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00:00Previously on Desperate Housewives
00:03Does this relationship have a future?
00:05Can't we just keep going the way we are?
00:07Jackson left
00:08Orson's lying to me again
00:10Brie made a decision
00:11So I think I have to divorce him
00:13Carl signed up
00:14Carl, what are you doing here?
00:16Well, I just enrolled Evan
00:18Wow
00:19And Susan confessed
00:21Mike and I got in a car accident
00:22Mike was driving, right?
00:24That's what we said, but it wasn't true
00:26He took the blame for me
00:30On this street
00:35The bargaining begins at sunrise
00:37An old woman offers a paperboy
00:41A generous tip
00:42If he'll throw the paper onto her porch
00:45A wife tells her husband
00:48She'll make his favorite dinner
00:50If he'll bring home roses
00:52A man tells his neighbor
00:56He'll take in his garbage cans
00:58The day she finally mows her lawn
01:00Yes
01:03On Wisteria Lane
01:04Everyone knows how to bargain
01:06Absolutely
01:09Everyone
01:10I don't want oatmeal
01:11Can I have pancakes?
01:14Catherine's not a short order cook
01:15Buddy
01:16If she made oatmeal for breakfast
01:17We're having oatmeal
01:18Tell you what, MJ
01:20If you finish just half of it
01:22I will make candied apples for your sleepover
01:24I love candied apples
01:26She's letting you off easy
01:27You should thank her
01:28Thank you, Catherine
01:30You are so welcome, you sweet thing
01:32Dad, are you going to marry Catherine?
01:41Um...
01:41That's, um...
01:44I don't know
01:46Why not?
01:48Well...
01:49Because we haven't talked about marriage
01:52Why not?
01:55MJ, you're being rude
01:57Oh, I'm not offended
01:58Don't you want to marry Catherine?
02:04Well...
02:05I love her
02:07She's absolutely fantastic
02:09So why don't you marry her?
02:12Can you help me out here?
02:15Are you kidding?
02:15Buddy, um...
02:19When it comes to marriage
02:21The truth is...
02:22Wow, would you look at the time
02:24I'm late for work
02:26We're going to have to talk about this later
02:28Coward
02:29Got that right
02:30Dad, I do
02:36You were great
02:37But he didn't answer me
02:39Doesn't matter
02:41Issues on the table
02:42Yes
02:44On this street
02:45The bargaining begins at sunrise
02:48And it doesn't end
02:50Here's the ice cream
02:51I promised you
02:52Until someone gets
02:54Exactly what they want
02:56Walter Bergen was a divorce lawyer
03:09And the women who hired him
03:11Always had something to say
03:13About the men they were divorcing
03:15He's always talking to his grandmother
03:18Who died six years ago
03:20He spends all his money on the hookers
03:23Who may or may not be women
03:25He says he needs more money for the children
03:28And by children
03:29I mean racehorses
03:32Yes
03:34Walter Bergen thought he had heard it all
03:37Until the day when one of his clients actually said
03:41My husband is a decent man
03:43And I want to do right by him
03:45Women who seek my services
03:47Rarely take that attitude
03:49Well, I like to think of myself as a good person
03:52I'm sure you are
03:53And I wouldn't worry about your husband
03:55The income he'll derive
03:57From his half of the catering business alone
03:59Should
03:59Wait, I'm not planning on giving him half
04:02It's my business
04:03Which you started after you were married
04:06That entitles him to half
04:08I may have overstated things
04:12When I described my husband as a decent man
04:14He actually has a wide variety of psychological problems
04:17Mrs. Hodge, it's state law
04:19What do you want me to say?
04:20I want you to say that for $300 an hour
04:22You have some lawyer tricks up your sleeve
04:24To help me protect my business
04:26Surely you're not asking me to do something criminal
04:28Mrs. Hodge, didn't you say you like to think of yourself as a good person?
04:39Well, clearly I like to think of myself as a rich person even more
04:43Oh, full house
04:50Brie takes the high, Gabby gets the low
04:52Split the pot
04:52Oh, I hate splitting the pot
04:55Well, that's the rule
04:56There's nothing you can do about it
04:57So stop bitching
04:58Well, you can't talk to me like that
05:00I am the wife of Fairview's Latino Businessman of the Year
05:04Yay!
