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00:00Previously on Celebs Go Dating.
00:03Oh my God, we're off to Kent.
00:05An away trip saw some of the celebs sent to the countryside
00:09to get mucky with some fresh meat.
00:11You're here to date some new folks.
00:14On arrival, Liv fessed up to Paul.
00:16Me and Louis have been meeting up quite a bit.
00:23They treat you like you're like their girlfriend,
00:25and it's like they just dismiss your feelings.
00:28You have to end it.
00:30Sam and Louis were sent picnicking with four new hotties.
00:34This is the best picnic I've ever been on.
00:36But ended up nitpicking each other.
00:38You didn't do shit, mate.
00:39Is this a Louis picnic?
00:40Do you know what, mate? You take over.
00:42While four fresh hunks got their rods out for the girls.
00:45Pull it back and swing for it. You're in it.
00:47And while Kerry struggled to take the bait.
00:49Give it a good tug.
00:50You don't even bought me dinner.
00:51Liv netted a good time with monster catch kills.
00:54Oh, it's nice to have a cuddle.
00:56I'm a big cuddle, though.
00:57While Donna was left hoping there'd be more fish in the pond.
00:59Oh, my God, I caught something, guys.
01:01You've got the biggest branch.
01:03Then tasked by Paul to pick the next day's date,
01:06the celebs threw a house party.
01:08Oh, yeah, we look so cool.
01:10Kerry got a big surprise from her gatecrasher Paolo.
01:12Sorry I'm late, guys.
01:14Ah!
01:15Sam asked out Mahan.
01:16You've got your shit together.
01:17And I think it's really attractive.
01:19Is it?
01:20Like tomorrow, I want to go on a day with you.
01:21All right.
01:22And then rival Louis selected, then snogged Alana.
01:26Much to the shock of past flame Liv, who saw the whole thing again.
01:31Oh, God.
01:32OK, let's go get a drink, eh?
01:36He can't give me commitment, he can't give me communication, he can't even give me the bare minimum.
01:48Yeah.
01:50Like, why am I...
01:55But, like, seeing that kiss, that's just like...
01:58Yeah.
01:59Come on, Liv.
02:01Cheers to our first date tomorrow.
02:03Our first date tomorrow.
02:04Why don't you just speak to him and just kind of...
02:07Just dead it off.
02:08I think it's pretty clear it is, but just to have that clarity of, like, come on.
02:12Yeah.
02:13He's actually taking the piss now, like, you're taking the piss.
02:16If that's how you feel, I think you should do it.
02:19Yeah.
02:20Do you know what?
02:21I've had enough now.
02:22Donna's right.
02:23I'm going to go and pull Louis and I'm going to put this to an end.
02:26Oh, God, it looks like Liv's about to rip him a new one.
02:29And I'm here for it.
02:33Yeah, yeah.
02:34It's going warm, actually.
02:35How are you doing?
02:36I'm good.
02:37It's been a bit of a weird one, hasn't it?
02:38Yeah.
02:40Yeah, I think, um, I feel comfortable with you.
02:43I think you're stunning.
02:45Hang on.
02:46Is Louis getting in there first?
02:47But, like, I just can't give you what you need.
02:49Yeah.
02:50Do you know what I'm saying?
02:51I just think I've just been so, like, vulnerable with you.
02:53It just feels like you've kind of just, like, thrown it back in my face.
02:58I think you have thrown it in your face, though.
03:00That's how it feels.
03:02Okay.
03:03I respect how you feel.
03:05I think you're here for a very different reason.
03:08Like, I'm here to actually find someone.
03:10Mm-hmm.
03:11And, like, obviously, like, walking in and, like, seeing you kiss that girl.
03:14Like, it's just, like...
03:16It's what it is, isn't it?
03:21So much like I like to play.
03:23I feel like my journey has, like, been so, like, distracted by you.
03:27And now I just need to focus on myself and you focus on yourself.
03:31Mm-hmm.
03:32Mm-hmm.
03:33He sort of already has, Liv.
03:35That's been half the problem.
03:36Okay.
03:43Nice.
03:44Well...
03:45Okay.
03:46Appreciate you.
03:47Have a lovely night.
03:48You too.
03:49Good night.
03:50Time for me to go to bed.
03:55But it's over now.
04:02Hey!
04:05Although that was difficult, I'm actually really glad we had that chat.
04:09This whole thing with Louis is done now and Kels is looking really good.
04:13So I'm gonna move in that direction.
04:15Oh, yeah.
04:16Kels surprise.
04:17Forgot about him.
04:18Massive bloke.
04:19You happy I'm back?
04:20I'm so happy I'm back.
04:21I'm a bit cold, though.
04:23You got cold?
04:24I got you.
04:25Oh, gentlemen.
04:27It's cold.
04:30I'm gonna milk this, though.
04:31I mean, there's literally a blanket right next to you, Liv.
04:34Absolute piss take.
04:35Oh, so poor gentleman.
04:38Do you like the red?
04:39Banging.
04:40I feel like I'm like a Christmas gift rat present.
04:43So that means I've got to wrap you later?
04:45No.
04:46Hooray!
04:47Well, you walked right into that one.
04:48I'm so shy.
04:49So shy.
04:50Yeah, I've heard of you, like, you've been struggling, haven't you?
04:53Yeah, I have.
04:54I think I lost myself a bit, but she's back.
04:59Yeah?
05:00She's back, baby.
05:01She's back, baby.
05:02Better than ever.
05:03Better than ever.
05:04It's good to have you back, Liv.
05:06Never gonna let you.
05:07Never gonna let you.
05:08Paul came earlier and said we could choose someone from the fishing date to take on another
05:13date.
05:14Yeah.
05:15And I'd love it to be here.
05:16Me.
05:17Thanks for picking me.
05:18He's going in.
05:19Oh, just the back of the red.
05:21I'm looking forward to it, though.
05:22Appreciate you.
05:23I think we'll have a nice time.
05:24You're gonna have a great day.
05:27Oh, he's going in again.
05:29This geezer loves a head kiss.
05:33Aim for the lips next time, yeah, girls?
05:35Right, and on that note, I think that's quite enough fun for one evening.
05:39How you get, you lot.
05:40You've got a busy day of dating tomorrow and no one likes a wrinkly pecker.
05:48And I wanted your love home.
05:51It's morning in the Garden of England, and what better way to prepare for an afternoon
05:54of romance and an alfresco breakfast?
05:57Or, as it's otherwise known, some pastries and fruit from the local Tesco Metro.
06:02Look at that.
06:03Oh, you have done a good job, haven't you?
06:06Thank you, darling.
06:07I love to host.
