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Crowder quickly derails the show thanks to his Pizza delivery arriving just as we begin the hour. Solana can’t believe Heat fans are upset over today’s report regarding Haywood Highsmith and the Nets. Does Mike McDaniel get another opportunity to be a head coach if he’s fired?
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00:00let's do headlines here for the four o'clock hour so that we can listen to
00:04the DBJ calls, which, uh, which I have not heard yet.
00:08I heard the Pina Colada song because Vic Bermudez has had sent us the video
00:14when it happened. Oh, I think I may have heard what the hell. Oh, no, no.
00:18You told us yesterday. It's just him rattling off what the hell.
00:23Um, but I, I, I haven't heard, let me see. What else did he do?
00:28Let's look at my notes here. He did all, all of the ones that we gave him this
00:32week. He did, uh, Don, Don, Don, Don, Don, Don, Don, Miami to Boca,
00:37McRibbon, your Boca. Yeah. He did everything.
00:40So we're going to listen to those in the next segment.
00:43You had to have a pizza at four Oh seven. You just, you couldn't wait.
00:51You had to have actually they called me.
00:54I don't even think your microphone's plugged in or else you're not talking
00:56into it. Hold on. Let me see. At least, at least he got the slice of pizza.
01:02Yeah. I mean,
01:03I'm with Solana on this one. Your mic's not plugged in, so I don't know what
01:10you're doing. Um, all right. Yeah. Just go ahead. Talk it out.
01:15Maybe the Boca, McRibbon, your Boca.
01:20Yeah. That doesn't.
01:27Okay.
01:28It's painful.
01:30Let's figure this out.
01:32Yeah, you're almost there.
01:32Snowball. Snowball.
01:35Mm-hmm.
01:36Snowball.
01:38There you go.
01:39How come you don't know when your mic's not hooked up, but everyone else does?
01:44I can't do it myself.
01:44Why does, uh, why does your mic unhook itself?
01:49I don't know.
01:49It has a mind of its own.
01:52And then why does it take you so long to find the drop down to get the microphone hooked
01:59back up?
02:00That undercarriage is not impressive.
02:02I don't mind when it has a little bit of flop to it.
02:06Ooh.
02:07That would crush.
02:08Yeah.
02:09Nice.
02:09That looks so good.
02:10One bite, everybody knows the rules.
02:11Where'd you get that? Sparrow?
02:14Mm-hmm.
02:16Some little, uh, Arab guy.
02:19Sparrow?
02:21No.
02:22Just a little pizza man on the corner.
02:24I got you.
02:25Rays?
02:27No idea. I guess they got a bag delivered.
02:30Mm-hmm.
02:30This is delicious.
02:31It looks like you have the little pepperoni cups on there.
02:35Pepperonisitas is what they call them.
02:37Ooh.
02:38A little pepperoncini.
02:40Pepperoncini.
02:41I like the flat pepperonis.
02:42I don't like the cups.
02:44Nah, that's very South Florida.
02:46Yeah.
02:47I like the cups because then the grease just sits in the cups.
02:50That's why I don't like them.
02:51In the cups.
02:52Oh, I love that.
02:54Mm.
02:54That's a good slice.
02:56A good old slice.
02:56So you had to get a slice of pizza now at four o'clock?
02:59Well, they called me and said we're getting pizza.
03:01You want me to bring you some pizza?
03:02I said, yeah, I'll take some pizza.
03:04Okay.
03:07Okay, I'm ready.
03:08What do we got?
03:17Those are your sports headlines.
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03:28Do you guys want your minds to be blown?
03:31Everybody.
03:32Yes.
03:32Do you want your mind to be blown right now?
03:34Yes.
03:34Yes.
03:35You're a big, like a, like a big fat oaf.
03:51Hey, man.
03:52Fanta orange.
03:53Come on.
03:54Ooh.
03:55Is that a tall boy Fanta orange?
03:57Yeah, man.
03:58That's all they have in New York now.
03:59I don't know what it is.
04:00That's not all they have in New York right now.
04:03I don't know what you're talking about.
04:05Like, what does that even mean?
04:08You're saying you can't get a normal can of soda in New York.
04:11Don't even have them anymore.
04:13It's all tall boys.
04:14Got it.
04:14Is there somebody playing billiards in the room you're in, Crowder?
04:25No joke.
04:27Everybody, stop what you're doing.
04:29You are not going to believe what I'm about to tell you.
