:44Yes.
06:44No, no.
06:45I'm not spending
06:46an hour douching
06:47to then drive
06:48over to your house.
06:49I don't remember
06:49him inviting you
06:50to his house.
06:51Dancers,
06:53what do you think?
06:54Should have bottom
06:55will travel
06:56or do you think
06:56tops travel?
06:57Tops.
06:59All I heard
07:00was tops.
07:01Right answer.
07:02Our main strip tonight
07:04is innovative pole dancing.
07:05How did you decide
07:07what to do on the pole
07:08and add some flair to it?
07:09Actually,
07:10I just like to freestyle.
07:12Whatever comes to me
07:13will come to me.
07:14That's what my
07:15Tamey profile says.
07:16One thing that makes
07:18a trick unique
07:19is trying something
07:20that most people
07:21have never seen
07:21or even heard of,
07:23so you gotta think
07:24outside the box sometimes.
07:25Okay.
07:26I am so excited
07:27for our main strip,
07:28but first,
07:29we have our lap dance round.
07:30This is just a little
07:31amuse-bouche
07:32to get the judges
07:33warmed up
07:34for the main function.
07:35Now tonight,
07:37all about that ass.
07:39So I wanna see jiggling.
07:41I wanna see wobbling.
07:42You'll have one minute
07:43to put on some tassels
07:44and hypnotize the judges.
07:46Show them how.
07:48Okay, that's enough.
07:49You go.
07:50Go tassel up, hoes.
07:53Judges,
07:53are you ready
07:54to see some ass?
07:55We're ready.
07:56We're ready.
07:57Coming to the pole
07:58is our favorite so far,
08:00R-Train.
08:05Oh.
08:05Oh, shit.
08:08That's real Tamey right there.
08:09I like that.
08:12Oh, shit.
08:14Don't hurt you, sir.
08:18He's looking at me.
08:20He gets his wick to me.
08:23That was for me.
08:30He's really good
08:31at spinning, too.
08:32So good.
08:37Oh, my God.
08:38How are we doing
08:39that in slow motion?
08:41Amazing.
08:41My goodness.
08:43Yes, R-Train.
08:45Those boots
08:46were made for twerking.
08:48That's amazing.
08:49Judges,
08:50what did you think?
08:50I popped my tuck.
08:52That was incredible.
08:53Loving it.
08:54That was so sexy.
08:55I loved a little
08:55one cheek at a time.
08:56Woke me up.
08:59King Spider,
09:00why don't you get
09:00on the floor?
09:01Are you sure you
09:11talk about the glasses?
09:12Oh, shit.
09:20Oh.
09:23Mm-hmm.
09:25Oh.
09:26All that ass.
09:33Doobie jigglin'.
09:40Mm-hmm.
09:42Mm.
09:44Mm-hmm.
09:47Mm.
09:48Why is it so hot?
09:49Oh, shit.
09:50There you go.
09:54I don't know
09:59how this wasn't
10:00a Paris 2024 competition.
10:02Y'all are
10:03Ho-lympians.
10:04Damn.
10:05Judges,
10:05what'd you think, Raheem?
10:06I appreciate
10:07everything he gave,
10:09including the glasses.
10:11You are so cute.
10:12You have the cutest little butt.
10:13I just want to bite it.
10:15Okay, well,
10:15lunch is coming.
10:17Yoni?
10:17I love the non-stick booty.
10:20Those pedazos didn't...
10:22So it's good job, man.
10:25Meatball.
10:26I loved it.
10:26I loved that you were
10:27shaking it so hard
10:28the tassels fell off.
10:29It was incredible.
10:30Yeah.
10:31I'm dying.
10:32Now, a little ho tip.
10:33If you want the tassels
10:34to really stick,
10:34you gotta clean it off
10:35with a little alcohol first.
10:37Mm.
10:38Tequila?
10:40Sure.
10:43Now's my favorite
10:43time of the night.
10:44It's the main strip.
10:46Now, dancers,
10:46before this,
10:47I recommend some
10:48bum balm
10:49to take care of
10:49any occlusions
10:51or ash,
10:51which may occur
10:52due to fierce,
10:54severe rubbing
10:55or stripping.
10:56I'm not a doctor,
10:57but I let one
10:57touch me on TV.
10:59We'll see you
10:59back out after this.
11:02Okay,
11:02quick first impressions
11:03from the judges.
11:04Are we seeing
11:04the personality?
11:05Are we seeing
11:05the body
11:06that we need
11:07in a star?
11:08I love the judge
11:09participation
11:10from the second
11:11contestant,
11:12but they both gave.
11:13They both gave.
11:14They're both so sexy.
11:15I'm sensing a little
11:16bit of shyness,
11:17though,
11:17so I can't wait
11:17to see what they bring
11:18in the next challenge.