06:08Like shit did you lay all that out.
06:10What a joy to wake up to, eh?
06:12What an absolute joy.
06:13Hopefully the cat's not licked any of it.
06:16Cat?
06:17Oh, watch out, he's got pastry liquor written all over him.
06:20We've had a tetanus jab, it's fine.
06:22Do you want some orange juice back?
06:24I'll have a bit of orange juice.
06:25Yeah.
06:26So how are you feeling about last night, the chat with Louis?
06:30Yeah, so it was kind of brief.
06:33Yeah.
06:34I just said, like, he can't give me what I need, and that I'm going to focus on my journey
06:39and he's going to focus on his.
06:41And we kind of just called it quits.
06:44Babe, you've just got to protect your heart.
06:46I think so.
06:47Yeah.
06:48Waking up this morning, I'm even more confident that I've made the right decision chatting
06:51to Louis last night.
06:53Now I just want to move forward and enjoy my date with cows today.
06:57Well, the arrival of one loudmouthed northerner should be the perfect distraction.
07:01Morning, me little chickadees, me little potter bunnies.
07:06Who put a spring in her step this morning?
07:08Oh yeah, it starts with a P and ends with an O.
07:10And I ain't talking about the paparazzo lurking in the bushes.
07:13Are we diddling on this lovely fine morning?
07:17Diddling pretty well until Quacks and Katona arrived.
07:20I love mornings.
07:21Morning's the favourite time of day.
07:23How's everyone feeling?
07:24Good, thanks.
07:25How are you?
07:26I'm really good.
07:27Did we get a little surprise yesterday?
07:29No.
07:30So cute.
07:32With the flowers as well.
07:34Do you have no idea who's going?
07:35No idea.
07:36You seem smitten.
07:37Mm-hmm.
07:38Are you?
07:39Oh.
07:40Yep, she is one smitten kitten.
07:42I hope Halos had his tennis jab.
07:44So happy for you.
07:45Is there any red flags, do you think?
07:47Not that I've seen yet.
07:48Yeah.
07:49But I get scared quite easily.
07:52As much as I like him, it's only been seven months.
07:55Yeah.
07:56Since I spoke with my ex.
07:58Yeah.
07:59Am I ready for a relationship?
08:00Because I think he definitely is.
08:02Right.
08:03But then when are you ready?
08:05I don't know, but I really, really like him.
08:07Yeah, just going with it.
08:08I think he's lovely.
08:09I'm just going with the flow.
08:10Yeah.
08:11This morning I am full of beans.
08:12I am so happy that Paolo turned up last night to surprise me.
08:15I can see this is going in the right direction,
08:18but it is all really new to me and I still look a bit scared.
08:21Did you ask anyone out last night?
08:23No.
08:24No.
08:25So I think I'm going to call Anna today.
08:26Mm-hmm.
08:27Yeah?
08:28I'm going to try and get a little bit of advice from her really.
08:30Yeah, I think that's best.
08:31See if they've got any other options for you, which I'm sure they have.
08:33Yeah.
08:34What about Kels?
08:35He's quite fit.
08:36Very cute.
08:37I think he's lovely.
08:38Yeah.
08:39I asked him out on a date.
08:40Did you?
08:41Yeah.
08:42So we're going on a date.
08:43Well, everyone's clearly been dreaming of love and hello.
08:45Sam's been dreaming about Top Gun again by the looks of things.
08:48Morning, my freak.
08:49Hello.
08:50This is like the perfect brekkie.
08:51My God!
08:52Sam appears to have woken up in 1989.
08:54You guys okay?
08:55Yeah.
08:56You okay?
08:57Yeah, she was okay until you turned up wearing the same jacket as her.
08:59Have you kissed anybody yet, sir?
09:01Huh?
09:02Have you kissed anybody?
09:03This big kiss chase thing.
09:04I haven't kissed anyone, no.
09:05Keep calling it a kiss chase and you won't be locking licks with anyone ever again.
09:09It's good though.
09:10I'm trying to not just kiss impulsively.
09:13Yeah.
09:14Right.
09:15Louie's doing that, you know?
09:16Is he?
09:17I'd noticed.
09:18He's a good case study of how I kind of don't want to be.
09:20Yeah.
09:21So...
09:23I agree.
09:24I strongly agree.
09:25So the more he kisses, the more I almost don't want to.
09:28Yeah.
09:29Sam is killing it in this jacket.
09:30Yeah, he snubbed another one last night.
09:32Yeah?
09:33Yeah.
09:34Who did you fancy last night?
09:35Um...
09:36Mahan.
09:37Mahan.
09:38She was a really pretty girl.
09:39We got on really well.
09:40There was chemistry.
09:41For the first time since the agency, I felt chemistry.
09:43Oh!
09:44Really?
09:45Yeah.
09:46I'm actually excited and intrigued.
09:47That's good.
09:48So we'll see what happens.
09:49I'm really excited that I met Mahan at the agency.
09:51There's some sort of chemistry and I'm excited to see where it goes on our next day.
09:56Last night, speaking of Louis, I saw he had all the birds around him.
09:59Yeah.
10:00And I actually said to you, didn't I, go over there and tell him to go and you did it.
10:04I'm very intrigued by Louie.
10:06He's a lovely guy, but he's just...
10:07He's a great case.
10:08He must get bad neck.
10:09Like, he never knows where to look.
10:11He's looking all the way.
10:12It's like...
10:13Hello, someone's ears are burning.
10:17Here comes the walking erection.
10:19What?
10:20What on again?
10:21Hey!
10:22Good morning, little lad.
10:23How are we doing?
10:24How are you?
10:25How are we diddling?
10:26Perfectly normal way to enter a picnic bench.
10:28How is everyone?
10:29Still frosty by the look of it.
10:32How's your head?
10:33Hurt him.
10:34How's your neck?
10:35I think I've drunk a little bit.
10:36The old leather-back prince is on fire today.
10:39What?
10:40What?
10:41Nothing.
10:43I just didn't tell you you'd kiss someone last night.
10:46Pardon?
10:47You kissed somebody again last night.
10:48Did I?
10:49That's what these people all just told me.
10:51Yeah, I think I did.
10:52Who did you kiss?
10:53Um...
10:54She was in the red.
10:55Oh, Christ, he can't remember her name, can he?
10:57Again!
10:58Do you like her?
10:59Um...
11:00I don't know.
11:01You don't have to kiss someone, you know?
11:04I beg to differ.
11:05Yeah.
11:06Because now it tells me how.
11:08Her tonsils taste?
11:09How you move, how you feel, how you talk, how you walk.
11:13Honestly, Shakespeare.
