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00:00Tonight!
00:02Wow!
00:04Strap in because it's time for the End of Agency Gala.
00:08We are shocked.
00:10The task was simple. Pick a plus one to enjoy a future of fun.
00:14Atomic Kittens' Kezza didn't fancy sinking her claws into anyone.
00:18You're a big deal.
00:20Until she met plucky PT Paolo.
00:22I do see a bit of a future.
00:23Wait till you get me in the bedroom and be on our knees proposing.
00:26Meow!
00:27After a flaccid start.
00:29Have you ever been spat on?
00:30I have not.
00:31Six-year celibate S Club Jon exploded when he met Jordan.
00:35Have you got your phone in your pocket?
00:36You've given me a lazy lob.
00:38Actress Donna struggled to find her leading man.
00:41You could have called me daddy.
00:43Oh, the one that got away.
00:46Then she met bilingual Ben.
00:48What's your love language?
00:50Hey, ho, hey.
00:52Stop it!
00:53Leaving us all wondering if you'd invite him to the gala or not.
00:57Louis locked lips with more girls than a CPR training doll including fellow celeb Liv.
01:03But only one date has come close to tying him down.
01:06But will Louis bring Harriet to the gala tonight?
01:09We all thought Liv's lousy luck ended when she met Jordan.
01:12But after last night's dud second date.
01:15I just don't know if I feel that, like, romantic spot.
01:18Confirmed she'll be flying solo tonight.
01:22Despite some dating faux pas.
01:24Oh, that wasn't a drink.
01:25The ladies have waxed lyrical and love chasing our chaser.
01:28But it was Deanne who got the beast's buzzer ringing.
01:31Wow, very impressive.
01:33And hard to please MIC Sam Prince finally met his princess in my heart.
01:37I was more excited about this date than about any other day.
01:40But a last minute twist in the fairy tale sealed his gala fate.
01:44I'm gonna go.
01:45Yeah, I'm saved.
01:46Going to the gala alert.
01:47As for one last time, our celebs.
01:48I was so confused with the whole thing.
01:49Gala!
01:50I feel like I've wasted this journey.
01:51Dating!
01:52Have you said I love you to each other?
01:53Welcome to Celebs Go Dating.
01:54And tonight, it's Gala time, baby.
02:02I hope stomachs are lined, legs are shaved, and ample amounts of anti-chafing cream have
02:20legs are shaved and ample amounts of anti-chafing cream have been applied because no one wants to
02:25be walking like John Wayne at the end of the night. Well, butter me up and call me Sally,
02:31the agents have filled the room with previous dateys. This should get some bumholes twitching,
02:37even Annie from Annie's here. I'm sure Sam can't wait to see her again. The venue's looking
02:42splendid for tonight's soiree. It's going to be the epitome of elegance and exquisiteness,
02:49perfect for tonight's celebration. Oh, look at that stonking organ. I've never seen such a big one.
02:58I have on the daily. And talking of sexy organs, here comes the brains, the heart and the lungs
03:09of the agency. It's the lieutenants of love, the agents. And would you look at that,
03:17the peadog's chest is looking smoother than a freshly lubed dolphin? Delish.
03:23This place is incredible. Oh, wow.
03:25Look at this. Well, at least we didn't come underdressed.
03:28Hello, everyone. Hi.
03:31What's up? What's up? What's up? What's going on? Hello. Hello. What's up?
03:35How you guys doing? My man, how you doing? You good? You good?
03:37It's that time, the famous agency gala. We are buzzing our little titty tassels off,
03:43quite frankly, because never have we had so many promising prospects during our time in
03:48the agency. Lurking behind you is a little present of the pink variety.
03:53Calm down, guys. It's just a bit of fizz.
03:55After a journey of highs and lows and plenty of surprises, this is the perfect sendoff for
04:01our celebs. We've invited some old-day teas so that the celebrities can bring closure to some
04:06unfinished business and tie up loose ends. This could be the most successful agency we've ever
04:12had. Mr. B, I think this is the most successful time in the agency.
04:18The real question is, have the celebrities made enough progress to actually have brought someone,
04:23or will they show up alone? It really is the moment of truth.
04:26Yeah. We are going to need a lot of champagne on ice.
04:29I think so. It'll be a well-lubricated evening.
04:32The way we like it.
04:34If Paul's chest gets any more lubed up, we could use it as a slip and slide.
04:39Cheers.
04:39Cheers.
04:40Cheers, my love.
04:41Let's get the show on the road.
04:43All right, we'll see you.
04:43See what I'm going to do.
04:44We'll see you.
04:49And here comes our first celebrity tonight's gala, and would you look who it is,
04:54the fresh Prince of Belgravia himself, Sam. And look who it isn't. That's right, a plus one.
05:01After the last chance saloon we gave him, I'm hoping he pulled out all the stops, and yeah,
05:05he's nailed it with Mahan, and he's coming with her.
05:08Sorry to shit on your chips, Anna, but be prepared to see a lonely silver spoon-sucking Sammy boy
05:13in three, two, one.
05:17He's on his own.
05:20Hello, Sam.
05:21Wow, you guys.
05:22Hi.
05:22We are shocked.
05:25At what?
05:26Uh, Mahan, mate. They've got no idea she licked it from your last date.
05:30You're here solo.
05:31Where's...
05:32Mahan.
05:32Where's Mahan?
05:33I just had to be honest with her, and for the first time I was really honest. Was there
05:37a spark? I think I was trying to force it, and I just, um, I just said no.
05:43You said no.
05:45Wow, okay.
05:46Yeah, it's just me.
05:47Something tells me there may be more to Mahan's no-show than Sam is making out. We'll make
05:52sure we have a little catch-up with him later. Sam, you can go get a drink, hang out, relax.
05:58Guys, thank you so much. I appreciate what we do. Thank you.
05:59You're very welcome. We have lots of champagne.
06:01Oh, really? Perfect.
