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BRITCOM I
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00:01Since when did you jump out of Honor's mask?
00:03When you were out sick?
00:04For a week.
00:05I caught my dad sleeping with someone else.
00:06You're gonna have to tell Con eventually, you know.
00:08You actually think you're gonna meet your dream girl?
00:10Shut up.
00:11That's not true, is it?
00:12Now, we can get to know each other.
00:15Fully.
00:16We're some fucked up family.
00:17They're gonna put us on hook for everything.
00:19Detectives are keen to speak to three teenagers from Ireland.
00:23Can I sleep with someone else?
00:24Everything that's happened, it's not your fault, okay?
00:27Oh God!
00:28Go!
00:37At first glance, Ashdale is a typical English village.
00:40But 300 years ago, the people of this town sacrificed some of their own
00:45to save Britain from the spread of the plague.
00:48They quarantined themselves, shutting the town off from the outside world.
00:53And though hundreds died, thousands were saved.
00:57Each year, the townspeople march from the parish church to the old village
01:03to commemorate their ancestors' sacrifice.
01:06Burning straw dolls on a ceremonial pyre, symbolizing those who died.
01:12Being from Ashdale, embracing that heritage, it's about playing our part to keep the devil from the door.
01:18And each year, they add to the pyre a symbol of something they wish to purge from the world.
01:25Well, it's the centenary, so we're keen to make a big statement with our symbol this year.
01:31Something that speaks to society's problems.
01:35With everyone doing their bit, this is the town that kept out the Black Death and gave itself life.
01:42Oh no!
01:43This is stupid!
01:44Hello?
01:45What's in there?
01:46There's obviously no one here.
01:47It's the middle of the night.
01:48Why is it closed?
01:49I thought they'd have people working shifts.
01:50If you were running a huge manhunt for psycho killers, would you run it out of here?
01:51Okay, well we'll have to get in somehow.
01:52Are you sure this is a good idea?
01:53What else are we going to do?
01:54If we wait outside, we're sitting ducks.
01:55Yeah.
01:56Sitting ducks holding a drill.
01:57Please try and hide it, will you?
01:58Yeah, where?
01:59What, in my tags?
02:00Come on.
02:01Let's try around the back.
02:02There has to be another door.
02:03You have to find a weak spot.
02:04I'm not sure.
02:05I'm not sure.
02:06I'm not sure.
02:07I'm not sure.
02:08I'm not sure.
02:09I'm not sure.
02:10I'm not sure.
02:11I'm not sure.
02:12I'm not sure.
02:13I'm not sure.
02:14I'm not sure.
02:15I'm not sure.
02:16I'm not sure.
02:17I'm not sure.
02:18I'm not sure.
02:19You have to find a weak spot.
02:21Just give me a shot, will you?
02:22I know, I know.
02:23I know what I'm doing.
02:24Come on, give me a shot.
02:25You're not even using this.
02:26Shut up, Bill.
02:27I'm with the mother because I don't want to break you.
02:28Give me ten minutes.
02:33What?
02:34They're not going to sweat a window when we show them what we think.
02:38Do we really have to listen to that all night?
02:49Welcome to my world.
02:51Can we not just wake them up?
02:53Oh no, she was very clear on the phone.
02:55No check-in after 10pm.
02:57What time does the station open?
02:59The detectives won't be there until 9pm, so...
03:03Are you alright?
03:05After earlier?
03:08I'm fine.
03:12I've been saying the same thing for 10 years.
03:15Doesn't make it true, does it?
03:20I knew them.
03:22I knew all along.
03:24I'm not stupid.
03:25The more you know...
03:30The more you don't want to know.
03:37Get some sleep now.
03:39Big day ahead.
03:43Everything okay?
03:46Bit of a nasty kerfuffle.
03:51Speak when you're spoken to.
03:54I was...
03:56Barely there.
03:57I didn't even see anything.
04:01Joe's out looking.