11:18Savage from Sam this morning.
11:20He's on fire.
11:21I love him in this jacket.
11:23What is wrong with Sam this morning?
11:25Well, other than his jacket, he's firing off at me straight out the gate.
11:29Well, Sam, let's see if you can eat what you're dishing out.
11:34I think we're doing a double date.
11:35Oi.
11:36Yeah, I might have to show how it's done a little bit.
11:38I feel like you've been struggling.
11:39Oh, here we go.
11:40Let battle commence.
11:41Well, because I don't kiss them.
11:42Yeah.
11:43Yeah.
11:44I'm taking a girl.
11:50I don't know why we're all laughing because he's actually being serious, Sam.
11:59I'm not waiting.
12:05Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating, where after failing to catch a date at yesterday's fishing trip,
12:10Donna's found a quiet spot away from the others and that bloody cat to check in with Adubs.
12:17Anna.
12:18My lovely Donna.
12:20How are things going?
12:21Give me the tea.
12:22Oh, awful, you know.
12:23Are you being serious?
12:24Well, look, I mean, I had a lovely day because I haven't gone fishing in a long time,
12:28so it was really nice to do the activity.
12:31However, there was no fish outside the pond, as it were.
12:36You know what I mean?
12:38I'm not sure she does, to be honest, Donna.
12:41Even the sheep looked confused.
12:42It sounds like it was a bit fishy.
12:44The whole date was just a bit fishy.
12:45It was a bit fishy.
12:47Don't mention fish around that, greedy bastard.
12:49He's already had five panu raisons, and unless you want your legs to become a scratching
12:53post, I'd hide them tassels too.
12:55The thing is, we weren't allocated specifics.
12:59It was a group.
13:00There was sort of four.
13:02So, yeah, and we were just all sat round, and I think, because I was observing, I saw
13:09the eye contact from them on Kerry and Liv, and that's fine.
13:13It's a bit disappointing that I didn't meet anyone there yesterday, because, you know,
13:17it would be nice to meet someone one day.
13:20There was no spark there for me with anyone, to be honest.
13:23Did you feel that there was any interest from them on you?
13:26No, not at all.
13:27It's good that you were holding true to how you were feeling, and you weren't doing something
13:32for the sake of it.
13:34Donna is being totally upfront and honest, which is great, because this means that we
13:39can learn from it.
13:40There's plenty more fish in the sea, and you know what?
13:43We may just have the perfect one lined up.
13:46I've got another little nibble for you, though.
13:48OK, go on.
13:49I've got you another date lined up, OK?
13:51I don't want you to overthink it at this point, but I just want you to have trust and
13:55faith in myself and the other agents that we've got someone, a bit of a Bobby Dantzler
13:59lined up for you.
14:00I really hope that's his actual name.
14:02How does that sound to you?
14:03Fantastic.
14:04Thank you, Baby Cakes.
14:05Thank you, Bob.
14:06Bye, bye, bye, bye.
14:07Bye, bye.
14:08So as Donna prepares to head back to London, hopefully without a cat in her luggage.
14:15Back in the real world of London town, S Club John is using the quiet time to catch
14:19up with an old mate.
14:20Don't stop, never give up.
14:23And about this S Club's Joe O'Meara.
14:26It's a proper S Club party.
14:28Bring it all back to you.
14:30Here comes Joe.
14:31She got the flow.
14:32Get ready, because here we go.
14:34Bring it all back to you.
14:36Bring it all back now.
14:37Yay!
14:38You all right, mate?
14:39Yeah, you?
14:40Yeah, I'm good.
14:41You look lovely.
14:42Thank you, so do you.
14:43How you been all right?
14:44Good.
14:45Oh, what have we got?
14:46I ordered you a mimosa.
14:47Lovely.
14:48What's been happening?
14:49It's all been kicking off, innit?
14:50Why?
14:51Eh?
14:52No, in a good way.
14:53I haven't seen you since I started, have I?
14:54No.
14:55Tell me.
14:56Four, five, maybe six dates with different people.
14:59Wow.
15:00Yeah, anyone?
15:01And then the second I've sort of thought about, or maybe it would be a nice thing to go up
15:03with someone, I met someone.
15:05Oh, you have?
15:06Yeah.
15:07What, that you like?
15:08Yeah, that I actually like and I don't want to punch, like, after ten minutes.
15:11Can someone whack that ring in endorsement on the agency website, please?
15:14We'd have to do this blindfolded date thing.
15:16Oh, yeah.
15:17I know.
15:18It's right up my street.
15:19But, so, so I couldn't see him.
15:22That's probably why you like.
15:23No, but that's what I thought.
15:26I was like, I'm actually really enjoying this guy's company.
15:29I OPA in a minger.
15:30And then, but he actually, he's not.
15:32He's like, he's really, really handsome.
15:33Nice.
15:34It is nice, but can we also take a moment to appreciate the word minger?
15:38Grossly underused word, in my opinion.
15:40I am actually, I don't even know what to say.
15:43I don't know.
15:44Oh, no, has Joe lost her flow?
15:46He stayed at my hotel and everything.
15:51Did you behave?
15:52Unlikely.
15:53Yeah, we did.
15:54We did.
15:55It was so nice.
15:56Literally got, had a cuddle.
15:57I was asleep in five minutes.
15:58Five minutes, the boy's got stamina.
16:00I've spoken to him every single day since our first date.
16:03On five?
16:04On video call.
16:06John, I don't think I know you anymore.
16:08I know.
16:09Do you think about him as soon as you open your eyes?
16:11Yeah.
16:12Do you think about him just before you go to sleep?
16:13Well, yeah, because I've been on the phone to him for two hours.
16:15Wow, John.
16:16I'm actually really, really tough for you.
16:19And I think you deserve it.
16:20I think so.
16:21You do deserve to meet someone who's decent.
16:23We've got another date today as well.
16:25Well, I hope you have fun.
16:26Where are you going to go?
16:27We're going to pottery class.
16:29What, like ghosts?
16:31You know this is going to end up being some massive clay knob, you know?
16:34Something completely inappropriate.
16:35Yeah, exactly.
16:36Yeah, I know you too well.
16:37I'll take it if you don't want it.
16:39My one's worn out.
16:40Clay's a nightmare when it gets wet.
16:42You better get yourself off.
16:44I know.
16:45To your date.
16:46I'm going to go see Jordan.
16:47Yes.
16:48Right.
16:49I'm excited.
16:50I love you.
16:51I love you too.
16:52I love you too.
16:53I love you too.
16:54I love you too.
16:55I love you too.
16:56I love you too.
16:57I love you too.
16:58I love you too.
