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Reparto: Antonio Ozores, Juanito Navarro, Máximo Valverde, Kimbo, Fedra Lorente
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00:00:30Come on! Quietly!
00:00:55Forward!
00:02:36I'm going to take roll.
00:02:38Line.
00:02:39Get there.
00:02:41Attention.
00:02:42Name and graduation.
00:02:44Sergeant Mauriño, present.
00:02:47Private First Class Murdo.
00:02:49Private First Class, Felix.
00:02:50Cape M30.
00:02:52Sergeant Mulligan.
00:02:54Wow, we've had our work cut out for us.
00:02:55No, sir.
00:02:56Sergeant Mulligan, don't contradict me.
00:02:59Yesterday we were six and now we are only five.
00:03:01You haven't counted yourself, sir.
00:03:03Ah, that's right, sir.
00:03:04What was I thinking?
00:03:05I don't know, sir.
00:03:06It must be because of this war, sir.
00:03:08You haven't received a blow to the head, sir?
00:03:10Maybe it was a mosquito that bit you, sir.
00:03:12Why don't you have a little seven, sir?
00:03:15That's how we all rest.
00:03:16Yes, it's been a while.
00:03:18Rest!
00:03:26Come on everyone!
00:03:28We are surrounded!
00:03:31Don't be scared.
00:03:33Let no one be finished.
00:03:34We have no weapons, sir.
00:03:40We will defend ourselves with our teeth.
00:03:41I can't, sir.
00:03:43I have a stung mule, sir.
00:03:44With the nails.
00:03:45I can't, sir.
00:03:47Because?
00:03:47I'll eat them, sir!
00:03:48Come on, sir.
00:03:49It's the same.
00:03:51We will surrender.
00:03:52Never, sir!
00:03:54That's what we're here for.
00:03:56Yes I like it.
00:03:57I knew I could count on you.
00:03:59Sure, sir.
00:04:00I'll give up on myself.
00:04:02Sitting.
00:04:02Does anyone have a piece of gum, for example?
00:04:05I, sir.
00:04:06But I've used it a lot, sir.
00:04:08It's the same, the same.
00:04:10I'm excited about this camaraderie we all have among ourselves.
00:04:14But it can be endured.
00:04:14But look, I don't even dislike this disgusting black shit.
00:04:19Thank you, sir!
00:04:20When we're in New York, I'll treat you to a hamburger.
00:04:23Thanks my friend.
00:04:23Thank you.
00:04:24Sir, I can invite you to my ranch.
00:04:26He used to breed racehorses.
00:04:28Tacatá, pacatá!
00:04:30I have a nice ranch too, sir.
00:04:32Is a nice room waiting for me in the Utah asylum?
00:04:35Well, I won't pay for it when this damn war is over, sir.
00:04:38Of course, since I'm so handsome, I won't be short of something to put in my mouth.
00:04:41Can you come to my horse ranch?
00:04:43Shut up, fool!
00:04:44Shut up, fool!
00:04:52Shut up, fool!
00:04:53Shut up, you fool, fool, fool, fool, fool, fool, fool, fool, fool!
00:05:07Shut up, you fool, you fool, you fool, you fool!
00:05:37Shut up, you fool, ...
00:06:07Well, my boss doesn't play around.
00:06:09Do you understand?
00:06:10You, let's go.
00:06:10That?
00:06:10What are you doing with the girl?
00:06:12Leave the girl alone, okay?
00:06:13Hey, lend me your arm, they don't know me.
00:06:16How do you get the root of it, huh?
00:06:23This is the river of Barcelona.
00:06:37Commander Hannibal?
00:06:38There you have it, it's the cigar.
00:06:47Commander Hannibal?
00:06:49Yes, it's me.
00:06:50This is for you.
00:06:53What else do you want?
00:06:54The tip.
00:06:55Ah, yes.
00:06:56How much do you want?
00:06:57Ten or twelve thousand.
00:06:58Yeah, look.
00:06:58Well, take a duro and keep the change, son.
00:07:01Very kind, sir.
00:07:02Clear.
00:07:05My respected and beloved commander.
00:07:08I need him.
00:07:09They are currently brushing my daughter and they want to take the mare away.
00:07:13You will understand that this is fatal for a father and a yeoman.
00:07:17Read the return address and you will be able to see me.
00:07:27Nobody will recognize me in this peacock costume.
00:07:32Although...
00:07:32What a gift shop.
00:07:34Well, nobody knows me here.
00:07:35Well, I'll be, I'll be who I am.
00:07:39Let's see if there's anyone around here.
00:07:42There's no one around here.
00:07:44Speak here?
00:07:44No, not either.
00:07:46Perfect.
00:07:46There is no one.
00:07:47Well.
00:07:49I'll be who I am, I'll put on my robe and that's it.
00:07:51Oh, what a pill I was going to get.
00:07:57Oh, how loose I am now.
00:07:58There is no one.
00:08:09Go on.
00:08:11Okay.
00:08:12Nurse, have you noticed that there's a man down there looking at you with binoculars?
00:08:16Yes, doctor.
00:08:16The television is broken and...
00:08:18Come on, they always break.
00:08:19Please tell Mr. Murdo to come.
00:08:21Right away, doctor.
00:08:24Allow me, I have a lot of interest in...
00:08:26Let's see, let's see if I can see the apelinos.
00:08:28Open a little.
00:08:29That's fine.
00:08:30Sergeant, Dr. Frankenstein says to go see him.
00:08:33Send something else, my commander.
00:08:35At your service.
00:08:36Whenever you want, Sirle and Temple.
00:08:38Sergeant, how many times do I have to tell you that I'm not Sirle and Temple, that I'm Lola Flores?
00:08:41Excuse me, excuse me, miss, but since you looked so much like Butragueño, do you think you were Juanita Reina?
00:08:46Don't hit me, don't hit me, please don't hit me.
00:08:48Don't hit me.
00:08:49Come here, pretty boy, I won't hit you.
00:08:51Come on, come on.
00:08:51Don't hit me.
00:08:51Don't hit me.
00:08:56Come on, come on, come on.
00:08:58Where?
00:08:59Come on.
00:09:00Oh, but what are you doing, oh, yes, that's funny.
00:09:02Oh, let go.
00:09:08Look.
00:09:10How delicious, look, delicious.
00:09:16You tickle me.
00:09:20Well, for a social security asylum, this is pretty good, isn't it?
00:09:24Come on, there aren't even rats, so...
00:09:27Come on.
00:09:29Doctor, here you have this wonderful madman.
00:09:34Murdo, let's get out of here quickly, we have a job, so you're acting crazy.
00:09:38Come on, if you can do more, of course, because you have to be upset, you're crazy.
00:09:42Oh, your orders, sir, how I love goats, you see?
00:09:46Take the southern twins.
00:09:47Come on.
00:09:52Come on.
00:09:53Hey, you're not going to dress like that, are you?
00:09:55Should I get going?
00:09:56Well, something that suits you, well, one morning, a lot of Manila, what do I know.
00:09:59I don't know, huh?
00:10:01Hey?
00:10:02Look.
00:10:03Okay.
00:10:04Hey, come down for a moment.
00:10:06Wait, wait, I'm laying eggs, wait.
00:10:08Okay.
00:10:09But when you put it on, it goes down, right?
00:10:11Yes, wait, wait.
00:10:12Already.
00:10:12There it goes, yes.
00:10:17Tie, tie.
00:10:19And this other thing?
00:10:20Come on, come on.
00:10:21Hey, because of you I have to wait until tomorrow to have breakfast.
00:10:24Come on, come on.
00:10:30Come here.
00:10:31Come, come.
00:10:32Come on, come on.
00:10:34Well, I'm not staying here ten more minutes, okay?
00:10:37Tell me, Miss Silitemple.
00:10:39I'm not Silitemple, I'm Lola Flonde.
00:10:40Well, sorry, sorry, don't hit me, Juan.
00:10:42Come here.
00:10:49Look, well, look, I liked you better in the other clothes.
00:10:51Yeah?
00:10:52Well, wait.
00:10:53I don't care what's nonsense.
00:10:54Come on, let's go.
00:10:57Hello, ma'am.
00:10:58Hello.
00:10:59Hello good.
00:11:02Baby.
00:11:06Lucho, 27 years old.
00:11:09As you can see, very handsome.
00:11:10And making love, a real mess.
00:11:22Enjoy your meal.
00:11:25Baby.
00:11:26Nacho, 29 years old.
00:11:34A man's love.
00:11:36Do you like it?
00:11:37How lucky are you, lady?
00:11:39How lucky are you, lady?
00:11:45How are you going to get through it?
00:11:46How much do I envy you, beautiful?
00:11:48Finally, our best material, the great Felix.
00:12:00It's over 30 years old, but it's a really cute thing.
00:12:04How lucky are you, Mom?
00:12:10Very cute.
00:12:13Very cute.
00:12:13Come on, I'll keep this one, okay?
00:12:15Oh, I'm not in such a hurry, they're not going to take it away from me.
00:12:18Just in case, no.
00:12:20It's just that I'm keeping this handsome guy, man.
00:12:22It's great.
00:12:23What brandy bombs does the aunt have?
00:12:27I would like to gargle with gin.
00:12:31I'm Hannibal.
00:12:33The A.J. team
00:12:34Take action.
00:12:36I don't trust him.
00:12:37And if you are a communist spy.
