Class is in session with Detention, the hilarious late-90s animated comedy that follows a group of misfit students stuck serving time together under the ever-watchful eye of Ms. Kisskillya. From wild schemes and classroom chaos to clever pranks and unlikely friendships, every episode proves that detention is anything but boring. Packed with quirky characters, sharp humor, and that signature WB cartoon style, Detention is a nostalgic throwback that captures the fun, trouble, and laughter of school days gone wrong. ๐๐๐ซ #DetentionCartoon #90sCartoonVibes #WBKids #CartoonThrowback #CartoonComedy #SaturdayMorningCartoons #SchoolCartoon #CartoonLegends #CultCartoons #AnimatedComedy #CartoonFun #RetroCartoonFans #ClassicCartoonHumor
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00:00When we got into this breaching haze, our parents told us it was just a phase.
00:19Mom and Dad, we hate to burst your bubble.
00:22As long as we're in school, we're gonna get in trouble.
00:26It doesn't matter what we do or say, cause the teachers always get their way.
00:35When we try to sit and pay attention, we always lose control and wind up in detention.
00:43Detention, oh-oh.
00:46We're running in the halls now, we're riding on the walls now.
00:50Detention, oh-oh.
00:52We follow regulations, at least until a graduation.
01:01Detention!
01:03What's wrong?
01:22Is something bothering my little prezzy-wezzy today?
01:25Yeah, the first lady.
01:27Very funny.
01:29Now hurry up, silly goose, or we'll be late for the reception.
01:39Thank you for coming.
01:41We're pleased as punch that you could make it.
01:43Welcome to the White House, Mr. Ambassador.
01:47Hola!
01:48Como esta usted?
01:51If you keep this up, you're gonna end up in the Nuthouse, not the White House.
01:57Thank you for that enlightening exhibition of protocol, Private Kelly.
02:01Now, man, you're paused.
02:02But I haven't told everyone the good news, Miss Kiskelia.
02:06I won an essay contest and get to go to Washington, D.C.
02:10Great.
02:11Shelly the good fairy gets to go to Washington, and we're all stuck here in detention.
02:15Yeah, and she calls that good news.
02:17And I've decided to take all of you along with me, with the money I won from the contest.
02:23Cool.
02:24I guess she did have good news for us after all.
02:27And the best part is, Miss Kiskelia's gonna be our chaperone.
02:33I'm letting you slackers out of detention early to get ready for the trip.
02:37Until then, detention dismissed.
02:43Be sure to have these permission slips signed by your parents.
02:46And remember, pack smart troops.
02:49A good soldier is always prepared.
02:51I'll be prepared, all right.
02:53Prepared for the worst.
02:54I heard that, Wicket.
02:55Meow!
02:59What's the matter, Emmett?
03:00Aren't you excited about going to Washington, D.C.?
03:02Not really.
03:04Washington, D.C. is a hotbed of spies and secret double agents.
03:08Don't be such a dork, Emmett.
03:09There's nothing to be afraid of.
03:11Except for being trailed by enemy infiltrators, questioned by secret double agents, or being kidnapped by a militant terrorist organization.
03:21What do you think you're doing?
03:23Packing for my school trip.
03:24I'm going to Washington, D.C.
03:26For your information, Robin Hoodlum, this is my brush, and it's staying right here in Oak Forest.
03:32I'm going to Washington, D.C.
04:02Private Kelly, front and center.
04:27Ready for duty, Miss Casquillia.
04:29I'm appointing you first officer in charge of luggage.
04:32See to it that our gear is properly labeled and stowed.
04:35Sir! Yes, sir!
04:37Uh, ma'am?
04:40Ahem!
04:41Ahem!
04:42Ahem!
04:46Attention!
04:48Hard march!
04:49Up, two, three, four, up, two, three, four, up, two, three, four, up, two...
04:54Wait for me, everybody!
04:56Wait for me!
04:57It's time to invade Washington, D.C. troops.
05:01Home of the Pentagon, the Department of Defense, and the United States Marine Corps.
05:06It's my kind of town.
05:12Get out of my way!
05:13Hey, man, I want the window seat.
05:19Teftonios, I got here first.
05:24Hey, Jim, I just saw the pilot, and his name tag says Captain Marvel.
05:29I'll sit next to Emmett, if you don't mind.
05:42What's the matter, Emmett?
05:44Flying makes me a little nervous.
05:46What's this for?