06:02Go enjoy.
06:02I think you're going to need it, mate. Annie from Manny at 12 o'clock.
06:05Annie's going to kick his ass.
06:07Yeah.
06:07Again.
06:08Fingers crossed, A-dubs. But it's safe to say no-one's kicking this fella's ass, unless
06:14they've brought a stepladder with him. He's a unit.
06:16I can't get out of you.
06:19It's our resident genius, Beastie Boy, with his B-E-A-utiful date, Deanne. And don't
06:25they look bloody good together? Fair play, Marky Boy.
06:29It's the Beast. It's Mark.
06:31Oh, my gosh. Look at this.
06:34Deanne, how are you doing?
06:35Look at this. Look at this smile.
06:36Oh, look at this smile.
06:37Turning up to the gala with Deanne on my arm is wonderful. Deanne looks absolutely stunning.
06:43And once again, I'll say I'm a very lucky man.
06:46Well, Mark, you really know how to date.
06:49Who knew? We keep saying neither of us are each other's type, but we've just clicked.
06:53I really appreciated after the last date. And at the end, she just put her hand in mine.
06:58And I thought, even I can pick up. Oh, she kind of likes me. It was a good little clue to get.
07:03Love that. Love that.
07:05So perhaps the embers, the embers are burning of something quite lovely between the two of you.
07:10Yeah, yeah. Don't reach out and get the hat just yet, though. I know you're looking.
07:14I wouldn't worry about a hat, Mark. Paul couldn't even find a shirt.
07:17Have fun at the gala.
07:19Thank you very much.
07:20Thanks, guys.
07:20See you later. Bye.
07:22I mean, seriously, who would have thought that Mark would have been this standout picture?
07:28I would personally give that award to these two legends.
07:32Arriving to the gala like a new hybrid pop band.
07:34Maybe it's the loving in your eyes.
07:36It's Kerry and Paolo and S Club John and Jordan.
07:41Must have been buy one, get two for it at Masparos.
07:44Ah, look at this. Look at this.
07:47My goodness.
07:49Welcome, welcome.
07:50Wowie.
07:50Welcome.
07:50Wowie.
07:54Speechless.
07:54You all look incredibly happy.
07:57Yeah, very much so.
07:59Look how they looked at each other.
08:00Look at that. Oh, my God.
08:01I didn't know Paul's voice could get so high.
08:04If it was amazing to arrive at the gala with Jordan, in him, I found someone who's kind, gentle,
08:10and he's got this really calming energy that I definitely gravitate towards.
08:13He's a really good guy.
08:15Guys, this is amazing. It really is.
08:17Welcome to all of you.
08:18Six years ago, I walked into the gala alone, but tonight, I'm walking in with a pie.
08:24Now, who'd have bloody thought of it, eh?
08:27Jordan and Paolo, like, for real, this is a whole new ballgame for you two.
08:32So how has it been for you, stepping into this weird old celebrity world?
08:36I've really enjoyed it.
08:38Like, me and John get on really well, and it is a bit of a different world, but you know what?
08:43It's been fun.
08:44I don't actually want it to end, and it isn't going to end, so, yeah, definitely not.
08:49Paolo?
08:49From my perspective, it just feels like we're in a really lovely bubble.
08:53So, regardless of the celebrity world, I've found the person that I want to be with.
08:57So, you know, that's that.
09:00It really does mean the world to us that both couples here, you have found something truly special.
09:06As dating coaches, as agents here in the dating agency, it's all we ever hope is that this happens.
09:12So, thank you.
09:14See you later.
09:16Okay.
09:16On the real?
09:18Who ever saw that coming?
09:20Maybe you should give yourself some credit, eh, Dubs, but please don't say on the real ever again, okay?
09:26Maybe more with John.
09:27If we had to bet, we would say that John would be the most successful out of the agency, but you would also bet that Carrie would be the least successful.
09:34You would definitely bet that.
09:36Don't you think we look like we should be standing on top of a big gay cake?
09:39Yeah.
09:40Yeah.
09:40Do we look like we should be stuck on top of a big gay cake?
09:42A big gay cake, yeah.
09:44Maybe if the big gay cake was from Greg's and they needed a couple of extras for their promotional discount flyer, Keza.
09:50Oh, what's going on?
09:55It's our handsome horndog, Louie.
09:57Has he brought Harriet?
10:00Come on then, show us!
10:01Show us!
10:03Oh, you absolute piss take.
10:06Bloody adverts.
10:17Welcome back to So Let's Go Dating.
10:20We're arriving at the gala is a man who's made more oral contact than a cut-priced Turkish dentist.
10:26But the big question is, has Louis Armstrong decided to bring Harriet, or will he be blowing his own trumpet tonight?
10:37He has!
10:39Oh, they actually look quite sweet together, to be fair.
10:42Oh!
10:44Look at that.
10:45Oh, my God!
10:46Louis, and...
10:47Greetings.
10:48Hello.
10:48Welcome.
10:49Welcome.
10:49Welcome, welcome.
10:50She does.
10:51She looks phenomenal.
10:52Sir, you look excellent.
10:54Thank you very much.
10:54Speechless.
10:55I appreciate it.
10:55Yes.
10:56I've thought long and hard about whether I should take Harriet to the gala or not, and that's not because I don't like her.
11:02It's because I'm not sure if I'm 100% ready for commitment.
11:05But I'm not going to be fully ready for someone until I actually give them a chance.
11:10I mean, the pair of you, wow, hot, hot couple.
11:13You do look happy about that.
11:15Oh, do I, gosh.
11:16Yeah.
11:17I'm not going to lie, we were all expecting Louis to show up alone tonight.
11:22So the fact that he's found a connection with Harriet strong enough to show her off in front of everyone is a positive sign that we'll take from one of our most challenging clients.
11:31Okay, guys, well, you look amazing.
11:33Go and grab yourself a drink and go say hi to everyone and we'll catch up with you soon.
