Ya no va más 1988 HD 1080 Completa Antonio Ozores, Marta Valverde

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Reparto: Antonio Ozores, Marta Valverde, Ricardo Merino, Rafael Hernández, Loreto Valverde  Director: Mariano Ozores

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00:02:04Adela, your mother or me, you'll decide.

00:02:06And he comes out right away, man.

00:02:08Right away? And you've gotten into chess?

00:02:09Well, don't torment me anymore. She's my mother. What am I going to do with her?

00:02:13Well, rent it. Zoos are short on supplies. Someone will take it.

00:02:17Okay, fine. The caretaker has come. We're three months behind on our community fees.

00:02:22Well, I'll see if they'll give me an advance. But I don't know. All financial companies are in trouble. And ours, well, even more so than the others.

00:02:30Already.

00:02:30And there, oh, speaking of ass. Come out now, ma'am!

00:02:34Oh, don't scream. All the neighbors will find out. And see if you can help the child.

00:02:38What do you want, son?

00:02:40I have to write a topic about Cervantes. And I have doubts.

00:02:43Yes, man, yes. Cervantes, Don Quixote, the one who was left one-handed in that battle of Baterló.

00:02:49Lepanto.

00:02:51That was a horror. That was a horror.

00:02:53No, I say it was at the Battle of Lepanto.

00:02:56That, Lepanto, Lepanto, that, that way near Ciudad Real.

00:03:01The thing is, I've been told to keep things to a minimum and to delve more into other aspects of his life.

00:03:07Well, get in, get in.

00:03:08For example, I know that his first work was a sonnet dedicated to Isabel de Balboas, wife of Philip II.

00:03:15Well, well, that's the one... He orders me to write a sonnet in...

00:03:21No, that's by Lope de Vega.

00:03:23Well, it doesn't matter, they were very good friends. I think they went to football games together.

00:03:27No jokes, dad, you'll scold me later if I get bad grades.

00:03:31Well, tell me, what do you want to know?

00:03:33Some titles of his comedies and interludes.

00:03:35Ah, well, I, that's very good to say, isn't it?

00:03:38In the first one, I didn't want chemir, that's why.

00:03:42And the old woman says... No, a little skin.

00:03:44And he had said to you, when he comes, he says...

00:03:48How beautiful the moon is!

00:03:49But he was left feeling eaten away.

00:03:51And then he said he wasn't coming to the mother and he says...

00:03:54And so, so, so Madrid wins.

00:03:56Dad!

00:03:58Hello, ma'am.

00:04:00I'm here now.

00:04:01But it's one more second and I'm dying.

00:04:04One moment.

00:04:07Before entering the bathroom, you have to fix this handle.

00:04:10Madam, I'll do it another day.

00:04:12It has to be now, because it's the bathroom door handle.

00:04:16When I closed it, I was left holding it.

00:04:19And how do I get into the bathroom now?

00:04:20Breaking down the door?

00:04:22Impossible, I can't take it anymore.

00:04:24I'm going to the bathroom at the bar downstairs, okay?

00:04:26In bathrobe and pajamas.

00:04:28How, my husband?

00:04:29And I'll leave even naked.

00:04:31I've hit my head all over.

00:04:32Oh, how awful!

00:04:33He's rude, my daughter.

00:04:34Please tell me.

00:04:58The owner, manager or supervisor?

00:04:59I am The Three Things.

00:05:00Ah, very good.

00:05:02My name is Juan Calatañazor.

00:05:03They sent me from the unemployment office.

00:05:06Very good.

00:05:08I warn you that this is the fifth one they have sent me.

00:05:09There is no fifth, bad.

00:05:11And why won't any of them be done later?

00:05:13Well, because what people don't want is to hit.

00:05:17And you say it yourself.

00:05:18I've thought that many times.

00:05:20Well, what is the job?

00:05:23Man, a little bit of everything.

00:05:25Oh.

00:05:26I like concrete things.

00:05:29Look at you, for example.

00:05:30You have a key and you have to come every weekday to open the store at nine.

00:05:35That's very good.

00:05:36Me here every day at nine o'clock at night?

00:05:38No, in the morning.

00:05:40A.m?

00:05:41I'm all about getting up early.

00:05:43Listen, couldn't you come at eleven, eleven thirty, twelve at the latest?

00:05:46No, it opens at nine.

00:05:49Well, but don't worry.

00:05:50I'll keep opening it.

00:05:51But you know that you have to close it later.

00:05:53No, no, that's true...

00:05:54Well, what time does it close?

00:05:55At eight o'clock.

00:05:56At eight o'clock.

00:05:57What bad luck.

00:05:58It's that I pick up my girlfriend every day at seven.

00:06:00Well, you'll leave a little earlier.

00:06:02That's better.

00:06:04And here?

00:06:04What should I do?

00:06:06Well, the first thing you have to do in the morning is vacuum.

00:06:08No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:06:09I as a maid.

00:06:10No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:06:12I'll do it.

00:06:13Then you have to serve the customers.

00:06:16And what about snack time?

00:06:17Coming in at twelve?

00:06:18What does it have to do with it?

00:06:19They are union rules.

00:06:21I arrive around twelve.

00:06:22First thing in my half hour snack.

00:06:24Going out to eat at one.

00:06:25But we close at two.

00:06:27It's that before eating, I have my aperitif that I never miss.

00:06:30And then we open at four.

00:06:31I'll arrive around five because I usually take a nap.

00:06:35So, you're coming at 12:30, you're leaving at 1:00, you're coming back at 5:00, and you're leaving again at 7:00.

00:06:40Yes, except on Saturdays.

00:06:42Because I do English week and I don't work.

00:06:44And how much do you want to charge for that?

00:06:48It's normal.

00:06:51You say.

00:06:53One hundred thousand a month?

00:06:56Twenty thousand pesos to be a slave all day?

00:06:58Ah, no, he's leaving.

00:06:59Sign here so they can see at the unemployment office that I came.

00:07:02Boy, you're a pain in the ass.

00:07:04Come on, how rude.

00:07:05Clear.

00:07:07Now I understand why five suitors came and none of them worked out.

00:07:10There you stay.

00:07:10And I warn you that with these conditions it will take you a long time to find an employee.

00:07:17I'm not telling you.

00:07:18Who was he?

00:07:18What do I know, just another lazy guy who doesn't want to work.

00:07:21Will it be possible?

00:07:22Well, with this one, there are five.

00:07:23Boy, bellboy.

00:07:31You say, Mr. Puente.

00:07:33Well, today's protested letters are ready.

00:07:36Bring the wheelbarrow.

00:07:37Immediately.

00:07:38Ah, the director says to go see him with the risk account of Mr. Aristotle Onassis.

00:07:44But what are you saying?

00:07:46No, man, no.

00:07:47Aristides González.

00:07:48You're always wrong.

00:07:50Be careful with those letters and if any of them get lost, let it be for 1200 pesetas, which is mine.

00:07:54Yeah.

00:07:57A ruin, Mr. Director.

00:07:59A ruin.

00:08:01Yes, yes, yes, ma'am, I know.

00:08:02And I am very sorry.

00:08:04But understand.

00:08:05I cannot withhold an employee's salary without a court order.

00:08:08But my husband is going to leave us on the street.

00:08:10In the street!

00:08:11Or he has taken everything of value in the apartment to sell.

00:08:16And do you know the last thing he did yesterday?

00:08:18No idea.

00:08:18Because I think it's his thing.

00:08:21He's already taken the bat board!

00:08:23The bat board?

00:08:25But who's going to buy that?

00:08:27Well, what do I know?

00:08:28Hey, Raul, wait a minute.

00:08:29He sells you a bat board.

00:08:30That this morning I would have given you a thousand dollars for it.

00:08:32But now why do I want that?

00:08:34It is very useful, for example, to make a frame for a painting.

00:08:38No, thanks, I already have it.

00:08:39Of course I see her so little that...

00:08:42Have you looked in the mirror?

00:08:44Do you look bad?

00:08:46I just don't sleep.

00:08:47Well, instead of sheep, you have financial directors, for example, right?

00:08:52No, I don't sleep because I spend so much time.

00:08:56A mess of skirts, huh?

00:08:58A lover, Mr. Director?

00:08:59What's up?

00:09:01A whore, no matter how expensive she was, wouldn't be such a nuisance to the family.

00:09:06Sorry, ma'am.

00:09:06Happens.

00:09:08You give your permission, Mr. Director.

00:09:09Pass, bridge, pass.

00:09:11I bring you the risk of Aristides González.

00:09:14And what about that risk?

00:09:15Well, this is... very risky.

00:09:17Check those folders to see if they can hold more paper.

00:09:20Type, unless it's from a newspaper, no...

00:09:22Well, if she's not a woman, you tell me what she is.

00:09:25Because a man doesn't lose his head just like that.

00:09:27The game, Mr. Director.

00:09:29The game!

00:09:31Everything he earns he leaves up his sleeve, in that casino.

00:09:34The casino?

00:09:35And so much is lost there?

00:09:36Everything, my husband, everything.

00:09:38He is a man worried about debt, like all Spaniards.

00:09:42And he says that roulette is going to make us rich.

00:09:44Come on, come on, come on!

00:09:45What happened, bridge? What's going on?

00:09:47No, come on, come on, I'll explain.

00:09:47It's that when he talked to me about roulette, well then I said to myself, damn, there's the money.

00:09:50And since I didn't know from that point on, I don't like elvers.

00:09:53And then I repeated that the time I told him because his mother had come.

00:09:55Do you understand?

00:09:56Well, leave it then.

00:09:57And tell the bellboy to come and pick all that up.

00:09:59Yes, Mr. Director.

00:10:00At your service, Mr. Director.

00:10:01Mr. Director, I dropped it.

00:10:02Mr. Director, madam, don't cry for me.

00:10:04Goodbye, Mr. Director.

00:10:08Mr. Bridge.

00:10:09Mr. Calandres, how may I help you?

00:10:12I'm going to deposit some money.

00:10:14Please fill out the form for me.

00:10:16You know I get confused.

00:10:18How could it not?

00:10:19Heels or metallic?

00:10:21Paste.

00:10:22Goose pasta.

00:10:23Wow, he's into white slavery, huh?

00:10:26That's not a bad business, but no, sir.

00:10:28Three full houses and two horses at the casino in La Manga.

00:10:31Ah, but does this work, this?

00:10:33You see.

00:10:34It consists of having a trick.

00:10:36I play endgames and black and red.

00:10:38And here it is.

00:10:40562,000 pesetas.

00:10:42And this the...?

00:10:43And have you had to invest a lot of money in this?

00:10:47Well, about 20,000 pesetas.

00:10:4920,000 pesetas, right?

00:10:50Look, wait a minute.

00:10:51I'm going to see this now.

00:10:55How much do you want for the toilet board?

00:10:58Two bets on a full house and a horse.

00:11:011,200 pesetas.

00:11:02Very good, very good.

00:11:03Nothing, I'll buy it for you, I'll buy it for you.

00:11:04On one condition.

00:11:05Take me to the casino tonight.

00:11:07And she's a mule.

00:11:08And this is the Star dining room.

00:11:10As you can see, the house meets the best conditions.

00:11:13What do you think, darling?

00:11:16Very good.

00:11:18We are in the middle of the countryside.

00:11:19To go to the cinema you have to take the train.

00:11:21The newspaper subscription is for the provinces.

00:11:24If I want to talk to my mother, who lives downtown, I have to request a conference call.

00:11:27And to go shopping you have to travel 50 kilometers of road and 5 kilometers of forest road.

00:11:31So you're not interested?

00:11:32We have to think about it.

