Class is in session with Detention, the hilarious late-90s animated comedy that follows a group of misfit students stuck serving time together under the ever-watchful eye of Ms. Kisskillya. From wild schemes and classroom chaos to clever pranks and unlikely friendships, every episode proves that detention is anything but boring. Packed with quirky characters, sharp humor, and that signature WB cartoon style, Detention is a nostalgic throwback that captures the fun, trouble, and laughter of school days gone wrong. 🎒😂🏫 #DetentionCartoon #90sCartoonVibes #WBKids #CartoonThrowback #CartoonComedy #SaturdayMorningCartoons #SchoolCartoon #CartoonLegends #CultCartoons #AnimatedComedy #CartoonFun #RetroCartoonFans #ClassicCartoonHumor
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00:00When we got into this breaching haze, our parents told us it was just a phase.
00:19Mom and Dad, we hate to burst your bubble.
00:22As long as we're in school, we're gonna get in trouble!
00:28It doesn't matter what we do or say, cause the teachers always get their way.
00:36When we try to sit and pay attention, we always lose control and wind up in detention.
00:43Detention, uh-oh!
00:46We're running in the halls now, we're riding on the walls now.
00:50Detention, uh-oh!
00:53Follow regulations, at least until a black equation!
01:01Detention!
01:03Detention!
01:13And Benedict Arnold Middle School's award for perfect attendance goes to...
01:20Shelly Kelly!
01:22Oh, my goodness!
01:24I can't believe it!
01:26I'm so happy for you, Shelly.
01:28It couldn't have happened to a nicer person.
01:30You're my best friend.
01:32Is this thing on?
01:42I'd like to thank the little people who help me get to school every day!
01:48My mom and dad, the school bus driver, the crossing guard!
01:54That's enough, Private Kelly!
01:56Thank you!
01:58Thank you!
02:00Thank you all!
02:02That was quite a performance, Private Kelly.
02:05Ever thought of taking that show on tour?
02:07Jeepers, Miss Gaskelia!
02:09Do you really think I should?
02:11No.
02:13Just razzin' ya, Private!
02:16Now, pay attention, troops.
02:19I have an announcement to make.
02:20Elections for class president will be held tomorrow at 1400 hours.
02:25Huh?
02:26That's 2 p.m.
02:28Oh!
02:30Surveillance.
02:35Hey, is anyone thinking about running for class president?
02:43I am!
02:44The only thing you're gonna be running for is your life, Roswell.
02:48Well, everyone knows that in the long run, or in your case, the short run,
02:52I'd be a better class president.
02:54Hey, Sharina, you'd vote for me over Gug, right?
02:56Um, Sharina's not even gonna be around to vote.
02:58With my super hearing, I heard she's ditching school tomorrow to go to the mall.
03:01Sharina's ditching school?
03:04Nice work, Captain Blabbermouth.
03:06Activating clerking device.
03:08Shelly's gonna go straight to Miss Gaskelia and tell.
03:12I won't tell, Sharina.
03:14The only way to keep her from telling would be to take her with you.
03:18Yeah, right.
03:19You mean if I cut class, we could spend the entire day together?
03:23Well, I...
03:24But then I'd have to give up my perfect attendance record.
03:27I knew it, man.
03:29Teacher's pet would never cut a day of school.
03:31You're one to talk.
03:33The only thing you ever cut is the cheese.
03:35I would, too, cut class.
03:37Oh, yeah?
03:38Prove it.
03:39Well...
03:40Okay.
03:41I'll ditch school with Sharina.
03:43But just to prove to you guys that I can...
03:45I am not taking you with me.
03:47Well, then I'm sure Miss Gaskelia will be very happy to hear about your unscheduled day off.
03:52Well, since it's the only way to keep you from telling...
03:56We'll be two fugitive girlfriends on the run, just like Thelma and Louise.
04:00I promise you won't be sorry.
04:02Ugh.
04:03I'm already sorry.
04:17Now, as your campaign managers, we propose that you advocate a political platform that expounds upon your qualifications to be class president.
04:25Great.
04:26There's only one problem.
04:27What's that?
04:28I don't have any.
04:29Now what?
04:30Why don't we just do what the real politicians do?
04:33Trash him by making stuff up.
04:35You mean a smear campaign?
04:36Oh, I don't know.
04:38Emmett's our friend.
