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00:01Qualitas chaos continues this morning as hundreds of flights are cancelled domestically and internationally.
00:07While no comment has been made by Qualitas' CEO,
00:10spokespeople for Qualitas have said they take the consumer dissatisfaction very seriously
00:15but also cannot be responsible for factors outside their control.
00:19Still the highest rated airline in Syria, Qualitas is popular in the rating.
00:24Okay, regarding client list Nicole, we keep getting emails from Latabi.
00:28Okay, I wanted to talk to you about that. Do you mind if we pass on Latabi just because she was briefly-
00:31She was briefly dating your ex-Horby.
00:32Yes, who chronically gaslit me.
00:33Okay, he and therefore she is dead to us. She will never be our client.
00:35Thank you, I appreciate that. Also, now that we're in charge,
00:37we should work out a way to discard our dreg clients onto Ian
00:39now that we have Qualitas Fritz's golden egg.
00:41You are absolutely right. We still haven't got any word from Bobby about the next board meeting.
00:44I know, but when that happens, then we're in charge.
00:45And then we're in charge now, just not hired.
00:46On paper, financially or legally.
00:47Absolutely.
00:48No, totally, but today we need to focus on Qualitas.
00:50Qualitas, no, today's Qualitas.
00:51Passengers on Qualitas flight, QLF 156.
00:56So have you met me?
00:57Your flight has been cancelled.
00:58Yes.
00:59You must be Lisa Dove.
01:00That's me, Head of Loyalty. This is John Gamet Legal.
01:02And you are?
01:03Uh, Greta Goldman.
01:04Yes, and I'm Nicole.
01:06I thought you said Nicole Kidman for a second there.
01:10That'd be your name.
01:13So, uh, should we wait for your boss, the new Fritz?
01:17Ian Randall, is it?
01:18Oh, no.
01:19So we're actually...
01:20We're the...
01:21The boss is now.
01:22Yeah, that was an article on Talk Street about it.
01:24Yeah, so Ian's, um, irrelevant.
01:26Oh, no.
01:27Oh, my mistake.
01:28That's totally on me.
01:29I apologise.
01:30Wow.
01:31Well, this'll be fun.
01:32Have you ever been to the Captain's Lounge before?
01:34Uh, no.
01:35Just that.
01:36Think of it as Parliament House, but with better catering.
01:43It's a new day, Meredith, a new day.
02:00Morning, Ian.
02:01Ian, the girls have shuffled some of the clients.
02:04That's okay, Cody.
02:05Okay?
02:06They've palmed off the Hypnotists' Alliance.
02:08The last time you met Grazie or the Strange, we lost you for days.
02:11Ian, we can make it work.
02:13In fact, I welcome the excitement of the Hypnotists.
02:16Is that what we're on today?
02:17Uh, not quite.
02:19Uh-huh.
02:21Yes, that's right, Bobby.
02:23Inside the Tang Dynasty horse.
02:26Oh, no, of course.
02:27Of course I will.
02:28Crumpy's chips.
02:30Mm.
02:31If I buy triple crunch chips, I deserve triple the crunch, right?
02:35Hashtag not actually triple the crunch is trendy.
02:38Crumpy's is freaks.
02:39They want to run a statement by us.
02:40This is not triple, and I can prove it.
02:42Why am I on this?
02:43Where are the girls?
02:44Isn't stupid people on social media their entire wheelhouse?
02:48They're Equalities' Airlines.
02:49Oh, fuck!
02:50No!
02:51No, but what?
02:52But what about grumpy's?
02:54No statement, Cody.
02:55If anything, we need to reel this kid in before he goes full Erin Brockovich on us.
02:59Go and get some business cards printed and get me a cockatoo just in case.
03:03Meredith!
03:04Get me Bobby!
03:05A cockatoo!
03:06It's me.
03:07Is that Bobby?
03:08Pass me the phone.
03:09Hang on a minute, Bobby.
03:10Ian's waving at me.