00:11:34Well, I'll leave you, I have to serve other customers, okay?

00:11:36Go on, go on, relax.

00:11:38You don't like it, do you?

00:11:40Amparo, how many apartments have we seen in the 14 years since we were about to get married?

00:11:44Oh, I don't even remember.

00:11:45Well, except for Isabel Peral's submarine, everything that's been built in Cartagena.

00:11:50I know you're right.

00:11:51But I'm not a crazy person who just gets married.

00:11:54You have to think about it.

00:11:5614 years old?

00:11:58And where are we going to live?

00:11:59Should you buy an apartment?

00:12:01How much money do we have saved?

00:12:03About 300,000.

00:12:04And there must be tickets from the Republic.

00:12:07If we need something to push us, a shot.

00:12:12But from where?

00:12:13Why is it so hard for you to find a job?

00:12:16I do what I can.

00:12:18But you don't know what plan some businessmen are in.

00:12:20Come in, come in here.

00:12:22This is the Star Dining Room.

00:12:25Yes, not bad.

00:12:27How do they turn out?

00:12:2810 million.

00:12:29It depends on the deadlines.

00:12:30Look, here I have the payment methods.

00:12:34Let's go see the kitchen, because I'm in a hurry, okay?

00:12:37Any quotes?

00:12:38No, son.

00:12:39At 8 o'clock the Casino de la Manga opens.

00:12:41And I have half an hour's drive.

00:12:42Are you going too?

00:12:43Almost every day.

00:12:44But there you always get lost.

00:12:46It will be you.

00:12:47I get 300,000 clean a month.

00:12:49But you spend your life there.

00:12:51It is a more pleasant job than another.

00:12:55Protection.

00:12:56I think I know where the injection we need is going to come from.

00:13:01Good night.

00:13:21Good night.

00:13:22Where are the ticket offices?

00:13:23What lockers?

00:13:24No, it's just that I wanted to get an entry, a general one.

00:13:26No, sir.

00:13:26Inside they take your information and give you the ticket.

00:13:28Thank you very much, yes.

00:13:29No, it's not like I'm going to tip him.

00:13:30I don't trust these people one bit.

00:13:44You, sorry.

00:13:46Is this where they sell the tickets?

00:13:48Yes, I think so.

00:13:53Is this your first time at the casino?

00:13:55No no.

00:13:56I already...

00:13:58And how much is the entrance fee?

00:14:02Well, it depends, right?

00:14:03The first rows are more expensive.

00:14:05Ah, but sitting there?

00:14:06And here it stands?

00:14:08Depends.

00:14:08I guess there will be standing room only like in football.

00:14:12Total.

00:14:13This is also your first time at the casino, isn't it?

00:14:17Yes sir.

00:14:18But I'm ashamed to say that I've never been in a casino.

00:14:21You're right, aren't you?

00:14:22You used to come to a gambling place like this often and you were a scoundrel.

00:14:26Now, you say you've never been here and you're an idiot.

00:14:29Go on.

00:14:31Well, the thing is, I was supposed to meet a friend here, but I think he stood me up.

00:14:34We asked there.

00:14:36Well, let's go.

00:14:39Hello good.

00:14:41How much is the cheapest ticket?

00:14:42There is only one and it costs 600 pesetas.

00:14:44Well, give us two, since we're here.

00:14:46Your ID, please?

00:14:48So that?

00:14:49If we haven't done anything.

00:14:50But these are the rules.

00:14:54And why would they ask for the documentation?

00:14:56No, it must be in case you lose everything and have a heart attack so you can notify your family.

00:15:01How much paperwork does it take to make a ministry like this?

00:15:15Hey, there's a real luxury here, huh?

00:15:17Look, look, look, look, look.

00:15:20They must be making a lot of money.

00:15:23How much will the dates cost?

00:15:24This should hardly be 40 duros.

00:15:2640 duros is a building with as much marble as this one.

00:15:30Go on.

00:15:31No, the minimum bet is 40 duros.

00:15:34Ah, well I didn't bring any change, huh?

00:15:36Here, as I've seen in the movies, they exchange your money for tokens.

00:15:39I am afraid of losing what I have brought.

00:15:41I won't lose it, because I've had it in my pocket since this morning.

00:15:45Hey, my hand is sweating, huh?

00:15:47And how much can you earn in one go?

00:15:51500.

00:15:52Neither?

00:15:53Thousand.

00:15:55Five hundred thousand?

00:15:56Well, let's change the money, shall we?

00:16:00Excuse me, please, where do I change the money for...?

00:16:03There.

00:16:03Thank you.

00:16:04Ah, thank you very much.

00:16:06Take out the ones.

00:16:08Please, how much is the smallest bet?

00:16:10To speak now, dice, French or American roulette.

00:16:13Ah, no, no.

00:16:14The smallest one.

00:16:16200 pesetas.

00:16:17You have 25,000 pesetas in round tokens.

00:16:2020,000 for me alone.

00:16:21More beautiful chips, what else is happening?

00:16:26The thing is, that doesn't seem like money and it goes away like water.

00:16:30No, no, sir.

00:16:30I never forget that each one of these costs 40 duros.

00:16:33I'm dumb.

00:16:34Yeah, yeah.

00:16:35This.

00:16:36Can we play at any table?

00:16:37Yes, wherever you want.

00:16:39Thanks a lot, huh?

00:16:46And where do we stand?

00:16:48Well, I don't know, if you like, we can go together and find out at the same time.

00:16:51Okay, okay, okay.

00:16:52But let's not say we're newbies, lest we get confused.

00:16:55That?

00:16:55Approve fortune?

00:16:56Yes, let's see if we can get one out of 14.

00:16:58There are two free spots left.

00:17:00Come.

00:17:02Who is this?

00:17:03She must be one of those who gives massages to the Moors.

00:17:05What a lucky guy.

00:17:12The bad thing is that he puts glasses on the person next to him.

00:17:15Wow, Don Ramón.

00:17:17Aren't you bad at it?

00:17:18Excuse me.

00:17:18Yes, it seems we got it right.

00:17:20Employee posture.

00:17:21Worth.

00:17:22Do you mind if these friends stand here?

00:17:24No, no, of course, whatever you want.

00:17:25Get ready.

00:17:26Employees.

00:17:26You see, he's very kind, huh?

00:17:29Is the table hot?

00:17:32For me, yes.

00:17:32Since I see that you are experts, I'll leave you.

00:17:36See you later.

00:17:37Thank you so much.

00:17:41Here you go, sir.

00:17:42Thank you.

00:17:44Place your bets, gentlemen.

00:17:45It's, what number do we play on the mat?

00:17:48I don't know, I was born on the 17th.

00:17:50Isn't it the 17th?

00:17:51This gentleman has already posted it before.

00:17:52Ah.

00:17:53Well, next time you'll wake up, yes.

00:17:54I'm going to play the fool, well, this very one.

00:17:57Place your bets.

00:17:58If it can be reset, it's because it's one of the few that's left free.

00:18:00Well, you put it and if they say no, then you take it back and that's it and nothing happens.

00:18:03Here I go.

00:18:03Get in.

00:18:05Excuse me.

00:18:07They left me.

00:18:11No more.

00:18:12It's already there because the ball is rolling.

00:18:14I'm sweating.

00:18:16How bad it is.

00:18:1922 black.

00:18:20Stop and go.

00:18:21I've died.

00:18:22And you?

00:18:22No, I have come closer.

00:18:25Hey, will the refund be paid here?

00:18:26Well, I don't know, no idea.

00:18:28Look, look, look, look.

00:18:29Don Ramón has caught again.

00:18:31But man?

00:18:32But Don Ramón again?

00:18:33Yeah.

00:18:34Looks like I'm on a roll.

00:18:35I'm going to retire that package because it won't fit all the chips they want.

00:18:38Don't even think about touching this.

00:18:40Excuse me, look, how did this get to you?

00:18:42What's in it for you?

00:18:43I don't know, maybe it's the crazy guy, I don't know.

00:18:47Place your bets, gentlemen.

00:18:49Now I'm going to play three chips.

00:18:51Don't play 17 before it's taken away.

00:18:54I'm going to play 5 on 5, that is, palindrome.

00:18:56It's my turn, it's going to be found in the back.

00:18:57The truth.

00:18:58I don't know if we'll win, but this is an exciting time.

00:19:00Look, some people say that it's better here than in bed with a girl.

00:19:04No, man, no, not that.

00:19:05I say winning.

00:19:05Ah, winning!

00:19:06Ah, yes, a while.

00:19:07A thousand times, man.

00:19:08Is it no longer valid?

00:19:12If I could put my hand in and stop the ball wherever I wanted it to be...

00:19:15Oh, that would be a real pleasure to play, man.

00:19:17Twenty-nine black and pari pass.

00:19:23Nothing, nothing, I think that the numbers we play are not in that round thing.

00:19:27No, man, we weren't going to arrive and kiss the saint.

00:19:30What saint am I talking about?

00:19:31No, no, it was something else.

00:19:33No, he says we're not going to show up on the first day and win, right?

00:19:35Not selling?

00:19:37And how have you been doing, you wretch?

00:19:39I have taken a full and three horses.

00:19:41Three horses.

00:19:43He must have left them in the stable, right?

00:19:46Hey, what's that?

00:19:48It's his first time here.

00:19:50That, well yes, the truth, yes.

00:19:52It shows.

00:19:53Of course, I told you.

00:19:55It's going to show, it's going to show.

00:19:57And what do you do to win?

00:19:58Always?

00:19:59It's that I play with a method.

00:20:01Ah, but there is a method.

00:20:02Yes of course.

00:20:03And with a method you win?

00:20:04Of course, you don't see what the guy has won.

00:20:07It depends on the methods.

00:20:08I play three full draws with knights and a reserve for the final eight.

00:20:14But this final eight depends on the numbers that have come up in the last twenty draws.

00:20:20Well, I'm leaving.

00:20:22I've already earned my two hundred thousand pesetas.

00:20:25Two hundred thousand.

00:20:26Good night.

00:20:28Hello good.

00:20:32Three balls per full, riding eight on horseback at the end.

00:20:38And that's what I understood from him.

00:20:39And that's how you win.

00:20:40Well, well, I've seen it.

00:20:42Place your bets, gentlemen.

00:20:44What do we do?

00:20:45Shall we continue?

00:20:46What do you think?

00:20:47Well, since we're here, we can put on some plenadas and get on the horse.

00:20:52How's it going?

00:20:53It's terrible for us.

00:20:54Don Ramón has done well, yes.

00:20:56Well, he should have put his chips where he put them.

00:20:59Ah, but can that be done?

00:21:00Of course, it is not prohibited.

00:21:02If only we had known!

00:21:03Keep playing.

00:21:05And cheer up.

00:21:05Come on, cheer up, man.

00:21:08Now that Don Ramón has left, we're going to make a fortune.

00:21:11Five to four.

00:21:12I'm still on seventeen.

00:21:13Clear.

00:21:14Will it ever come out?

00:21:15That.

00:21:16Let's see now.

00:21:17Let's see.

00:21:20Is it no longer valid?

00:21:24Eleven and black, odd and missing.

00:21:27Nothing, nothing.

00:21:28Not a donkey, not a horse.

00:21:29Nothing, nothing, nothing.

00:21:30I left everything at seventeen.

00:21:32No more.

00:21:33Seventeen, black, odd and missing.

00:21:34Take it!

00:21:35No, Aunt Molar.

00:21:37Now it comes out on the seventeenth.

00:21:39What a night!

00:21:41Nothing, it's all the cuspier's fault.

00:21:44Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:21:44Count the number of these.

00:21:48Good night.