04:03Suited and booted.
04:04He has his radio.
04:06If anyone sees them anywhere, we'll get them.
04:09What then?
04:12You don't need to worry about that.
04:14That's for the senior members of the family.
04:17Now, say your prayers and get into bed.
04:23God.
04:26We need to eat something.
04:28Oh, I need a drink.
04:29What are you doing? Don't mess with anything.
04:31Should be something here about those bodies...
04:32God.
04:38We need to eat something.
04:40Well, I need a drink.
04:41What are you doing? Don't mess with anything.
04:43There should be something here about those bodies.
04:46I mean, what was that?
04:48They're not going to leave murder files lying around, are they?
04:50These people are missing. It should be big news.
04:52Posters. They're not. There has to be something here.
04:57What are you doing?
04:59999. We can't wait till morning.
05:02Right.
05:03Have you thought about how you're going to explain all this?
05:05Emergency. Which service do you require?
05:07Hi. Hello. Yes.
05:09I need the police to come right away.
05:11Certainly, sir. What's your emergency?
05:13Well, we just need to talk to them. We'll explain everything when they get here.
05:15Tell them about the bodies.
05:16Not an emergency. Is anyone hurt?
05:18No. We're fine.
05:20But it's very urgent.
05:22Okay. So, what's the crime, sir?
05:24No. You see, we actually haven't committed a crime.
05:27We're totally innocent.
05:28We're in the police station in Ashdale and we just need someone to come.
05:32So, you're in a police station.
05:33Calling the police to get them to come to the police station.
05:36Is this a prank?
05:37No. No. We know who the killers are.
05:39We found loads of dead bodies in a slurry pit.
05:40Okay. Very funny.
05:42Go sober up.
05:43Please keep this line free for real emergencies.
05:45No. Just send the car, please.
05:48All right.
05:49You better not be wasting our time.
05:58We need clear heads when they get here.
06:00Hello. You've reached the power household.
06:22We're not in.
06:22They'd sleep through a nuclear blast.
06:28Do you want to try your place?
06:33What was it like when she left?
06:37I was just confused.
06:45I didn't know what to say to Billy, so I didn't say anything.
06:56Can I ask you a personal question?
07:00It's a bit late for that.
07:01Frank never comes near me anymore.
07:09It's as though I'm in this book.
07:14You are a beautiful woman.
07:17I don't think that's the problem.
07:20What do you think is the problem?
07:23Tell me.
07:24You know, this week has shown me you two really love your children.
07:33But you do not love each other.
07:34Not anymore.
07:40I'm sorry.
07:41Will you just give me one second?
07:43I don't know.
07:43Okay.
07:44Okay.
07:44Look, I'm sorry.
08:02No, it's okay.
08:02So you didn't have seven, 18?
08:03No, it's okay.
08:11Do you know, you and me, we just get off with each other.
08:14Get even.
08:15He wouldn't even care.
08:20You know that's not true.
08:23You could kiss me right now.
08:26It would not fix even one thing in your life.
08:32It's bald again here.
08:34Need some heat.
08:36Don't waste the petrol, Frank.
08:38Five minutes, Maureen.
08:39It's all we need.
08:41Get in, Abbey.
08:43Nothing.
08:55Not one thing.
08:56Five people missing.
08:57It should be national news.
09:00Maybe he goes deeper.
09:03Maybe everyone's in on it.
09:04What's that?
09:21It's her.
09:22It has to be.
09:24Her name is Kate.
09:26Frank Warrior Fangirl.
09:28She was.
09:29She was the girl that was killed in the woods.
09:33We don't know that.
09:34Maybe you were writing to that mentor all along.
09:37You could have been on their hook right from the start.
09:38I wasn't.
09:40They took her letters, all right, and then they killed her.
09:42How do you know?
09:42I just do.
09:44She couldn't have written what she wrote to me, all right?