05:47It's an air-sickness bag, silly Willie, in case something makes you nauseous during the trip.
05:53Gee, Emmett, I think Washington, D.C. is going to be so romantic, don't you?
06:00I think I'm gonna be sick.
06:02Where is the baggage claim tickets?
06:07Private Kelly?
06:10Oopsie!
06:11I must have left them at the check-in counter.
06:13I'll run and get them right away, Miss Castilla.
06:15Double time, Private.
06:17We're scheduled to take off at exactly zero nine hundred hours.
06:20Good morning, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome aboard Ups and Downs Air,
06:24the airline that always does its best to get off to a flying start.
06:28Great.
06:29A real confidence booster.
06:31We want you to enjoy your flight to Washington, D.C., so sit back and...
06:47I'll take that, sister.
06:48So sit back and stay in your seats, unless someone wants to get...
06:52A love punch!
06:54Wicked, LaBelle, LaBelle, Googly Ammo, Roswell, Bubble, Kim...
06:59Hold it!
07:00Where's Private Kelly?
07:02I'm going to Washington!
07:03I'm going to Washington!
07:05Sorry, that plane left the gate two minutes ago.
07:08Oh!
07:09Oh, my goodness!
07:14How am I going to get to Washington, D.C. now?
07:17Is there any other way to get to Washington, D.C.?
07:28Actually, there's a bus leaving the terminal in just a few minutes.
07:32I'll radio the plane and notify your chaperone.
07:34Jeepers, mister!
07:36You're the B-E-S-T best!
07:38Thanks ever so!
07:40I've just been informed that Private Kelly has missed the plane.
07:45Yay!
07:47However, she will be traveling by bus and will meet us in Washington.
07:50The seat's vacant, kid.
08:09There's nothing to be afraid of.
08:11I don't bite anymore.
08:13Ha ha ha!
08:15Ah! It even smells official!
08:31A spy!
08:39Did any of you guys see a suspicious-looking man wearing dark glasses and an overcoat?
08:43Did he have a scar over his right eye, look extremely dangerous, and was he carrying a briefcase?
08:47Yeah, yeah, exactly. Where did you see him?
08:50Right here on page 8 of Mercury Man comic book.
08:52He's a new villain, Dr. Stealth Fighter.
08:53Dun-dun-dun!
08:58Laugh all you want, but don't come crying to me when you're all being forced to reveal our government secrets to double agents.
09:05And what government secrets would those be?
09:07If I told you, they wouldn't be secret.
09:10I'll relax, Emmett. The only agents around here are travel agents.
09:1699 bottles of pop on the wall, 99 bottles of pop.
09:19You think I'm down to the best of the world, 98 bottles of pop on the wall.
09:24By the way, mister, what's your name?
09:27Buzzsaw.
09:27How'd you get a funny name like Buzzsaw?
09:30Well, I used to work in the barbershop when I was doing time in the big house.
09:34What a coinkydink. I live in a big house, too.
09:37But I bet your mother didn't give you a hard time about cleaning up your room.
09:41Oh, I got hard time all right.
09:43But I got it from the judge who sentenced me.
09:46And as I always say,
09:4998 bottles of pop on the wall, 98 bottles of pop.
09:5397 bottles of pop on the wall, 97 bottles of pop on the wall.
09:57Now listen up, troops.
09:59You're all required to remain on hotel grounds until further notice.
10:03And that's an order.
10:05Oh...
10:06Now wait here while I check us in.
10:10Oh, great.
10:12We flew all the way to Washington to sit in a boring hotel.
10:16You can say that again.
10:19Hey, you guys, look.
10:20It's the same spy I saw in the airport.
10:23Whoa, man.
10:24You're right.
10:26That dude does look really sneaky.
10:28Yeah.
10:29Do you think he's following us, Emmett?
10:31I'm sure of it.
10:32He's probably part of a master plan
10:34to infiltrate the inner power circles of Washington
10:37and overthrow the government.
10:38Right, Emmett.
10:39Like, we're the number one priority
10:41on the to-do list of international spies.
10:44Maybe we are, and maybe we aren't.
10:46But I'm not taking any chances.
10:48As far as I'm concerned, there's only one thing to do.
10:51Send out the interplanetary laser signal
10:52and alert Captain Nebula, protector of the universe?
10:55Earth to Captain Nebula!
10:56Earth to Captain Nebula!
10:57Earth to Captain Nebula!
10:58Deer in me!
10:58I repeat, deer in me!