00:21:52Four hours for nothing.

00:21:55I think we've paid a price.

00:21:56Yes, five thousand duros of hazing, all that he brought.

00:21:58And I four thousand duros.

00:22:00Well, well.

00:22:01And how will that Don Ramón do it?

00:22:03Because he has a method, because there are no people who win the Christmas lottery.

00:22:06And he scores a fortune of fourteen.

00:22:09Well, nice to meet you.

00:22:10Raúl Sánchez at your disposal.

00:22:12Hello, goodbye.

00:22:13And good luck next time.

00:22:14One moment.

00:22:15Do you plan to return?

00:22:17Yes, because the whole night won't be so bad.

00:22:20Neither you nor I are very experienced.

00:22:21Why don't we join forces and make a collection?

00:22:24Well, we can.

00:22:25Tomorrow at the same time.

00:22:26Good.

00:22:27How much do we bring?

00:22:29Fifteen thousand each.

00:22:30I'm married and I want to get three thousand duros from my wife.

00:22:33But well, okay.

00:22:35I bring three thousand duros.

00:22:37Bye bye.

00:22:38Three thousand duros?

00:22:40But he needs so much.

00:22:42You don't know how my mother-in-law is.

00:22:44Six years eating puree.

00:22:46All of his upper teeth are missing.

00:22:48That is, the kind that eats sandwiches.

00:22:50And down there is none.

00:22:51The aunt doesn't even have a piece.

00:22:52But how are they going to hold the hairpiece on?

00:22:55Well, with three thousand duros of my soul now.

00:22:58Well, you know that it is not customary.

00:23:01And the bottom part?

00:23:02That's worse.

00:23:04But how worse?

00:23:05If you have nothing of yours up there.

00:23:07Well, they have to put a screw in it, right?

00:23:10And the nut is on the outside.

00:23:13I mean, look, she's my mother-in-law, right?

00:23:15Well, I feel sorry for her.

00:23:17You have to put in the whole platinum part, right?

00:23:20I went a bit too far.

00:23:21Nickel plated, nickel plated.

00:23:22And the nut is on the outside here, right?

00:23:25She looks like a forfisher, poor thing.

00:23:28Well, well.

00:23:29As it is a disease,

00:23:31and I know well what that is,

00:23:33I will speak to the council.

00:23:35Thank you, Mr. Director.

00:23:37May God reward you.

00:23:38You are a saint.

00:23:40May your neck get better.

00:23:41But why 3,000 duros?

00:23:46Do you want us to get married or not?

00:23:48What do you think?

00:23:49Well then, from the savings we have,

00:23:51we are going to make an investment.

00:23:5215,000 pesetas,

00:23:54which will become 100,000 tomorrow.

00:23:56I don't trust you, Juan.

00:23:57I don't trust him.

00:23:58Come on, aunt.

00:24:00If I only think about you.

00:24:02I want us to get married

00:24:03and that you don't have to continue as this chiropractor's assistant.

00:24:06And let it not be missing.

00:24:07And don't think my boss is great.

00:24:10He has some hands,

00:24:11take a sick person,

00:24:12pulls him here and there

00:24:13and leaves it new.

00:24:15But that thing about throwing it at people is easy.

00:24:17Come on, what do we do with those little tromilduritos?

00:24:19Alright.

00:24:20I'll give them to you tomorrow.

00:24:22It has to be now, monkey.

00:24:24Don't get all cuddly, Juan.

00:24:27That here, on top of the stretcher.

00:24:29Then you complain that all your bones hurt.

00:24:32In addition, he is expecting a very important client.

00:24:34A minister?

00:24:35No, Mr. Obdulio.

00:24:37He is undergoing long-term treatment.

00:24:38and you have to give me 10,000 pesetas today.

00:24:42So what do we do?

00:24:44You are a sexual obsessive.

00:24:45No, I mean money.

00:24:47Here I have 5,000 pesetas.

00:24:49The rest is in the bank.

00:24:50I need 15,000.

00:24:52Tell me, yes, it's me.

00:25:00Now, I'm waiting for a client.

00:25:03Well, well, I'll be there soon.

00:25:06A patient is waiting for me.

00:25:07Can you do me a favor?

00:25:08Wait here.

00:25:09Don Obdulio will come.

00:25:11You tell him to wait for me.

00:25:12That I had to go out for an urgent case.

00:25:14And what do I do with only 5,000 pesetas?

00:25:18I can't do more, Juan.

00:25:20And how are we going to get that injection?

00:25:21What do we need for the floor?

00:25:23Working, Juan.

00:25:24It's the best way.

00:25:26Wait for me, Don Obdulio.

00:25:27Is the doctor or his assistant not here?

00:25:55No, my partner isn't here, but I can do the treatment for him.

00:26:00I didn't know the doctor had a partner.

00:26:03We have two clinics and I am always in the larger one.

00:26:06Come in, come in.

00:26:07Let's see if you can cure this neck pain.

00:26:10I think it is arthritic.

00:26:12Or of, or of, or, or, or of cervicals.

00:26:14Yes, my partner already told me.

00:26:15I'm in the background.

00:26:16His case is very clear.

00:26:18When I was studying in Indonesia, it was...

00:26:20Didn't you know cryopractic is from Indonesia?

00:26:23Well, yes, Indonesia, yes, yes.

00:26:25It was taught to me by an American who was in Indonesia.

00:26:28Or is it that Americans are only in America.

00:26:30Well, yes.

00:26:31And speaking of Americans,

00:26:33my partner told me

00:26:34that you have to make a cash delivery.

00:26:37Yes, 10,000 pesetas.

00:26:39Well, leave them there on the table.

00:26:40I don't like to touch money during the consultation.

00:26:42Of course, because of thirst.

00:26:43Yeah.

00:26:46There it is.

00:26:48Well, sit on the stretcher.

00:26:50that we are going to start the treatment.

00:26:51Hey, the doctor always does it with his hand.

00:27:05Clear.

00:27:06The knife is to open the door

00:27:07that sometimes gets stuck.

00:27:08To take off the gloves.

00:27:09Wow.

00:27:13Here it goes.

00:27:14Let's see.

00:27:15It's the neck, isn't it?

00:27:16Oh, oh, oh!

00:27:16Careful!

00:27:18It's that it hurts like hell.

00:27:19Clear!

00:27:20Oh!

00:27:20But first you have to reconnoitre the terrain.

00:27:23You relax

00:27:24and measures to the ceiling.

00:27:27Don't worry.

00:27:28Well.

00:27:30Well here it goes.

00:27:32Oh, oh, oh, oh!

00:27:33Oh, oh, oh!

00:27:34What a barbarity!

00:27:35What a pain!

00:27:38That's because it's already having an effect on you.

00:27:39I bet your neck doesn't hurt anymore.

00:27:40I don't know about the neck,

00:27:41but I don't even feel my arm.

00:27:43He sees it.

00:27:44Come on.

00:27:48Oh, oh, oh!

00:27:49Come on!

00:27:49Ouch, it feels like I've been hit by a truck!

00:27:53Don't exaggerate!

00:27:54And don't move,

00:27:54that the effect is lost.

00:27:57What if we leave it and I come back tomorrow?

00:27:59Wait,

00:28:00that now I'm going to straighten his head.

00:28:02Wouldn't a couple of aspirin be better?

00:28:06Oh, mother of my soul!

00:28:07Why didn't I stay home?

00:28:10Without worrying,

00:28:11that I'm already finishing you off.

00:28:12And you can say it, doctor.

00:28:15Listen,

00:28:15I can't lift my arm?

00:28:17But if the arm is only raised

00:28:18to call taxis.

00:28:19Doctor,

00:28:22My foot is falling asleep.

00:28:24Well,

00:28:25let me take a nap.

00:28:26Well,

00:28:27let's go with the head,

00:28:28I'm having fun with this.

00:28:29Listen,

00:28:30and wouldn't you go see me?

00:28:31a magnetic bracelet?

00:28:32No, man,

00:28:33see if this is very simple.

00:28:34You have to give yourself a twist.

00:28:35like when you go to eat a shrimp.

00:28:37Hey?

00:28:37It is, it is.

00:28:42How are you?

00:28:44What does it feel better to?

00:28:45Fatal.

00:28:46Even my feet hurt.

00:28:48Ah,

00:28:48that's a thing of bunions.

00:28:50And don't move,

00:28:51My partner is coming right now

00:28:52to finish the treatment.

00:28:56But listen,

00:28:56and if it takes a long time,

00:28:57that I can't move my head.

00:28:59And why do you want to move your head?

00:29:00How well you are like this?

00:29:02Yeah,

00:29:02but I'm going to have to see

00:29:04television

00:29:04armpit.

00:29:06For what there is to see.

00:29:07To the,

00:29:07bye bye.

00:29:08Everything hurts except my tie.

00:29:10Well, I don't know what.

00:29:12Where are you going so fast?

00:29:13I have to do.

00:29:14Ah,

00:29:15There I leave you Don Obdulio.

00:29:16I have started treatment.

00:29:17How?

00:29:18What have you done?

00:29:19Nothing,

00:29:19women.

00:29:20Hey,

00:29:21this thing about being a chiropractor

00:29:22is lying down.

00:29:23Don Obdulio,

00:29:25But what happened to him?

00:29:2715,000.

00:29:2815,000.

00:29:31Well,

00:29:32and now,

00:29:32let's merge the two of us

00:29:34like the Vizcaya and the Biebao.

00:29:35And then we're going to say

00:29:36a few million dollars.

00:29:37No,

00:29:37let's not get nervous.

00:29:38Is it very expensive?

00:29:39Here again?

00:29:40Yeah,

00:29:40Let's see if we do better today

00:29:42than the other day.

00:29:43As best,

00:29:44today we will win for sure.

00:29:45Well, I would love to,

00:29:46because if you saw

00:29:47that all those who take the money

00:29:49they are rich...

00:29:50Can you tell we're poor?

00:29:51Man,

00:29:52I didn't mean that.

00:29:53Disabuse yourself,

00:29:54we are poor people

00:29:55and it shows.

00:29:56But today we are going to stop being that.

00:29:57There it goes!

00:29:57I did that!

00:29:59Well, good luck.

00:30:00Thank you.

00:30:01This girl is nice.

00:30:02and she's also good looking.

00:30:03Yeah,

00:30:04and does his job very well.

00:30:05Yeah,

00:30:06Well,

00:30:06I have a surprise for you.

00:30:09Are you going to give me a gift?

00:30:10But we hardly know each other.

00:30:11No,

00:30:12No,

00:30:12Why am I going to give him a gift?

00:30:13Ah,

00:30:13sorry,

00:30:14as he said,

00:30:14a surprise.

00:30:15It's that I have changed a partner's

00:30:17a toilet board

00:30:18by a method to win.

00:30:19Do you sell?

00:30:20toilet boards?

00:30:21This is not,

00:30:22No,

00:30:23he sold the toilet,

00:30:24but not the...

00:30:25Well,

00:30:25It's a very long story,

00:30:26No?

00:30:27The important thing is this,

00:30:29a method to win at roulette for sure.

00:30:32And that piece of paper is a method?

00:30:33Yeah,

00:30:33Sir.

00:30:34What did you want,

00:30:35What's wrong with you or what?

00:30:36I don't know,

00:30:36but of course,

00:30:37If it only cost you a toilet board...

00:30:39This never fails,

00:30:40it never fails,

00:30:41come.

00:30:43Look,

00:30:43Hey?

00:30:44We have come too soon,

00:30:46they haven't even started dealing letters yet.

00:30:48Look,

00:30:48I like that one.

00:30:49To that one?

00:30:49Can one get closer?

