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00:01We're down to the last tape. William Asher's Nightmare Maker.
00:05Yeah, what about hitting up that sexy pen pal of yours?
00:07We're going to England. She has the tape. Nightmare Maker.
00:10We get the tape, we sell the collection, we pay back the money.
00:14How do you pay for the ferry, the bus, everything? Your sister?
00:17You shitheads want to come to a party?
00:19So good in ambulance!
00:21Soon as I get my cut, I'm moving out.
00:23Excuse me? Her cut?
00:30What?
00:52Zoe!
01:00Oh!
01:06For the love of God.
01:08Hot!
01:10Shhh!
01:12Shhh!
01:14Shhh!
01:15Shhh!
01:16Shhh!
01:18Shhh!
01:20Shhh!
01:21Shhh!
01:22Technology!
01:23Tonight's 60 minute headlines.
01:26Tonight's 60-minute headlines.
01:31With the miners back at work, anger is still in the air.
01:36We'll be reporting from one community who are finding it hard to move on.
01:42Five months out from the September deadline,
01:44we'll be looking at what video classification means for the so-called video nasties.
01:51Police appear no closer to catching the IRA bombers
01:55who killed five people in Brighton last October.
01:58Tensions remain high, with soldiers posted in airports and harbours
02:02to prevent further attacks.
02:14Can I have that?
02:15No, it's mine.
02:16No, the bike.
02:19Fuck's sake, Colin.
02:22This happens every time we get the bus.
02:24We're not even moving yet.
02:26Just stick your fingers down your throat and be done with it.
02:28No.
02:30You're so miserable, and it'll come out eventually.
02:40Okay, just be cool.
02:43Do you relax?
02:44He doesn't care about your tapes. He won't come near you.
02:47Why not?
02:48I'm not being funny, but you don't exactly look like you're in the IRA.
02:50It's all the same.
03:12Nice hours all the same.
03:16So, what's the plan?
03:17I want to know we're going to get this done.
03:20And then what?
03:21You're going to move out?
03:23Sleep on a park bench, become one of those crazy bag ladies?
03:25Are you going to tell me what we're doing,
03:27or is this going to be the kind of trip
03:29where I have to hold your dicks every time you piss?
03:32What the fuck, Zoe?
03:34That's your brother.
03:39When we get off the bus,
03:40we walk to Ashdale.
03:42Pitch up on a campsite.
03:43Then we meet her in the pub tomorrow at lunchtime.
03:46Our three tapes
03:47for her nightmare maker.
03:49Done deal.
03:50I'm sure you'll find a way to fuck it up.
04:11Okay.
04:12By now, I'll cheer you up.
04:14Top five kill scenes.
04:15Jesus.
04:15Letterface.
04:19The first kill on Kirk.
04:20When it comes straight out of nowhere.
04:21Okay.
04:22Although it's formally quite basic.
04:24For me, Halloween.
04:26The opening POV show
04:27when Minnie Michael Mars kills his sister.
04:29Oh, you like the sister killers, do you?
04:31Depends on the sister, Zoe.
04:33The omen.
04:33Damien killing his nanny.
04:35Technically, she kills herself.
04:37Yeah, but he makes her do it.
04:39I'll allow it.
04:42Suspiria.
04:43With the stained glass window.
04:44Yes.
04:44Yes.
04:45The score.
04:46The light and that sound design.
04:48Oh, that rhythm.
04:49Every time she gets stabbed.
04:51Oh, for fuck's sake.
04:52I'm sick of listening to this shit.
04:54Do any fellas get killed in these films?
04:57Or are they all just sexist and rapey?
05:00What is she talking about?
05:01Your kill scenes.
05:03That one's even in the lip.
05:04How disappointing.
05:05That's not what I'm watching for.
05:07Some of them are just funny.
05:09I mean, Evil Dead is basically just slapstick.
05:11Okay, yeah.
05:12Well, when they're not funny.
05:13When some girl's just getting stabbed over and over again.
