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00:00After padding, I'm somehow expected to believe that blizzards keep a chaos tracker device from working.
00:07It doesn't rely on a satellite.
00:10There's a lot of padding after this. Why would I care about them being in a bar for shelter?
00:16They don't need shelter from the cold when they've already got all those coats on and made no indication of being really cold.
00:23I hate how the people in the bar are stereotypically scary looking just because they're in a bar.
00:29With even an old lady knitting a shawl with an axe splitting a skull.
00:34Tails was smart to want to leave.
00:37Especially since there's no reason they couldn't just run for a few seconds at supersonic speed and instantly find another place to find shelter.
00:47And Sonic keeps them from leaving with no convincing argument in favor of it.
00:52Just because of Siberia doesn't mean there's going to be one building with nothing around it for 6,000 miles.
01:00Especially not a bar.
01:02Why would they put a place of business in a place with nothing else around it for a billion miles?
01:09That's just not good business sense.
01:13There's more padding.
01:15Sonic somehow thinks he knows a Russian word.
01:18And Tails uses a gizmo with a spinning speaker at his center and talks into it so it can translate into Russian.
01:24Which would only work through mind reading.
01:27It was smart of him to know to order beef stews.
01:30How do you know it's a pick?
01:33Sonic calls the gadgets cool and gets told he invented them.
01:37And after some padding he says that's pretty impressive.
01:40With a cloud of sounds two bowls of gray slop land on the table before them.
01:45Even though the only way the translator would work would be by reading the mind so that it knows what you're imagining when you're talking.
01:54Because he's never actually been to Russia before.
01:58After padding Tails notices some fish bones in his soup.
02:03There's no way this would happen.
02:05It's clearly unfortunate implications based on where they are.
02:09There's no way the translator messed up either.
02:13It gets used again and this time it offends the waitress by messing up again.
02:18This is ridiculous.
02:20After some padding where the story somehow repeats itself.
02:24Sonic and Tails get exposed by their coats being torn at somehow ridiculously easily.
02:30After padding Tails flips through the screen of another device pulled from his bag of tricks.
02:35And shouts a word that makes the crowd stop and immediately have a different expression.
02:40After padding Sonic gets told Tails challenge them all to a dance battle to resolve disputes.
02:46That's unrealistic and wouldn't save them.
02:50This is cringe worthy.
02:52This is such a worthless blatant padding scene that would only be watched to see how bad it is.
02:58This is so cartoony.
03:00They would have just super speed gone the map and gotten out of there at super speed.
03:04And then in seconds found a warm safe place to go for shelter.
03:09Sonic's not above hiding in somebody's house.
03:12And people say the wedding scene is bad.
03:15Why did nobody talk about this?
03:17There's nothing to say for a long time after this.
03:21There's no reason that the jukebox would have American music just so Sonic can dance to it.
03:28There's no reason there would even be a 1950s style jukebox in a 2020s film just because it's in a Russian bar.
03:36I thought everyone knew they were no less advanced in technology than us.
03:41Eventually Tails used a holographic gadget to project images of Sonic dancing everywhere in the bar.
03:48That's nice but I already saw Techno the Canary make something that did that.
03:53Why did I even bother to make this gadget?
03:56And somehow this results in every tough customer in the bar throwing up.
04:01So after padding where the narration repeats itself, Sonic gets the map.
04:07After padding, Sonic and Tails lounge in a back corner in the empty building.
04:12Tails thanks him and after padding he's called pal and lied to that he knows everything about Earth to reassure him.
04:19Naturally Tails doubts he really means he's his pal that quickly.
04:24Which makes sense because earlier he said he didn't trust Tails and they only knew each other for a day.
04:30Tails reassured and called buddy and he hugged Sonic fiercely.
04:35Unfortunately he's told to take it easy.
04:38Why are they writing him like this again?
04:41He's not Sonic anyways.
04:43They couldn't have known that he didn't hug Tails back in forces.
04:47Which Sega of Japan forced the writers not to do because they don't know how to appeal to westerners.
04:53So once again it's so obsessed with trying to make him look cool it makes him look heartless.
04:58Like my pal he only meant lackey.
05:01Sega had no say over the first film so it couldn't be blamed for the second one.