11:37Good to join the party.
11:39Thank you very much.
11:42And Louis wasted no time in sniffing out his fellow celebs to show off his plus one tooth.
11:48You look very dapper, my friend, I have to say.
11:51I thought the suit was right through the occasion.
11:53Even though the invite said black tie.
11:55I bought a princess along with you.
11:57Exactly.
11:57Goddess.
11:58Oh, thank you.
11:59They're gorgeous.
12:00Stunning.
12:01How are you feeling about all this?
12:02There's been no pressure from the start, so I feel like the last thing you want is pressure going forward.
12:06I like that, but I've got to say, as I look around the room, let's be honest, it's half your dates in here, Louis.
12:14Surely not.
12:15They wouldn't all fit in the room.
12:16Every other person.
12:17Let's look.
12:18Let's just look.
12:19Christ, she's got a point.
12:20Yes, yes, yes.
12:22Yes, kiss, but no date.
12:23Date, but no kiss.
12:25And take his glasses off, give him a shave.
12:27Why not?
12:28Yes, actually.
12:31Don't worry, Harriet, he's a one-woman man tonight, we hope.
12:39But open wide, Louis, because I hope you've got room for one more, as here comes another one to chuck into the mix.
12:45Your ex-flame and fellow celeb, Liv, arriving single but dressed to bingle.
12:53I'll fit Liv.
12:55Hi.
12:56Liv.
12:57Can I just say you all look gorgeous, just to soften the blow?
13:01Nice try, Liv, but they don't look best pleased.
13:03We were expecting someone with you.
13:06Yes.
13:07What happened to Jordan?
13:09It was really good.
13:10Started off flirty, and then towards the end it went very serious.
13:14Yeah.
13:15So then I was really honest.
13:17I spoke about today and I said, I just don't feel that spark between us.
13:21But this is such a surprise because at the agency there was a spark.
13:24I know, there was.
13:26My goodness, I could have put money on the fact that she would bring Jordan.
13:29I would never have anticipated that Liv would be ending her time in the agency solo.
13:35Well, babe, thank you for putting in the work.
13:38We'll chat to you later.
13:39Now go enjoy the gala.
13:41All right.
13:42I'll see you in there.
13:43See you in there, Liv.
13:44Bye.
13:44Bye.
13:45And there she is.
13:46There she goes.
13:47Single but happily so.
13:49Yeah.
13:50Night is young.
13:50The night is young, but it's old romances that are burning on Liv's mind.
13:54If you could look back, is there anybody that you would have given a second chance to now?
14:02It would have only been Liv.
14:03Oh, God, here we go again.
14:05Always.
14:06Yeah.
14:07And how do you feel about that now?
14:09I don't know.
14:11Really?
14:12Liv!
14:13I know me and Louis officially put a close to things, but we have been messaging for the last week.
14:19I'm not going to lie.
14:21It's got me a tiny bit confused.
14:24You're not the only one.
14:24These two have been on and off more times than Wayne Lillica's lucky boxers.
14:28So how do you feel about him turning up with someone?
14:31I'm not sure.
14:32Really?
14:33I still care about him.
14:35Yeah.
14:36Like, I genuinely want to see him with someone else, but I don't think he wants to see me with anyone else.
14:41And I did say it's a little not to move with someone just for the sake of it.
14:44No, of course not.
14:46They have to be so special.
14:47I'm really proud of you.
14:50I love you.
14:52I love you too.
14:54Cheers, baby.
14:55Cheers.
14:55I wonder if Donna will come with anyone.
14:57And speak of the devil.
15:01Here she comes now.
15:03And after our best date so far with Ben, I think we all know who's going to be by her side tonight.
15:09Oh, Donna, no!
15:10What the hell happened?
15:12Hi, Angel.
15:15Donna, how are you?
15:18Oh, my goodness.
15:20You've arrived here alone.
15:22Was this a conscious decision?
15:23Oh, yes.
15:24I think the agents are quite disappointed that I didn't bring anyone, but I didn't have a connection with Ben.
15:31And I'm not going to go out with someone because they're available.
15:35Independent, strong woman.
15:37Okay.
15:38Well, you know, I didn't get that spark from anyone.
15:40And I've decided I'm happy alone with my cat and my dildos.
15:47Christ, I hope it's an outdoor cat.
15:49Oh, it's such a shame to see Donna turning up on her own tonight.
15:52But you know what?
15:53To be honest, if you've been dating and you just haven't found that spark with somebody,
15:57then you have to be honest with yourself and she's done the right thing.
16:00We hope that you've found some tools to help you along the way in your dating journey from now on.
16:05Weren't you listening earlier, Doc?
16:07Many tools.
16:08Many tools.
16:10Dildo Donna doubling down.
16:12Respet.
16:13We've watched you step outside of your comfort zone, which is never easy.
16:19And I've met some wonderful people as well.
16:21It's lovely just to see you ending your experience here with us with a big smile on the face.
16:24And you're looking banging as well.
16:27So you need a drink.
16:28Yes.
16:29You need to go mingle.
16:30Catch up with you in a bit.
16:33Hello.
16:34Hello.
16:35Are you okay?
16:35I think we're definitely seeing her step into a phase where she feels a little bit more empowered about making better choices for herself.
16:41Yes.
16:41Yes, I have come alone.
16:42Tell me more.
16:44Well, I'm happy, babe.
16:45Love that.
16:45And I'm not settling.
16:47No.
16:47I love that.
16:48I love that for you.
16:49I'm right this way.
16:50Do you know what?
16:50I've come alone too.
16:52I have.
16:53Well done, babe.
16:54Look at us boxed women.
16:56This is it, isn't it?
16:56It's really empowering.
16:58Cheers.
16:58Nice improvising, Donna.
17:00Careful, though.
17:01Those breadsticks are left over from last year's gala.
17:04Fantastic.
