00:00Hey paisanos, it's the Super Mario Brothers Super Show!
00:07We're the Mario Brothers, and plumbing's a game
00:12We're not like the others who get all the fame
00:14If your sick is in trouble, you can call us on the double
00:17We're faster than the others, you'll be hooked on the brothers
00:19Uh!
00:23Hooked on the brothers
00:24Yo, you're in for a treat, so hang on to your seat
00:31Get ready for adventure and remarkable feats
00:33You'll meet the Coopers and Troopers, the princess and the others
00:36Hanging with the plumbers, you'll be hooked on the brothers
00:38To the bridge
00:47Uh!
00:48Uh!
00:49Uh!
00:50Uh!
00:51Uh!
00:52Uh!
00:53Uh!
00:54Uh!
00:55Uh!
00:56Uh!
00:57Uh!
00:58I say!
00:59Uh!
01:00The brothers!
01:01The brothers!
01:02The brothers!
01:07I'm David Horowitz, and tonight we're going to fight back against Schlock
01:13Is he talking about us?
01:15You better believe it!
01:17We're at the Mario Brothers, uh, what do you call this place?
01:21We call it home.
01:22Hey.
01:23Home.
01:24And they claim that they can dissolve any clog in three minutes or less with their Mario Brothers clog cleaner.
01:31The very best.
01:33Well, here's my clog sink.
01:35You guys can begin when you're ready.
01:37We are ready.
01:39Gentlemen, start your clog cleaner.
01:41You got it.
01:42Watch our smoke, David.
01:43Watch this.
01:44Stilson wrench.
01:45Stilson?
01:47Wrench.
01:48What?
01:50Go get it, brother.
01:51I got it.
01:55Monkey wrench.
01:57Monkey wrench.
02:01Every move's a picture.
02:04How about it?
02:05Go.
02:07Mario Brothers clog cleaner.
02:09Mario Brothers clog cleaner.
02:14One dash of the stuff and you'll see.
02:16Hey, by the way, are we on national TV?
02:21Worldwide.
02:24Aren't you using too much?
02:26Yo, David.
02:27We are professionals.
02:29Remember, kids?
02:30Do not try this at home alone by yourself unless you use a net.
02:35That's right.
02:36Okay.
02:38Let the countdown begin.
02:40Pack.
02:41Pack.
02:46Uh-oh.
02:48Uh-oh.
02:52Uh-oh.
02:53Uh-oh.
02:54Super Mario Brothers Super Show will return.
03:02Now back to the Super Mario Brothers Super Show.
03:04Yo, it's the Mario Brothers and plumbing's the game.
03:10Found the secret warps while working on the drain.
03:12Let the princess a hand in the Mushroom Land.
03:14Jump in action with the plumbers.
03:16You'll be hooked on the brothers.
03:18Now, evil cool boy and his troopers are up to misbehaving.
03:22They kidnapped the princess Mushroom Land and saving.
03:24Abusing and confusing everybody who discovers.
03:26They can't help but be hooked on the brothers.
03:29Uh!
03:35Plumber's Log, number 295.
03:37The ancient city of Mythos.
03:40We were looking for an old paisano of toads whose name was...
03:44The mighty Hercules.
03:46They even built a statue to him.
03:48With one hand tied behind his back, he can beat King Koopa and all of his...
03:54Bad guys, look behind us.
03:56No, sir!
04:07Jumping gelato!
04:09I've got an idea!
04:10Up on the pedestals, everybody!
04:18I gotcha!
04:20We're statues!
04:20I know those drain-brain Mario's around here, son.
04:29We must have lost him.
04:36I better report this to his royal repulsiveness, King Koopa.
04:41King Koopa's here.
04:45King Koopa's here.
04:46No sweat, Luigi.
04:48We'll get help from a genuine first-class grade-A hero.
04:52Come on!
04:53Come on!
04:54Let's find this Hercufleas guy!
04:57Well, Toad sure has friends in high places.
05:01I'll say.
05:02There must be a thousand steps to go before we reach the top.
05:07Thank you!
05:08Introducing Pokeepers!
05:08Hunting a muscle!
05:09Toadγ!
05:10Hunting a muscle!
05:11plantea comercial!
05:12The Giant power!
05:14Love and Parnoff!
05:14Peter izzet!
05:15Bumpy Guy eating GoNuts!
05:18conspiracy.
05:20Hi, Toad. It's great to see you again.
05:26That's no way to stay healthy. Are you sure he can help us?
05:31Of course he can.
05:35So, Herc, how's the hero biz?
05:39Oh, I don't do that stuff anymore, Toad. I got a steady job.
05:45I'm the official guardian of the Great Balls of Fire.
05:50Oh, I got a lasagna!
06:00Whoa!
06:06That's hot stuff!
06:09That's dangerous firepower, little buddy.
06:12And my job is to keep it from falling into the wrong hands.
06:16Bring me the Great Balls of Fire!
06:18But your most imperial and magnificent Koopaness, the Great Balls of Fire, are guarded by the legendary Hercuflees.
06:27Hercuflees? He's a has-been.
06:29Even you bonehead visos can stomp that over-the-hill hero.
06:34Why am I cursed with such mush-headed minions?
06:38Ah, Mauser. I was just talking about you.
06:42You're most grand, majestic, and not at all overweight Koopa, Princess Toadstool and the Mario's on you.
06:50Perfect!
06:51Once I have the Great Balls of Fire, I'll really heat things up for that Princess Fungus and the sewer simps.
06:58Sorry I can't help you beat King Koopa, but I'm just not much of a hero anymore.
