- 3 months ago
First broadcast 29th December 2004.
Barry is reunited with Tatiana, his Russian wife, who has come out to Thailand for a reconciliation but soon afterwards he is kidnapped and a ransom of 100,000 dollars demanded.
Kevin Whately - Neville Hope
Timothy Spall - Barry Taylor
Jimmy Nail - Oz Osborne
Tim Healy - Dennis Patterson
Christopher Fairbank - Albert Moxey
Noel Clarke - Wyman Norris
Branka Katic - Tatiana Taylor
Alexander Hanson - Tarquin Pearce
Julia Tobin - Brenda Hope
Pornchai Tipol -Two Dragons
Rachael Blake - Naomi Hedges
Joanne Good - Elena
Sirakoop Madhanee - Tank Top
Junix Inocian - Go Between
Manoon Thaiyanan - Head Man
Daryl Kwan - Inspector Sokul
Dominic Jephcott - Colin Vanes
Sandra James-Young - Chrissie
Simon Wilson - Reporter
Sasha Scarlett Eastabrook - Calista Hope
Criselda Cabitac - Girl
Pariwut Prachayanan - Peanut
Barry is reunited with Tatiana, his Russian wife, who has come out to Thailand for a reconciliation but soon afterwards he is kidnapped and a ransom of 100,000 dollars demanded.
Kevin Whately - Neville Hope
Timothy Spall - Barry Taylor
Jimmy Nail - Oz Osborne
Tim Healy - Dennis Patterson
Christopher Fairbank - Albert Moxey
Noel Clarke - Wyman Norris
Branka Katic - Tatiana Taylor
Alexander Hanson - Tarquin Pearce
Julia Tobin - Brenda Hope
Pornchai Tipol -Two Dragons
Rachael Blake - Naomi Hedges
Joanne Good - Elena
Sirakoop Madhanee - Tank Top
Junix Inocian - Go Between
Manoon Thaiyanan - Head Man
Daryl Kwan - Inspector Sokul
Dominic Jephcott - Colin Vanes
Sandra James-Young - Chrissie
Simon Wilson - Reporter
Sasha Scarlett Eastabrook - Calista Hope
Criselda Cabitac - Girl
Pariwut Prachayanan - Peanut
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00:00What, we are taking all of us from Australians?
00:06Can't put that away, I'll just have my lunch.
00:08Hey, I'm sorry about cock-up.
00:10You mean more cock-up as a woman?
00:13She's the first woman to show an interest in me as a man.
00:16Bummer.
00:17He's not coming back.
00:19He's two-year-born.
00:20Lucky kid.
00:21Outbound cock, it's up to his reputation.
00:22It's all over.
00:23Watch all over.
00:24The lads is history.
00:26Do you see any difference?
00:29Tregnant.
00:30One reckless condomless night in Godling.
00:32Hell's bells?
00:34Talking bloody Pierce?
00:36Pierce Brosnan.
00:37No, he isn't.
00:38He's a traitor and a scoundrel.
00:40I hope that's not your hand, Monty.
00:49It's Barry.
00:50They think he's been taken hostage.
00:52Barry?
00:55I'm serious, man.
00:56They reckon he's got nabbed by these Hmong bandits.
00:58How do you know?
00:59Nev, he's on the phone.
01:01Nev, listen up.
01:02No, you're breaking up.
01:04Listen, I'll just get back to the hotel, right?
01:06You ring me on the landline as soon as you get the chance.
01:09Right, get your skates off.
01:11See, an hostage.
01:12I thought he was on the Orient Express.
01:13I'll bet that wasn't in the brochure.
01:15No, no, no.
01:16He wasn't on the train.
01:17He was on a separate trip to a temple or somewhere.
01:19How am I going to get gone?
01:21Hope we get a refund.
01:22Oh.
01:23Oh, with a young'un, get your skates off.
01:24I can't, man.
01:25Not yet.
01:26Why not yet?
01:27Why'd you think?
01:28Oh, Devon, what do you put that man?
01:29The girls have seen thousands of them in their day.
01:30What about the cab driver?
01:31Is he going to last that long?
01:32Hey, thanks for this, lads.
01:33Things feel better just by your being here.
01:34What's the latest, Tim?
01:35Did you send out search parties?
01:36Nah.
01:37By the time they got themselves together last night, it was too dark.
01:39So they've had a few hours head start, then?
01:40No.
01:41No.
01:42No.
01:43No.
01:44No.
01:45No.
01:46No.
01:47No.
01:48No.
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01:50No.
01:51No.
01:52No.
01:53No.
01:54No.
01:55No.
01:56No.
01:57No.
01:58No.
01:59No.
02:00No.
02:01No.
02:02So been a ransom demand?
02:03No.
02:04Often happens like that, the police said.
02:06So the family or the company have to sweat it out.
02:09So how's Tatiana taking all this?
02:11She's resting at the hotel.
02:12What?
02:13Resting?
02:14Fraud with worry, is she?
02:17She's pregnant.
02:18Since last night.
02:20No wonder they call it the Only Moon Express.
02:32Can you take me to the drug store, please?
02:34You're part of a wealthy investment group, Miss Appears.