17:05Get it down, yeah.
17:06Hello, Mark.
17:07Hello, there.
17:07Nice to see you again.
17:09Cheers.
17:09Oh, hello.
17:10What's going on here?
17:11Looks like Mark's been cornered by ex-date Jolly Josie.
17:14This shouldn't be all good at all.
17:16Good to see you again, love.
17:17So, how are you?
17:19Oh, I was looking forward to having another day.
17:22I know.
17:22Would you consider dropping the restraining order?
17:24Don't worry, Mark.
17:25She's joking.
17:26At least I hope she is.
17:27Oh, I don't know.
17:28We'll have to see.
17:29The Beast was sent to date Josie in order to test his commitment to Deanne.
17:34I'm amazed I can hit the ball.
17:35And while Josie thought she'd hit the bullseye, Mark was never going to do a 180 on his glam
17:43gran.
17:43You're great.
17:44I think Deanne is slightly ahead of you.
17:46I'm sorry, I'm going to be brutally honest.
17:48Oh, okay.
17:49But I'm sure she's over it now.
17:51Can I ask why you didn't pick me?
17:53Uh, maybe not.
17:55I just felt I was going to get a better date with Deanna.
17:59Like a blonde, don't you?
18:00I wondered why he slid into my DMs last week, the kinky beast.
18:04I think you'd rather have the truth straight up than me doing, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll
18:10see you again.
18:10And then in between suddenly you go, no, you don't want to see you.
18:12I'm going to ghost you.
18:13Well, that should surely put things to bed.
18:15Are you sure you made the right decision?
18:17She ain't giving up, is she?
18:18I am not that guy.
18:20No, I understand.
18:20Put this way, you'd never trust me if I did.
18:23Makes no sense, but okay.
18:25Well, I'll leave her that.
18:25Anyway.
18:26All right, take care.
18:27See you later.
18:27Yeah, if in doubt, just start walking away and she'll get the message.
18:31So as the singles continue to mingle, 00 solo Sam's been commandeered by the agents to find
18:37out the real reason our Chelsea Chalmers arrived alone.
18:40Hello.
18:40Hello there.
18:41Hello there.
18:41The Prince of Chelsea.
18:43We made it to the gala.
18:45Well, you made it to the gala.
18:46Just.
18:47But you made it on your Jack Jones.
18:50After a string of unsuccessful dates, Sam met Mahan on the away trip.
18:54You've got your shit together.
18:55And I think it's really attractive.
18:57Is it?
18:57Like tomorrow, I want to go there with you.
18:59All right.
19:00I feel like I need to have like a little part of conversation now.
19:02I think.
19:03Okay.
19:04I'll leave it.
19:05We will be back in a minute.
19:07And after momentarily throwing a posh paddy on their first date, when Louis stole Mahan for
19:12a chat.
19:12I've had a bad day in his mind.
19:14The Prince worked his charm to win back her affections.
19:17You're a treatment for sure.
19:19But on their last date, Sam made an unexpected U-turn.
19:22But I just don't know if it's like this spark.
19:24I couldn't be on another date with somebody else.
19:28I did want to try.
19:29Because there is an initial attraction on Mahan.
19:30She's a beautiful girl.
19:32It was just very kind of mundane.
19:33I meant that maybe me too.
19:34How did the date end?
19:35Time to fess up, Sammy boy.
19:37I mean terribly, to be honest.
19:38It was Mahan left.
19:41Pretty abruptly.
19:43I think it's because I said I don't see we have a spark.
19:45He's dropped the S-bomb.
19:46The agents look like they're going to explode.
19:49Well, we actually have her here.
19:50It's important for us to get her side of the story.
19:53Okay.
19:54So we'll call her in right now.
19:55Sam Prince, you're in the shit.
19:57Welcome back to Celebs Getting Bollocked.
20:10And regular attendee Sam Prince is about to receive another bollocking from former date team Ahan.
20:15And I have to say, it's been the highlight of the series.
20:18Hi, lovely to see you.
20:20Good to see you too.
20:21Good to see you.
20:22Come sit down.
20:23Thank you so much.
20:23How are you?
20:25I'm good.
20:25How's it going?
20:26Yeah, enjoying the gala?
20:27Yeah, this is lovely.
20:28I would quite like this sofa to swallow me whole.
20:34I feel extremely uncomfortable.
20:36I don't know where to look.
20:37I don't know where to sit.
20:38And I don't know what to say.
20:40He's explained to us that he said there wasn't a spark towards you and that you got up and left the date.
20:46Personally, I think there was a spark.
20:48Actually, the energy was quite strong.
20:50And that's why I picked Sam.
20:52But I think Sam is quite, um, he's not really good at communication.
20:57Obviously, we went on three dates in three weeks and the communication was so little that when you called me and asked me on another date, I was slightly confused.
21:04I was like, why?
21:05Like, why do you want to go out with me?
21:09We have spoken on the phone.
21:10We have been texting.
21:11I couldn't see us together.
21:13And I'd rather not waste your time and also my time.
21:15And I just, that was honest in that moment.
21:18But just, I, I've always been intentional with dating you.
21:21I always have been.
21:22Yeah.
21:22And now that everyone's processed, you're the one person who I have been more intrigued to get to know than anyone else I've met.
21:28I was so confused with the whole thing.
21:33I am, I promise you I am sorry.
21:37Thank you, Mahan.
21:38Sam, I don't think your intentions are bad at all.
21:40No.
21:41Without a doubt, you're a good guy, okay?
21:43With just some slightly dicky actions, but you're not a dickhead.
21:48Thank you so much.
21:50Not sure you should be thanking that, but fair play.
21:52What a way to finish my time at the agency.
21:54I'm not a dickhead.
21:55Give that man a blue pete a badge.
21:57Something to brag to the boys about at the polo club.
21:59One man who's also starred a fair few times on Celebs Getting Bollocked is Louie.