05:05So we finally won?
05:06Yeah
05:06There's gonna be a huge dinner
05:08And we're taking a picture with the mayor and his wife
05:11Oh, not necessarily
05:12I hear they're getting divorced
05:14And it's gonna get ugly
05:15Really?
05:17How do you know?
05:17The wife hired the sleaziest
05:19Most unethical divorce lawyer in town
05:22Who's that?
05:25My ex-husband
05:26Oh, right
05:27Carl's a divorce lawyer
05:29Yeah, and a total shark
05:30The worst thing about our divorce
05:32Was that I couldn't hire him to represent me
05:34But I thought you just split everything down the middle
05:36Oh, not with Carl
05:37By the time he's done finding loopholes and hiding assets
05:41There's nothing left to split
05:42You don't say
05:44Hey, ladies
05:46Uh, Lynette
05:47It's getting kinda late
05:49Are you kicking us out, Tom?
05:53Uh, no
05:53No, just reminding Lynette
05:55That it's ten minutes till midnight
05:57Which means ten minutes till tomorrow
05:59I got it
06:00I'll be right up
06:01What was that about?
06:07Tom and I are reading this book that suggests couples make a pact to have sex every night for a month
06:12Let me guess
06:13Written by a guy
06:14Was his name Carlos Solis?
06:17We've been having some problems
06:19So the theory is it creates intimacy and brings you closer
06:23Is it working?
06:24I gotta say it is
06:25You become more attuned to each other's needs
06:28And more sensitive to
06:30Geez, two seconds!
06:33We should go
06:34No! We're in our third week
06:36We got this down to a science
06:37Just feel me out a few hands
06:39One of you to hurry up
07:00The bus will be here any minute
07:01Be right down
07:03There's an extra piece of cinnamon toast on the table
07:09Not hungry, bye!
07:11Susan, it's Dave
07:27Hey, remember I was telling you about my buddy that owns that boat on Bass Lake?
07:33Yeah, well he's not using it this weekend
07:34So I thought maybe I'd take you and MJ fishing
07:37Yeah, I know it's short notice
07:40But I really wanted to do something to thank you
07:43You've been so good to me since Edie died
07:45Plus, I know MJ would love it
07:48Great
07:51I'm really looking forward to it
07:53Bye
07:54Hello
08:10Oh, hi, Principal Hardy
08:13What's up?
08:16She's wearing what?
08:18Now march in there and wipe that stuff off
08:21You don't have to yell
08:22Yes, I do
08:23Do you have any idea?
08:24Do you have any idea how humiliating it was for me to get that call today?
08:26Now every parent in town is going to think that I let my six-year-old wear makeup to school
08:31Then I want my makeup back
08:34Is it in here?
08:39Why do you have this?
08:43Juanita
08:43I was trying to look like you
08:45Why?
08:49Some girls at school saw you picking me up yesterday
08:52and told me I must be adopted
08:53I said it wasn't pretty enough to be your daughter
08:56How's it feeling?
09:07It's really throbbing
09:08Please hurry
09:09Okay
09:09Hi there
09:20Jackson, hey
09:22You're back
09:23I needed to talk to you
09:26Why didn't you call?
09:29Why didn't you call?
09:31To surprise you
09:31Well, you did
09:33Uh-huh
09:33Oh, uh, right
09:36Jackson, you remember Mrs. McCluskey, don't you?
09:38Sure
09:39How are you, Mrs. McCluskey?
09:41Oh, I'm in agonizing pain, thanks for asking
09:43I'm taking her to the doctor so he can perform a little procedure
09:47He's got a lance of boil on my backside
09:49It may rupture any second
09:51Okay
09:53I just had my car detailed, so I should probably go
09:57No problem
09:58When can I see you?
10:02Um, how about dinner tomorrow night?
10:06Sounds great
10:07If you two want to keep staring at each other, I can just go lay down on the lawn and die
10:14I don't mind
10:15I'll see you tomorrow
10:17Carl
10:27Hey, Mike
10:27Heard MJ's having a sleepover
10:29I thought I'd hit you up for an invitation
10:31Aren't you a little old for sleepovers?
