Class is in session with Detention, the hilarious late-90s animated comedy that follows a group of misfit students stuck serving time together under the ever-watchful eye of Ms. Kisskillya. From wild schemes and classroom chaos to clever pranks and unlikely friendships, every episode proves that detention is anything but boring. Packed with quirky characters, sharp humor, and that signature WB cartoon style, Detention is a nostalgic throwback that captures the fun, trouble, and laughter of school days gone wrong. 🎒😂🏫 #DetentionCartoon #90sCartoonVibes #WBKids #CartoonThrowback #CartoonComedy #SaturdayMorningCartoons #SchoolCartoon #CartoonLegends #CultCartoons #AnimatedComedy #CartoonFun #RetroCartoonFans #ClassicCartoonHumor
00:00When we got into this pre-teen haze, our parents told us it was just a phase.
00:18Mom and Dad, we hate to burst your bubble.
00:22As long as we're in school, we're gonna get in trouble.
00:26It doesn't matter what we do or say, cause the teachers always get their way.
00:36When we try to sit and pay attention, we always lose control and wind up in detention.
00:43Detention, uh-uh.
00:46No running in the halls now, no writing on the walls now.
00:50Detention, uh-uh.
00:53We follow regulations.
00:55At least until a graduation.
01:02Detention!
01:23Whoa!
01:24I was right!
01:25All the teachers are alien cyborgs!
01:30And Principal McQueen is their leader!
01:36I knew it!
01:37I knew it!
01:38I knew it!
01:39I knew it!
01:40I knew it!
01:41I knew it!
01:42I knew it!
01:43I knew it!
01:44No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:45I knew it!
01:46I knew it!
01:47I knew it!
01:59I knew it!
02:29What is she doing here?
02:40Emmet!
02:41Emmet!
02:42Are you okay?
02:44So where were you this time, Private Roswell?
02:48Mars?
02:49Or were you just lost in space?
02:52Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
03:01He can shine!
03:08Better!
03:09I have an officially sanctioned memorandum for immediate distribution.
03:14Private Kelly?
03:15Sir!
03:16Commence dispersal of said memo.
03:18As you can see, there's going to be a mandatory spelling bee next week.
03:23Aww.
03:26With the grand prize being a get-out-of-detention-free card.
03:31Oh, wow. Cool.
03:34Wow, a whole day off.
03:37But Orangela or Orangela will probably win anyway.
03:40Since most of you scrubs still do your book reports in crayon,
03:44there's little chance that any of you will win it.
03:48Detention!
03:51Dismissed.
04:10My, this brain is magnificent.
04:14Mwahahahaha.
04:16Mwahahahaha.
04:17Oh.
04:21It is true.
04:23Mr. McQueen's a brain-stealing cyborg.
04:30A mandatory spelling bee. Give me a break.
04:33I'd never win it anyway.
04:34I will. Not if I can help it.
04:38Guys, guys. Guess what I just saw.
04:40Uh, a picture of yourself in Doofus Illustrated?
04:44No. I just saw Mr. McQueen holding a human brain.
04:47Do you know what that means?
04:48Our principal is a brain-stealing cyborg.
04:51Hello? Is anybody listening?
04:52I just said that Mr. McQueen is an alien robot fiend.
04:55Yeah. Right, Emmett.
04:56Just like the last time when you thought there was truth serum in the school milk.
05:02You guys believe me, don't you?
05:04Hey Duncan, you want to come over to my house?
05:06I got the new Babylon 5 blooper reel. It's hilarious.
05:07Hmm.
05:08Obviously, they're not convinced. If they only knew what evil lurks in the mind of a cyborg.
05:13Oh.
05:14Oh.
05:15Oh.
05:16Oh.
05:17Oh.
05:18Oh.
05:19Oh.
05:20Oh.
05:21Oh.
05:22Oh.
05:23Oh.
05:24Oh.
05:25Oh.
05:26Oh.
05:27Oh.
05:29Oh.
05:30Oh.
05:31Oh.
05:32Oh.
05:33Oh.
05:34Oh.
05:35Oh.
05:36Oh.
05:37Oh.
05:38Oh.
05:39Oh.
05:44Oh.
05:45Now just relax, Earthling.
05:47It's virtually painless when we shove the straw up your nose and suck your brains out.
05:59Ugh!
06:00I've got to collect evidence and prove it to everyone.
06:03The truth is out there.
06:05Mr. McQueen will be exposed!
06:22Decay, as in rotting flesh.
06:26D-E-C-A-Y, decay.
06:29Perky, P-E-R-K-Y, perky.
06:34Vociferous.
06:36V-O-C-I-F-E-R-O-U-S, vociferous.
06:41Chill out! It's just a stupid spelling bee.
06:47Spin.
06:52Shazam!
06:54Don't do that!