02:49You or your colleagues would be prime targets for this kind of abduction.
02:53I suppose so.
02:54I suppose so.
02:55So if someone clocked us at the station together, they'd think we'd partnered up with him.
03:00It seems the most likely theory.
03:02Oh.
03:03Where would these bandits take them?
03:05One of many places.
03:06Certainly towards the border.
03:08We have army patrols up here.
03:13But it is large area.
03:15Difficult country.
03:16Is there no way you could get in touch with them?
03:18You know, on some jungle grapevine or whatever.
03:20Cause they gotta be told they got the wrong blow.
03:22Ah, cause then once them know that, we can negotiate a swap.
03:25Swap?
03:26Aye, we can meet on some neutral turf.
03:28And them can give us body back.
03:30And we can give them him.
03:32Wait a minute.
03:33No, no, I'll let them blindfold you.
03:34Drag your horse into the hills.
03:36He's the one with the Wonga behind him.
03:38Wonga?
03:39Aye.
03:40He's the one with the money.
03:42He's not wrong, mind Targman.
03:44Your partners would have no problem raising the ransom.
03:47I don't think he's a spectacle.
03:48It certainly isn't.
03:49Works for me.
03:59Where are you going?
04:00What are you going ways?
04:01I literally may fail.
04:02Come on.
04:03I need a drugstore.
04:05Chemist.
04:07Where're you going?
04:08Where are you going?
04:12Hello?
04:13Do you speak English?
04:17Tell your Russian.
04:22He Warrenuuальных.
04:24Talk ape Italian, too.
04:27Say anything in words.
04:28you come you'll wait here tell him not to expect tip
04:58you wish to see husband again he's not my husband yeah once was now divorced
05:10you were with him we're trying to work things out because i'm carrying his child
05:17but this you do not need to know what you need to know is you took a wrong man
05:23how wrong man because you're not so smart i think
05:28man you took has no money you see if he had money i might still be married to him
05:37oh you all right tatiana no i'm not all right i'm hot and my feet hurt what would you like to drink
05:45i would like very large gray goose vodka but i'll settle for tonic water cool tonic non-quad yes
05:53what you still hate me too long ago up that got other things on our mind you know mine too
06:04they want fifty thousand pounds hold on who wants they give no names and taken to warehouse with
06:13cockroaches you must have been scared witless oh please half my family are muskow mafia
06:19did you tell them they've got the wrong glue they don't believe or don't care fifty thousand that is
06:27deal or oh well we never see barry again hell's bollocks now hang on a minute who's to say these are the
06:34real abductors i think of this i say i want proof they give me this it's not a chunk of his ear is it
06:44happily no they will call when they don't say
06:49your lot will cover this won't it let me explain something they're not my lot i'm just a sort of a
06:58middle man to a middle man so you're telling us you have no money last night on train you make
07:07believe you are a big will big remold pet all mouth no trousers hello yes this is me
07:26hi oh thank you
07:29hello barry are you all right oh hello chatiana i didn't know how they were putting me through to
07:40barry have they hurt you well no that they're treating me all right actually
07:45are you safe give me that phone will you a word man hello oz what what are you doing there
07:54we're all here and we're not leaving until we'll get you back you can count on that
08:00right now listen whereabouts are you oh i've no idea i don't think we've reached where we're going
08:09they're just taking a break for a for a bowl of noodles and a puff on the opium pipe
08:15i could do with a hit myself
08:18bloody feet are killing me i'll tell you what these knock-off gucci loafers weren't made for trekking
08:23through the jungle hello hello you know price now listen you whoever you are you have made a
08:36terrible mistake here now what you should do is let mr taylor go right set him free straight away
08:42because if you don't you're gonna unleash a shit storm down upon your own head because we work with
08:48the british government and them's got the sas and them will be right up your arse within 24 hours
09:00he's rung off you scared him off man
09:18she's about so high and so wide very dainty feet
09:23you've seen that feet have you you're a sly dog man hey come on why i need help i've never bought
09:28her anything before never bought a woman anything before all right listen the best advice i can give
09:35is to stay away from clothes they're always the wrong size or the wrong color so just just good point
09:41table mats you can't go wrong with table mats but mox can we go man i'm gagging for a beer yeah okay
10:00your friends are kidnapped man right yeah how do you know they can take you to him
10:11no thanks son good night josephus
10:17it's just down here mums you sure don't remember this you know watch your box lads
10:25tell them what you told boss i know where your friend is
10:43why didn't you go to the police police don't pay me you pay me then i take you to your friend
10:51how much 40 000 baht how much is that it's doable how do you know where he is i work with people who
11:04took him why should we believe you because i was there when i took woman wife of your friend
11:12these people of yours do they know that you are meeting us no how come they don't pay me