05:06Tails really doesn't need to apologize when it's Sonic who's being written like dog shit.
05:12I like that Tails wipes a tear away to give more empathy to him from the audience.
05:17Because this is actually deserved.
05:19As he goes on to explain his backstory.
05:22Sonic relates to him about it.
05:24So it lays it takes advantage of the fact that he's got the wrong backstory.
05:28But in short I know that feeling doesn't make up for all the thefts that got swept under the rug because of it.
05:34After Tails states the obvious he says that he was inspired by Sonic because he was weird and a legend for it.
05:41So he wondered if being weird wasn't so bad.
05:44This is literally the same motivation I think Starline has for why he started to like Eggman.
05:49Maybe he wasn't known for doing bad things at first.
05:52After padding the narration has Sonic acknowledge in his head that he couldn't have come this far without him.
05:58And only then does he say he's glad Tails is here.
06:01This makes it less heartwarming and more user of him.
06:05After padding they go to sleep with the blanket they apparently had and Tails' tails wrap around Sonic.
06:11That's sweet and thankfully he isn't told to stop.
06:14So that's fine but not a hug apparently.
06:17It could make sense that the blanket was in Tails' bank.
06:21I guess the gadgets he put in there are surprisingly small for so much to fit in there.
06:26When it gets to the next noon the snowstorm stops so now they can get back to searching.
06:32Their search would be done much faster if Sonic ran around instead of holding Tails while he's flying.
06:38After padding they go into a cave and Tails turns on a flashlight of some kind.
06:43In front of them ornate carvings of owl warriors fighting spiny haired people cover the walls.
06:50Humans would have discovered this and wondered why the natives made it.
06:55The word ornate was redundant.
06:57The narration makes it clear that Sonic's uncomfortable seeing it because it reminds him of Long Claw's death.
07:03Why does Tails waste his time stating the obvious again?
07:06He says these two species have been fighting for centuries.
07:09And Sonic says like Vin Diesel and The Rock which doesn't match the tone.
07:13And the narration explains he's trying to cover up the discomfort he felt.
07:16Tails reveals that now Knuckles is the last kid in a lamp.
07:20Because of writer cowardice.
07:22This is at least taken advantage of for the first time in the franchise.
07:25Because Sonic feels bad for him for being all alone.
07:28But his life was nothing like his because he didn't have to hide.
07:32What do you mean all alone?
07:34He would feel sorry that easily for someone who strangled him.
07:38After some padding Sonic notices symbols on an owl statue that match the ones on his map.
07:44And he eventually turns the stone versions of them to match the map.
07:48The emerald carving lights up green along with the eyes of the great owl.
07:53And the sound of ancient stones grinding together echoes as the owl's chest opens up with ice and dust floating off its wings.
08:00And from the chest floats what's eventually revealed to be a compass.
08:04Good thing every archaeologist and Splunker would have discovered this beforehand.
08:08Had too much respect for historical relics to get this compass first.
08:12Or even put it in a museum.
08:14The heroes didn't have to do anything special to get to this.
08:17There weren't any traps in the way.
08:19I wouldn't be talking about this if it didn't take place on Earth.
08:22As the light from the owl fades the compass flows.
08:26There's pointless narration and it reveals a big map of the Earth.
08:30Expansive wasn't needed.
08:32Just say big.
08:33After padding Sonic sees a red dot on Tails and tackles them to protect them from the laser sight of Eggman's drones.
08:40They run through a cave with drones flying after them.
08:43Eggman's drones are amazingly fast for keeping up with someone at the speed of sound when they were made before he met him.
08:50That's amazing.
08:52The narration states the obvious and a small missile goes over their heads and strikes the arch that made the cave's entryway.
09:00Why aren't they already gone out of the cave before they got trapped in it?
09:05Sonic can run at over 700 miles per hour.
09:09He didn't run to get to the owl statue.
09:12He wasn't far away from the entrance.
09:15There's padding after this.
09:17Eggman bursts through the ice sheets that were trapping them while riding in Eggmobile with turrets and whatever.
09:22After padding, Knuckles gets to the ground near Sonic and tries to get the compass.
09:27Sonic wonders how they were tracked down and eventually sold he tracked them down because he apparently had a cell phone with him which should have been established earlier.
