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Davey & Jonesie's Locker Season 1 Episode 2- Unjust Gems - FULL
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00:01Stevie!
00:02Something!
00:03God!
00:04I'm about to prove that nothing and no one will stand in the way of Steven Simon-
00:10Wait!
00:11No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:29No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:48Ew.
00:49Okay.
00:50I can fix this.
00:51I just need to contact the others.
00:52I can fix this.
00:55I got to get out of here.
01:11He has to change this.
01:12OK.
01:13I can do this.
01:14I'll just switch this.
01:16Oh, yes.
01:23What?
01:24No!
01:25No!
01:26No!
01:27No!
01:28No!
01:29No!
01:31No!
01:32No!
01:33No!
01:34No!
01:35No!
01:45You don't belong here.
01:47You don't belong here.
01:48You're living in here.
02:01What?
02:05Are those robes?
02:16And gems?
02:17Wasn't our locker a tad messier than this?
02:23Where are we?
02:24Dude, I don't know.
02:25But wherever we are, I bet that...
02:27You don't belong here.
02:30There it is.
02:31I guess.
02:32Run?
02:33Feels like run.
02:34Yeah!
02:35Wait.
02:36No, no, no, no.
02:37No, wait.
02:38Seriously, wait.
02:39What's going on?
02:41Dude, I don't know what I'm pretty sure.
02:43Their science teacher is evil?
02:45It's fine.
02:46It's fine.
02:47Stop.
02:55Oh.
02:58Holy.
02:59Are those the girls?
03:00Well, I suppose the cat's out of the bag.
03:02Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
03:03What are you doing?
03:04We are protecting ourselves because you were giving obvious bad guy energy.
03:09No, I am not.
03:10Why would you say that?
03:11I don't know.
03:12Because you're wearing that and you're a grown adult chasing around two teenage girls yelling,
03:16You don't belong here!
03:17And now there's a million holographic hues floating over a desk.
03:19Yeah.
03:20Is that them?
03:21Dorby and Jimbo from 6689?
03:22Yes.
03:23It's Davey and Jonesy, by the way.
03:24Yes, it is.
03:25The portal's down.
03:26They overloaded it with their jumps.
03:27What's the ETA on getting it back online?
03:28Some of us have a day, babe.
03:29I don't know.
03:30Has anyone been able to contact Schneider6689?
03:31Because without the coordinates, even if I can fix the portal, there's no sure way of getting
03:44them home.
03:45Oh no.
03:46That is very, very bad.
03:48Um, ahem.
03:49And the longer Dopey and Jubby are in the wrong universe, the likelier they are to cause
03:52an anomaly which is bound to put us on mom's radar.
03:55I know I keep saying this, but have we tried taking all of their blood out?
03:59For real, guys?
04:00Ahem.
04:01What?
04:02What?
04:03Okay.
04:04First off, you should probably know our names because we're your students.
04:06Yeah.
04:07And more importantly, we have like several thousand questions.
04:09So.
04:10Guys, I'm gonna...
04:11What?
04:12What do you want to know?
04:13Are we dead?
04:14What is going on?
04:15Why do you look like a disco gladiator?
04:16Why are those short sandwiches with that?
04:17Who is so short and why is that a plate?
04:18They're not eating too much.
04:19Whoa, whoa, whoa.
04:20Can we do hands up, please?
04:21Yeah.
04:22Go ahead.
04:23Hi.
04:24Yeah.
04:25Where are we?
04:26Universe 2506.
04:27Zero universe or any of the other billions in existence?
04:29Oh, I'm sorry.
04:30You just said an extreme thing extremely casually.
04:34All right.
04:35101.
04:36Here we go.
04:37Human existence is made of countless parallel universes, each with the same finite amount
04:42of matter but in infinitely different configurations.
04:45Now, each of these parallel universes which contains matter resulting in an interconnected
04:49world that is both infinitely infinitesimally concurrent, aka the multiverse.
04:54Are we following so far?
04:56No!
04:57So you're from Universe 6689, but a version of you exists in every other universe.
05:03Wait, so there's another Davian Jonesy here in this universe?
05:06No, that's not what he said.
05:07No, that's not what he said.
05:08Every universe has a finite amount of matter and you're occupying matter at this moment.
05:11Right?
05:12You're occupying matter at this moment.
05:13Right?
05:14And so when you arrived, they just ceased to be.
05:17Okay.
05:18So back in our universe, 66 whatever, nobody's concerned or sad that we're not?
05:23No, not after what we did.
05:27Oof.
05:28Yeah.
05:29When entities like you jump into another universe, their home universe is frozen until
05:33such time as its missing matter is returned.
05:35It's a protocol.
05:36It's enforced by mom.