11:24you pay me comes to just under 550 punt very doable yeah will you will you leave us leave us for two
11:32two minutes we have a talk okay all right well i don't know what we can do this information you
11:45could try and beat him down no you don't i mean what can we actually physically do pay them the money
11:51you need to take with a body i'ma put it what we will say to the bandits uh i've come for me mate thanks
11:58very much i'll pay them the ransom can't scratch it together between me if we pull all our wages and
12:06max out our cash cards should be able to raise 10 grand the 150 i had then but that was when they
12:13thought barry was some kind of corporate suit by now they'll have cotton on his nut so i reckon 10
12:20k is a fair price for a brummie spa oh think about it us man supposing you did find that camp right
12:26what's gonna happen i'll tell you they'll take the cash say thank you very much now we've got two
12:32hostages yeah nev's right that's exactly what'll happen all right plan b i'll go with them but i'll stop
12:41short of that camp like have it me sites man and then i'll ring the polish down here on a satellite
12:46phone and them can pinpoint the exact location via the signal how technology
12:54and then them can send in the choppers in the army that's above and beyond us well someone's got to do
13:00it don't have any choice do it and the clock's ticking it's a hell of a risk man nah i feel better already
13:07it's indecision what's the killer once you've decided on summit everything else becomes clear
13:15i can't get it biazzin
13:20can i come in bad
13:26they tell me what you plan
13:28it is very brave perhaps also very stupid well that's for me to judge pet
13:37you will need money i have this
13:44maybe you can sell in the morning i'm not taking money teddy on it but i appreciate your offer
13:49and so would barry as you wish but this i insist you take
14:01bloody hell why'd you get that my father give it to me when i'm 15. he didn't consider a stuffed panda
14:11must go dangerous place and you go to dangerous place
14:15all right cheers might come in handy for peeling a mango
14:22take care bring barry safe home
14:33tabiana
14:36i don't know if you love barry or not i know i do so i want you to look me square in the eye
14:43and tell the baby is his
15:13you know we're a long way north
15:30i reckon we're in that golden triangle
15:32well where all those ships disappear without trace
15:35that's the bermuda triangle you damn bullet
15:39rodent
15:40get things
15:42we're walking from here like
15:45no walk later
15:49you've got to be joking with us on them
15:52how long on elephant
16:02three hours
16:03maybe four
16:04come on
16:05oh
16:07can charlie chan doesn't know the medical history of my ass
16:09should have brought your rubber ring cushion us
16:11he could be taking us anywhere couldn't he
16:25come on
16:26Oh, my God.
16:56Get out of here!
16:57Get out of here!
16:58Get out of here!
16:59Get out of here!
17:14Can I get through to Brenda?
17:17Well it's not surprising when you think where we are.
17:21Well, if we knew where we were.
17:26Hey lad, how'd I let myself get talked into this?
17:30Six Mai Tais might have had something to do with it.
17:34Oh, I suppose I'd have to come, because...
17:39You know, you didn't want to be the one who looks like a wimp.
17:43Exactly.
17:45I suppose we're all in there.
17:47Except Indiana Rosborn, of course.
17:52So do we trust this bloke?
17:54Wise I'm not to.
17:57Aye, I agree.
17:59So when we keep that night, we'll do the ships.
18:02We'll do the ships.
18:32They took the bait.
18:44British government will pay for them?
18:46Of course they will.
18:49Look.
18:51I promised a hostage.
18:53Thanks to their misguided sense of loyalty,
18:56you're going to end up with half a football team.
18:59So you and I are sorted, matey.
19:02Look at this.
19:15There is a weird old man.
19:20What?
19:22Oh, he was right in the land, didn't he?
19:24Whatever you do, don't move.
19:26What?
19:27Just keep it perfectly still.
19:31What's the matter, like?
19:33Listen, I'll tell you.
19:34You might panic.
19:36I'm already panicking on your daft body.
19:40It's a snake, then.
19:42What's it doing?
19:43I've no idea, but I would try not to irritate it.
19:49This is poisonous.
19:50It's good.
19:51It's good.
19:52It's good.
19:52Dinner tonight.
19:53What?
19:54Cobra casserole.
19:54I think I'll lead out.
19:55I think I'll lead out.
19:56Good.
19:57Good.
19:58Dinner tonight.
19:59What?
20:00What?
20:01Cobra casserole?
20:02I think I'll lead out.
20:03Hey!
20:04Good.
20:05Look at that.
20:06Yo.
20:07Hey!
20:08Hey!
20:09Hey!
20:10Hey!
20:11Hey!
20:12Hey!
20:13Hey!
20:14Hey!
20:15Hey!
20:16Hey!
20:17Hey!
20:18Hey!
20:19Hey!
20:20Hey!
20:21Hey!
20:22Hey!
20:23Hey!
20:24Hey!
20:25Hey!
20:26Hey!
20:27Hey!
20:28Hey!
20:29Hey!
20:30Hey!
20:31Hey!
20:32What does this mean?
20:34It means that bastard set us up.
20:45We're out.
20:46We're nearly there.
20:47All I can think about is staying on me feet.
20:49I've got jelly legs and double vision.
20:51Shut the graven.
20:52We're driving to a bridge.
20:53Remember?
20:54Remember?
20:55We're driving to a bridge.
20:56Remember?
20:57we're running out of time.
20:58Let's eat.
20:59Mo!
21:00We were running away.
21:02Put the ganes down.
21:03Come on!
21:06I set you up!
21:07Come on!
21:08Go!