09:35It makes sense that he'd want Tom to be able to instantly call him instead of worrying because he didn't call him back.
09:40And maybe he'd need his help.
09:42But I'm disappointed because I thought he would have tracked them down because of the magic in Sonic.
09:47He had Sonic's quill.
09:49In last film he tracked them down using it.
09:52After padding, at least Sonic insults that it's hard to take Eggman seriously with impossible snotsicles in his mustache and insults him for showing up in open canopy.
10:04After padding, a missile aids at Sonic and after a while it turns out it hit the statue.
10:09It says a thousand years of history gone.
10:12But the Allison Echidnas had only been fighting for centuries.
10:16After padding, Sonic tells Eggman to stuff it which is weak.
10:20And as a blue energy crackles around him, he spins into a ball and jumps towards Eggman and ricochets between drones and uncurls and grabs a wide piece of drone shell to slice it into Eggman's instruments.
10:33He eventually bursts through a vinyl sheet of thin ice and into the open air.
10:38Eventually Sonic uses the drone shell as a snowboard down the mountain.
10:43After redundant narration, Knuckles crunches the drone into his snowboard as well.
10:48Finally, Sonic points out that Knuckles is too angry, which he wasn't when he first showed up in the franchise.
10:55But he's justifying him being mad in this film, so it's not out of character.
10:59For the same reason, maybe I was a little too hard on Sonic X Knuckles thinking he was too much of a hothead.
11:06It's just that they put him in situations where of course he'd be mad.
11:11He's been looking for the master animal for years, so he would be impatient to get it by now.
11:16I can't remember any other time that Knuckles snowboarded.
11:19So that's new.
11:21After padding, Knuckles starts hitting the mountain to push himself closer to Sonic, and he again falls freeze as he digs his way right on top of Sonic.
11:30Tails says up here above Sonic's head, and Sonic throws it, and eventually Eggman takes it away.
11:36I'm glad someone as immature as Eggman was written to use the word haters.
11:41The word gets abused against people with accurate criticisms just for mentioning them.
11:47It should only be reserved for people with stupid reasons to hate something, or people completely making a temper tantrum out of extremely minor things.
11:56He pilots his way into another deep cave.
11:59It didn't need to say it was deep.
12:01They follow, and there's more padding where Eggman gives a surprisingly edgy threat to Tails where he says he'll stuff his tails and hang them on his wall.
12:09If this happened in Archie, people would be mocking it for years to come.
12:14Because it happened in something that everyone decided to stand, I never heard anyone talk about it.
12:20It's obviously good for a villain to talk like this, especially the main one, but you should treat everything equally.
12:26Tails just lies that he's breaking up and his tech has a glitch, being surprisingly brave enough to taunt him in the face of that.
12:34His life really toughened him up.
12:36He uses his tool belt to take control of the Eggmobile.
12:39Why does this never happen in the games?
12:42The game Tails has to be implied to being capable of this because he never does this.
12:47Tails calls his mustache creepy, pretending he's an amusement park ride announcer.
12:53And eventually he makes the Eggmobile go upside down to get the compass from him.
12:57After padding where Eggman whines a lot, he presses a button to send missiles out of the very same Eggmobile I thought was taking control of, so one blows up next to Tails.
13:08Why wasn't the Eggmobile controller able to prevent Eggman from doing that?
13:12So this was forced drama.
13:14The most criticized aspect of the entire film, where Tails gets put out of commission in a film where he doesn't get enough character moments or bonding moments with Sonic, was not only blatantly unnecessary, but also kind of forced.
13:26We already knew he cared about him, we didn't need him to get hurt.
13:29I guess he didn't have any rings.
13:32He doesn't convince anybody that Eggman's really a threat because nobody thought anyone else would get hurt after that.
13:38Because then the movie couldn't have ended well for Sonic.
13:41It says Sonic's still taking a pummeling.
13:44An unconscious Tails rolls down the snowy mountain towards the cliff.
13:48After padding, a stray boulder barrels out of the cave and hits Sonic's satchel.
13:54So I have to assume that happens because of a missile hitting the wall of the cave.
13:58The bag flops open, so the rings fall into a pit so deep that it's dark.
