00:00Hey, paisanos! It's the Super Mario Brothers Super Show!
00:07We're the Mario Brothers, and plumbing's our game
00:12We're not like the others who get all the fame
00:14If your sick is in trouble, you can call us on the double
00:17We're faster than the others, you'll be hooked on the brothers
00:19Uh!
00:23Hooked on the brothers
00:24Yo, you're in for a treat, so hang on to your seat
00:31Get ready for adventure and remarkable feats
00:33You'll meet Koopas and Troopers, the princess and the others
00:36Hanging with the plumbers, you'll be hooked on the brothers
00:38To the bridge
00:47Uh!
00:48Uh!
00:49Uh!
00:50Uh!
00:51Uh!
00:52Uh!
00:53Uh!
00:54Uh!
00:55Uh!
00:56Uh!
00:57Uh!
00:58Uh!
00:59Uh!
01:00The brothers!
01:01The brothers!
01:02The brothers!
01:03Look at this
01:04Harry Blackstone Jr. wrote back to me
01:06Listen to this
01:07Dear Luigi, thanks for your support
01:10It's great to have fans like you
01:12Huh?
01:13If I'm ever passing through your neighborhood
01:15I'll stop by to say hello
01:17Magically yours, the king of illusion
01:19Blackstone
01:20Wow, Mario, could you imagine that?
01:22Wouldn't it be neat if Blackstone came here?
01:25That will never happen
01:30Blackstone!
01:32Wow!
01:33Wow!
01:34Great to see you!
01:35How are you?
01:36I'm terrific
01:37You know, it's good to see you
01:38How is your magic act going?
01:40Ah, I tell you not so good, Blackstone
01:42You know, I'm having trouble
01:44A lot of trouble
01:45With that disappearing object trick
01:47Oh!
01:48I'll tell you what
01:49Why don't you demonstrate it for me
01:50And perhaps I can give you a couple of pointers
01:52You will do that for me?
01:53Of course
01:54Wow!
01:55Mario!
01:56Can I board a ball?
01:57Sure
01:59Thanks!
02:04Thanks
02:06Okay, now
02:07I cover the ball
02:08Yeah
02:09And
02:10I say the magic words
02:11The basketball
02:12Will vanish
02:13Here we go
02:14Whooshy
02:16Whooshy
02:17Goose
02:18Goose
02:19Basketball
02:20Will now
02:21The moose
02:22No, no
02:23Those are not the right magic words
02:24Those are the wrong magic words
02:26Here, try this
02:27It's
02:28Gooshy
02:29Whooshy
02:30Moose
02:31Moose
02:32Oh
02:33Whooshy
02:34Whooshy
02:35Whooshy
02:36Moose
02:37Moose
02:38Moose
02:39Basketball
02:41Will now
02:42The moose
02:43The moose
02:44The moose
02:47I did it
02:48Very good, Luigi
02:50Now you know the correct magic words
02:52Yes sir
02:53And I want you to be very
02:54Oh, I'm sorry
02:55I've got to go
02:56I've got a luncheon appointment with Eric Estrada
02:59Oh ho ho ho
03:00Oh, word of caution
03:02Be careful how you use those magic words
03:04Because sometimes they can be a lot of problems
03:06Gotcha, Blackstone
03:08Yeah, goodbye, fellas
03:09Farewell
03:10Mario
03:15I can now make things disappear
03:18Phew
03:19By the way
03:20I'm sorry about your ball
03:22Don't worry about it, Luigi
03:23It was your ball
03:28Super Mario Brothers Super Show will return
03:32Now back to the Super Mario Brothers Super Show
03:36Yo, yo, it's the Mario Brothers
03:38And plummings the game
03:39Found the secret water show
03:40While working on the drain
03:41Fealing the princess a hand
03:42In the Mushroom Land
03:43From the action with the plumbers
03:44You'll be hooked on the brothers
03:48Now, evil Koopa and his troopers
03:50Are up to misbehavin'
03:51They kidnapped the princess
03:52Mushroom Land
03:53With samin'
03:54Abusing and confusing
03:55Everybody who discovers
03:56They can't help but
03:57Be hooked on the brothers
03:58Uh!
03:59Uh!