11:00Over!
11:01No, Space Fink!
11:03We have to sneak out of the hotel
11:04and report the sighting to the FBI!
11:06Miss Gasquillia said we were supposed to stay in the hotel.
11:09If we leave and she finds out,
11:11we'll have detention for the rest of our lives!
11:13She won't be able to give us detention!
11:16Why not?
11:17Because we'll be national heroes!
11:19Okay, who's with me?
11:21I am!
11:22How about you, Serena?
11:23Are you coming with us?
11:24Nah, I've got more important things to do.
11:26Like, tie my shoe.
11:28See you guys later.
11:30Much later.
11:31Never mind her, you guys.
11:32We've got an important mission ahead of us.
11:34It's time to embark on Operation Tattletail.
11:38And you'll never believe what happened to me
11:41my first summer at Camp Sunnydale.
11:43You could practically make a mini-series about it.
11:46There was this archery contest, see?
11:48And my cousin, Nellie Kelly, and I
11:50were supposed to attach the targets to the hay bales.
11:53But by mistake, we attached them to the water tank.
11:57So, hey!
11:59Where'd everybody go?
12:01Two-minute rest stop, kid.
12:04Okie-dokie, artichokey.
12:10Oh, wait!
12:12You forgot me!
12:14Piffles!
12:16Now what am I supposed to do?
12:18Excuse me, would any of you nice gentlemen happen to know
12:37how I could get to Washington, D.C. from here?
12:39Come on, Emmett.
12:45Let's get going.
12:47You've been looking at that map for an hour.
12:52Jim, what are you doing?
12:54I'm recreating Superman's frozen fortress of solitude
12:56with the free ice from the machine down the hall.
12:58Never mind.
12:59That's not important right now.
13:01It is if you're Superman.
13:03Red alert! Red alert!
13:04Woo! Woo!
13:06Incoming spy! Incoming spy!
13:09He's coming this way!
13:14And he's beeping?
13:16What do we do?
13:17Why don't we do what the Flash always does
13:18when he finds himself in this type of situation?
13:20What's that?
13:21Run!
13:22Ah!
13:25I've got a good idea!
13:27It's the first time for everything.
13:29Party-har-har!
13:30We'll lose him on the roof!
13:38We're trapped!
13:39Okay, all we have to do
13:41is throw a batarang across the alley
13:42and pow!
13:43Hook it onto that other building.
13:44Then we swing across into the window
13:46and kablam!
13:47We escape.
13:48And where exactly are we supposed to get a batarang?
13:51I don't know,
13:52but we better think of something quick.
13:53Cool!
14:05Cool!
14:06It worked!
14:06Okay, everyone.
14:07It's now or never!
14:09I believe that the added weight on the yo-yo string
14:24is altering our trajectory,
14:26causing us to miss the window entirely
14:28and instead crash into the...
14:29to the...
14:30wall!
14:35Private Roswell?
14:37Private Googlyamo?
14:39All right, you miserable kids,
14:40come out of there immediately
14:41or I'm coming in after you.
14:44Okay, you asked for it!
14:45Huh?
14:47Oh!
14:52Gee whiz, Big Tony!
14:54I wish my hair was as long and beautiful as yours.
14:57Yeah.
14:58Hey, Shelly,
14:59tell us again about your Ladybug Scout initiation, will ya?
15:03Yeah, or the time you gave your cousin
15:05homemade braces using speaker wire and tinfoil!
15:08Well, okay, good buddies,
15:12but then you better get a rolling
15:14or you'll get in trouble with a boss man
15:16for doing more than a double nickel
15:17and ending up with a bear knocking on your back door.
15:20You copy me?
15:23Well, Wicket,
15:25it appears that the rest of the group
15:26has deserted their posts.
15:28Where are they?
15:29Beats me, Miss Kiskillia.
15:30Probably hanging around the hotel somewhere.
15:35Too bad.
15:36They're going to miss the surprise I had planned.
15:38Looks like it's just going to be you and me.
15:41Once again,
15:42good fortune has smiled upon me.
15:44What's the surprise?
15:45A tour of Washington, D.C.
15:47from a real insider
15:48who knows this town better than anyone else.
15:52Me!
15:53You're kidding.
15:54What are you waiting for, Wicket?
15:58Let's hit the town, kiddo!
15:59Hold on, Emmett.
16:09Your faithful superhero sidekick
16:10is on the way to help.
16:12Watch it, paper.
