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00:00Previously on Desperate Housewives, Carlos' niece arrived.
00:05We want you to be part of this family, but you will obey our rules.
00:08Lynette and Tom got big news.
00:10We're gonna have another baby.
00:12Twins.
00:13You had actually sent your wife to prison?
00:15My wife? No. My ex-wife? You bet.
00:19Orson resorted to blackmail.
00:21I think you're the most fascinating woman that I have ever met.
00:24And Carl made his move.
00:26Catherine's marriage to Mike.
00:27That woman I was with, tell her I had to go. It's an emergency.
00:30Was put on hold.
00:31You guys are in danger. Get out of that car. Get away from Dave.
00:35And when the dust settled, wedding bells were ringing for someone.
00:45The veil was made from the finest silk.
00:51The garter was trimmed with handmade lace.
00:54The shoes were designed by the top couturier in Milan.
01:02You see, the bride wanted only the best for her wedding day.
01:07Because she was about to marry the best man in the world.
01:11For the second time.
01:16How do you feel?
01:17Like the worst person in the world.
01:19Don't do this to yourself.
01:21Catherine is never gonna forgive me for this.
01:23Mom, this is your day.
01:26You and Mike were meant to be together.
01:29Wish me luck.
01:30Then by the power vested in me,
01:39I now pronounce you husband and wife.
01:42You may kiss the bride.
01:44Yes, the bride wanted the best wedding money could buy.
02:06But as she left the altar, it suddenly occurred to her.
02:14Sorry I'm late.
02:15Did I miss anything?
02:17She should have spent more on security.
02:20It's not hard to find sin in the suburbs.
02:38Just look behind closed doors.
02:42That's where you'll find your neighbors cheating on their taxes.
02:48And drinking too much vodka.
02:50And stealing their father's magazines.
02:56Yes, the suburbs are filled with sinners.
02:59Some of whom occasionally repent.
03:03We can't do this.
03:05It's adultery.
03:07Luckily, we're both adults.
03:09Stop.
03:11I'm married.
03:12Yes, to a man who's blackmailing you.
03:15Don't you think making love to your divorce lawyer
03:17would be a nifty way to get back at him?
03:20No, no, no.
03:25What the hell?
03:26If I'm going to break a commandment,
03:27I don't want it to be for a quickie on this couch.
03:29Who said quickie?
03:30I've got 40 minutes before my 10 o'clock.
03:32And thou shalt get sweaty.
03:35I want to do this.
03:36I do, but not here.
03:37I need to feel special.
03:40But you are special.
03:42You say you've never made love to another woman on this couch?
03:46Not a special woman.
03:48Okay, okay.
03:49I get it, I get it.
03:51I want this to be nice for you.
03:53I'll find us a hotel.
03:54Well, call me later when you've set something up.
03:56Done.
03:59And just so we're clear,
04:01this visit was not billable.
04:05Morning.
04:06I'm late for school.
04:07I don't have time for breakfast.
04:09At least take a muffin.
04:11Thank you, Uncle Carlos.
04:13It's kind of warm for a sweatshirt, isn't it?
04:15Oh, it gets really cold in the classroom.
04:19Stop.
04:22Lift it up.
04:24Gabby.
04:25Girls who spend an hour on makeup
04:26do not wear baggy sweatshirts.
04:28Lift it.
04:34Well, that ought to heat up the classroom.
04:37Go and change.
04:38Gabby, what is your problem?
04:40All the girls in my class dress like this.
04:42That's why your school nurse is an obstetrician.
04:44Wear something else.
04:46Fine.
04:46I'll borrow one of your tops.
04:49It might be exciting for it to go someplace
04:51besides the supermarket.
04:55Hey, you, I can hit.
05:02Do you see what I have to put up with?
05:05It was just a shirt.
05:06Yeah?
05:07And when she came home past curfew,
05:09it was just 40 minutes.
05:10And when she took money from my purse,
05:12it was just $5.
05:13Why do you always make excuses for her?
05:15She's had a sad life.
05:17Her mom's in jail.
05:18Her dad walked out.
05:19Yeah, yeah.
05:20She's one dead dog away from a country song.
05:22I don't care.
05:23Well, maybe she would calm down
05:25if she felt a little more secure here.
05:28I'm not signing those papers.
05:29We need to be her legal guardians.