04:08Komerslov, number 1014
04:10We were travelling through a strange land called Turtlevania
04:14Somebody had pulled a plug on that big bathtub in the sky
04:18And we were soaked!
04:20Oh, I'm freezing!
04:22When are we gonna find a place to sleep?
04:25Never fear, princess
04:26There's bound to be a motel around here somewhere
04:34Those pesky plumbers are playing right into my fangs
04:38Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
05:08I wish they never came to Turtlevania.
05:15I'm cold and wet and hungry, Mario.
05:17How about some spaghetti?
05:19It's my leftovers, Luigi.
05:21You ain't all yours.
05:23But you had three orders.
05:24I only had one.
05:26Come on, Mario.
05:28There's these.
05:29Okay, but just one bite.
05:31Spaghetti knife!
05:43Yow!
05:45Grab him, Luigi!
05:50I can't hold on!
06:01Follow that bat!
06:07We've got to get that spaghetti back!
06:10Oh, no!
06:11Look where he's going!
06:13Mmm, scary!
06:17I'm not going in there.
06:19It looks like a boarding house for vampires.
06:22Come on, Luigi!
06:23Nobody believes in vampires anymore!
06:26I do.
06:27Look!
06:28We need shelter!
06:29And maybe we can get that spaghetti back!
06:31We need rooms for the night!
06:39We've got rooms you'll never forget!
06:43I don't like this creepy castle.
06:46You like sleeping in the rain better?
06:59Uh, what are you looking at?
07:01Are you talking to yourself again, Luigi?
07:04Look at the p-p-p-paintings!
07:07What?
07:08Huh?
07:11Your room, miss.
07:12Thank you!
07:14You two guys with hairy lips can stay here!
07:21What's behind door number three?
07:26Let me guess!
07:27Don't strain your brain, Toad!
07:30Hey, how'd you know my name?
07:34Who are you?
07:40You're Mouser!
07:42You're Koopa's stooge!
07:44It's mouse equal to you, fungus face!
07:50I'm trapped!
07:51I tell you, there's vampires here!
07:53I tell you, there's vampires here!
07:55Stop already!
07:56I'm too hungry to worry about vampires that don't exist!
08:02Hey, where did you get that?
08:04I thought the tweet about stole your spaghetti!
08:07It did!
08:07But this is my spare ravioli!
08:14Holy macaroni!
08:17My ravioli!
08:19Fang marks!
08:21Every drop of tomato sauce!
08:23Gone!
08:24Now, will you believe me?
08:26Tomato sauce sucking vampires!
08:29Let's get out of here!
08:31We're locked in!
08:34If only you could talk!
08:37Bugger, mushroom mouth!
08:39Oh, yeah?
08:40How about a no-stop?
08:43Yeah!
08:45Well, well, well!
08:47A spirit passage!
08:54It's my home!
08:58Hey, guys!
09:00Vampires!
09:01No, guys!
09:03It's me!
09:04And I know a way to get out of here!
09:06Come on!
09:07Let's find a princess!
09:09Where is everybody?
09:11Where's the door locked?
09:13Come on, princess!
09:14Let's split this spooky joint!
09:18Welcome to the castle of Count Cupola!
09:21Dinner is served!
09:24And you're the main course!
09:30I just lost my appetite!
09:35Luigi was right!
09:37Vampires!
09:40Into the clothes chute!
09:42It's our only way out!
09:43Or he'll burn us into vampires like this!
09:54Phew!
10:05Phew!
10:05That was close!
10:08Spir, spir, spir...
10:11Spit it out, Luigi!
10:14Hey!
10:15Hey!
10:17Spider!
10:18Spider!
10:18Be right back, paisanos!
10:25We're back, paisanos!
10:28Do-do-do-do-do from Sing Mario!
10:31I forgot my bug spray!
10:35Aha!
10:36A magic piranha plant!
10:38This'll take care of those spiders!
10:41Get them, princess!
10:50Yo, way to go, princess!
10:52Help me!
10:54We gotta find our way out of here!
10:56What's this?
10:57Marinara Chateau Cupola, 1989!
11:03Hey-hey-hey!
11:04It's tomato sauce!
11:05We're surrounded by vampires!
11:07And all he thinks about is food!
11:10Hey, guys, look!
11:12Cup was up to something weird!