14:04Knuckles reaches for the compass at the cliff's edge, and it says Sonic had to make the hardest decision of his life, save the compass or Tails.
14:12Then it says it wasn't a choice at all, and he saves Tails.
14:16And after padding, Sonic gets threatened by an avalanche, and the narration won't shut up about it, and then it goes to Tom's point of view at the worst time.
14:25Why did the film writers think anyone would want to see this?
14:29It was taking so long to show me Tom's point of view that I thought the writer would know better.
14:33So it's all padding.
14:35Only mention the forced writing and what's good.
14:38Why was Tom feeling jet-lagged when he got here by a portal?
14:42Tom has to leave the wedding to do a video call with Sonic, where after Sonic stupidly says he needs help instead of what he needs him to do, he begs him to use the ring to save him from an avalanche.
14:52Somehow Tom says he doesn't know where he is, as if that would prevent him from saving him, when he can see what's behind Sonic and already knows how to make the ring work.
15:02Eventually it turns out the ring is on Rachel's finger, because somehow it confused the ring and a diamond ring.
15:10It would have been instantly noticed that there wasn't a diamond on the ring by everyone.
15:15So because Sonic needed Tom to save him from Eggman, Tom has to embarrass himself by eventually saying he needs that ring.
15:24And the bride and groom are inexplicably assholes in front of the whole wedding who just respond with a death threat instead of humoring him or even asking why like normal people would.
15:36So Tom ends up punching the groom out, causing the ring to go flying.
15:40He lucks out enough to catch it in the air, and throw it, and a portal opens in the middle of the aisle that spews out the avalanche into the face of the four shades-wearing men that were glaring at him.
15:52When the portal fades away, Tom sees Sonic land on the snow that now occupies half the wedding stage.
15:58After pointless narration, Tom and Maddie rush to Sonic's side and ask if he's okay.
16:03After padding where he uncomfortably tries to ground him from TV for a year, when he knows full well Sonic the Spyro would just watch TV at a different house anyways.
16:13Sonic almost immediately gets to explain what's going on, so it could have been worse.
16:18But he still should have done it instantly instead of telling him to listen to him when he's in trouble, since he might not have.
16:24After some padding, the guy who gave Tom the walkie-talkie shows up, but apparently he was actually Commander Walters and only lied about his name.
16:33Well that's needlessly confusing, especially to anyone who just read the book, who would have been picturing Agent Stone.
16:41Why did he lie to him?
16:43He says he represents Gunn, and says it was created after Sonic's blackout to protect Earth from aliens.
16:49Wouldn't that just be the military's job? They can do it too.
16:53He flashes a badge to prove it, and Maddie mocks the games by asking who would call a spy organization Gunn, because somehow that doesn't seem real.
17:03As if there aren't any non-subtle acronyms in the real world.
17:07It's so ridiculous that Walter thinks he has any chance as a normal human of capturing someone who can run at the speed of sound and create electricity.
17:15Sonic could have just run away carrying tails the whole time he was talking. He had no reason to listen to him.
17:21This is worse than Wile E. Coyote's chances.
17:25Walter states the obvious about why he's here. He says this was a sting operation to draw Sonic out of hiding.
17:31Even though he had no possible way of knowing Sonic would come here, and Sonic had no reason to come here to a boring wedding.
17:39It's only because of an occurrence that just happened to occur on this specific hour that the plan worked the way he wanted it.
17:45There was no way the plan would be this dumb. Just because he said sting operation.
17:51Eventually the bride jumps to the conclusion that her groom was a secret agent, and didn't tell her, and beats him mercilessly.
17:57Which is abusive. He was a shitty boyfriend for not telling her. He had no reason not to when she doesn't give a shit about Tom.
18:05But this was disproportionate. And if the genders were reversed, it wouldn't have been in a kid's story.
18:11Walter says that's correct instead of telling anyone to get her off of him. I guess he's just evil.
18:17And he says somehow even the priest was a fabrication.
18:20After Walter repeats his own exposition, arms move from the snow mound of an avalanche.
18:26And the groomsmen walk up to them with blasters ready when really they'd be too crushed by all the weight of the solid heavy avalanche to move.
18:34It didn't have to have it so that the snow would hit them.