10:35Cards on the table
10:36I need your help
10:37Evan's one of the only boys in class who wasn't invited, and he's really upset
10:41Okay, cards on the table
10:43MJ says Evan's a bully
10:45And he doesn't want him in a sleepover
10:47Well, what if I promise Evan will be on his best behavior?
10:50Yeah, I'm sorry
10:51It's out of my hands
10:51MJ finalized his guest list
10:53Well, I think if you check that list again, you'll notice Evan's name's on there
10:58I'm MJ's dad
11:02Not his bouncer
11:04But
11:06Thanks
11:08Hey, honey, how's your day going?
11:12Very exciting
11:13Just got back from the grocery store
11:14It is double coupon day
11:16Sort of like the Oscars and the Super Bowl
11:18All rolled into one
11:19Did you remember to get my, um, my special deodorant?
11:24I sure did
11:24My lady's armpits will be aluminum free
11:27How is your day?
11:30I'm totally slammed, which is why I'm calling
11:31It looks like I'm going to be here late tonight
11:33And by late, I mean past midnight
11:35Wait, what about our pack?
11:38We'll juggle up tomorrow
11:40Look at that
11:40I have been looking forward to this all day
11:42I know, and I'm really sorry
11:44Listen, I gotta go
11:46I will call you later
11:46I love you, bye
11:47Tom, what are you doing here?
11:58Is everything all right?
11:59Everything's fine
12:00Well then, what are you doing?
12:04Here
12:05Oh, no
12:09Are you crazy?
12:12Crazy about you, baby
12:13But I have so much to do
12:17And I'm not going to be done till 2 a.m
12:19Possibly 3
12:22Come on
12:23This is important
12:24Remember what the book said?
12:26Every night, no matter what
12:28No
12:29This is a really bad time for me
12:32Well, you did buy me that deodorant
12:40Lynette, I have Carlos
12:47I have Carlos online too
12:47Uh, tell him I'll call right back
12:50He says it's really important
12:52Hello?
12:56Hey, Lynette
12:57I'm over here at Capital Consultant
12:58The guys have a question
12:59I need you to pull up their account
13:00Now?
13:02I'm kind of busy
13:03Well, the ad has to be at the printers by noon
13:05So yeah, now
13:06Lynette
13:16Lynette
13:19Yes?
13:23What's going on?
13:24You all right?
13:25Sorry
13:26Just had the handyman in here
13:29But he's finished
13:30Thank you handyman
13:32You're welcome, ma'am
13:34So
13:36Carlos
13:37Where were we?
13:42Can I get you something?
13:44No thanks
13:45I don't drink
13:45Oh, that's right
13:47Glug glug
13:49I remember now
13:50I'm bringing you business, Carl
13:52Try not to insult me
13:53Sorry
13:54So you want to divorce Orson
13:56Yes, I know that comes as a surprise
13:59Not really
14:01I've met him
14:02The guy's a stiff
14:03Carl
14:04If we move forward
14:05I will insist you handle our divorce with dignity
14:08You sure?
14:11I don't know of a dignified way
14:13To screw a spouse out of money
14:15That they by law are entitled to
14:17That is why you're hiring me, right?
14:19I just want to protect what is rightfully mine
14:22Can you help me?
14:23Sure
14:25Lovely
14:27I'll make out a check
14:28Not so fast
14:30I said I could do it
14:31Not that I would
14:33I need a favor
14:35What kind of a favor?
14:40MJ Delfina was having a sleepover at his house in two days
14:43My son wasn't invited
14:45Now his feelings are hurting
14:46So?
14:48So
14:48I want you to get my son into that sleepover
14:51How would I go about doing that?
14:53Gosh, I don't know
14:54How would I go about hiding your assets from Orson?