21:09My man!
21:10Go!
21:11Come on!
21:23Come on!
21:24Hey, that's my heart.
21:43Doesn't look your style, Nath.
21:49What do you mean it's your heart?
21:51I could bury a loan of it when we went to the temple.
21:54That proves these are the bastards who I took them.
21:56Looks like he's getting the right bollocking for bringing us here, though.
22:00Probably don't want an extra five moles to feed.
22:03Oh, no!
22:04Hey!
22:05Yeah, sorry, mate. You're pressing the wrong tits. It's the one on the right. Shut up.
22:26Suit yourself.
22:28Home for the scrapbookies, eh?
22:30Oh, it's to show the gunners to, like, up the ante.
22:33Come on, ma.
22:36Bye! Bye! Bye!
22:40Turn, bye!
22:41Oi, Pol Pot.
22:43You got our meteor, haven't you? English lad, like us.
22:46Quiet.
22:47Keep him quiet. We want to see him. I want to know he's all right.
22:52You have the voice.
22:55Understand?
22:56Bye!
22:58Bye, bye, turn, bye!
23:00Bye, bye!
23:03Lel senin! Lel!
23:08Take back!
23:09Take back!
23:10winners we lose!!
23:12Lel!
23:13Hit theì–´!
23:14Lel!
23:15What if you have a tree?
23:18Lel!
23:19Bye, bye, bye!
23:21Lelie, weg, bye!
23:22Bye!
23:23Hey !
23:25Hey !
23:30Hmm?
23:31You reckon Barry's still here?
23:36They didn't say he wasn't.
23:39As huts go, I reckon we've hit rock bottom with this one.
23:43Pigs in the basement, big bugs, no beds, no bog, and a bamboo roof.
23:50Yeah, and they've been improving over the years, haven't they?
23:54The yachts.
23:55The one in the NTM was borderline house.
23:57What do you think's gonna happen now, then?
23:59I don't even know, man.
24:01Well, look, they take hostages for cash, don't they?
24:04So I don't think they're gonna kill them, eh?
24:05Oh, God, Brenda and the girls will be beside theirselves.
24:09I told you not to come.
24:10Oh, piss off, Oz.
24:12Shut up, Perry.
24:15She's not helping, man.
24:16I know, but I did warn them.
24:18Oz, let it go.
24:19I'm just saying.
24:20Well, don't.
24:23They'll set the trap and we walked right into it.
24:26Now they've got six hostages, six ransoms.
24:29They'll probably retire from the kid in our business after Rustlet.
24:33I won't fetch much.
24:34Only good on Hanson Toxteth and I can't see her shelling out her pension for me.
24:39It's amazing that old Billy should still give us a why, even though we're prisoners.
24:57Why?
24:58I don't know why, man.
24:59It's a custom or something, isn't it?
25:00What's the custom?
25:01It's a why.
25:02It's a custom.
25:04For heaven's sake, Moxie, man.
25:06When they do that, that's a why.
25:09Oh, that's a why.
25:10Oh, that's a why.
25:11Why are you, man?
25:12Let's eat, eh?
25:13Hey, the old birds taking grab to another hut.
25:15That might be rebellious.
25:16I don't know why, man.
25:17I don't know why, man.
25:18I don't know why, man.
25:19It's a custom or something, isn't it?
25:20What's the custom?
25:21It's a why.
25:22It's a why.
25:23It's a why.
25:24It's a why.
25:25It's a why.
25:26It's a why.
25:27It's a why.
25:28It's a why.
25:29It's a custom.
25:30For heaven's sake, Moxie, man.
25:32It's a why.
25:33It's a why.
25:34It's a why.
25:35It's a why.
25:36It's a why.
25:37It's a why.
25:38It's a why.
25:39Could be right half paint.
25:45Might be a few more of them and all.
25:48You know, more what?
25:49Hostages.
25:50You know, nuns.
25:51Missionaries.
25:52Doctors without orders.
25:54Without borders, you daff bullock.
25:59Oh, yeah.
26:00We'd never more seduce me.
26:03Well, at least we can't say we ain't got a pot to piss in.
26:06I think somebody already did.
26:15What is that endless racket?
26:17Frogs fornicating.
26:21Don't we ever stop for a cigarette?
26:30Oh, yeah.
26:31Oh, yeah.
26:32Oh.
26:33Oh, yeah.
26:34Oh, yeah.
26:35What's that?
26:36Hello.
26:37Ooh.
26:38Whoa.
26:39Mm-hmm.
26:40Whoa.
26:41Uh-huh.
26:43Yeah.
26:44Oh, yeah.
26:45The lights are so dark.
26:46Yeah.
26:47Whoa.
26:48Oh, yeah.
26:49Oh.
26:50Oh, yeah.
26:53Hello, ma'am, and wait.
26:54Hey, my mother.
26:55Oh, nothing.
26:57Oh, yeah.
26:59Where'd you get that?
27:05Had it stashed in me boot.
27:08What are you planning on escaping, Nick?
27:09How far do you think you're going to get, man?
27:11I'm only planning to go as far as that other hutman then.
27:17Where's the guard at, Nick?