05:31And look after her for the next two years?
05:33No.
05:33Until I see a change in her behavior,
05:35I'm keeping all my options open.
05:37Is this better?
05:40Yes.
05:41Very nice.
05:45Stop.
05:45What do I smell?
06:08Despair, mortality, paralyzing fear.
06:13Oh.
06:15I thought it was waffles.
06:16Do you realize that when these twins finish high school,
06:19I'll be in my 60s?
06:21No.
06:23No, you'll be in your, uh...
06:25Huh.
06:27At their graduation,
06:28I will be the crazy old lady with oatmeal on her chin.
06:31Look, I know this wasn't planned,
06:33but we can do this.
06:35I mean, we had a lot of fun raising the first four kids.
06:38But we were done, Tom.
06:40We were across the finish line.
06:42No more diapers.
06:45No more strained carrots.
06:46No more reading stupid goodnight moon.
06:48Lynette.
06:48And with Preston going to Europe,
06:50we even had one moving out.
06:53We will never be done
06:55if we birth two every time one moves out.
06:58That's just math.
07:00Eight and a half months to go.
07:06Yay.
07:12Are you all right?
07:15You know, it's funny.
07:17I was never able to picture us old together.
07:19Sitting on the porch, gray hair.
07:22I tried.
07:24But I could never see it.
07:28I'm sorry.
07:30Oh, Catherine, you don't have...
07:33Mike, please.
07:35I don't need another reminder of you.
07:46So, how'd it go?
07:48How was she?
07:50She was okay.
07:52Okay?
07:53What does that mean?
07:54Did you tell her everything?
07:56Did you tell her we're getting married?
07:57Yeah.
07:58I think she's trying to take the high road.
08:00The high road.
08:01As in, I wish you and Susan the best?
08:04Or the high road as in,
08:05when I cut Susan's brake line,
08:06she'll careen off the high road.
08:08Well, she knows it's over.
08:10And she's dealing with it.
08:13It must have been really hard for you.
08:17Yeah, it was.
08:19But, now that she knows,
08:21it'll be easier when you talk to her.
08:23Me talk to her?
08:24Uh, why?
08:25Why?
08:26Why?
08:27She's the one who was dating her.
08:29I just...
08:30I don't...
08:31I think we're good now.
08:34Honey, you're gonna have to deal with her at some point.
08:37Fine.
08:38Yes.
08:38I will.
08:39I will.
08:39Um, just, uh, not today.
08:41Because today, Julie's coming home.
08:43And, uh, you know, I want to get her settled in.
08:47So...
08:47What about tomorrow?
08:48Oh, that's not good either.
08:50Because Julie and I are gonna pick out my wedding dress.
08:52You live right across the street from her.
08:54You can't avoid her for the next 50 years.
08:55Well, not 50.
08:57Just till she's too old to throw things.
09:00Don't worry about it.
09:04I think Catherine's really gonna surprise you.
09:27All of the windows are triple-pane energy efficient.
09:29Oh, and I should mention, the hardwood floors were completely redone recently.
09:32Black walnut.
09:34That's nice.
09:37So, do you have any questions for me?
09:39No, I think you, uh, pretty much got it covered.
09:41Really?
09:42Check me out.
09:45I'm... I'm new at this.
09:46I just got my broker's license last week.
09:49Congratulations.
09:51It's a pretty nice house for your first listing.
09:53I got really lucky.
09:54The woman who handled the properties of the neighborhood,
09:56she slammed her car into a pole and got fried by a power line.
09:59Like I say, congrats.
10:03Look, Mrs. Bullen's been awfully quiet, though.
10:05What do you think?
10:07Me?
10:08I'm thinking you're full of crap.
10:10I'm sorry?
10:11Well, the fact that we can afford this place says to me something is wrong with it.
10:15So, uh, start talking.
10:17Mold, termites, leaky roof.
10:20Honestly, I have told you everything that I know.
10:23Sure.
10:24You could play it like that.
10:25But if we do buy this place, and it turns into a money pit,
10:29I'm gonna need to take my anger out on someone.
10:32Like maybe the realtor who made a big deal out of telling us he lives right across the street.
10:38Okay, well, I don't know that this is actually considered a flaw,
10:44but a while ago, the lady who was living here,
10:48she was apparently going through kind of a tough time,
10:50and long story short, she committed suicide.