00:12:39Hey?
00:12:40But, but, what are you doing, you fool?
00:12:43There's no doubt about it, this is Hannibal's ass.
00:12:45You know that my tricks are famous,
00:12:47and my tricks are magnificent.
00:12:49Yes, boss, you have some magnificent tricks.
00:12:51It's really big that you're Hannibal, isn't it?
00:12:55I'm a wizard at this disguise thing.
00:12:57There is no doubt, the voice is the same.
00:12:59Hey, what if before you take off your costume
00:13:01Shall we go to a piece of furniture for a moment?
00:13:03How can you be such an idiot?
00:13:04knowing that I am Hannibal, idiot?
00:13:07Yes, boss, there's no doubt, you're Hannibal.
00:13:09You hear, when I had exercised myself in the wings,
00:13:10I had practiced in the years, I am not,
00:13:11Mauriño came because I didn't have the bread grater.
00:13:14So from the time I had exercised in the alos,
00:13:16I'll wait for you downstairs with the skateboard running.
00:13:17Yes, yes, yes.
00:13:18Commander, would you like to tell us once?
00:13:21Well, I'm going back to the asylum?
00:13:23Well, I'm going to the whorehouse,
00:13:25because with this guy here I'm losing money.
00:13:28No, no, as long as we are not all together,
00:13:29I don't tell it because I get tired.
00:13:33Look, here it comes.
00:13:34Hey, M30!
00:13:36Hey, M30!
00:13:40Buddy!
00:13:45Buddy!
00:13:47What, commander!
00:13:48When do we take action?
00:13:50I'm already tired of handing out...
00:13:51Well, that's what we came for right now.
00:13:53Well, let's go somewhere where we can talk quietly, okay?
00:13:55I have to share...
00:13:57I'll tell you.
00:13:59Because if not, I'll get fired.
00:14:00That's fine, look.
00:14:01That's how I like an honest job,
00:14:03not like others.
00:14:04Sure, boss.
00:14:05With that face I can't do anything else.
00:14:07I'm crazy.
00:14:08How guilty I am!
00:14:09So you're still acting crazy.
00:14:11I don't do it!
00:14:12I'm not here!
00:14:12Do you want to see it?
00:14:13Well, well, well.
00:14:14Let's talk somewhere else.
00:14:15Come on, let's go.
00:14:15Come on, come on, let's go.
00:14:16Come on, come on, let's go.
00:14:17The A-Team, the A-Team.
00:14:29Always forward, never back.
00:14:30But now I'm feeling placid, my friend.
00:14:32The A-Team, the A-Team.
00:14:34Always forward, never back.
00:14:36The A-Team, the A-Team.
00:14:54What do you see here?
00:14:56One finger, sir.
00:14:57And you?
00:14:58I'm crazy, but not blind.
00:15:00It's a finger.
00:15:00And nine thirty, what do you see?
00:15:04One finger, boss.
00:15:06Do you realize how well I hide?
00:15:09No one noticed that I was behind the finger.
00:15:12This is funny, isn't it?
00:15:13Alright.
00:15:14Oh, boss!
00:15:14You are the best.
00:15:16He's worse off than me, Felix.
00:15:17Okay, boss.
00:15:18But now tell us what the mission is.
00:15:21You see, boys.
00:15:22You all fought alongside me in Vietnam.
00:15:24And you know the camaraderie that characterizes us.
00:15:27Well, Sergeant Mauriño needs us.
00:15:29Man, what a guy.
00:15:31Don't interrupt me, man.
00:15:33We all know the value and friendship that united us.
00:15:35One for all and all for me, because that's already known.
00:15:38Well, Sergeant Mauriño needs us.
00:15:41I'll tell you.
00:15:42Make it nice, boss.
00:15:44Boss, I have to go deliver...
00:15:47The fact that?
00:15:48Fake license plates.
00:15:49No, if you'd rather hand out fake license plates than help a friend on the Belchite front, he says so...
00:15:55You've put your foot in it, boss.
00:15:56I?
00:15:57He said Belchite and it is Vietnam.
00:16:00Well, I was wrong.
00:16:01It is very human.
00:16:02Well, I'm always wrong.
00:16:04Since I've been in so many wars, I remember when I was with General Custer.
00:16:07And here I go...
00:16:08Boss, don't get carried away, I have to hand out the license plates.
00:16:12Shut up, let the boss take his place.
00:16:14Well, as I was saying, Mauriño needs us.
00:16:18He's dedicated, I don't know if you know, to breeding racehorses, I think.
00:16:21We don't know.
00:16:22Well, that's why I'm telling it.
00:16:24And will you let me ride a horse?
00:16:27No, because you're a sailor and you don't know how to ride, son.
00:16:30Oh, right.
00:16:31Clear.
00:16:32Shut up, crazy.
00:16:33Let's get down to business.
00:16:34Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack.
00:16:35What are you doing?
00:16:36Looking for grain, I am a hen.
00:16:38Quack, quack, quack, quack.
00:16:39Shut up, I'm crazy, go on, boss.
00:16:42As I was saying, Sergeant Mauriño, who was with me in Vietnam...
00:16:47Belchite said before.
00:16:49Well, it's because I've been in so much war...
00:16:51I'm wrong.
00:16:52I remember when I was with General Patton, we were both in tanks,
00:16:56He peeked his little head out from above and I...
00:16:58Boss, don't bother me, I have to go.
00:17:01Let's get down to business.
00:17:02That's it, that's it.
00:17:04This guy is already worse.
00:17:07Private Murdoch?
00:17:08Yes sir.
00:17:10I'm going to take away his chicken complex, you'll see.
00:17:14You know me, soldier.
00:17:14Yes sir.
00:17:16When I was little I had an Oedipus complex.
00:17:19Well, maybe.
00:17:20Okay.
00:17:21Let's see, since when are you a chicken?
00:17:23Since I came out of the egg.
00:17:25But what egg?
00:17:26Because it could be Columbus's egg.
00:17:27Yes sir.
00:17:29So you're not a chicken.
00:17:31You are the other Columbus egg.
00:17:33Well, it's true.
00:17:34Clear.
00:17:35I am the other Columbus egg.
00:17:36Clear.
00:17:36You are an eminence, boss.
00:17:38Well yes.
00:17:38I don't know what would become of us without you.
00:17:40Well, you'd be shit, son.
00:17:42No, it doesn't matter.
00:17:43Let's get down to business.
00:17:44Don't say grain in case it has cured us yet.
00:17:46No, don't worry.
00:17:47I have a lot of confidence in my therapy.
00:17:49I don't...
00:17:49You look.
00:17:51Our friend Mauriño needs us.
00:17:55They are extorting him.
00:17:56I'm going to go to his ranch tonight and find out everything.
00:17:58You'll be dressed up as usual, right?
00:18:00Of course.
00:18:02Yeah?
00:18:02And what will you dress up as, boss?
00:18:04Well, I'll think about it now.
00:18:08On horseback?
00:18:09Yeah.
00:18:10It's the horse one.
00:18:11I'm not sleeping a bit myself now.
00:18:17Well, with this horse costume I'm going to make a splash.
00:18:19Where is the station?
00:18:20Where is?
00:18:21There it is.
00:18:24Hello.
00:18:26Oh, you scared me.
00:18:28Who are you?
00:18:29Well, look, I'm going to introduce myself because, of course, it's convenient for us, right?
00:18:31My name is Pegasus and I am a direct descendant of Attila's horse.
00:18:33How awful!
00:18:34What a strong litter, huh?
00:18:37Well, what am I going to do to him like this?
00:18:38And you, what's your name, little one, I'm going to rhyme a little more.
00:18:41Do you study or work, huh?
00:18:42My name is Lady B and I study business.
00:18:45I am a racing daughter of the best mare that has been around in recent years.
00:18:49They called her the Turbo.
00:18:51Ah, well, it would be the little son of a bitch with a helmet and what joke was I telling you?
00:18:53Well, yes, something, something.
00:18:55Well, pretty girl, you can explain to me what's going on here, I'm very thoughtful.
00:18:59It's a shame.
00:19:00Look, my poor boss is being extorted.
00:19:02They want to buy him at all costs.
00:19:04Since I'm so good, that's it.
00:19:07And my boss, who doesn't sell, how does he know that I can take him off work?
00:19:10Hey, well, I'm learning a lot about myself.
00:19:14This is good, huh?
00:19:15I don't know what it is, but it's good.
00:19:19Well, look, tell your boss when you see him to calm down, come on.
00:19:23That your friend Aníbal is here and he's going to solve absolutely everything for you, okay?
00:19:27Hey, this stuff you're eating is pretty bad, huh?
00:19:29Don't go.
00:19:30My daughter, you will eat, Gloria, but you stink a little, eh?
00:19:35My horse gallops and cuts through the wind when you go for the dead, Gabi.
00:19:40You don't believe it, I love her.
00:19:43Dad, I'm so happy to see you doing these silly things.
00:19:45Oh, Lady Di is going to win the national grand prize, right, chata?
00:19:50Look, look, look, look.
00:19:51What are you saying?
00:19:52Please repeat, I didn't understand.
00:19:54Tell me, tell me.
00:19:54But how?
00:19:55But what are you saying?
00:19:57Do you know what it says?
00:19:58My friend Hannibal has been here and he's going to save us from that.
00:20:01And when has your friend Hannibal been here, that I haven't seen him?