06:55I'm on a scouting mission.
06:57Undercover agents don't shout,
06:58Shazam, at the top of their lungs.
07:01I'm here to help you.
07:02Lip zipped.
07:03Good.
07:04Now, I've placed surveillance cameras at key points around the school.
07:08Places Mr. McQueen is likely to frequent.
07:10Observe.
07:11Your mission, should you decide to accept it,
07:14is to tail Mr. McQueen and thus provide credible eyewitness testimony
07:18when we expose the cyborg fiend.
07:20Get it?
07:21Got it.
07:22Good.
07:23Up, up, and away!
07:24Shhh.
07:25Shhh.
07:26Shhh.
07:27Shhh.
07:28Shhh.
07:29Without a doubt, the worst sidekick ever.
07:33So, which one of you brainiacs is going to win the spelling bee?
07:42I am.
07:43I am.
07:44Orangela, spell inconsolable.
07:47As in, when you lose the spelling bee, you will be inconsolable.
07:51I-N-C-O-N-S-O-L-A-B-L-E.
07:57Hmm.
07:58Lamangela, spell vanquish.
08:01As in, it will give me great pleasure to vanquish you into oblivion.
08:05V-A-N-Q-U-I-S-H.
08:11Pathetic.
08:12As in, you two are pathetic, and I'm out of here.
08:24Hmm?
08:25Hm?
08:28Hmm?
08:29Hm?
08:29Mm-hmm?
08:30What?
08:30Huh?
08:32Huh?
08:33Hmm?
08:33Hmm?
08:34Hmm?
08:34Hmm?
08:34Hmm?
08:35Hmm?
08:35Hmm?
08:36Hmm?
08:36Hmm?
08:37Hmm?
08:40Hmm?
08:41Ha!
08:42Ha!
08:43Ha!
08:43Ha!
08:46Good!
08:47Very good!
08:50?
08:52Good?
08:52Very good!
08:54Very good.
08:58Oh, bad. Very bad.
09:04Shh!
09:05Ah!
09:06Emmett, I don't have time for this.
09:08Unlike some people, I have a life.
09:12Be that as it may, prepare to witness the roof being blown off this place.
09:17Why? Does Gug have chemistry lab again today?
09:20No, I'm talking about our cyborg overlord,
09:23a.k.a. Mr. McQueen.
09:26Ugh, will you give it up? He's too dull to be a cyborg.
09:29That's what he'd like us to believe.
09:31I have irrefutable evidence that Mr. McQueen is an alien robotic mastermind,
09:37sent here to suck our brains out through our noses.
09:40Were you his first victim?
09:42Hmm.
09:44I've called a press conference of the local school newspapers to release my evidence.
09:48Want to come?
09:49Sure.
09:50No way would I miss a chance to see you release the shocking evidence that you're a total dork.
09:56Uh, hello?
09:59Shreena?
10:00Anybody?
10:01A little help here?
10:02Okay, let's get started.
10:05I have called this press conference today to unveil Benedict Arnold Middle School's darkest secret.
10:11A secret that will both shock, dismay, and revile you.
10:16A secret supported by irrefutable photographic evidence and uncanny eyewitness reporting.
10:22What's the secret, Emmett?
10:23What's the secret, Emmett?
10:24That Emmett still sweeps with his branky?
10:29Our principal, Mr. McQueen, is a brain-stealing cyborg.
10:37Wait!
10:38I have the proof!
10:39While the witness recounts his chilling exploits, I'll reveal our photographic proof.
10:53Well, um, okay, so, I've been following around Mr. McQueen and stuff, and what I saw was, um, what I saw was, okay, first he went out and, um, um, um, um, okay.
11:09Like, Black Manta, trapped Aquaman and the Wonder Twins in the whirlpool with the robotic crabs, and, ah!
11:17The witness is witless.
11:20Exhibit A, a mysterious box which has recently appeared on Mr. McQueen's desk.
11:26Hmm.
11:27I just wonder what that could be.
11:29Exhibit B, Mr. McQueen preparing to suck the brains out through the nose of an unsuspecting victim.
11:36Oh!
11:37Please!
11:38Give it up, Emmett!
11:40But now, for the most compelling evidence of all!
11:44Gotcha, you little rodents!
11:48Having an unauthorized press conference, eh?
11:51Sounds like a violation of Regulation 14-2B.
11:55I'm taking you both to Mr. McQueen's office!
11:58The cyborg!
11:59Help!
12:06Shirena Wickett!
12:07You're our first Spelling Bee contestant.
12:12Please spell the word, perky.
12:13Could you repeat the word, please?
12:18Perky!
12:19Oh, oh, oh, oh!
12:22Could you use the word in a sentence?
12:26Of course.
12:27The delightful little girl was both bright and perky.
12:33Is that a foreign word?