05:37Wait, your mom is involved in this?
05:39Okay, you baby.
05:40No, it's an organization that...
05:41Why am I explaining this to you?
05:42It doesn't matter.
05:43What matters is that we get you to your home universe before anyone in this one realizes
05:47you're not supposed to be here.
05:48President, appreciation will begin in five minutes.
05:51Anyone with information about the resistance, speak to your nearest gem superior.
05:55What is that?
05:56My gem what?
05:57I know this is probably pretty overwhelming for your unformed teenage brains, but if
06:02you just let me get to work, I can return you to the exact moment you left.
06:07Faculty, open up.
06:08Okay, shh, shh, shh, shh.
06:11Put these on.
06:12Put these on right now.
06:13It's rules of the universe.
06:14Just do it.
06:15This is creepy.
06:16Polyester.
06:19Faculty.
06:20Yes, just one mere moment.
06:22No one can suspect you're not from this universe or the consequences would be catastrophic.
06:25Do you understand?
06:26I know.
06:27Our teenage brains are so unformed.
06:29God.
06:30Ah.
06:31Your grace.
06:33Your excellencies.
06:35Oh, I am loving this.
06:44The president wishes to see you.
06:46Please allow me to escort you to the gym.
06:48Okay?
06:49Yes.
06:50Whatever happens, blend in.
06:52We're the CEOs of blending in.
06:55After you, you tall glass of blue Gatorade.
06:59Mommy thirsty.
07:01Don't say mommy thirsty.
07:04Do you feel like we're weirdly important here?
07:17Dude, yeah.
07:18I'm kind of into it.
07:19I say we just stay here forever.
07:20Bye.
07:21Bye.
07:22Bye.
07:23Bye.
07:24I take it back.
07:25Is that Sierra?
07:26Davey!
07:27Davey!
07:28Jonesy!
07:29There you are!
07:30We've been looking everywhere!
07:31I'm sorry, are we supposed to bow to Sierra?
07:32I physically don't know if I can.
07:33Come!
07:34Sit!
07:35Hi.
07:36Oh, that is a yellow, yellow.
07:40Is that Sierra?
07:44Baby! Jonesy! There you are! We've been looking everywhere!
07:52I'm sorry, are we supposed to bow to Sierra?
07:54I physically don't know if I can.
07:56Come! Sit!
08:03Oh, that is a yellow-yellow.
08:05It's a great color. It's a great color.
08:10Oh. Oh, I'm watching my figure.
08:12Yeah, yeah. More yellow gal, thank you.
08:16Party people.
08:17Okay. All the orange people seem to be scrubbing.
08:21Hi.
08:27Okay, so Schneider says we're supposed to blend in,
08:29or else something bad will happen.
08:32I don't know. It was so unclear.
08:34I didn't even know he was talking to us until like halfway through.
08:36No idea.
08:37Your Excellencies?
08:40Excellencies.
08:42You and me.
08:43Yeah, that's us.
08:50Let President Appreciation begin!
08:54All hail President Sierra!
08:56All hail President Sierra!
08:57All hail President Sierra!
08:59All hail President Sierra!
09:02All hail Sierra!
09:03All hail Sierra!
09:04All hail Sierra!
09:05Oh, my God.
09:06No.
09:07All hail Sierra!
09:08Okay, I finished scanning the portal, and it appears their inferior DNA...
09:13DNA!
09:14...damaged its operating systems.
09:15Interrupting Schneider, we've talked about this, about raising our hands.
09:17I know, but we could code the portal to their DNA signature and reverse engineer their coordinates.
09:24Wow.
09:25Who's interrupting Schneider now?
09:26I'm putting you on mute.
09:27But we...
09:28Yes.
09:29This could work.
09:30Yeah.
09:31Or instantly incinerate them.
09:32Uh-huh.
09:33Yeah.
09:34It's worth a shot.
09:35All hail Sierra!
09:36All hail Sierra!
09:37All hail Sierra!
09:38All hail Sierra!
09:39All hail Sierra!
09:40All hail Sierra!
09:41All hail Sierra!
09:42All hail Sierra!
09:43All hail...
09:44You were right.
09:45Five minutes is too short.
09:46Let's hop it to ten tomorrow.
09:47Mm-hmm.
09:48Your royal pres...
09:49President Ness.
09:50Is that any way to address your best friend?
09:52Right.
09:53Sierra.
09:54President Sierra.
09:55President Sierra.
09:56President Sierra.
09:57Hi.
09:58Um, so, Jonesy and I were just talking about how we can't get enough of the story of how
10:15you came to be, of all people, the unquestioned ruler and president of the school.
10:31Well, it is a great story.
10:34Schrodinger High was in chaos, directionless, savage.