10:56Shot herself.
10:59In the head.
11:00In this room.
11:06That's it?
11:07Well, yeah.
11:12We'll take it.
11:13Really?
11:14Oh, that is so, that is, that is, okay, I'll just, I'll just get the paperwork.
11:26It's a nice place.
11:28I think we could be happy here.
11:30Right, Danny?
11:33Why are you asking me?
11:36I didn't want to move here.
11:39Oh, honey.
11:41Whose fault was that?
11:46Julie!
11:47What?
11:47I don't want to see her!
11:51No, but...
12:00Oh, Angie, these are incredible.
12:02What do you call them again?
12:04Pit sales.
12:05Come on, eat up.
12:05I made six dozen.
12:06My grandmother's recipes were always for 30 people.
12:08Trust me, she'd fatten you four up in a week.
12:11These go straight to your ass.
12:13Okay, I'm sorry, do you guys not say ass?
12:18Sure we do.
12:19Come on, Bree.
12:20Sure.
12:22So, uh, Susan tells me that your son is about to start college.
12:26Mm-hmm.
12:27We're just dealing with some paperwork, but he should be starting sometime next week.
12:31Oh, I thought he was already in class.
12:32He asked Julie to tutor him in math.
12:34Really?
12:37Oh, that must be Catherine.
12:39I'll get it.
12:41Catherine.
12:42You didn't say Catherine was coming.
12:44She's just dropping something off.
12:46What's the matter?
12:46You've seen her since this mic thing.
12:48Oh, yeah.
12:49Sort of.
12:50Your voice just got very high.
12:52You have talked to her, haven't you?
12:53I'm going to.
12:56I've just been so busy with all the wedding plans.
12:59Yeah, I wouldn't open with that.
13:02Hi.
13:02I'm just dropping off the menu for the Davenport Anniversary Party.
13:07You finished that already?
13:08It's three months away.
13:10Well, I have a lot of free time on my hands these days.
13:14Hello, Susan.
13:16Oh!
13:18Hi, Catherine.
13:20How are you doing?
13:24Haven't seen you in a while.
13:26Well, I've been using the back door a lot more lately.
13:30Catherine, your buttons...
13:35I don't know where my head is anymore.
13:50Oh, was it just me?
13:52Was that the most awkward moment ever?
13:54You bet your sweet ass it was.
13:55Oh, could you get me a glass of water, please?
14:05You got it.
14:05Thanks.
14:11It's our first.
14:13Yeah, I got that.
14:14How about you?
14:16Four at home, two on the way.
14:19Oh, big family.
14:21You're so blessed.
14:22I just can't imagine anything better than being a mommy.
14:29Really?
14:30I mean, I know it's a lot of work, but luckily, my husband plans to be really hands-on.
14:35Yeah, that's not gonna happen.
14:40Pardon?
14:41Oh, he'll be there at first.
14:42Maybe even change a diaper or two until the novelty wears off.
14:45But those 4 a.m. feedings he said he'd help out with, forget it.
14:49Oh, you don't know my Johnny.
14:51He's different.
14:52Does he have boobs?
14:55No.
14:56Then you're the only bar in town.
14:58That baby can scream into a bullhorn and Johnny won't budge.
15:02Uh, okay.
15:05Thanks.
15:07I'm not done.
15:09You see this?
15:11You'll never wear a bikini again.
15:13But you've had four kids, and you look good.
15:16You haven't seen me naked.
15:18My stomach looks like Spanish stucco,
15:21and my breasts resemble two balloons you find behind the couch a week after the party.
15:26You know, most women say this is the greatest experience of their life.
15:30Most women are liars.
15:33My mother was a liar, and her mother was a liar, and your mother is a liar.
15:37It's a lie.
15:37Every generation tells the next so they can get grandchildren.
15:40Please stop talking to me.
15:42No.
15:42You need to hear this.
15:44You have to be prepared.
15:45Your children will hit you and steal from your purse.
15:49Your husband will begin to buy your birthday presents at the car wash.
15:52And the kicker, for the rest of your life, there will be so many moments when you feel lonely,
15:58but you will never be alone.
16:00They were out of water.
16:06Is juice okay?
16:14Hormones.
16:15Get used to it.
16:17I believe we are finally going to do this.