09:47She genuinely cared about me, and now she's gone.
09:49We shouldn't be messing with stuff in here.
09:52Put it back.
09:52What's your problem?
09:53Nothing.
09:54We just don't know anything about her, that's all.
10:02Go easy on him, yeah?
10:03Why?
10:05She's dead, and he's being a dick about it.
10:07That's not fair.
10:09You never told him this whole trip was about her, and I never.
10:11Nobody's being honest with him.
10:38Come on.
10:39Take some.
10:40What happened to Clear Heads?
10:43You're not going to have one in a minute.
10:53What's going on?
10:59A while back, I came home early from school one day, and...
11:04Dad was there.
11:10And he was with some other woman, and they were, you know, well, not right in the middle
11:25of it, sorry.
11:26He told me to keep it a secret.
11:33He said he'd fix it.
11:40He lied about that, too.
11:44When?
11:44Remembering the time I stopped coming out of my room?
11:52Yeah.
11:55That was because of Dad.
11:57Why are you only telling me this now?
12:18You had months, Zoe.
12:20And you spent most of them acting like I did something to you.
12:25I know.
12:28I'm sorry.
12:32Come on.
12:33Just leave me alone.
12:34Rise and shine.
12:35It's 6 a.m.
12:36We're starting your day.
12:37Go right away.
12:38I didn't mean to, you know.
12:42You're telling the wrong person.
12:52Leave it.
12:54I'll make this song.
12:56Really?
12:57You actually think you're right about everything, don't you?
13:11What a horrible disease.
13:16Biggest pricks in the world always think they're right about everything.
13:21Don't be one of them, Billy.
13:27I'm so tired.
13:32Of everything.
13:43Sorry.
13:44No, that was...
13:45No, Jesus.
13:52No.
13:57I didn't...
13:59Can't...
13:59That wasn't...
14:01Oh, Jesus.
14:09How did I not see?
14:11See what?
14:14You don't have to...
14:17We nearly died, okay?
14:20You're obviously more than friends.
14:22What?
14:23We're not like...
14:25I'm not...
14:25I'm not saying that you're...
14:27It's just that Khan's...
14:28Shut the fuck up, Zoe!
14:29Shit!
14:30Sorry, sorry.
14:31Forget I said anything.
14:50What the hell was that, Zoe?
14:52I'm sorry.
14:52I didn't mean to...
14:55It's a lot through my life.
14:59I'm really sorry.
15:00You're sorry?
15:03Listen, if...
15:04If you are...
15:08Then...
15:10It's okay.
15:17Finally.
15:17It's...
15:19It's him.
15:27Who?
15:27That psycho from the co-chair.
15:29Come on, quick!
15:29Let's go.
15:59Why did you bring us into the only room with a window?
16:11I was like, he's supposed to know.
16:29No, she's not going to show it all out before she's probably drunk.
16:50You want to get us killed?
16:52What are you doing here?
16:56What are you doing here?
17:12I answered the dispatch.
17:15Yeah, sorry.
17:17Oh, we're up.
17:20Thought I'd come in early, check it out.
17:23Looks like some jokers broke in.
17:27Messing about.
17:30All gone now.
17:32OK.
17:33Well, let's get this place cleaned up and file a report.
17:39Big day, Ed, with the festival.
17:41Oh, and the team were coming down from Chesterfield after the sightings yesterday.
17:45Do you want some tea and toast?
17:47Er, please.
17:48Milk, tea, sugars.
17:49No rush.
17:50Milk, tea, sugars.
17:51No rush.
17:57It's yes,ì¹´i.
17:59We can see there.
18:00No rush.
18:14Did you think you were sure he spit?
18:23Why?
18:24I don't know.
18:54I don't know.
19:24I don't know if we're in the Texas Chainsaw or the Wicker Man here.
19:27What?
19:28It's out of one fucked up family or a whole fucked up town.
19:33I'm not waiting around to find out.