03:11I think he wants to have a quick chat with you.
03:12Pass me the phone.
03:13Oh, okay.
03:14I'll write it down.
03:15Yep.
03:16Right?
03:17Okay, I'll just let him know.
03:18Bobby's far too busy to have a chat with you today, but he wants me to pass this message
03:20on to you.
03:21Oh?
03:22Oh?
03:23Okay, I'll just let him know.
03:25Bobby's far too busy to have a chat with you today, but he wants me to pass this message
03:29on to you.
03:32Oh?
03:33Okay, we'll meet for brunch tomorrow.
03:41Is that?
03:42Yep.
03:43And he's with her.
03:44So that's true.
03:45And he's still alive.
03:46And that's the chair off.
03:47I know.
03:48And we're here.
03:49And we're here too.
03:50And we're here too.
03:51Which is good.
03:52Yeah.
03:54Welcome to the Captain's Lounge.
03:56Your pins.
03:58With those, you can come and go whenever you like.
04:00Can I get you anything?
04:02Oh, so do you have the menu?
04:04Oh, there's no menu.
04:05You can just order whatever you want.
04:07Anything.
04:08Anything.
04:09Uh, do you have a Neuro Explosion Brain Juice?
04:14Of course.
04:15I'll have one of those too, actually.
04:17Times three, thanks Dante.
04:18I'll just have an Apricot Boba Latte with a Russell Berry Infusion.
04:23My favourite.
04:24Oh, and uh, just some Iranian pistachios for the table.
04:28Of course.
04:29So we're across the top line, but is there anything in particular you wanted to discuss?
04:36Well, the issue is we're selling tickets to flights, but the flights keep getting cancelled.
04:40Yeah.
04:41We're across the stats.
04:4227% increase in net negative comments online in the past month.
04:45We don't think you have a real problem here.
04:46I mean, your comms team is right on message.
04:48This is a temporary problem caused by a nationwide skill shortage.
04:51Exactly right.
04:52With that one sentence, you've acknowledged the problem, but then shifted the focus to the
04:55apathy of the modern worker and the jumbled priorities of the current government.
04:58Oh, yes.
04:59It's a wonderful comms strategy when it's relevant.
05:03But the issue we have is we're not cancelling the flights.
05:10I think John is a better place to explain this.
05:13Bobby Barr, leave a message.
05:16Hi, Bobby.
05:17Look, I know the girls are in charge, but they've taken Qualitus, which is like Captain's Lounge access.
05:23And the thing is, my dad actually brought Qualitus into the firm, so it was always meant to go to me.
05:29It's kind of his dying wish.
05:32So anyway, call me back.
05:34Oh, I'm on Crumpy's today.
05:37It's actually quite big potato chips.
05:39So, yeah, if I don't pick up, I will call you back.
05:43Okay, call me.
05:45Well, from a legal perspective, Qualitus Airlines doesn't sell tickets to scheduled flights.
05:50I mean, that's just the marketing.
05:52Marketing?
05:53But isn't selling tickets to flights your entire operation?
05:56Air travel is a very complicated business.
05:58If we guaranteed people we'd get them there at the exact time we said we would, we'd leave ourselves open to all sorts of risk.
06:05Like what?
06:06Well, mainly the risk of having to get people where we said we would, when we said we would.
06:10We can't have that.
06:12Fish Bombay, sir.
06:15Right, so, when I buy a ticket to a flight, what am I buying?
06:21You are buying the right to travel on one of our planes at some point in the future.
06:24But with no guarantee about when it would leave or arrive?
06:27Definitely not, no.
06:28Right, but the ticket has an arrival and departure time on it.
06:31Ah, see?
06:32No, it doesn't.
06:33People often get confused by that.
06:35See, that's not a departure time.
06:37That's an aspirational goal.
06:39Like a New Year's resolution or a climate target.
06:47Maybe if we explain our thinking a bit here.
06:49I think that would be helpful.
06:51Yeah, we'd love to understand your thinking.