04:32All right.
04:33The Florida Panthers play hockey this Sunday.
04:38Really?
04:39Yeah, preseason, huh?
04:41Preseason.
04:42We've got a doubleheader this Sunday.
04:45The Florida Panthers, I believe, against the Nashville Predators, 3 p.m.
04:49This Sunday, the Florida Panthers, the two-time defending champs,
04:54are back on the ice.
04:57I might have to lean in.
04:59What's going on with the Marlins?
05:01We're not going to have much else to pay attention to because,
05:03I mean, we'll have the Hurricanes, but that'll end in January.
05:07The Heat, I, you know, I hate to say it.
05:13No, don't do that.
05:14It's a lot of going to snap.
05:16Hate to say what?
05:17What do you hate to say?
05:18Oh, there we go.
05:20Well, ever since they got rid of Haywood Highsmith, I'm off the –
05:23When they got Norman Powell, I was all excited,
05:27and now without Haywood Highsmith, I mean, what are we going to do?
05:30Can I vent a little bit about Heat Nation on Twitter this morning?
05:34Just one second here, fellows.
05:36That's why Haywood Highsmith was in my head.
05:40Yeah.
05:41Because, look, I'm as disappointed about trading H for basically nothing,
05:46offloading a second-round pick.
05:47I get it.
05:47I'm upset.
05:48But today, some random reporter tweets out that the Nets will likely trade
05:55Haywood Highsmith before the trade deadline.
05:58So, A, it's just one reporter saying, yeah,
06:01they'll probably do what everybody thinks they should do,
06:04trade Haywood Highsmith to a contender.
06:07We haven't even started the season yet.
06:09Haywood Highsmith hasn't been traded.
06:11Nobody's talking about him being traded outside this one guy,
06:14and Heat fans are going nuts.
06:16Oh, my God.
06:17Look, even Brooklyn's doing what we should have done.
06:19Even Brooklyn's doing the obvious.
06:21Doing what?
06:21They haven't done anything.
06:23Haywood Highsmith hasn't played yet.
06:25What have they done?
06:26Why are you upset again?
06:28I don't understand what we're doing here.
06:29Because one guy said the obvious?
06:32You're going to be upset?
06:33Get out of here.
06:34Relax.
06:34Get Tommy Tide on the blower, Jimmy.
06:38Actually, don't get him on the blower.
06:39Just call him.
06:40Ask him what he thinks about what the tweeter said about Haywood Highsmith.
06:45You'll hang up right away.
06:48You know that you can read.
06:49Do you think Tommy Tide would accept a call from Jimmy?
06:51No.
06:51If he looked down at his caller ID and it's Jimmy,
06:53do you think Tommy Tide takes that call?
06:55No way.
06:56We should try it because Tommy Tide won't accept my calls.
06:59So I want to find out where I am on the totem call.
07:00I believe Tommy Tide would take my call in the middle of a funeral.
07:05In the middle?
07:06In the midter.
07:07In the middle?
07:08Right there in the midter.
07:10In the middle of a funeral?
07:11Of a funeral?
07:12I think Tommy Tide would take my call, yes.
07:15I don't think there's a scenario where Tommy Tide does not take my call.
07:18I don't know about it.
07:18He's a good Catholic.
07:19He's a good Catholic.
07:20He's not being interrupted by you.
07:24Well, how do you know it's a Catholic funeral?
07:27Good point.
07:28I didn't tell you who died.
07:29Hey, Solana.
07:41I had this conversation with Fred Taylor on the way this morning on the airplane.
07:47You know you choose to read comments.
07:52And you read comments and get upset?
07:55I can't do this with this guy.
07:57You were just eating a pizza live on the air.
07:59Yeah, now he's going to be the man of wisdom.
08:02I don't know how to control my microphone.
08:06They only sell high guy, Todd.
08:10And now you're going to be Mr. Wisdom Guy.
08:12I know they didn't say you only sell high.
08:15How Ty says.
08:16I don't know who just drinks how Ty says.
08:19But you choose to read comments and then you get mad about them.
08:23It's the dumbest thing in the world.
08:25I appreciate you taking a break from your slice and your orange crush Denzel
08:29to give us some words of wisdom.
08:31But we've got headlines.
08:34I wish people would treat Denzel that way.
08:38I wish people would.
08:39The host of the Oscars would go.
08:41Thanks, Denzel.
08:43But we've got an award show here to get to.
08:45It's enough of the pearls.