00:30:53Yeah,

00:30:54Sir,

00:30:54whenever.

00:30:54What time do they open?

00:30:55Right now,

00:30:55whenever you want.

00:30:56Here you go.

00:30:58Well, very well.

00:31:00One moment,

00:31:01one moment,

00:31:01Something is wrong here,

00:31:02Yeah,

00:31:02Yeah.

00:31:03It's that we play with a method.

00:31:04Don't tell him we're going to take all the money.

00:31:07Ah,

00:31:07clear,

00:31:08Yeah,

00:31:08Well,

00:31:08but it is a bad method,

00:31:09come on,

00:31:10I'm sure we won't even win a trip.

00:31:11It's to distract us.

00:31:13And it is here,

00:31:14on that little piece of paper,

00:31:14I have it written down,

00:31:15that you have to let it go twice,

00:31:17I mean,

00:31:17twice without betting.

00:31:19Yeah,

00:31:19Sir,

00:31:19right now.

00:31:20Place your bets.

00:31:25No more.

00:31:29We have to write down the number that comes up.

00:31:36Black eight,

00:31:37for and missing.

00:31:38Aim for eight.

00:31:39You have to multiply it by the number that comes out now.

00:31:41Place your bets.

00:31:42No more.

00:31:47I took out the calculator.

00:31:48Said,

00:31:48don't make me nervous now,

00:31:49man.

00:31:54Five red,

00:31:54odd and missing.

00:31:56I'm quite happy.

00:31:57This,

00:31:58five by eight,

00:31:59the...

00:31:59Forty-two.

00:32:00This,

00:32:01the...

00:32:01What did you say?

00:32:02To multiply eight by five you don't need a calculator.

00:32:05Eight by five,

00:32:05forty-two.

00:32:07I don't get confused,

00:32:07man.

00:32:08If you...

00:32:08He...

00:32:09Yeah,

00:32:10Yeah,

00:32:10It's true,

00:32:10you are right.

00:32:11Yeah,

00:32:11eight by five,

00:32:11forty-two.

00:32:12But there are no forty-two here.

00:32:13But if it isn't that,

00:32:15you have to bet on the last one.

00:32:16I mean,

00:32:16to two.

00:32:17Because?

00:32:18Well, there is because...

00:32:18When you...

00:32:20I don't know why it says so here.

00:32:21And how much do we bet?

00:32:23A thousand coves?

00:32:24Okay.

00:32:25A thousand coves at two?

00:32:28A thousand to two,

00:32:28make a match,

00:32:29sirs.

00:32:29But we've already played here at Ánimo.

00:32:30These are the rules.

00:32:36There it goes?

00:32:37No more.

00:32:39Hey,

00:32:40It is true.

00:32:41What is it?

00:32:41There's a poison inside, look.

00:32:43How am I doing?

00:32:43Here is the antila.

00:32:45Yeah.

00:32:48Two black,

00:32:49for and missing.

00:32:51The two!

00:32:52The two!

00:32:55This method is the best!

00:32:57I have some nerves and joy

00:32:59that I might die,

00:33:00but almost better,

00:33:01because I can resist it.

00:33:05Thirty-five thousand to two.

00:33:06Thirty-five thousand.

00:33:08Look, look,

00:33:09look how he comes here.

00:33:10Thirty-five thousand.

00:33:13Thirty-five thousand.

00:33:13We have only just begun.

00:33:15Well,

00:33:15What does the note say?

00:33:16what should be done now?

00:33:16Let's see.

00:33:18You have to multiply

00:33:19the first number by the third.

00:33:20Twelve.

00:33:21I haven't caught him.

00:33:23Clear,

00:33:23that the first number

00:33:24by the third there are twelve.

00:33:25Eight times two, twelve.

00:33:27Two by eight.

00:33:28Here it marks sixteen.

00:33:30The batteries must be bad.

00:33:31No, man,

00:33:32eight times two is twelve.

00:33:33Here,

00:33:33in every land of acorns.

00:33:35It will be like this,

00:33:36as you say.

00:33:37Place your bets.

00:33:39How much do we bet now?

00:33:40I think a thousand more.

00:33:41What nonsense, man!

00:33:42If we play with money won.

00:33:44A thousand duros at twelve.

00:33:45Come on.

00:33:47Five thousand to twelve.

00:33:48Come on.

00:33:52No more.

00:33:58As the twelfth comes out,

00:33:59I get something.

00:34:00If the method is good,

00:34:01will come out on the twelfth.

00:34:06Twelve red,

00:34:07for and missing.

00:34:07What's wrong with him?

00:34:13Have you become ill?

00:34:14A dizziness,

00:34:14my ears have become cloudy.

00:34:15A dizziness,

00:34:16how much will he have played?

00:34:17How much?

00:34:18How good is a man?

00:34:21Full house at twelve.

00:34:23One hundred and seventy-five thousand pesetas.

00:34:25Look, look, look, look.

00:34:26You see, huh?

00:34:26We earned more than forty thousand duros.

00:34:28I think we should go.

00:34:30What does he say to you?

00:34:31Come on,

00:34:31today we are erased forever.

00:34:33This method does not fail.

00:34:34Place your bets.

00:34:41You're sure?

00:34:42Sure.

00:34:43Let's see,

00:34:44now we have to multiply

00:34:45the last number

00:34:46for the second.

00:34:47Latest,

00:34:48the twelfth.

00:34:48And the second is five.

00:34:50And how much is it?

00:34:51No, no, no.

00:34:52Use the calculator that

00:34:53That's already too much tomato for me.

00:34:55Twelve by five,

00:34:57sixty.

00:34:59Well, you have to play to zero.

00:35:00A thousand duros for zero, okay?

00:35:01Well, a thousand duros at zero.

00:35:02Place your bets.

00:35:04And why don't we doubt ourselves,

00:35:06Hey?

00:35:07A drink?

00:35:07Whatever you want, mate.

00:35:09Waiter,

00:35:10two waddings and a mixed paella

00:35:12for two.

00:35:12I prefer some tocinos de cielo.

00:35:14OK.

00:35:17Thirty-four reds,

00:35:18stop and pass.

00:35:20Did you say four?

00:35:21or thirty-four?

00:35:22Thirty-four.

00:35:23Thirty-four.

00:35:24We have died.

00:35:26Well,

00:35:27This method

00:35:28has to fail

00:35:29from time to time.

00:35:29They gave it to me in exchange

00:35:30from a toilet board.

00:35:32What if we leave now?

00:35:33Nothing, man, nothing, nothing.

00:35:34Now that we are playing

00:35:35with money from these suckers,

00:35:37nothing, nothing.

00:35:37You calm down,

00:35:38today we are surprised,

00:35:39I'll tell you.

00:35:40A thousand dollars for that bet.

00:35:42Come on.

00:35:42Thank you!

00:35:43Thank you!

00:35:44Thank you!

00:35:45Thank you!

00:35:46Thank you!

00:35:47Thank you!

00:35:48And we had started well.

00:36:18If we start badly,

00:36:19at this time

00:36:19we are in our underwear.

00:36:20And that has not appeared

00:36:21Don Ramón,

00:36:22that I think that guy

00:36:23he jinxes us.

00:36:25That?

00:36:26Are you still playing?

00:36:27Do they let you play debt?

00:36:28I don't feel it.

00:36:29Well, we're left

00:36:30in panties.

00:36:30Well, excuse me.

00:36:32Well, at this time

00:36:32it is easier to win,

00:36:34because there are more people.

00:36:35Ah, do you think so?

00:36:36Definitely.

00:36:37It always happens.

00:36:38Another hazing.

00:36:39If we know,

00:36:40we would have reserved

00:36:41for the end.

00:36:42I shouldn't tell you this,

00:36:43but in the services

00:36:44can get a loan.

00:36:46How much interest do they charge?

00:36:47Depends.

00:36:48You have to give him a password.

00:36:50Shall we try it?

00:36:52Probably

00:36:53that's where luck lies.

00:36:54I work in a financial company.

00:36:56I'll go for the interest.

00:36:57I'll save the spot for you.

00:36:58Hurry up.

00:36:58What is the password?

00:36:59Miguel Boyer.

00:37:01Miguel Boyer.

00:37:02Mr. de Pricelay, yes.

00:37:04Could you already?

00:37:05recommend us to the uncle

00:37:06who throws the ball?

00:37:07If that would help,

00:37:08would bring my mother to me.

00:37:09His mother.

00:37:14Second door on the left.

00:37:23Isabel Presley.

00:37:25You mean Miguel Boyer.

00:37:27Yes indeed.

00:37:28How much do you want?

00:37:29How much can I?

00:37:30How long?

00:37:31How much does he charge?

00:37:3210% daily.

00:37:34Come on, let's see how it goes.

00:37:35The door.

00:37:36Two thousand duros?

00:37:38Warranty.

00:37:40Ah, the clock.

00:37:43Come on, come on.

00:37:45Two thousand pesetas.

00:37:47They charged me twenty thousand.

00:37:48They detimated.

00:37:49He arrives at five.

00:37:51I will go bankrupt.

00:37:54But have it at five.

00:37:56And now, sign the receipt.

00:37:59Blank.

00:38:00There is no deal.

00:38:01How am I going to sign in blank?

00:38:03If you don't hurry, they'll close.

00:38:05I'm going to propose to my company

00:38:06that they hire you as a director.

00:38:08They've already proposed it to me.

00:38:08They don't pay enough.

00:38:10You know.

00:38:1110% daily.

00:38:12Don't forget it.

00:38:13No no.

00:38:14Solchaga sees this and hires her.

00:38:17Not bad.

00:38:22Let's play it all on one ball.

00:38:24Did you get it?

00:38:24Yes, but I'm going to be late everywhere.

00:38:26Don't worry.

00:38:27Now, as soon as we win,

00:38:27we get your watch back.

00:38:28And everything we have lost.

00:38:31Also, since Don Ramón is not here,

00:38:33look at what things are.

00:38:34We have started winning

00:38:35and we're going to end up winning.

00:38:36What number do we bet on?

00:38:37Shall we continue with the method?

00:38:38Give the method a hard time.

00:38:41When were you born?

00:38:42I don't even remember anymore.

00:38:43I don't tell myself the day of the month.

00:38:44You already know, the 17th.

00:38:45Me on the 23rd.

00:38:47In the middle is the 20.

00:38:48Well, at 20.

00:38:49Come on.

00:38:50Okay.

00:38:50Now.

00:38:53All this at 20.

00:38:55How much do we get if we guess right?

00:38:57But how, how, how, how if we get it right?

00:38:59We were sure to get it right!

00:39:0135 per 10,000.

00:39:02350,000.

00:39:04Why do you ask then?

00:39:05To test you.

00:39:06350,000.

00:39:08In the end, this is going to be a great night for us.

00:39:11Sure!

00:39:11No more.

00:39:14For the 20th.

00:39:14Wow!

00:39:15Wow!

00:39:15I'll never get used to this.

00:39:16I'm having a bad time.

00:39:17But don't distract the little ball anymore!

00:39:22Black eight.

00:39:23Even and missing.

00:39:24The eight.

00:39:26The eight has come out.

00:39:28So what day were you born on?

00:39:29What day were you born?

00:39:30What does it matter now?

00:39:31They've cleaned us up to the clock.

00:39:33I have one on the wall at home.

00:39:34If it's okay with you, I'll leave it to you.

00:39:35No, I'll ask around.

00:39:37What day were you born?

00:39:38Wait, wait.

00:39:39Who made the big bucks?

00:39:40120,000, 140,000, 140,000 pesetas.

00:39:49Thank you.

00:39:50Don Ramon!