18:37The avalanche could have gone somewhere harmless instead, and then this wouldn't be forced.
18:42Sonic clutches Tails and doesn't run away while doing so. Somehow.
18:47Tom doesn't explain how they're making a mistake, so he wasted his breath.
18:52It's cool that he slugs every agent in sight and starts wrestling.
18:55After pointless narration, somehow Sonic and Tails get a net shot at them because Sonic didn't run away.
19:02When running's what he's known for.
19:04Somehow, Walters doesn't get the hint that Eggman's not dead from the fact that he was told he should be protecting the world from him out nowhere.
19:11Matty says Eggman's back and Sonic's the only one who could stop him.
19:15And conveniently, Walters believes her this time and says into his wrist communicator that he wants him found.
19:22Why doesn't Sonic spin dash out of the net, go in the circle to knock down anyone who'd stop him, and then pick up Tails and run away?
19:30There's a lot of padding, especially as I wasted my time with a boring villain scene for no reason.
19:36Eventually, Knuckles and Eggman go through a portal onto the peak of a rocky island.
19:42I wish they'd call it the Angel Island.
19:45Eventually, a stone marker protrudes out from the grass in front of them.
19:51It's good that the narration says Eggman hates nature, since that's in character from the very beginning.
19:56He's usually just so mediocre in this story.
20:00When he's outright bad, I point it out.
20:02Usually, he's just acting like expected, in a boring, unamazing sort of way.
20:08After more boredom, Knuckles puts the compass into a wide divot in a stone and turns it, causing the island to rumble.
20:17A whirlpool forms around it, and the ocean drains away around them, seeming to drain away his padding.
20:24Eventually, Eggman says Archimedes would be floating in his grave right now.
20:29That's confusing, because there was a Sonic character called that.
20:33Why is he saying Archimedes?
20:36After padding, a massive hidden structure has them holding its peak as it's rising.
20:42Eventually, Knuckles jumps into a crevice on the Steel Rising Island's rock base.
20:48After padding, Eggman uses the Eggmobile to follow Knuckles into an elaborate labyrinth.
20:54What labyrinth isn't elaborate?
20:57There's more boring narration.
20:59Oh, I guess the reason they don't just fly over the labyrinth in the Eggmobile is that the labyrinth's walls are too high, so there won't be enough room for the Eggmobile.
21:11And Eggman's too heavy for Knuckles to climb the wall while he's on his back and glide over everything.
21:18He may have super strength, but he'll still hate the sheer weight on his back.
21:22There's more boring narration.
21:25At least his spear fires out of the wall to destroy one of his three drones.
21:30But all these traps seem so stereotypical.
21:33After more padding, Eggman used his last remaining drone to scan so that it'd figure out every trap in the place, which took hours.
21:42It's good that they had to deal with the labyrinth being hot and humid.
21:46With a glowing super punch, Knuckles breaks through a stone wall.
21:51Super and stone are redundant there.
21:53Eventually, the dust settles to reveal the Master Emerald.
21:57Why waste time calling it green and the cavern grand?
22:01Knuckles says it last, and when Eggman says ultimate power,
22:06somehow Knuckles doesn't beat him to unconsciousness at this point because of it again being blatantly obvious that he's evil.
22:13Why does he think Eggman is still worth keeping around?
22:17I mean, he glared at him for saying that friendship makes you weak or whatever.
22:21So he wouldn't like him anymore after that.
22:24So Eggman's victory over him is going to be completely unimpressive.
22:28After a daunting narration, I'm somehow expected to believe that in intergalactic society there's no crime greater than keeping a creature in a cage.
22:37It just reminds me of the Sonic X comic.
22:41So there's like, no pets whatsoever.
22:44And it turns out the heroes are being kept in a cage.
22:47After more padding, Tom reassures Sonic that he made Tom a better person by teaching him what it was like to be responsible for someone else.
22:55After some padding, the doors blow off the holding room because of Maddie using Tails' tool belt.
23:02She wasn't able to get anything off of Tails before he got put in a net.
23:06All eyes were on him, so people would know anyways.
23:09His gadgets were in a bag, so I guess she picked up the bag.
23:14I guess the bag really wasn't right next to Sonic after all.
23:18So he didn't get caught in the net.