05:16Do you look away at all?
05:18Or do you feel a little tingle in your trousers?
05:20Hmm?
05:21What the fuck, Zoe?
05:22We're just trying to enjoy ourselves here.
05:25And I didn't say we liked all of them.
05:26Some of them are shit.
05:28They're just on the list.
05:29They're part of the collection.
05:30You didn't answer.
05:31What do you do when you're watching that shit?
05:33What do you do?
05:34All right, then you answer if he won't.
05:38Go on.
05:43I close my eyes and I say a prayer, okay?
05:45Of course you do.
05:46Leave me alone.
05:49Really?
05:50Because I've never seen you do that.
05:52Yeah, because you never look away.
05:54Yeah, that's because I can take it.
05:55Is that not the whole fucking point?
05:56What do you know anyway?
05:59You're the freak who locked herself in her bedroom for a month.
06:01Hmm.
06:26Oh.
06:34Zoe.
06:36What are you doing, hon?
06:37Uh, free last class.
06:39You?
06:41I, uh...
06:43I clocked off early, you know what?
06:46Need to light on.
06:51Is my mum home?
06:52I didn't see your car.
06:52Come on, Frankie.
06:56Let's have a ride in the shower.
07:05Go to your room.
07:08Go to your room!
07:09Go to your room!
07:22For the lady.
07:30And the gentleman.
07:32Good morning, Eve.
07:33You don't need to be so polite.
07:34We go way back.
07:35This is respect.
07:36I don't do polite.
07:37And it's obey.
07:38Like it always was.
07:43There's no milk?
07:45Jesus, Frank.
07:46It's a foreign thing.
07:48There's no biscuits either.
07:49Don't be talking about the biscuits.
07:52We've bigger fish to fry.
07:55Let me get this straight.
07:57No sign of Zoe.
07:58Her friends haven't seen her.
08:00They won't tell you anything about the party.
08:02You call the scouts and there's no camping trip.
08:06And Billy said he was gone camping with Conn, so...
08:08We've all done a runner together.
08:10Yeah, but where?
08:11And why would Zoe go with them?
08:12I knew she'd been saying all that stuff about grinding her.
08:15Really?
08:16Do you want to do this again?
08:18He's fine.
08:19I can wait until you have finished quarreling.
08:23Billy said he was going camping.
08:25He plans to be back.
08:27These boys know what they are doing.
08:28And you know, sometimes the more you know,
08:32the more you don't want to know.
08:33You know?
08:34Why do I feel like you're hiding something from us?
08:36Look, we're wasting time.
08:37We should contact the guards for the process.
08:39It's okay, relax.
08:40I tell you what I know, but let's not involve the police.
08:44The boys I work with at the port have a good thing going on.
08:47I won't be the one to spoil it for them.
08:48What's that got to do with our kids?
08:53Yeah.
08:53Okay, look.
08:57I don't know where they are, but I know someone who might.
09:00It's like hell up in the video shop.
09:14Well, I take that as a huge compliment.
09:16You're sick.
09:17You're genuinely sick.
09:18And they just keep on coming.
09:32I don't mind all this Hollywood stuff.
09:33This is just a sample of what I have out the back.
09:37So, these are the video nasties, then?
09:40I miss you.
09:41Hugs and kisses.
09:43Doesn't look so bad.
09:45Because he's wearing a wet t-shirt.
09:46Of course.
09:47This isn't our car.
09:48This is not him.
09:51This is you.
09:53This is you and your strange son leading him astray.
09:57Strange?
09:58Hmm.
09:58You think I like these films?
10:00No.
10:01I like to see him working for something.
10:03That's more important to me.
10:04Right.
10:05Come on then.
10:06What do you know?
10:07Well, I know they got a lead on the last tape.
10:09Some girl in the UK.
10:11I don't know what her name is or where she lives,
10:14but if I was to guess, I'd say that's what they are.
10:17In the UK?
10:18They're out of the country?
10:20With a load of Brits?