22:10But tonight he seems to be keeping a low profile, which is impressive.
22:14As half the room are disgruntled ex-day teas.
22:18Surely one of them wants to give him some shit.
22:20What about you, Jasmine?
22:22Hello.
22:23How are you doing?
22:23Perfect.
22:24You okay?
22:25Yeah.
22:25Oh, I'm getting a handshake.
22:26No, no, I was going to bring you down and then give you a hug.
22:28Okay.
22:29Louie and Jasmine's first date was out in Ibiza, and guess what?
22:32It ended with a snog.
22:34I know, hard to believe, isn't it?
22:36The face vacuuming continued on their second date back in Blighty.
22:41But then at the brunch, things blew up.
22:43You think neck and two girls, a girl in Ibiza, leave me, and then choosing a girl that you've just met.
22:48Mum's like, if you're just popping up for no reason.
22:50You have been a fuckboy.
22:52In short, this conversation could be a cracker.
22:55I feel like for me and you, we had such a good connection.
22:58And like, you know what we did.
22:59And then like, straight from the date, you kissed someone 24 hours after.
23:04That's what I'm on about.
23:05Mm-hmm.
23:06You did.
23:08Hang on, let me consult the big book of Louie Snogs.
23:12Fucking hell, it's massive.
23:13Hang on.
23:14Hang on.
23:15Bear with me.
23:16Mm-hmm.
23:17Who?
23:18Nadia.
23:19Yes, you did.
23:20Yeah.
23:20Yeah.
23:21Yeah, you did.
23:23Yeah, I apologise.
23:26Got it.
23:27Nadia.
23:27It was Nadia.
23:28Oh, am I too late?
23:30Because now you're acting all loved up with like Harriet.
23:34In front of me.
23:36It's a bit shitty.
23:38Listen, I'll hold my hands up.
23:40I do feel bad about the way I treated Jasmine.
23:42And I'll take all her points on board.
23:44But I wouldn't know who invited her because it weren't me.
23:48I reckon, Tom, don't let the sweet and innocent act fool you.
23:52He's actually a world-class shit stirrer.
23:54So where does that leave us now?
23:56We can be acquaintances, but, yeah, I think that's it.
24:02Before you go there, Louie, acquaintances with benefits is not a thing.
24:06From one former Louie lip-locker to another now, and as Liv turned up to the gala solo...
24:16Hello.
24:18...she's catching up with the agents.
24:20Hello.
24:21It's a skiving, glamorous funeral.
24:23It is.
24:24...which perfectly suits the mood as Liv's chances of finding love at the agency have died.
24:28R.I.P.
24:29The agents have had their work cut out to help find forever single Liv a match at the agency.
24:35Obviously, I've never been in a relationship, but I've had two back-to-back long situations.
24:40Maybe I'm too picky.
24:42But after finding Louie too hot to handle...
24:45She doesn't really mean anything now.
24:47Why not?
24:47Because you're just kissing everyone.
24:48...she continued to date.
24:50Who comes first?
24:52Me.
24:53Oh, so that's why you've been single for 29 years.
24:55But Liv struggled to find a spot with anyone because of that rascal, Louie.
25:00I'm here to actually find someone.
25:02I feel like my journey has been so distracted by you.
25:05We need to know everything, so what happened?
25:09If I was to have brought someone here, it would have to have been someone really special.
25:16If I'm being completely honest, there was only ever one person that I saw that potential in.
25:22Who is this person?
25:23Well, it would have been Louie before.
25:29I do feel like he's been a massive distraction from start to end, if I'm completely honest.
25:36Since the last brunch, he's been messaging me again, saying he misses me.
25:42Since the last brunch?
25:43Yeah.
25:46Did you respond back to him?
25:48I said, of course you do.
25:50See?
25:50So here we go.
25:52Is that bad?
25:52Yes.
25:53Because reciprocity means interest.
25:56Okay.
25:56Yeah.
25:56And when we were in Kent, I specifically asked you to stop.
26:01Cut all ties.
26:02All the communication cut all ties.
26:04So you see how you both have played a role in this state of confusion that you're in.
26:09Yeah.
26:09I'm disappointed in what's going on between Liv and Louie.
26:14Now, clearly, she still has feelings for him, but she knows deep down he will never, ever be the right partner for her.
26:22She needs to move on and get closure once and for all.
26:25The test of your value is by what and whom you allow in your life.
26:31That's the test of truly what you value.
26:33Yeah.
26:34The way you've said it then, oh, it really, like, resonates, and I think, oh, such a shame.
26:41Could have met someone really special, and I wasted it on someone that didn't deserve it.
26:45I think I'm more disappointed in myself because I've kind of gone back to bad habits.
26:52It's definitely time to put Louie into the back of my mind and start a new chapter for me.
26:57Do you know what, Liv?
26:58We do love you.
26:59Yeah.
26:59I love you, too.
27:00Yeah.
27:01You have brought a sparkle.
27:02You light up everywhere you go.
27:05Right?
27:05So we just don't want to see that light dimmed.
27:07Yeah.
27:08Tonight is going to be a big night for you.
27:10It is.
27:11Yeah.
27:11Big, big night.
27:12I'm ready for it, though.
27:14Okay.
27:14So as Liv prepares to give Louie both barrels later, there's a running theme tonight.
27:24Sam gets in trouble, then Louie gets in trouble, and now it's Sam's turn again.
27:27As for some reason, he's decided to go head-to-head with Annie from Manny.
27:32Brave man, Sammy.
27:34Hello.
27:35Hi.
27:36Annie.
27:36Lovely to see you.
27:38Lovely to see you.
27:39Pair of absolute liars.
27:41Sam and Annie first met back in Ibiza.
27:43Hey, good to see you.
27:44How are you?
27:44Hello.
27:45I'm gone.
27:46Where they had a date that hit new levels of orcs.
27:48What's your time?
27:50So, to be honest, my time is probably at Louis.
