¡No hija, no! 1987 HD 1080 Completa Antonio Ozores, Juanito Navarro

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Reparto: Antonio Ozores, Juanito Navarro, Ricardo Merino, Emma Ozores, Florinda Chico  Director: Mariano Ozores

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00:00:01When I'm elected mayor because I'll be the winner, I'll turn the hour into 30 minutes.

00:00:06The candidate wants to say that measures will be taken to reduce the impact that parking has on citizens' pockets.

00:00:12That's it, dear. Will municipal taxes go down?

00:00:14I'll lower taxes. They'll be collected on the ground floor. What a brilliant day!

00:00:17They'll go down! They'll go down as much as the municipal coffers allow!

00:00:20What I can say is that when I take office, cronyism, corruption, and dishonesty will end.

00:00:28You already know my campaign slogan.

00:00:30Mayor, even if he's from Valdez.

00:00:31Well, I say that even if it cost us a fortune, we could use a mayor like Alejandro Costa.

00:00:36Yes, you say this because you are a youth delegate for the candidate's party.

00:00:39And his biggest admirer, because he is an exceptional man.

00:00:42But none of the candidate's supporters are blinded by passion.

00:00:45Mr. Costa, is it true that you plan to end prostitution?

00:00:48That's above all. We need to clean up the streets of the meat trade.

00:00:52I hate that kind of market. And don't forget that he who pays for sin sins more.

00:00:57All right, gentlemen. We have to keep putting up posters on this first night of the election campaign.

00:01:03And in a few days, vote for the best. And don't forget that the best is Alejandro Costa.

00:01:07Alejandro Costa! Long live Alejandro Costa!

00:01:12Long live Alejandro Costa!

00:01:14The buses will only have one wheel.

00:01:19And so, of course, one that is going to give us a saving.

00:01:21It is what is fundamental for the things of the entire city of the country.

00:01:25And he has not taken into account one thing, no matter how small.

00:01:27Then we have the biggest one and everything that has come.

00:01:29And I just destroyed my hand.

00:01:31Doctor, I don't know.

00:01:33And then the crane, it doesn't have one.

00:01:34The municipal tow truck will only take away official cars.

00:01:38What could we say about the shopping basket?

00:01:39We can't say anything about that, about the shopping basket.

00:01:41Because I can't think of anything at the moment.

00:01:44But if not, we'll be pissed off, sometimes, they tell us, the top part is left with some grapes that are meant to be upside down.

00:01:49And then, as more time passes, the car of life falls down.

00:01:52And some amazing cucumbers.

00:01:54Because everything is cheap.

00:01:55Everything will be much cheaper because life is going up but everyone else's prices are going down.

00:01:58And in public parks I'll put up shawls so the old folks don't get cold.

00:02:02The old people are the first.

00:02:04Because we are all old people.

00:02:06But here, who?

00:02:07No, no, no, no.

00:02:07Like the letter, in praises.

00:02:09And with two already, among the others, the garbage, not the...

00:02:12One, two, one, two, and I continue.

00:02:17And this will also create another job, which is mine.

00:02:20The Urban Guard, and I don't want to leave that out either, the Urban Guard, instead of a whistle, will carry a saxophone.

00:02:28Which is something that gives much more culture to the country.

00:02:31A saxophone that is not required.

00:02:33To prevent you from getting caught with these, there's a good batracaramancy trick.

00:02:37Applause!

00:02:46Come on, come on, come on!

00:02:52Come on, come on, come on!

00:02:56Come on, come on!

00:03:01Well, I'm going to sleep for 24 hours straight.

00:03:17It will be a day of reflection because I have passed tomorrow, Mayor.

00:03:19Oh, you think? Well, I mean, you think I'll win.

00:03:22Naturally, the people know they need a serious, honest, decent mayor, and you are that one, you will win.

00:03:27Hey, speaking of honesty, you have to fix the Sánchez Campano thing, okay?

00:03:30Don't be exaggerated.

00:03:31He is only suspected of having dealings with a dealer of a certain brand of buses.

00:03:35But a man with that kind of self-doubt can't be a transport councilor.

00:03:38Yes indeed.

00:03:39Nothing, nothing, we must be inflexible.

00:03:42Caesar's wife must not only be honorable, but also appear to be so, of course.

00:03:46Very good. I don't know if it's mine, but...

00:03:47Okay, fine. I'll tell him you don't count on him for that council seat.

00:03:50There it goes, my neck.

00:03:51Hey, what's this? Are you going on a trip?

00:03:55Nothing, my mother-in-law, with the excuse that I need peace and quiet, takes my wife and children to the mountains for a few days.

00:04:01Come on, come in. Do you want something to drink?

00:04:02Well, anything.

00:04:05Happens.

00:04:06Just one drink, huh?

00:04:07Okay.

00:04:08Man, you're leaving so soon.

00:04:11Good afternoon.

00:04:11And we left late. My daughter wanted to say goodbye to you. I honestly don't understand.

00:04:17Come on, Mom.

00:04:18But it's true. With the elections, he hasn't seen you or your children for two hours straight.

00:04:23And if he is elected, I won't tell you.

00:04:26Mrs. Angela, all mayors have children. And they don't get divorced.

00:04:29Clear.

00:04:29Yes. The mayors were saints. My daughter wasn't. My daughter is a woman. And she's been very nervous for a few days.

00:04:36Dad, are we mayors now?

00:04:37No, not yet, son. No. And why?

00:04:40Because I want you to shoot my teacher.

00:04:42Gosh, mayors don't shoot people, son. And how's my little one?

00:04:46All right, Dad. I'm going to the mountains. As Grandma says, so I don't have to put up with your father's lead.

00:04:55Well, let's go. It's getting late.

00:04:59You're left alone, darling.

00:05:00The girl has gone to see her mother, who is sick. Your fridge is full.

00:05:05Don't worry, I'll manage.

00:05:08Have a good time.

00:05:10Bye bye.

00:05:11And if we leave, who's going to do Dad's accounts?

00:05:14Bye bye.

00:05:15It makes you want it, huh?

00:05:18The saw will do you good.

00:05:20Yes, but precisely these days when I could be at home...

00:05:23Well, my mother-in-law is a disaster.

00:05:24If it weren't for Bretta and I loving each other, we'd have been separated for a long time.

00:05:27You know what mothers-in-law are like.

00:05:29No, it's different. She wasn't like that until politics educated me.

00:05:31Well, I'm leaving.

00:05:33Yeah.

00:05:37I'll see you the day after tomorrow at the party headquarters to follow the election day.

00:05:40Okay.

00:05:40If you want, I'll come and get you.

00:05:43What's the matter?

00:05:43My neck hurts.

00:05:45Would you benefit from a massage?

00:05:46I don't know any masseurs, myself.

00:05:47Yellow Pages, you know. They advertise it in the press too.

00:05:50See you tomorrow.

00:05:51I'm exhausted, huh?

00:05:52Close when you leave.

00:05:53Don't worry.

00:05:55We will win!

00:05:56Bye bye.

00:05:57Spilucca massage?

00:06:11Spilucca massage?

00:06:25Yes sir.

00:06:26Here espiluca massage.

00:06:28House founded in 1905.

00:06:30It was founded by my grandmother, may she rest in peace.

00:06:33Yes sir.

00:06:34I am a piruca granddaughter.

00:06:36Yes, massage is completely trustworthy.

00:06:39Is home delivery needed?

00:06:40Yes sir.

00:06:42Ah, it's a hotel.

00:06:43Tell me the room number.

00:06:45Ah, it's a private house.

00:06:48Well, tell me your name and address.

00:06:51Yeah.

00:06:53Very good.

00:06:54Do you want a boy or a girl?

00:06:55Ah, there are girls too.

00:06:57Well, that is, the one who provides me with the best and most complete service.

00:07:01That's what we're all prepared for in this house.

00:07:04A matter of taste.

00:07:06I don't know, send me a lady.

00:07:08But it must be very effective, which I really need.

00:07:10Hey, I was going to take a shower.

00:07:12Is it better before or after the session?

00:07:14Well, man, before.

00:07:15See? This way you'll be clean and smell better.

00:07:18I'll rub myself with cologne.

00:07:20Especially for the part that needs treatment the most.

00:07:23Be careful, that will really upset you.

00:07:26Well, I'll send it to you right away.

00:07:28Yes sir.

00:07:29I bury her in a taxi so that she takes less time to arrive.

00:07:32Goodbye, at your service.

00:07:35Oh my God.

00:07:37What's happening?

00:07:46A service on this radio.

00:07:47Well, don't count on me, I'm busy.

00:07:54What do you want, piluca?

00:07:55A service.

00:07:56No way, I'll be stuck with this for a while.

00:07:58A service.

00:08:11So who do I send this service to?

00:08:13I'll go, slut.

00:08:14I'm free.

00:08:16No, not you, miracles, daughter.

00:08:18But why, piluca?

00:08:19I comply like any other.

00:08:22You are not in good health.

00:08:23Have you taken your pills?

00:08:24I carry them with me so I don't forget them.

00:08:28Oh, I dare not send you a service outside the home.

00:08:31Yes, I'm fine now.

00:08:32Besides, I'm not going to spend my whole life locked up.

00:08:36The doctor said.

00:08:38Well, you'll see.

00:08:40But be careful.

00:08:41Provide quick service.

00:08:43By the time that guy realizes it, I'll be gone.

00:08:45I'm going to take a look around and then I'm off.

00:08:54Tell me.

00:09:04Ah, it's you, Julio.

00:09:05What's happening?

00:09:05A success, Alejandro.

00:09:06A success.

00:09:07Yeah?

00:09:08Mario Aldaves just called me.

00:09:09You know, the second in the Liberal Party.

00:09:11And?

00:09:11Her boss wants to talk to you before the vote count.

00:09:13A coalition after the elections?

00:09:15It would suit us.

00:09:16But hey, what will they demand in return?

00:09:18The position of first deputy mayor goes to the seal, I suppose.

00:09:21And something else.

00:09:22They weren't going to settle for that.

00:09:22Yes of course.

00:09:23What I do?

00:09:25Do they want to see you tonight?

00:09:26Yes of course.

00:09:26The sooner the better.

00:09:28No, I'm not going to leave the house because I'm waiting for the masseuse you told me about.

00:09:31Well, get rid of her quickly.

00:09:33I will arrange an interview at your home in about an hour.

00:09:37Okay.

00:09:38And congratulations.

00:09:39If that coalition is achieved, no one can take the mayor's office from you.

00:09:41Sure?

00:09:42Until now.

00:09:43Until now.

00:09:44This is going very well.

00:09:53Good night.

00:10:01Very good.

00:10:02What I do?

00:10:03Should I come in or should we deal with it here in the garden?

00:10:06Well, wait a minute.

00:10:08Who are you asking for?

00:10:09Did I come to the wrong house?

00:10:11Don Alejandro Costa?

00:10:12Yes, it's me, yes.

00:10:14Well, I come from piluca massages.

00:10:17Oh, excuse me, come in, come in.

00:10:20I'm sorry, but I didn't imagine you like this.

00:10:23Well, how did you think it was going to be?

00:10:24Well, I don't know, bigger, stronger so I can squeeze.

00:10:27I'm small, but I'm up to the task at hand.

00:10:30You'll see.

00:10:30Well I'm glad because I'm exhausted.

00:10:33And when he's tired, he calls us?

00:10:35This is my first time using your service.

00:10:37Well, I'm sure it'll make me feel good as new.

00:10:40More relaxed.

00:10:41Does that relax you?

00:10:42Yeah.

00:10:42Hey, yes.

00:10:44I knew a guy from Ciudad Real who, after a good session, would feel like he was in a trance.

00:10:49Well, let's see if it's true because I need it.

00:10:51Where do we do it?

00:10:52Well, you are in charge, but for convenience, convenience.

00:10:56Where do you put a bedroom?

00:10:58No, I just want to see if we stain the carpet, that's all.

00:11:01I don't know what you'll need, but that won't be enough for that.

00:11:04No, I had thought, look, to put a blanket here on top of the dining room table.

00:11:09There.

00:11:09On the dining room table?

00:11:10Yeah.

00:11:11Well, I've worked in weirder places.

00:11:15Well, yes, as I hope, I'm happy.

00:11:17I'll have a stretcher made for me when you come to perform another service.

00:11:20I already have it.

00:11:20On a stretcher?

00:11:21Yeah.

00:11:21Okay, okay, okay.

00:11:23The customer is always right.

00:11:25Hey, I know you.

00:11:27I've seen his face somewhere.

00:11:29On television perhaps.

00:11:31I don't know, I don't know.

00:11:32In the Muppets?

00:11:33Extra.

00:11:34No, on the news, in political reports.

00:11:36I am one of the candidates for mayor.

00:11:39Ah, that's it, the fascist.

00:11:42The extra.

00:11:43Better the center-right, right?

00:11:44Well, that's it.

00:11:46Come on, come on, come on.

00:11:48Oh, what life is.

00:11:49Oh.