16:21You're not an easy woman to pin down,
16:23but I sure am going to enjoy trying.
16:26What?
16:33This is not what I was expecting.
16:37Hey, I think I look pretty good from my age.
16:39Not you, Carl.
16:40The room.
16:41It's filthy and hideous.
16:44Well, I took you to a nice hotel last week,
16:46and we had to leave because you saw someone you knew.
16:49Who are we going to run into here?
16:50Well, certainly not a cleaning lady.
16:52Okay, so it's a little dusty.
16:53But trust me, once I get started, you'll never even notice.
16:58My God, those sheets.
16:59What's wrong with them?
17:00They're discolored, threadbare, and reek of industrial bleach.
17:05You give me five minutes, they'll reek of us.
17:07Carl, I'm not going to lie on that revolting sheet,
17:09wondering how many junkies have died on it.
17:11What do you want me to do about it?
17:16Ooh, Egyptian cotton.
17:18These are pretty, aren't they?
17:20Great. Love them. Let's go.
17:21It doesn't help when you say that about every single set.
17:24Bree, an hour ago I was half naked.
17:27Now I'm sheet shopping.
17:28Forgive me if I'm an easy sell.
17:30I'm just not sure this color will match the carpet.
17:33I'll get them in blue.
17:34I'll tell you what they'll match then.
17:36Fine. I'll take these.
17:38Now, we just need to stop for some flowers.
17:41Flowers?
17:42I just want this affair to be nice.
17:43You know, you don't want this affair to be nice.
17:50You don't want it at all.
17:51Don't be silly.
17:53Of course I do.
17:54You may think you do.
17:56But I've been chasing you for two weeks.
17:58And you've done nothing but throw up roadblocks.
18:00Not tonight.
18:02Not this hotel.
18:03Not those sheets.
18:05Carl, if you think I've been leading you on, you're wrong.
18:08Bree, it's not your fault.
18:10It's just who you are.
18:12You're a good girl who never breaks the rules, no matter how miserable it makes her.
18:16I thought a little Carl time might brighten your day.
18:19But there's not much I can do for someone who would rather be good than happy.
18:34Can I help you?
18:35I've got a delivery for Susan Meyer, but she's not home.
18:38Do you mind signing for her?
18:39Oh, that must be her gown.
18:46Of course I'll take it.
18:49We do things like this for each other all the time.
18:52In fact, just last month, she took in something of mine.
18:54Oh, God.
19:12Oh, God.
19:13Oh, God.
19:13Oh, God.
19:13Oh, God.
19:13Um, Catherine, it's me.
19:22I've just come over to pick up my...
19:25Hello, Susan.
19:30Okay, I did not see that coming.
19:33It's just so beautiful.
19:35I couldn't resist.
19:37Well, thank you for taking such good care of it.
19:44But I should probably go now, so if you just want to slip it off and...
19:52Oh, wait.
19:53I have to check on my sauce.
19:56Sauce?
20:00Mmm.
20:01Doesn't that smell good?
20:04It smells done.
20:05Why don't you step away from the pot?
20:11Oh, no.
20:12The secret is you have to keep stirring.
20:17You know?
20:18I really love this fabric.
20:21It feels so expensive.
20:23It is.
20:25That's why they had it all protected with that acid-free tissue paper and plastic garment bag.
20:31Huh.
20:33Maybe I should give you some of this sauce to take to Mike.
20:39He used to love my sauce.
20:42Of course.
20:44He used to love me, too.
20:48Okay, enough with the sauce.
20:52I want my dress back.
20:53Now.
21:02Of course.
21:02I'm sorry.
21:03Can you please unzip me?
21:05Mmm.
21:12It really is a beautiful dress.
21:18Captain was actually wearing the dress?
21:20Yes.
21:21Stop blocking my white.
21:23Keep blotting.
21:24Mom, relax.
21:25We got all the spots.
21:26No, I still see flecks of red.
21:27It's your third wedding.
21:28An all-white dress was going to be a stretch anyway.
21:30Do me a favor.
21:31Save the my mom's a slut jokes for the toast.
21:34You think I should go talk to her again?
21:37What?
21:37Why?
21:38Well, she's obviously hurting more than I thought.
21:40Excuse me.
21:41She kidnapped my wedding dress and held a pot of sauce to its head.
21:45How could you possibly defend her?
21:46I'm not defending her.