16:59I love you too.
17:00I love you too.
17:01I love you too.
17:02I love you too.
17:03I love you too.
17:04I love you too.
17:05I love you too.
17:06I love you too.
17:07I love you too.
17:08I love you too.
17:09I love you too.
17:10I love you too.
17:11Joe shoots off to prepare for his pottery knob throwdown.
17:14Meanwhile, I've been too deep Sinking down I'm losing my mind and I just can see.
17:21Back in Kent, Kerry is arriving for her next bush talk, a trial.
17:25Oh wait.
17:26Hang on.
17:27Wrong show.
17:28Our outfit threw me.
17:29She is, of course, off to meet the man of the moment Paolo for date number three.
17:33This is my third date within the agency now.
17:35I'm really excited about spending more time with Paolo.
17:37There's definitely progress here.
17:39And what better place to celebrate this blooming romance
17:42than in a garden restaurant?
17:44I hope no one's got a hay fever.
17:45Puritan!
17:46Here you are, there's your table.
17:47Oh, thank you very much. Thank you.
17:52Time to call this.
17:54Hiya.
17:55How are you?
17:56I'm good. Nice to see you.
17:57I knew my lovely.
17:58You're looking very beautiful.
18:00This is nice, isn't it?
18:01It's lovely.
18:02I can't believe you turned up last night.
18:04I'm dead shocked.
18:04Oh, yeah? Yeah.
18:05What made you come up last night?
18:07Well, I told you, so I spoke to the agents.
18:09Right.
18:10They just said that it's nice to see something organically growing.
18:15Hmm.
18:15So I just wanted to come down and, you know,
18:17drive all that wages to tell you.
18:19Paolo turning up last night and surprised me
18:21was absolutely beautiful.
18:23And it's things like that that mean more to me than anything.
18:26So he's very, very cute.
18:28I'm glad I did. I'm glad I came to see you.
18:29I'm glad you did, because I wasn't interested in it.
18:31Was he not? No.
18:32I thought, I'm not really clicking with anybody.
18:35And then you turned up.
18:37Yes.
18:38So as these two lovebirds start to make sweet music in the garden...
18:45Over the hills, the battle of the egos is about to enter round two,
18:49as Louie and Sam have been sent on a double date to a wine tasting vineyard with last night's date picks.
18:55What could possibly go wrong?
18:57Oh, God, I'm excited to be here.
18:59It's my first time ever.
19:00Do you know what? It's not a shock, is it, really?
19:02And the knives are out already.
19:03Stick that in your palate and taste it, Louie.
19:05I'm actually super excited for this date.
19:08I feel like we got on well.
19:10It's the first time where I feel like there's a semi-connection with someone.
19:13And I'm looking forward to being in the vineyard.
19:14Beautiful scenery.
19:15It should be fun, no?
19:16Well, you're in the right company,
19:18because if anyone knows about semi or even fully erect connections, it's Louie.
19:22So, Mr Vine Connoisseur, what's that?
19:24This is a vineyard.
19:26No, what's the trees? What is that?
19:27It's a grape tree.
19:29It's a grape tree?
19:30Grape. It's a grape.
19:32I think you'll find it's a grape vine.
19:33You're not a tree yard, are you?
19:35I'm not here to be no villain or take no one's girl
19:38because I couldn't care enough to do that to someone.
19:40But I'm definitely going to test him and see how he reacts.
19:44I think I'm going to have a bit of fun today.
19:45Maybe these two should just date each other and get it over with.
19:48Can I tell you something? You're so unaddressed.
19:50It's perfect.
19:52Yeah.
19:53Because if I get your girl dressed like this, you're fucked.
19:56You might as well leave the agency.
19:57I'd concentrate on your own girl right now, Louie.
20:01Cos strolling across the vineyard is the lady you locked lips with just last night, Alana.
20:08And not far behind is Mahan, Sam's date pic from the party.
20:13Hello, you all right?
20:14Oh, hi.
20:15How are you doing, Miss?
20:16Miss?
20:16He still can't remember her name, can he?
20:18I really fancy Louie.
20:20I think we really get along.
20:21We bumped off each other.
20:23I do think he does fancy me quite a bit.
20:26So, we'll just have to see.
20:30Wow, we're matching.
20:31Oh, wow.
20:31Wow.
20:32Good for you, bro.
20:32That's weird, isn't it?
20:33Hi, guys.
20:34Hey, good to see you.
20:35How are you doing?
20:35You look stunning.
20:36How are you?
20:37You look great yourself.
20:37How are you doing?
20:38This is Louie.
20:38Hi.
20:39Honestly, both of the boys, they're really, really cool.
20:43So, I mean, I am on a date with Sam, but it'll be nice to get to know Louie a little bit
20:48more as well.
20:49Would you now?
20:50My hand looks absolutely sun today.
20:51I'm looking forward to get to know her more.
20:53I do not think Louie's got a chance with my hand.
20:57Hey, guys.
20:57How are you?
20:58I'm good.
20:58How are you?
20:59Good, yeah.
21:00Last night was fun, no?
21:01Yes, it was a lot of fun.
21:02Did you guys enjoy yourself?
21:03I had a good time.
21:04I had a great time.
21:05Yeah, you don't remember it, but you had a good time.
21:06I don't remember it too much.
21:07Okay.
21:08That's a good sign.
21:09I'm not drinking today.
21:10Oh, meaning you're in the wrong place.
21:12No, you can taste it and then spit it out.
21:14Yeah, of course you can.
21:15That's what I said.
21:16So, as those four debate whether to spit or swallow.
21:19And it's got me feeling good, so good.
21:24Back in London, S Club John's only quandary is how soon to start snogging a face off Jordan
21:29as he arrives for his third date with the Northern Charmer.
21:33I think I've done this kind of pottery before at primary school.
21:36Went to a funny primary school.
21:37They had a kiln.
21:37Mine didn't even have desks.
21:39So, Anna advised me to talk to Jordan today about our future intentions.
21:43So, yeah, I'm quite looking forward to seeing whether we're on the same page.
21:46Last time I met John, I ended up staying at his hotel.
21:51He just cuddled and John fell asleep on my chest.
21:53He wasn't using mobile as a microphone, if that's what you're thinking.
21:56I wasn't, but that's all I'm thinking about now.
21:58You all right?
22:00I am, are you?
22:00Yeah, I'm good.
22:02Did you come down today?
22:02Aye, I did.
22:06This is going to be fun.
22:07Yeah.
22:08How you doing?
22:08Yeah, I'm all right.
22:09Hello, guys.
22:10How you going?
22:11You all right?
22:12Here's some eight prints for you.