00:11:50Who would have told me that I was going to do a service to the fascist?

00:11:52Well, to the center-right.

00:11:54So much the better.

00:11:55Hey, that looks more like an apartment than a game, huh?

00:11:58I live in the center-right fifth floor.

00:12:01Thanks a lot for the nonsense.

00:12:02Well, I'll go get the blanket.

00:12:03You go prepare yourself.

00:12:04What we are up to.

00:12:05Yes sir.

00:12:19What I don't bring is rubbing cream.

00:12:20But I suppose you will put that.

00:12:26What do you think of the material?

00:12:28Piluca Massages works with the best.

00:12:31What happened to him?

00:12:33Are you hot?

00:12:33No, the temperature is ideal.

00:12:36Hey, don't you think it's time we started using informal terms?

00:12:39Well, well, young man.

00:12:40Here's something I don't particularly understand.

00:12:43And then...

00:12:43He didn't want me to come because a month ago I had some kind of attack.

00:12:47But don't be scared, my little fascist, I'm fine now.

00:12:50We're going to have a great time.

00:12:52You ask for it with that mouth that I play all genres.

00:12:55Well, and now, up.

00:12:58Yeah.

00:12:58I'm ready now.

00:13:01And take off that tracksuit, it looks like I'm going to sleep with Maradona, huh?

00:13:06Miss, let's die.

00:13:08I say, no, let's calm down.

00:13:11It seems to me that there has been a regrettable confusion here.

00:13:14I have called a massage parlor.

00:13:16And they sent me.

00:13:17Do you want me to undress you?

00:13:19But what kind of massages do you give?

00:13:21Whatever you ask for.

00:13:23From a classic to a grease-smeared body-body.

00:13:27Going through the positions of the Kama Sutra to reach, if necessary, the round bed.

00:13:32Two for one.

00:13:33It depends on the client's taste and whether they pay the fee.

00:13:36Miss, we are participating in a sad mistake.

00:13:41I need a masseuse.

00:13:43My neck hurts.

00:13:44So why did you call Piluca?

00:13:46Look for a press ad, Piluca massages and a phone number.

00:13:49And you thought it was a masseur?

00:13:50What it announces.

00:13:53But I'm beginning to understand that it's not about that.

00:13:56No, sir.

00:13:58Well, I'm sorry, but I don't need any other type of service.

00:14:01And couldn't we do something, I don't know, even something simpler?

00:14:06I am a serious person.

00:14:08Let's see if he thinks only the lazy gods do that.

00:14:10I'm sorry.

00:14:11It goes against my principles and I beg you to leave.

00:14:14But I can't leave like this.

00:14:16Piluca is going to say that I'm good for nothing.

00:14:18Don't worry, I'll pay you back for your lost time.

00:14:21And who will pay for my wounded dignity?

00:14:23Because she's hurt.

00:14:25Well, put a band-aid on it and go away.

00:14:27If this incident were to become known, it would hurt me greatly.

00:14:30I'm not a gossip.

00:14:32Oh, what bad luck I have.

00:14:34I get a service and it's a mistake.

00:14:36If Piluca finds out, I see myself collecting unemployment benefits.

00:14:38Well, I would call that one Piluca.

00:14:41Go away.

00:14:42It seems easy to you, but to me this is a tragedy.

00:14:45What do you give me?

00:14:54In my bag, a dark little bottle.

00:14:57What's wrong with him?

00:15:00Hey, miss life.

00:15:02Don't get sick here.

00:15:03I get dizzy.

00:15:04Hey, miss.

00:15:06Hey, miss.

00:15:07Come back like that.

00:15:08Come back like that.

00:15:09What cool panties.

00:15:10Oh my God, what a mess.

00:15:11Miss, look, I'm here.

00:15:13Miss, look.

00:15:14Look.

00:15:17Let's see, yes.

00:15:19Wait, miss.

00:15:20I'm going to give him something that brings a dead man back to life.

00:15:22How inopportune this is.

00:15:23I'll drink it myself, I need it more.

00:15:29Oh, oh, what bad luck.

00:15:31What bad luck I have.

00:15:39Hey, information.

00:15:40Give me the phone number of an emergency doctor.

00:15:43322-22-22.

00:15:45But those are the firefighters.

00:15:46Ah, no, they haven't changed.

00:15:48Thanks, huh?

00:15:4822, 22, 22.

00:15:52Breathe it out now.

00:15:53It's no longer the case.

00:15:54These are the days when it doesn't happen.

00:15:56Okay.

00:15:56Thank you.

00:15:59Hahaha!

00:16:00Come in, come in!

00:16:02In the boat!

00:16:03We have them in the boat!

00:16:05In the boat!

00:16:06They eat out of our hands!

00:16:08You're mayor now, Alejandro!

00:16:09You are now mayor!

00:16:12What's wrong with you?

00:16:14Aren't you happy?

00:16:15I'm happy.

00:16:16I'm about to cry.

00:16:17Come, come.

00:16:18You're going to be surprised.

00:16:19TRUE?

00:16:19Right you?

00:16:20Look, look.

00:16:21What do you think?

00:16:23Look.

00:16:23There it is.

00:16:25Little one.

00:16:26But it's very good.

00:16:27And what are you doing here?

00:16:28Who is it?

00:16:28Well, I thought she was a masseuse,

00:16:30but it turns out she's a young lady.

00:16:32And how did a slut end up on your dining table?

00:16:35I called Piluca Massages and they sent it to me.

00:16:37Ah.

00:16:38Did you think the massage thing was serious?

00:16:40Clear.

00:16:41And what's wrong with him?

00:16:43Have you given her one of your speeches and put her to sleep?

00:16:46No, he fainted.

00:16:47She is sick.

00:16:48When you arrived I was going to call the doctor urgently.

00:16:503-23.

00:16:51I'm going fast.

00:16:52Wait a minute, Alejandro.

00:16:53Hey?

00:16:54Don't call any doctor.

00:16:55But that young woman needs it.

00:16:57But you realize what you risk.

00:16:59You're about to become mayor.

00:17:00The candidate of honesty.

00:17:02There you go.

00:17:02What if someone finds out you brought a whore into your house?

00:17:05But a doctor won't say anything, professional secrecy.

00:17:08What if he belongs to another political party?

00:17:10To whom will he be faithful?

00:17:12To Hippocrates or to his party?

00:17:13Yes of course.

00:17:14What a mess.

00:17:15What news for the press.

00:17:18Mayoral candidate caught at home with a hooker.

00:17:21Your whole aura of being an honest, serious, and pious man is crumbling down.

00:17:24Sure, yes.

00:17:26Completely down.

00:17:26Yes, that's what you say.

00:17:27Come on.

00:17:28That you can say goodbye to the mayor's office.

00:17:29Well, and another day...

00:17:30What do we do?

00:17:32Resuscitate her.

00:17:32We put her in my car.

00:17:34I leave her in a taxi with a few thousand-peseta bills and the joke is over.

00:17:36Ah, very good.

00:17:38Miss.

00:17:40Miss.

00:17:42Miss.

00:17:43Let the yes come back.

00:17:45Hey, this is a very long faint, huh?

00:17:47I can't find his pulse.

00:17:48He must have left it at home.

00:17:49Besides, these young women must not even have a pulse.

00:17:51You may be right, because I can't find it.

00:17:54I'm going to get nervous.

00:17:55You know that when I get nervous you can't understand what I say,

00:17:58because when she arrived she wanted something, but I didn't.

00:18:00Because the opportunity to...

00:18:02Alexander!

00:18:03No!

00:18:03No, no, no!

00:18:04Tracanayos!

00:18:05Calm down.

00:18:06On the hunt, randantios.

00:18:08What if we do mouth-to-mouth?

00:18:10The first thing I would do is take her to bed.

00:18:12Here at the table he looks like a lamb to me.

00:18:14It's roasted.

00:18:15Help me.

00:18:16Yeah.

00:18:17Come on, damn the hour I thought of calling a masseuse.

00:18:20And now my neck hurts more and my kidneys are going to be ruined.

00:18:23Ouch!

00:18:23Lie down there.

00:18:30Come in, daughter, come in.

00:19:01Come on, what are you waiting for?

00:19:02I'm afraid.

00:19:04There won't be anyone.

00:19:05Nobody.

00:19:05I've been keeping watch all afternoon.

00:19:07But we went to have the anchovy sandwich.

00:19:10We only stopped watching for a little while.

00:19:14When we returned I realized that they were leaving in the white Citroen.

00:19:19You calm down.

00:19:20When I say a house is empty, it means there isn't even a cat.

00:19:24And why are the lights on?

00:19:26It's a very old trick.

00:19:28They do it so that we, the crooks, believe.

00:19:32That the house is inhabited.

00:19:34Sometimes they even play the radio.

00:19:35Come on, let's get to work.

00:19:36Come on, let's get to work!

00:19:45Come on!

00:19:47But this isn't worth a penny, father.

00:19:49That?

00:19:49You're going to tell me what I have to take, aren't you?

00:19:51Go on!

00:19:51Yes, I tell you.

00:19:52Come on!

00:19:52Look, take this little vase.

00:19:55That?

00:19:55I wouldn't even give a damn about that chestnut.

00:19:58This must be worth about 30,000 duros.

00:20:01That?

00:20:02150,000 pesetas for this cheesy stuff?

00:20:05Come on.

00:20:05Go on!

00:20:06How clumsy!

00:20:07Go on, look at his ass and see what he's wearing today.

00:20:09What does the ass say?

00:20:11Ah, Sembres.

00:20:12Sember.

00:20:13Seeds.

00:20:14What is that?

00:20:15The name of a department store?

00:20:16What kind of onion are you, Father?

00:20:18I onion?

00:20:19Yes, look.

00:20:20Sembres, a French town near Versailles.

00:20:23It is famous for the ceramics factory established there in 1740.

00:20:27My daughter!

00:20:30That's why I wanted you to study the Mou, the Cou and the Mopu.

00:20:34So you don't rob Tuntún?

00:20:38Alejandro, I don't want to sound like an agony, but this girl is dead.

00:20:43It is not possible.

00:20:44But this is a chore.

00:20:46Come back yes, young man of life, come back yes.

00:20:47Calm down, Alejandro.

00:20:48You won't get anywhere like this.

00:20:50But what bad luck, I'm a jinx.

00:20:51When I am appointed mayor, the city council collapses.

00:20:53Serenity.

00:20:55Let us act calmly.

00:20:56But how can I have serenity when the world is collapsing around me?

00:20:58Don't dramatize anything, it's still sunk.

00:21:00Nobody knows anything.

00:21:01Just you and me.

00:21:02You're not going to say anything and I...

00:21:04Hey, and neither do you.

00:21:05You're going to be my private secretary at the town hall.

00:21:08That thing about secretary...

00:21:10...the position of transport councillor has become available to you.

00:21:12Ah, that's what you want.

00:21:15Well, you'll be a transport councilor.

00:21:17So let's act wisely.

00:21:19I even pick up a poor person in my arms.

00:21:20You open doors for me, we put her in my car, we take her to a vacant lot and we leave her there.

00:21:24Poor girl.

00:21:25If you want, we can call the press and, between spotlights and phrases, we'll tell you what happened and hold a funeral for him.

00:21:29Yes, you're right. Let's have a good time.

00:21:31Take it there.

00:21:32Throw that over here.

00:21:35Is it silver?

00:21:37No.

00:21:38It has a silver plating.

00:21:39But inside it must be brass.

00:21:42And it even has a contrast and everything.

00:21:44False, of course.

00:21:46In short, there is nothing in this house worth a penny.

00:21:50That little jar of seeds justifies the robbery.

00:21:52Come on, don't talk nonsense.

00:21:53The street!

00:21:54What's happening?

00:21:55I heard something.

00:21:56Here?

00:21:57But the house is empty.

00:21:59But what are you doing?

00:22:00Her panties got caught on the door handle.

00:22:02Here it is unhooked.

00:22:04But don't look, you slob.

00:22:05Come on, let's go!

00:22:06No, not on the street, they might see us coming out.

00:22:09Come here.

00:22:10Here? And what do I do with the money? What do I do?

00:22:12Eat it!

00:22:13Don't leave cigarette butts, come on.

00:22:17Be careful, you almost hit it.

00:22:19Yes, that's what was missing, that he would hit the table with his beak and also make a bump on it.

00:22:22With one blow they could accuse you of murder.

00:22:23Cheer me up, son, cheer me up!

00:22:25Come on, come on!

00:22:27And with what you have on you, how do you have the patience to smoke a cigar?

00:22:30I haven't smoked anything.

00:22:31Well, it smells like cigars here.

00:22:33Well, I'll open it and see if the field is clear.

00:22:36You get in here, so they don't see you from outside.

00:22:38Don't overcomplicate things.

00:22:40I'll put it behind the door.

00:22:41Okay, fine, let me hurry.

00:22:42Come on, take me there.

00:22:48That.

00:22:48Oh, mother.

00:22:49What a coincidence!

00:22:50I was going to ring the bell.

00:22:51Ah, yes, yes.