11:13I command you, behold the full moon!
11:17He's turning them into weird-we're-we're-turtles!
11:39You can do what you want with the faucet freaks!
11:41But don't hurt the princess!
11:43Now find them!
11:44Oh, spiders were bad enough!
11:50But I can't stand the weird-turtles!
11:53Don't worry, princess!
11:54It's us they're after!
11:56Not you!
11:57Yeah, princess!
11:58Don't worry!
11:59It's us they're after!
12:01Us!
12:03Pour some of this spaghetti sauce at the face of the stairs!
12:07Over here!
12:25I found a trap door!
12:29Cobwebs!
12:30And me spits the spiders!
12:31It's safer than staying here!
12:34I'm sure!
12:39Oh, my God!
12:40You're owning!
12:41Naughty turtle!
12:42You've been hitting the sauce again!
12:45Well, have some more!
12:51Damn it!
12:52It's a tomato sauce factory!
13:11Those Goombas look kind of spaced out to me!
13:15They're zombies!
13:18Maybe we can sneak past them!
13:19And inevitably in ahip!
13:26Ipaal- Ipaal- Ipaal- Ipaal- Ipaal- WWW.
13:33That seems garlic!
13:34Huh?
13:36Why not be the middle?
13:37Ida- Ida a-Ida a-Ipaal!
13:39Why not be the middle?
13:40Ida-Ida a-Ida a-I-dy.
13:41And while not that Π΄ΠΎΠ³...
13:42One for it!
13:43Too late, Princess.
13:47I'm taking you to Count Coopula's Torture Chamber, Wax Museum, and Dungeon of Horrors.
13:55Say ciao to your friends, Princess Toadstool.
13:58That's goodbye in Italian.
14:00Cause when you see him again, you'll be a tomato sauce sucking vampire.
14:04Just like me.
14:09But I hate tomatoes.
14:11I always wanted to be taller, but this is ridiculous.
14:17It is tickle torture. It is not funny.
14:22I hate leaks. Somebody call me a plumber.
14:25You're a plumber.
14:27Luigi, I think I got a way to get us out of here. Watch.
14:32Hey, Mousy Gore.
14:36I told how you've grown.
14:39Please, Mr. Mousy Gore. I can't take anymore.
14:45And I say you can.
14:48There's more than one way to trap a rodent.
14:51Now, my dear, it's time to initiate you into the loyal brotherhood of tomato sauce vampires.
15:00Brotherhood? But I'm a girl.
15:01How do you stop a vampire?
15:03A steak through the heart.
15:05Top sirloin?
15:06A steak through the heart.
15:07Top sirloin?
15:08A le mignon?
15:09Vampires hate garlic.
15:10That's why there's none in that tomato sauce the Goombas were making.
15:15Good thinking, Toad.
15:16Eat this.
15:17Good thinking, Toad.
15:18Eat this.
15:19Good thinking, Toad.
15:20Eat this.
15:22Ghah!
15:24The things I need...
15:25It's not.
15:26You won't.
15:27You're scared of me.
15:28What?
15:29I'm doing.
15:31Oh, what?
15:35What?
15:36Good thinking, Toad.
15:38Which is scary?
15:41The things I do for Princess Toadstool.
15:55Hurry, we gotta save her.
16:02And hand her, fang face.
16:08Oh, I hate sunlight.
16:11Oh, I don't know.
16:14Out of my way, plump scum.
16:17This garlic will put you out of the way.
16:31He's having a confidence spell.
16:33I'll get you for this.
16:34I'll be back.
16:35Just you wait and see.
16:37Talk about bringing down the house.
16:48I'm sure glad to be saying ciao to Turtlevania.
16:52Ciao?
16:53That reminds me.
16:54It's ciao time.
16:55I've got my spare cantaloupe.
16:57Mario, watch this.
17:10You're not gonna believe this.
17:11Forget about this trick.
17:13Are you ready?
17:14Sure, good.
17:14Watch this now.
17:15Ooshie, ooshie, moose, moose, moose.
17:19Ball of oranges.
17:21Now, vamos.
17:24Yes.
17:26Wow, my happy blacks don't talk me the magic words.
17:28This is fun.
17:29Luigi, you gotta stop making things disappear.