27:18What a prize.
27:20Dump what I don't, boy.
27:21To get his breakfast.
27:29What a cloud, Nick.
27:59Dump what I don't know.
28:17Buddy, you all right, lad?
28:19I was.
28:20All right.
28:21Is that you?
28:25Where are you?
28:26Here.
28:27I'm over here.
28:28With Dennis.
28:30You all right, mate?
28:32Yeah.
28:33No, um.
28:35Oh.
28:36Well, I twisted my anchor on the hike up here.
28:41Yeah, but they haven't roughed you up on out of there.
28:44No.
28:45Villages are all right.
28:46It's just the young nutters with the machine guns are the problem.
28:52What are you doing here?
28:53We're all here, man.
28:55Hostages, just like yourself.
28:57Oh.
28:58Look, we'll have a word with them, right?
29:00We'll try and get you up to our place.
29:02You got a place and all.
29:05Is it nicer than my place?
29:07Paul, can you see that paper lying there?
29:13Oh, bloody hell, man.
29:16He's still in all of his skull.
29:17I'm going to be a father.
29:23What do you think of the name Diana?
29:28That's if it's a...
29:30That's if it's a...
29:32That's if he's a boy, of course.
29:35Hang in there, buzzer.
29:49Aye.
29:49Aye, yes, all right.
29:50Bye-bye.
29:51Ta-ra for a beat.
29:52Oh, boy, it's the fags.
30:03Tense fags.
30:05What?
30:05Chuck his fags up, man, quick.
30:08There you go, mate.
30:14You want cigarette?
30:15Let's go.
30:19Let's go.
31:19Bye.
31:20Bye.
31:21Bye.
31:22Bye.
31:23Bye.
31:24Bye.
31:25Bye.
31:26Bye.
31:27Bye.
31:28Bye.
31:29Bye.
31:31Bye.
31:32Bye.
31:41Bye.
31:43Here, Ross.
31:57This will cool you down a bit.
31:59Oh, cheers.
32:01All right.
32:03Here, try and drink some of that, mate.
32:06Oh, sorry.
32:08Oh, cheers, kid.
32:11Oh.
32:13Oh, my arms feel six inches longer.
32:16Probably are, mate.
32:17I'll tell you what, those bastards mean business, you know.
32:19I'm going to have to tread very weary from now on.
32:22The old geezer seems okay.
32:24He didn't have nothing to say when them strung us up, did he?
32:27That all shit scared a bloody two dragons, aren't they?
32:31Did you see Barry?
32:32Aye.
32:33How is he?
32:35Bombed out on opium is how he is.
32:36Aye. Opium?
32:38Aye.
32:39Well, opium with ears like Marmite is back here, me and all.
32:44There's a jar in every hoose.
32:45I'll tell you what, after the day's experience, I don't want to pipe yourself.
32:50Did they not give you any food at all?
32:53Not a sausage, which incidentally I'd kill for.
32:56Oh, yeah.
32:57Please.
32:58With Branson Pickle.
33:00What are you doing, Boxy?
33:02Looking for bugs.
33:03What?
33:04I hardly think they'd want to listen in to our conversation.
33:07No, no.
33:08The edible sort.
33:09That's what them celebrities do on that survival show to survive.
33:14These look quite tasty.
33:15Bit of protein, eh?
33:16No, no, I'm not eating bugs.
33:21Try one of these, then.
33:23Help, I'm a brickie.
33:24Get me out of here.
33:43I wish you wouldn't do that, lad.
33:47Do what?
33:48That thing where you suck your teeth.
33:51It's really annoying.
33:52Oh, I haven't heard of stuff with it.
33:54Ah, well, if we're making wish lists, Oz,
33:57I wish you wouldn't keep scratching your privates.
34:00I never do.
34:01You do it so much, you don't even know you're doing it.
34:03God, I wish you lot would shut up.
34:06They'd been a prisoner of war.
34:08I used to love them films.
34:10The Wooden Horse.
34:12The Great Escape.
34:14Oh, I never heard of them.
34:15That was Germany, man.
34:17Taking the piss out of Crouch.
34:19Seemed to have such a good time in them stalags, didn't they?
34:24Philophytes and cocoa.
34:26Hadden radios and biscuit tins.
34:28Oh, wasn't much fun with the Japs.
34:32Torture, discerning, river crime.
34:35That was a great film.
34:36Is that the one about the bridge?
34:37Oh, ha.
34:39You've heard of that one, have you?
34:41Hey.
34:43What?
34:45You know why Alec Guinness built it, don't you?
34:48Forced to, wouldn't he?
34:49No, no, no, no, no.
34:50He did it for morale.
34:51To give his men a purpose.
34:55To stop them going bonkers from monotony and boredom.
34:58I think that's what we should do.
34:59Build the bridge.
35:00Well, build something.
35:02I mean, this would be outside.
35:04Anything's got to be better than being banged up in this bamboo sweat box.
35:08Great idea, then.
35:09Because then we can get our hands on some tools.
35:11And there's a fine line between a tool and a weapon.
35:27All right, man.
35:30You want to see me?
35:31Aye.
35:32I've got a proposition.