00:22:52Well, I have everything.

00:22:54I have books, I have vacuum cleaners, I even have pirated videos.

00:22:57And of course, when I got to the door, I didn't have...

00:23:00We are agents from the district police station.

00:23:02The chief commissioner sends us on surveillance duty.

00:23:05Oh, mother!

00:23:05The commissioner is going to keep an eye on me, but I haven't done anything.

00:23:10Not to keep an eye on you, Mr. Costa.

00:23:11As a mayoral candidate, he has been assigned a home escort.

00:23:15Oh, yeah, sure.

00:23:17But I don't need it, come on.

00:23:19Who was I going to get out of this house?

00:23:20What we are watching out for is that no one from outside can bother him.

00:23:24Well, very grateful.

00:23:25Bye bye.

00:23:25If you want something, let us know.

00:23:27Goodbye, goodbye.

00:23:27Very kind, thank you very much, huh?

00:23:29Good night.

00:23:29Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.

00:23:31Take.

00:23:33We are ready.

00:23:34We're going to have to eat this poor girl stewed with potatoes.

00:23:37And the back door.

00:23:38It may not be monitored.

00:23:39Come on, help me.

00:23:40Let's leave this poor thing here, it doesn't look like it, but it's heavy.

00:23:43Come on, hurry up.

00:23:43Don't bother me, it's you who's in trouble, not me.

00:23:46But you're running for transport councillor.

00:23:48I'm thinking about it, don't believe it.

00:23:50Because you know I don't like traveling very much.

00:23:52I would like the urban planning department more.

00:23:55But you have a brother-in-law who owns a construction company.

00:23:57You don't think I'm going to give him works awarded by finger.

00:23:59Of course not.

00:24:00And will you do it?

00:24:00Yes, but discreetly.

00:24:02Let's see if you think I'm the only honest person at the city council.

00:24:05Well, it would be good if there was at least one.

00:24:09So there was no one.

00:24:11So the house was empty.

00:24:13Let's get out of here, father.

00:24:14But you haven't heard.

00:24:16There are no guards out there.

00:24:17They would hunt us like bunnies.

00:24:19We've gotten into the house of a big fish.

00:24:21Well, don't get nervous, we haven't gotten the better of you yet.

00:24:23Plus, there's tomato here, huh?

00:24:25Because who is this naked girl?

00:24:27Let's go, they'll end up saying that we killed her.

00:24:31Help me get it out of the way so I can close the door.

00:24:34When things go against you, use your wits.

00:24:38I don't know if Napoleon said this phrase or if it's mine.

00:24:41But hey, it's worth it.

00:24:42You think?

00:24:42For now, let's hide.

00:24:44Then we'll think about what to do.

00:24:46Follow me, father.

00:24:46Come on.

00:24:49Look, there's one.

00:24:50No, man, it's a shadow.

00:24:51Well, it's a beast-looking shadow.

00:24:53Look, look, now he turns around.

00:24:56Well, very bad, huh?

00:24:57Seriously, this is getting really bad.

00:24:59Serenity, let us not lose our serenity.

00:25:00But that serenity nor that he is the...

00:25:01If when there was...

00:25:02Andrés had a little...

00:25:04I was with the tree that was there.

00:25:07No no.

00:25:08Now one of your nervous speeches, huh?

00:25:10Well, you tell us what we do with this girl.

00:25:11She's going to have to stay and live with me.

00:25:14Go on, my sister-in-law will be very happy.

00:25:15Look where.

00:25:16They call, they call.

00:25:18It's the seal.

00:25:19The seal.

00:25:19They arrive early.

00:25:20Soon.

00:25:21Let's hide the girl.

00:25:22Come on.

00:25:24Open the door so they don't get impatient.

00:25:26I'm taking this poor thing...

00:25:27Alexander.

00:25:29That?

00:25:30That this is not where I left it.

00:25:32It is not possible.

00:25:33You're sure?

00:25:34Don't tell me we have a walking dead.

00:25:35Well, I left it leaning against the door.

00:25:37This bar is from Calabandrio!

00:25:38Trick the balaca!

00:25:39Trick the balaca!

00:25:40Be quiet!

00:25:40Don't shoot yourself!

00:25:41I don't shoot myself.

00:25:42Listen.

00:25:43I'm taking that girl.

00:25:45We'll find out later how it moved.

00:25:46You welcome those people.

00:25:48Remember.

00:25:48They want a coalition.

00:25:49A coalition.

00:25:51It suits us.

00:25:52Calm down now.

00:25:53Quite.

00:25:54Lot.

00:25:55Listen.

00:25:56Forget everything.

00:25:57Coalition.

00:25:58Coalition.

00:25:59Coalition.

00:26:01Coalition.

00:26:02But how can you change location?

00:26:04Phew, and hungry!

00:26:05I have no idea.

00:26:05Coalition.

00:26:10Excuse me, Mr. Costa.

00:26:12This young lady says she knows him.

00:26:13Yes, it's Patricia, the Youth delegate in my party.

00:26:15Ah.

00:26:16So it can happen?

00:26:17Yes of course.

00:26:17Well, no.

00:26:18Well, no.

00:26:19Actually, I don't.

00:26:20It will only take a moment, Don Alejandro.

00:26:22Well, come in.

00:26:22Thank you, officer.

00:26:23At your service, Don Alejandro.

00:26:24I was going to bed.

00:26:26Well, you're wearing some very strange pajamas.

00:26:28But it suits him very well.

00:26:30He is very attractive.

00:26:31Well, it's just that before going to sleep I like to do some exercise.

00:26:33A difficult thing, for example, this.

00:26:35Look.

00:26:37Well, you say...

00:26:39You will understand that when I come to see you at this hour it is because it is something urgent and confidential.

00:26:43I can imagine, of course.

00:26:44And I'm glad you're alone.

00:26:46Because I have, I don't know why, a certain misgiving towards Julio Parrilla, his image consultant and confidant.

00:26:52No, I haven't seen Julio for days, for many days.

00:26:54Sure, go, go, go, Julio.

00:26:56No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:26:57No, sit down, sit down.

00:26:58And now the lumbago.

00:26:59Well, how are our youth doing?

00:27:01The youth, well.

00:27:03The youth leader, terrified.

00:27:05Okay, because now, go on, look, try the back and the neck.

00:27:09It's just that I have a...

00:27:09Well, why are you scared?

00:27:12Look.

00:27:14Oh, what joy.

00:27:15He has won the lottery, jackpot and all.

00:27:17Come on, pijina, pijina.

00:27:18I have a sister.

00:27:20My sister has a husband.

00:27:21A husband who works for a company that paves streets.

00:27:24And a little while ago he came and told me.

00:27:26There goes 20 million on account of the 10% that your boss will receive

00:27:29when our company commissions the paving of all the streets in our city that need it.

00:27:34Thank goodness he hasn't talked about paving it, they don't need it.

00:27:37For that they will give us 20%.

00:27:39Ah, they will give us.

00:27:41Then it's for you too.

00:27:43Patricia...

00:27:43You haven't noticed, boss.

00:27:46I've been in love with you for years.

00:27:49Patricia.

00:27:50Like crazy.

00:27:51That's why when I saw this opportunity I thought.

00:27:541,200 streets in the city.

00:27:56At an average of 10 million per street.

00:27:5812 billion.

00:27:59How much do you know about accounts?

00:28:00Billions for the two of us.

00:28:03Two years as mayor and we ended up moving to Bermuda.

00:28:06But...

00:28:07Say yes.

00:28:08But how am I going to say yes?

00:28:09With that sweet little mouth that God has given you.

00:28:12But I am married.

00:28:13Oh, I know.

00:28:14But I'm better off than your wife.

00:28:15And I thought...

00:28:16Yes, it is very decent.

00:28:18But the most decent person will prefer a young, wealthy mess to a penniless hearse.

00:28:22That is light.

00:28:23That you don't have a penny.

00:28:24I know that.

00:28:24That's more light.

00:28:25Well, I don't know what to say, honestly.

00:28:27I don't know...

00:28:27The seal!

00:28:30Miss, hide yourself.

00:28:31We'll talk later.

00:28:32Now I have a political visit that is very important.

00:28:34It's that he hides.

00:28:35Okay, I'm hiding.

00:28:37But don't forget that happiness awaits you with me.

00:28:41Yes, yes, I know.

00:28:42Millions with shovels and all day on the beach drinking coconut pineapple like in the commercials.

00:28:47Go there, go there and I'll let you know.

00:28:49Don't say anything, you rascal, don't move, okay?

00:28:50Until now.

00:28:51Millions, millions in a tube, daughter.

00:28:53And millions for us.

00:28:54Let's go, father.

00:28:55And the police, there's a lot of trouble in this house and we have to take advantage of it.

00:28:58Because if we take that money, no one will chase us.

00:29:01Who's going to report us to the police?

00:29:03Shut up!

00:29:03But this girl, where did she get so many billions from?

00:29:07Oh, father, yours is the little wallet, the forgotten purse, without violence, yes, without weapons.

00:29:13We must modernize.

00:29:14Let me think that we are not going to have a hard time.

00:29:16Let me...

00:29:17That's it, that's it.

00:29:19Come with me.

00:29:20Come down, we have to look in the servants' quarters.

00:29:22Go down there.

00:29:23Get down, get down.

00:29:25We are going to receive the opposition.

00:29:27Yes of course.

00:29:28But what are you doing?

00:29:30You're not surprised.

00:29:31The fact that?

00:29:32It is not stiff.

00:29:34Ah, I had to be.

00:29:35I had to start.

00:29:37Come on, the seal is impatient.

00:29:39But nothing, nothing rigid.

00:29:46There in the dining room is Patricia.

00:29:47Already.

00:29:48And what did he want?

00:29:50Well, congratulations on the success of my election campaign.

00:29:53Nothing else.

00:29:54Nothing more, but how could it be?

00:29:55And what is this?

00:30:02This bag is hers.

00:30:03I'm going to hide it so they don't see it.

00:30:06Here, on the sofa, under the cushion.

00:30:09And nobody sees it there.

00:30:14And pretend that nothing is happening.

00:30:16Yes, yes, I'll try.

00:30:18Let's see, this one?

00:30:18How are you?

00:30:21The other one is better.

00:30:22Let's see, the other one is better.

00:30:27Damn, death!

00:30:29No, no, no, Mrs. Grim Reaper.

00:30:30I did it because she was dead, but I didn't touch her.

00:30:33Come on, Alejandro, don't be like that.

00:30:35That is Mrs. Roberta Lamas and her secretary.

00:30:38Mrs. Roberta Lamas.

00:30:40Nice to meet you, Roberta.

00:30:41I'm wondering the same.

00:30:41Oh, what a scare!

00:30:42I thought something was wrong with him.

00:30:44The joy of seeing her.

00:30:45But come on, come on, come on.

00:30:47How are you, Maria?

00:30:48Well, a little tired from the campaign, but fine.

00:30:50Come in, come in.

00:30:52No, it's just that when I saw her with that veil I thought she was a mourning thorn.

00:30:54Oh my God!

00:30:55It's just that I didn't want to be recognized.

00:30:57This interview must be conducted with the utmost secrecy.

00:30:59No, you can rest assured.

00:31:00There are just the six of us in this house.

00:31:02No, I mean the four of us.

00:31:04And your family?

00:31:06Well, they went to the mountains so I could have a few days of peace and quiet.

00:31:09Oh, an exemplary wife!

00:31:11No, and a mother-in-law who is also a real handful.

00:31:13Well, let's talk about politics.

00:31:15But sit down, sit down.

00:31:17Already finished.

00:31:17Take the cushion.

00:31:19Well, if you...

00:31:21No, no, no, by...

00:31:23And he left very quickly.

00:31:24That's what I'm going for.

00:31:25If not, if not, I would have the...

00:31:27Who?

00:31:28His wife.

00:31:29Well, of course, I don't...

00:31:31I don't know what he asked me.

00:31:33The thing about the...

00:31:33The usual, in my mother-in-law's car.

00:31:36Yeah, yeah.

00:31:37But hastily.

00:31:39Was she dressed?

00:31:40Naturally, Mario.

00:31:41I wasn't going to go to Engueros.

00:31:42No, no, no.

00:31:43I say this because she left a dress and a belt.

00:31:47Where?

00:31:48There, on the ground.

00:31:50Let's see.

00:31:52It's true, look.

00:31:53Hey?

00:31:54Yeah.

00:31:54Your wife.

00:31:55She's just so distracted.

00:31:57My wife?

00:31:58In that he takes after his mother.

00:31:59It's a computer.

00:32:01Besides, those clothes don't belong to my wife.

00:32:03I haven't seen them before.

00:32:04Note that when he was going...

00:32:05What are you saying, Alejandro?

00:32:08He's just as distracted as his wife.

00:32:10Well, it's not a distracted mayor that the city needs.

00:32:13We're already starting.

00:32:13Well.

00:32:14Distracted, for unimportant things.

00:32:17For others, he is methodical.

00:32:18There, there.