10:40Then you two helped me overthrow the usurper president.
10:49Alexis.
10:51Still cool.
10:53And I imposed the order of the gems so everyone would know their place and we would all live
10:57in peace.
10:59Except for the resistance.
11:00What was that?
11:01Nothing.
11:02Your... your excellence.
11:04Yeah.
11:05Refreshments?
11:06Mm-hmm.
11:07Refreshments for the president!
11:10This fish stick is cold.
11:26I... I... it was a mistake.
11:29It was a mistake.
11:30I'll... I'll go warm them up.
11:31It's...
11:32Fool.
11:33You know fish sticks don't reheat well.
11:36Gem reassignment!
11:39No.
11:40No.
11:41I'm a red!
11:42I've always been red!
11:43No!
11:44No!
11:45No!
11:46No!
11:47No!
11:48No!
11:49No!
11:50No!
11:51No!
11:52No!
11:53No!
11:54No!
11:55Trust in truth, be gentle.
11:57Trust in truth, be gentle.
12:00I don't want to be an art.
12:02Let me get some more refreshments.
12:04So the gems are magic?
12:06No.
12:07Yes.
12:08Or he just did a quick change in a circle of his peers
12:12while actively weeping.
12:18What's she doing?
12:19President Sierra.
12:21An orange.
12:22An orange?
12:24How dare you approach the throne in this manner?
12:27What business do you have with me?
12:31Only this.
12:34God, it is insane!
12:36No!
12:50Well, do your jobs.
12:52I'll show the infidel and take her to every education.
12:55Oh, that's her job.
12:57More running.
12:58Here we go.
12:59Let's go.
13:00You'll never stop the resistance, you pink pigs!
13:15God, I hate us in this world.
13:17You know what?
13:18Forget it.
13:19I can't fake it anymore, okay?
13:20We don't actually care about any of this.
13:21We're not cheap.
13:22What is wrong?
13:24The gem, it didn't explode and your face hasn't melted and your butt hasn't fallen off.
13:34What?
13:35No, but Sierra said.
13:36No, listening to Sierra was your first problem.
13:39Dingo.
13:40Other one.
13:41Tell me you've been blending in.
13:42Oh, yeah.
13:43We haven't done or said anything weird for sure.
13:44Okay.
13:45Is your gem okay?
13:46Oh, uh, it's just chafing.
13:47Oh, yeah.
13:48It'll do that.
13:49Uh, ow!
13:50What was that?
13:51I just needed a sample of your DNA in order to...
13:53Doesn't matter.
13:54You're not going to understand the science.
13:55The point is you're going home.
13:56Home?
13:57Mr. Schneider, yes.
13:58Uh, hi.
13:59We were thinking...
14:00Yeah, just top of the head here.
14:01What if we went back like 20 minutes before we were sent in the portal?
14:02Yeah.
14:03Just like, for like a fun experiment.
14:04Yeah, not an option.
14:05Okay.
14:06Well, but just in a spot of hot water.
14:07Girls, do you ever listen?
14:08Do you ever just do what someone tells you?
14:10You are going home, where things will reset at the exact same time.
14:11You are going home.
14:12Where things will reset at the exact same time.
14:13You just needed a sample of your DNA in order to...
14:14It doesn't matter.
14:15You're not going to understand the science.
14:16The point is you're going home.
14:17Home?
14:18Mr. Schneider, yes.
14:19Uh, hi.
14:20You are going home, where things will reset at the exact moment you left, and that's
14:27final.
14:28Gun!
14:29I'm going to get you!
14:30Gun!
14:31Gun!
14:32Gun!
14:33Gun!
14:34I have to use the toilet.
14:35Uh, I too have to use the toilet.
14:37Gross.
14:38Fine.
14:39Just meet me in my lab.
14:40I guess that's it.
14:43Separate classes, and probably separate schools.
14:48Huh?
14:49Psst. Psst. In here!
14:53The Resistance welcomes you.
14:57Question. How do you feel about spending our last moments before we're permanently separated, toppling a dictatorship with our life-long enemy at its helm?
15:05Stop flirting with me.
15:09Possible delinquents detected. Accept case file 6689.
15:21Yes.
15:23Case file active.
15:27Searching for anomaly.
15:31The school had such a intricate vent system. File that away for later.
15:41God.
15:53Leader, we have new recruits. They're not who we thought they were.
16:01Choice?
16:03Well, well, well. Never thought we'd get pinks down here.
16:09We survived de-gemification. I'm impressed they say it's agonizing.
16:15It's literally just a plastic sticker on a cloth necklace. You can take it off, like, anytime.
16:21Hmm.
16:25Welcome to the Resistance, sisters. Let me fill you in on the plan.