00:20:03Me neither, wait.
00:20:04Hey, Lady Di, when is Hannibal here?
00:20:06Tell me.
00:20:07That?
00:20:09Alba, who says that last night Hannibal dressed up as a horse and spent the night with her in the stable.
00:20:15That?
00:20:16What do you mean he spent the night with Lady Di?
00:20:18I don't understand anything, dad.
00:20:19Tell me well.
00:20:20That he was with her!
00:20:22As I told you, I would come in dressed as a horse.
00:20:25So when she saw her, she grabbed her by the...
00:20:28But what am I going to tell you about what they did in the stable?
00:20:30Shut up, man!
00:20:30Shut up!
00:20:31I don't know what...
00:20:32Oh, Lady, beautiful!
00:20:33What a command now!
00:20:34And thanks to how well I dressed up as a horse, Lady Di told me everything.
00:20:37And how did he know they were pure?
00:20:39He sent me a messenger and I quickly set off.
00:20:42You already know the rest.
00:20:43Now tell me if I can count on you.
00:20:45I, crazy with joy to start.
00:20:47You're crazy anyway.
00:20:48Count on me, boss.
00:20:49Tell me one thing.
00:20:50How is the sergeant's daughter?
00:20:51Very good.
00:20:52Did the mare tell you?
00:20:53No, no, I saw her, yes.
00:20:55He came into the stable, ran his hand through it.
00:20:57The very me!
00:20:57A joy that gave me tremendous.
00:20:58How cool!
00:21:00Boss, I have to distribute the fake license plates.
00:21:04But when you're done, count me in.
00:21:05Well, we'll all share it together, because I need the van.
00:21:08Okay.
00:21:08Come on, let's go.
00:21:10Well, go ahead, comrades.
00:21:11Come on.
00:21:13But what are you doing?
00:21:14Where are you going?
00:21:14I'm the car cow!
00:21:19Wow.
00:21:19What cow?
00:21:20But you are not a goat.
00:21:21Come on, get down, man, get down.
00:21:23They don't kill you or anything.
00:21:24They're even crazier now.
00:21:25Come on.
00:21:25The A-Team, the A-Team, always forward, never backward.
00:21:39The A-Team, the A-Team, call it out loud and you'll have it by your side.
00:21:43In another tone now like the knight.
00:21:45The A-Team, the A-Team.
00:21:47Hey, tell the American producer that this horse always charges for sessions.
00:22:13I think they owe me something.
00:22:15That this horse has always been ridden by Stephanie of Monaco.
00:22:20Come on, pretty girl.
00:22:21This is how I'm going to escape to the other side.
00:22:23Very good, pretty.
00:22:24Yeah.
00:22:25Shelling house, shelling house.
00:22:26Very good.
00:22:27Yes, it's following you here.
00:22:28Very well, my girl.
00:22:29Come on.
00:22:30Hello, my girl.
00:22:34Hello darling.
00:22:35You'll see how my friend and companion Hannibal will help us and put an end to that arrogance.
00:22:41That's cool if she thinks I'm going to sell her to Lady Di.
00:22:44Come on, mare.
00:22:46Come on, pretty girl.
00:22:47Another lap.
00:22:48So.
00:22:48Very good.
00:22:51Above all, my daughter, you will not return...
00:22:54No.
00:22:55I don't even want to remember it.
00:22:57Don't worry about me, father.
00:22:59I will sacrifice myself for you, for our mare.
00:23:01Thank you, daughter.
00:23:02But it's very hard for me to see how that scoundrel...
00:23:06Boss.
00:23:07Boss.
00:23:08Hey?
00:23:08Look, boss, look.
00:23:09They are here.
00:23:11They are here.
00:23:12Look.
00:23:13She's still, she's still, she's still.
00:23:25Hey, getting the mare ready for my boss, huh?
00:23:28Yes.
00:23:28Your boss would like it if it were hers.
00:23:31Son of a Pekingese bitch.
00:23:33I'll tell you again.
00:23:34Are you selling it to me or the girl?
00:23:35Yes.
00:23:35I'm not selling it.
00:23:37I don't sell it and I don't sell it.
00:23:39You find out.
00:23:40Well, to the girl...
00:23:41I'll kill you.
00:23:42I'll kill you.
00:23:43You and that bastard with glasses.
00:23:45Leave it, Dad.
00:23:45Don't worry about me.
00:23:46Please don't sell it, I'm already getting the hang of it, Dad.
00:23:48Nothing, man.
00:23:49They are really cool.
00:23:50You speak like a ghost.
00:23:51You talk a lot.
00:23:52Let's go.
00:23:52You're both going to find out.
00:23:54With glasses and without glasses, wretches.
00:23:57Hey, I knew you guys were coming here.
00:24:00Ha ha.
00:24:00Me.
00:24:01I'm going to kill you with blows, I'm going to kill you.
00:24:05Cheer up, guys, you're almost there.
00:24:07I kill him.
00:24:11As soon as we get there, I'll kill him, I swear.
00:24:13Look at running out of gas.
00:24:15Ah, no.
00:24:15Shut up and push, your strength is escaping through your mouth.
00:24:18And up the ass, boss.
00:24:19You have less left.
00:24:20Cheer up, guys.
00:24:21I'll kill him, I'll kill him.
00:24:23Don't say it so much and kill him because then you'll shit yourself when you see him in front of you.
00:24:26You can say that, boss.
00:24:27This one always shits himself.
00:24:29Boss, are you pushing him?
00:24:31But how am I going to push it?
00:24:32Don't you see I'm smoking and it might make me sick?
00:24:35Stupid, do you want to?
00:24:35An idea came to him.
00:24:37Keep going, keep going.
00:24:48Release the handbrake and put the rat on.
00:24:50Okay, boss.
00:24:51Let's go.
00:24:56Now!
00:24:56Already!
00:25:08That is.
00:25:10Today he did it in six seconds less.
00:25:12Miss, this mare is unique.
00:25:13You'll see how we win the grand national.
00:25:15Yes, what I'm afraid of is that those people are going to steal it from us.
00:25:17No, his father will not allow it.
00:25:19And you?
00:25:20Well, I don't understand you, no...
00:25:22But how come you don't understand what I mean?
00:25:24Come on, it seems like he likes that...
00:25:27Shut up, man, don't talk nonsense.
00:25:29What happens is that I sacrifice myself for my father.
00:25:31Yes, yes, of course, in the hayloft.
00:25:33Come on, man, don't talk nonsense.
00:25:35Well, well, it's up to you.
00:25:36Me...
00:25:37Come on, guys, there's just a little bit left.
00:25:49Don't you read gasoline anymore?
00:25:50I exaggerated, I'm real.
00:25:51If it's just 20 kilometers pushing.
00:25:53It's that you are...
00:25:54Yeah, yeah!
00:25:56What a barbarity!
00:25:57Oh, mother!
00:26:02How tiring it is to see them push.
00:26:04By!
00:26:07I'll kill him, I'll kill him!
00:26:18I'm going to kill you!
00:26:19Are you done yet, microbe?
00:26:21Okay, but now it's my turn.
00:26:23Jace, this time he wants to kill me!
00:26:25Okay, okay, guys, now we have a problem.
00:26:27How are we going to pay for gasoline?
00:26:32What do I put on them?
00:26:33Do you have gas?
00:26:34Yes, I have about 7,000 liters left.
00:26:37No, we don't want that many, do we, boss?
00:26:39Well no, I don't think so, no.
00:26:41Let him pour 30 or 40 liters and keep what's left.
00:26:44Wow, boss, you're so clever!
00:26:46And if I had my body...
00:26:48It would be a lot.
00:26:50Look, yeah, what are we going to do?
00:26:51Have you heard my boss yet?
00:26:52Yes, but I don't understand anything.
00:26:54Well, let him put in 40 liters and the rest up to 7,000 is for you.
00:26:58Clear?
00:26:59That is, 6,960 for me.
00:27:02Well, of course, silly!
00:27:04And as a special gift, this wonderful gold-plated necklace for your loved one.
00:27:11What's happening?
00:27:17Leave that.
00:27:18You've already worked hard enough.
00:27:20You, come on.
00:27:21Come with me.
00:27:22I remember now.
00:27:32Boss!
00:27:33Boss!
00:27:33I've crossed off half a liter too much!
00:27:36But how do you do that?
00:27:37How are you able to take half a liter from this poor man and leave him with only 6,960?
00:27:41I didn't notice, boss.
00:27:43Don't worry, Don Aníbal.
00:27:45I give it to you.
00:27:46Thanks a lot, man.
00:27:46And I'm going to give you another gift, just look.
00:27:48Come on, straighten this cigar and smoke it.
00:27:53And close the gas station, you've already worked hard enough.
00:27:56Go on!
00:27:56Thank you very much, Mr. Aníbal.
00:27:57Thank you so much.
00:27:58And when we pass by here again, which we surely will, we plan to bring you a portrait of Sabrina's mother.
00:28:04He he!
00:28:05Come on, guys!
00:28:05Let's go!
00:28:05Let's go!
00:28:11Thank goodness there are still good and honest people in this world.
00:28:18Boss, I could have squeezed 10 more liters out of him and we would have filled the reserve can!
00:28:34No, I always keep that one full.
00:28:36I haven't wanted to spend it, in case I ever need it.