04:39And that's an evil, underhanded, sneaky, and unfair way to win the election.
04:44Forget it!
04:45If you don't help me smear him, I'll invent my own really stupid campaign and tell everyone it was your idea and you'll be laughed out of school.
04:54We'll do it.
04:55Um, okay, Emmett, as your campaign manager, here's my strategy for winning the election.
05:00Okay, you be the Flash and I'll be Aquaman.
05:03When Gug gets up to give his speech, you run around him really, really fast and I'll ensnare him with my net.
05:08We'll be laughed off the planet.
05:11Okay, what if I'm the mirror master and you're the weather wizard?
05:14I'll set up a complex network of reflectors around the school and you create a lightning storm.
05:18When the lightning hits the reflectors, kapow, you'll smear him.
05:21That's it.
05:22We'll create a smear campaign that'll expose Gug for what he really is.
05:26An enemy to the superhero legion of freedom?
05:28No.
05:29A secret double agent who is actually working undercover for Miss Kiskillia.
05:33But I like Gug.
05:34I don't want to lie.
05:35If you help me, I'll let you have my Captain Universe power ring.
05:39Well, okay, but can I still campaign as the mirror master?
05:49Shelly, over here.
05:51Oh, hi, Sherina.
05:53I'm ready to embark upon our adventure and travel the reckless road to freedom.
05:58Whoa.
06:00Be quiet.
06:01Do you want to get caught before we even get started?
06:04Heavens to Betsy, no, silly Willy.
06:06Come on, let's make sure no one has squealed our plan to Miss Kiskillia.
06:18What's this?
06:19Privates Wicket and Kelly seem to be missing.
06:22Does anyone in this platoon have any knowledge as to the whereabouts of Privates Wicket and Kelly?
06:28How about you, soldier?
06:29Are you withholding any top secret information?
06:31No, sir.
06:33Good.
06:34Because if I find anyone missing in action without a pass, they'll be spending the rest of their academic careers in detention!
06:43The foals!
06:44I lost my beret!
06:45I don't know about this, Sherina.
06:46Maybe we should just go back to school.
06:47Don't be such a chicken, Shelly.
06:48Let's just pay and go explore the vast and mysterious wonders of the Oak Forest Mall.
06:50Huh.
06:51I can't find my wallet.
06:52Could you pick this one up, Shelly?
06:53I don't have any money.
06:54Hey, Marvin!
06:55We got a no pay at Table 5!
06:56Hey, Marvin!
06:57We got a no pay at Table 5!
06:58I can't find my wallet.
06:59Could you pick this one up, Shelly?
07:00I don't have any money.
07:01Hey, Marvin!
07:02We got a no pay at Table 5!
07:04Fine.
07:05Okay, let's just pay and go explore the vast and mysterious wonders of the Oak Forest Mall…
07:06I can't find my wallet.
07:11Could you pick this one up, Shelly?
07:12I don't have any money.
07:13Hey, Marvin!
07:14We got a no pay at Table 5!
07:15Five khitsun.
07:16I can't find my wallet.
07:17Could you pick this one up, Shelly?
07:18I don't have any money.
07:19Hey, Marvin!
07:20We got a no pay at Table 5!
07:21So you two don't have any money, huh?
07:25That's right, Mr. Marvin, sir.
07:28So, you two don't have any money, huh?
07:31That's right, Mr. Marvin, sir. We're broke.
07:34Well, what a coincidence. Our dishwashers broke, too.
07:38And there's 200 dirty dishes back in the kitchen just waiting to be scrubbed.
07:45After you, ladies.
07:46Look! I can see myself.
07:58Good. Then you can see what a real geek looks like.
08:09Hmm.
08:16Ah-ha! Sharina's wallet?
08:21Just as I thought. Wicket's AWOL again.
08:25And this time, she's taken Private Kelly hostage.
08:29I will get to the bottom of this unauthorized maneuver,
08:32or my name isn't Eugenia P. Kiskelia.
08:38Benedict Arnold's real traitor? Stop the conspiracy. Vote for Emmett.
08:43No way. How did I make it a picture of me and Kiskelia together?
08:47It looks like he morphed it on his computer. Pretty underhanded and sneaky.
08:51Hey, I thought we were supposed to be underhanded and sneaky.
08:54Well, at least we caught this before it did too much damage.