22:13Thank you very much.
22:14Oh, hello, instructor Ben.
22:16He looks nice.
22:17This should be an easy afternoon for you, I reckon.
22:19Just two creative fellas to teach the basics to.
22:22Right, come on then.
22:23Medium speed.
22:24No, you need to wipe your fingers.
22:25Eh?
22:26You need to wipe your fingers first.
22:27Ah, you might be in for a longer afternoon than I thought, Ben.
22:30It's so nice to see Jordan again today.
22:32Obviously, we've been FaceTiming a lot, but it's so much better to see him in the flesh.
22:35This is going to be a great day.
22:37Slowly pull the wall thickness up.
22:40If you rush this process, it will go horribly wrong very, very quickly.
22:45Yep, stick two fingers in.
22:46Go slow.
22:47Right then, you two.
22:48Time to show us what you've got.
22:49Mine's going to be...
22:50You're making a ball now.
22:51It's going too fast.
22:52Hang on.
22:53Yours is all right.
22:53I don't think I've dropped my fingers in deep enough, to be honest.
22:58I can't do this with you.
23:00It's a penis.
23:01Why would you think that was a penis?
23:04Well, that's one for your window display, Ben.
23:06That says more about you than me, doesn't it?
23:07To be fair, it doesn't look like a horrible little knob with a massive bell end.
23:11Come on, we have to do the...
23:12The whole ghost thing.
23:13The ghost thing, yeah.
23:15Here we go.
23:16That didn't take long.
23:17This is where they're going to insert unchained melody over the top.
23:20You know us too well, S Club.
23:23You've got your phone in your pocket.
23:29No.
23:29Really?
23:30You've given me a lazy lob.
23:32I definitely don't remember that line from the movie.
23:37Reminds me if they ever might, actually.
23:38Oi.
23:40Poor Ben doesn't know whether to fire up the kiln or run for the hills.
23:43You've got really good hand movement doing that.
23:45And hey presto, we've achieved a short, hard, sticky cock.
23:49And the pottery ain't bad either.
23:50Back in the Kent countryside, another couple who are potty about each other are Keza and Paolo,
23:58whose budding romance just seems to keep on growing.
24:02I feel like I'm a bit of a cloud, I'm not going to lie.
24:04I do.
24:05I keep getting told I've got a fucking twinkle in my eye.
24:07Really?
24:08Can you see it?
24:10Probably just hay fever.
24:12This is an honest question, because I know we've had a little chat, but I've not asked you this question.
24:16Because I know the ageing doesn't bother you.
24:18It does me a little bit, because I'm older than you, not into games or bullshit and all that crap.
24:23Where would you see yourself in five years?
24:25I mean, you've not been married, you've already got two kids, you're still young enough for kids.
24:29Do you want more kids?
24:30Do you want to get married?
24:31Maybe let the geezer talk and he'll be able to answer you, Kez.
24:34For me personally, I've got my daughters.
24:36You know, I've got my business, I'm happy doing what I'm doing.
24:41But I just want to find somebody who I can...
24:43Here we go.
24:44Cock blocked by an ice cream sundae. Gutted.
24:47He was getting to a good bit and you just interrupted it.
24:51I was just about to get a proposal and you walked in.
24:54Don't you dare.
24:55Can we get another waitress please?
24:58I think Pottery Ben might be in the market for a career change.
25:16Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating.
25:18We're still in the Kent countryside where Liv is on her way to meet her party pick Kells
25:22for their first solo date after bonding at yesterday's fishing trip.
25:26Look at him, absolute unit of a man, snap your neck with a pinky finger.
25:31Shoulders like boulders.
25:33Last night I got to know Liv a little bit more.
25:35We had a bit of dancing, a little bit of flirting.
25:37I do think Liv's probably into me.
25:39Yesterday Liv told me she loves pink lilies.
25:41So the boy, when I got her some pink lilies.
25:43Thank God for that BP garage next to the house.
25:46I'm actually excited.
25:47I feel like this is one of the first dates I've actually met him before,
25:50so I feel at ease.
25:51It was very flirty yesterday, so hoping that we can keep up that flirty banter
25:57and just get to know the real Kells.
26:00Hello.
26:02Hello, how are you?
26:02Good, thanks.
26:05Nice to see you again.
26:07Pleasure for mine. You look good.
26:08Thanks.
26:13It's all right.
26:14What a gent.
26:15Oh, nice start from the big man there.
26:17I got your son.
26:18You got me something.
26:19Mm, close your eyes.
26:20Shut my eyes.
26:21Yeah, just close your eyes.
26:22No, I don't like this.
26:23Just don't look either, don't you?
26:24All right.
26:26What is it?
26:27Please be naked with a little bow on your penis.
26:30Okay.
26:31Oh yeah, the flowers, cool.
26:34Pink lilies.
26:34I took notes.
26:35You said take notes.
26:36That, that's actually adorable.
26:39Oh, this is so sweet.
26:41We're off to a really good start.
26:43Kells has listened to me and he's bought me my favourite flowers.
26:46And listening is key.
26:47It's like gold dust these days.
26:49Just going to keep them safe down here.
26:53That's it.
26:53Keep them safe on the floor where nobody ever walks.
26:56So, did you enjoy the party?
26:58Yeah, it was good.
26:59Did you?
26:59Yeah.
27:00I mean, fishing, I don't want to talk about fishing because, um...
27:03Not for you, I must say.
27:05You did get hooked twice and I had to save you twice.
27:08I got hooked and you got hooked.
27:10You got hooked.
27:10I feel like we both got hooked.
27:12I didn't get hooked.
27:13Definitely on each other.
27:14Whoa, he's buff as fuck.
27:16Brings you flowers and he's got lines for days.
27:18There must be a fault somewhere.
27:20Liv is into it though.
27:21Look at her.
27:22Stop staring, Liv.
27:23Back in London with S Club John and Jordan.
27:26And after dicking around at the pottery class,
27:28instructor Ben's decided to clock off early for a lie down.
27:31So, it's time for a catch up over Carver.
27:33Thanks for a nice day.
27:34Yeah, you too.
27:36Thanks for coming all this way.
27:38How have you been?
27:39Yeah, it's been good.
27:40Work's been very, very busy.
27:42And then obviously traveling down to see you.
27:45To see me.
27:46Yeah.
27:46But it's worth it, isn't it?
27:48Is it?
27:51I did spend the night with you.
27:53I have to say, I really like Jordan.
27:55And the fact that he travels all this way just to see me
27:57means a lot to me.
27:58It sounds a bit silly, but I actually miss him a lot
28:00when he's not around.