06:54Uh, are you okay, Ian?
06:58Done.
06:59Just, uh, instant messaged him.
07:00Oh, great.
07:01Oh, I got the business card you were after.
07:03Uh, did you want to chat?
07:04These kids are all the same.
07:05You just have to show them the love and attention that their fathers never gave them,
07:08and you can get them to do anything you want.
07:10How would you like to become our chief crunchologist?
07:13Regards, Crocky.
07:14Regards?
07:15Who's running their account?
07:16It's giving a sad 50-year-old divorcey energy pretending to be a fake cockatoo.
07:21Well, that's not true.
07:23I'm 48.
07:24Did you give me that cockatoo?
07:26Oh, I tried, Ian.
07:27But, um, hiring a cockatoo, like, you need to get an animal wrangler.
07:31Well, just go and buy a cockatoo, Cody.
07:34This is our job.
07:37Are you sure you don't want to talk about Greta and Nicole snapping up Fritz's legacy clients?
07:41I mean, we could come up with a strategy.
07:43We've got a strategy, Cody.
07:44And it requires you to go out and buy me a cockatoo.
07:48A cockatoo that talks.
07:50I can handle this.
07:52I-I-I just need to instant message this kid again.
07:55Brands are trying to co-op me, but I speak the truth and all my followers know that.
08:01Here at Qualitus, we're customer first, so last year we did this wonderfully illuminative customer satisfaction survey.
08:07The feedback we received very clearly suggested that our customers really value being able to book a flight at the exact time they need to fly.
08:15That I understand. I'm following that logic.
08:17Mm-hmm.
08:18But in reality, I mean, that would mean scheduling around 1,700 more flights.
08:21Hiring 400 more staff.
08:23And 120 more planes than we currently have or have the ability to have.
08:27Mm.
08:28So you're selling tickets to flights that don't exist on planes you don't have, crewed by staff that you will never hire.
08:34Mm-hmm.
08:35Mm-hmm.
08:36We optimised for satisfaction in the ticket purchase flow.
08:39Then later we'd cancel the flight and move them onto flights we actually had scheduled.
08:43It was our way of saying, oh, look at our willingness to hypothetically have these flights scheduled.
08:48It was just a marketing thing.
08:49It's just marketing.
08:50Well, yes, we know marketing. We're quite well versed in marketing.
08:53We just usually see marketing as a way of selling or promoting something that does, in fact, exist.
09:00I think what Greta's trying to say is, um, well, some people might not be so sympathetic to the fine line that you've drawn between marketing hypotheticals and, um, fraud even.
09:09Mm.
09:14Fritz never used to think so.
09:17Fritz just loved the captain's lounge. We still have his drinks special up on the board.
09:24You know, I would say, let's have four Fritz spritzes right now.
09:28But it's too much gin for me and the spritz part is actually just carbonated vodka.
09:33Wasn't he classic?
09:35Look, Fritz knew that regulators here were always very understanding of the unique challenges that airlines faced.
09:41But the recent uptick in consumer complaints has them poised to ask more questions.
09:46But, luckily, they still think the flights were cancelled.
09:49I mean, rather than not existing in the first place.
09:51Which, again, Greta, is really just marketing distinction.
09:54Oh!
09:55Thank you, Dante.
09:56Thank you, Dante.
09:57It's, um...
09:58And...
09:59My boba.
10:00Mm-hmm.
10:01Yummy.
10:02And Fritz knew all of this.
10:03Oh, yeah.
10:04Oh, yeah.
10:05Fritz, Fritz, Fritz.
10:06Frozen Fritz.
10:07Oh, yeah.
10:08Oh, yeah.
10:09Fritz Fritz Fritz.
10:10Frozen Fritz.
10:44Oh, hi. I'm here about the chatty bird.
11:03He's here for the bird.
11:06Nice place.
11:09Oh, well, hello there.
11:12What a cute little bird.
11:14Shut up, bitch!
11:17The 500.
11:19Uh, I know the ad said it spoke, but I didn't realise...