10:22God, anything could happen to them.
10:24Probably be locked up for getting in the IRA.
10:26At least we know where to find them.
10:28That's true.
10:28Look, I will say this.
10:31Them two boys, they're good kids.
10:34You don't need to be worried about them.
10:36They're not, you know, what they watch.
10:40Which is probably just as well.
10:43Do you think this is funny?
10:44Which, the film or the situation?
10:46Because, I mean, neither is a barrel of laughs.
10:48I'm out of here.
10:48I'm out of here.
10:50Okay.
10:51Maybe we should take a breath before someone have a Neville's break down.
10:54I've got to call the guards.
10:55I've got to call the guards.
10:56Whoa, you're not calling the guards.
10:58Maureen, wait.
11:01Darbisha.
11:02If TJ says they've gone to that girl, that's where she is.
11:05Billy, he writes to a P.O. box there.
11:07They are not in some big dangerous city, okay?
11:09They'll be back.
11:10Don't make this complicated.
11:12I am telling you, if they don't call me tonight to tell me they're safe, we'll do what we have to.
11:18And you wonder why Eileen left?
11:20Come on, Frank.
11:21Prince.
11:28Prince.
11:33Prince.
11:33How long is this walk?
11:49Just a few hours.
11:51Hours?
11:52With all this gear, you're for real.
11:54No, we'll hitch.
11:55No, we won't.
11:56We stick to the plan.
11:58We're never even going to make it to this stupid campsite in time to get a spot.
12:01Right, Con?
12:02Suit yourself.
12:03We're walking.
12:03Don't move, Con.
12:07Don't be a sap.
12:08Con.
12:10You don't have to jump because he said so.
12:12Seriously.
12:12Don't fuck with me.
12:13I don't know, okay?
12:15I'm wrecked.
12:16I feel like shit.
12:17This isn't fucking fun.
12:18Can we all just get along, please?
12:19You lot, need directions?
12:29I just saw you.
12:31Pouring over that map.
12:32Yeah, we're not lost.
12:34Actually, we're heading just...
12:35Ashdale.
12:36We're looking for Ashdale.
12:37Oh.
12:40Right you'd be.
12:41Straight down that road.
12:43You're going in wrong direction.
12:45Long way to walk, though.
12:47All that gear.
12:49Any chance of a lift?
12:54Be a tight squeeze.
12:56Please?
13:01All right, go on then.
13:03Hop in.
13:03Oh, Klaus, thank you.
13:04The dervish are welcome.
13:05Put your stuff in back.
13:07What's that big needle thing?
13:16For the cows.
13:18You're in farm country now.
13:20You don't look like a farmer.
13:23I'm not.
13:26I had to use it on the dog.
13:27I will want to carry on
13:32I can save your bread for you
13:35I'm not.
13:36I'm not.
13:47I'm not.
13:49You're not much small talk, are you?
14:07You over for commemoration or something?
14:10Commemoration?
14:12Ashdale, love.
14:13Famous. Famous for the plague.
14:16Sounds lovely.
14:17Historically.
14:21People here quarantined, stopped the spread of the Black Death.
14:25These Midlands wouldn't be alive if it weren't for what our ancestors did.
14:29There's a big centenary thing this week.
14:31Everyone gets dressed up in medieval clubber.
14:34There's a big bonfire and whatnot.
14:37Yeah, well, we're not staying long, so...
14:39Strange, that. Hearing a paddy accent from one of your lot.
14:51Oh, sorry.
14:53Is paddy not allowed anymore?
14:54Can't keep up.
15:04Yeah.
15:05Picked it up at car boot sale.
15:07Helps me beat the traffic.
15:09All these strikes, picket lines, they pop up everywhere.
15:13Bloody scroungers.
15:15Pop it down.
15:17Sorry.
15:17That's it.
15:22It's a cold night for camping.
15:25Do you know, I bet my mum would have you.
15:27Ripple price.
15:29She used to run places, guest house.
15:31Could take you there, everyone.