11:19Meatball,
11:19can you give them
11:20some cocaine?
11:22Let me run
11:22to the back,
11:23really quick.
11:25I'm feeling a little
11:25shyness from both
11:26of them, too,
11:27so I'm really excited
11:28to see what they do
11:29in the final performance,
11:30but so far,
11:31I mean,
11:31I'm loving both of them.
11:32They're both so good.
11:33I want them on my face.
11:35Oh, for sure.
11:36We're going to be
11:36right back after this.
11:37I'm going to go take
11:38my Pure For Men capsule.
11:41What a great start
11:42to the evening.
11:43Judges,
11:44what do we think?
11:45Pure For Men?
11:46Yes?
11:47Thumbs up?
11:47Oh, absolutely.
11:48It's my favorite
11:49thing to use.
11:50It gives me so much
11:51confidence when I decide
11:52to bottom something.
11:52Yeah, you don't want
11:53to put your thumb up there
11:54without Pure For Men.
11:55Oh, absolutely not.
11:56Wait a minute,
11:56Miss Me Ball.
11:57I'm still on you
11:58making the top go to it.
11:59The top has to travel,
12:01Ricky.
12:01You can't arrive too early.
12:03Got to give them time.
12:04They'll come to you.
12:05What if I just douched
12:06at your house?
12:07You won't regret it.
12:08No, wait, wait, wait.
12:09I know, I've seen the video.
12:11There comes a chance
12:12that there may be
12:14some negative feedback,
12:15constructive criticism.
12:17Judges,
12:17are you okay
12:18with looking
12:19one of these dancers
12:20in the face
12:21and crushing their dream?
12:23Tough love, baby.
12:24Tough love.
12:25See, you know,
12:25you're better than me.
12:26It's kind of like
12:27if an accident happens,
12:28you don't want to ruin
12:29their confidence.
12:30You don't want to ruin
12:31their self-esteem.
12:32So I'm preparing myself
12:33to do so.
12:34I'm going to be
12:35the Paula Abdul.
12:36I'm going to be like,
12:36you're doing amazing, sweetie.
12:39Okay.
12:40And I'm on drugs.
12:41Joni's got glasses on,
12:42so he don't have to worry
12:43about eye contact
12:44or any weird stare downs.
12:46No.
12:47No, no, no.
12:50And now in Spanish.
12:52No, no, no, no.
12:53Oh, my God.
12:54No, no, no, no, no.
12:57No, no, no, no.
12:58No, no, no, no, no.
12:59No, no, no, no.
12:59No, no, no, no, no.
12:59No, no, no, no, no.
13:01First up to the main pole.
13:02Get ready to be
13:03entranced in his web.
13:05It's King Spider!
13:22Okay, okay.
13:24Over here, over here.
13:26Over here.
13:27Over here.
13:30Oh.
13:54Oh.
14:02Oh.
14:14Oh.
14:17Oh.
14:18Oh.
14:18Oh.
14:18Oh.
15:51That's right.
15:53Don't forget the strip show.
15:57There you go.
15:59Okay, it's nice and pure, baby.
16:33Bad luck is your destiny
16:35I'm a bad luck for you
16:37I'm a bad luck
16:39You don't even need to touch
16:42Just wanna look at my back down
16:44I'm a bad luck for you
16:46I'm a bad luck
16:48I'm a superstitious bird
16:51Maybe if you just like to push
16:54I'll be getting a bad luck
16:55Bad luck
16:56Bad luck
16:58Bad luck
16:59Yeah
16:59What you gonna do
17:02Getting hungry all of a sudden
17:05Beautiful
17:07Yes
17:09Amazing
17:11There you go
17:13Loving that eye contact baby
17:18Yes
17:32You don't even need to touch
17:35Just wanna look and I get joked
17:37I'm just sucking it up
17:39Sucking it up
17:40Suck it
17:40Sucking it up
17:41Sucking it up
17:42Suck it
17:43Yes
17:44Now's the time for the critique
17:52Judges, I want you to remember
17:53That we're looking for skill
17:55And star power
17:56On a scale of 1 to 10
17:5810 is the good one
18:01Boom
18:02Dancers
18:03To the satellite stage
18:06Okay
18:07Damn, I wanna come back
18:10For my next life
18:10As a microphone
18:11Dude
18:12Mm-hmm
18:12Judges
18:14What do you have to say
18:16Meatball
18:16I think you're both
18:17Absolutely incredible
18:19And I would be lucky
18:20To have either one of you
18:21Perform at any of my events
18:22Just perform at the events
18:24Well
18:25Or perform in my room
18:27Or in my car
18:29Or anywhere really
18:30I just have to say
18:32King Spider
18:33Your technical ability
18:34On that pole
18:35Was absolutely insane
18:37I had never seen
18:38Anything like that
18:39I've never seen anyone
18:40Strip while on a pole
18:42Although apparently
18:43It happens all the time
18:44I don't know
18:45And then you were so good
18:47About looking at us
18:48When you did strip
18:49I just loved your shiny clothes
18:51A little bit of Vegas
18:52A little sprinkle
18:53That's the Vegas in you baby
18:54Those little cowboy boots
18:55Yeah
18:56Also
18:57When you blasted your hole
18:59Directly at me
19:00That really won you some points
19:02Thank you so much for that
19:03Yoni
19:04Do you think these guys
19:05Would have a spot on your roster?