00:32:19Hey?

00:32:20Yeah, but...

00:32:22If they are not your wife's...

00:32:24Whose clothes are those?

00:32:25There, yes.

00:32:26Mine, yes, they are mine.

00:32:27Oh, silly!

00:32:28Come on, another one.

00:32:29Ugh, excuse me, excuse me, sir.

00:32:30They are completely mine, absolutely all of them, yes.

00:32:32Yes, excuse me.

00:32:33But they fell out of my suitcase, yes.

00:32:35Who is this?

00:32:37After agreeing on my terms with the lady, I showed her my things.

00:32:41Just a moment, just a moment.

00:32:42Those clothes aren't from...

00:32:44They are the ones that when...

00:32:45The girl will know what is hers.

00:32:46Of course, sir.

00:32:48Well, I'm leaving now.

00:32:49If the gentleman wants something from me, he calls me.

00:32:52By the way, by the way, I think I left my bag here, sorry.

00:32:56But what does it do?

00:32:58Let's see.

00:32:59What's happening?

00:33:00Here, here it is.

00:33:01Go on.

00:33:02I don't want anything to bother the gentleman.

00:33:03But if that bag isn't the...

00:33:05He won't say it's the lady's.

00:33:08Naturally, but if it isn't...

00:33:10Well then, whose would it be?

00:33:12Well, at the sir's command.

00:33:14See you later, okay?

00:33:15Bye bye.

00:33:16Goodbye, monkey.

00:33:17Honda, what a pain!

00:33:18Julio, who is leaving, who is leaving and taking the bag with him.

00:33:21Well, but so much interest in that bag.

00:33:23Because?

00:33:24Everything has an explanation.

00:33:26What explanation?

00:33:27And now I'm going to give it to you.

00:33:29No, I'm going to take time.

00:33:30The bag belongs to the girl.

00:33:33No, no, no, no.

00:33:35From the girl, no.

00:33:36No, no, no, no.

00:33:37Hey...

00:33:37It's from an old woman.

00:33:39From an old woman who came before.

00:33:40Neither?

00:33:41From an old woman?

00:33:41No, no, no, no, neither.

00:33:43It's from a young girl.

00:33:44Ah, no, no.

00:33:44I'm gonna be getting closer, closer, closer, trick, trick, trick.

00:33:48And the bag is full of fingers.

00:33:50Fingers?

00:33:51Fingers?

00:33:52Fingers, Caracas?

00:33:53Many fingers, thousands of fingers.

00:33:54Oh no, I'm going to...

00:33:55Hey?

00:33:56Hello.

00:33:56What are you doing there?

00:33:57Ah, how it's spring.

00:33:58No, not either.

00:33:59What does spring have to do with it?

00:34:00Yes, yes, yes.

00:34:01No, man.

00:34:02Who was going to come here tonight?

00:34:04No one came because we were waiting for you.

00:34:06Yes, yes, no, yes.

00:34:08Yes, yes, yes, he has come.

00:34:12No, no, how disappointing that no...

00:34:13What's the deal?

00:34:14Well, you know.

00:34:16Well, that's it.

00:34:17What a mess.

00:34:18No, Julio means the bag is from...

00:34:20Come on, I'll explain it to you very clearly.

00:34:23When Bondra García was beaten,

00:34:25Since then, there had been no ponce, they did not use traquillos.

00:34:28And since the ticket was round trip,

00:34:30I couldn't go back because I hadn't gone.

00:34:31And the borders were rotten.

00:34:32This is clear, isn't it?

00:34:35Well then, let's not talk about this matter anymore.

00:34:37And now, if you allow me, I'm going to Greenland for a moment.

00:34:39let's see what the temperature is like.

00:34:40Excuse me.

00:34:43Where did he say he was going?

00:34:43Oh, I think so.

00:34:44Julio, you take care of them while I go to the bag.

00:34:46Yeah, yeah.

00:34:48Well.

00:34:48Well, if you like,

00:34:52We can start with what each one contributes...

00:34:54Each group!

00:34:56Hey, hey, you strange lady.

00:34:59Hey, come out.

00:35:00Come out, I'm not going to do anything to you.

00:35:04Give me back that bag, which you know is not yours, and be at peace.

00:35:07Listen.

00:35:07Listen, show your face, no one is going to get angry.

00:35:17Let us speak calmly and confidently.

00:35:19I am a man of nerves of steel who doesn't get scared just like that.

00:35:23He tells her...

00:35:23Hey?

00:35:25It is not.

00:35:27He's gone.

00:35:29She's alive.

00:35:31She's alive.

00:35:32Julio, Julio, what a joy I'm going to give him.

00:35:37July.

00:35:41Hurry up, woman.

00:35:42But what should be done?

00:35:43Let's put her on the bed.

00:35:45But what do you want, father?

00:35:47Drive him crazy.

00:35:48Yes, you'll understand.

00:35:50Come on, let's hide it.

00:35:51If this wasn't complicated enough, we're making it more complicated.

00:35:54Come on, get in.

00:35:55Come on, go on.

00:35:56Yes, yes.

00:35:56Fast.

00:35:57We must keep in mind that we are going to win.

00:35:59Oh, how fucked up!

00:36:00Then the alliance is unnecessary.

00:36:01I want to tell you, my dear Mrs. Roberta.

00:36:03What does it mean?

00:36:04July, July, July.

00:36:05Julio, Julito, Julio.

00:36:07Man, you're just in time because we have a discussion here.

00:36:10Come, come.

00:36:11Excuse me, Roberta.

00:36:11I have to talk to my trusted man.

00:36:13You are at home.

00:36:15Come, come, come.

00:36:16Julio is not here.

00:36:17He's gone.

00:36:18The seal.

00:36:18What do you want to be?

00:36:19First Deputy Mayor.

00:36:20That?

00:36:21That the young lady of life has disappeared.

00:36:23The dead one!

00:36:24The garden, the garden, the garden that I have in the back of the garden, which is

00:36:29very beautiful.

00:36:30This one really likes lettuce.

00:36:32The dead woman.

00:36:33He left on his own two feet.

00:36:35He kissed her, didn't he?

00:36:36It would be very fat.

00:36:37Will it be a little sleeve?

00:36:38I can't believe you.

00:36:39Yes, come see for yourself.

00:36:41Excuse me, let's sleep on it.

00:36:43Pay no attention, we're going to look at some papers.

00:36:46Let's look at some papers.

00:36:48It's a minute.

00:36:49What a joy I have.

00:36:50I don't know why I feel like they want to put us off.

00:36:54I don't see them very interested in reaching an agreement.

00:36:58If it weren't for the fact that the polls say we're going to get three councilors, it would soon be

00:37:01Here I am dancing to their tune.

00:37:02It's that if he's gone.

00:37:04Our problems are over.

00:37:06Come in, come in.

00:37:07Look, see?

00:37:08You see?

00:37:08It is not.

00:37:10There.

00:37:11Snap.

00:37:13It's there again.

00:37:14It comes and goes.

00:37:15It is automatic.

00:37:16Battery operated.

00:37:18Trick, lubola, calandros, tromocos, alabanticacias.

00:37:21No, no, calm down, calm down, calm down.

00:37:23Calm down.

00:37:23It's there.

00:37:24As we left it.

00:37:25It hasn't moved.

00:37:26Yes, yes, yes.

00:37:27Because a moment ago he wasn't there.

00:37:28I saw it with these little eyes.

00:37:30You may have appeared or gone into another bedroom.

00:37:33But how could I choose the wrong bedroom in my own house?

00:37:36Well, the girl is here.

00:37:38Look at her.

00:37:38I see it now.

00:37:39Go on.

00:37:40Let's dispatch the seal and then we'll see how we get rid of that poor thing.

00:37:43By the way, what about that new maid?

00:37:47Oh, no idea.

00:37:48My wife told me when she left that our maid had gone to see her mother.

00:37:52But he didn't tell me he had taken a return trip.

00:37:54And why were you so worried about her taking her purse?

00:37:58The... her bag?

00:38:00What bag?

00:38:00I can't believe it.

00:38:01The one the girl took because it was hers.

00:38:03No, yes.

00:38:04Mine?

00:38:04How yours?

00:38:05No, yours.

00:38:06You said it yours.

00:38:06No, that's not it.

00:38:07The bag was hers.

00:38:09But not like you, like you.

00:38:10And why did you buy a bag?

00:38:12And above all, why didn't you tell me?

00:38:13Go on.

00:38:14Let's finish off the seal and we'll see.

00:38:16Come on.

00:38:17What will become of me?

00:38:18They haven't gone looking for papers.

00:38:19They have gone to exchange impressions.

00:38:21They are within their rights.

00:38:22Although what I think is that they are trying to make us nervous.

00:38:25They're getting it because I'm about to explode.

00:38:27Calm down.

00:38:28You forgive me.

00:38:29My dear Mrs. Roberta, dear Mario, we were consulting some documentation.

00:38:34But we are now ready to start our conversations.

00:38:38Better.

00:38:39Note that the...

00:38:40I'll be right back.

00:38:49This crazy woman is going to come out.

00:38:50But Alexander.

00:38:51No, I'm going to meditate for a moment.

00:38:54It's just a moment.

00:38:55He is going to meditate.

00:38:57But what does it do?

00:39:01Waiting for you, darling.

00:39:02I want to be yours.

00:39:03Lady, this is crazy.

00:39:04I am a serious person.

00:39:06But you are a man.

00:39:08Kick those people out and we'll go to Bermuda.

00:39:10What Bermuda shorts or Bermuda shorts?

00:39:12And the money?

00:39:13Ah, well, the money.

00:39:15And what money?

00:39:17The one that was in my bag.

00:39:18Ah, her bag, of course.

00:39:20But put on your clothes.

00:39:21He's going to have a heart attack.

00:39:22Please call me informally, Alejandro.

00:39:24Ale.

00:39:25I'm going to call you Ale.

00:39:26Well, well.

00:39:26And you either call me by my first name or I'll go out there and give the seal a piece of my mind.

00:39:29No, no, no.

00:39:30I address you informally.

00:39:31Look, stay here.

00:39:32Get dressed and I'll be right back.

00:39:33And we go to Bermuda.

00:39:35Yes, yes, yes.

00:39:36Send Medina from the field.

00:39:38Sure, yes.

00:39:38But get dressed, get dressed.

00:39:40Grab my bag, I left it on the couch.

00:39:42But your bag, how am I going to leave it?

00:39:43Ah yes, there are twenty million.

00:39:44But what are you going to tell me that I don't already know?

00:39:46Look.

00:39:46Well, here you are, without moving.

00:39:48Until you come, my love.

00:39:51Pretty.

00:39:52How crazy is this girl?

00:39:53That?

00:39:54No, what a pretty mouth this girl has.

00:39:56Don't move.

00:39:56What's the tea?

00:39:57What's the tea?

00:39:58Oh, very tea.

00:39:59What a displeasure it can be if you don't come?

00:40:02Oh, father.

00:40:02Do you want to gaslight this man?

00:40:04No, what I want is for no one to believe anything this idiot says.

00:40:08Ah, let them think he's stupid.

00:40:09That.

00:40:10And so, if you happen to say that there are millions in this bag,

00:40:13They will think it is a charade on your part.

00:40:17Wait.

00:40:19Take out the money.

00:40:20That?

00:40:23And with this we can buy the yogurt maker for mom.

00:40:31We'll leave the briefcase here and come back for it later.

00:40:37Anything goes.

00:40:43We put this here and since it's silly,

00:40:46He'll think he's got the bills and leave us alone, you understand?

00:40:48Come on, come on, take it, take it.

00:40:50Eye, lame, yes.

00:40:51Come on.

00:40:52Let's be clear, okay?

00:40:53Do you speak clearly?

00:40:54I would be surprised.

00:40:56Well, I'm going to do it.

00:40:57The polls say that you are going to get four seats,

00:41:00Come on, five of them are already going crazy.

00:41:01Yes, five councilors.

00:41:03I can do that myself in the downtown district.

00:41:05Well if that's the case, why are they here?

00:41:07For the good of the city council, for the good of the city.

00:41:09And because the same polls say that you are in a position to obtain the majority

00:41:12They are missing three seats.

00:41:15Aha!

00:41:15If anything, one.

00:41:17Yes, but a very small one, a tiny little bit, a...

00:41:19Of course, the one we provide.

00:41:21Really.

00:41:21Of course, and they carry it like a package in the trunk of a car,

00:41:24which is the...

00:41:24Ah, in the trunk of the car.

00:41:29But how come I didn't think of this before?

00:41:31Just a moment, if you please.

00:41:32But what makes him talk to me?

00:41:34I have to consult with the trusted man again.

00:41:36What rudeness?

00:41:37You got it, right?

00:41:38The car trunk.

00:41:40Yes, but with three or four seats they are not going to demand the Treasury council from us,

00:41:43which is mine.

00:41:43No, you misunderstood me.

00:41:45In the trunk of the car, of my car, which is in the garage,

00:41:48we put it in the trunk and throw it in any mess.