14:58I need your help, Carl
15:00I really do
15:00But I am not comfortable manipulating a six-year-old
15:03You know, I had this one client
15:08His wife had been with him since junior high
15:12She supported him through med school
15:14Give him three kids
15:15And the best years of her life
15:16Once I had done my particular brand of legal magic
15:19He ended up with 90% of the money
15:22And she ended up in a studio apartment
15:24With a roommate
15:26Then again
15:35MJ does
15:36Love my macaroons
15:39Sweetie, don't listen to those kids
15:45They're idiots
15:46You are a gorgeous little girl
15:47You have to say that
15:49You're my dad
15:49No, it's the truth
15:50You are naturally beautiful
15:52Makeup just covers that up
15:53He's right, sweetie
15:54You don't need all that gunk on your face
15:56Then why do you wear it?
15:57Because I'm an adult
15:58And besides, I hardly wear any
16:01Come on, Cappy
16:03Let's try to keep this real
16:04Are you going to wear makeup
16:07And Daddy gets his big award?
16:09Well, it's a big fancy dinner, of course
16:11But that's not fair
16:12Sweetie, you're six
16:14There's a lot of things I can do that you don't
16:16So you get to look pretty at Daddy's party
16:18And I have to look like this
16:20Hey, I have a great idea
16:22Okay, see?
16:23Your Daddy's got a great idea
16:24How about if neither one of you
16:26Wores makeup to the dinner?
16:28Okay
16:29No, no, no
16:32Your Daddy's just being silly
16:33Can I talk to you for a second?
16:36Silly Daddy
16:37Are you a lunatic?
16:41I am not walking into a ballroom
16:43Full of people without my face on
16:44Come on
16:45This is the perfect opportunity
16:46To teach her that beauty is only skin deep
16:48Yeah, well, once you see the skin
16:49Without foundation
16:50You may want to rethink that
16:52Gabby, your daughter is in pain
16:54And don't you love her enough
16:55To put your vanity aside for one night?
16:57I was in labor for 20 hours
16:58She still owes me for that
17:00Oh, fine
17:04I will make the ultimate sacrifice
17:07And I will be ugly for my daughter
17:09But if she ever needs a kidney
17:12Wow
17:19You're really going all out on this sleepover
17:22Well, I'm not sure that tons of sugar
17:24And whistles are a good combination
17:26Oh, good point
17:27I'll make us some goodie bags
17:29Filled with earplugs and vodka
17:31That's great
17:32I'm sure MJ will appreciate it
17:34I'm sure he will
17:35He's a great kid
17:37Funny
17:39That was hilarious the other day
17:43When he asked us when we were getting married
17:44I'm glad you thought it was funny
17:46I was tab dancing my ass off
17:48No, you were great
17:50Although
17:51Someday you'll probably have to answer the question
17:54I'm sure he's forgotten by now
17:56You know kids
17:57Kids are like that
17:59Grown-ups, on the other hand
18:01Not so much
18:05We're not talking about MJ anymore, are we?
18:08Oh, you want to go run and get your tab shoes?
18:13No, no, I'll be completely honest here
18:15Moving in with you is one of the best decisions I ever made
18:18You'd make me really, really happy
18:22But?
18:25I've been married before
18:27And I just don't see myself getting married again
18:30Okay
18:34Probably not what you wanted to hear
18:40I wanted the truth
18:41It's not your fault the truth sucks
18:43So, could you get the streamers out of the car?
18:50Sure
18:51By the way
18:54For what it's worth
18:56I do love you
18:58I've only been working there two months
19:12But I love it
19:13And the kids are so cute
19:14And I get to see MJ during the day
19:16Which is nice
19:17You know
19:22For a guy that just had to see me so bad
19:26You
19:27You seem awfully far away
19:29I'm sorry
19:32I'm just a little nervous
19:34I have something
19:39To ask you
19:40And I don't know how you're going to react
19:42What is it?
19:49This is going to come out of nowhere
19:51But
19:51I want you to marry me
19:59And here's how I came to this
20:03The other day
20:04What are you doing?
20:08I have to go upstairs
20:09Now?
20:12Susan
20:19Are you okay?