35:34You see, my friends and me, you know, we're not rich men.
35:38You know, no money, no part.
35:40You know, we're working men.
35:43You know, we work with our hands.
35:45See, we build things.
35:47So?
35:49Well, why don't we build you something?
35:52A wash house.
35:54What, how?
35:55Wash house, aye.
35:56I mean, you need one.
35:57You know, you've only got one tap for the whole village.
36:00And most of the time, the women have to carry all this water from the stream
36:04and they wash all their clothes with rocks.
36:07Why do you do this?
36:08Well, you need a wash house.
36:10You know, these people are still going to be living here.
36:12Long time after you, Vogue.
36:14Scarlet.
36:15No, no, no, no.
36:22Go now.
36:23That's not possible.
36:25Why don't I lead to my house?
36:28What is wrong?
36:29Let us do!
36:30Drop it off and let me go!
36:32You have to go live with me, too!
36:35That's not possible!
36:36You don't want me to go!
36:38To be honest, we won't take it.
36:39I, I almost remember you, I have to leave me there.
36:44I, I have to go.
36:46I, I will never let you go.
36:48I'll never let you go.
36:49I can't go.
36:50One two three
36:56That's it
36:58Yes, go on up here
37:00And hold it
37:02That's it
37:10That one on Mark
37:12Alright
37:14Nice
37:20I'm used to bullshit, but I've never leared bricks with it.
37:50It's just great to be backcrofting, isn't it?
37:57It takes your mind off things a bit.
37:59It certainly does, Lev.
38:05It seems very perky, Oz.
38:08Aye, it's because we're the team again, man.
38:10Hey, if you had to carry up to the team, you'd have Bobber over.
38:13Hey, Paul.
38:16We are doing you a monumental favour here, you know.
38:18I mean, your boys could have been helping us do this
38:21if they weren't out in the jungle running around playing cowboys.
38:25Oz, well, cool it.
38:32Fancy doing this when you grow a peanut?
38:34Bit of brickian?
38:36Biggie? Biggie.
38:38Yeah, or if you work with wood, peanut, you could be a chippy.
38:42Chippy.
38:43Chippy? Aye.
38:44Chippy.
38:45Chippy. Very good.
38:46Oh, I've got one younger than this at home.
38:54Mike, Alistair?
38:56Yep.
38:57And this is my mum, see?
39:00This is my intended.
39:02Elena.
39:02You don't know that, do you?
39:07You've only just met her.
39:08You haven't even done the deed yet.
39:10Doesn't matter.
39:11I just know.
39:13Just accept it, Oz.
39:15Barry's going to be your father, Moxie's going to be your husband.
39:17Yeah.
39:18But did you have some other plan for us, Oz?
39:21You know, a little bungalow in Whitley Bay.
39:24Be like the odd couple.
39:25You're talking at your arse, you bullock.
39:28Bullock.
39:30Bullock.
39:32Oi!
39:32Just about.
39:36What's going on?
39:38What's happening?
39:39Hard to see.
39:41Maybe they wanted to split this up and they're putting Oz and Dennis in with Borry.
39:45Oh, here then, Buzzer.
39:50Let's have you over there.
39:52They're letting him out!
39:53They're letting him out!
39:54Bully!
39:55Bully!
39:58Bully!
40:04Groggy but unbroken.
40:05Like Alec Guinness when he came out the sweatbox.
40:09WHISTLE BLOWS
40:10WHISTLE BLOWS
40:11WHISTLE BLOWS
40:12WHISTLE BLOWS
40:13WHISTLE BLOWS
40:14WHISTLE BLOWS
40:15There you go, buddy.
40:45Have a bowl of today's special, whatever it is.
40:50I've had pretty good grub, actually.
40:52And I'm always ravenous when I come off the pipe.
40:55Have you been smoking that shit, have you been here?
40:58Well, yeah, I've numb the anxiety.
41:02It's a way of life with these people, you know.
41:05They used to be poppy farmers.
41:08Before the government asked them to burn their crops and grow coffee or onions.
41:12Well, is that the grape? Is that the way they became bandits?
41:15Yeah.
41:16Well, imagine if you were in Bordeaux and they burned your vines and told you to grow rhubarb.
41:23See, what I don't get is we've been treated like crap since we got here.
41:26Then they're not being strung up by their thumbs and all the time you're talking a pipe a day and getting double dumplings.
41:30That's because they reckon he must be somebody important.
41:36Especially as us, like, looking for him.
41:39I can't believe you did.
41:41Why?
41:42Roared elephants, forded rivers, ate snakes.
41:45How's Tatiana?
41:49Did you see her?
41:51We're sent home, you know.
41:52Thought that would be best for the band.
41:55I go back home from Thailand to see my doctor.
42:00As wives and mothers, we're appealing to government to do something.
42:04What did you learn today?
42:06Well, to think they've narrowed down the area where the hostages might be held.
42:10They don't think they're in Thailand any longer.
42:12Apparently they're over the border and, um...
42:14Leos.
42:16Leos.
42:16Have ransom negotiations been initiated?
42:19This they don't want to say.
42:21I say to them, where is a troubleshooter?