00:41:50And the surveillance agents?

00:41:52No, no, no, they are not going to oppose this.

00:41:54We say we are going for a walk.

00:41:55They're not going to look in the suitcase.

00:41:57Not a bad idea.

00:41:58Clear.

00:41:59Hey, go distract these guys.

00:42:01Me, me...

00:42:02Hey, I'm going to make a scene in the blanket.

00:42:04Let me know when you're ready.

00:42:05I'll mess it up, I'll mess it up.

00:42:11He is going to meditate.

00:42:12Does your boss think about you a lot?

00:42:15What do you mean your patron saint is Saint Pascual Meditón?

00:42:18Very funny.

00:42:19Sorry, that was a joke of mine.

00:42:21Colossal, it's a colossal idea.

00:42:24We wrap you in the blanket, we put you in the trunk of the car

00:42:28And now, calmly, we'll look for a quiet place and throw you there.

00:42:34Come on, my girl!

00:42:35Oysters!

00:42:38It is not.

00:42:39He's gone again.

00:42:41I'll check.

00:42:42Let's see if there's even a glimmer of hope left.

00:42:43It's not there, it's not there.

00:42:45He's gone.

00:42:46She walks alone.

00:42:47Julio, you won't believe it.

00:42:49No.

00:42:50We already have the Treasury department position.

00:42:53That is indisputable.

00:42:54So what are we going to get for giving them the majority?

00:42:56Clear.

00:42:57Now when Don Alejandro comes back from meditating, he will give us an idea.

00:43:01Don't forget that my boss is a balanced, fair, calm man.

00:43:04July!

00:43:05That's it, Julio, that's it.

00:43:06It is a spirit that comes and goes through the entity as it pleases.

00:43:08It comes and goes, Julio.

00:43:10It comes and goes and comes.

00:43:11He left a moment ago and came back, but then he left again.

00:43:15The controversy is really taking a beating.

00:43:16You see, what I was saying, my boss has already found the solution.

00:43:19All this coming and going means they'll be given the transportation department.

00:43:24Oh, was that it?

00:43:24That.

00:43:25Well, of course, it's because he has such a strange way of speaking...

00:43:27Very rare.

00:43:28I can't take it anymore, I need water, water.

00:43:30Water?

00:43:31This means that they will also be given the board of directors of the Canal de Isabel II.

00:43:35I'm going to get the water.

00:43:37Well...

00:43:38We will continue meditating!

00:43:46There it is, there it is.

00:43:56It is the Duke of Suárez who disappears and reappears.

00:43:58He's back, Julio!

00:44:01Come on, let's take her to the bedroom.

00:44:05We're going to drive this guy crazy, aren't we?

00:44:07But we are going to end up with wasted kidneys.

00:44:10Look how lovingly I have taken it.

00:44:12But transport and the canal are not much.

00:44:14In other words, don't forget that thanks to us you're going to get the majority.

00:44:17If we keep giving things away, we'll be the majority to govern, but the minority to suck.

00:44:22Hey.

00:44:22Well, I already know what I'm talking about.

00:44:24July.

00:44:25But Alexander.

00:44:26I don't know, everything is the same in life.

00:44:27I wanted it to be in the middle of nowhere, like I was drinking the drinks.

00:44:30I wanted to be in heaven and I wasn't.

00:44:31It had to be a day that gives me more of everything in life.

00:44:34Alexander.

00:44:36They say we offer them little.

00:44:37Do you want property?

00:44:39To the king, the estate and life must be given.

00:44:41But honor is the heritage of the soul.

00:44:43And the soul.

00:44:44Only.

00:44:45It's from God.

00:44:48Come on, Julio.

00:44:48We have to keep meditating.

00:44:50Excuse me.

00:44:50We'll be right back.

00:44:51Come on, you don't believe it.

00:44:52You don't believe it.

00:44:53Well, if this guy runs the town hall like he runs his house, he's going to drive his fucking boss crazy.

00:44:58father.

00:44:59Look.

00:45:00Sitting, as if she were in a bar waiting for her boyfriend.

00:45:02Look at her.

00:45:03Look at her.

00:45:04Look at the Alcalá Gate.

00:45:05Look at her.

00:45:06But who is there?

00:45:07The lady of life.

00:45:08I was here just now.

00:45:09Look, in such a pose.

00:45:10Put like that with your head on.

00:45:11You're nervous, boss.

00:45:12I understand.

00:45:13It's been a lot of things for one night.

00:45:15But that poor girl will be lying in bed as before.

00:45:19No, he must have gone to bingo.

00:45:21Come on, let's go.

00:45:22No, he was very comfortable, with a happy face.

00:45:26What did this woman eat?

00:45:29Come on, hurry up.

00:45:31Ah, wait, wait, come on.

00:45:37But what about the money?

00:45:38It's in that briefcase.

00:45:39Leave it.

00:45:40No one will think the money is there.

00:45:44So if they catch us, we won't have it with us.

00:45:46Go on.

00:45:47And when we come back, we take it and in peace.

00:45:49Come on, hurry up, go, go.

00:45:51Come on, come on.

00:45:52The truth is that it is good.

00:45:54Look, he's gone.

00:45:55You see?

00:45:56You see.

00:45:56There it is, not moving.

00:45:58But Julio, I swear to you that...

00:45:59I understand, Alejandro.

00:46:00The election campaign and then tonight.

00:46:02It's mental fatigue.

00:46:04Hallucinations.

00:46:05Ghosts in the brain.

00:46:06Yes, yes, whatever you want.

00:46:08But that girl has died doing St. Vitus dance

00:46:09and continues dancing after death.

00:46:12But I'm not crazy.

00:46:13I was in the kitchen.

00:46:14Well, you've seen her in the kitchen, I think.

00:46:16Clear.

00:46:16But it's your imagination.

00:46:18Come on, Brunette.

00:46:18Your good wish for her to be alive makes you believe that she is walking around.

00:46:22She's dead, Alejandro.

00:46:24It's a shame, but that's the way it is.

00:46:25And it's not your fault.

00:46:26Innocent as a child.

00:46:28It is only fair that we do everything possible to get rid of it.

00:46:30That's it.

00:46:31Go on.

00:46:32Wrap it in the blanket and take it to the car.

00:46:34That is.

00:46:34I'm still with those jerks.

00:46:36But how is this girl not already stiff?

00:46:39Am I seeing visions?

00:46:43The money!

00:46:45This darling is crazy.

00:46:46By the way, where could he be?

00:46:48No, no, no, no.

00:46:48The money thing is now clear.

00:46:50Everything is going well.

00:46:52My boss is currently deeply studying a formula

00:46:54that satisfies everyone.

00:46:57He'll be here in a little while.

00:46:59Thank you.

00:47:01Hello good evening.

00:47:02That's just a moment.

00:47:03I'm going to put the mat here.

00:47:04And I'm carrying this bag because I'm going to leave it in a room that's close by.

00:47:07And since they are all far away, well, I say, there it is.

00:47:09That is closer.

00:47:10I'll leave it to you.

00:47:11Bye bye!

00:47:15Here it is.

00:47:16Keep it and don't move from here.

00:47:20The thing is...

00:47:21The maids already know what they're like.

00:47:24I'll be right back!

00:47:28The truth is that your boss has a very strange way of meditating.

00:47:31Nothing.

00:47:32It is clear that he does not accept bribes.

00:47:35Well, yes, he accepts it.

00:47:37The money has been saved.

00:47:39Well...

00:47:39Let's see.

00:47:50Muah, what are you doing?

00:47:50You already do with this.

00:47:52I mean, now.

00:47:53They don't hurt me at all.

00:47:55This doesn't seem like anything to me.

00:47:55Meeting.

00:47:56Meeting.

00:47:58Careful.

00:48:00Careful, miss.

00:48:03Ah!

00:48:03No, no, no.

00:48:04No, no, no.

00:48:05All the head for you.

00:48:06Yes, of course.

00:48:07There it is.

00:48:11Well, let's see what it is.

00:48:13I'm going to change my clothes.

00:48:15No, and no.

00:48:17The municipal crane services cannot be contracted to a council member.

00:48:20He is very fat.

00:48:21I told him so, but he was excited.

00:48:24I do.

00:48:25I was thinking of painting the tow trucks pink to make them look more appealing.

00:48:29And also give the owners of the sanctioned cars chocolates and candies to sweeten their drink.

00:48:35Yes, but it would be indecent.

00:48:37If we start being honest now, we're not going to get rich.

00:48:42Julio, Julio, come with me for a moment.

00:48:44Dear Alejandro, with all my sympathy and understanding, when are we going to negotiate the alliance once and for all?

00:48:50Right away, I'm looking at some papers.

00:48:53I have a problem.

00:48:55A problem that is on the way to being definitively resolved.

00:48:57The solution will be up and running in a few minutes.

00:49:00Don't make us impatient, okay?

00:49:02We'll be right back.

00:49:03Let's hope it doesn't last all night.

00:49:05No, it's a moment.

00:49:07Come on, come on, come on.

00:49:09Well, me.

00:49:10If they don't give me the crane concession...

00:49:13They give me, they give me.

00:49:14The concession was going to be for you and me.

00:49:17Okay, okay.

00:49:18But since you weren't going to appear anywhere...

00:49:20Oh, that's right, of course.

00:49:21This is going to be fixed, this is going to be fixed.

00:49:24It's not going to be fixed.

00:49:27Alexander!

00:49:31You were right, booth.

00:49:33But who?

00:49:33The masseuse of life.

00:49:35It is not.

00:49:36Mother, I left her!

00:49:38Of course it isn't.

00:49:39But how will it be?

00:49:40If I left it locked in the trunk of the car.

00:49:43Damn, what a scare!

00:49:45Well, I'm going to change my clothes because I'm not going to go in a scam.

00:49:47Leave it!

00:49:48Let's not waste time.

00:49:49You'll change along the way.

00:49:51Fuck!

00:49:51And where do I keep these clothes?

00:49:53What does it matter?

00:49:54Ah, I'll put it right here, in this briefcase.

00:49:56Come on, let's go.

00:49:58And thank goodness I got rid of this dead man, huh?

00:50:01Well, rather, no...

00:50:03I got rid of this poor dead woman.

00:50:05Hey, seeing the empty bed gave me a fright.

00:50:08I thought I was already raving like you.

00:50:10Come on, come on, let's go.

00:50:12He's already heading to the garage.

00:50:17They'll be back soon, that's for sure.

00:50:19Sure.

00:50:20But now we take the money and see how we can give the police the slip.

00:50:24Let's see.

00:50:27I put it in there.

00:50:28Do you want to see it?

00:50:29Leave it, I've seen it a lot.

00:50:31Let's not waste any more time.

00:50:32Don't forget the seal is waiting for us.

00:50:33Yes, but I'm going to change my clothes first, right?

00:50:35What a mania with changing clothes!

00:50:37Yes, you're fine!

00:50:37Also, if we encounter the police,

00:50:39It will seem more normal for you to go for a walk in your home clothes.

00:50:41Wow, very good, very good.

00:50:43It seems that the night is getting better.

00:50:45Things are going their way.

00:50:47Don't worry, we're all better now.

00:50:50I'm much calmer now.

00:50:56How nervous!

00:50:57Don't be nervous.

00:50:59Calm down.

00:51:00Besides, if we run into the police, they won't understand you.

00:51:03Yes, that's right.

00:51:03Come on, let's go.

00:51:11Good night.

00:51:17Are you going out, Mr. Costa?

00:51:18Yeah!

00:51:20Let's go for a little walk!

00:51:21Yes, it's just that when pickles have gone up in price,

00:51:24Well, he didn't think of buying them because we didn't have any dead people in our suitcase.

00:51:27It means we're going without pickles in the car.

00:51:30because it is a short walk.

00:51:32Very good.

00:51:33We followed him.

00:51:34We are at your service.

00:51:35Bye bye!

00:51:48Alejandro, they don't follow.

00:51:49Don't bother.

00:51:52No problem, no fuss.

00:51:54They don't follow.

00:51:54I'm going to give them the slip.

00:51:56It's the law.

00:51:57Be careful.

00:51:58Why do these guys do their duty so well?

00:52:05They have already passed.

00:52:10Yes, we have lost them.

00:52:11Come on, let's go.

00:52:12Wait, we'll leave it here.

00:52:14But what do you want?

00:52:14A small apartment with heating and hot water.

00:52:16She doesn't care.

00:52:17At least we'll leave her wrapped up in the blanket.

00:52:19No!

00:52:19You're crazy!

00:52:20The blanket is a clue.

00:52:21We have to take her.

00:52:22Come on, let's go.

00:52:22The truth.

00:52:23My heart is going to jump out of my ears.

00:52:37How bad it must be for criminals!

00:52:38You calm down.

00:52:39Wait, don't open.

00:52:41Because?

00:52:41You have to make sure.

00:52:42It's true.

00:52:42We should have brought a shovel.

00:52:44Ah, great.

00:52:45And for what?

00:52:45To bury it is safer.