16:35Choice in this world rules.
16:41Okay.
16:43Uh, so you want to release a small amount of ants.
16:47Twelve. Twelve ants.
16:49Twelve ants into the gym so that you can use the ensuing chaos to steal a piece of chalk.
16:57So you can then write a message on the outer wall of the school that says...
17:03Joyce.
17:05Yep.
17:07And you think that this is going to do something?
17:11Lots.
17:13I take it back.
17:15Joyce in this world is still just Joyce.
17:17Hey!
17:18The leader worked hard on this plan.
17:21Not really.
17:23Well, we don't want to step on any toes here,
17:27but, uh, protesting the status quo is kind of our whole thing.
17:31May we propose an alt?
17:36Where are Davey and Jonesy?
17:41Oh, my gosh.
17:42Okay.
17:43Move it, everybody.
17:45This is a protest.
17:47Some really cool things are about to happen that might change your perspective and mind.
17:52What is the meaning of this?
17:57Hit it!
18:05You make no, you make no sense.
18:08You make no, you make no sense.
18:11I said you, you, you make no sense at all.
18:18I said you, you, you make no sense at all.
18:24What do you lie, boys?
18:26You make no, you make no sense.
18:28You make no, you make no sense.
18:30You make no, you make no sense.
18:32You make no, you make no sense.
18:34You make no, you make no sense.
18:36You make no sense
18:54You make no, you make no sense
18:57I said no
19:06Do you think he landed this time? Do you think they finally got the subtext of our dance?
19:19We're all sheep
19:27The subtext that we hope in brainwashed
19:31It's so clear
19:33Yes, and the finale it was an obvious clarion call to cast off the systems that seek to divide us
19:40He's just a clarion call. I knew that the choreographer spoke for itself
19:47Stop don't listen to them
19:53Their dance was dumb those were really moves Joyce
19:58Give him hell
20:03Oh
20:12AHH
20:13Aeon
20:15wAb
20:16wAb
20:17WOM
20:18wAb
20:18W gay
20:19wU
20:20W eP
20:23wEn
20:23w Ос
20:24w
20:25W
20:26w
20:26w
20:26w
20:27w
20:27w
20:28Baby, don't think you're dead!
20:32I hate the color green!
20:35No denying it.
20:37We are good at everything.
20:39Oh, yes.
20:41Anomaly detected.
20:43Well, that didn't take long.
20:49One last case.
20:52Here we go.
20:58Davey Jonesy, you call this blending in?
21:06We call it an improvement.
21:09Whoa, whoa, whoa.
21:11Wait, wait, wait, wait.
21:18We have to go now.
21:19We have to go now.
21:20Let's go.
21:20Let's go.
21:21Wait, who is that?
21:21No one.
21:22Okay, Rue!
21:26We have any idea what you've done.
21:27What is wrong?
21:28What is wrong with you?
21:30How could you stand to live in a world that sucks this much?
21:32I couldn't.
21:33That's why we Schneiders built the portal,
21:35and the sooner you go through it,
21:36the sooner we can go through it ourselves,
21:37if there's even still time.
21:41Okay, yes.
21:43All right, there you go.
21:44Okay, we're sorry if we ruined your weird plans or whatever.
21:48But for what it's worth,
21:49we dug going through the portal,
21:50so thank you.
21:52Yeah.
21:53Yeah, okay, yeah.
21:54You're welcome.
21:55Are you ready to go back to our boring existence
21:59where everybody hates us
22:00and we'll be separated forever?
22:02No.
22:03But at least we got a chance to experience a world
22:05where our vision was appreciated for once.
22:07Okay.
22:12Bye-bye.
22:13Off you go.
22:13Go, go.
22:14Go, go, go, go.
22:44Hello, Stephen.
22:50Cheryl?
22:52Whatever brings you to my humble universe.
22:54Not making small talk with you.
22:57Where are the delinquents?
23:00I have no idea what you're talking about.
23:03What are you doing?
23:13No, no, no, no.
23:15You can't do this.
23:16You have no proof.
23:17Says when do you care about following protocol?
23:20These girls are chaotic.
23:21They don't listen.
23:22I did everything I could to prevent an anomaly.
23:24Enjoy grandmas.
23:25Did it work?
23:41Are we home?
23:44Where is everyone?
23:45Where is everyone?
23:45Bad news.
23:50Turns out we have no idea how to get you home.
23:52You don't belong here.
23:55Point panic!
23:57Can I actually go with this?
23:58Yeah, this is what.
23:58All right.
24:00Let's go.
24:02All right.
24:02Let's go.
24:02All right.
24:02guitar solo
24:32guitar solo
25:02guitar solo
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