20:20I'm fine
20:21I just didn't want you to see me crying
20:23Honey
20:25You didn't let me finish
20:27Oh, I'm sorry
20:28Just, um
20:29All these months
20:31I've been telling myself
20:33That I didn't really care about you
20:35Which was easy to do
20:37Because you left so suddenly
20:38But I am so lonely
20:41And as much as I tell myself
20:45That I like
20:46Being the strong
20:48Single woman on her own
20:50The truth is
20:52I think about you all the time
20:56And I wanted to call you
20:58But I thought you'd gotten over me
21:01And to hear that you still love me
21:05That is just something
21:09That I really need to hear right now
21:12And I want you to know
21:14Oh, God
21:15I want you to know
21:16I love you too
21:18Jackson
21:19I love you
21:22Jackson?
21:34Oh, God
21:36I really wish you'd let me finish
21:40Finish what?
21:43Susan, I need you to marry me
21:46So that immigration
21:47Doesn't deport me
21:48Back to Canada
21:49But the one thing
21:54I didn't tell you
21:54Is that
21:54I'm here on a student visa
21:57That expired six years ago
21:59And I got a call
22:00From the authorities
22:01So unless I can
22:02Find somebody
22:03That will marry me
22:04I'm going to be
22:04In really big trouble
22:05Susan
22:10Susan, did you hear me?
22:16I heard
22:17So
22:20What do you say?
22:25Okay
22:26Okay, it was a bad idea
22:27Get out
22:29Or I will kick your ass
22:30Back to the Canadian border
22:31Ow
22:33Took a shower
22:37Brushed my teeth
22:39We are good
22:41To go
22:42My dad
22:46What are you doing?
22:53You know, the pact
22:54Oh
22:55Didn't we already do it tonight?
22:58No
22:59Oh, they're all starting to blur
23:02Look, I worked till 3 a.m. last night
23:05I'm exhausted
23:06How about we take a rain check?
23:09A rain check?
23:10This isn't baseball
23:12Every night for 30 days
23:14That's the law
23:15Tom
23:16I have a
23:177 a.m. meeting
23:19How about I take a long lunch
23:22And you do me twice at work tomorrow
23:25Come on
23:26This is important
23:28Okay
23:30Okay
23:30Okay
23:32I'll have sex
23:34But can you make it quick?
23:37Matt, please
23:38You can't rush an artist
23:40Morning
23:41Oh, sorry
23:59I don't have time for breakfast
24:00Good
24:01I didn't make you any
24:02Oh, okay
24:03Coffee will be fine
24:05Beans are right there
24:06Grab a handful
24:07And grind
24:07Is there a problem?
24:12You don't remember?
24:14Last night
24:15We were having sex
24:17You fell asleep
24:19After?
24:22During
24:23Oh
24:24Was it good?
24:28I didn't finish
24:30You ruined our streak, Lynette
24:33I'm sorry
24:35I was exhausted
24:36It's not like I was asking you to scrub a floor
24:39All you had to do was lie there
24:40Like you usually do
24:42Oh, okay
24:44I'm gonna let that one go
24:45Because you're upset
24:46Well, it's true
24:48With you being so tired from work lately
24:50I'm the one doing all the heavy lifting
24:52Tom, you're being completely irrational
24:54We've had sex 23 days straight
24:56I've seen more sealing than Michelangelo
24:58We made a commitment, Lynette
25:00The book says
25:00Oh, would you stop with the book?
25:02You bought it at a car wash
25:03Along with a pack of gum
25:04And an air freshener
25:05You're right
25:06It's stupid
25:07All my ideas are stupid
25:08I should just stick to doing chores
25:10Don't just walk away
25:12You better get to work, Lynette
25:13You're gonna be late
25:14Hey!
25:21Haven't seen you boys in a while
25:22There's been a break in the club fire case, Ms. Williams
25:25Got a minute?
25:27Do you know this guy?
25:31No?
25:31Who is he?
25:32Dr. Samuel Heller
25:33A psychiatrist from Boston
25:35He's a guy who burned up in the fire
25:36What's a shrink from Boston doing in Fairview?
25:40No idea
25:41But we'd like to find out
25:42If anyone knows him
25:43Or what he was doing there
25:44Did you see him backstage?