15:34Yeah, I am.
15:35I think we're fine.
15:37Yeah, just an idea.
15:39What do you think, love?
15:41Camps ice ground.
15:42Thanks.
15:42Sure.
15:44There's plenty of room.
15:46Although maybe...
15:47Some of us might have to share.
15:50Hey, stop!
15:51Oi!
15:52What are you doing?
15:53What am I doing?
15:54What are you talking about?
15:55It's just a joke.
15:57Some people, you're so touchy.
15:59Do that again, you'll need a bandage around, alright?
16:01Alright, keep your knickers on, mother.
16:02Excuse me!
16:03Excuse you?
16:05You know, if you're gonna be such a stuck-up bitch...
16:09Get out, walk.
16:11What?
16:12Wait, where's Ashdale?
16:14There's a trail, through the woods.
16:17Now get the fuck around.
16:18What the fuck?
16:36Alright?
16:38I wasn't cool what he did, no.
16:42Wait, wait, wait.
16:52Look, we've got torches, an ex-boy scout with us.
17:19We'll get a fire going.
17:21What else do we need?
17:22Walking trail.
17:23This way.
17:31Top five cabin in the woodstones.
17:32Don't even think about it.
17:35For me, it has to...
17:36No.
17:36No.
17:40Okay.
17:41Top five campfire scenes.
17:42Shut up, Billy.
17:44How do we even know this is the way to Ashdale, huh?
17:46Are we really trusting that creep?
17:49We're heading in the right direction.
17:50Alright, relax.
17:51It's gonna be fine.
17:52What was that?
17:58It's nothing, just some animal.
18:01Just some animal.
18:03Tiger's just some animal.
18:04It's not a fucking tiger, is it?
18:06Why are you acting like you're not scared?
18:07Wink.
18:37I'm feeling we're not on the walking trail anymore.
18:49All right, let's not push it.
18:51Let's just find a spot and camp up before it gets any darker.
18:54Aye.
19:07I feel like a million quid now.
19:17I'm finally starting to join this trip.
19:19No, it hasn't gone exactly how I pictured it, you know?
19:22Not the best trailer for next year.
19:23I forget next year.
19:25This is what it's all about, man.
19:27Let's make the most of it.
19:32Uh, I have some questions.
19:34Where did you get that?
19:35On the floor.
19:35You need to be more careful with your love letters.
19:38Zoe. Zoe.
19:39Corio.
19:40Stop.
19:40Bang.
19:43Relax.
19:45Someone has to have eyes on this.
19:47This girl could be playing you like a fiddle.
19:49Yeah, well, she's not, all right?
19:50Yeah, how do you know?
19:51Because she's genuine.
19:52She's not full of shit like your mates.
19:54You don't even know them.
19:55Well, I see them.
19:57I see you.
19:59Dying to be the same as everyone else.
20:00You need to stop confusing being weird with being interesting.
20:03You need to stop confusing being popular with being a bitch.
20:05Can we just stop?
20:06No.
20:06We've been writing letters to each other for ages, all right?
20:09We've exchanged tapes already.
20:11I've seen photos of her collection, and she's seen mine.
20:14Oh, my God.
20:15You actually like her.
20:19Look at you.
20:20Oh, spiky, like I just insulted your girlfriend.
20:24I'm scarlet for you.
20:25You actually think you're going to come over here and meet your dream girl.
20:29Shut up.
20:30Some fucking cool girl, and you're going to make a connection over shite movies.
20:34It's pathetic.
20:34That's not true, is it?
20:40No.
20:44I mean, she did say her folks were away.
20:46It's not what this whole trip is about.
20:47No, it's not.
20:47No, look, I don't need to listen to this shit, all right?
20:49She's not a liar.
20:51Unlike you.
20:54What's that supposed to mean?
20:55Oh, come on.
20:55We know you were having some sort of nervous breakdown, or whatever they call it.
21:01That's why you weren't in school.
21:02And that's why you wouldn't leave your room.