42:24They'd cough up the dough quick enough if they were MPs or tycoons.
42:28Stella!
42:29Tatiana, Tatiana, thank you.
42:32I'm appealing directly to Tony Blair.
42:34Do something.
42:36Bring home this man.
42:38Bring home the father of my unborn child.
42:40Come on for me, Tatiana.
42:43Let's go!
42:52Hey, Wyman!
42:54Good piss there, man.
42:55This don't scream.
42:56Oh, sorry, then.
42:57Yeah, how are you, man?
42:59There's a tree back there with rubbery leaves.
43:02White plants.
43:04Why, there's a sudden interest in botany.
43:06Well, in the absence of bog rolls.
43:07Here, pal.
43:18Oh, but the gun.
43:20Do you know what it is?
43:21If I could get me hands on that gun,
43:23I'd shove it so far up his house.
43:26Oh, shut up, man.
43:27He doesn't understand you.
43:28And if he did, he'd get us all shut.
43:30Must be there last.
43:40Tell them it's steamed rice for dinner again tonight.
43:43Any news on the ransom money yet?
43:47No one pays.
43:48Nothing.
43:49No one pays.
43:54No one pays.
43:54Oh, damn.
44:24Hey, come on, here.
44:37Oh, damn.
44:42What's this?
44:44Lordy, where'd that come from?
44:46Uniquely, there's two dragons.
44:48I thought if we formed the British Consulate in Chiang Mai,
44:50maybe they could trace our location from the signal.
44:53Another one who has the number.
44:55Don't know directory enquiries, neither.
44:58Look, I've got to phone somebody.
45:00Just think, think, think.
45:01He's gonna wake up in a minute.
45:11Hello?
45:12Neville?
45:13Here's Neville.
45:15Are you safe?
45:17I'm fine, Peck.
45:18Listen.
45:19Don't ask us any questions, right?
45:21I need you to phone the OID in London
45:23and get us the number of the British Consulate in Chiang Mai.
45:27Has anybody got a phone?
45:28I need to keep this line open and I've got a call directory.
45:31Say hello to your dad.
45:34Hello.
45:35Hello.
45:36Hello, darling.
45:37Yeah.
45:38No, I'm missing you and all.
45:42Yeah.
45:43Daddy'll be home soon.
45:44All right, gentlemen.
45:45Water time.
45:46What do you want?
45:47Steel or sparkling?
45:48Shh.
45:49Whoa, whoa, whoa.
45:50What?
45:51Neville's nicked the phone.
45:52I see how she...
45:56I'm just getting the number now, Neville.
45:58Yeah?
46:00Right.
46:01Hang on a bit.
46:02Has anybody got a pencil?
46:22British Consulate?
46:23Hey, it's Neville Hope here.
46:25One of the hostages.
46:30I can't talk now, but I'll try and keep this line open so you can trace where we are.
46:38Den.
46:39Trouble.
46:40Shh.
46:41Ah!
46:42Just look here, Mr. Two Dragons.
46:44You do realise what's going on here, don't you?
46:46It's these British workers toiling in the... in the boiling heat for the benefit of your community.
46:53Mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the midday soon.
46:58There, I don't suppose no cards mean much to the humong, does it, eh?
47:01Now...
47:02Dennis!
47:03What?
47:04Say that again, and I'll knock that bloody block off.
47:07What?
47:08What you said, man, about my Marjorie.
47:10Oh, great.
47:11I meant that.
47:12Did you?
47:13Aye, I did.
47:16You make it up!
47:18Stop it!
47:19Yeah!
47:24Spop!
47:25No!
47:26No!
47:27No, no, no!
47:28No, no, no, no.
47:30Stop it!
47:38It's okay!
47:39It's okay.
47:40Nothing to worry about.
47:46Hey, you having enough time?
47:49Oh, no idea.
47:51How's Brenda?
47:52She says she's holding up.
47:54Did she see how Newcastle got on?
47:57Hey, you won't believe this, man.
47:59The phone buzzed just before I slung it, yeah?
48:01Text message so hit retrieve,
48:03and you'll never guess who it was from.
48:05Well, how are they then? Didn't milk it.
48:07Tarquin friggin' Pierce.
48:09You're kidding.
48:11He said he had to make payoffs to the local tribesmen.
48:14Where are the peoffs?
48:16And the payout for stitching them up in Cuba.
48:19That bastard!
48:27Cliff just took a call from the British consulate in Chiang Mai.
48:30About the boys?
48:31Yeah, we've got a rough bead on where they might be.
48:33It's in Laos.
48:35So the ball's in our court.
48:39Your Albert's still in some danger.
48:42I've never had much luck with men.
48:49What you gonna do?
48:50Yeah, go.
48:51Basically given the car a hombres in anquiampay,
48:53typed in a small boat together a month.
48:55There's a sharp stake they've looked at,
48:56see if my boys are in a small boat.
48:58My 2nd home just came by.
49:00There's a little hole.
49:01He really looks like a bike in a blue boat.
49:03Can't go.
49:04Greg just restore them.
49:05Can't go.
49:07A blue boat.
49:09A blue boat ride where that Joshua works out long.