11:23Shut up, bitch!
11:25Um, I just need to check with my boss about the, um...
11:30You know what? I'll take the bird.
11:35Yeah, thanks.
11:36Yeah.
11:36So, any thoughts?
11:39Well, uh, in the event that the regulator digs deeper...
11:42Yeah, and disagrees that this is a sort of marketing miscommunication slash, um, befuddlement and more sort of a...
11:48Scam slash fraud, uh, we'll need a strategy.
11:51So, what did you have in mind?
11:55Well, I think we need to address these consumer complaints.
11:58Take control. Go on the offensive.
12:01Yes, we can use our extensive media contacts to initiate a perspective adjustment on the narrative around Qualitus and these cancellations.
12:09Hmm, well, exactly.
12:11And I think we, we just tell the truth.
12:17Um, and, and the truth is that this isn't war crimes we're talking about, is it?
12:24It's not. It's definitely not that.
12:25This is just cancelled flights.
12:29It's first world problems.
12:31Exactly.
12:35First world problems.
12:36Hmm. First world problems.
12:38Good.
12:38Hmm.
12:46How was your brain's explosion juice?
12:48Really good.
12:48How was your bro bar?
12:49Life-changing.
12:51Yes, we want to run with first world problems, Adam.
12:54But, like, yes, 6pm is great.
12:57But thanks to my dark web followers, I can reveal that the ageing social media manager behind the cringe DM bride is this guy called Ian Randall, who works at his dead dad's PR firm, and he's a Nepo baby.
13:09What the fuck?
13:10Posting his home address below.
13:12What? No!
13:14Tony!
13:15The PR firm's called Fritz and Randall.
13:17Frank Fritz died of old age a few days ago.
13:20Hey, Ian, if you're watching this, why does everyone around you die of old age?
13:24Sorry for your loss, Boomer.
13:26Politis initially denied allegations that it had done anything wrong, but today it said it would no longer find any allegations.
13:32Politis Airlines is facing mounting scrutiny tonight over its ticketing practices.
13:37But many in the industry are pushing back, saying it's hardly the biggest problem in the world if travellers find themselves stranded in Bali for an extra day.
13:45The airline's regulator, Brian Polson, says it's now on his radar, and he will act swiftly and without hesitation if Politis has misled consumers.
13:54Shut up, bitch!
13:56Well, girls, you've done it. First world problems is everywhere.
13:59The media around flight cancellation complaints is off the charts.
14:01Well, that's great, Jo.
14:02You are welcome.
14:03No, no, not great, not welcome.
14:06What do you mean, John?
14:08So, slight problem, girls.
14:09Doubling down on the press has put a target on our backs.
14:12Brian Polson has informed us he needs to act.
14:14Well, no, the regulators only need to be seen to act, John.
14:17And our strategy was always to get ahead of a likely probe, and the press we rallied changes the nation's attitude.
14:22Oh, and it gives Brian space to drop the whole thing in a matter of weeks.
14:25We just have to wait it out.
14:28I think that ship has sailed.
14:29We need to get out in front of this and explain that what we are doing is perfectly legal.
14:33Okay, respectfully, that is a terrible idea.
14:35Respectfully, I agree.
14:36Well, we're going to go with our gut here, girls.
14:37We appreciate your attempts, but this is a very tricky business we're dealing with here.
14:41Fritz always understood that, and I'm not sure you do.
14:43Okay, sorry, but we actually managed to...
14:45What we've done is actually created it.
14:47Why don't we schedule another chat once this has been handled on our end?
14:50Possibly there's a misalignment of skill sets here that makes this ongoing partnership hard on both of us.
14:56Okay?
14:56Wait, sorry, can't we just...
14:59What just happened?
15:00Should we just get...
15:00Well, what does this mean for the captain's lounge?
15:02Oh, Ian, you're still here.
15:12You didn't hear anything.
15:13I mean, we didn't disturb you, did we?
15:15How are you going on your work that you're working on?