28:01I'm staying in a very nice hotel, um, overlooking Hyde Park.
28:04Yeah, it's amazing how far you can see from the top floor
28:07of that travel lodge.
28:07But if you wanted to, um, I'd really like it
28:10if you come and stay with me again tonight.
28:17Okay.
28:17Yeah?
28:17I'm well up for that.
28:18Good, good.
28:19All right.
28:19Cheers to that.
28:20Cheers.
28:21Well, cover my nuts in clay and stick them in the air fryer.
28:24These two might get their hands mucky again tonight.
28:26Doin' my thing with the B on, I got my knee on, hey, now what'd you think about that?
28:32Back at the double date at the vineyard now, and with the wine tasting underway,
28:36Sam and Louis are still metaphorically whacking out their wangs to see who the real alpha is.
28:42Look at this wine.
28:43It's like sparkling rose.
28:44Some people call it rosé.
28:46Should we try one of these?
28:47Yeah.
28:47I think I prefer this one, because I like a bit of sweetness in it.
28:55No, I don't know that one.
28:56If I was to pick.
28:56Wow, that is beautiful.
28:57What's he up to?
28:59That's buzz.
29:01Oh, how lovely.
29:02Sorry, guys.
29:04You're so interesting.
29:06So, last night, you asked the lovely lady out for a date.
29:10Mahan.
29:11Mahan.
29:12Yeah, I'm calling my lovely lady, though.
29:14Can you pronounce my name?
29:15Sam literally just said it.
29:17Say it.
29:19Say what?
29:19My name.
29:20Mahana.
29:22It's Mahan.
29:22Mahan.
29:24And that is one nil to Sam.
29:26Louis did just get Mahan's name wrong, which is just, um, no shock to anyone.
29:31She didn't look that bothered about it, to be honest, mate, so don't count your swans just yet.
29:36Yeah, so you guys met at the picnic, now you're on the date now, how did that go?
29:39Yeah, it went really well.
29:41Enjoyed last night, last night was fun.
29:42It was fun, yeah.
29:43It was nice, it was nice to get to know you more.
29:45So, did you enjoy your conversation with anybody else?
29:48I thought from...
29:49Well, if I'm honest, um, oh, um, uh, yes, no, no, no, no.
29:54Oh, oh, he's stumbling, the pressure of the cock-off is too much.
29:58Get the leather jacket back on, Sam.
29:59Not really, I didn't really connect with anyone else.
30:01You said yes, though.
30:02No, not really, nothing there, no.
30:04That's interesting, what made you say yes, though?
30:06Absolutely world-class shithousery from Louis there.
30:09Well played, sir.
30:10I only really spoke to you.
30:11Don't really, what does that mean?
30:12No, I didn't really have another conversation, I only really spoke to you last night.
30:15Okay.
30:15Yeah, okay.
30:16How about you, you were chatting to everyone.
30:17You were really busy.
30:18Nice, I see what you're doing, Sam.
30:20I did have conversations with you, we had a really good convo.
30:23We did.
30:24And everybody also had a really good convo.
30:25Mm-hmm.
30:26So, yeah, I wanted to make sure I explored my options.
30:30I think Sam might want to explore his options of how to murder you,
30:33strangulation, pillow over the face, or just the classic crusher with a steamroller.
30:38How's that going?
30:39Well, I mean, we're here.
30:42Double date, so it's going well, I guess.
30:46Although something tells me you'd rather be on a triple date, Louis.
30:49I don't think Louis actually cares about Mahan.
30:51I think he enjoys the competition.
30:53He will flirt with anyone, especially I think he's being a little bit rude to me,
30:57and also these ladies.
30:58Would you like an olive?
31:00Would you like an olive?
31:02No, thank you.
31:03No, but I think Sam's got some novel ideas about where you can shove it.
31:07AM I JUST PLEAVING?
31:13Back with Kerry and her fine slice of Toy Boy beef Paolo now,
31:16and Kerry's still caught up about her age.
31:19I can't believe I'm at this age, and I'm single,
31:21and I've got to start all over again.
31:23I've got to get over that, because that's why my walls come when I go,
31:27no, I need to be on my own.
31:28Yeah, you're right to have your walls up,
31:30but that's down to me to reassure you and tell you that.
31:34I do see, like, I do see, this might sound like forward,
31:37but I do see a bit of a future.
31:39Yes, Paolo, the waitress better not come over again.
31:42You see a future with me, do you?
31:44Yeah, I do, actually, yeah.
31:45If that's how you feel now, wait till you get me in the bedroom,
31:48well, fucking hell, you'll be on all knees proposing.
31:51Jesus, Keza, you always know how to cheapen a nice romantic moment, don't you?
31:56So as those two get giddy in the garden...
32:02Liv's still bedding into her date with flower supplying Spartan Kells,
32:06and so far, he's come up smelling of roses.
32:10Obviously, we kind of touch base on your job, but what do you do?
32:15Currently, right now, I'm just fully dialed into boxing.
32:18So that's, like, your full...
32:19Tall time.
32:21...energy is boxing? Yeah.
32:22Love that. You have to get used to it, though.
32:24Really? Like, cut some bruises, you're going to be okay with that.
32:26Well, I have to, like, look after him bandage it up.
32:28Have you watched Rocky?
32:30Yes, mate, best film ever.
32:31No. You've never watched Rocky?
32:33You've never watched Rocky?
32:34No. You've never watched Rocky?
32:36You've never watched Rocky?
32:37No. Rocky?
32:39Yeah, come on, Rocky.
32:40No. The more you say it, it's not going to be...
32:43I feel like it might jingle something. No.
32:45Yeah, I think we're going to have to leave it, mate.
32:47I don't think she's ever watched Rocky.
32:49What do you want in a partner?
32:50I want someone who's very family-orientated,
32:54just good values, loyal, trustworthy.
32:58Yeah.
32:58Why are you smiling?
33:01No, because, like, you said loyal,
33:02and then you looked into a soul.
33:03It's like, why are you looking...
33:04Why are you smiling when I say loyal?
33:06I mean, I might be reading into this too much,
33:09but a little laugh when I mention loyalty.
33:12Don't know if that's a bit of a red flag.
33:14So, when was your last relationship?
33:16Last year.
33:17Last year?
33:17Mm. When was yours?
33:20Never.
33:21Yeah, that concerns me a little bit.
33:23Why?
33:23That's concerning.
33:25OK, don't get concerned,
33:26because when I say I've never had a relationship,
33:28it doesn't mean I've never had anything serious with anyone.
33:31I've had pretty much a relationship just without the label.
33:34Why?
33:35Because timing.
33:37For who? For you?