19:06They are obviously
19:07Beautiful and talented
19:08Both of them
19:09I really really enjoyed
19:11The way you stripped
19:12You took the clothes
19:13Off the proper way
19:15I'll see
19:15I will probably go for you
19:18It's amazing
19:19You look beautiful
19:20Love how you work your hair
19:21Your smile
19:23Your eye contact
19:24Was
19:25Mama
19:26How do you think
19:27Their acts would have flown
19:28In the UK?
19:28The glasses
19:29Might have hindered you
19:30A little bit
19:31Because I didn't feel
19:31Quite the same connection
19:33You have a very gorgeous
19:34Smile though
19:34Literally
19:35Every time you looked over
19:36And gave that little
19:36Flash of smile
19:37I was like
19:37Oh
19:38So more of that
19:40Definitely more of that
19:41Your performance felt
19:42Very the same level
19:44The whole way through
19:45I would have liked to see
19:46A bit of more like
19:46Elevation like as it went on
19:48I feel like that would have
19:49Been more engaging
19:49Especially with the sunglasses
19:51As well
19:51But yeah
19:52Absolutely gorgeous
19:53Yours I felt like
19:55You had me hooked
19:56The whole time
19:57From start to finish
19:58I was engaged
19:59I love the interaction
20:00You had with us as well
20:01Like and you worked
20:02The whole room
20:03I've never seen
20:04Someone disrobe
20:05Upside down
20:05That's some
20:06Houdini ho shit
20:07What did you think
20:08About the outfits?
20:10Listen
20:10Skimpier is better
20:12For me
20:12Once he
20:13Spread his
20:14Cheeks
20:14Yeah I heard
20:15The angels sing
20:16Yeah
20:17I would like to commend
20:19The boys on
20:20Clean shoes
20:20White is hard
20:21To keep clean
20:22But you're doing it
20:23Much like
20:24Pure for Men does
20:25For all the
20:26Entertainers here
20:27Ding
20:28Now comes the tough part
20:32Math
20:33It's a numbers game guys
20:34So pick your number
20:35One to ten
20:36And let's turn them around
20:38One of these dancers
20:39Will be lucky enough
20:40To join us
20:40For our semi-finals
20:42And remember
20:42Nobody walks away
20:43From Willem's Darkroom
20:44Empty-handed
20:45The person that doesn't win
20:46Gets a $2,000 tip
20:47Courtesy of our friends
20:48At Q-Care
20:49Who provide prep
20:50And doxy prep
20:51For all the people
20:52That need it
20:53No cheating meatball
20:54Judges
20:55Do we have our scores
20:56Locked in for King Spider?
20:57Sure do
20:58All right
20:58Let's see it
20:59Turn them around
21:00Oh
21:0213
21:0319
21:0520
21:0627
21:08You say it like
21:11Oprah
21:11Everything's exciting
21:12Artreen
21:14You need to get
21:14A 28 or higher
21:15To win this
21:16Now if there's a tie
21:17We'll figure something out
21:21Okay
21:22Okay please
21:23Turn them around
21:24Okay
21:278
21:288
21:2815
21:2915
21:3015
21:3015
21:3015
21:3015
21:31Okay
21:31Carry the one
21:32Square root
21:33Artreen's the winner
21:34Yay
21:35Yay
21:37King Spider
21:39Q-Care would love to present you
21:41With this check
21:41For $2,000
21:42Thank you
21:44Thank you
21:45Yes
21:47Yes
21:48Artreen
21:50How do you feel
21:51Oh actually
21:53I can answer that myself
21:54You feel very nice
21:55But how are you feeling inside
21:57I feel amazing
21:58I feel so excited
21:59I'm ready
22:00I'm ready for the next
22:01Okay
22:01Artreen you are one step closer
22:03To winning that incredible prize package
22:06And until next time
22:06Remember to support your local strippers
22:08How is life
22:09Yes
22:10Oh
22:14mega
22:15He
22:16Well
22:16He
22:17I
22:18He
22:18I
22:18I
22:19I
22:19He
22:19I
22:19I
22:20I
22:21I
22:21I
22:21I
22:22I
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