00:28:39Huh? You've got it full? You've been pushing for 15 kilometers?
00:28:42Low, low!
00:28:44Stop, man!
00:28:44Stop, man!
00:28:45Stop, man!
00:28:46Stop, man!
00:28:46That's not true, M30.
00:28:48You told me, boss.
00:28:50Oh, that's right, I told him so.
00:28:51I'm taking it down!
00:28:52Stay, stay!
00:28:53Stay, stay!
00:28:53Stay, stay!
00:28:54Boss, I lost my earring!
00:28:57For wearing it in your ear.
00:28:58You should wear it on your nose.
00:29:00Of course, he's not paying attention to anything.
00:29:02Be ready when we arrive.
00:29:03What a milk!
00:29:04No, but will you please be quiet?
00:29:06You don't let me think.
00:29:09I don't stop, eh?
00:29:09Good one!
00:29:14Hahaha!
00:29:16Let's eat!
00:29:17How are they taking so long today?
00:29:31How odd!
00:29:32Don't worry, if they come, I'm here to defend you.
00:29:36From the bottom, of course.
00:29:38Do you know where my father is?
00:29:39Yes, he has gone to the city.
00:29:42You see how sad it is.
00:29:43Now what is it?
00:29:46Oops!
00:29:47Oops!
00:29:47How good it is!
00:29:49Oops!
00:29:49What I miss out on for being a dwarf!
00:29:52Moron!
00:29:52More than an idiot!
00:29:54Get ready.
00:29:55If I don't get that mare for the big race, I'll put a saddle on you and you'll run.
00:29:59Do you understand?
00:30:00God, what men!
00:30:01How awful!
00:30:02Oops!
00:30:04If it weren't for what I like...
00:30:06Don't get angry, Esquerralta.
00:30:07I'll send my men to give them another scare.
00:30:09Your men, idiot.
00:30:11They will be mine.
00:30:12You have no men.
00:30:14Okay, Esquerralta.
00:30:15Okay.
00:30:20Go right now and pay Mauriño another visit.
00:30:22Well, you know.
00:30:23Okay.
00:30:24Come on.
00:30:34Well, what peace of mind one has when one helps a friend.
00:30:38Well, it's not in vain that we were together on the Teruel front.
00:30:40No, it was Vietnam.
00:30:42That, Belchite, yes.
00:30:43And who's going to help me when I get fired?
00:30:46Hey?
00:30:46Yo, are you coming to live with me in the mental hospital?
00:30:48Calm down, boys, calm down.
00:30:52As long as I'm the boss, you won't want for anything.
00:30:55Do you remember Vietnam?
00:30:57When we were out of bullets, the yellows surrounded us and I told you...
00:31:01Throw stones, boys!
00:31:02Do you remember?
00:31:03Of course, it was when they took us prisoners.
00:31:05That.
00:31:06Because you're stupid, that's it.
00:31:07Already.
00:31:07Yeah, because I dressed up as mint.
00:31:09Well, now leave me, I have to think about how to help Mauriño.
00:31:27Ah, from the house!
00:31:29High!
00:31:32Who are you?
00:31:34Identify yourselves.
00:31:36This ranch and all of its horses are from the United States Army off American.
00:31:41So...
00:31:41Quick, out!
00:31:42Out!
00:31:43Out!
00:31:44Out!
00:31:46Out!
00:31:50What are you laughing at, idiot?
00:31:52Yes sir!
00:31:53What joy, what joy!
00:31:54How you have thrown it away!
00:31:55You've beaten them!
00:31:56How great you are!
00:31:58Excuse me!
00:31:58How well you dressed up as the boy from the capea!
00:32:01No, no, I dressed up as the Dalton brothers.
00:32:03Of the three?
00:32:04No, out of six, silly.
00:32:05Oh, right!
00:32:06Well, that's something to celebrate, there's no other way.
00:32:09Oh, how good!
00:32:10Look, girl, since these guys are about to leave, take some of the rice out of the paella.
00:32:13Come on, let's go inside!
00:32:14These are for the block!
00:32:15Wow!
00:32:15Come on, come on!
00:32:16It smells so bad in here!
00:32:21What's happening?
00:32:22I asked what's going on, you idiots!
00:32:23Mr. Mauriño's farm now belongs to the Americans.
00:32:29The American army has received us.
00:32:31Those who killed the Indians.
00:32:33Captain Carter has told us everything.
00:32:35AND...
00:32:35Don't continue, you're crazy.
00:32:37That's true, boss.
00:32:37Go see it.
00:32:39Out!
00:32:39Get out of here!
00:32:40Leave me alone!
00:32:41Let's go!
00:32:49Well, I don't want you to be bothered again, but just in case you know where I am, okay?
00:32:53Thank you very much, Commander!
00:32:54He's a friend!
00:32:56He's a friend!
00:32:57Go on, give Uncle Hannibal a kiss!
00:32:59Yes, yes, yes.
00:33:00Let's see...
00:33:01Come on!
00:33:03And now you, come on, come on!
00:33:04Come on, come on!
00:33:05Come on, come on, come on, come on!
00:33:05I'll suck you, man!
00:33:06I'll suck you, man!
00:33:06I'll suck you!
00:33:07Kiss his father again!
00:33:09His hand comes out!
00:33:09Bye bye!
00:33:10Bye bye!
00:33:11Thanks for everything!
00:33:12No, no, don't worry!
00:33:14I am always at your disposal!
00:33:15Nothing!
00:33:16Come on, you go!
00:33:16Let's go!
00:33:17I'm sinning again!
00:33:19But as I said, commander!
00:33:21At your service!
00:33:22Thanks for everything!
00:33:23To everyone!
00:33:23Bye bye!
00:33:24Always!
00:33:24To everyone!
00:33:38To everyone!
00:33:38To everyone!
00:33:38To everyone!
00:33:38I'm going to be fired.
00:33:46Let's see where I can find work now, at my age, and also black.
00:33:49Don't say it.
00:33:50The fact that?
00:33:51Are you black?
00:33:52But there's nothing else to do but see me.
00:33:54You've always been black, haven't you?
00:33:56At least when I met you you were already a bit grey.
00:33:59Maybe you hadn't washed.
00:34:00That could be it.
00:34:03And our vision over, come, let us each return to our work.
00:34:05You, Murdo, go to the faggot.
00:34:06M-30, to distribute false license plates.
00:34:09Felix, to your whorehouse.
00:34:10And I'm off to Strasbourg, because I have to ask Chemari for the costumes I left him.
00:34:33Sun!
00:34:36Escargata, Mauriño's estate is now the seventh of the Valleña.
00:34:41Moron!
00:34:42How can you be so stupid that you believe such things?
00:34:44It's all lies.
00:34:46That hick is making fun of us.
00:34:48And I want that mare.
00:34:49And I will have it, no matter what.
00:34:51Do you understand?
00:34:53You go right now and give him the last warning.
00:34:55Yes, boss.
00:34:55And you get in there and don't come out until I tell you to.
00:35:04Oh!
00:35:04What, what, what!
00:35:06What, what, what!
00:35:06What are you doing here?
00:35:07What are you here for?
00:35:08What, what are you here?
00:35:08What are you here for?
00:35:09No, no, no, no, no.
00:35:10How strange!
00:35:10How strange!
00:35:11How strange!
00:35:11How strange!
00:35:13Leave it, daddy.
00:35:14Well, don't worry, I'm here.
00:35:17It is the last warning.
00:35:19Tell us what you thought or the girl.
00:35:20I haven't thought anything.
00:35:21Why hasn't your handsome foreman come?
00:35:23We come because we are more dangerous and more macho.
00:35:26Quiet.
00:35:26Do you understand?
00:35:28Well, are you selling or what?
00:35:29I don't want anything with you, so you can sell it, Dad.
00:35:31But what are you saying, my daughter?
00:35:33Tell your boss I'm not selling.
00:35:35And if she wants something, she can come.
00:35:37OK.
00:35:37But if this place is on fire tomorrow, it'll be your fault.
00:35:40It is the last warning.
00:35:41Oh, how funny!
00:35:42Oh, how funny!
00:35:43Get your belt ready!
00:35:43Get your belt ready!
00:35:45You'll find out!
00:35:46Goodbye, firefighters!
00:35:48Oh!
00:35:48The helmet is visible!
00:35:49You can now take off your seatbelts and those who want to can smoke.
00:35:54We will arrive in Strasbourg at 8:40 p.m.
00:35:57We have just received an urgent cable for passenger Commander Hannibal.
00:36:01It says, I've been attacked again.
00:36:04Bring everyone together.
00:36:05SOS, come quickly.
00:36:08Sergeant Mauriño.
00:36:09Commander, turn around immediately.
00:36:11Aaah!
00:36:19Someone help me!
00:36:24Miss, have you seen Murdoch?
00:36:26I have no idea, doctor.
00:36:27Let it be known that I miss him very much.
00:36:29He was one of my favorite crazy people.
00:36:30Oh.
00:36:32I don't know, where is this one?
00:36:34It's probably around here, isn't it?
00:36:35What a guy.
00:36:36Mr. Napoleon, have you seen Murdoch?
00:36:38I am not Napoleon.
00:36:40I am Ruiz Mateos.
00:36:40I'll hit you!
00:36:41He got away again!
00:36:42Because this guy keeps running away!
00:36:44Oh, a kiss, daughter, that always...