23:20That should have been explained.
23:23It's nice that she got to be useful, but I have no idea how she got Tails' explosives.
23:28Which reminds me of Tails' adventure.
23:30Maddie's called amazing, and she removes Tom's handcuffs too somehow, and she's kissed.
23:36Well, it's the bravery that's amazing.
23:39Apparently anyone can use these gadgets, because they're designed by a kid.
23:43He asks her how she pulled this off, but never really gets told how.
23:47It doesn't answer what I was confused about.
23:50After some padding, she runs into a hallway and uses a pulse ray to lift furniture off the ground and pull over agents.
23:57And then in a flash, magnetizes their weapons, pulling their blasters away.
24:02It's all the more impressive to see a human do this for once.
24:05I wonder why Tails doesn't have a tool belt that's useful in the games.
24:09This is what he's supposed to be doing.
24:11It takes advantage of his creative potential.
24:14He was going on the adventures with Sonic from the first game he was in.
24:19Maddie uses some bolo whips to tangle and trip the new waves of attackers.
24:24Whips are hard to use.
24:26I assume she got lessons on how to use them years ago.
24:29It doesn't need to tell me Sonic was free of his cage before he bounces from agent to agent.
24:35Tom runs up to the guarded exit carrying the cage tail sim.
24:40And Maddie pulls out what's redundantly said to be her last defensive device.
24:45A gumball sized black ball with a small switch.
24:49If Sonic can just bounce from agent to agent, then why doesn't Sonic just attack the guards?
24:56For all they know, what she's about to throw at them is going to kill them.
25:00They have no reason to not assume that.
25:03I'm really glad that something interesting is happening instead of just Sonic attacking everybody.
25:08But they should save that gadget for later just in case.
25:11She presses it but doesn't know she's supposed to stop holding it.
25:15Somehow Tails' warning was unheard in the chaos.
25:19But why when there won't be any noise going on?
25:22It didn't mention any alarm going on.
25:25Some beeping happens and somehow Maddie asks what that's supposed to mean.
25:30She states the obvious and they run at her and she shows her compassion again by apologizing before throwing it at them.
25:36It'd be faster if she left it at sorry.
25:39I hope she shows a flaw at some point in the movie aside from this idiot ball.
25:44Because that's not her intentionally being an idiot.
25:48It's not a personality trait she's always supposed to have.
25:51The ball bursts into a massive bunch of goo that quickly hardens around the agents.
25:57Already did an Archie.
26:00Buns already fired stuff like that.
26:03After some pointless dialogue, they run off the helicopter towards a beach and they already get to the deserted site of the wedding reception.
26:11They get told to stop by Walters the gun commander who Sonic rolls his eyes at.
26:17After boring padding, Maddie throws the final goo bomb at him and somehow when he dodges it he doesn't just get trapped in giant goo anyways.
26:26But the book calls it a massive wave of goo.
26:29So if it's massive, it should expand enough to trap him anyways.
26:33So they misnamed it.
26:35It's so convenient that Walters doesn't shoot any of them instead of taunting them like a cartoon villain.
26:41So after padding, Tom gets the time to aim a blaster at Walters.
26:46Who somehow isn't scared and says it's nothing compared to the authority his badge gives him.
26:51Tom shoots a blaster that destroys a wedding cake.
26:54According to TV Tropes, it was Rachel in the movie.
26:58The novelist was smart enough to not make Rachel do anything because nobody liked her in the first film.
27:04And this makes him take back his insult and put his hands up.
27:08I'm so confused.
27:10He would have assumed the blaster was dangerous from the start.
27:14The team ties up Walters.
27:17I have to assume the stuff they tied him up with was already in the reception area.
27:21After some padding, the beacon of green light Eggman caused tells him how to get to the emerald.
27:27After some padding, Tom has to convince Sonic that he can beat Knuckles alone.
27:31Which only makes sense if I was right that his confidence was just an act.
27:35Because one fight he almost loses shouldn't be enough to make Sonic like this.
27:39Let alone make him say that he's just a kid.
27:42Which contradicts how he talked earlier.
27:45So after that's finally over, Sonic hugs those two goodbye and runs across the ocean.