33:39For both of us.
33:39He'd just got out of a relationship when he met me.
33:41We were on and off about three years,
33:44and it was just not the healthiest situation.
33:49Is this still in the picture now?
33:50No.
33:51Is he blocked?
33:52All right, what is this? 20 questions?
33:54He's not blocked, no.
33:55But, like, we left very amicable.
34:00Probably your part or his part?
34:0121 questions now.
34:02Both.
34:03Really?
34:0422.
34:04Yeah.
34:05OK.
34:05When's the last time you saw him?
34:0623!
34:07Oh, a long time ago.
34:09Yeah.
34:10Yeah.
34:11OK.
34:11Now you're making me uneasy.
34:13Now I'm uneasy.
34:15Why are you doing this?
34:17OK, fine.
34:17Back to the real questions.
34:18Have you ever seen Rocky II?
34:20Back on over to the Passag piss-up now, where Louis and Sam are supposed to be double dating
34:33Alana and Mahan, but have opted for one-upmanship instead.
34:37And in doing so, Louis seems to be making a move on Sam's date Mahan.
34:41Oh, come on.
34:42Was I drunk last night?
34:43I wasn't too drunk.
34:43I had a few drinks.
34:44How was I doing?
34:45You were very composed.
34:46OK, that's good.
34:47I feel like you can drink lots, but you can stay composed.
34:48I like that.
34:49Yeah.
34:50Nothing worse than, like, a messy drum.
34:52Boom!
34:52You can shove that right up there with the olive, mate.
34:55You know what?
34:56I'm pissed off of Sam's little digs.
34:59It's clear that Mahan is into both of us, so I'm about to teach Sam a lesson.
35:03Mahan?
35:04Yes.
35:05I feel like I need to have, like, a little private conversation with you a little bit,
35:07I think.
35:08OK.
35:09Can we go have a convo?
35:10Is that right?
35:10Yeah, sure.
35:11Uh, yeah, I'm sure your actual date Alana won't mind either, Louis.
35:15We will be back in a minute.
35:17It won't be long, trust me.
35:18Oh, he's done you there, boy.
35:19Call him a messy drunk and he'll nick your date.
35:22What?
35:23Well, it's us two.
35:24Oh, it's us.
35:24It's us two.
35:26You know that saying you've got to laugh and you'll cry?
35:30Personally, I've got a lot going on today.
35:32Uh-oh, he's got the producer involved.
35:34And Louis' behaviour, I do not appreciate it.
35:37This is a disaster.
35:38I hate rudeness and this could not be ruder.
35:41I can't match Louis' energy today.
35:42I need to just get out of there.
35:44I've had a bad day and he's fine.
35:45He's actually legging it.
35:47Oh, poor Alana.
35:48Don't worry, just get stuck into the free booze.
35:50That's what I'll do.
35:52Vineyard nightmare.
35:53Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating,
36:04where it's all kicked off at the Vineyard double date
36:06as Sam's just thrown a posh paddy and chartered the first train back to Chelsea
36:10because the world's worst wingman, Louis, stole his date, Mahan, for a private chat.
36:15Drama.
36:15Um, I feel like I wanted to just grab you for like a one-to-one chat.
36:21Yeah.
36:21Because yesterday, I didn't really get the chance to...
36:25Yeah, we got interrupted.
36:26Yeah, how do you feel about that?
36:28Obviously, you had a little moment with Alana, so I'm guessing you do like her.
36:34Don't confuse him snogging someone with liking them.
36:37It's like a handshake for Louis.
36:39Pleased to meet you, tongue down your throat, off we go.
36:41Um, yeah. Nah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
36:47Okay.
36:48Yeah.
36:49Yeah?
36:50No, yeah.
36:53Just so you know, Louis, Alana's still downstairs on her own.
36:56Oh, well, fuck it, love. You've still got 12 glasses of wine left, fill your boots.
37:04From a man who can't stop snogging to a woman who's yet to start.
37:07Currently three dates deep with P.T. Paolo,
37:10his surprise visit last night left Keza all giddy,
37:13and surely more thirsty for that first smooch.
37:16So, obviously, you made it clear that you're not interested in dating anyone else.
37:19Yeah.
37:20But what if the agents say, right, we think we'll find somebody that might
37:24offer a bit of a challenge?
37:25I wouldn't want to go date anybody else.
37:29I think it'd be wasting my time, if I'm honest.
37:34And you don't want to waste it, do you?
37:35No.
37:36You've got no competition, there's no competition there, none.
37:40Oh, hello, I think we might be heading to tonsil town here.
37:43Look at that, I'm still going to give you a kiss like that.
37:45Hang about, is she?
37:46Yes, Katona!
37:59The kitten is finally out the bag and has most definitely got the cream.
38:02Fucking hell.
38:06Couldn't have put it better myself, Paolo.
38:08I've got to say, giving Paolo a kiss is lovely,
38:13and we're looking forward to kissing him again.
38:16And again.
38:18And again.
38:20I like where this is going.
38:21To the restaurant toilets, by the looks of it.
38:24The kiss was nice, obviously. Hopefully we're going to have another date soon.
38:27So, maybe. Maybe I'll get a few more of them.
38:30I've always looked for a knight in shining armour.
38:34And I've always got a knob in tin foil.
38:37But I think this one is, um...
38:41I think he's on a horse.
38:42Or he's hung like one.
38:44So whichever way you look at it, he's good for a ride.
38:46But I like the way you don't give a...
38:50When will you be high?
38:53No more horseplay for Hansie Potter's S Club Jon and Jordan, though.
38:56As with Anna's advice ringing in his ears,
38:58he's still looking for the right time to ask him that all-important question.
39:03When I had my consultation with Anna and Faro,
39:07they asked if I'm happy to not go on dates with anyone else
39:12and just date you instead.
39:15And what did you say?
39:19I said, yeah.
39:20Did you?
39:21Yeah.
39:24This is actually quite nerve-wracking.
39:25I haven't really considered what I'd do if he says no.
39:27So, Anna, you better be right about this.
39:31So, now that we've said that I'm not going to date anyone else,
39:34is that the same for you?
39:35Are you not dating anyone else?
39:37Here we go. Good luck, S Club.
39:38I've not been dating anyone else.
39:45And all this time I never knew.
39:50I wouldn't be here, travelling up and down the country, would I?
39:56If I wasn't.
39:57Let's do it.
40:00Oh, I'm lost.
40:07The date went really well.
40:08I really enjoyed getting up close and personal with him.
40:11We both know what we both want and what we don't want.
40:14And, you know, this whole process has worked in our favour, really.
40:19We'll see what happens.
40:20You know us.