16:14Okay, Super Zero,
16:15what do we do now?
16:17Easy.
16:17We pull this.
16:18This stinks.
16:29Ah, just look at it, Wicket.
16:34There's a whole capital out there
16:36just waiting to be explored.
16:37I'm going to show you a side of Washington
16:40that most civilians never even dreamed of.
16:46Whoa!
16:47Go, Miss K!
16:50Whee!
16:51Wow, Miss Kiskillia.
17:01This was really...
17:03fun.
17:04I didn't expect to have
17:05such a good time with you.
17:07Well, Sharina,
17:08you can't always judge an officer
17:09by her stripes.
17:11Yeah.
17:12Who the fuck?
17:17Hey, you guys, look.
17:19It's Miss Kiskillia and Sharina.
17:20Hi, Sharina.
17:22Hi, Miss Kiskillia.
17:23Where in the name of General Schwarzkopf
17:25have you scrubs been?
17:26I've got a good mind to...
17:28if you disobey an order again.
17:32Ten-four, good buddies.
17:36Kelly?
17:37What are you doing in that truck,
17:38Private Kelly?
17:39We're almost late
17:40for our White House tour.
17:41I ran into my Uncle Telly Kelly
17:43at a truck stop
17:44and he gave me a ride
17:45all the way to Washington.
17:47Hop in, everyone.
17:48I'll give you a lift.
17:50I'll give you a lift.
17:51I'll give you a lift.
17:51I'll give you a lift.
17:52I'll give you a lift.
17:53I'll give you a lift.
17:54I'll give you a lift.
17:55I'll give you a lift.
17:56Thanks a lot.
17:57That was totally fun.
18:00Yeah, your uncle
18:01is really cool, Shirley.
18:03Are you sure you're related?
18:04But weren't you scared
18:05all alone on that bus
18:06sitting next to that
18:07creepy-looking ex-convict
18:09and walking into that
18:10diner full of tough truckers
18:12all by yourself?
18:13Well, I was at first.
18:15But once I got to know them,
18:17I found out they were
18:18really nice
18:19and I wasn't scared anymore.
18:22Wait here while I find
18:26our tour guide
18:27and this time,
18:28don't move.
18:36I knew it.
18:38He followed us here.
18:39Somebody call the FBI.
18:40Call CIA.
18:41Call 911.
18:42Help!
18:50Which one of you
18:51miserable urchins
18:52is responsible for this?
18:54I guess I was,
18:55Miss Kiskelia.
18:56But this spy's been
18:57following us
18:58since we arrived
18:58at the airport
18:59and he was about
18:59to capture and torture us
19:00until we divulged
19:01all our national secrets.
19:03This man isn't a spy.
19:05He's Mr. Ridgley,
19:07the White House
19:08tour correspondent.
19:09I was just trying
19:10to give you your passes
19:12for the White House tour.
19:13I'll take those
19:14if you don't mind.
19:15Nice going, man.
19:17Now we'll never see
19:18the stinking White House.
19:19Well, how was I supposed
19:20to know he wasn't a spy?
19:21He sure looked like one.
19:23Everyone looks like
19:24a spy to you, Emmett.
19:25If you saw Clark Kent,
19:26you'd never think
19:27in a million gazillion years
19:28that underneath
19:28this mild-mannered exterior
19:29he was really Superman.
19:31Or take Shelly.
19:32She looks like a dweeb
19:33on the outside,
19:34but on the inside,
19:36she's...
19:37Maybe that's not
19:38such a good example.
19:39You're misjudging
19:40this government employee
19:41for a spy
19:42has led to some
19:43pretty dire consequences.
19:45I suppose this means
19:46you're going to give us
19:47all detention?
19:49You betcha, soldier.
19:50The minute we get back
19:51to Benedict Arnold.
19:53But for now,
19:54I'm going to personally
19:55give you a grand tour
19:56of the White House,
19:57and we'll do it
19:58my way!
19:59Yeah, like that's
20:00going to happen.
20:02Move it out, troops.
20:03We'll take the grand staircase
20:05to our first stop,
20:06the Blue Room.
20:07Left foot,
20:08march,
20:09left,
20:10left,
20:10left,
20:11left.
20:11Left.
20:29Who'd have thunk
20:30Miss Cusquillia
20:31would be such a
20:32cool tour guide?
20:34Yeah,
20:35who'd have thunk?
20:37Boo!
21:03Tools to introduce
21:04to the red
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21:29Mexico
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