21:48I'm just a little concerned.
21:49Aren't you?
21:50No!
21:51I mean, yes, I was.
21:54But at this point, I'm a little sick of her.
21:57Do you know that when I tell people that I'm getting married, no one says congratulations?
22:01They all say, oh my God, is Catherine okay?
22:03How's Catherine?
22:04Does no one remember that you were with me first?
22:07She stole my leftovers.
22:09Does nobody remember that?
22:11Did she just refer to me as leftovers?
22:13My point is that I didn't do anything wrong.
22:16You and I have a child.
22:19And I am just tired of feeling like the other woman.
22:25The scary part is that the two women you could marry, that's the stable one.
22:28Thanks for taking me to the store.
22:34I promised Roy I'd make him meatloaf.
22:36Now, I think it's sweet that you found a male companion at this stage in your life.
22:39Roy's no companion.
22:41Man has seen Paris.
22:45That's right, I'm back in the saddle.
22:47See, it started one night when Roy asked if my bathtub was big enough for two years.
22:51Yay!
22:52You want me to crash the car?
22:53Because I will.
23:03Hey, Aunt Gabby.
23:04Need your car washed?
23:06Oh, I'm Aunt Gabby now.
23:08Let me guess, you want something?
23:11Well, there is a party tomorrow night.
23:13Really?
23:20Okay, you can go.
23:22Seriously?
23:23Well, if you can make an effort around here, then I guess I can too.
23:28Just be home by 10.
23:31Yeah, that's the thing.
23:33The party doesn't start till 11.
23:36What kind of party starts at 11?
23:37This new dance club is opening downtown, and it is like the hottest thing ever.
23:42Everybody's going.
23:43Not everybody.
23:45It's a school night, and you know the rules.
23:48But thank you for washing the car.
23:49Well, she's quite the charmer.
23:58Do you see what I'm dealing with?
24:00I mean, Carlos and I basically took her off the street.
24:02You'd think she'd be grateful.
24:03But every day is a battle.
24:04I don't know how to get through to her.
24:06Teenage girls.
24:07That's the best reason for not having kids.
24:10Thank God Roy had a vasectomy.
24:11So, based on the data given for this population, and using the standard deviation formula,
24:22what do you think this variable is?
24:25Would you like to go to a movie sometime?
24:26It's not like it would be a date or anything.
24:34We're friends, right?
24:37Friends go to movies all the time.
24:39I don't know if you know that.
24:41Did you know that?
24:44I didn't know that.
24:48Okay.
24:48Really?
24:52That's great.
24:54Hey, Julie.
24:55Nice to see you again.
24:57Danny, do me a favor.
24:58Take the trash out, will you?
25:00Uh, can I do it a little later?
25:03Yeah.
25:04Yeah, you could, but I think you're going to do it right now.
25:13He thinks we're doing that.
25:15Doing what?
25:17Not shooting him down.
25:19I know he's probably not your type.
25:21No, I like him.
25:23He's nice.
25:24Oh, yeah, yeah, but, uh, clearly not in your league.
25:34I'm sorry you have to work late, sweetie.
25:36Don't worry about us.
25:37Everything is fine here.
25:40Good night, Anna.
25:42Oh, sorry.
25:43And I paid me $5.
26:02Oh, hey, muscles.
26:02I need a lift.
26:13Oh, hey, muscles.
26:14I need a lift.
26:19Woo, hey, can, can, scan.
26:20Um, excuse me.
26:38Sorry to interrupt, but can I have your attention, please?
26:41Oh, hey, my niece is somewhere in this building.
26:52She's got brown hair, gold leggings, a cream top, which she took from my closet.
26:58So, if you could just look around and point her out.
27:04No, hey, hey, this is important, okay?
27:06She's only 16, and she came here even though she knew she wasn't supposed to.
27:11Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, either you find my niece, or I will call the cops with their
27:21drug-sniffing dogs.
27:22Aww.
27:25We found her!
27:28We're out of here!
27:28We're out of here!
27:29We're out of here!
27:30Stop!
27:31Put me down!
27:32It's got somebody...
27:34Get your hands off me!
27:35Let me do it!
27:36What are you doing?
27:38Ugh!
27:40Thank you, everybody.
27:45I told you not to mess with me.
27:47Go!
27:48Go!
27:50Go!