08:58That's what you think. Take a look.
09:01I got a plan that'll teach that alien chasing gig
09:08Not to mess with Ramón, Fernando, Francisco, José de San Martín, Guglielmo.
09:13Okay. This is what I'm gonna do.
09:16Great. We don't have any money for the bus.
09:19Don't worry, Sharina.
09:20You'd be surprised at how kind strangers can be.
09:27Excuse me, Mr. Bus Driver,
09:28but my friend seems to have misplaced her wallet.
09:31Could you possibly give us a ride to...
09:33So much for the kindness of strangers.
09:39I guess we'll just have to walk to the mall.
09:42It's only three miles.
09:44That'll give us plenty of time to share secrets
09:46and talk about B-O-Y-S.
09:51This is going to be the longest three miles of my life.
09:58Hey, Jim, how's it going?
09:59Super fantastic, almighty future presidential ruler
10:02of Benedict Arnold Middle School.
10:03I'm just putting up the last one.
10:05Cool, because it's almost time for...
10:06What are you doing?
10:07Gug signs packed to rid school of detention?
10:10Vote for Gug?
10:11You're supposed to be my campaign manager.
10:13I gave you my trust, my confidence,
10:16my Captain Universe ring.
10:17What did Gug ever give you?
10:19A limited edition Captain Universe action figure
10:21with superhero grip.
10:23Superhero grip, huh?
10:24Cool.
10:26Come on.
10:26It's time to launch phase two of our campaign,
10:29Operation Wipeout.
10:32And the summer I spent at Camp Sunshine
10:52was super, super fun.
10:54That's where I met Henry Higginbotham.
10:57Henry Higginbotham?
10:58He was dreamy.
11:00Except he used to eat bug sandwiches
11:02made with beetles and eucalyptus leaves.
11:04Ew.
11:05Sounds like a real prince.
11:07You really think so?
11:09Yeah, a frog prince.
11:12And then, when I was nine years old,
11:14I got to play Juliet opposite Billy Nickerson's Romeo.
11:18Oh, he was so cute.
11:21Especially when the stage lights reflected off his braces.
11:24Julie!
11:24Your stories are almost as boring
11:26as being stuck in detention.
11:28Detention's not boring, Sharina.
11:29I like going,
11:31because you never know
11:31who Miss Skilia's going to catch next.
11:34Ha!
11:34That old gasoline tank,
11:36she couldn't catch a cold.
11:37Wicked.
11:51Now, let's start shopping.
11:55But what are we going to buy without any money?
11:57Duck!
11:58Duck?
11:58They sell ducks here?
11:59La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
12:05It's my mother.
12:07If she catches me here,
12:08I'll be grounded for the rest of my life.
12:10Gee, Sharina,
12:11I never realized that ditching school could be so fun.
12:14Fun?
12:15We're tired, dirty, broke,
12:16and stuck under a clothing rack
12:18watching Glinda the Good Witch shop for pedal pushers.
12:20Well, it could be worse.
12:22There's nothing that could possibly make it any worse.
12:25Well, hello, Mrs. Wicked.
12:27Oh, hello, Miss Kisskilia.
12:28I stand corrected.
12:30Just doing a little wardrobe shopping.
12:32I'm hoping to surprise Sharina.
12:34Well, what a coincidence.
12:36As a matter of fact, so am I!
12:58Huh?
13:04Huh?
13:06Huh?
13:22Phew! That was close.
13:25What do we do now?
13:27We have to get back to school before Kiskelia catches us.
13:32And set up a dragnet if you have to.
13:34I want that fugitive and a prisoner back in my custody within the hour.
13:38Or I'll have your badges for breakfast.
13:40Do you read me?
13:42Loud and clear, sir.
13:48Oh.
13:58Gee whiz, Sharina.
14:00Do you think we should have pressed all the buttons at the same time?
14:03It doesn't matter.
14:04As long as we don't get...
14:06Stop!
14:08Oh.
14:09Oh.
14:10Oh.
14:11Oh.
14:13Oh.
14:14Oh.
14:25Oh.
14:26Oh.
14:28Oh.
14:30Oh, my God.
15:00And finally, if elected class president, I promise to secure the campus against any potential
15:26alien invasions or government conspiracies.
15:30Oh, and by the way, Guggs sucked his thumb until he was eight.
15:37Oh, yeah?