15:19Yeah, great.
15:20Great?
15:21Great.
15:21Yeah, yeah, really great.
15:23You?
15:24Ah, also great.
15:25Really great.
15:25Basically great.
15:26Great.
15:26Well, here we are, burning the midnight oil.
15:31Yes.
15:32Anything you need help on?
15:35Um...
15:35Qualitas maybe?
15:36No.
15:37No?
15:38No?
15:38Wouldn't think so, no.
15:39No, I can't...
15:40Yeah, I can't think of anything we need.
15:43Mm-hmm.
15:43So...
15:44Did you need help with...
15:45No, I don't.
15:46Yeah.
15:46No, I don't...
15:47Okay.
15:49I mean, there is just one thing.
15:51What is it, Ian?
15:52Well, it's nothing really, but it does seem that I have been doxed by a 14-year-old.
16:01Well, I am very impressed you know what doxed means, Ian.
16:04Doxed how, Ian?
16:05Well, the thing is, what I did is I instant messaged him as Crocky the Cockatoo.
16:10Like, DM'd him as a character.
16:11Yeah.
16:11And, uh, I offered him the title of Chief Crunchologist.
16:15So, Crumpies, why did you do that?
16:16Well, it was a classic co-option play.
16:19And then he doxed me.
16:20Yes, well, that part makes sense now.
16:21Okay, I kind of have to say this.
16:24So, Ian, um, full name, address...
16:27Everything.
16:28This kid is playing 4D chess.
16:31You think he might be a lot older and just pretending to be a 14-year-old?
16:34No, Ian, I think that's you doing that.
16:36Okay, this kid clearly calls for an irony-peeled response.
16:38Irony-peeled?
16:39Uh-huh.
16:40In your day, Ian, kids were just happy or sad.
16:42Now they're all nihilistic antenatalists.
16:44What?
16:45They've got a dark sense of humor, Ian.
16:46You have to drag this kid to hell.
16:48Yes, mean is funny again, Ian.
16:49These kids are exhausted by the big guy pretending to be their friend.
16:52They're way too deep in their Reddit threads about billionaires for that.
16:54What's funny to them is owning that you, you, the brand, slash the big guy,
16:57suck.
16:58Own that you suck, Ian.
16:59Own that you suck.
17:00Own that I suck.
17:01Mm-hmm.
17:01Right.
17:02And what about the doxing?
17:03Oh, like Nicole's ex-boyfriend Lamar, Moonlight, says a black hat hacker.
17:06He can help scrape everything from the internet.
17:07I think he's already on payroll.
17:09Yes, we can get him to help Cody download Tor.
17:10Done.
17:11Tor?
17:11Oh, thanks.
17:16I think we have to do another one.
17:17Do we have to ask?
17:18I'm going to do that.
17:20Um, also Ian, just on Qualitus.
17:23Yeah?
17:24If Qualitus was, say,
17:26like threatened with a fine for running a scam operation selling flights that don't exist,
17:29what would you recommend they do about that?
17:31Well, uh, have you found out what their pain point is?
17:35Their what?
17:35Their maximum acceptable cost basis for the fine.
17:39The first rule of these things is always find out what their pain point is.
17:43How much money did they make running the scam?
17:46Marketing.
17:47And what's an acceptable cost of doing that business?
17:50They'll have a number.
17:51Okay, but they're in real trouble with the regulators.
17:53Yeah, exactly.
17:54Brian Poulsen must be up their arse.
17:57So find out the price, which the fine makes the cost of doing that scam...
18:01Marketing.
18:02...not worth doing.
18:03And then, if you can deliver a fine lower than that, everybody wins.
18:07Well, except for the schlubs who bought the tickets.
18:10Okay, well, thanks, Ian.
18:12Thanks, Ian.
18:13Finding out their price is not the hard part.
18:15The hard part is getting the fine down.
18:17Okay, so how do we do that?
18:18For that, I need in.
18:21What do you mean?