00:36:46Oh, what a fat ass you have!
00:36:49Where will this be?
00:36:52Oh, what a man!
00:36:54How much she resembles Robert Redford's mother!
00:36:58Shut up, baby!
00:36:59Oh, how talkative you are!
00:37:06Hello good evening.
00:37:07What's up?
00:37:07Good afternoon.
00:37:08Here we are.
00:37:09Stray.
00:37:10And that little boy who went out with me the other day?
00:37:12Go over there.
00:37:13I don't think his name was Lucho or Nacho.
00:37:17I don't remember it very well.
00:37:18It left me so disturbed that...
00:37:19I know.
00:37:21What a scoundrel.
00:37:22I fired him.
00:37:25And why?
00:37:25He invited me to dinner and I had to pay.
00:37:28It cost me an arm and a leg.
00:37:29Oh my God.
00:37:30Well, I'm leaving devastated, okay?
00:37:31Goodbye, faggot.
00:37:32Hey, meet another one!
00:37:33Listen!
00:37:34Excuse me, do you know a colleague of yours who works here?
00:37:44Well, for more views, so you know who it is.
00:37:46He is completely black.
00:37:48Oh, is he black?
00:37:49Yeah.
00:37:50I haven't seen him for a few days.
00:37:51Okay.
00:37:52Well, thanks, huh?
00:37:54Come on.
00:37:55This is nothing.
00:37:56Of course, I eat the horse.
00:37:58I eat the horse and that's it.
00:38:00Well, what a tough horse.
00:38:03What about the diva on stage?
00:38:04Well, it's just that I don't always win over myself.
00:38:07Hey, you're going to do me a favor.
00:38:09If you see any of my team, send them to me.
00:38:11I've quoted them here, you know?
00:38:13It won't be necessary.
00:38:13They are there.
00:38:15Hey, look!
00:38:16How are you!
00:38:17Hello, guys!
00:38:18Always at your service, boss.
00:38:20I came quickly, with hardly any makeup on.
00:38:22I'm dying to start over.
00:38:24What's it about now, boss?
00:38:26We have to defend Sergeant Mauriño again.
00:38:28I'll explain it to you later.
00:38:31Heat up my coffee and send it to the boarding house.
00:38:32Come on?
00:38:33Come on, come on.
00:38:34I'll explain it to you later because I'm digesting it now.
00:38:37So...
00:38:37Go, go, go.
00:38:39The A-Team
00:38:39The A-Team
00:38:41Always forward.
00:38:42Never back down.
00:38:43The A-Team
00:38:44The A-Team
00:38:45Always forward.
00:38:45The A-Team
00:38:46Always forward.
00:38:46The A-Team
00:39:00Good morning.
00:39:01Good morning.
00:39:01Good morning.
00:39:02Good morning.
00:39:02Good morning.
00:39:03Good morning.
00:39:05Let's see.
00:39:08Pepe Pérez and Pérez.
00:39:11Present.
00:39:12Okay.
00:39:12Juan Rodriguez and Perez.
00:39:15Present.
00:39:16Okay.
00:39:18Aurelio Martes y Pérez.
00:39:20Present.
00:39:23Asuncion Marcos and Perez.
00:39:28Asuncion Marcos and Perez.
00:39:30Don't insist, my sergeant.
00:39:33He doesn't know.
00:39:34He doesn't answer.
00:39:34Oh, fuck.
00:39:37No...
00:39:37What a crash to think.
00:39:40Let's leave it and move on.
00:39:43Rosendo, López and Pérez.
00:39:45Before what?
00:39:48Present.
00:39:49But you are so tired, son.
00:39:51Okay.
00:39:52Rafael Hernandez and Perez.
00:39:54Bingo.
00:39:55Get paid for it.
00:39:57Okay, okay, okay.
00:39:58Today I'm going to give you the same warning as every day.
00:40:05And something else.
00:40:08The boss told me...
00:40:11This is a pure joke.
00:40:15Do you understand?
00:40:17And to be more exact...
00:40:20These were his words.
00:40:22You are great aunts.
00:40:25You.
00:40:26I don't.
00:40:26That's why I want a controller and I demand...
00:40:30Stop immediately...
00:40:33To the team.
00:40:35Understood?
00:40:37Sorry, Sergeant.
00:40:38May I know what he has done now?
00:40:40What have they done?
00:40:41A van has been stolen.
00:40:43Wow, boss.
00:40:43And for that reason alone, more than 7,000 cars are stolen every day.
00:40:46Yeah.
00:40:47That's the last thing they've done.
00:40:48But you know what else?
00:40:52They are looking for them on every continent.
00:40:55Okay, boss, okay.
00:40:56I'm sure we already have the whole police force behind us.
00:40:59How do you know, boss?
00:41:00Ah, because I'm very smart.
00:41:02Do you remember when the CIA was chasing us?
00:41:05Clear.
00:41:05He was a phenomenon.
00:41:06And when was the FBI looking for us?
00:41:09It's that we are worse than...
00:41:12The fact is that we are not because we are just helping a friend.
00:41:15And who's going to help me when they catch me for stealing this van?
00:41:19Don't worry, I'll fix everything.
00:41:22Thanks, boss.
00:41:23If it weren't for you, what would become of us?
00:41:26Wow, I'd be fine in my asylum.
00:41:28And I in my...
00:41:29No, don't even say it, you should be ashamed of being a...
00:41:34A what?
00:41:35Chief André, say it.
00:41:36Don't say it, boss, don't say it.
00:41:37Yes, yes, yes, say it, boss, please.
00:41:39Surely the sissy.
00:41:40Are you stupid or what?
00:41:43Shut up, man, you're stupid.
00:41:45Thief? Thief?
00:41:46You'd better say it, because if not it's going to be worse.
00:41:49This is fat.
00:41:50He's a fucking...
00:41:51Don't say it, boss, don't say it.
00:41:53Yeah, so what?
00:41:54Well, okay, okay, boy, nothing.
00:41:55Now I have to think about what stratagem we have to invent.
00:41:58Let me think.
00:41:59And besides, I was just thinking.
00:42:05Oh, mother!
00:42:06Okay, shut up, what's up boss, thinking?
00:42:10Well, look, look.
00:42:12I think that even if we take a detour, it's much better to go through Reus, right?
00:42:17Because look, with ethics, in Michigan, then through Parlas...
00:42:20Look, look, we're better off going for Minnesota.
00:42:29Okay, I guess you'll see what day it is.
00:42:37Well, well, look, look, the concentration is already there.
00:42:39Hello gorgeous!
00:43:02Hello!
00:43:03Hello!
00:43:09Hello, what's up?
00:43:11Hello, Uncle Hannibal.
00:43:13How nice to see you!
00:43:14Do you know that they have attacked us again?
00:43:15No, I already know that, your father warned me.
00:43:17Where is he now?
00:43:18He has hidden in the river with the mare, how long it took you.
00:43:21Hello.
00:43:22Hello.
00:43:22Well, let's leave Romeo and Julian here.
00:43:24Go on!
00:43:24I'm going with my goat.
00:43:25Let's go for a walk.
00:43:27Have you noticed, boss?
00:43:28I think the only normal ones here are you and me.
00:43:31No, you neither, son.
00:43:33No?
00:43:33Because?
00:43:34Well, I'm going to explain it to you because look, when you and my maple...
00:43:37They are nothing to them.
00:43:38The part of the...
00:43:39The tortilla is coming out on one side and if you have pressed it, it is better that you sing what you know how to sing.
00:43:44and then go and say that.
00:43:46And you sing, and you sing and that's it.
00:43:47And he told his mother and she left.
00:43:49Ah, I was saying it.
00:43:50They call me crazy, because I am an author
00:43:57Also drunk, when I drink rum
00:44:00If I wear a suit, they tell me the rate.
00:44:04If I take out a girl, they call me Don Juan
00:44:08If I go to the beach, they call me Tarzana
00:44:12If I go to the beach, they call me Tarzana
00:44:16How pretty she is! Don't be silly!
00:44:17But the little mouth! No! Yes, call the little mouth!
00:44:20Wait, wait!
00:44:21Wait!
00:44:28Wait!
00:44:28Oh! Wait! Wait, wait!
00:44:33From the A-Team, I am Superman
00:44:34That Superman can fly
00:44:36Let's fly!
00:44:37Paint me in colors, so they can call me Superman
00:44:41That's lovely!
00:44:46Paint me with colors, so they can call me Superman
00:44:49Paint me with colors, so they can call me Superman
00:44:57On horseback! On horseback! On horseback! On horseback!
00:45:02On horseback, my people!
00:45:05So you're not going to take me...
00:45:06Well, I don't want anything, really.
00:45:08To the pa' that...
00:45:08On horseback! But why?
00:45:10Because all I want is your friendship.
00:45:12Well, what a bore!
00:45:14So you can see that we are not all the same
00:45:16Well, we'll stay here for a few days and prepare the offensive.
00:45:27Everything very detailed, like when we were in Vietnam.
00:45:30Right, Mauriño?
00:45:32Phenomenal! I knew I could count on you.
00:45:34Clear.
00:45:35Hey, the thing is, I can't pay you.
00:45:37Don't worry, that's what friends are for.
00:45:40But you'll have something to give us to eat, won't you?
00:45:41Man, fried eggs, whatever you want.
00:45:43Look, the lovebirds are here.