40:21Let's go, kid.
40:22Come on.
40:23You'll be staggering.
40:23We won't be staggering, anyway.
40:25We will be.
40:27The date with Jordan was great.
40:28We've decided we're going to be exclusive.
40:30Like, I made that decision that I didn't want to date anyone else.
40:32So, I'm just really happy that he's on the same page.
40:34And who knew an exact replica of my granddad's dick
40:37could bring these two even closer together?
40:39How romantic.
40:44Back in Kent, Liv's been trying to answer
40:46man-mounting Kelsey's 48-page list of questions
40:49and is probably keen to get one in herself.
40:53Did you enjoy the dancing at the pool party?
40:55Yeah, it was good.
40:56Yeah.
40:58We had a nice little dance.
40:59It was all right.
41:01No, but I enjoyed the part.
41:02I feel like it was fun.
41:04A lot happened.
41:05Yeah, I saw that.
41:06What?
41:07Just a little conversation with you and your boy, Louis.
41:10My boy, Louis?
41:12No.
41:13He's not my boy.
41:14What happened?
41:14It looked like it got a bit heated.
41:17Oh, he's off again.
41:18He's got more questions than Bradley Walton,
41:20a triple record of the chase.
41:21Erm, I wouldn't say heated.
41:23I just think it was just a mutual ending.
41:28It's that age, isn't it?
41:29It's like, what, 24?
41:30Yeah.
41:31Yeah, babe.
41:31That's too young for you.
41:32Still a boy.
41:34Little man.
41:35Little man, but a very big Ben.
41:38Let's just start dating men.
41:39And that's why I'm here.
41:41So after a brief lapse, buff boxer Kells has got things ticking again
41:45and still might hit it off with Liv.
41:53But after a ding dong earlier, Sam stormed out of the vineyard to leave Louis, finishing
41:57up his chat with Mahan and Louis's actual date, Alana, to down as much free plonk as possible, alone.
42:03I'd be shitfaced by now.
42:04What's going on there?
42:08I don't know where he's gone.
42:10He just walked off.
42:11Did he?
42:12Wait, where's Sam?
42:13Yeah, where is Sam?
42:14I have no idea.
42:15He's been gone a while.
42:17You're lying.
42:19Is it?
42:20I think Sam and Alana's small talk ran out approximately two seconds after you left them
42:25both to cop off with his date.
42:27I'm sorry, I wouldn't have left you.
42:29Did he?
42:30Yeah, he just like lost his head.
42:32He just like stormed off.
42:33With only the sound of Gucci loafers furiously pattering away into the distance.
42:38Sam, obviously we've got like a little weird relationship.
42:42You know, he's a pal.
42:44But him walking out because of that is not very gentlemanly.
42:48And Nick and his date for a chat is?
42:50I had a lot of fun with both of the boys.
42:52But I'm a little bit disappointed because obviously Sam left and I don't know why.
42:57So I'll be quite keen to find out later on maybe.
43:00Beautiful people.
43:01Yeah.
43:02I felt like it went well for a bit until Louis decided to take Maham for a chat.
43:08And I can understand Louis deciding between two people at the moment.
43:13I'm not really second best.
43:14I'm never usually second best.
43:16I wouldn't put myself second best.
43:18Welcome to Louisville, Alana.
43:20Shall we do a link into a sunset?
43:21No.
43:22Okay.
43:22Let's not do that.
43:23The balls on this fella.
43:24Why?
43:25One step too far.
43:26Well, I don't know how he's done it, but Louis somehow managed to end his date walking into
43:31the sunset with two girls while Sam cries into the bosom of his nanny.
43:35It's almost like he planned it.
43:43Back at the pub and there's no sign of the sun setting on Liv and Kelsey's date just yet,
43:47with our beefcake boxer recovering from an early knockdown as he continues to impress Liv.
43:51What's your feedback going to be to the agents?
43:55I can't tell you what your feedback's going to be, but you've got nothing to worry about.
43:59I'm never worried.
44:00Mm.
44:01Have you actually enjoyed yourself, though?
44:02Yeah, it's been okay.
44:04The food's been amazing.
44:05The company's been all right.
44:07Mm-hmm.
44:10Should we get the bill, then?
44:12Yeah, let's go.
44:12Yeah?
44:13Yeah.
44:15Ah, the look of two people secretly both hoping they don't have to pay the bill.
44:19There we go, girl.
44:21How was everything?
44:22Lovely.
44:22Gorgeous.
44:23It was good, thank you.
44:24Thank you very much.
44:28Hello, what's he doing here?
44:29Checking the football scores.
44:30Are you doing a photo of me?
44:35What are you doing?
44:35Look at me.
44:40What a date.
44:41Yeah, maybe you should have asked first before you grabbed a nice low angle shot of your date,
44:45Kells.
44:46Right, should we head off, then?
44:47Yeah, let's go.
44:47Let's go.
44:50Kells is very handsome.
44:52He's very easy to chat to.
44:55He was saying a lot of the right things, but I think certain things have kind of
45:00put me off.
45:02Giving me the ick.
45:03Yeah, he never did say cheese.
45:06What's up there then, big man?
45:08Hello?
45:09Kells?
45:09I'd rate a date of seven.
45:11Oh, good for you.
45:14Always in for a snog.
45:16Seriously, for a boxer, his name is well shit.
45:18Thank you for the flowers as well.
45:19I appreciate it.
45:21I think from Kells' side that the date went really well.
45:26I don't think the feedback will be the same as mine.
45:29There's nothing against him personally.
45:31I just don't think he's for me.
45:39And with that, Kells seals his fate with one click of a camera.
45:42But on the plus side, at least you've got something to remember about, eh, big man?
45:46Kells?
45:47Kells?
45:48Nah, he's gone.
45:49Sleeps standing up like a horse.
45:51That's how big he is.
45:53Tomorrow night!
45:53Today is where shit gets real.
45:57Brunch time means crunch time for us a Lebs.
46:00You gave him your number and he ghosted you.
46:02Yes.
46:03It was wrong.
46:03You shouldn't have done that.
46:05Sam gets an egg in.
46:06It's obviously not okay.
46:07It's the height of disrespect just to storm out on any date.
46:09And while Liv gets grilled.
46:11There's an article that came up in the Sun paper about me and you dating.
46:14It didn't come from me.
46:16It's not me.
46:16The Beast brews up a storm with Paul.
46:19Let's face it.
46:19We're smarter than you.
46:23That's contempt.
46:24And that's disrespect.
46:25You know, you want to be a teacher all the time, but be a damn student first.
46:28You tell him, Brundog.
46:46You.
46:59You.
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