27:51After some padding, Tails gets inspired enough to want to help him when he'd know he's too hurt to be worth it.
27:57He starts kicking the door of his cage just as Sonic runs away and hoarsely calls out for him to wait for him.
28:03Tom eventually puts his arm around his shoulder.
28:06And there's some more padding like pointless narration.
28:09Just as he reaches the edge of the island's whirlpool, he loses his footing underneath him for the first time and hits the water at over 300 miles an hour face first.
28:19Magically not getting hurt as much as he should.
28:22And why was he moving at only 300 miles an hour?
28:25Like a skipping stone, he skids off the surface and into the air.
28:29Somehow.
28:30He passes out and eventually stands up on a rocky surface.
28:34After some padding, he jumps down a hole and lands on a slick patch of stone and starts riding down pouring water on it.
28:42Eventually he lands in a big entrance to the labyrinth with a giant owl statue above him.
28:48After some padding where Sonic stops to consider where he should go first when there's no indication of which path is better.
28:55He repeatedly discovers traps set in every path.
28:59He eventually decides to run all over the labyrinth outrunning all of them.
29:03He would have just done this in the first place.
29:05The traps are all stereotypical Indiana Jones temple traps, who cares?
29:10He ends up riding stone blocks on lava rivers, which I've already seen now as CH in a volcano, until they get eaten up.
29:18Which tries to be realistic, but they have to be made of an alien sort of stone that magically prevents the heat of the lava from killing anyone who stands near it and overheating any surface that's riding in it.
29:29He swings on a redundantly described vine over the worst of traps.
29:34None of this feels like anything I didn't already see in that Archie comic where he went through a temple like this.
29:40He kicks down a crumbling wall, which could have been written more briefly, and sees the emerald's beacon radiating in the center of the room, which has Knuckles and Eggman in it.
29:50Obviously it's awesome that the emerald endures, because it's hidden better that way.
29:55And of course there's a lot of padding, because the characters insist on bickering with each other, despite being enemies who refuse to listen to reason.
30:03A big spiked wrecking bulb bursts through the wall behind them, demolishing the support pillars of the room.
30:09Sonic explains his presence by saying he was wondering where that went, and jumping out of the way.
30:14And there's some more padding, during which he makes this sickeningly lame speech that he believes in his loved ones and they believe in him.
30:21Which Sonic the Paragon of Coolness should never be saying.
30:25And the wrecking bulb keeps damaging the place the whole time the scene drags out with its unengaging dialogue and unimaginative fighting.
30:33At least what the wrecking bulb is doing seems new.
30:36Eventually Sonic warns Knuckles that Eggman's stealing the emerald, and isn't believed.
30:42But when he tells him to look, he somehow does look this time.
30:46After redundant narration, the Master Emerald embeds itself in Eggman's chest.
30:51Just like when that Chaos Emerald did it to Mammoth Mogul.
30:54If it's a good enough idea, it's fine for it to be used again.
30:57Eggman going super is a fantastic idea, making him more capable and respecting his status as the main villain.
31:05So he's the best person to reuse this idea for.
31:08I would have been amazed if this was the first time I saw it happen.
31:12Instead it was just like, oh that's neat.
31:15When I heard about it from abuse.
31:17There's some filler where Knuckles and Eggman talk to each other boringly.
31:21Until Eggman lifts an arm and shoots a force blast through the ceiling and flies upwards.
31:26This being the only thing that was better about this scene they're ripping off from Sonic 3.
31:32There's pointless narration and he ripples with green energy that's said to be able to remake the world.
31:37Why doesn't he do it as soon as he's done laughing if he wants to do that?
31:42He can't want to do it that much.
31:45His laughter goes through the chamber as the columns start collapsing.
31:49So, I don't like that.
31:50He wants to make him a cetera that he will get hangout instead of casaling a stencil comunque.
31:56He can´t drop and see him.
31:58Because I want all of his attention to his mind on the table as he poses for whipping things in.
32:01But, it's a very hard thing at the ceiling we root also can.
32:03Members do it being what they call him.
32:05If you chat in the table during the table then join or an hairdresser.
32:07ières too many things don't have more.
32:08I can't stop leaving bringing out their children.
32:10If you had any questions about them.
32:11This is where you will be lying around today.
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