00:45:45Father, you can sell the mare now.
00:45:48What do you say?
00:45:49Yes, I already have someone to...
00:45:51Wait a minute, I don't understand you.
00:45:53What do you mean you already have someone to...?
00:45:55What I mean is, if you don't mind, my sergeant,
00:46:00I want to ask for your daughter Ramona's hand in marriage.
00:46:01Man, that's good, look, it was love at first sight, right?
00:46:04Yes, Mr. Hannibal, we are going to have a child.
00:46:06Huh? What do you mean you're having a baby?
00:46:09Let's see, if they are young.
00:46:11But do you know...?
00:46:14Yeah.
00:46:1615 minutes ago.
00:46:17Oh, well, you can't tell at all, she's very smooth, curious.
00:46:19But you've been pregnant for 15 minutes.
00:46:22Well, we'll have to start preparing for the baptism, right?
00:46:24Yes, but first we have to prepare the offensive.
00:46:27Boys, let's all attack, let's go.
00:46:28Hey, have you always liked torrijas?
00:46:31As long as you have good milk.
00:46:32Ole!
00:46:32No, no, no, no!
00:46:54Here you have it.
00:47:18With this Panzer Turbo Destroyer model tank we will attack those rustlers.
00:47:24It's a real battleship.
00:47:26How it reminds me of our Vietnam days, doesn't it, Commander?
00:47:29And to say it like that...
00:47:30What do you think of our tank?
00:47:32A behemoth! With this, we'll be invincible!
00:47:37Look where...
00:47:39Look where...
00:47:43Look where...
00:47:46Look where that one comes in...
00:47:50Where to?
00:47:51Where what?
00:47:52Where do you get in?
00:47:54You've blocked the doors!
00:47:55You can't do it, you're all idiots!
00:47:58Let's see how to get in now!
00:48:00Come on, come in!
00:48:04Well, never mind that...
00:48:06I got it, gentlemen...
00:48:08What, boss?
00:48:09Leave him alone, he's thinking!
00:48:11Not that, that's fine...
00:48:13Do you remember when we ran out of weapons in Vietnam?
00:48:15Clear!
00:48:16Do you remember that we were real ninjas with the lessons the Chinese chef gave us?
00:48:20Yeah!
00:48:21Well, we'll start training right now...
00:48:25Ready, my brave ones!
00:48:27Hey!
00:48:29Me already!
00:48:30I've ruined the catacitos!
00:48:31Let's see if this works...
00:48:32Oh!
00:48:34Let's see if this works!
00:48:39AND?
00:48:40Who do I have here?
00:48:41You're going to be amazed at these...
00:48:42My elbow is going to get cold but...
00:48:44This is amazing. My elbow is going to get cold, but... What beasts! Oh, boss! It must have looked bad.
00:49:12to break that. Does it hurt? Oh, that's awful! I take off his hood. My idiot, I told you.
00:49:22that you brought me three popsicles. I don't believe you brought me this. What a pain! You don't know
00:49:29What I feel, you don't know. They're samurai. No, they're real ninjas. Your mask?
00:49:40I'm not wearing it, boss. Why? Because it's a crime to cover a face.
00:49:44like mine.
00:49:45Go on, go for a walk.
00:49:49I'm going to push myself a little to the side. And now I'm going to pull up.
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00:50:26I just can't stop, huh?
00:50:32Come on, come on, okay, okay.
00:50:36Well, you've seen what I've done, right?
00:50:38Well, you have to do something like that.
00:50:40And I'm leaving because I feel really bad, eh?
00:50:44Look, look what he does.
00:50:51Come on?
00:50:53Okay, huh?
00:50:54Shall we do it?
00:50:54Ah, come on, come on.
00:50:56How is?
00:50:56Ah, come on, come on, come on.
00:51:26Calm down, Yoconda.
00:51:38Calm down, Yoconda.
00:51:46No, I stuck the keychain in my butt.
00:52:00Nin, nin, nin, nincha, nincha, nincha!
00:52:14But what happens now? Let's see.
00:52:16Nincha!
00:52:17Nincha, nincha, nincha, nincha, nincha!
00:52:18Nincha, nincha, nincha, nincha, nincha!
00:52:19Yes indeed.
00:52:21What do you want to war with, huh?
00:52:23Well, they will have it.
00:52:24But I'm not left without the mare.
00:52:25Don't move! Don't move, they'll kill us!
00:52:55Phew! We're so happy we got him, huh!
00:53:00Of course, boss, even you are a phenomenon!
00:53:02Of course...
00:53:03If he had my face and my body...
00:53:05How did everything go, Uncle Hannibal?
00:53:07Well, I don't think they'll dare to come back, well...
00:53:09Anyway, let this one tell you.
00:53:11Come on, go play chess, I'm very tired.
00:53:13Come on, let's go.
00:53:14Come on.
00:53:16I've completely ruined the laundry.
00:53:19It's just that really...
00:53:21Let's Play.
00:53:22What were we Chinese for?
00:53:23Come on, come on, look.
00:53:24Sayonara!
00:53:26Well, if you want, let's go to the hayloft.
00:53:28Hey, hey, what did I tell you?
00:53:29Sayonara!
00:53:30Ah!
00:53:31And what is that?
00:53:32I don't know.
00:53:34I thought I wanted...
00:53:35Well yes.
00:53:37Come on.
00:53:54Hey, hey, hey, hey...
00:53:56Hey, hey, hey...
00:54:05Thank you!
00:54:35Isn't she beautiful?
00:54:37Yes, I think the little judge is being unfair.
00:54:40Hey, aren't you going to let him take her away from us?
00:54:42No, daughter, no.
00:54:44I hate her. Plus, she screams like an army sergeant.
00:54:48I think I've discovered something.
00:54:51I urgently need to disguise myself to go to this rat's farm.
00:54:55What am I dressing up as?
00:54:56But don't be in a hurry, boss.
00:55:01I didn't leave the rope behind!
00:55:02I didn't leave the rope behind!
00:55:05Take it, now! Come on!
00:55:24Can you serve Indian?
00:55:26Oops! The Indians are attacking us!
00:55:28Don't be a complete idiot, I'm a peaceful Indian.
00:55:30Where is the owner?
00:55:32Here it comes.
00:55:35Carnival is over, so you can leave now.
00:55:38Sorry, pretty pale face.
00:55:39I am the owner of the American Circus of Russia.
00:55:42Do you understand?
00:55:43Right? Well, that's better.
00:55:45I come to buy horses, with a pretty pale face.
00:55:48Well, if it's about doing business, I'm happy to.
00:55:51Come on, I'm delighted.
00:55:53My name is Scarlet.
00:55:55Aho, I call sitting goat.
00:55:58My father is a squatting bull.
00:56:01You will be having a good day.
00:56:02So you want to see my horses?
00:56:04For me to be difficult.
00:56:06By?
00:56:07You in front of me not being able to notice anything.
00:56:10Very gallant for an Indian.
00:56:12I am finer than John Baine and James Estebar.
00:56:17Let's see the horses, because I can't resist so much beauty and giving lots of kisses and tearing off the horse's bucaos.
00:56:23Very fine, yes sir.
00:56:26This one is called Ortega.
00:56:28And this one, Gasset?
00:56:29Be the smartest, of course.
00:56:32My whim.
00:56:34Good thing you can't be heard, Gasset.
00:56:36Oh no, for God's sake.
00:56:37My whim is the name of the horse.
00:56:39Ah.
00:56:39And why not go dancing and leave horses to strengthen friendship, eh?
00:56:43You are very impulsive.
00:56:46Calling me goat is more intimate.
00:56:51Leaving here smells like a horse.
00:56:53Wait a minute, let's see if...
00:56:55I don't think so...
00:56:56Why not be you?
00:56:57Oops.
00:56:58Do you have a pipe?
00:57:01For God's sake, kid.
00:57:03What things does it have?
00:57:05Of course I have it.
00:57:06It's big.
00:57:07And where could we...
00:57:08Wait, sit down.
00:57:09I'm going to show you.
00:57:10Tomorrow my kidney is like no one comes to pick me up.
00:57:21Let's see if...
00:57:22Look at her carefully, kid.
00:57:42I'm bringing it to you lit.
00:57:44Oops.
00:57:44What a cute pipe.
00:57:46Look, woman.
00:57:46Suck it, kid.
00:57:47Suck.
00:57:49It doesn't pull.
00:57:50That doesn't work.
00:57:50He doesn't throw anything away.
00:57:54Let's see if...
00:57:54It doesn't pull down.
00:57:56What nonsense.
00:57:57Oh, how pretty.
00:58:01Scarlet, tell me about your life.
00:58:03You, dear pale face,
00:58:05wanting to tell your life to a great warrior sitting goat.
00:58:08Oh, my sweet little goat.
00:58:10My life is so hectic, so dark,
00:58:13so full of disappointments,
00:58:15I don't think you'd like to hear it.
00:58:17I know, but I prefer that you tell.
00:58:20You let me hear your nice tone of voice.
00:58:23That you know.
00:58:25Well, I don't figure.
00:58:27Well, you see, when I was little.
00:58:29It wouldn't be small.
00:58:31Oh, what a kid you are.
00:58:34But tell me yours first, okay?
00:58:36Yeah.
00:58:37My life is a private television series.
00:58:39You see, my father was a great Arapaho warrior.
00:58:43Crossed with a German Shepherd, of course.