08:50This pizza is delicious.
08:54Nothing like a good New York slice.
08:56In New York.
08:57Yeah.
09:00All right.
09:00So actual headlines here.
09:03Aaron Brewer was on the injury report yesterday.
09:06That was kind of surprising towards the end of the show.
09:08Uh, but Mike McDaniel optimistic about him playing this upcoming Thursday.
09:15That seems to be very, uh, very sensitive right now.
09:20The offensive line.
09:21Hell.
09:22Do you imagine if he's out?
09:24I mean, can you imagine?
09:26Do you think Mike McDaniel would get another head coaching job soon?
09:29I'm not saying in the rest of his life.
09:32Let's say Mike McDaniel gets bounced.
09:35Do you think he's a candidate for a head coaching job soon?
09:40No chance.
09:41No.
09:42Might be.
09:43I wouldn't.
09:44I don't know if it's 10 years, but it's closer to 10 than one.
09:47It's six, seven, eight years away.
09:50He's going to jump on in San Francisco as, uh, some sort of analyst.
09:55Now I'm not saying TV analyst.
09:57I'm saying like some sort of analyst scouting position.
10:00And then at some point, somebody will hire him to be an offensive coordinator.
10:03Again, uh, Cliff Kingsbury.
10:06Who's the OC in, in Washington, right?
10:09Crowder.
10:09Like that to me is the obvious step back into being considered for a head coach, bro.
10:16Like Cliff is going to get another opportunity to be a head coach again.
10:19Hold on.
10:22I like he says, hold on.
10:24Like he's on the phone call.
10:26Oh, excuse me.
10:27I I'm sorry about the, uh, the pizza and the, and the drink.
10:31Oh, hold on a second.
10:32Let me talk with the, uh, the waitress here.
10:37It's really, it's remarkable.
10:38I'm in a, I'm in a borrowed space and the manager came in.
10:48You're in a borrowed space and the manager came in.
10:52What, what space are you in space?
10:55I don't know.
10:57Well, then how do you know it's a manager?
11:00Maybe you're under, maybe you're under threat.
11:02Beautiful young lady walked in and said, I'm the manager of the property.
11:05And I was like, Hey, I'm on radio.
11:07And she was like, Oh, sorry.
11:09Oh, okay.
11:10Very human conversation.
11:13But no, I've never seen that conversation happen before.
11:16Say during the NFL on CBS, where someone walks in and says, hi, I'm the manager.
11:22Just want to make sure everything's going well.
11:24And, and Bill Cowher says, nah, everything's fine.
11:26Uh, probably wouldn't happen.
11:32I'm not going to lie.
11:33A little different on the pivot, but no, the line to to your point, Cliff Kingsbury.
11:40It's that whole crew, Kevin O'Connell in Minnesota, Raheem Morris in Atlanta, Sean McVay in LA.
11:46They're all from that Kyle, Mike Shanahan tree, Kyle Shanahan, San Francisco tree.
11:51Mike McDaniel is going to leave and go get a assistant coach job somewhere and build himself back up and then see if he can be a head.
11:59Raheem Morris.
12:00He was in Tampa, they fired him.
12:03He went back to being a coordinator under his buddies and his friends, the nepotism thing.
12:08And then now he has a job in Atlanta and they just whooped the Vikings the other night.
12:11Like I'm just saying the reason I ask most coaches, Dan Quinn on down, they go back to being a coordinator somewhere and work their way back to head coaching.
12:19Some guys though, people say, Oh, I want him now.
12:26And I just wonder if Mike McDaniel has any of that juice at all where people say, yeah, he's misunderstood.
12:34If he had the right quarterback, you saw flashes of it.
12:38Like that's the guy I want helming my team.
12:41I'm just no chance.
12:42I wouldn't say no chance because if the Sudoku savant could get another opportunity, Adam Gase in New York immediately after getting canned by the dolphins, anything is possible, bro.
12:54Literally anything is possible.
12:55But Gase had a little, little, little, little to him.
13:01I don't know.
13:02Like McDaniel don't have any, any, any, any.
13:04Remember Gase's Jets press conference?
13:07When he was looking at the taco jump around.
13:12Bro, the only person in the world that didn't know Adam Gase was a bad head coach and just a loon was Woody Johnson who hired him in New York.
13:24He's the only person that didn't know about Adam Gase.
13:26The only one somehow.
13:32Anyways, no chance.