21:06Billy, don't.
21:07No, some people were saying you were up to Duff, knocking it in the head in Liverpool.
21:12Other people were saying eating disorder.
21:15But me and Con, we both know you're just mental.
21:24That's not what I...
21:27Great.
21:30She started.
21:30Why can't you just be nice to each other?
21:33Grow up, Con.
21:34I love you.
21:46No, don't know.
21:49All right.
21:50Don't know.
21:51Don't do my feelings.
21:51I don't mind.
21:51Let it roll.
21:55Bye.
21:56Don't do my breakthrough.
21:59Should I have understood or, should I be so sorry for this song?
22:02Come on.
22:32Come on.
23:02Come on.
23:04Come on.
23:05There's someone.
23:06There's someone.
23:07There's someone out there.
23:08He had a mask and I thought he was going to go on.
23:09No, hey.
23:10Hey.
23:11Hey.
23:12Stop here.
23:13There's someone out there, Con.
23:14No, no.
23:15What's going on?
23:16She thinks she saw someone over there.
23:17I don't think of anything.
23:18He was right there.
23:20You don't believe me.
23:21No, I do.
23:22It's just...
23:23Just...
23:24Word, Con.
23:25I won't make this up.
23:26OK, if you say so.
23:30Look, you're after me.
23:32She's been a little messed up, Leggy.
23:34What?
23:36You wanna do this now?
23:38Con, you're another half of it!
23:41Wilton, just tell me.
23:43Maybe just some kids messing around.
23:45No, no, Billy, it wasn't just some kids, Billy.
23:47I saw him, he had a weird mask, he was right there!
23:51Okay.
23:53So, are we talking slasher, or is it like some mad pagan folk horror shit?
23:58Shut the fuck up, Billy!
24:02Look, I believe you, alright?
24:08And if I was some fucking psycho, we need to leave right now.
24:11What? No! No, no, no, no, no, no!
24:13We gotta stick to the plan, alright?
24:15Remember, there's that festival thingy on.
24:18That was just locals playing dress-up.
24:20There's nothing to worry about.
24:22I promise you, Zoe.
24:24Fine. Whatever.
24:27Just stick to your plan, then.
24:29But it's on you if someone comes into the tent tonight and slits our throats!
24:33Fine by me. I'll be dead anyway.
24:35Great. Well, at least both of you can agree on one thing.
24:38Not listen to me.
24:40I'll be dead anyway!
24:43I'll be dead anyway, Biden.
24:48I'll be dead lightly.
24:51Awe, aaa...
24:52Awe, aaa, aaa...
24:55Awe, aaa...
24:56Awe, aaa...
24:58Go, go, go, go!
25:11Go, go, go, go!
25:28Go, go, go, go!
25:34Ah!
25:35Ah!
25:36Ah!
25:37Ah!
25:38Ah!
25:39Ah!
25:40Ah!
25:41Ah!
25:42Ah!
25:43Ah!
25:44Ah!
25:45Ah!
25:46Ah!
25:47You Mr. Power?
25:49Mooring?
25:58Oh, Jesus.
26:00Is this a...
26:02bad news thing?
26:05Well, that depends.
26:07Right, now we're just looking to speak to young Khan.
26:10Is he in?
26:11Oh, Jesus Christ.
26:13Oh, my heart.
26:15Why did you take your hat off with a big depressed head, didn't you?
26:18What do you mean?
26:19That's my face.
26:21Look, I just need a word.
26:24We've had a report about money being stolen from that school.
26:27Depth Fund.
26:34You know, this place looks like Camp Crystal Lake.
26:37Yeah, it does.
26:38Where's Camp Crystal Lake?
26:40It's where Jason drowned.
26:42Who's Jason?
26:43Jesus, Owen.
26:44Have you ever even seen a horror movie?
26:47I've seen The Elephant Man.
26:48Does that count?
26:49No.
26:50No!
26:51It's embarrassing.
26:57The Elephant Man.
26:58A
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