17:31Soon there won't be anything left.
17:33Oh, yeah.
17:34Well, let me ask you something.
17:36Who died and left you?
17:38Boss.
17:39What if I make you disappear, eh?
17:41Oh, yeah?
17:42Go ahead.
17:42Let me see you do it.
17:44You wanna see?
17:44Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
17:46You asked for it, Mr. Tough Guy.
17:48You sure?
17:48Yeah.
17:49You and what army?
17:50Go ahead.
17:50What army?
17:51I shall show you what army.
17:53Be scared.
17:54You ready?
17:56Ooshie, wooshie.
17:58Moose, moose, moose.
17:59Mario will now, moose.
18:04Oh, okay.
18:06Good for you, Luigi.
18:07You ready to disappear?
18:08Now make me reinvent.
18:10Uh-oh.
18:12What do you mean, uh-oh?
18:14Well, I'll tell you the truth, Mario.
18:16I never bothered to learn how to make things come back.
18:19What?
18:20Luigi, I'm gonna come.
18:22Ow!
18:22Ow!
18:23Ow!
18:23Hey, come on.
18:25Ow!
18:26I don't care if I can get into movies free.
18:28Luigi, make me reappear.
18:30Will you just calm down and watch these scenes from the next Legend of Zelda?
18:33Ow!
18:35He's such a bad sport.
18:42This is the Triforce of Wisdom, Link.
18:45The evil wizard Ganon has the Triforce of Power.
18:48Whoever gets both Triforces will rule this land forever.
18:58You must help me, Link.
18:59Hey, for you, Zelda, anything.
19:02Brace yourself.
19:03You're not a pretty sight.
19:08No!
19:09That's not me.
19:11I'm a monster.
19:12I've seen worse.
19:15Hey, you still have me.
19:16I'll always be your friend.
19:20Let's see you hop, frog face!
19:27Ganon, you fiend!
19:29Leave him alone!
19:30Haven't you done enough?
19:32Of course not.
19:34What did I just do?
19:46I ate two red dealers.
19:48Yucko!
19:49I don't think I can handle this frog lifestyle.
19:51Mr. Blackstone, you gotta help me.
20:04I need help.
20:05I made Mario disappear.
20:07Disappear?
20:08Luigi, didn't I warn you not to play around with those magic words?
20:12I tried to remind you of Blackstone, but he wouldn't listen.
20:15Now, this is no time for lectures.
20:17Luigi, I want you to repeat these words after me.
20:20Okay.
20:21Ping, ping, pear.
20:22Ping, ping, pear.
20:23Wing, wing, where?
20:24Wing, wing, where?
20:26Make old Mario.
20:27Make old Mario.
20:28Reappear.
20:30Reappear?
20:30Oh, I'm a magician, not a poet.
20:32I don't care if it runs.
20:34Please.
20:35Please.
20:36Oh!
20:37Mario!
20:38Are you all right?
20:39Yeah.
20:39No thanks to you.
20:40Thanks to Blackstone.
20:42Hey, no problem, boys.
20:43Well, have you learned a lesson, Luigi?
20:46Oh, yeah, I sure have, Blackstone.
20:48I mean, it really hurts when an invisible brother has a mean left hook.
20:54What I said, you gave me...
20:55Stick around, Paxanos.
20:58Till next time, everybody.
21:02Do the Mario!
21:03Go!
21:04Do the Mario!
21:10Swing your arms from side to side.
21:12Come on, it's time to go.
21:14Do the Mario!
21:15Take one step, and then again.
21:18Let's do the Mario!
21:19All together now!
21:20Come on, now, just like that!
21:44Take one step, and then you'll be right back, and then you'll be right back, and then you'll be right back, and then you'll be right back, and then you'll be right back, and then you'll be right back, and then you'll be right back, and then you'll be right back, and then you'll be right back, and then you'll be right back, and then you'll be right back, and then you'll be right back, and then you'll be right back, and then you'll be right back, and then you'll be right back, and then you'll be right back, and then you'll be right back, and then you'll be right back, and then you'll be right back, and then you'll be right back, and then you'll be right back, and then you'll be right back, and then you'll be right back, and then you'll be right back, and then you'll be right back, and then you'll be right back, and then you'll be right back, and