27:54But it was at the brunch when things got personal.
27:57So, Annie, did you feel physically attracted to Sam?
28:00I got basically the extra airwear.
28:04I have a cream that can help with that.
28:05Nice.
28:08You are the one person I will never forget our date.
28:10Good.
28:11But also, I've never got such a bad review.
28:14I just found you very fake.
28:17A bit dismissive and a bit arrogant.
28:19I bet Sam's regretting RSVP into this gala now.
28:23It's so nice to hear from Annie again, and she's listing all the things she hates about me.
28:26Perfect.
28:27I thought your comments at the brunch quite a lot.
28:31No?
28:33No, no.
28:34I'm just honest.
28:35I'm just honest.
28:36I just don't like being disrespected, and I don't like being...
28:45Disrespected?
28:46Yeah, it felt disrespected, yeah.
28:48You didn't want to be there.
28:50Listen, Annie, it's been an absolute...
28:53Shit show, bim, fire, clusterfuck.
28:54Interesting experience, and one thing I'll never forget is Annie from Annie.
28:59Yeah.
29:00Damn right, he'll probably wake up sweating and screaming every night here, and I'll say,
29:03I'm just being honest, Sam, I'm just being honest.
29:06I'm mad for it, bim, I'm money for the money.
29:08Anyway, Annie, thank you so much.
29:10Cheers.
29:10Yeah, cheers.
29:12Oops, missed the second one.
29:13Fuck.
29:14Sam's not having his best night, is he?
29:18That can't be said for the rest of the gala, as it's absolutely buzzing with romance.
29:24Easy on the tongue, Paolo.
29:26You were Andy sausage.
29:28Someone else full of love is Mark, and he's checking in with the agents with his delightful date,
29:32Diane.
29:33We have the beauty and the beast.
29:37A tale as old as time.
29:40After a sleepy start to his time at the agency...
29:44Oh, Mark, am I really glad?
29:45Oh, sorry.
29:47And some nightmare run-ins with the agents...
29:50Let's face it, we're smarter than you.
29:53That's contempt.
29:55You know, you want to be a teacher all the time, but be a damn student first.
29:58Our gentle giant has been nothing short of impressive.
30:01I do love the dress.
30:02It looks amazing on you.
30:04And he's been in dreamland ever since meeting Dishy Diane.
30:07Would you like to go to the gala?
30:09Yes, I would.
30:12A big part of Mark's journey here has been you've come in as a very intelligent man, known for your high IQ, but I think what became abundantly clear to us was that the EQ, the emotional intelligence, needed some work.
30:27Would you say that, though?
30:28Yes, that I really need to work on conflict resolution and avoidance.
30:35So, really, self-awareness.
30:36Yeah.
30:37It hasn't always been an easy time for Mark at the agency, but he does listen and he has definitely learned.
30:43I am genuinely really excited to see where him and Diane might go.
30:46We would love to know, Diane, does Mark flirt and if so, how?
30:50He does by getting off his nut on candle wax and reciting World War II stats.
30:54He does.
30:56He's just very considerate and he's going at my pace.
31:00He's like my nan would love him.
31:02My nan would absolutely love him.
31:04And my son does as well.
31:06My son says to me, the way that you're talking about him, you've always wanted to date an old-fashioned gentleman.
31:12Oh, OK.
31:13Would you say, at this point, you are only interested in dating each other?
31:18I would feel it would be totally inappropriate to not be exclusive.
31:23Get in there, Beastie boy.
31:24Yay!
31:26Took the words for out of my life.
31:28Yay!
31:29Like every episode of The Chase, old Clever Bollocks ends his time at the agency bloody winning.
31:36Hang on, what's this?
31:37A new arrival?
31:39The series is over.
31:40It's a bit late to join now, as Pete Witt's had a wax.
31:44Wow-a-wee-wa!
31:56Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating, where we're all on tender hooks to find out whose legs are these.
32:02And that incredible pair of, um, necklaces belong to?
32:06Oh, it's only the return of Christine bloody McGuinness.
32:12Yeah, don't worry about the whole process, Christine.
32:14You just come back for the fun bit at the end of all the free boos.
32:17Is that Christine?
32:19Yay!
32:19Oh, my God.
32:23She's back!
32:24Oh, my God.
32:25She is my baby girl.
32:27I miss you so much.
32:28I miss you too.
32:31Mum of three, Christine, arrived at the agency, ready to make some serious life changes.
32:36You been dating before?
32:37For the last three years, I've only dated women.
32:40I love you.
32:41Okay.
32:42And at the opening mixer, she battled nerves and met the lovely Leanne.
32:45Do you have any children?
32:46I've got three.
32:47So have I!
32:48I've got three as well.
32:49I've got twin boys.
32:51I've got twin boys.
32:52Have you got twins?
32:53Yes!
32:53But after flying her to sunny Ibiza...
32:56I'm a Sagittarius.
32:57I get what I want.
32:58..the spark soon fizzled.
32:59And after struggling with the pressures of dating in the public eye...
33:03I want to be able to just live freely and date whoever I want
33:05and then decide how much I want to share publicly.
33:09She made the tough call to fly home early.
33:12I've made the decision to leave the agency.
33:15Oh, wow.
33:18Sorry.
33:19Oh, tell us how life's been.
33:20What's happened?
33:21Me?
33:22Wow.
33:23You look like the whole world has lifted off your shoulders.
33:26That's what I feel like.
33:27I do.
33:27And I didn't realise how heavy it was for me.
33:30Yeah.
33:31Being away from home, just thinking about the kids constantly,
33:34the outside noise around my love life, the attention was just...
33:37It was too much.
33:38Really loud.
33:39The whole stuff I've cared about was my children, so I went home.
33:43I had a minute to, like, just take everything in.
33:46And then I spoke to the kids and...
33:48It's fine.
33:49And since then, honestly, it's been like a switch.