00:39:53Of course, with him there, how could we win?

00:39:57Hello good.

00:40:01Yes, Don Claudio, there are two of them.

00:40:03I don't know which one is the lucky one, but I think it's the tallest.

00:40:06Yes, we'll take them to our apartment and see if you're happy with them.

00:40:11No, they even lose their shirts, but I'm sure one of them is an elephant.

00:40:17Well, I'm going to catch up with them, I think they're already leaving.

00:40:19Bye bye.

00:40:20And how much do we owe that loan shark?

00:40:24The 10,000 and 1,000 pesetas plus daily interest.

00:40:27Wow!

00:40:27Don't worry.

00:40:28He has kept my watch.

00:40:30We will never see her again in our lives.

00:40:33Not even asleep.

00:40:34Clear.

00:40:35Go on.

00:40:35Good evening, sir.

00:40:37Did it turn out well in the end?

00:40:39I guess not, because I would have come back right away to pick up the watch.

00:40:43It's just that I forgot to remember something.

00:40:46When I had it, the socarrat came out on the outside.

00:40:48And I'm selling the whole tie at a price that isn't fair because my mother isn't coming.

00:40:51Speak, speak without fear.

00:40:53They are my children.

00:40:56They're coming to pick me up, because there are some very strange people around at night, right?

00:41:01And let him say it.

00:41:02Furthermore, they are the ones who are concerned about collecting what is owed to me.

00:41:06Well yes, that's what I was saying here to my friend who is the one I asked the money for.

00:41:09Him.

00:41:10Is it true that yes, son?

00:41:11Me, well, for me, for me alone.

00:41:14Yes, for him, for him, yes.

00:41:15Oh, come on, Gerardito, son.

00:41:18Let this gentleman see the arguments you use to charge.

00:41:24Someone is going to collect.

00:41:28Oh, you, what a slap you gave me!

00:41:30You've gone too far, ma'am, haven't you?

00:41:32Don't look at me, I know myself.

00:41:34I don't know myself anymore.

00:41:38Hold me, Raúl, hold me.

00:41:39My canine.

00:41:40Very good, son, very good.

00:41:43Don't get lost, Juan.

00:41:43If I say hold me, it's because my knees are buckling.

00:41:45There's a mother who slaps, mother.

00:41:47Speak to me through this other ear, because that elephant has deafened this one.

00:41:49Well, you've caught him tired, if he gives you the first one like he did me.

00:41:52Good evening, gentlemen.

00:41:54Let them rest.

00:41:56I'll see you tomorrow.

00:41:58It's been great.

00:41:59Have you hurt yourself?

00:42:00In Chicago.

00:42:01We are like in Chicago.

00:42:02Come on.

00:42:03You shove a cookie in the middle of the street and no one helps you, no one, no one.

00:42:06And we didn't even have to pay yet.

00:42:07If we are late in paying, we are castrated.

00:42:09I'm sorry.

00:42:10It was my fault.

00:42:12Speak to me through this ear, I can't hear anything through this one.

00:42:14That I had to warn them.

00:42:15What is Gerarda like?

00:42:16At a good time.

00:42:17It's very beastly.

00:42:18Yes, it's been happening lately.

00:42:20And you don't go too far either.

00:42:21Oh, sorry, daughter.

00:42:22It's just that I felt dizzy.

00:42:23Do you want us to walk you home?

00:42:25That's what was missing.

00:42:26I take her home to sleep with her and my squeamish mother-in-law kicks me out.

00:42:29Honestly, it wouldn't hurt me to rest for a while.

00:42:32At one of your houses, for example.

00:42:34Oh, sorry.

00:42:35Maybe their husbands.

00:42:36Are we single?

00:42:37Well, of course your family, the mother, that natural daughter that all whores have.

00:42:44We live alone in an apartment here near the sea.

00:42:47Well, it would be a charity, because this poor guy is a mess.

00:42:51Well, actually it lasts very little.

00:42:53He's not up to much trotting anymore.

00:42:55It's not that either.

00:42:56Okay, let's go home.

00:42:57But just for a little while, okay?

00:42:58This slap is bigger than the one I got at that demonstration.

00:43:04Come in and make yourself comfortable.

00:43:06We're going to take a shower because you don't know how tiring that damn casino is.

00:43:09Well, what do you want? Whiskey? Coca-Cola with aspirin? A joint? Or do you want to hit the horse?

00:43:14No, I ride very badly, let's go.

00:43:15Yeah, man, a little prick.

00:43:17Well, when I go crazy, I hit the sweet chinchón.

00:43:21Well, there you have whatever you want. We'll be right out.

00:43:24Yes, there it is.

00:43:25Let's see, let's see, let's see.

00:43:26Our aunts wear garters for us.

00:43:27Hey.

00:43:30They don't seem to have many prejudices.

00:43:32No, the thing is that this casino thing is a different environment.

00:43:34You won't say that it was difficult for us to link them.

00:43:36Yes, that's true. Well, I know I'm not bad for my age, but boy, I've never been so easy.

00:43:42Is it that the badass type is in fashion now and all that?

00:43:45Goodbye, Robert Redford.

00:43:46My ear is still ringing. Where are you going?

00:43:48Now I'll tell you.

00:43:49Yes, tell me, yes.

00:43:50Is that you, Adela?

00:44:02Yeah.

00:44:03No, a balance that doesn't add up.

00:44:04Note that when I saw her at the cinema or this one, she had brought me this, because I had brought her the toast without butter.

00:44:08And as the car was coming in the opposite direction, he didn't return the blood, because he had it stuck in his head.

00:44:12And now, look, we left it before.

00:44:14Because when I saw her...

00:44:15No, now, that machine is chemical, they didn't let me talk, man.

00:44:21Well, nothing, honey, I'll call you later when it seems honest.

00:44:23And this gave me a goodbye.

00:44:26Who were you talking to?

00:44:28With a house, to mislead.

00:44:30What have you done up there?

00:44:31A trick of mine.

00:44:33I hid all their clothes in the closet and locked them.

00:44:36Clear.

00:44:36I only left them two sheer nightgowns and two robes.

00:44:39So when they get out of the shower they'll have no choice but to put that on and we'll have them ready.

00:44:44Isn't the trick bad?

00:44:45Clear.

00:44:46There it goes.

00:44:46What's the matter?

00:44:47No, wait.

00:44:48Oh, thank goodness I have it here.

00:44:49What's that?

00:44:51A pill.

00:44:51So you don't get pregnant.

00:44:53No, man, how could that be?

00:44:53Ah, yes, an exciting one.

00:44:55Fortunately, I don't need that.

00:44:58No, man, the other way around.

00:44:59Come on, don't be bluffing.

00:45:01No, it's true.

00:45:02I'll get to it right away, won't I?

00:45:04And then I pick it up and I call myself and I...

00:45:05And fuck it.

00:45:09And of course, you lose the city.

00:45:11In two minutes I'm ready to go home.

00:45:14And of course, he's no longer old enough to have more than one toast a night.

00:45:16Do you understand what you mean?

00:45:17And that's why the doctor recommended this pill to me.

00:45:21Cuchachos!

00:45:21Here they come.

00:45:23You'll see that all they had to wear was the transparent nightgown and the robe.

00:45:27And I want to see you there, mate.

00:45:29You'll see me there.

00:45:29We've prepared a blur to give things some atmosphere.

00:45:35But still dressed.

00:45:36What's happening?

00:45:37Is it cold?

00:45:38Give me a fresh punch and you'll suck it off yourself.

00:45:41Wait, this one has the right too.

00:45:42Oh my goodness, what quality.

00:45:43Lentils are seen.

00:45:44Come on, man, if you don't get in shape, you'll be a jerk later.

00:45:47No, I only smoke black.

00:45:48But get naked, come on.

00:45:50Yes, ma'am.

00:45:51Get ready, buddy, I'm very anxious.

00:45:53Yes, it looks, it looks.

00:45:53And take off your clothes, idiot.

00:45:55Yes, thank you very much, ma'am.

00:45:56Thank goodness I didn't use the turboquine because my bowels are feeling fine today.

00:45:59I'm warning you that I don't know if it's because of the slap, but I'm not feeling very well today.

00:46:02No, me neither.

00:46:03I feel like I'm weak.

00:46:04That's because I haven't worked on you yet.

00:46:05It's better to be.

00:46:06But where are you taking me, madam?

00:46:08Juan, Juan, Juan, the pill.

00:46:10I feel like I'm being taken to task.

00:46:11Juan, the pill, an American has it.

00:46:13Can't.

00:46:14Think of something else.

00:46:15Remember your mother-in-law.

00:46:17Bye bye.

00:46:17They slapped me so hard that everything is soft.

00:46:20Don't go too far, babe, you'll get really angry later.

00:46:23Well, go on, go on.

00:46:24You have parcheesi here, huh?

00:46:26Don't touch my nipple, don't touch my nipple.

00:46:28Poop, poop.

00:46:29The nipple doesn't poop, it poops.

00:46:30Poop.

00:46:31Ah, no.

00:46:33The bell saved me.

00:46:35One more kiss and fuck off.

00:46:37Hey, isn't he your husband?

00:46:39Or the police, because it smells so much like weed here...

00:46:42I've become a drug addict, my God!

00:46:43The bell!

00:46:44The bell has rung!

00:46:45Does Gerarda know you live here?

00:46:47Of course not.

00:46:48Who is it?

00:46:49Girls, open up, it's me.

00:46:51It's Claudio.

00:46:51Open it.

00:46:56Hello, girls.

00:46:57Hello, Don Claudio.

00:46:58Good night.

00:47:00Which of the two is it?

00:47:02One of the two, but I think it's this one.

00:47:05Mature, but nice and big.

00:47:06A man all to myself.

00:47:10But who is this?

00:47:11He is Don Claudio, a strong player at the casino.

00:47:13And what do you want?

00:47:15Your company.

00:47:16Join me for a while.

00:47:18You got it, Raúl!

00:47:19Wait a minute, wait a minute, let's calm down.

00:47:22What is this?

00:47:23An ambush, girls?

00:47:24Let's say an agreement.

00:47:26We bring you the elephants.

00:47:28And he hunts them.

00:47:30Well, you were wrong about me.

00:47:32I am a very macho man.

00:47:34A woman likes it more than a politician or a seat.

00:47:37Try that one!

00:47:38No, no, no, no.

00:47:39Don't come near me or I'll break your mouth.

00:47:41I warn you that Don Claudio pays well.

00:47:43Well, I'll see that he pays.

00:47:45The last one took nearly half a million pesetas.

00:47:48Well, not even if they were for the...

00:47:51Did you say half a million?

00:47:54Or more.

00:47:55It depends on its power.

00:47:57No, I don't have much power.

00:47:58Forty duros scarce.

00:47:59If it stretches to a million, I'd think about it.

00:48:02No, no, no, no.

00:48:03This has to be it.

00:48:04But hey, what did he see in me?

00:48:07Luck!

00:48:08Hey?

00:48:08Yeah.

00:48:09Luck?

00:48:10You're an elephant!

00:48:12You want to grab my nose, of course.

00:48:14But you don't understand.

00:48:15Don Claudio wants to partner with you.

00:48:17But I don't want to.

00:48:18I like women.

00:48:19I'm a braga addict.

00:48:20Do you understand?

00:48:21But what do women have to do with this?

00:48:23You are confused.

00:48:24Don Claudio, it's not what you think.

00:48:26Ah, he's not gay, no.

00:48:27Yes I am.

00:48:29With great honor.

00:48:30But I'm not interested in you for that.

00:48:32So what for?

00:48:33To bring me luck.