13:35McDaniels gets a job when he gets fired.
13:41Oh, maybe Steven Ross will hire him again.
13:46Fire him and bring him back.
13:48Forgot.
13:49He just hired.
13:50He forgot that he just fired.
13:54The, uh, the Buffalo bills, by the way, their injury report remains the same today at Oliver and Matt Milano did not practice.
14:06That obviously big news for the bills defense.
14:09I don't think anybody thinks it matters.
14:11I get that, but just reporting the facts people.
14:15All right.
14:17Positive.
14:17All right, guys, uh, Los Modelines do play today.
14:25They play against Colorado.
14:26They're in Colorado.
14:27They'll play the Rockies.
14:29That's at 8 40 PM.
14:33Crowder.
14:34Can we get a official rating before headlines ends on that pizza?
14:39Delicious.
14:40Now it's one through 10 Crowder.
14:42This is with decimal points.
14:44Ridiculous.
14:44You've never seen a pizza review from Portnoy before.
14:47There's no such thing as a review called delicious.
14:49Yeah.
14:50Hmm.
14:58Seven.
15:00Seven.
15:01All right.
15:01Strong seven.
15:03Okay.
15:04Tough grader.
15:06Yeah.
15:06It's not great.
15:07No, it's Jesus, you know.
15:09Okay, there you go.
15:15Those are your sports headlines.
15:16Your, uh, your weather right now in South Florida.
15:20It is, uh, it is raining in, uh, different parts of South Florida.
15:24It's going to be in the mid eighties today, probably tomorrow, probably every day until,
15:29uh, until we get some sort of cold front.
15:33That's the weather.
15:34I love when you get caught.
15:38It's my favorite thing when you get caught.
15:40And then I wait to see how you're going to, how you're going to dismount.
15:45I thought you were going to say something like, and that's the way it'll probably be until it's not.
15:51I didn't know how you were going to dismount that.
15:54Um, let's give away these ever clear tickets because, uh, uh, we've got a pair every day this week.
16:00I don't want to make you wait until the five o'clock hour every day.
16:03Jimmy's favorite band ever clear, bringing its sparkle and fade 30th anniversary tour along with local H and sponge to the Parker on October 9th.
16:15What caller number do you want to take?
16:18I'll take, uh, caller, uh,
16:22I think 16, seven, seven, everybody blurred out different numbers and then let's just let Jimmy figure out what caller number to take.
16:30Two slices of pizza and two sodas were $16.
16:35You really needed two, two sodas.
16:38Oh, they're tall boys.
16:39Cause that's all they have in New York.
16:41You're going to drink two sodas.
16:44Why do you always regulate my intake of liquid?
16:47It just seems a little much.
16:49Nobody gets more than one can of soda at a city.
16:52Everybody gets.
16:53No, if the restaurant's doing free refills, then you have more than one,
16:58but you don't order two cans of soda at any, any stretch.
17:06Soda's gone.
17:08Yeah.
17:08I know what happens when you finish a can of soda,
17:11but have a better governor as you drink it so that it,
17:15your last sip comes after your last bite of pizza.
17:18I'm a man with a beard.
17:19That ratio, that ratio, that ratio, two sodas to one slice of pizza,
17:26probably why you're going to lose your foot.
17:28Well, I think you got two slices of pizza though.
17:31Pizza, soda per slice.
17:35A little much.
17:36160 calories.
17:41A can.
17:42Oh my God.
17:43You're drinking 320 calories just in drink.
17:49I feel good though.
17:51I feel strong.
17:51No wonder you have to ride around airports and cart that's put into your suitcase.
17:57I feel strong.
17:58I'm a bull.
17:59Your metabolic age is a hundred.
18:01What caller number did we, uh, settle on 16 for the, uh,
18:1116.
18:14I know.
18:15I do.
18:15Solana seems to have a slight objection to it.
18:18No, no, that's fine.
18:19I just mentioned seven because that was Crowder's, um, pizza review rating,
18:24but I'm, I'm cool with 16 as well.
18:26Make, make Jimmy work a little harder.
18:27I'm cool.
18:28I was thinking about caller one for, uh, the, uh, the, the round, the, the draft pick
18:34round that the Nets are going to get for a, no, Jack, let's go seven again.
18:42Caller 16, 305-567-0560, 305-567-0560.
18:50Caller 16 gets a pair of tickets for Everclear, Local H, and Sponge coming to the
18:56Parker on October 9th.
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