15:38Well, how about the time we went to that scary movie and you wet your pants?
15:44I spilled my drink.
15:46You didn't have a drink.
15:47You're just a big old wuss.
15:50Oh, yeah?
15:51Well, if I'm the wuss, how do you explain this?
15:56That's slow, man.
15:57My sisters needed help with their sewing project.
16:00Who would you guys rather vote for?
16:02Me or an alien chasing nose picker?
16:08This is getting ugly.
16:09We better call in the debate coach.
16:11Too late.
16:12Better call in the wrestling coach.
16:13We're here live at the Oak Forest Mall to bring you this light-breaking story.
16:33Two unidentified girls have been trapped inside a mall elevator.
16:37We now bring you this exclusive footage from the elevator cam inside the elevator itself.
16:41So, think you can escape interrogation, huh, Rickett?
16:48Good thing you're in an elevator, because you're going down.
16:51We have to find a way out of here.
16:53I gave up my perfect attendance record to ditch with you today.
16:57And for what?
16:58Washing dishes and getting stuck in a stupid old elevator?
17:01This has been the worst day of my life.
17:04Somebody get me out of here!
17:08Stand aside, men.
17:10I'll handle this.
17:11Wicket may have won this battle, but the war is not over yet.
17:27We are so busted.
17:29What do we do now?
17:30Yeah, you guys are our campaign managers.
17:33Get us out of this mess.
17:34No way!
17:35It's your fault we're in this predicament.
17:37We didn't want to be any part of this smear campaign in the first place.
17:41You forced us!
17:43Yeah, and not only did I do stuff I didn't want to do, I made two of my best friends mad at me.
17:48Hmm, but at least I got some pretty cool stuff out of it.
17:50Oh, no you didn't.
17:51Well, it seems as if you boys and your campaign managers smeared yourselves right out of the election.
18:01You've both been disqualified.
18:04Wait here.
18:04I'll be right back.
18:06Oh, man.
18:09This stinks.
18:10I guess it was our own fault.
18:12Yeah, I shouldn't have run such a nasty campaign against you.
18:16I became my worst nightmare.
18:18A conspirator.
18:19Well, I wanted to win so bad, I got a little carried away, too.
18:23The next campaign we run will be based on truth, honesty, and integrity.
18:28Just like our principal, Mr. McQueen, runs this school.
18:31LaMangela, we're in enough trouble already.
18:33Let's not add perjury to the list.
18:35Hey, guys.
18:56What are you two doing here?
18:57It was so cool.
18:59We totally outsmarted Miss Kim Killia.
19:01First, we ditched her in the Republic, and then we lost her in the mall.
19:05And just when she thought she had us cornered, we climbed up and escaped to the top of the elevator.
19:10Uh, Sharina?
19:11Not now, Shelly.
19:12I wish I could have seen the look on that old dinosaur's face when she realized we got away.
19:17But the best part is that Kiss Killia has absolutely no proof.
19:21Well, I do now, Private.
19:24You're in detention for a whole week, sister.
19:27And as an added bonus, Saturday school.
19:31I suppose you know that I was with her the whole time, Miss Kiss Killia?
19:35You bet I do, Private.
19:37And you're to be commended for your acts of bravery during a hostage situation.
19:41And as for the rest of you slackers, you're all in violation of Regulation 8842-D,
19:46concealing information regarding a soldier who breaks rank without a pass.
19:51You've all got detention!
19:56Keep up the good work, troops.
19:58There's nothing more satisfying than a hard day's work.
20:01Keeps you honest.
20:03When you're finished here, Private Wicket, report to the cafeteria.
20:07The dishwasher broke.
20:08And there are stacks of lunch trays that need scrubbing.
20:10Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
20:12I told her that you had a lot of practice washing dishes.
20:15Thanks.
20:16You're a real friend.
20:18Sherina, next time you're going to ditch class, do us all a favor.
20:21What's that?
20:22Don't tell us about it.
20:24Well, next time you guys run for office, do me a favor.
20:27What's that?
20:28Don't.
20:28Okay, okay.
20:29I got one.
20:30Next time you guys want me to help you with something, or tell me a secret, or want me to do something with you?
20:34Don't worry.
20:35We won't.
20:36Um, good.
20:37Because a true superhero doesn't buckle under pressure.
20:40Like the time that Superman almost gave up his powerful...
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