00:52:47Don't be macabre.

00:52:50Open.

00:52:51Open.

00:52:52What happened?

00:52:53Sorry, but we lost track of you.

00:52:57What's happening?

00:52:57Have they had a flat tire?

00:52:58We'll fix the wheel for you.

00:52:59No, no, no!

00:53:01Why not?

00:53:02There are two of us.

00:53:03It won't cost us any effort.

00:53:04Thank you so much.

00:53:05It's not necessary.

00:53:06No, sir.

00:53:07Well, then we'll take you in another car.

00:53:09I'll call someone to come and fix the puncture.

00:53:11No no.

00:53:11If it is not necessary either.

00:53:12Because we haven't had a flat tire, right?

00:53:15No.

00:53:15Clear.

00:53:16We haven't had a puncture.

00:53:16Who said we had a flat tire?

00:53:17Nobody.

00:53:18Nobody has said it.

00:53:20We have actually stopped.

00:53:21Not for nothing.

00:53:21But because we heard a kind of wheel clicking and clicking.

00:53:24And like Padrón peppers, some are hot and others are not.

00:53:27And it's funny.

00:53:28They are fat.

00:53:29But then some of them bite themselves.

00:53:30Don't you think so?

00:53:31Yes of course.

00:53:32You are right.

00:53:33Clear.

00:53:33Well, if you've gone out to get some fresh air, I'll wait for you in the car.

00:53:37Thank you.

00:53:38We are at your disposal.

00:53:39Thank you, officer.

00:53:40Good night.

00:53:47Boy, what does this guy say?

00:53:49What a barbarity.

00:53:53We almost got married.

00:53:54What do we do with the package?

00:53:56For now, get out of here.

00:53:58That's it.

00:53:59I have an idea.

00:54:00Other?

00:54:00Don't sink me?

00:54:01Come on.

00:54:01I'll explain it to you along the way.

00:54:03Bye bye.

00:54:14And where do we go now?

00:54:15All in a row.

00:54:16To a roadside dump I know.

00:54:18But do you think I'm in the mood for a few drinks?

00:54:20It wouldn't hurt us, don't think so.

00:54:22But I'm not taking you there for that.

00:54:23It's a place where three or four cars are stolen from the door every night.

00:54:26And what do you intend?

00:54:27My car gets stolen?

00:54:27Hopefully.

00:54:28Don't you understand?

00:54:29They'll take the car with the girl in the suitcase.

00:54:31What a great idea!

00:54:34No, fuck.

00:54:35What if they find my car and return it to me with the girl and everything?

00:54:38Well, you say, but what is this?

00:54:40But who is this young woman?

00:54:42And they'll think it's a mess between those who stole the car.

00:54:45Well, it's not bad at all.

00:54:47It's a good idea.

00:54:48I'm finally going to be free of this poor thing.

00:55:07That?

00:55:08But how tiresome are these poor ideas?

00:55:11Naturalness, huh?

00:55:12Very natural.

00:55:12Let's have a drink, that's all.

00:55:14It's just that I feel sorry to part from this poor girl.

00:55:16I have grown fond of her.

00:55:17Stop with the nonsense now.

00:55:18By the time we leave, they'll have already taken the car.

00:55:20You left the keys in the ignition and the door open.

00:55:22Such a nice car that I had already turned it off.

00:55:25How beautiful it was, huh?

00:55:27Come on, come on, come on.

00:55:31Come on, what's up?

00:55:33Oh, look!

00:55:34Well, it's not bad at all.

00:55:35It looks like a serious place.

00:55:36Don't be naive.

00:55:37No wonder you thought that girl was a massalista, really.

00:55:39And why do you say that?

00:55:40You don't get it, Alejandro.

00:55:42This is a tube and if you're not careful they'll take away the red.

00:55:45Come on, let's sit down.

00:55:46You have to give the guacoches time.

00:55:59Hello good evening.

00:56:01Hello good.

00:56:01What are they going to drink?

00:56:02Half a whiskey.

00:56:03A glass of milk.

00:56:04I can't bring it to you.

00:56:05The cow is on vacation.

00:56:08Another half whiskey.

00:56:10Okay.

00:56:12Hey, it looks like he's been stung, huh?

00:56:13You can't order milk here, man.

00:56:15I don't like whiskey...

00:56:16Come on, they've probably already stolen the car.

00:56:18Stop it, man.

00:56:18We have a little more time.

00:56:20Well.

00:56:23You'll see as if he knows me.

00:56:27And it was time for him to appreciate it richly.

00:56:29I've been waiting for you for a while now.

00:56:31Oysters!

00:56:32Oh my God!

00:56:34Please excuse me, sir.

00:56:38Well, I don't know her at all.

00:56:39Oh, you're such a joker, honey!

00:56:42Alexander.

00:56:42I didn't know you knew this place.

00:56:44That was the first time I ever had gastro...

00:56:46You're always joking.

00:56:47I thought you weren't coming anymore.

00:56:49No, but it has already been by chance.

00:56:51Because my friend Julio brought me and...

00:56:53Now you're going to say you didn't come for me?

00:56:55Please say yes.

00:56:56Say yes.

00:56:57Well, I can't...

00:56:59What if they kill me?

00:57:00Well, yes, I've come for you.

00:57:04But why do such strange things happen to me?

00:57:07Alejandro, what a surprise.

00:57:08I didn't know you knew the lady.

00:57:10Oh yeah, close friends.

00:57:12Ah, look, intimate too.

00:57:14And do you know how to give massages by any chance?

00:57:17I know how to do whatever you want.

00:57:18Do you see it?

00:57:19The same thing the other lady told me.

00:57:22But let me go and don't lose me, Flora.

00:57:24Wow!

00:57:24Your business.

00:57:25Do you understand that one?

00:57:26You see.

00:57:27You don't know him at all.

00:57:28You were trying to pull my leg, Aunt.

00:57:30And that is dangerous.

00:57:31And the one you don't know is me.

00:57:33What are you doing?

00:57:34Don't get involved in this, you'll be better off.

00:57:36So you were waiting for a 3,000 duros client.

00:57:39And this athlete has never seen you in his life.

00:57:41Whore!

00:57:41Don't hit me, Curro.

00:57:42Yes, he knows me.

00:57:43You know me, right, mate?

00:57:44Say yes.

00:57:45For life.

00:57:48Trunk.

00:57:48How are you?

00:57:49Don't lie, man.

00:57:50If you want to make fun of me, I'll smash your face in.

00:57:52No no.

00:57:52You are mistaken, sir.

00:57:54Shut up, you smart guy, you've earned it.

00:57:56Yes sir.

00:57:56No, but the lady hasn't lied.

00:57:58We are old friends.

00:58:00Right, Miss Josefina Fernández García?

00:58:02Right, huh?

00:58:04Do you see it?

00:58:04Her name is Flora.

00:58:05I'm going to piss you off...

00:58:06One moment.

00:58:09What's going on here?

00:58:10You know what, handsome.

00:58:12Police.

00:58:16Have these gentlemen bothered you, Mr. Costa?

00:58:18No, no, it was just a confusion.

00:58:21Julio, give me 15,000 pesetas, yes.

00:58:24No, it's that I had met this young woman because I owed her 15,000 pesetas.

00:58:28And of course, here you go, Miss Josefina.

00:58:30I say, Flora.

00:58:32You are a cool guy.

00:58:33Anyone can do that.

00:58:34No no.

00:58:34That I like to do my duty.

00:58:36In any case, officer, it would be advisable for you to take the names of this young woman and these gentlemen.

00:58:41In case someone ever mistreats the young lady, it will be known who it may have been.

00:58:45Come on, let's go.

00:58:46Take the names from this.

00:58:47I'll wait for you outside.

00:58:48You're lucky, buddy, that the gentleman doesn't want any trouble.

00:58:51Thank you.

00:58:52If you want, I'll give you your money back.

00:58:54He'll just give me a couple of slaps.

00:58:55No, leave it.

00:58:57And stay away from bad company.

00:58:59I'm already in it up to my neck.

00:59:00Well, I'm sorry.

00:59:01Let's go at once, Alejandro.

00:59:02No, we'll have to call a taxi.

00:59:04Because they'll have already taken the car.

00:59:05Well, but first we'll have to act surprised.

00:59:08Oh, really, really.

00:59:09Come on, the paper.

00:59:11My car!

00:59:12My car has been stolen!

00:59:13Thief, thief, my car!

00:59:15Shut up!

00:59:17Look.

00:59:19Although they'll take him there for sure, right?

00:59:21The people around here are like little sisters of charity.

00:59:24Everything okay, Mr. Costa?

00:59:26How good?

00:59:26If my car is there.

00:59:27Look at it!

00:59:28And where do you want it to be?

00:59:29Where did we leave it?

00:59:30Clear.

00:59:31Ah, yes.

00:59:31It's just that Mr. Costa has gotten on those guys' nerves.

00:59:33It's true, yes.

00:59:34You go out, we will follow you.

00:59:36What beating?

00:59:38Nothing.

00:59:39They haven't taken anything.

00:59:40Well, I swear to you that this is a very dangerous place.

00:59:43They haven't even taken the radio.

00:59:44And then they say there is crime in Spain.

00:59:46These thieves are saints.

00:59:51What do we do?

00:59:52There's no one who can get away with these beatings.

00:59:54Oh, this one again.

00:59:56Let's go home, we'll see what we do.

01:00:00Are you going home, Mr. Costa?

01:00:01Yes, why?

01:00:02We can't follow them.

01:00:03Our car has been stolen.

01:00:04To you?

01:00:06Yes, it has disappeared.

01:00:08You go ahead, I'll call 091.

01:00:12They can't follow us.

01:00:13Let's get rid of the girl.

01:00:14I already told you that a car lasts a while here.

01:00:16Clear.

01:00:17Excellent.

01:00:18Don't start right here, otherwise we'll waste time.

01:00:34Come on!

01:00:35It's just that I feel sorry to leave her in such an inhospitable place.

01:00:37If you want, we can go downtown during rush hour.

01:00:39Hurry up.

01:00:40I keep watch.

01:00:46July.

01:00:47I know you won't believe it.

01:00:48For all this that I have just explained to you, it is not there.

01:01:00But what are you saying?

01:01:01What's not there?

01:01:02Who?

01:01:02Where?

01:01:02The girl who isn't in the suitcase.

01:01:04It is not possible.

01:01:06It is not possible.

01:01:08If possible.

01:01:10But how did he get out of here?

01:01:11Could it be that the car thieves took the girl instead of the car?

01:01:15Don't talk nonsense.

01:01:16That means you didn't put it in here.

01:01:17But how can I dream that I've put it in?

01:01:18Twice you thought it had been taken from you and it was a hallucination of yours.

01:01:21This time too you might have thought you had made it.

01:01:23But how am I going to think?

01:01:24I'm sure it's in your house in Tampichi.

01:01:26But how can a dead person be in Tampichi?

01:01:27And I don't know, but it's not here, there's no doubt about it.

01:01:30We're going to your house.

01:01:31You must have left it somewhere.

01:01:32It's like an umbrella.

01:01:34Let's go, we're not doing anything here anymore.

01:01:37I know what's going on, I'm going crazy.

01:01:40But hey, where the hell is it?

01:01:43I left it right there.

01:01:45I think he was taken by the one you want everyone to think is crazy.

01:01:48Well, I've done it now.

01:01:50Because I say, what does that guy want a briefcase for?

01:01:53Man, well, stop...

01:01:54Man, we're all going to end up crazy, huh?

01:01:56Well, yes, calm down.

01:01:57Let's put my plan into action.

01:02:00Father?

01:02:02Father!

01:02:02I'm here!

01:02:03Do you know what you have to do?

01:02:04Yes, yes.

01:02:06But will it turn out well?

01:02:07We'll try.

01:02:08I'm not leaving this house without taking those bills.

01:02:10Okay.

01:02:10Come on, help me.

01:02:12Take the jacket.

01:02:12The jacket.

01:02:21Well, I'm going right now and as soon as...

01:02:23That?

01:02:24What's up?

01:02:26He's thinking.

01:02:28Does the gentleman want something?

01:02:30No.

01:02:30We are waiting for...

01:02:32No, they won't be long.

01:02:34He's in the living room.

01:02:36Tell him.

01:02:37Tell him we're running late.

01:02:39Let them come.

01:02:39Yes, yes.

01:02:40I'll tell you.

01:02:41Don't worry.

01:02:42Bye bye.

01:02:42Goodbye, Rica.

01:02:43Bye bye.

01:02:43Goodbye, Mona.

01:02:44Oh.

01:02:52You'll see how we find it right away.

01:02:54You must have left it somewhere.

01:02:56I don't know, I don't know.

01:02:57You're already making me doubt.

01:02:59So, hey, there's something to worry about.

01:03:01Because how am I going to continue in politics if my head isn't working properly?

01:03:04Like all politicians, man.

01:03:06So calm.

01:03:06Don't you see, it's not in the bedroom or the bathroom.

01:03:24It was stolen from the door of that dump.