49:10I'm feeling less here and never Ibiza yine.
49:12Now, look.
49:14I'm going.
49:15What you gonna do?
49:16Can't go.
49:16The power going on by the nooks.
49:37That chopper's put the wind up their kilts, yeah?
49:42Come down, come down, stop now!
49:44Stop now!
49:45Huh?
49:46Get the thing, will you?
49:48Get the thing, will you?
49:50Leave!
49:51Leave, will you?
49:51Now!
49:52They want to move us.
49:53If they do, we'll never get found.
50:00Now, now you can piss off, Pa, but we are staying put.
50:06What mean?
50:08It means we not go with you.
50:11I kill you.
50:18Then others come.
50:19Oh, it's supposed to be back to our own.
50:20We've got no choice, man.
50:21Hey!
50:22You've been there.
50:23Who is here?
50:23Who is here?
50:25You are going to go to the house with your own.
50:27Who is here?
50:28You're here.
50:29You're here.
50:30I'm going to go to the house with your own.
50:32You're here.
50:33Hey, that's for all of you dragons, this is for the other.
50:58I have to say it's ten years.
51:12You mad bastard. I've been tramping around these bloody hills for hours.
51:16Did you bring any beer? I did actually sport. I bought a couple of six packs.
51:19But I finished it last time for lunch.
51:23Hey, uh, what's this guy doing? Oh, he's like the head bollock.
51:27And his own are very bruised.
51:30Right, well, uh, get yourselves together, lads,
51:32because when we get down the valley, I can, uh, I can whistle up a chopper.
51:35Well, you, mate, why don't you send that right direction?
51:39Hey, hang on a minute. We're forgetting something, aren't we?
51:43We haven't finished this yet, man. These villagers aren't going anywhere.
51:47You know, we promised them a wash house.
51:53Uh, I totally agree with Dennis.
51:56We can't leave them in the lurch.
51:58Plus, they've been extremely kind to me. It's not right.
52:02Give us a break, guys.
52:04Then, man, in three days we can't be back in Bangkok,
52:08where some of us have unfinished business in a whirlpool.
52:13Oz, can you remember us ever not finishing a job?
52:23Nev?
52:25Well, in Africa, but there was only a spot of plastering to do right.
52:29It doesn't ship right, man.
52:31Have you guys gone mad in the sun or something?
52:38No. Den's right.
52:42Go and get yourself a bowl of noodles, Pat.
52:45We've got a roof to finish.
52:47Yeah.
52:55Army fine hostages.
52:57My people leave village.
53:02No hostage.
53:05Sir?
53:06Now no one will pay money.
53:08Not my fault.
53:09Find yourself another hostage.
53:17Maybe I've found one.
53:34Hang on a minute.
53:37Um...
53:41Oh, my lad!
53:43I'm sure the scene is coming.
53:45Passing the books along the road.
53:47Yes, the scene is running.
53:48While the lights and lights are there.
53:50I was found a kiss.
53:52And down the longest cuts the road!
53:58Kitty!
54:03How's it looking?
54:04How's it looking?
54:05You looking in all, man?
54:06What?
54:08Something.
54:10Hey, guys.
54:11Come on.
54:12Green!
54:13Hey!
54:17All right, miss?
54:27Okay.
54:28Smile!
54:29Breathe!
54:30Breathe!
54:31Breathe!
54:32Rub your...
54:33Breathe!
54:34And rub your bellies!
54:35Bounce!
54:36Bounce!
54:37Bounce!
54:38Bounce!
54:39Bounce!
54:40Bounce!
54:41Bounce!
54:42Bounce!
54:53Bounce!
54:54Bounce!
54:56Bounce!
55:01Kiamagoi!
55:02You've certainly had a chequered career since you joined us.
55:16I'm going to have to keep you away from the world's trouble spots.
55:19It might make them worse.
55:21Well, we're no strangers to danger.
55:24We've had enough for a bit, like, you know.
55:27Your outfit's somewhat depleted.
55:30Well, just temporarily.
55:33Some of the lads want to catch up with their lives again after a ordeal in the jungle.
55:38We could enlist others.
55:40Top rank, obviously.
55:41Or we could join another team, you know, if you like.
55:44As long as us three stick together.
55:47Well, in that case, I might have something for you.
55:51Stable regime, moderate climate, no mosquitoes.
55:55Someone's championed.
55:56Aye.
56:00Oh, hey.
56:07Look at this.
56:09Found this in the drawer when I was packing.
56:13Oh, hey, look at us.
56:16I always was a handsome buster.
56:19Hey, won't you bring this here when you told her we're going back to Germany?
56:24She said, I'll feed her then, pet.
56:26That's why I'm breaking away
56:29I'm not trying to run
56:32I'm trying to hide
56:34What can I win if I'm losing my pride?
56:39Won't let tomorrow be like today
56:43That's why I'm breaking away
56:46Ooh, breaking away
56:50Come to find a better way
56:55Until the good times
56:58World around the day
57:01Ooh, breaking away
57:07Come to find a better way
57:12Until the good times
57:15World around the day
57:18I'll feed the same
57:22I'll feed the same
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