33:52I've carried on with life.
33:53I feel completely free.
33:54Just, like, just not bothered.
33:56Yeah, nice one, mate.
33:57Good for you.
33:58Good for you.
33:59Baby.
34:00What a lovely surprise to have Christine here at the gala.
34:03She looks amazing, as always, and she seems in a much better place.
34:06We've got loads to catch up on.
34:08Guess who's found love on the show.
34:11Did you have guessed it?
34:12Have you made someone?
34:13Yeah.
34:14Properly?
34:14Yeah.
34:16Told each other they loved each other, the whole shebang.
34:18Oh, you?
34:18What?
34:19Yeah, when?
34:20Look, I'm the gay guy, I'm allowed to gossip.
34:22You're not allowed to take that.
34:22I am allowed to gossip.
34:23Nothing like the bond of an old pop star friendship to keep a secret safe, eh, kids?
34:28I'm shocked.
34:28I'm shocked.
34:30But everyone, what about you?
34:32So is she.
34:33And was it, like, instant or...?
34:35Pretty much, yeah.
34:37No way.
34:38That's how long it's been since we've not seen it.
34:40What about you?
34:42I found someone as well.
34:43Yeah?
34:43No way!
34:44Yeah, I have, yeah.
34:45All right, Christine, don't act too surprised.
34:47You'll give the agents a complex.
34:49I should have stayed.
34:50You should have stayed.
34:51I could have been walking out of here with a little of my life.
34:53Well, if these two can find love, you could have been on your honeymoon by now, Christine.
34:58Liv, on the other hand, has already experienced the equivalent of two marriages and divorces with Louis.
35:03But this time, she looks like she means business, as she marches over to Louis with strict agent orders.
35:09Hello.
35:10How you doing?
35:11Me and Louis have tried to shut this down.
35:13But tonight, we need to be really clear with each other.
35:16Otherwise, this is never going to end.
35:18I feel like I've wasted this journey.
35:20Because you've been a distraction throughout my whole time.
35:24Is that my fault, though?
35:26A little bit, yeah.
35:29I apologise for being a distraction.
35:31I mean, you was a distraction for me, too.
35:33Oh, really?
35:35You don't think?
35:36That much of a distraction that you brought someone here tonight?
35:42I've been distracted by you the whole time.
35:44I haven't...
35:44Well, that means you didn't like anyone else enough to go with them.
35:48Because if you really had a connection with someone else,
35:50bar me,
35:53you would have probably found them.
35:55I don't...
35:56I think saying that I'm a distraction...
35:58No, but I think it's the whole, like, me cutting off and then you being like,
36:02I miss you.
36:02It's just not helpful, is it?
36:09I feel like me and Liv had a really strong connection at some point.
36:12And I think that it could have led to something.
36:15But she's so hard to read, it's kind of fizzled out.
36:20I have genuinely enjoyed our time together.
36:24But no more I miss yous.
36:27Yeah.
36:30I think it's for the best.
36:35That chat was difficult, but I'm glad we had it
36:38and we can finally put a full stop to the situation.
36:41And that's exactly what I'm going to do.
36:44Enjoy the rest of your night.
36:49Bye.
36:50Goodbye.
36:53I feel sick.
36:55I bet you do.
36:56Probably gutted he didn't squeeze in one final smooch for all time,
36:59say gay fella.
37:04We're back again.
37:06You look incredible.
37:08And speaking of missed opportunities,
37:10Christine's spilling the tea with Dr T.
37:12We would have had so much fun.
37:17And do you know what?
37:17It was just like everything felt so, so intense.
37:21And I haven't spoken to children about sexuality,
37:25about what we date with women.
37:27But the conversations happened really naturally.
37:29That is incredible to hear.
37:31It's really, really good to hear.
37:33I needed to do it.
37:33You needed that time.
37:34It was important that I've done that.
37:36I remember saying to Anna and Paul,
37:38they asked me, what are you hoping to find?
37:40And I said, more than anything, I'd really like to find myself.
37:43And I went and I've done that.
37:45And now I do feel like I can completely just be myself.
37:48Are you now sort of in a space where you're open to...?
37:52Yeah, completely.
37:53Yeah?
37:53Completely.
37:54Yeah.
37:54It's an exciting journey and you're just starting.
37:57And you know the agency doors are open whenever you want to come back.
38:01I'll be back.
38:02I can't believe that some of them have actually found love and they're really, really happy.
38:07I know.
38:08Who'd have thought these agents are actually capable of doing their job?
38:11Well, I think let's cheers to having an orgasmic day.
38:15I think it's an orgasmic day.
38:17Multiple times.
38:18Multiple times, babe.
38:20Yeah, as many as possible, please, might help drown out the sound of Kerry and S-Club John
38:25snogging their plus ones all night.
38:30Here she is.
38:31Look at you two, my lovely jubbly.
38:34Talking a witch, looks like Alquez has managed to pull herself away from Paolo
38:38for a final catch-up with A-Dubs and the Doctor.
38:41Do you know what?
38:41I don't know about you, but I'm sitting here and a little lump in the old throat, Kerry.
38:46Might be the breadsticks.
38:49Luckless in love, Keza returned to the agency with all the caution of a kitten near a cucumber.
38:54I feel like I'm in a really good place with me and I'm a little bit worried about letting
38:59somebody in my energy.
39:01And after writing off date after date faster than a cat up a drainpipe, the agents convinced
39:07her to take a punt on P.T. Paolo.
39:09How old is he?
39:10Look, 33.
39:11But despite low expectations on his height...
39:14No!
39:16Oh, my God!
39:17Oh, my God!
39:19I might as well just push him around in a bastard's grass!
39:23Five foot fucking eight!
39:26Kerry was on a high from their very first date.
39:28I've got to say to you, it's my favourite date so far.
39:31And the date's just kept on getting better and better, leaving our Keza feeling whole again.
39:36You've gone all this way through the agency again.