19:35Where are you going?
19:36Anywhere but here.
19:38Just keep going.
19:39Come on.
19:44No.
19:46I'm not going with her.
19:48Not after what they did to Kate.
19:52I'm going back to get the tape.
19:53Are you off your head?
19:54No.
19:55No, no, no, no, no.
19:56I'm finally seeing clearly.
19:58Why are we running?
20:00We are the ones with the drill.
20:01That doesn't make it a good idea.
20:02That's a stupid, drunken idea.
20:04This is the part in the film where you shout.
20:06Don't go back.
20:08They killed her.
20:10And I'm going to get that tape.
20:12They don't get to win.
20:13I'm not a loser, con.
20:17Come on, come on.
20:17I'm not waiting.
20:18Wait, Zoe.
20:20She's going the wrong way.
20:21Is she?
20:22Yeah, where the fuck are we?
20:23The quickest way to Chesterfield is back through these woods, past that shed.
20:27We can run in.
20:28We can grab it quickly.
20:30They'll be out looking for us, so I...
20:34Billy.
20:35Billy, don't be stupid.
20:37Billy, stop.
20:38You're being mental.
20:39Me?
20:41You're the mentaler.
20:43Your family's messed up.
20:45Yeah.
20:47Even you.
20:48Fuck you!
20:56You're a dead weight.
20:58I should have came by myself.
21:13Zoe!
21:14Zoe!
21:24Zoe!
21:25Zoe!
21:25Zoe!
21:29Zoe!
21:30This is all your fault!
21:33the other one who's the weirdo
21:39but me
21:40Zoe
21:45I know it's hard to hear this
21:48but the evidence against them is substantial
21:50and when we find them they're going to be arrested
21:53and then they're going to be charged
21:54oh really
21:55so that's it is it
21:57I don't know what else to say
21:58thanks for coming all this way
22:01but unless they're getting contact somehow
22:02there's not really much you can do
22:03just let us do our jobs
22:06now what job is this eh
22:07because it seems you have been standing around
22:09while everyone else is coming with pitchfucks
22:11well I can assure you nothing like that is going to happen
22:14they are going to be arrested and charged
22:17and then given a fair trial by a majesty's court
22:19hang on a second
22:20isn't it supposed to be innocent until proven guilty
22:22well that's for the jury
22:24all we care about is who we need to arrest
22:26and right now that is your kids
22:28now I know
22:30I know you probably thought they were little angels
22:33but this
22:34this is what happens about proper discipline
22:36you see the thing is
22:37I don't think this is helping them
22:39oh wind your neck in Lisa
22:40no one asked you to row in
22:42your children
22:46are guilty
22:47face facts
22:48they're not who you thought they were
22:51what an absolute prick
22:54Maureen
22:54look about
22:56yesterday in the
22:58you know
23:00I think we should talk about it
23:01are you actually serious
23:03I can't deal with this now
23:04okay
23:05we'll talk about it later
23:06he thinks he knows everything
23:07that man has no tact
23:08yeah it's kind of annoying isn't it
23:10they're already tried and convicted here
23:12we need to find them before the police do
23:14well we are going to need a full tank of petrol
23:16okay
23:16okay
23:46please god
23:49just get me the fuck out of here
23:51sorry for cursing
23:54I just want to go back to being normal
23:59and I promise I'll be normal
24:05I promise I'll be normal
24:35Fancy a lift, look?
25:05Put it down, son.
25:31So what to get a reliable battery?
25:38Look, I don't want any trouble, all right?
25:46I just want to take my tape and go home.
25:51Those things have poisoned your mind.
25:53You're the one who's fucking poisoned.
26:00I read your letters, you know.
26:05What you needed was a good mother.
26:07Don't you dare talk about my mother.
26:14What are you doing?
26:15Oh.
26:16Oh.
26:17Oh.
26:18Oh.
26:19Oh.
26:20Oh.
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