25:48No, I didn't see anybody
25:49Except Port Escobble
25:53Yeah, but I told you
25:56That was a mistake
25:57Do you know a guy named
26:01Jackson Braddock?
26:03He was backstage
26:04Was he?
26:05Yeah
26:06He got locked in the employee men's room
26:07Right before the fire started
26:09Well, I don't know anything about that
26:10Have you talked to him?
26:12We've been trying
26:13But he left town
26:15And we've been unable to find him
26:16That's a shame
26:17We'll figure it out
26:19Thanks for your time
26:20You bet
26:20Hey Susan, it's Dave
26:34Yeah, I was thinking
26:35I'd pick up you and MJ
26:36Around 6 a.m. Saturday
26:38For the trip
26:38Yeah
26:40I figured
26:41The earlier we get going
26:42The better
26:43Okay
26:44Well, hello there, MJ
26:50I was baking this morning
26:52And like an idiot
26:52I made too many macaroons
26:54Would you be willing to take one?
26:56I would hate to see them go to waste
26:58Macaroons are my favorite
27:00Oh, really?
27:01What a delightful coincidence
27:03You know
27:04I could bake these for you
27:05Every week
27:06And all I'd need in return
27:07Is just the tiniest of favors
27:09What kind of favor?
27:11Invite Evan Meyer to your sleepover
27:13I don't like Evan
27:15He's mean
27:16Oh, no
27:17Deep down
27:18He's just a fragile little boy
27:21Who wants to be liked
27:22He hit me with a dead squirrel
27:25Now, MJ
27:27We can find faults
27:27With all our friends
27:28If we nitpick
27:29What do you say?
27:31Will you invite him?
27:32Would you like some ice cream
27:36With your macaroons?
27:37Because I could make that happen
27:38Bree
27:39I'm late for my golf game
27:43I don't have time to go to the ATM
27:45So I took the cash
27:47Out of your wallet
27:48Bye
27:51MJ
28:01There's someone in my life
28:04Who hits me
28:05With a dead squirrel
28:07Every
28:08Single day
28:10And you are the only one
28:12Who can help me
28:13Please
28:15Please invite Evan
28:16To your party
28:17Okay
28:21Thank you
28:24Thank you, sweetheart
28:26Boy, the stuff I do
28:32For macaroons
28:33Go away
28:45I don't want to talk to you
28:47Come on
28:48Let me in
28:48Thanks
28:49But I've reached
28:50My maximum allowance
28:51For humiliation
28:52This week
28:53Listen
28:54I'm sorry you thought
28:56It was a real proposal
28:57In retrospect
28:58I should have led
28:58With deportation
28:59Maximum allowance exceeded
29:02What do you want?
29:07I wanted to apologize
29:08You have every right
29:10To be mad at me
29:11Oh, I'm not mad at you
29:12I'm just disappointed
29:15In myself
29:16I was a little lonely
29:20And a little afraid
29:21And I
29:22I just
29:23Did what I always do
29:25Let some silly romantic
29:28Fantasy take over
29:29I didn't know you still
29:33Felt that way about me
29:34I don't
29:37This isn't about you
29:39Not really
29:41Besides
29:44You moved on
29:45Well, I had to
29:49You pushed me away
29:51I had to
29:53Heal my heart
29:54And get over it
29:56This is really
30:03The only thing
30:04You can do
30:05To stay here
30:06And do your work
30:07Yeah
30:08I'll help you
30:20Really?
30:23Yeah
30:24I'll do it
30:27But that's it
30:28No love
30:29No sex
30:30Just
30:30Marriage
30:32No sex?
30:36You want people
30:37To think this is
30:38A real marriage
30:38Don't you?
30:50Gabby, come on
30:51For God's sakes
30:56Will you take those off
30:57It's 8 o'clock at night
30:58As long as you don't mind
31:01People thinking
31:01You're out on the town
31:03With your anemic
31:03Lesbian sister
31:04There's our man of honor
31:07Gabby, this is Stephanie
31:09She put this whole banquet together
31:11Hi, nice to meet you
31:12You're probably wondering
31:13Why I look like this
31:14Excuse me?
