Goblins Steal From Pirates!

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The baddest dudes on the Seven Seas are the goblin pirates!!! #goblin #lordoftherings #fantasy #anime #cartoon #clashroyale

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00:00Ahoy, mateys! Welcome back to the channel. For today's story, we be heading over to the mystical

00:07land on Middle-earth, where the goblins be stealing from the pirates. Aye, that'd be right.

00:14Our story begins with a band of goblins sneaking aboard the ship. The infamous Captain Bloodworm.

00:22See? These goblins? They weren't your ordinary run-of-a-mail goblins? No. Sir, these goblins,

00:31they were special. They were led by one particularly nasty piece of work named Snargle,

00:36who had a particular fondness for shiny objects. And what's more, they were all armed to the teeth

00:42with swords and bows and even a few pistols, which they'd stolen from unsuspecting travelers

00:48along their journey to the sea. As for Captain Bloodworm, he was a fearsome pirate,

00:53known throughout the seven seas for his cruelty and his greed. His ship, the Crimson Fang,

01:00was filled to the brim with treasure, and he wasn't afraid to use it to get what he wanted.

01:05But there were rumors that the captain had stolen something from someone he probably shouldn't have,

01:11and that someone was none other than the Balrog of Moria himself, Durin's Bane, the Lord of the Nazgul.

01:18Now, the details of this tale are a bit murky, but it's said that the captain had stolen Durin's Bane's

01:25favorite hat, a simple yet elegant black fedora, and replaced it with a cheap knock-off.

01:32Well, Durin's Bane wasn't too pleased about this, and he sent his nine Nazgul servants to retrieve his

01:38property. But the servants, or NAZG, as they were more commonly known, couldn't just storm the ship

01:46and take what they wanted. No, they had to be sneaky about it, like ninjas in the night. So they waited

01:52until the ship had docked in the port city of Bree, and then they snuck aboard while the crew was

01:59sleeping off their latest plunder. The Nazgul were big, even bigger than the goblins. Really? And they

02:05moved with a grace and precision that was truly terrifying. They made quick work of the guards,

02:12taking them out, one by one, without a sound. And before long, they had reached the captain's cabin,

02:18but they didn't find the hat they were looking for. In fact, they found something much more

02:24interesting. A whole horde of goblins fast asleep in the very same cabin. It seems that Snargle and his

02:31Mary-Ban had snuck aboard the ship earlier that night to do a bit of stealing themselves. But they

02:36hadn't gotten very far. As it turned out, Snargle was no match for the Naz. And soon enough, he and

02:43his men were tied up and gagged, left with nothing but their undies on their backs. And now you're

02:49probably wondering, what did the Nazgul do with these goblins? Well, some say they tossed M into the

02:57sea, leaving them to the mercy of the waves. Others say they took M back to Mordor, where they

03:04were never seen again. But there's one story that I like the best. You see, when the sun began to rise,

03:11the goblins were let go, and Snargle was given a choice. He could either lead the Naz to the captain,

03:17or he could keep the treasury D already stolen and become the new captain of the Crimson Fang.

03:23Now, Snargle wasn't a fool. He knew that if he chose the first option, he and his men would be

03:29the ones swinging from the rigging by morning. So he chose the second option, and he became the

03:34captain of the Crimson Fang. Aye, that be right! The goblins were now running the seas, plundering

03:42and pillaging as they pleased, all thanks to the stupidity of one nasty piece of goblin work.

03:48And as for the black fedora, well, it was never seen again, or at least that's what they all said.

03:55But there's a rumor, just a rumor, mind you, that Snargle eventually sold the hat to a second-hand

04:03dealer in the Shire, and that Bilbo Begins was the one who bought it. But that's just a silly

04:08hobbit-hole fantasy, or is it? Who knows? Now, since we've plundered and pillaged our way to the end

04:15of our tale, it's time to set sail for home. I hope you enjoyed today's story. Goblins steal

04:22from pirates, if they did. Be sure to like, comment, and subscribe, so they don't miss

04:29out on any of our future taleys. And remember, keep an eye out for those pesky goblins, even

04:36if ye be sail in, te hi say us, for who can tell where their little ships may pop up from

04:42next. Until next time, miharis, we bid thee all a fond farewell.

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