01:03:25Come on, man.

01:03:26Why does anyone want Otto dead?

01:03:28Here it is.

01:03:29Do you see it?

01:03:30It's true.

01:03:31Hey, isn't he going to run errands?

01:03:33Tied up in the blanket and tied with your ties?

01:03:35Those that you brought and you don't remember.

01:03:37You think?

01:03:38I'm half crazy, Julio.

01:03:40I think it's because of the tension of the election campaign.

01:03:43I move things around, I move the dead around for no apparent reason.

01:03:47How am I going to occupy the mayor's chair like this?

01:03:50Can you imagine a mayor who starts changing places,

01:03:52statues, monuments, fountains,

01:03:54and make and break places without any reason for it?

01:03:57How could I not imagine it?

01:03:59Come on, let's get rid of the opposition.

01:04:01and then we'll see how we approach this matter once and for all.

01:04:04But look, I might feel like removing a scalistic

01:04:06or change the spectrum to Puerta del Sol.

01:04:07Not again!

01:04:08Well, I will.

01:04:12What's happening?

01:04:14That you have fallen asleep.

01:04:15And I'm asleep?

01:04:17I'll have another one exposed in a few seconds, that's all.

01:04:20Apologies, apologies, thousands of apologies, my dear friends,

01:04:23but we have had to study your offer very carefully.

01:04:25And I suppose you've already studied something.

01:04:27Man!

01:04:28Hey?

01:04:28Yes, of course, naturally, of course.

01:04:32Right, Alejandro?

01:04:33Ah, yes, of course, that's it.

01:04:35I had thought of making a bonfire,

01:04:37a huge bonfire in the garage,

01:04:39throw her out and let her keep all the bones there,

01:04:41or the aunt tells me that she is killing me and that I am going to murder her.

01:04:44I don't understand anything.

01:04:46Well, it's very clear.

01:04:48A bonfire!

01:04:49The municipal fire service will be in their hands.

01:04:52Alejandro, you're not coming.

01:04:54Oh, look, he's already messed up, now he has to get out.

01:04:56Miss Renduel is my secretary,

01:04:58that we are making some mandrillos calaborcios.

01:05:00And since I don't know how I'm going to get out of this,

01:05:02Well, since I'm in this situation, I might as well go out.

01:05:05See you later.

01:05:08Bye bye!

01:05:11Man, man!

01:05:12Here I am.

01:05:13I understood that you wanted me to wear it and I obliged you.

01:05:17You will decide now to make me yours.

01:05:19Patricia, don't do anything crazy,

01:05:21I am not in a position to face a sentimental problem.

01:05:24I am a serious person.

01:05:25A serious person who keeps 20 million pesetas without blinking.

01:05:29But I don't have that money.

01:05:30A maid has taken him away,

01:05:32which by the way, I don't know where it came from.

01:05:34Come up with something better, serious person.

01:05:36But if I swear, I'll get them back.

01:05:38I bring them to you so that you can return them to their owner.

01:05:41Five minutes.

01:05:42Five minutes.

01:05:42If I don't have that money here in five minutes,

01:05:44I'll go out and make a scene.

01:05:46Nothing, goose, for sure.

01:05:47Nothing, five minutes.

01:05:47Five minutes, calm down, okay?

01:05:48Peaceful.

01:05:49Oh my God.

01:05:51Five minutes.

01:05:52July.

01:05:53Excuse me.

01:05:55That's enough, man.

01:05:56Meditation again, no.

01:05:58Either you sit down and negotiate or we leave right now.

01:06:00Very good.

01:06:00One moment.

01:06:01We're not leaving here.

01:06:02It's a tremendous problem.

01:06:04Other?

01:06:05Yes, another one.

01:06:06Patricia wants her twenty million or she'll come out here naked.

01:06:09Alejandro, it's okay that you're becoming a complete idiot.

01:06:13Because it's always been a little bit.

01:06:14Hey?

01:06:15But you want to come back to me.

01:06:17What millions are you talking about and who's going to come out naked?

01:06:20But yes, it is very clear.

01:06:21She came to offer me twenty million and I would pave all the streets.

01:06:25And he loves me too.

01:06:26And I don't know where he got a corset that's just like the one my wife has,

01:06:30which is exactly like a western cabaret girl.

01:06:32Don't start with your convoluted speeches.

01:06:35What does it say?

01:06:37Speak clearly.

01:06:38I have never spoken more clearly in my life.

01:06:39Well, I don't understand a word you say.

01:06:42Aren't you already starting to become an idiot?

01:06:47We urgently need the maid who was here before.

01:06:50You have to look for it.

01:06:52But it's difficult because it never appears.

01:06:55Who will it be now?

01:06:58Look!

01:06:59The maid!

01:07:01Excuse me, I'll open it.

01:07:03Just a moment, young man.

01:07:04Yes, yes.

01:07:05Don't open that door.

01:07:06Alejandro, no one should know who we are.

01:07:09All right, I'll fix it.

01:07:12Miss, I wanted to talk to you.

01:07:14I have to do my duty first.

01:07:17Has he left again?

01:07:18Already.

01:07:18Good night.

01:07:23Good night.

01:07:23What do you want?

01:07:24I am Commissioner Regules of the missing girls squad.

01:07:27Lost bills are collected.

01:07:29Nice to meet you, Commissioner.

01:07:31This one...

01:07:31Oh, how curious!

01:07:33I have a jacket just like this one, just like this one.

01:07:36Well, we elegant men agree, of course.

01:07:38Who is your tailor?

01:07:39Antonio Pajares.

01:07:40Antonio Pajares, that's mine.

01:07:42Then it explains why I would have sworn it was mine.

01:07:45Well, let's get to the point.

01:07:47I came here because there have been a couple of complaints about this house.

01:07:50Oh yeah?

01:07:51Well, it's weird because nothing ever happens in this house.

01:07:53And what kind of complaints?

01:07:54Well, one about a girl's chorus and another about the disappearance of a pile of bills.

01:07:59So I'm here to take the money as the crime and this maid as an accomplice.

01:08:06That's it, that's it.

01:08:06Come on, the pasta and the girl.

01:08:11Who are these gentlemen?

01:08:13Ah, these are a married couple who come to offer their services.

01:08:18They are Filipinos.

01:08:20Well, they don't seem like it.

01:08:21No, they are Filipinos from the north.

01:08:23She is a cousin of Isabel Presley.

01:08:25How much has this family lost?

01:08:27What low-level shit have they pulled?

01:08:29Five minutes.

01:08:31Five minutes have already passed.

01:08:32Capese.

01:08:35Alejandro, and is this how your secretary works at home?

01:08:38And what does that matter to the Filipino maid?

01:08:42Yes sir.

01:08:44The gentleman is right.

01:08:45What happens here is that there is a lot of tomato in this house.

01:08:50Who is this young woman?

01:08:51A.

01:08:52A model trying on clothes for an advertisement about...

01:08:56...about the family planning centers we are going to set up.

01:08:58Is that true, Alejandro?

01:09:01Mindanao servant street.

01:09:08The important thing here is to know where the bills are.

01:09:12That's what I'd like to know.

01:09:13According to information received at the police station,

01:09:16We suspect the money is in a square brown briefcase.

01:09:21Impossible.

01:09:22We carried a briefcase like that when we went out to drop off the poor girl...

01:09:25To our poor nature that it be oxygenated.

01:09:29That is, when we go out for a walk.

01:09:32One moment.

01:09:33A briefcase like this was in the master bedroom.

01:09:36I have seen it.

01:09:37Do you see it?

01:09:38This girl is guilty.

01:09:40Come on, you wretch, get your briefcase and come back quickly, we're leaving.

01:09:44I don't know what briefcase they're talking about,

01:09:47But there were piles of bills in this bag and now they're gone.

01:09:51But how come they're not there? What have you done with them?

01:09:52I.

01:09:53You will know.

01:09:54When she gave me back the bag, there was nothing in it but this corset.

01:09:56and I thought he was admitting to the bribe and that he wanted to get involved with me.

01:09:59Damn, what a mess.

01:10:00Oh, scandal, Alejandro!

01:10:01These weird Filipinos get into everything.

01:10:04And with a mayor like that, were we going to form an alliance?

01:10:07No way.

01:10:08Accepts bribes.

01:10:09Of course, if the terms of the alliance were good, we would turn a blind eye.

01:10:13That's right, that's right.

01:10:14But these politicians, how shameless they are!

01:10:17That's it, I'm here, everything is fixed.

01:10:19Oh, I'm here!

01:10:21Oh, I found the briefcase in the gentleman's car!

01:10:24Well, very good, everything is very good.

01:10:26You know, I've done my duty by taking this briefcase as evidence.

01:10:30And this girl is detained.

01:10:32Always at your service.

01:10:34Commissioner Rufilanchas, at your service.

01:10:36Just a moment, just a moment.

01:10:38He said before that his name was Regules, I remember it very well.

01:10:40It's the... it's the second surname.

01:10:42That is.

01:10:42Rufilanchas Regules.

01:10:43That is.

01:10:44And how do you know?

01:10:45Well, she knows it because she's like...

01:10:47As if he were my father.

01:10:48Exact.

01:10:49You've already stopped me three times, right?

01:10:50Thrice.

01:10:51Thrice.

01:10:52And this is going to be the fourth.

01:10:53Come on, you wretch.

01:10:54Good night.

01:10:54Bye bye.

01:10:54Come on, come on.

01:10:56Get out, get out quickly.

01:10:58Let's go.

01:10:59Well, Alejandro.

01:11:01You tell me what this is.

01:11:02The honest man has his secretary at home half-naked and accepts money from we don't know who.

01:11:08Don't think this is blackmail.

01:11:10But we will set the conditions for the alliance in exchange for our silence.

01:11:15The departments of Finance, Urban Planning, and Transportation are ours.

01:11:18Of course, the ones who handle the most money, look.

01:11:20The thing is that the Finance department is mine.

01:11:22Well now I'm going to keep it for myself.

01:11:27Look, this is the commissioner who's coming back for us all.

01:11:30Open up, Julio.

01:11:31If it is better.

01:11:32Come on, okay?

01:11:33You will be the mayor, but I will be the first deputy mayor.

01:11:36And I'm going to take him to the law chair.

01:11:39This could only be fixed if the house collapsed.

01:11:42This is new.

01:11:43Good night.

01:11:43Happens.

01:11:45Well, Alejandro Costa lives here.

01:11:46Yes, it's me, yes.

01:11:47Nice to meet you.

01:11:49I am a piruca.

01:11:50Well, I'll congratulate her on October 12th.

01:11:52Note that...

01:11:53Piruca.

01:11:54Massages.

01:11:55Piruca.

01:11:56Well, yes.

01:11:56He's been flirting with the...

01:11:57Wow, Pedrín!

01:11:59Come here.

01:12:01For the love of God, take her, take her.

01:12:03He's already hit it!

01:12:04But what do you mean he got it?

01:12:05She's dead!

01:12:07You take it all seriously.

01:12:09Where is Mili?

01:12:10Ah, her name is Mili.

01:12:11In the kitchen, it's in the kitchen.

01:12:12He must have put it in the refrigerator.

01:12:14No, but it would have made no difference.

01:12:15She's more dead than Felipón.

01:12:18Come with me!

01:12:19I want to see it!

01:12:19If you are praying a prayer, take it with you and pray it at home.

01:12:23You take me to her.

01:12:25Well, wait a moment, I'm going here to...

01:12:26If you tell me you're going to meditate again, I'll burn your house down.

01:12:29No no.

01:12:30I'm going to take the lady, who is the plumber, to fix the kitchen faucet.

01:12:35Alexander!

01:12:36Not to the kitchen!

01:12:37There's the tap!

01:12:39You already know!

01:12:40Yes, no, don't worry.

01:12:43That's precisely the faucet I want the plumber to fix in the kitchen.

01:12:46Ah!

01:12:47Come on, come on, come on, let's see.

01:12:49Don't go, Roberta.

01:12:50We'll fix this right away.

01:12:51What I want is for your boss to sign this document stating the terms of our alliance.

01:12:55I already had it written down.

01:12:57How did you know we were going to accept it?

01:12:59I have my reasons.

01:13:00Are you going to sign it?

01:13:01Yes or no?

01:13:02We are in your hands.

01:13:04If you count everything that has happened here today, it is the political ruin of Alexander.

01:13:07I'll be right back and we'll sign this.

01:13:11Do you see it?

01:13:12I told you everything would turn out as we had planned.

01:13:15He was right.

01:13:16We picked him in the trap.

01:13:19You can pay the lady.

01:13:22As agreed, 500,000 pesetas for you.

01:13:27I do it because I need to.

01:13:29But I feel very sorry for Don Alejandro.

01:13:31He did not accept my sexual offers nor did he accept the money.

01:13:34But she stayed with him.

01:13:36And he forced her to dress like a whore.

01:13:39That's what I don't understand.

01:13:41He brought me this absurd corset.

01:13:43I think he intended me to wear it.

01:13:45And he took the money that was in the bag.