00:48:35Lucky me?

00:48:36Margarita says that one of you brings luck.

00:48:39And what do you think you are?

00:48:41But that's nonsense, man.

00:48:42How am I going to bring luck when I don't have a penny?

00:48:44Today we have even lost our appetite.

00:48:46People who bring luck to others usually don't bring luck to themselves.

00:48:50According to that, my mother-in-law would be a multimillionaire and the poor thing doesn't have a penny.

00:48:53Do you believe?

00:48:54What does your mother-in-law do for a living?

00:48:56From a social security pension.

00:48:58That's why it's about to break.

00:48:59Hey, he lives with you, right?

00:49:01And with 15,000 pesetas a month, he lives in a heated house where he makes two hot meals a day.

00:49:06Right?

00:49:07Clear.

00:49:08Two, and even four.

00:49:10And then he sneaks in some snacks between meals, so she's killing herself.

00:49:12And that's not luck?

00:49:14Okay, but let's see, then I'm sure I bring luck, right?

00:49:18You didn't realize it, but everyone sitting next to you today was a winner.

00:49:21It will be a churro, of course.

00:49:23I don't know about you, stubborn.

00:49:24You can't go against destiny.

00:49:27Come on, you hold my hand tight.

00:49:30And of whatever we earn, I'll give you half.

00:49:32Boy, accept and we'll make it up to you.

00:49:34Let go, you're waiting, man.

00:49:36Nothing, that luck thing is a lie.

00:49:38It's a trick this faggot uses to hook up.

00:49:40And I'm only tied to the one I want.

00:49:42No, I mean, the one I want.

00:49:44Come on, my life.

00:49:45I say, come on, Juan.

00:49:49And don't forget that luck is a silly superstition.

00:49:52that lead to nothing.

00:49:54They're going to escape alive.

00:49:56What a pity.

00:49:57Bye bye.

00:50:01Very well, Raúl, you've already left me speechless.

00:50:03That thing about a guy bringing luck is nonsense.

00:50:05No, no nonsense at all.

00:50:06I bring luck.

00:50:07It's the light, come on, I know, sure.

00:50:09The thing is, I didn't know.

00:50:11Now I know.

00:50:12We're going to swell.

00:50:13Yeah, yeah.

00:50:13So why did we lose today?

00:50:15You don't realize.

00:50:17Because I was the one playing.

00:50:18From now on you will play alone with one hand.

00:50:21And why with one hand?

00:50:22Because you'll have the other one busy squeezing mine.

00:50:24That's how it is.

00:50:26Stop being a sissy.

00:50:27So I'll give you luck and we'll split whatever you win.

00:50:30It's not a bad idea, but where are we going to get money to play?

00:50:34An idea has occurred to me.

00:50:35Tomorrow you put on your best suit.

00:50:37This?

00:50:37You go to my finance company and ask for a loan of 50,000 pesetas.

00:50:42They will give me the file to report on.

00:50:44I say you have more credit than Marigoconde.

00:50:46And they give us the money.

00:50:47We play, we win, we return the money and we keep the profits.

00:50:51I mean, it's not bad, but...

00:50:52Is your finance director friendly?

00:50:54Well, a saint doesn't know what he looks like.

00:50:57Look.

00:50:58Very noses!

00:51:00But you don't know that in banking things get more difficult every day.

00:51:03He's just a good customer.

00:51:04I know him well.

00:51:05His family is very rich.

00:51:07They are socialists.

00:51:07Okay, okay.

00:51:08If you know her, but I'm just in a bad mood today.

00:51:12Yes, I've already noticed that this watch has swollen.

00:51:13This was an unfortunate accident.

00:51:15A murderer!

00:51:16Oysters!

00:51:17I hope I never meet him again in my life.

00:51:19But it is a day that catches him.

00:51:21The world is full of crazy people.

00:51:22I don't know how we walk around calmly out there.

00:51:25A strong government is what we need.

00:51:27But...

00:51:27But what does the government have to do with it?

00:51:30I don't know, that's what they always say.

00:51:33With your permission, I will meet the client.

00:51:35With your permission, Mr. Director.

00:51:37At your service always, Mr. Director.

00:51:39Okay, okay, okay.

00:51:40At your service, Mr. Director.

00:51:41But it has destroyed my nervous system.

00:51:46It's a phenomenon.

00:51:48Hello, Majo.

00:51:49Have you brought the thousand pesetas to open the account?

00:51:51Yes, my brother-in-law lent them to me.

00:51:53And I bought a 150,000 peseta bill.

00:51:55Hey, do you think he'll deduct 150,000 pesetas from us?

00:51:57It depends on how you fall.

00:51:58A phenomenon, for sure.

00:51:59Look, I even changed my tie.

00:52:01Come on, come on, come on.

00:52:03Put on a rich face, huh?

00:52:04Is this the client I was telling you about?

00:52:09You?

00:52:11Killer!

00:52:12No, Mr. Director, don't throw the lamp at him.

00:52:15Mr. Director.

00:52:15Mother, what a lamp!

00:52:16Mr. Director, don't act like that.

00:52:20And this is the client you brought me?

00:52:22That's what I think is good.

00:52:23If I'm going to know that you had a grudge against him, then you won't come.

00:52:25Mania?

00:52:26And does my light still work?

00:52:28No, no, it won't happen again, Mr. Director.

00:52:31As soon as I see him again, he'll hear me.

00:52:33Go scare the hell out of me!

00:52:35Yes, yes, sir.

00:52:36I'm going there, yes.

00:52:37Come on, come on.

00:52:49It's also bad luck.

00:52:51How many finance directors will there be here?

00:52:52There will be 50,000.

00:52:53Well, we had to find that one.

00:52:55But nothing goes right for us.

00:52:56Oh, you say it!

00:52:58Look, now I have to go and get a complaint filed.

00:53:01What's up?

00:53:02And you...?

00:53:02About what?

00:53:03From a doctor's match I made a few months ago and it seems things didn't go well.

00:53:06Will you join me?

00:53:07To a sick person's house?

00:53:08Yes, it's just a moment.

00:53:09Well, no, a dilution.

00:53:11Do you think this mask is presentable?

00:53:14Do you think it is acceptable?

00:53:15Do we pay an equal amount all year so that when the doctor prescribes oxygen,

00:53:19the society you represent send that cylinder and that mask?

00:53:23Man...

00:53:23The thing is that the equalizer has three categories.

00:53:25It is a clinic, sanatorium and hospital.

00:53:29And your policy is the cheapest one.

00:53:31Still, you, gentleman who seems more neutral, what do you think?

00:53:35Well, the truth is, the mask, well, more than a mask, it looks like a dog muzzle.

00:53:40And the oxygen cylinder looks like a fire extinguisher.

00:53:42It's better if you don't say anything.

00:53:44Because this gentleman has come as a pharmacopoeia technician.

00:53:47And look, look at the pharmacopoeia.

00:53:49No, we are not complaining about the pharmacopoeia.

00:53:51There are other things we don't like.

00:53:54For example.

00:53:55For example, the analyses.

00:53:57They come, prick your finger, blood comes out, they wash it red and say it's as good as new.

00:54:04And above all oxygen.

00:54:06Right, sir?

00:54:07Well, it seems to me that instead of oxygen they should have given him a fan.

00:54:10Well, where can I call?

00:54:13I'll have them bring a new mask.

00:54:14This way, come this way.

00:54:16Get well soon.

00:54:17OK.

00:54:19I'll wait here.

00:54:21Yes, yes, I hope.

00:54:23They are going to send a van with oxygen equipment.

00:54:25I'll wait here myself to make sure everything is to your satisfaction.

00:54:28Thank you so much.

00:54:28Okay.

00:54:29Sit here.

00:54:30Thank you.

00:54:31What would you like, a coffee or a drink?

00:54:33No, no, thank you.

00:54:35We will wait.

00:54:35Yes, at once.

00:54:36The best always go there.

00:54:38Don't exaggerate, he's not gone yet.

00:54:40Well, this one has the ticket bought, because this one is leaving.

00:54:43Oh, look!

00:54:43Look, look, look at this.

00:54:47No, no, no, everything is in the roulette wheel.

00:54:50Look, look.

00:54:51Come on, look.

00:54:52How little.

00:54:53Yes, look.

00:54:54Oh!

00:54:56The 15th.

00:54:58The pretty girl.

00:54:59We could play some marbles, couldn't we?

00:55:01Yes, but cheap.

00:55:03He won't be bothered.

00:55:04He was an amateur.

00:55:05And who will be the courpier?

00:55:07Myself.

00:55:08After all, we are in my house.

00:55:10Clear.

00:55:10Great.

00:55:11I will be the bank.

00:55:12We play where the dead man is or somewhere else, eh?

00:55:15Right here, on the terrace.

00:55:16Yes, on the terrace.

00:55:16Yes, it will be bad.

00:55:17So let's go there.

00:55:19Yes, I'm wearing it, it's fine now.

00:55:21Hello good.

00:55:23Is anyone there?

00:55:24Can you come in?

00:55:26No more.

00:55:26The two ducklings.

00:55:30I was afraid of it!

00:55:32It's like in the casino, just like in the casino.

00:55:33Well, there's no one here to ask for a loan, right?

00:55:37Hello good.

00:55:37Where do I put this?

00:55:39Leave it there if you don't need it anymore.

00:55:42That token is mine.

00:55:43Don't touch that, poop.

00:55:45Since I'm sick, he didn't tell me well.

00:55:47Well, be very careful, because I'll slap him so hard I'll take away his signs and he'll fall apart here.

00:55:52Come on, don't let it get you down.

00:55:54A thousand pesetas that I put here.

00:55:55Here it is, a thousand pesetas.

00:55:56Oh, they don't even broadcast it, it takes a long time, right?

00:55:58Come on, he hasn't grabbed much.

00:55:59Come on, it's stopped.

00:56:00Mature, the 17th has not come out for a long time.

00:56:01Well, I put this.

00:56:02Put this.

00:56:03You, the one in white, put something.

00:56:05No, five duros, you know?

00:56:06It seems like little to me, but it's worth it.

00:56:07There is another one.

00:56:08I'm sure.

00:56:09There has to be another one.

00:56:10Come on, woman, but how can there be?

00:56:12You're fooling me, Raúl.

00:56:14You come home late at night, with dark circles under your eyes, always thinking about her, I'm sure.

00:56:18And the other day, in your dreams, I don't know what you were saying about the pretty girl.

00:56:21It's her, isn't it?

00:56:24No, but come on, woman, but how do you think?

00:56:25Something like that, you know I'm incapable of loving you so much.

00:56:28Did you love me?

00:56:29Because you haven't touched me for a few days now.

00:56:33Well, in worries, in work things.

00:56:36No, we're not going to use marriage because you're going to think that's why I told you so.

00:56:40No, woman, no.

00:56:42I was just thinking today, since we're here, no.

00:56:46You're a scoundrel, Raúl.

00:56:48You abuse me because you are strong.

00:56:51Yes indeed.

00:56:52Yes, yes, I admit it.

00:56:52I am strong and manly.

00:56:55So, do you love me like before?

00:56:59As always, woman.

00:57:00But something is wrong with you, huh?

00:57:02Keep quiet because if you keep talking nothing will happen.

00:57:10What's that?

00:57:11Mom is coming.

00:57:13At this time.

00:57:14She has been watching over a sick friend for several days.

00:57:16I'm doing pretty well, huh?

00:57:19A year has passed and...

00:57:21Daughter!

00:57:23But what are you doing?

00:57:25Trying to have intercourse, ma'am.

00:57:26It's just not noticeable.

00:57:28What's up, Mom?