31:16I'm not ill
31:17I'm just not wearing any makeup
31:18So I can teach my daughter
31:19That beauty is what's on the inside
31:20I don't actually look this hideous
31:22Okay
31:26Will you please stop explaining yourself
31:32I mean, it was bad enough
31:33When you did it with a valet
31:34I can't help it
31:35I don't want people thinking
31:36I condone this face
31:37I'm gonna go find our table
31:40Champagne?
31:46Oh, thank you
31:46I'm not ill
31:48I'm just not wearing any makeup
31:49Gabby!
31:51Gotta go
31:52Come on, guys
31:59No running in the house
32:00These candy apples are great
32:02Can me and Evan have another one?
32:04Well, we better ask Catherine
32:05Where is Catherine?
32:11Hey
32:12You're missing all the fun
32:13I just cut a candied apple
32:15Out of a kid's hair
32:16Sounds like you got everything
32:19Under control
32:19No, come on down
32:22It's not as much fun without you
32:24Okay
32:26You are honest with me
32:29So I'm gonna be honest with you
32:30I got scared
32:33What?
32:39I was hosting a party
32:41With this amazing man
32:44And his adorable son
32:46And we were like the perfect family
32:48And then I realized
32:49We're not a family
32:51It could all go away
32:54In an instant
32:54Catherine, I'm not leaving
32:58But you're not committing either
33:01Why not, Mike?
33:05Is it Susan?
33:07You still in love with her?
33:11No
33:11No, I've told you that
33:14Then it must be me
33:16Catherine, I love having you in my life
33:20I'm just not ready
33:23I don't know what else to say
33:26I'm not trying to get you to say anything
33:30I just have to take care of myself
33:33I should probably go make sure the first floor is still there
33:44Excuse me, the mayor is about to leave
33:53And the newspaper wants a photo with him and your family
33:55Oh, that's so sweet
33:57Tell him no way and help
33:59Tell him we'll be right there
34:01The newspaper, forget it
34:05Gabby, I do business with the city
34:06I can't just blow off the mayor
34:07Seriously, we cannot allow this to be photographed
34:10Next time there's an epidemic
34:11People are going to think I'm patient zero
34:13You're not getting out of this
34:17Fine
34:20Just so we're clear
34:22You're also a Latino jerk of the year
34:23Come on, let's go
34:25Well, can I at least use the bathroom first?
34:27Ladies, attention please
34:34I am in a jam and I need lipstick and eyeliner
34:37Come on, chop chop
34:41You can use my makeup
34:43Oh, that doesn't really go with my skin tone
34:48What do you mean?
34:49We have the same coloring
34:50Yeah, it doesn't really go with your skin tone either
34:52But I can only do with one disaster at a time
34:54Oh, Asian girl, close enough
34:58I don't think so
35:00Was it the chop chop thing?
35:02Fine, I'm sorry
35:04Now can I borrow some blush?
35:05I don't share cosmetics
35:07I'm sort of a germ freak
35:09Oh, don't worry, I'm as healthy as a horse
35:11Really?
35:12You look sick
35:13That's because I don't have any makeup
35:15I said no, now leave me alone
35:18Oh, okay, okay, look
35:19I'm sorry
35:19You're right
35:20I never should have asked
35:22Hey, come on now
35:28Or I'll call security
35:29You know, for a woman who has a purse full of dinner rolls
35:32You sure have a lot of attitude
35:33Oh good, we're all here
35:40By the way, Mrs. Solis
35:42You look absolutely stunning
35:44Thank you
35:44Yeah, Mom
35:47You look great
35:48Okay, big smiles, everyone
35:52See this?
36:02My third espresso
36:03I'm wired
36:05No way I'm falling asleep tonight
36:07Hey
36:14How about
36:15We throw a pizza
36:17On the front lawn
36:18And when the kids
36:19Run out to get it
36:20We lock the door
36:21And do it
36:22In every room in the house
36:23Tom
36:30I'm sorry
36:32I don't know what else to say
36:34If you want to stay mad
36:35I guess you're gonna stay mad
36:37I am not mad, Lynette
36:43Then what's wrong?
36:45You're gonna think it's stupid
36:46Tell me
36:48You wanna know why sex
36:52Has become so important to me lately?