18:22You get to keep Qualitus as a client, but I get one of those.
18:29Captain's Lounge.
18:29Lisa, John, thanks for jumping back on with us.
18:34We heard John's interview.
18:35We're sorry that Brian's being so obtuse about the marketing of this matter.
18:39Well, what is it you think we should do?
18:41Well, our question is this.
18:43What is your maximum acceptable marginal cost basis for the fine?
18:46Mm-hmm.
18:56Around $570 million.
18:58$570 million is the profit margin?
19:01Oh, God, no.
19:02Way more than that.
19:03But if we can get out of it for $570 million, it won't hurt our margins.
19:06The cost of doing business.
19:08Okay, leave it with us.
19:10I'm sure we can get that fine down for you.
19:12Anything else?
19:14No, I think that's it.
19:15Nothing's coming to mind.
19:16Yeah, that was the one question that we had.
19:17Just that one question, and that's out there now.
19:19So I reckon we can wrap it up.
19:20So wrap it up, absolutely.
19:22Well, thanks, guys.
19:23Nice to be seen.
19:24Okay, well, that's great, but how do we get the fine down?
19:26Do I get Captain's Lounge?
19:28We tried everything, Ian.
19:28Yeah, first thing we asked, they came back with no way.
19:31It's like a big, resounding no.
19:32But you still have X's?
19:34I mean...
19:35Yes, that's true.
19:36I do.
19:37Oh, why did you use my X's?
19:39Oh, well, if that's how you want to play it, then good luck getting the fine down.
19:45Ian, let's see how many razzleberry girl fizzes you're going to be able to order before
19:49they realise you're useless to them and they shred your access for good.
19:53I mean, I'm sure Bobby and the board are going to be delighted when they discover that
19:57you've lost the biggest airline in the country as a client on your first week in the job.
20:02Oh, Ian, are you crying?
20:07No, I'm not crying!
20:09Ian, it looks like you're crying.
20:11I'm not!
20:11I'm not crying!
20:13Ian, I had no idea the Captain's Lounge meant this much to you.
20:16It means that much to everyone who knows about it.
20:19We don't have peerages in this country.
20:23Captain's Lounge is the closest you'll get to a knighthood.
20:28There's no menu!
20:29You!
20:32OK, that was, like, really emotionally intense, Ian, but it gave me an idea.
20:34Nicole, this is how we get the fine down!
20:36I know what you're saying and I'm going to get Brian Paulson's number right now.
20:39I'm really glad you had the catharsis, Ian.
20:40Yeah, men expressing emotion is really good, Ian.
20:42What?
20:42Ian, Bert, the ad said it was fluent in English.
20:47Shut up, bitch!
20:48Oh, it is fluent in some English.
20:50Wait, is that...
20:52Oh, it's perfect.
20:53Oh, I see.
20:54Oh, Ian, you're going to nail this.
20:56Shut up, bitch!
20:57Shut up, bitch!
20:58Shut up, bitch!
20:58I'm not surprised by that.
21:02Here we go, guys.
21:08Guys, I'm here at Fritz and Randall, the most boring office I've ever seen.
21:11Oh, my God.
21:12What is this?
21:13Hi, Leo.
21:14Hey, this is Leo.
21:15Oh, Leo.
21:16Very pleased to meet you.
21:19Your YouTube's a very clever.
21:20I love your work.
21:22Cringy and Randall giving MPC, you're doing too much.
21:24Uh, you want to meet Crocky the Cocker, too?
21:27He's very excited to meet you.
21:29Do you or do you not admit that Triple Crunch chips are actually not Triple the Crunch?
21:32Wait, are you live streaming this?
21:34You can't ask me not to live stream.
21:36No, no, no.
21:36Live streaming's fine by me.
21:38Here we are.
21:39Crocky, what do you think about Leo's really cool investigation?
21:43Shut up, bitch!
21:46Wait, that's so fucking funny.
21:48Well, you just got dragged to hell, my friend.
21:51Bitch!