01:13:47Don't strain yourself.

01:13:49He accepted the money and would have ended up sleeping with you.

01:13:51He's a gulf.

01:13:52As we are.

01:13:54And from gulf to gulf all the tricks are worth it.

01:13:57Now wait for them to come and sign already.

01:13:59But let him never know that I betrayed him by selling myself to you.

01:14:03There is no need to discuss this matter with anyone.

01:14:06But here's the plumber, who is she?

01:14:09Piluca, the owner of Piluca massages.

01:14:11The one I called, idiot that I am.

01:14:13Asking for a masseuse for my neck.

01:14:15That still hurts me.

01:14:16And what have you come for?

01:14:18No no.

01:14:18Apparently, he sent this sick little whore.

01:14:21Clear.

01:14:22And that's why he died in your arms.

01:14:23No no.

01:14:24Is that really it?

01:14:25That I didn't hug her even once.

01:14:26I didn't have time.

01:14:27I'm not surprised.

01:14:29Mili was very slow with all her things.

01:14:31When he was busy with a client, he never finished.

01:14:34And now why is he giving an injection to a corpse?

01:14:36Now you'll see.

01:14:37Damn, he wants to strangle me.

01:14:46Don't worry, she's just very affectionate.

01:14:47Tell me, not so much.

01:14:50It has moved.

01:14:50Hey, look at the arm.

01:14:52He has reacted well, as the doctor said.

01:14:54But now we have to take her to the hospital.

01:14:56As he was taking a long time to return, I became alarmed.

01:14:58That's why I came for her.

01:14:59Come on, so she wasn't dead.

01:15:01No, it's a form of catalepsy.

01:15:04He breathes weakly.

01:15:05And his heart beats so softly

01:15:07which is only noticeable with an electrocardiogram.

01:15:10Listen, and when you get that kind of catalepsy,

01:15:14can it go from one side to the other?

01:15:16No, not that.

01:15:18Well, it has moved.

01:15:19And he went from one room to another.

01:15:21I think that's impossible.

01:15:22Well, I'm not crazy.

01:15:23And it has moved.

01:15:24Leave it.

01:15:25You dreamed that.

01:15:26No, garamba, no.

01:15:28And that only has one explanation.

01:15:31When you came, didn't you see an inspector and a detainee leave?

01:15:34No.

01:15:34When I arrived, two inspectors were running after a couple.

01:15:38But I don't know more.

01:15:39And let's not waste any more time.

01:15:40We need to call an ambulance.

01:15:42I will do it.

01:15:43This doesn't fix anything for the opposition.

01:15:45They want you to sign this paper and they have you in their hands.

01:15:47After all, they caught you at home with a girl from your life.

01:15:50and with your party's youth representative in her underwear.

01:15:54But anyway, they are disgusting blackmailers.

01:15:57But they can bring about your social and political ruin.

01:15:59Clear.

01:15:59Come on, let's go.

01:16:00Wait, wait.

01:16:01Speedy ambulance!

01:16:02I am a piruca.

01:16:04Massages, piruca.

01:16:06Let them come and collect again, the same as always.

01:16:10Well, let's look at that document.

01:16:11Patricia doesn't know the mess she's gotten me into.

01:16:17Boss, me...?

01:16:18Yes, I know I'm very attractive.

01:16:19I would have preferred to be less so.

01:16:21It must be something I have in my sights for women.

01:16:23Is the document signed or not?

01:16:25You'll have to read it first.

01:16:26Don't they trust us?

01:16:28No.

01:16:29Hammock?

01:16:29Bring it, Julio.

01:16:31Let's sign that and get it over with.

01:16:34Oh!

01:16:34You sign and I'll open it myself.

01:16:37Wait.

01:16:38Open up, Julio.

01:16:39I'm going, I'm going.

01:16:40Okay, miss.

01:16:41They're going to keep everything.

01:16:44Firm, Alejandro, and we will go.

01:16:45Clear.

01:16:46Yes, yes.

01:16:48Hello.

01:16:50Good night.

01:16:51Do you know this couple?

01:16:53Yes, officer.

01:16:54And what's strange is that you don't know Commissioner Rendrueles.

01:16:56No.

01:16:57Rufilancha Regulet.

01:16:58Or Regulet Rufilanchas, as you wish.

01:17:00Commissioner, this is Narciso, alias Silk Hands.

01:17:05He's an old crook known to all the police who robs flats.

01:17:09We caught him out there with this briefcase and this young woman.

01:17:12He told us he was a police officer.

01:17:14He's a face.

01:17:15But the strange thing is what was in this briefcase.

01:17:18Several million pesetas.

01:17:19Well, there is an explanation for those millions.

01:17:22It's best to tell the whole truth and get it over with.

01:17:26I didn't kill her.

01:17:27First of all, I want to tell you something that has me very intrigued.

01:17:30And?

01:17:31All these bills are counterfeit.

01:17:33Fake?

01:17:34More than Judas.

01:17:35You can see it right away.

01:17:36You can't even trust your father anymore.

01:17:39A perfect hit and it turns out that you get ripped off.

01:17:42One moment.

01:17:43If that is false, this may be false too.

01:17:47Don't be silly, miss.

01:17:49Clear.

01:17:50I've been fooled too.

01:17:51Don't sign anything, Don Alejandro.

01:17:53That all this is a trap set by these scoundrels, helped by me.

01:17:57Oh, this place is full of crooks.

01:17:59Officer, you're going to be so busy arresting people, aren't you?

01:18:01Hey.

01:18:02It's just that, well, I don't understand anything, Patricia.

01:18:05But what trap is he talking about?

01:18:06These scoundrels bought me so that I would compromise him in a supposed bribe and with my love.

01:18:11This way they would make him accept the conditions of the coalition they wanted.

01:18:14Because according to their own polls, they have lost the election.

01:18:17That is a lie.

01:18:19Now, try it!

01:18:20Now I understand why one of the bundles of bills is wrapped in a piece of stationery from the Centro Reformador Party.

01:18:26Of which those gentlemen are leaders.

01:18:28Nor preparing a wad of bills properly, you know?

01:18:31I was stunned, because I had never seen so much money at once.

01:18:34But they were fake, you idiot.

01:18:36Still, there were many.

01:18:38Officer, arrest these gentlemen for attempted bribery and blackmail.

01:18:42Well, they're going to have to bring the police car from the raid.

01:18:45We don't fit!

01:18:46You'll have to try that!

01:18:49The electoral board will decide.

01:18:51Well, come on, get out.

01:18:52And wait in the fifth.

01:18:57But hey, what's going on in this house?

01:19:00Well, nothing, something's wrong.

01:19:01I think everything is very normal here.

01:19:03The ambulance too, honey?

01:19:04What ambulance?

01:19:05That.

01:19:07Where is the injured person?

01:19:08In the kitchen.

01:19:08Come with me.

01:19:10Who is where the lady is, Don Alejandro?

01:19:12My wife, my mother-in-law and my children.

01:19:13Well, except for them.

01:19:15All with me.

01:19:16Come on!

01:19:17Hey, this is the first time I've been caught with two Philippine points.

01:19:20Get out!

01:19:20Know that you are arresting a mayoral candidate!

01:19:23We will clarify this in committee.

01:19:24It's a misunderstanding!

01:19:25It will be possible.

01:19:25Okay, come on, let's go.

01:19:27Come on!

01:19:27Don Alejandro, forgive me.

01:19:29The bribery thing was false.

01:19:31But I'm still in love with you.

01:19:32Like a donkey.

01:19:33Yes, that's logical.

01:19:34Daughter, what do you hear in my eyes?

01:19:43No, it will be your ears.

01:19:44Who hears in my ears and sees in my eyes.

01:19:46Alexander!

01:19:47Calm down, honey, there's an explanation for this.

01:19:49I'm going to explain it now.

01:19:51Watch out for this.

01:19:51I'm going to explain it.

01:19:52And I didn't say anything to him.

01:19:55Step, step.

01:19:55Please make way.

01:19:58You're much better now, Don Alejandro.

01:20:00Tomorrow is new.

01:20:01I'm very sorry for the inconvenience.

01:20:03I'll send you the invoice and it's included.

01:20:06She's going to be upset.

01:20:08Because you're one of those guys she likes to make love with.

01:20:12Oh, such cute hugs!

01:20:15Bye bye!

01:20:16Alejandro, there's no way the mess in this house has a decent explanation.

01:20:21You'll see how it is, you'll see.

01:20:23Alejandro, I'm going to the police station to see what a scandal is going to happen.

01:20:26And then when dawn breaks you go to the central electoral board

01:20:28and withdraw my candidacy.

01:20:31Alexander.

01:20:32If you are my friend, you will.

01:20:34I'll be there to sign any necessary papers.

01:20:37Caesar's wife and mayors not only have to be decent, but also appear to be so.

01:20:42Berta, sleep peacefully.

01:20:44There is an explanation for all this, and your husband will give it to you.

01:20:46No, not that anymore.

01:20:48If he can do it because he has a day...

01:20:53Well, what are you doing here?

01:20:55Mom, you forgot to take the keys to the chalet.

01:20:57But hey, you're so calm, you come back home unexpectedly,

01:21:01You find it full of police officers, scoundrels, naked ladies

01:21:06and even a half-dead young woman.

01:21:08And you don't say anything?

01:21:10Mom, for the first time in your life you're going to do what I tell you or I'll break your head.

01:21:14But daughter...

01:21:14Not a daughter or anything.

01:21:16You take the children, give them a glass of milk and put them to bed.

01:21:19That my husband has to explain to me, to me alone,

01:21:22what happened tonight in this house.

01:21:24Out!

01:21:25Okay, it's up to you.

01:21:26Come on, kids, come on.

01:21:28That your mother has gone crazy

01:21:29and to think that I took her to a convent school.

01:21:33Oh!

01:21:36And now, as always, Alejandro,

01:21:39tell me the whole truth

01:21:40so that there cannot remain the slightest doubt in me.

01:21:44Ah, that's what you want, isn't it?

01:21:46Come on, I'll explain it very clearly.

01:21:50You had just left when suddenly my neck hurt a little,

01:21:54and as he had to do it to them,

01:21:56I was playing Chinese with some dwarfs far away.

01:21:59As it is not done with him, because he had asked some of them,

01:22:01He stood still and the phone had been thrown to him.

01:22:03And a T-shirt was too tight on him.

01:22:05And she came?

01:22:06And I hadn't, hadn't, hadn't,

01:22:08I had not received anything from them,

01:22:09because I was left as if overwhelmed,

01:22:11because of course, this would have happened to me.

01:22:11And he said, come, come, don't be everything.

01:22:13But as I was going,

01:22:14the person had died,

01:22:15and I, as I had approached,

01:22:17The first thing they hadn't had was them, the three of them.

01:22:19And what did you do then?

01:22:20That's what I'm getting at, I didn't do anything.

01:22:22But, but, and he said, I said, yes, we have to look.

01:22:24And since I hadn't come, I'm going slowly,

01:22:25and no, he said, police, police,

01:22:27I say, but not always, I remained very still,

01:22:29because as he had not arrived at the bulls,

01:22:31Because how am I going to go to the bullfights with Pamela?

01:22:33No wonder, you're so attractive.

01:22:37Of course, of course, and not content with that,

01:22:39because there was, it is charged from the middle of this,

01:22:40and said, bring the torreznos,

01:22:42but since I hadn't spoken to him before,

01:22:44the door has opened,

01:22:45and met her head,

01:22:46and my God, and there is the displeasure,

01:22:47and there I ask for a commercial, because I had done it to them.

01:22:50And of course, that's a bribe.

01:22:52And that's what I had told him,

01:22:54but of course, I had said it,

01:22:55because he had said,

01:22:56They are out there, let them come, let them come.

01:22:59And since not everyone had come,

01:23:00the smallest one was kept,

01:23:01but I hadn't returned it before,

01:23:03because he had brought it to him...

01:23:04And that's why Reagan quit smoking in November.

01:23:08What scoundrels?

01:23:09No, because he didn't want to sell the mantillas.

01:23:11No, I mean, when he bought the phone,

01:23:13gave it back to him,

01:23:14and of course, and when he told him,

01:23:15Oh!

01:23:16A Putraqueño missed the penalty

01:23:18to the prison in the millstone at the bottom.

01:23:21And that was all.

01:23:23Very good honey.

01:23:24Clear.

01:23:25Now that you've explained everything to me

01:23:26with meridian clarity,

01:23:28I'll tell you that I believe you,

01:23:29that I still love you,

01:23:31and that nothing and no one will be able to separate it.

01:23:33How good, how smart,

01:23:35that already...

01:23:35I'm going to give you a kiss, man.

01:23:37Only you understand me.

01:23:38What's the matter?

01:23:39I've already explained it to you before, the neck.

01:23:41That's easily fixed.

01:23:43Clear.

01:23:43We'll call a masseuse right now.

01:23:45A masseur?

01:23:46No, daughter, no.

01:23:49Hello!

01:24:19Hello!

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