00:57:29Your friend has died.

00:57:30But what are you saying?

00:57:31I went with some friends to the La Manga casino and I hit a jackpot of 35,000 pesetas.

00:57:39A full house!

00:57:39Does your mother go to the casino?

00:57:43Apparently.

00:57:45And he gets a full 7,000 duros?

00:57:48And what do you care?

00:57:50Come on, come.

00:57:50Strong man!

00:57:52Strong me?

00:57:54Strong?

00:57:54Well, at this moment everything, everything, is feeling weak, weak.

00:57:57I would have thought it had fallen on that side because I can't find it anymore.

00:58:00And you, what, aunt, but it's that...

00:58:01It's just that, aunt, you're never going to see this.

00:58:03And then, when one day goes...

00:58:03And then you'll see...

00:58:04And then you'll see...

00:58:05Well, the number is high.

00:58:06And the lashing.

00:58:08Go on!

00:58:08Bye bye!

00:58:19Raul?

00:58:20Bye bye!

00:58:22This has never happened to you before.

00:58:23Never?

00:58:24Clear.

00:58:25Yes, precisely, I am a beast for these things.

00:58:28As much as a beast, but you have been dutiful.

00:58:31Am I already old?

00:58:33No, man, no.

00:58:34It will be the worries.

00:58:35You may have a guilty conscience for what you did, Don Julio.

00:58:38Don't talk to me about that kestrel!

00:58:41So what's wrong with you?

00:58:42We can't go on like this, Amparo.

00:58:44We need money to buy an apartment and get married.

00:58:46You are rented.

00:58:47No way.

00:58:48My wife will live in her own apartment.

00:58:51Until there is a flat, there is no wedding.

00:58:57What's wrong with you?

00:58:58Dad, I can't sleep.

00:58:59Well, count sheep.

00:59:00It's that my sister is listening to the radio.

00:59:02Oh yeah?

00:59:02Don't pay attention to him, Dad.

00:59:03I have it very short.

00:59:04Well, come on, give me a kiss.

00:59:05And, hey, off to bed.

00:59:06And you another one.

00:59:07Come on.

00:59:07Come on, go to sleep.

00:59:08Hala.

00:59:09Do you see it?

00:59:12Everyone needs their own room.

00:59:14Until we have bought the apartment, there is no wedding.

00:59:17I am very serious about these things.

00:59:30Damn, you haven't met those beasts.

00:59:33That's why I've summoned you so far away.

00:59:34They won't find us here.

00:59:35Well, as soon as I see a big guy, I think he's the son of a loan shark.

00:59:38Yes, we can't go on like this.

00:59:41Should anything be done?

00:59:42Did you win at the sick person's house?

00:59:43I lost 800 pesetas.

00:59:44And something needs to be done?

00:59:45And pawning something?

00:59:47What am I going to pawn if I live in a boarding house?

00:59:49It had occurred to me...

00:59:50Well, you'll say I'm crazy, of course.

00:59:51Say, say, say whatever.

00:59:53My mother-in-law has 6,000 duros saved in a box.

00:59:56No, man, even if she's your mother-in-law, kill her, right?

00:59:59Kill her, because what more would I want?

01:00:01The truth.

01:00:02What if I take my whole family to the movies tomorrow night?

01:00:05If I absentmindedly leave the door open, you come in, you go to my mother-in-law's room

01:00:10where he keeps the little box with the money and...

01:00:12And the police caught me for breaking into apartments!

01:00:15Of course, like now they let you go right away.

01:00:18What will it be?

01:00:18If no one was going to find out, my mother-in-law wouldn't touch that box for a year.

01:00:22As soon as we get two good full shots, we'll give it back and that's it.

01:00:25And why don't you take it?

01:00:26Me, my mother-in-law hates me, she would suspect me.

01:00:30On the other hand, if I'm with her at the movies, I have the perfect haircut.

01:00:33I dare not.

01:00:34Well, the casino is over.

01:00:35No, because the usurer and her children will be after us and if they catch us, they will break us up.

01:00:39the soul.

01:00:42How do I open?

01:00:44But if you don't have to open it, you fool, you'll see, you'll see.

01:00:48I leave the door open.

01:00:50I'll pretend to close, but I won't.

01:00:52I don't understand you.

01:00:52You say we have to save money and you take us all to the movies.

01:00:54Well, it's just that one day is one day and this bastard ruined the video.

01:01:00Now, let's go.

01:01:01Irene, how is your father?

01:01:03Evil.

01:01:04The doctor says only a miracle can save him.

01:01:07And since my mother is like that, she had the relic of Saint Marcellin brought from the parish.

01:01:11They tell you it's very miraculous.

01:01:12And is it?

01:01:14Excuse me, but I'm going to the pharmacy on call.

01:01:16Yes, daughter.

01:01:17And get better.

01:01:18Thank you.

01:01:19Come on, let's go, we're going to miss the signs that appear below.

01:01:21Come on.

01:01:24Okay, let's get started.

01:01:36Dad, what movie are we going to watch?

01:01:38It's a very funny Czechoslovakian one with subtitles.

01:01:40And what is your name?

01:01:41Spain, Cañi.

01:01:42And shut up, you're always thinking about sex.

01:01:44But, man, don't you see that it's very noticeable that you're there?

01:01:47I'm on my period...

01:01:48How are you?

01:02:18What's up, huh?

01:02:19Fatal.

01:02:19I hit myself, watch out.

01:02:21Damn, I'm not cut out for chorizo.

01:02:22They found out at your house.

01:02:24No, you're welcome.

01:02:24I already told you that my mother-in-law didn't touch that box more than occasionally, didn't I?

01:02:27How much money is there, huh?

01:02:28I've opened the damn box.

01:02:30And how did it go?

01:02:31Evil.

01:02:32The door was open, as you said, but the house wasn't empty.

01:02:35Your mother-in-law must have been sleeping.

01:02:36My mother-in-law fell asleep watching a movie subsidized by the ministry.

01:02:39Well, I heard noises in a room.

01:02:40Thank goodness the box was on the dining room table.

01:02:43By the way, in a kind of tomb, with red velvet and two candles, one on each side.

01:02:47Your mother-in-law loves money.

01:02:49There, there, Juan.

01:02:50Where have you been?

01:02:51But what is this?

01:02:55Your mother-in-law's box or not?

01:02:57But what will it be?

01:02:58But where have I gotten myself into and what have I taken?

01:03:01The relic of Saint Marcellinus.

01:03:02What are you talking about?

01:03:03Well look, you haven't been to my house.

01:03:05They put you in the one next door.

01:03:07And this is property of the parish.

01:03:09It is the mummified ear of Saint Marcellinus.

01:03:11From San Marcelino ear?

01:03:12Have you stolen from the parish, from Holy Mother Church, from the Vatican, from the Pope?

01:03:19Can you be proud?

01:03:21Not even Hitler dared so much.

01:03:23Oh, mother, I'm feeling dizzy!

01:03:24Stop messing around and let's see what the hell we do now.

01:03:27Oh, with all due respect!

01:03:28I already see myself excommunicated in hell for life.

01:03:31No, no, no, I already have a solution.

01:03:34Which, which, which?

01:03:36Tonight you return to the house and leave the relic where it is.

01:03:38And shit!

01:03:40I'm not going back there, not even an idiot.

01:03:41Well, something has to be done.

01:03:43But what?

01:03:51What you've put together, Juan, what you've put together.

01:04:01Look, look.

01:04:01Don't prick me, I'll cry.

01:04:05Please forgive me, dear ladies.

01:04:07What's happening?

01:04:07The relic of Saint Marcellinus that has been stolen.

01:04:10And do you have any clues?

01:04:11Not for now, but it would be a sacrilegious thing to smell sulfur and he'd surely have a tail as big as the devil.

01:04:21Hey, Raul.

01:04:22Do you think I really smell sulfur?

01:04:25Come on, don't talk nonsense, man.

01:04:28Hey?

01:04:29Yes, but still put on some deodorant because it sticks to your armpits a bit, you know what?

01:04:34But we are going to return the relic.

01:04:35Yes, return it above all else.

01:04:37My conscience is eating me up.

01:04:39Hopefully in purgatory.

01:04:41My conscience is with me in purgatory.

01:05:11How have you been able to?

01:05:25You see, madam, I wasn't...

01:05:27Goose, I don't confess anymore.

01:05:28What do you mean, madam?

01:05:30It's probably her husband's fault.

01:05:31What about me?

01:05:32We give them an assignment and they lose it right away.

01:05:34This package has been left behind.

01:05:36What a man's head.

01:05:39I bet we can't get rid of that little ear.

01:05:41Just throw it in a trash can over there, Satan.

01:05:43What is labrón?

01:05:43It is not known.

01:05:45It could be someone who needs it.

01:05:47Because in addition to curing the sick, they say that Saint Marcellin's ear brings tremendous luck.

01:05:52People came to rub his box.

01:05:55Tinielas, the lottery, we call it lottery.

01:05:58No, he even won the pot and everything.

01:06:01This, here it is...

01:06:04And the...

01:06:06Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah!

01:06:10Place your bets, gentlemen.

01:06:12Everything at a number?

01:06:14Yes, but first pass it through the relic.

01:06:17There is the good martelino.

01:06:19Make sure there is no full house.

01:06:20But don't strain yourself, even if it's just one ear, it can't hear you.

01:06:23What number?

01:06:23What do I know?

01:06:24I don't understand miracles.

01:06:25I'll put it with my eyes closed.

01:06:27The ear will decide.

01:06:28There.

01:06:30The fifteenth.

01:06:31He has decided on the fifteenth!

01:06:32The fifteenth.

01:06:32Let's see.

01:06:33No more.

01:06:33The black fifteen, odd and false.

01:06:45The fifteenth, the pretty girl.

01:06:46It came out, it came out!

01:06:47The pretty girl!

01:06:48Save your wine, pretty girl!

01:06:49What a pretty girl!

01:06:51It was the ear!

01:06:53The ear?

01:06:53Which ear?

01:06:54No, we play by ear.

01:06:56Let's go by ear, by ear.

01:06:57Careful.

01:06:58Margarita is over there, you know she's acting like a goat.

01:07:00Plenary of ten thousand pesetas.

01:07:04Three hundred and fifty thousand.

01:07:05How does this work?

01:07:07How does it work?

01:07:07Let's go, Raul.

01:07:09Let's go.

01:07:09Don't be stupid, man.

01:07:10Once again, once again.

01:07:11Play games, gentlemen.

01:07:17Oh, he saw us.

01:07:18He's going to call them.

01:07:20He's going to call them, Raúl.

01:07:21He's going to call them.

01:07:22Then call them.

01:07:23After the slaps they gave us.

01:07:24Plus, they kept my watch.

01:07:26Come on, not a penny.

01:07:27Well, they're going to relax us.

01:07:28But what is he talking about?

01:07:29That with this religion we are untouchable.

01:07:32Place your bet and we'll go.

01:07:33What number?

01:07:34Well, at fifteen.

01:07:35He has been chosen by the ear of Saint Marbelino.

01:07:37Well, at fifteen.

01:07:40No more, gentlemen.

01:07:43It's not going to come out.

01:07:44He doesn't go straight away.

01:07:45It's not going to come out.

01:07:45Shut up, asshole.

01:07:48Black fifteen.

01:07:49Odd and missing.

01:07:49Oops, we got it.

01:07:51We've got him again.

01:07:52So grab the money and let's go.

01:07:54But how can we not go?

01:07:56if we are not going to bring the releche?

01:07:57Well, I'll settle for this for today.

01:07:59Shut up.

01:08:00Three hundred and fifty thousand pesetas, gentlemen.