27:52I cannot keep doing this, Anna.
28:02Or what?
28:04You're going to throw me out?
28:07Fine.
28:09You'd actually be doing me a favor.
28:12I can take care of myself.
28:15You're 16.
28:16How exactly are you going to make money?
28:20I'm...
28:21I'm going to be a model.
28:22A model?
28:25Yeah.
28:26You know, people tell me that I'm pretty enough.
28:29I will just...
28:29I'll go to Paris or New York and I'll get discovered.
28:33And I will be rich and famous.
28:36And no one will ever tell me what to do again.
28:39And you really think it's that easy to become a model?
28:42It was for you.
28:44And you left home when you were only 15.
28:46No, I left because I had to.
28:48My stepfather was...
28:50Not a nice man.
28:53My mother didn't care about me.
28:55My father left when I was three.
28:57And my mother's been in and out of prison ever since.
29:01I can beat you at this game.
29:03This is not a game, Anna.
29:04This is your life.
29:05You can't scare me, all right?
29:07And I don't stay where I'm not wanted.
29:09Oh, don't give me that.
29:10We feed you.
29:11We put a roof over your head.
29:12And you're also keeping all your options open.
29:15Oh, good, you're back.
29:32The girls haven't made a peep.
29:39Debbie?
29:40Debbie?
29:40Debbie?
29:40Debbie?
29:40Debbie?
29:41Debbie?
29:41Debbie?
29:42Debbie?
29:42Debbie?
29:42Debbie?
29:43No more options.
29:56I am now officially your guardian.
29:59So what?
30:00I'm supposed to hug you now?
30:02No, you're not going to want to hug me.
30:04Because from here on out, I am going to be watching you like a hawk.
30:08I want to know where you are going, who you are going with, and when you are coming home.
30:13And I'm going to keep you from ruining that life you are so anxious to start living.
30:19You are so mean.
30:22Yeah.
30:23And I wish.
30:27I wish someone had been this mean to me when I was your age.
30:32Danny, look, it's complicated.
30:47No, it's really simple, Julie.
30:50You only care about us yourself.
30:52Please, let me explain.
30:53Go to hell.
31:02Catherine said you were here.
31:12I thought since you were already in church, we might see the pastor and schedule some counseling sessions.
31:16I don't need counseling, Orson.
31:18I need a divorce.
31:19Don't tell me we don't need counseling.
31:21You've been sleeping in the guest room for weeks.
31:23It's not right.
31:24I agree.
31:25And if you had an ounce of chivalry, you'd have given me the master.
31:28You might think that withholding sex will make me give up on us, but I can be very patient.
31:36You do realize in prison I went three whole years without any sex.
31:40No, but thank you for clearing up a question I never quite knew how to ask.
31:45Three.
31:46Eight years ago, we stood at an altar like this, and we made a vow before God to love each other.
31:53Do you think I haven't struggled with this?
31:55I've struggled with this in ways you can't even begin to imagine.
31:59Then let me help you.
32:00I can make you happy again.
32:02How?
32:03By blackmailing me?
32:05I'm not your wife anymore, Orson.
32:06I'm your captive.
32:08Don't you feel any remorse at all over that?
32:10Of course I do.
32:12But sometimes guilt is a small price to pay for happiness.
32:16There it is, baby number one.
32:26Oh my God, it was so worth cutting class to hear this.
32:29And there's number two.
32:32Good strong heartbeats.
32:34Isn't that great, Lynette?
32:37Yeah, terrific.
32:39I'll get the nurse, have her come clean you up.
32:52So what's with you?
32:55What?
32:56That was an amazing moment.
32:58You just sat there like you didn't even care.
33:04I'm just tired.
33:06I know this has been a shock, and I'm trying to give you time, but it's been three months.
33:11When are you going to start getting excited about our kids?
33:13I don't love them.
33:34I don't love them.
33:40Lynette.
33:41Please.
33:42Don't look at me that way.
33:46If I can't talk to you about this, then I am in big trouble.
33:51You're just upset because this wasn't planned.
33:55None of them were planned.
33:57But I loved each of our kids the moment I knew they were coming.
34:03It's different this time.
34:07I don't love these babies.
34:09Stop saying that.
34:18When you hold them in your arms, you will care about these kids just as much as the others.
34:25I think I left something in the car.
34:39I'll see you inside.