36:53Because you are the only thing in my life
36:58That I am passionate about
37:00That is so sweet
37:03No, no
37:04It's not good, Lynette
37:05Not for me
37:06Not for you
37:07I...
37:07I need something else to be excited about
37:12I thought you wanted to do this
37:14To take a break and stay home
37:15I did
37:16You know
37:17I figured the kids are grown
37:19I can take care of the house
37:21And the errands
37:22And it'll be easy
37:23And it is
37:24It's too damn easy
37:26I am finished with my work
37:28By noon
37:29And then I just
37:30Sit around
37:32Waiting for you to come home
37:34So
37:34What do you wanna do?
37:37Hmm?
37:38What are you
37:38Passionate about?
37:42I don't know
37:43I'm a middle-aged guy
37:48And I don't know
37:49What I wanna do with my life
37:50I told you it was stupid
37:57No
37:59No
38:02No
38:03Hey
38:16I know I disappointed you tonight
38:22And I'm really sorry
38:23It's okay
38:25I know why you did it
38:26I need makeup too
38:28Honey
38:31I know you think
38:33Being pretty seems like
38:34The most important thing
38:35In the world right now
38:36But believe me
38:37It's not
38:38You were a model
38:40Yes
38:42Yes
38:43I was
38:44And my whole life
38:48People told me
38:49How pretty I was
38:50So you know what?
38:52I never thought
38:53I had to work hard
38:54In school
38:55Or work on friendships
38:57Or my personality
38:58None of it
38:59And then I stopped
39:01Modeling
39:02And I realized
39:03I didn't have much
39:04On the inside
39:05And I don't want that
39:07For you
39:08I want you to be
39:11Brave
39:12And funny
39:13And creative
39:14To be more than
39:17Just a shell
39:17I want you to have
39:20The whole rich
39:21Gooey center
39:22Will you promise
39:27To do that
39:27For yourself?
39:30Okay
39:31When do I get
39:39To wear makeup?
39:43I'll tell you what
39:44You can wear makeup
39:46The day you realize
39:47You don't really need it
39:48Hey
39:58I bought MJ a fishing pole
40:00Figure I'd teach the little guy
40:01How to cast
40:02Before we hit the water
40:03Oh my god
40:04If we're not going to be able
40:05To make it this weekend
40:06I'm kind of
40:08Getting married
40:10What?
40:13To who?
40:15Dave Williams
40:15I thought I heard you
40:18Out here
40:18Jackson
40:19Just when you thought
40:22I was out of the picture
40:22I'm back
40:23Since you held up
40:30Your end of the bargain
40:31I'm going to hold up mine
40:32I'm going to make sure
40:34That you walk away
40:34From this marriage
40:35With your business
40:36And your assets intact
40:37Now to accomplish this
40:39I may need you to lie
40:41Stonewall
40:42Even resort to some
40:44Outright trickery
40:45My question is
40:47Will you be up for that?
40:53I used to think of myself
40:54As a good person
40:55If I had a choice
40:58I would always choose
40:59The high road
41:00Lately I've begun
41:04To realize that
41:05I'm capable of doing
41:09Whatever needs to be done
41:10You know what that makes you?
41:15The perfect client
41:17On this street
41:26The bargaining is finished
41:28By sundown
41:29A daughter agrees
41:32To go to bed early
41:33If her mother
41:35Let's her dress up
41:36In her old gowns
41:37A woman agrees
41:40To let her fiancé
41:42Spend the night
41:42If he'll agree
41:44To sleep on the sofa
41:45A man allows
41:49His lover
41:49To get close
41:50As long as
41:52They don't
41:52Discuss the future
41:53Yes
41:57Everyone knows
41:59How to bargain
42:00On Wisteria Lane
42:01Hi
42:03What are you doing
42:05Up so late?
42:07Well
42:07I have a proposition
42:08For you
42:08I'll make you
42:11Breakfast in the morning
42:12If you make love
42:14To me tonight
42:14Why not?
42:22But sometimes
42:23They get more
42:25Than they bargained for
42:27Thank you
42:28More
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