12:36No.
12:37It is to me.
12:41Detention!
12:45Mr. McQueen could transform us into robot zombies, too.
12:49It's like, like, I'm General Zod when he was about to be judged by the elders on Krypton.
12:55What?
12:57Shelly Kelly, your word is decay.
13:00Do you think I could have a cuter word, Mr. Beale?
13:04Of course, Private Kelly.
13:07How about the word court-martialed?
13:09As in, the private irritated the sergeant and was immediately court-martialed.
13:13D-K.
13:15Um, D...
13:18D-E.
13:22Time's up, Private Kelly.
13:24In the words of General George Patton, love and war wait for no one.
13:28Patton didn't say that.
13:30Maybe not to you, Millard.
13:32Well, aren't you going to give her detention?
13:35Kelly?
13:36Nah, she'll just show up anyway.
13:40Okay, Duncan.
13:41Your word is...
13:43Oh, dear.
13:44This is a tough one.
13:46Calliope.
13:50Hey, help, help, I-O-P.
13:54Detention!
14:07They'll no doubt try to distract us with some small talk so they can capture us unaware.
14:12The fiend.
14:13Smash!
14:14Crash!
14:15Slam!
14:16Miss Lane, your leg, are you-
14:18I'm fine, Jimmy.
14:19Superman, they're getting away.
14:22Not on your life.
14:23Pow!
14:24Bam!
14:24Smack!
14:25Oof!
14:29Stop it!
14:30Stop it!
14:30Stop it!
14:32Boys?
14:33Come in, please.
14:35Well, congratulations.
14:40You've made it to the finals of our little spelling bee.
14:44May the best man win.
14:47La Manjola, please spell the word prestidigitation.
14:52P-R-E-S-T-I-D-I-G-I-T-A-T-I-O-N.
14:58Press to digitation.
15:02Correct!
15:03Crash and burn.
15:05Watch and learn.
15:08Miss Kiskillia has informed me that you boys were using the A-V room for unauthorized purposes.
15:17Well...
15:18I'm disappointed in you boys, but I'll have to deal with this later.
15:24At present, I have to get this over to the spelling bee before it's too late.
15:30Before it's too late for what?
15:33Before that evil alien cyborg Mr. McQueen attempts to take over the world!
15:43Ssss!
15:43Yes!
15:57See how odd manyượ聽ings are!
16:04That's why that is.
16:06I'm surprised believe so.
16:08I'm sure it's like, no, this is a trap for you!
16:12Let's go.
16:42He's going to the auditorium to suck out the brains of the spelling bee winner.
16:52Come on, let's go.
16:57Lamarjula, your word is patrilateral.
17:01P-A-T-R-I-L-A-T-E-R-A-L.
17:05Patrilateral.
17:07Correct.
17:08Arajula, your word is rivalry.
17:10R-I-V-A-L-R-Y.
17:14Rivalry.
17:17Disqualified.
17:20Thanks a lot.
17:22You ruined my chance of winning.
17:24You wouldn't have won anyway.
17:26Oh, yeah?
17:27Yeah.
17:31I'm telling mommy.
17:35If you two want to audition for world championship wrestling, do it on your own time.
17:40Like I do.
17:42In the meantime, detention!
17:49Gug, you're the final contestant.
17:52If you answer correctly, you have won the spelling bee.
17:56And the get out of detention free card.
18:00This ought to be quick.
18:02The word is vociferous.
18:08Vociferous.
18:10V-O-C-I-F-E-R-O-U-S.
18:14Vociferous.
18:16Vociferous.
18:17V-O-C-I-F-E-R-O-U-S.
18:25Vociferous.
18:26Vociferous.
18:31I won.
18:33I won!
18:37He's going for Gug's brain.
18:41Let's get him.
18:42Go!
18:43Get him!
18:48Yee-haw!
18:52Oh, my goodness.
19:01I got it!
19:07Hey, this isn't a human brain.
19:10Of course, it's not a human brain, Roswell.
19:14It's the Golden Brain Award for the Spelling Bee winner.
19:18Here's your brain, boy.
19:21Wow, my first award.
19:23And here's your Get Out of Detention free card.
19:27I'm sure you'll be redeeming this real soon.
19:35Well, looks like another full house in detention today.
19:39I'm sorry. I was malicious.
19:43No, it was I. I was repellent in the extreme.
19:48Sister!
19:51Hmm, let's see what's in the school paper today.
19:55Cyborg hoax. Emmett Roswell humiliated.
19:59Oh, no.
20:00I think this qualifies you for Doofus Illustrated's Man of the Year.
20:05That ought to teach you not to jump to conclusions.
20:08Well, don't take it so hard, Chief.
20:11Even Batman makes mistakes, like the time he revealed his true identity to Kim Basinger and she didn't even show up for the sequel.
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