00:58:45Not a little dirty, yes.
00:58:46Well, some called him blackfeet,
00:58:49but his real name was squatting bull.
00:58:52And my mother was a calf in her bucket.
00:58:55It was a knife.
00:58:56From Albacete.
00:58:57And then I made a pale face.
00:58:59What happened to the whites?
00:59:00Well no, I think it was something with the liver, yes.
00:59:03But I took advantage of my paleness and joined the American army.
00:59:07Clear.
00:59:08How were you descended from warriors?
00:59:09So they sent me to this...
00:59:12To Vietnam.
00:59:15Let's see if this catches my attention.
00:59:18What's the matter?
00:59:19Nothing.
00:59:20That war was so bloody that just hearing its name makes me sick.
00:59:24No, no, no.
00:59:25If you want, I won't tell you.
00:59:27Yes, please, kid.
00:59:29Tell me.
00:59:29Well, you see, as I told you, I have something of a German Shepherd cross.
00:59:35And since I'm so brave, I went from soldier to commander in just a few days.
00:59:41Oh, what times!
00:59:43As I remember my men.
00:59:45Felix the handsome guy, Murdoch the crazy guy, the black M30,
00:59:50Mauriño and above all the brilliant Sergeant Muldigan.
00:59:56Now that was a guy.
00:59:59What kind of goat am I?
01:00:03Come on, Lady Di.
01:00:06That one can no longer trust friends.
01:00:09With what I have done for them in Vietnam.
01:00:12I'll tell you, I'll tell you.
01:00:14Well, I'll tell you, I'll tell you.
01:00:17Thanks to the dwarf, the one who takes care of you so much,
01:00:20I have learned that Hannibal and Scarlet
01:00:23They were smoking the peace pipe.
01:00:26Look, betraying me like that.
01:00:29And all for you.
01:00:31But what they don't know is that you and I are going to Hawaii.
01:00:36We disappear and then it's their turn.
01:00:39And when I started telling him about Vietnam, he fainted.
01:00:43Well, I'm absolutely certain it's Sergeant Muldigan.
01:00:46Wow, boss!
01:00:47You are the smartest person in the world.
01:00:51Don't be a suck-up.
01:00:52Ah!
01:00:53All it needs is my face and body to be perfect.
01:00:58The truth, people.
01:00:58And Sergeant Mauriño?
01:00:59We haven't seen it.
01:01:00I can't find my father.
01:01:02Let's see, go for a walk.
01:01:03No, don't worry, pretty.
01:01:05And you, listen to me.
01:01:07We're going to wage psychological warfare on Scarlett.
01:01:09What is this psychological warfare like?
01:01:14How do you fight?
01:01:15It's not about fighting.
01:01:17It's from here, from the brain.
01:01:18What none of you have.
01:01:19It's a brain problem.
01:01:22Why bother your father!
01:01:25Guys, the boss is in such a bad mood today that no one can stand it.
01:01:28Watch out, here it comes.
01:01:28Prepare me as I please, I want to go for a few gallops.
01:01:35Teach it.
01:01:44But what are you doing here in this one?
01:01:47Hello good morning.
01:01:49Good morning.
01:01:49What did he want?
01:01:50You see, I'm looking for a job.
01:01:53Wait, I'd have to ask my boss.
01:01:57What does that black man want?
01:01:58Job.
01:01:59And how do you need a pawn?
01:02:00No, I don't want black people.
01:02:01Tell him to go away.
01:02:05My boss says I don't want black people.
01:02:17This is going well.
01:02:19Have they prepared the horse for me?
01:02:21Yes, I think so.
01:02:21What does this one want?
01:02:31Good morning.
01:02:32What did you want?
01:02:33You see, I'm looking for a job.
01:02:36Man, I think so.
01:02:37Especially being white.
01:02:39Oh, wait.
01:02:42What does he want?
01:02:43Job.
01:02:44And how is it white?
01:02:45No, I don't love him.
01:02:46Tell him to go away.
01:02:46Sorry, there isn't one.
01:02:50The fact that?
01:02:50Job.
01:02:51Ah.
01:02:53And who is that lady hiding?
01:02:55My boss.
01:02:56And why is he hiding?
01:02:57Don't know.
01:02:59Oh, could it be that he asked us?
01:03:01Could be.
01:03:03Well, goodbye then.
01:03:04Psychological warfare works.
01:03:13You are the handsome one.
01:03:17Good morning.
01:03:18Good morning.
01:03:19I came...
01:03:20Yes, I know, but there is no work.
01:03:21Well, actually I'm not looking for a job, I already have one.
01:03:24So?
01:03:24Well, I'm from the State Livestock Board.
01:03:26I am a veterinarian.
01:03:27I came to inspect your cattle.
01:03:30Wait a moment.
01:03:31Boss, there's a gentleman here to do a veterinary inspection.
01:03:35Give you a written order.
01:03:39My boss says that if I don't bring her a written order, she can't do any testing or inspection.
01:03:43Well, I have some ministerial credentials here that I think are sufficient,
01:03:47But if you want a written order, I'll bring it to you.
01:03:49Very good.
01:03:50Well, I'm going to make a written order here, you can't do anything in writing, you can't do anything in writing, you can't do anything in writing.
01:04:20If I didn't bring my face and body, it would be great.
01:04:22But well, but don't you know how to say anything else, my son?
01:04:24Yes, it's true, admit it.
01:04:25Yes, I admit it.
01:04:26Well, the fact is that we have her crazy, huh?
01:04:28Go on, like me!
01:04:28No more, much more, much more.
01:04:30That's impossible.
01:04:31What I want to know is why he hid when I went.
01:04:33I'll tell you, I'll tell you.
01:04:37What's happening?
01:04:38Hannibal, I heard from my dwarf that he saw you smoking the peace pipe with the traitor Scarlett.
01:04:46You've disappointed me, and since I don't trust you anymore, I'm going to Florida with my mare.
01:04:50You, your former friend Mauriño.
01:04:52It just can't be.
01:04:54What will I do now, alone in the world?
01:04:57You have me, baby.
01:04:58That's true, but how could I have forgotten?
01:05:01Come on, let's go to the barn, man.
01:05:02Come on.
01:05:03What you are seeing is that...
01:05:05He's going to kill you, boss.
01:05:09Couldn't you do anything to save her?
01:05:11Well, I don't think she wants me to save her, huh?
01:05:13No...
01:05:13I'm going to see my goat.
01:05:15That one is going to kill me.
01:05:19Know?
01:05:19Mauriño has left me worried.
01:05:20Yeah.
01:05:21But how can you think that I'm going to betray you?
01:05:24Do you believe it?
01:05:25Not me, boss.
01:05:25I know you're a great guy.
01:05:29And if I had Felix's face and body, that would be it, that would be it.
01:05:34I will continue to pursue this matter until it is resolved.
01:05:37I'm going to the phone.
01:05:37Okay, boss.
01:05:40I think he has Felix's face and body.
01:05:44That's why it's perfect.
01:05:45You be scarlet, I be a goat.
01:05:59Looking forward to seeing your pale face.
01:06:02I'm going to your house to buy horses.
01:06:05Yeah.
01:06:06I go like a swift elk, my cousin.
01:06:08By the way, be home within seven moons.
01:06:11So it will be approximately ten minutes, I don't think it will be more.
01:06:16Pao.
01:06:16Pao.
01:06:17Pao.
01:06:17Pao.
01:06:18Pao.
01:06:19Pao.
01:06:19Pao.
01:06:19Look, look, look! It's Mauriño!
01:06:49Look, look! It's true!
01:06:51Let's see it.
01:06:52Ok.
01:07:15Stay still, don't take another step! Stay still, don't move!
01:07:18A knife.
01:07:19Have you gone crazy? What's going on?
01:07:20Don't talk to me, traitor, don't talk to me.
01:07:22It seems unbelievable considering how much I trust you and that you betrayed me with that bitch.
01:07:27What are you saying? How can you think that?
01:07:30Then you tell her that I saved your life in Vietnam.
01:07:33I remember that time you had a terrible bout of diarrhea and I was cleaning you up with the...
01:07:37I smell shit.
01:07:40I got the shits because you peed on my helmet, you dirty piece of shit.
01:07:44But anyway, I peed on your helmet, you idiot.
01:07:48And it's your fault for putting the potty on your head.
01:07:51Me, the urinal, idiot me!
01:07:53Don't make me talk, I've been hairless since then, damn it!
01:07:56Look at the hair! Look!
01:07:57You're jealous, sergeant!
01:07:59But look who went to speak, you're all the same.
01:08:02A madman, a rascal, and a womanizer.
01:08:05He's not a womanizer or anything, because he's a sissy, and I know that.
01:08:09And you, what?
01:08:10Sergeant Mauriño?
01:08:13Look!
01:08:14Yes sir!
01:08:16Come on, come on, come on.
01:08:17Mauriño, don't be like that, man, don't be like that.
01:08:28Well, you see, this...
01:08:29I understand why you didn't come in, Sergeant.
01:08:31You see.
01:08:32But how could you think we were smoking the peace pipe?
01:08:36Look, when you distrusted me,
01:08:37So Mulligan and I had everything sorted out.
01:08:41Well, not Mulligan, the scarlet one, of course.
01:08:43And we did psychological warfare and...
01:08:45Sure, because I'm the best, right guys?