34:41I think I left something in the car.
34:53I'll see you inside.
34:54Orson will drink too much today, like he always does at weddings.
35:06He'll be asleep by 9.
35:07Meet me at the Shangri-La Motel at 9.30.
35:10And you won't bail on me again?
35:12I booked the room last night. I've already changed the sheets and cleaned the bathroom.
35:15Kiss me.
35:22What happened to the good girl?
35:24She decided guilt's a small price to pay for happiness.
35:35Frankly, I think it looked better on me.
35:38Catherine, what are you doing here?
35:42You may have noticed that I've been out of sorts lately, and I just couldn't understand why.
35:47I mean, sure, I was dumped by the love of my life, but it was more than that.
35:52And then it hit me.
35:54My friend, who was sort of responsible for my world imploding,
35:59never bothered to cross the street to see how I was doing.
36:12I didn't have the decency to apologize.
36:21I am very, very...
36:23No, not here.
36:25Out there.
36:26In the hallway?
36:27In your ceremony, everybody in town knows you humiliated me.
36:32I think I deserve a public apology.
36:36In the middle of my wedding?
36:38I found the perfect spot.
36:40Right here.
36:42After the reading from Ecclesiastes and right before...
36:45We've only just begun.
36:47I am not doing that.
36:50Yes, you will.
36:51For I will create a scene so ugly,
36:54your guests will still be talking about it on your golden anniversary.
36:57Three.
37:05Okay.
37:09But I am not happy about this.
37:11Oh, try to smile anyway.
37:14Nobody likes a grumpy bride.
37:17Why don't we just get this over with?
37:20Would you mind getting my gloves?
37:22They are in the garment bag.
37:27I'm sorry.
37:32It's just until after the ceremony.
37:34Susan!
37:36And from this day forward,
37:39you shall be each other's home.
37:41You shall be each other's sanctuary.
37:45Susan, let me out!
37:50With this ring, I do what?
37:57Sorry I'm late.
38:20Did I miss anything?
38:22What the hell?
38:23What are you doing here?
38:25Susan knows.
38:25Look, I don't know what you want,
38:33but I'm asking you nicely to leave.
38:38And if you don't,
38:40so help me, God,
38:41I will drag you out of this church myself.
38:43I'll go.
38:57I'll go.
38:58I...
38:58I just want to...
39:04I'll go.
39:10Catherine, wait!
39:11Hello, everybody.
39:22I just want to say something.
39:26Oh, we don't need this on the video.
39:30Um...
39:31When Mike asked me to marry him,
39:34again,
39:35it was one of the happiest days of my life.
39:37But for someone else,
39:39it was the day her whole world fell apart.
39:44And I have to admit, I...
39:46I didn't care.
39:51In that moment, I was a selfish person.
39:54And...
39:55I chose my happiness.
39:56But I want you all to know
39:59that I am truly sorry
40:01for changing her path.
40:04And I hope that Catherine Mayfair
40:06finds happiness
40:07and can find it in her heart
40:10to forgive me...
40:12and be my friend again.
40:15I hope that helped.
40:31Honestly,
40:32it didn't.
40:35Where the hell is Danny?
40:56He left the wedding two hours ago
40:57and he's not in his room.
40:59He'll be home soon.
41:01I don't know what's gotten into that kid.
41:02He stayed out late
41:03picking fights with the girls in public.
41:05He knows better than that.
41:06He's a teenager.
41:08Well,
41:08go look for him.
41:12We can't afford to make waves here.
41:14Everyone has to think
41:15we are nice, normal people.
41:18Yeah.
41:29It's not hard
41:31to find sin
41:32in the suburbs.
41:35Just look behind closed doors
41:38and you'll find your neighbors
41:39cheating on their husbands.
41:46Resenting their children.
41:52Plotting against their friends.
41:55But as much as we like to talk
42:01about the sinful things people do,
42:04we forget there's a difference
42:09between sin
42:10and evil.
42:13sadly,
42:13there's always someone willing to come along
42:29and remind us.
42:31and we'll see you in the next episode of the Scripture and the Robex.
42:38And we'll see you in the next episode of the Scripture and the U.S.
42:52the sabes
42:53and your friends.
42:54There's always this way.
42:54Yeah,
42:55we're always feeling like that.
42:56Transcription by CastingWords
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