21:51Guys, are you saying this?
21:54It's a talking bird.
21:55Bitch!
21:55You're a bitch!
21:56You're a bitch!
21:57Shut up, bitch!
21:58Shut up, bitch!
21:59They were running a scam operation.
22:01It was just clever marketing.
22:03That's what Fritz used to say.
22:04Brian, the point is, Qualitas can't afford this.
22:06If the fine were to be more than 20, 30 mil at most, they'd have to start cutting back.
22:10Cutting back?
22:11Offshoring jobs, cutting roots.
22:13Oh, they always threaten that.
22:15The captain's lounge would have to go, Brian.
22:17What?
22:17They wouldn't.
22:19Well, we were in a meeting just yesterday.
22:21When they mentioned how much it costs to run.
22:23Mm.
22:24I don't think they'd get rid of it entirely.
22:26I think they'd just start slashing access.
22:28Your name came up, actually.
22:30My name?
22:31Mr. Pulsar.
22:31Whoa!
22:32It's time to go.
22:32What?
22:33No, you can't.
22:34Your flight, sir.
22:35Oh!
22:37Of course.
22:38Well, um, I'll see what I can do, girls.
22:43I'm sorry.
22:44I'm sorry.
22:44I'm sorry.
22:45I'm sorry.
22:45I'm sorry.
22:46I'm sorry.
22:46I'm sorry.
22:47I'm sorry.
22:47I'm sorry.
22:48I'm sorry.
22:48I'm sorry.
22:49But it wasn't only the one in the Tang Dynasty horse.
23:04There was one in Fritz's office, and also one in the kitchen behind the television set.
23:08Is that it?
23:10Well, yes.
23:10Well, Meredith, I mean, if you told me that Fritz had installed tiny cameras in your office
23:15for the purpose of covertly recording our clients and God knows what else, I'd say,
23:19yeah, that's exactly right.
23:20I mean, it's totally Fritz.
23:22He was a scary freak.
23:24But this has to be a bad look for us, for Fritz and Randall.
23:27Well, we were all aware of his peeping proclivities, Meredith, and we are all complicit.
23:33We are eating complicit sushi and drinking complicit wine.
23:36I don't know a single thing about that.
23:38Fritz was a good man.
23:39You're so funny, Meredith.
23:43You cracked me up.
23:44I did not know that about you.
23:46Did you know that?
23:47Meredith, you haven't watched the footage, have you?
23:50No.
23:51Oh, fantastic.
23:52See, you haven't watched it.
23:53I haven't watched it.
23:54I mean, maybe it doesn't even exist, right?
23:56What we have here now is fruiting as footage.
24:00You like that one, Bob?
24:03You see that?
24:03I just live for that reaction.
24:06When he smiles, it just makes me melt.
24:09Meredith, listen to me, okay?
24:12I need you to listen very carefully.
24:14Don't watch the footage.
24:16I need you to keep it somewhere safe.
24:17Very, very safe.
24:18You know, like the inside of a tank dynasty horse.
24:20And leave this burden with me.
24:22Okay.
24:23Now, unfortunately, yes, the ethical thing to do is inform all of our clients that everything
24:27they said or did with Fritz and Randall, Fritz's error, is recorded on tiny cameras we possess.
24:33And how do we know she hasn't watched it?
24:38You don't.
24:43Well, now, Dodd, we won't be questioning Meredith's integrity.
24:46She's always been our most loyal employee.
24:50Oh, Meredith, before you go, I always wanted to ask, what did you see in Fritz?
24:53You know, his youth, his good looks, his love of women other than yourself?
25:00I think it's best no one else knows about this.
25:02Oh, well, I could not agree more, Meredith.
25:05Our lips are sealed if yours are.
25:08We need to lock her down, Dodd.
25:10The airline regulator slapped a $25 million fine on Politis, where it says with serious breaches
25:36in marketing practices, Politis says it will accept the fine, but blamed cancellations on
25:42higher than usual amounts of weather.
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