01:08:47Yes sir!
01:08:48Yes sir!
01:08:49You see, she thought I was dressed as an Indian.
01:08:53And I was going to...
01:08:54of Hannibal.
01:08:56With the attractiveness that characterizes me.
01:08:58You know me, right?
01:08:59And I told her...
01:09:01Sergeant Mulligan?
01:09:02Yes sir!
01:09:04You, Hannibal?
01:09:06Yes, Mulligan.
01:09:07Or would you prefer to be called Carlata?
01:09:08Yes, yes, please.
01:09:10Call me Carlata.
01:09:11I'm not going to hide it anymore.
01:09:12I am a woman.
01:09:13Well, but you're a man, aren't you?
01:09:15No, I am a woman.
01:09:16And very woman.
01:09:18That, I see.
01:09:19And how do you find me now, huh?
01:09:21Well, man, if I take you to catch you like that in the jungle, you won't be laughing.
01:09:24So what, Commander?
01:09:26Call Hannibal for me, Sergeant.
01:09:28And you?
01:09:29Call me Carlí.
01:09:31How stupid are we making ourselves?
01:09:34Keep going, keep going, keep going.
01:09:36You see, I'll tell you my story.
01:09:38I used to go visit my brother at West Point.
01:09:41And then I saw you.
01:09:43By the way, you have to see what you have lost.
01:09:46You see, you were a cross between Errol Flynn and Alfredo Mayo.
01:09:50And now, how do you see me, little one?
01:09:54Well, you're not that bad yet.
01:09:57Although I will tell you that I liked you better as an Indian.
01:09:59I play the Indian very well, what a stupid joke.
01:10:02Go on, go on.
01:10:04Well, then my brother was kicked out of the academy for being narrow-minded.
01:10:08And my father was terribly upset.
01:10:11And since I liked uniforms so much, well, I went to their place.
01:10:14And of course, you didn't have chest problems, you understand me quite well, right?
01:10:18Of course not.
01:10:20You already know the rest.
01:10:21Well, let's see, I like history.
01:10:22And, by the way, why are you bothering Sergeant Mauriño so much about the mare?
01:10:28Because I love her.
01:10:29I want that mare.
01:10:30I want to cross it on my whim.
01:10:33Ah, well that can be fixed, I'll fix that.
01:10:35Really?
01:10:36You, let me do it and you'll see.
01:10:39You are a sweetheart, my whim.
01:10:41May I blow you a kiss?
01:10:43Me or the horse?
01:10:44To you, silly one.
01:10:47Throw me a kiss and see if I can take it.
01:10:50Watch out, he's coming this way.
01:10:51Look, look, look.
01:10:53Don't worry, I'll fix it.
01:10:55And then you and me?
01:10:58It's just that I have a feeling of something.
01:11:00I always remember you as Sergeant Mulligan.
01:11:03I remember once touching the backpack you were carrying in front of you and...
01:11:06It wasn't the backpack.
01:11:10I was already saying that I had very hard things in the central part.
01:11:13Well, my backpack remains the same.
01:11:15Yes, but I remember you as Sergeant Mulligan.
01:11:18And I, as always, have been so Spanish, so macho.
01:11:21It's not that rare either.
01:11:22That a sergeant falls in love with his commander.
01:11:25Well, I'll talk to Mauriño so he'll sell you his mare or you can sell him your stallion.
01:11:31It's the same.
01:11:32We will pursue a policy of rapprochement.
01:11:33I'll organize a party at my farm for everyone to attend, and we'll come to an agreement there.
01:11:39What are you looking for, life?
01:11:43Let's see if a taxi passes by so I can give you a kiss.
01:11:45So, Scarlett told me she was going to throw a party in your honor to curry favor and get the horse thing together so you could have Lady Di here.
01:11:55And that there would be no carcinas of this.
01:11:56And when you were already with your horse, well, you were calm, there was nothing I could do.
01:11:59And that there would be no carcinas of this.
01:12:29Look, Ambassador Panochet and his wife.
01:12:36No, look, Panochet.
01:12:37The ambassador and his wife.
01:12:39Madam, Panochet, so much.
01:12:41No one can kick you out.
01:12:42It is firm for you.
01:12:43Let's go have a drink, Hannibal, come on.
01:12:45You're coming.
01:12:45Oh, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
01:12:50Si n'a becuya,he te ha de corhar.
01:12:54Si n'a becuya,he te ha de corhar.
01:12:57Let's go have a drink.
01:12:59Let's have a drink, Dad.
01:13:06Let's have a drink, Dad.
01:13:13No, no, no.
01:13:21No, no, no, no.
01:13:32Pepe.
01:13:34What's happening?
01:13:35Do you understand why this is?
01:13:36No.
01:13:37No, I have no idea.
01:13:38Well, I'm going to ask.
01:13:39Okay.
01:13:43Federico, do you know what's going on?
01:13:47Get out of here!
01:13:49Ah! That's crystal clear!
01:13:51Get out of here!
01:13:53Get out of here!
01:13:54And all the police in the world were there.
01:13:56We were there for hours and hours putting up with the police.
01:14:00and then we went into the stable.
01:14:01You can't imagine how shitty it is up to here.
01:14:06Team ARG, leave immediately.
01:14:09We are Royal Canadian Mounted Police.
01:14:11Team ARG, we are the Interpol agents.
01:14:15Come out with your arms raised.
01:14:17We are from the KGB!
01:14:19We're going to deport you to Siberia!
01:14:23The scarves are here!
01:14:25It's passive!
01:14:30Team ARG, turn yourselves in.
01:14:32We are the FBI.
01:14:34I think I'm going to get a seizure.
01:14:38Get out immediately!
01:14:40And surrender to us!
01:14:43That's why we arrived first!
01:14:46Hang in there, I have the solution.
01:14:48Thank goodness!
01:14:55So she quickly arranged a balloon.
01:14:57That's the only thing you were missing!
01:14:59Go up in a balloon and...
01:15:00No, no, no.
01:15:01This is bromine.
01:15:02No, bromine.
01:15:03No, bromine.
01:15:04Luckily, Scarlett is always prepared for any emergency.
01:15:12And at one point he took a very large balloon out of his bag so we could escape.
01:15:18We barely fit in the balloon.
01:15:20Some guests thought we were going to burn a falla.
01:15:22Everything was in confusion, the police sirens kept wailing.
01:15:25That was for the torso.
01:15:27Have you seen Boris yet?
01:15:28They go away in a balloon.
01:15:34The worst part wasn't being surrounded on all sides by the current world police.
01:15:51But a voice that we heard at the end and that was the final blow.
01:15:55The voice said this.
01:15:57We've been after you for five years.
01:15:59I am the tax inspector.
01:16:01And that was something that overwhelmed us.
01:16:03Oh, Miras, on the march in the balloon!
01:16:05Oh yes!
01:16:06Oh yes!
01:16:07Oh yes!
01:16:09Oh yes!
01:16:10Oh yes!
01:16:11Oh yes!
01:16:12Oh yes!
01:16:13Oh yes!
01:16:14Oh yes!
01:16:15Oh yes!
01:16:16Oh yes!
01:16:17Well, you already know the rest! Idiot!
01:16:20Well, and you already know the rest, idiot.
01:16:32No, and now I've realized
01:16:34When you said the shit thing
01:16:36I thought, I say, Ayubar, you're right.
01:16:39I've always been a mother to you.
01:16:42Oh, what a pity of a man
01:16:44I can't cry because my rhyme runs.
01:16:46The A-Team, the A-Team
01:16:54Always goes forward, never goes behind
01:16:56The A-Team, the A-Team
01:16:58Call them loudly and you will have them by your side
01:17:00If you have problems that you cannot solve
01:17:02If they take everything from you and don't leave you anything to eat
01:17:05Call them loudly and they will be by your side
01:17:07That you know, the A-team
01:17:09We are Murdo, Felix and M30
01:17:11And Hannibal, our boss, who pays the bill
01:17:13They are the four heroes of our time
01:17:15If you need them, run faster than the wind
01:17:17The A-Team, the A-Team
01:17:19Always goes forward, never goes behind
01:17:21The A-Team, the A-Team
01:17:23Call them loudly and you will have them by your side
01:17:25A thousand adventures, we have every day moving crazy
01:17:28To all the police and if they see us
01:17:30And they try to catch us doing this.
01:17:32To disappear
01:17:34Murdo who is the crazy one, mamajara what a carioco
01:17:36And I am the strong one who is the one who takes the soco
01:17:38Felix, that's handsome, he's a very smart guy
01:17:40Although unfortunately to eat the fucking one
01:17:42The A-Team, the A-Team
01:17:44Call them loudly and you will have them by your side
01:17:46The A-Team, the A-Team
01:17:48Always going forward, never back
01:17:50And Hannibal is king of disguises
01:17:52Don't look for him, because he is everywhere.
01:17:54Sometimes he dresses as a blind
01:17:57That's why he rolls up, as he pleases
01:17:59Being one and three, we are not three
01:18:01We are one for all, all for the boss
01:18:03Being one and three, we are not three
01:18:05We are one for all, all for the boss
01:18:07The A-Team, the A-Team
01:18:09Always going forward, never back
01:18:11The A-Team, the A-Team
01:18:13Call them loudly and you will have them by your side
01:18:15The A-Team, the A-Team
01:18:30The A-Team
01:18:32The A-Team
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