01:08:03What's left over for the casino orphans.

01:08:07Look at them, there they are.

01:08:08We can't change the chips, they'll see us.

01:08:09We'll change them, waiter.

01:08:10Say.

01:08:10My wife doesn't want me to play

01:08:11and he's knocking at me at the door

01:08:12to make a scene.

01:08:13Is there another place to go out?

01:08:15Yes, the kitchen entrance.

01:08:16Thank you, follow me.

01:08:17What an ear, what an ear.

01:08:18Alfonso Guerra takes this little box.

01:08:19and fix the unemployment issue.

01:08:20Don't go too far.

01:08:21You're right, I've gone too far for that.

01:08:22More than an ear,

01:08:23Saint Marcellin is needed,

01:08:24but Marcelino Camacho.

01:08:32We left the bag right there.

01:08:35We're going to get into trouble.

01:08:37I think it's better to take the box home.

01:08:38and in a while,

01:08:40when everything is over...

01:08:41Don't bother me, Raúl,

01:08:42that you want to keep the little box

01:08:44to make a fortune.

01:08:45Well, why not?

01:08:46It's our big chance.

01:08:48We can get rich.

01:08:50Yes, but I'm the thief.

01:08:51I'm already starting to smell sulfur.

01:08:53And it even seems to me that my tail is growing.

01:08:55Ah, so you have a conscience.

01:08:57Naturally, don't insist.

01:08:59I am responsible

01:09:00and we have to return that box.

01:09:02Well, go ahead, give it back yourself.

01:09:04And let's see how you explain that it's in your hands.

01:09:07But, no, think about it.

01:09:09We can make a fortune.

01:09:10You've already seen it.

01:09:11That's not worth it.

01:09:13Don Ramón was not there

01:09:13and that's why we won.

01:09:14No.

01:09:18One moment.

01:09:21I know what we're going to do.

01:09:22The fact that?

01:09:23We will return it in the secret of confession.

01:09:26No, no, don't say everything.

01:09:26Come on.

01:09:27Come on.

01:09:28I don't confess

01:09:28since I was baptized.

01:09:31I don't confess.

01:09:32He had no sin either.

01:09:33Come, come, confession.

01:09:34How do you do this?

01:09:35I don't remember.

01:09:35Hail Mary Most Pure.

01:09:42Yes sir.

01:09:42That's the one that starts it, right?

01:09:43Conceived without sin.

01:09:46Sorry, I have another sinner here.

01:09:48No, Father, it's that we have sinned as a team.

01:09:49Yeah.

01:09:49And you want to confess as a team?

01:09:51Yeah.

01:09:51Yes sir.

01:09:52Well, whatever you want.

01:09:54Let's talk about your sins.

01:09:55Well, let them start preparing a paella.

01:09:57because there's plenty of time, father.

01:09:58Father, we wanted to confess

01:10:00a sin especially.

01:10:02Okay, are you gay?

01:10:06Why am I leaving?

01:10:07No no.

01:10:08It's not about that, Father.

01:10:11We have stolen.

01:10:12Both?

01:10:12Which city council do you work for?

01:10:14No, sir.

01:10:15It is we who have stolen

01:10:17the re-dipia of Saint Marcellinus.

01:10:19Well, I don't care, to be honest.

01:10:20Really, no.

01:10:21The important thing is, are you willing to return it?

01:10:25Just a moment, I'll check here.

01:10:27Let's go.

01:10:28Yes, yes, scholarship.

01:10:30Yes, yes, we want to return it, yes.

01:10:32Okay, and you're sorry?

01:10:34To return it?

01:10:35Well, I shit myself, we were expensive fools.

01:10:38No, no, father.

01:10:39We are sorry for having stolen it.

01:10:41I have it here and I want to return it to you.

01:10:44One moment.

01:10:45You will have to do penance.

01:10:47Oh, no.

01:10:48We're strapped for cash, huh?

01:10:49Money?

01:10:50You will pray twenty-five Our Fathers.

01:10:52Has this happened to you, Clergyman?

01:10:54But, man, father, it couldn't be less.

01:10:56Let's say twenty.

01:10:57Fifteen.

01:10:58Twenty-four.

01:10:59Twenty-two.

01:10:59Eighteen.

01:11:00Twenty-one.

01:11:01Seventeen.

01:11:02Seventeen, black.

01:11:03Odd and missing.

01:11:05Hey?

01:11:07Don Ramon.

01:11:08Of course, now I understand why he always won.

01:11:10He took the miraculous relic.

01:11:12Of course, son.

01:11:13On.

01:11:14I don't believe it.

01:11:19Called that he has never taken the relic to any casino, right?

01:11:21Well, I do believe it.

01:11:22And everything he earns he gives to the poor of the parish, right?

01:11:26And why not?

01:11:27There are many good people in the world.

01:11:28Generous people who are willing to sacrifice themselves for their neighbors.

01:11:31And Don Ramón is one of them.

01:11:32He is a holy man, a gentleman, a lord.

01:11:34Wait a minute, man!

01:11:34One moment!

01:11:36Excuse me, but I have a meeting of married priests.

01:11:39And if I arrive late, I can't find parking because we all have big cars.

01:11:43Hello good!

01:11:44And with the clergy?

01:11:49There will be the dice of his family.

01:11:52Come on, Juan, don't be a sucker, man.

01:11:54Now what we have to do is cash in all the chips we won yesterday without getting crushed by Gerarda's sons.

01:11:58Yes, but don't let them see us.

01:11:59And how could they not see us?

01:12:01Well, by dressing in something that won't clash in a casino.

01:12:02And what are we going to dress up as that won't clash with a casino?

01:12:05I'll think about it myself.

01:12:11Do you think we'll be able to convince them?

01:12:12But if only our cheeks are visible, who will recognize us?

01:12:14What worries me is that they'll kill us with this appearance because they certainly won't bury us safe as infidels.

01:12:19Oh, look, look!

01:12:20These are real!

01:12:20Careful!

01:12:21Careful!

01:12:22That's the jazada!

01:12:23You, you idiot!

01:12:25Lorenzo of Arabia!

01:12:25Augustus Gala!

01:12:26Oh my!

01:12:27How are you?

01:12:28But you talk to him.

01:12:29Well, I defend myself.

01:12:30I spent a weekend in Ceuta.

01:12:34We are striking the blow.

01:12:35Yes, they're going to hit us.

01:12:37What do we do?

01:12:37We exchange chips and leave...

01:12:38No, no, hey, hey, let's play some marbles, okay?

01:12:40We're going to make a mess!

01:12:42But only two balls.

01:12:44My mustache is coming off.

01:12:46Quite.

01:12:47The action is left and...

01:12:48But you don't doubt that this is Christian, right?

01:12:56I'll play and you give me your hand to see if it's really good luck, okay?

01:13:00Place your bets, gentlemen.

01:13:01What number?

01:13:02Shall we play 15?

01:13:03Yes, at 15.

01:13:03We're going to wear him down, but oh well, at 15.

01:13:05Give me your hand.

01:13:08They're going to think we're two gay Moors.

01:13:11No more.

01:13:14Hey, my job.

01:13:16Pray something.

01:13:17In Arabic or in Christian?

01:13:18It doesn't matter.

01:13:2420, black.

01:13:25Pari, come in.

01:13:27I think you could put your hand wherever I told you to.

01:13:30If all luck is nonsense.

01:13:33Good night, Alain's children.

01:13:35Good night.

01:13:36May he guide you, daughter of your mother.

01:13:39What's happening?

01:13:39Are we in carnival?

01:13:41Yes, yes.

01:13:42It's that we have a certain police friend.

01:13:44And this one said...

01:13:45Should we report to our friend that there are all kinds of drugs in a certain apartment in La Manga?

01:13:51Or do we dress up as infidels?

01:13:53And I said...

01:13:54Well, we better dress up.

01:13:56And here we are.

01:13:57You forgive me.

01:13:58I mistook them for some friends.

01:14:00Well, a little more vision, Monda.

01:14:02Yes, yes.

01:14:03Sorry.

01:14:05Is this going to warn Gerarda?

01:14:06Yes, it seems that today is not our day.

01:14:09Let's go before he comes.

01:14:10Yeah.

01:14:10It turned out great.

01:14:22We've been able to change the chips and no one has told us to go to hell.

01:14:24How much did they give you?

01:14:25Six hundred thousand something!

01:14:26Freak!

01:14:30Just a moment, bishops.

01:14:32What do you want, paisa?

01:14:33A little help to end the month.

01:14:35What do you want?

01:14:36London, rupees or dollar oil?

01:14:38Well, less teasing.

01:14:40And drop the bills you just won.

01:14:42Gisga was changed to Paisa!

01:14:43Oh, with the teacher!

01:14:45Let's talk!

01:14:46Oh, oh, mother!

01:14:49My briefs have been tucked in!

01:15:01These are worse than riot police!

01:15:03Be careful, they are in demonstrations!

01:15:07How I look at myself!

01:15:10He's not laughing!

01:15:15You, watch!

01:15:17Give it to me for audio!

01:15:19Zanero, Juan!

01:15:21Zanero!

01:15:22Are you going to take all the money?

01:15:24It's the interests.

01:15:26If you find this abusive, complain to Minister Salchaga.

01:15:28No, don't remind me.

01:15:30Oh, and a tip.

01:15:32You better keep this to yourself.

01:15:34Because if you report us to the police station

01:15:37and my mother finds out,

01:15:38he's going to be very upset.

01:15:41And then you pay.

01:15:43No, poor thing!

01:15:44I don't like it!

01:15:46Come on!

01:15:49I don't care because this one had a cavity.

01:15:52So no...

01:15:53Oh!

01:15:54What a kick they gave me back here!

01:15:59What do we do?

01:16:01Let's go to the police station!

01:16:02With this look

01:16:03They're going to sign us for being wreckers.

01:16:06If this isn't our thing.

01:16:10But it is true.

01:16:11We haven't given a single one.

01:16:13This is the game for people who have money

01:16:15and doesn't care about losing it.

01:16:16Let's go home!

01:16:19Oh!

01:16:20Let's see if there's still a job opening left.

01:16:22I'm going to do it in the office

01:16:24some courses for head of negotiation

01:16:25that I will do much better than this.

01:16:27Oh!

01:16:27We'll see you again.

01:16:30The truth is, as a team we don't even achieve anything.

01:16:32I swear to you that I

01:16:33in a place like this

01:16:35they will never see me again in my life.

01:16:38Well, me,

01:16:38before entering a casino

01:16:42I'm messing around with Gerarda.

01:16:46Nice to meet you.

01:16:48The pleasure is mine.

01:16:48Bye bye!

01:16:57Oh!

01:16:58Bye bye!

01:16:59Bye bye!

01:17:02Oh my God!

01:17:22I caught him!

01:17:24I caught him!

01:17:28But John!

01:17:28But what are you doing here?

01:17:29You see!

01:17:29Hitting the jackpot!

01:17:31But where did it come from?

01:17:32I was there losing

01:17:32but you didn't tell me

01:17:33that he was no longer coming to the casino.

01:17:34But he had no money!

01:17:35But now I just got caught

01:17:36forty thousand pesetas!

01:17:38Let's go to the girl!

01:17:39Fallen!

01:17:39We hold hands

01:17:40and we ruined the casino!

01:17:42But this is a piece of cake!

01:17:44Let's go!

01:17:44Ha ha ha!

01:17:45Ha ha ha!

01:17:46Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah!

01:17:47Yeah, yeah, yeah!

01:17:47Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

01:17:47Yeah, yeah, yeah!

01:17:48Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

01:18:18Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

01:18:48Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

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