39:40Yeah.
39:41And here we are.
39:42I think this is your real transformation era.
39:46And I don't think it's the Paolo effect.
39:50I think it's the Kerry effect.
39:52Do I agree?
39:52I think it's seeing the green flags and accepting the green flags as healthy.
39:59So I'm a different person.
40:01You are really, really doing well.
40:03And actually, you do need but also want someone in your life that helps to compliment you.
40:09Absolutely, definitely.
40:11And we found that in Paolo.
40:12Yeah.
40:12Kerry, there's a lot of affectionate feelings in the room.
40:15Yeah.
40:18Have you said, I love you, to each other?
40:20Hello, moment of truth.
40:22I am madly, deeply head over heels.
40:27Wow.
40:28I am.
40:29I think he's a really, he blows my mind.
40:32I think he's amazing.
40:33Has anyone got any tissues?
40:34I used my last one when Christine walked in.
40:37It was emotional, okay?
40:38Kerry came into the agency very guarded from her previous relationships.
40:42But after learning to look beyond the superficial, she has landed herself a loving relationship which she thoroughly deserves.
40:50I couldn't be happier for her.
40:51So, tell us, babe.
40:54Yes.
40:54What is the future going to be with Paolo?
40:57I think you're spending more time together.
40:58He makes me really happy.
41:00Do you have plans on moving in together?
41:03I feel like it's going that way.
41:04I'm not going to lie.
41:05What advice would you give the Kerry of old?
41:10I've got you.
41:11I think it'll be all right.
41:12We've fucking got you.
41:13I think it's the first time I've been in agency not cried on that note.
41:20See you later.
41:21Have fun at the party.
41:22Bye, guys.
41:24With your hot date.
41:26Oh, she makes me want to cry.
41:31It's like sister vibes, huh?
41:32Well done, Kes.
41:33Yes.
41:34Incredible.
41:35Yes.
41:36Incredible.
41:37So, as the singles mingle their way into the night and the couples continue to cop up,
41:42Tom's assembled everyone in the main hall for a special announcement.
41:48Darlings all, lend us your ears.
41:51What's up with the headsets?
41:52Is Tom opening a call centre?
41:54Before we round off the festivities, my beloved colleagues have a few final thoughts for you.
42:01So, please put your hands together for our agents.
42:05Aww.
42:06We love the love.
42:11Well, guys, here we all are.
42:17It's been a big one.
42:19Okay?
42:20What a few weeks.
42:21I mean, we've had twists, we've had turns, it has been an emotional rollercoaster.
42:24You've dated, we've debated, and...
42:27I've been pretty good as well, I think.
42:29Most of you have listened.
42:31A few of you needs improvement.
42:35I'm really grateful for the agents and everything that they've taught me.
42:38They've really actually helped me become a man.
42:40And as for Harriet, we have a great time, good vibes, but there's no pressure.
42:45I'm not gonna miss all the telling-offs, but I do feel grateful and I have loved being part of the agency.
42:50I do secretly think they like me, a little bit.
42:53There's definitely a good guy in there somewhere.
42:55Lots of dramas, but also breakthroughs.
42:58But at the end of the day, you were all honest, and that was the most important thing.
43:03We grew together.
43:04I may not be leaving with a man, but it's put me in a space where I'm kind of open to get to know people, which is nice.
43:13John, Carrie, you came to us with your hearts on lockdown.
43:20Look at you now.
43:22I'm so grateful to the agents. The future is gonna be amazing. Definitely.
43:29I could never have dreamed that my time at the agency would end like it has.
43:32I'm leaving here with a boyfriend, someone who's helped me connect with a part of me that I haven't connected with in a really long time.
43:38And I'm really, really happy.
43:40In love, dare I say?
43:42Don't push it, Tara.
43:43Finally got your end away though, didn't you ask her, you naughty little not so celibate sex man?
43:48To all of you, all the datees.
43:51Yeah, okay, okay, okay.
43:55And to all the celebrities, we want to say thank you for going on this journey with us.
44:01I know I may not have found a partner, but I've learned that I've probably been looking in the wrong places.
44:06At least I know where to start now.
44:08Lots of things in life surprise me.
44:10Discovering I'm a good dater is right up there. I'm shocked.
44:13Deanna and I are gonna take things slow, but who knows what the future's gonna be.
44:17The chaser wins again.
44:19You opened up.
44:20And that's not easy, but you all did it.
44:23So for that, we thank you so much.
44:25All right.
44:26All right, so before we go, we have one last surprise for you and this is going to be epic.
44:42I want you to give it up for the celebrities.
44:45What's going on here?
44:47Are they doing a McBusted and giving us a new tune from S Club Kittens?
44:51Oh, holy shit.
44:54Buckle up your seatbelts, people.
44:56Looks like we're S Club, innit?
45:03If the beast does the robot, my life's work is complete.
45:07DJ got the party started, there's no end in sight.
45:11Everybody's moving to the rhythm that's in sight.
45:14Yes, S Club John, work it, baby.
45:17Tonight's a right situation.
45:20So I drove it left behind.
45:23So it's a magic, baby.
45:27I can see it there in your eyes.
45:30Fucking hell, it really is S Club Kitten.
45:33I'm currently dancing in my booth with a semi on.
45:36Going on they dance on, they dance on.
45:38And that's the magic, baby.
45:40Start with it, baby.
45:42Feel the music.
45:44Yes, Mark, robot, robot.
45:46Come on, Mark.
45:48Don't stop moving by you.
45:53I think this is the happiest I've ever been.
45:55Even P-Dog's up there.
45:57Work it, Beastly Boy.
46:00He's like a fucking wardrobe of Wikipedia up there.
46:03And they say TV's dying.
46:09Try prompting AI to make that shit happen.
46:11It would fry its stupid little robot brain.
46:14Laters, bitches.
46:16Beckett out.
46:33Beckett out.
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