07:08Sure you are!
07:10Guiding this temple is plenty heroic.
07:13With you on the job, nobody will get near the...
07:17Great Balls of Fire! Head ahead!
07:20Huh?
07:25Oh, hey! Watch it!
07:27Be careful!
07:30They're stealing the Great Balls of Fire!
07:32Okay. I'm mad.
07:54Get this oversized tabacchi back to the Koopa-cropolis.
07:59I'll take care of Hercuflees.
08:01Yeah!
08:02Now I'm really mad.
08:07Mad? I'd say you're...
08:12fit to be tied.
08:17King Koopa was right.
08:19You're not a hero.
08:21You're a zero!
08:26Whoa!
08:29Whoa!
08:30Oh!
08:30Oh!
08:30Oh!
08:31Oh!
08:32Oh!
08:33Whoa!
08:35Whoa!
08:36Watch out for it!
08:41There's statues.
08:42Oh!
08:43Oh!
08:48Did anybody get the license number-
08:51number of that chariot that hit me?
08:54Don't worry,
08:55Herky-Fleece. Me and my
08:57brother will catch those fire thieves.
08:59Right. We will.
09:04These fireballs
09:05are fantastic.
09:07Think of the destruction. Think of
09:09the wreckage. Think of how much this
09:11will lower my heating bill.
09:14Sir, the Marios
09:15are coming.
09:17If those faucet freaks want
09:19the great balls of fire that
09:21badly, I'd
09:23hate to disappoint them.
09:37Race and rotini. We gotta run
09:39for our lives.
09:48Whoa!
09:49We'll be right back,
09:57paisanos.
10:00We're back,
10:01paisanos.
10:07We're barbecued meatballs.
10:11Not yet, Luigi.
10:13Look!
10:13Look!
10:13I hope this works.
10:21Come and get me,
10:24fireball!
10:31Nice spinning, Luigi.
10:32We're gonna need more than spit.
10:34With that kind of firepower,
10:36King Cooper's unstoppable.
10:38Unstoppable?
10:39We're plumbers.
10:40If we can unstop a stop,
10:42we can stop the unstoppable.
10:44Uh, yeah.
10:45But I still think we're in deep spaghetti.
10:48Maybe we can use some help.
10:49What we need is the hero.
10:53Forget it, Mario.
10:54Mario, I don't stand a chance
10:56against King Cooper.
10:57He has the great balls of fire.
11:00But you have something
11:01Cooper doesn't.
11:02Us.
11:04My pudgy paisano,
11:05we're gonna coach you back
11:06into hero shape.
11:07Get me back in shape?
11:10Ow.
11:11Magic?
11:12A potion?
11:12Nope.
11:14With the official
11:15Brooklyn Academy of Plumbing workout.
11:19No pain.
11:21No unblock.
11:21No unblocking the drain.
11:22No unblocking the drain.
11:38Oh!
11:39No unblocking the drain.
12:01Arrgh!
12:16Urgh!
12:20Ah! Wow!
12:31Yay!
12:39Arrgh!
12:43Magnifico! You're stronger than Grandma Mia's garlic chip cookies.
12:48I couldn't have done it without my personal trainers.
12:52Now, let's get the great balls of fire back from King Koopa.
12:57Mouser, more marshmallows!
12:59Right away, oh Koopa-ific one.
13:03But don't you think we oughta save those fireballs to blast our enemies?
13:08What enemies, you repugnant rodent?
13:11I've already roasted them.
13:13Roasted us?
13:15You must have forgot about the power of positive plumbing.
13:18The Marios?
13:20You're supposed to be smoked.
13:22Did Jerky Fleas save you?
13:24Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
13:27Watch that Jerky Fleas stuff, King Stupa.
13:31Bezos to battle stations.
13:34We'll fry the funny fungus first.
13:35Funny Fungus first!
13:43Whoa!
13:47Oh, no!
13:51Help! I'm too young to fry!
13:55Soft landing, coming right up!
14:02Whoa!
14:04This could be a sticky situation!
14:13Stop this, look, you flop!
14:15I'm not a flop anymore!
14:30Yo!
14:31Ho!
14:32Man!
14:33Yo!
14:34Ho!
14:35Dead!
14:36Whoa!
14:37Toad!
14:39Yeah!
14:41He's okay!
14:46Toad grabbed a magic fire flower!
14:48Come here, Super Toad!
14:50Super Toad!
14:51Super Toad!
14:52Shhh!
14:53Shhh!
14:54Shhh!
14:55Yeah!
14:56Uh...
15:04You pathetic little firecrackers!
15:06You pathetic little firecrackers, don't coop out on me.
15:21Ah, I can trounce this mush twerk fire or no fire.
15:26Feel lucky, Koopa?
15:32The great balls of fire.
15:35They're history.
15:37And so am I.
15:38Where's my getaway chariot?
15:45So long, flush faces.
15:47You can keep your great balls of fizzle.
15:56Koopa's escaped.
15:58The great balls of fire are kaput.
16:00Some hero I turned out to be.
16:03Don't give up, Herc.
16:04There's a super fungus among us.
16:06Need a little warm-up?
16:08No problem.
16:15You did it.
16:17The great balls of fire are burning brighter than ever, Toad.
16:21Next time I need a hero, I know where I'll look.
16:28Well, I need a hero right now.
16:37A hero sandwich!
16:42Well, boy, we've done it this time, Luigi.
16:44He's out cold.
16:45I know.
16:46I know.
16:46I'm worse than that, Mario.
16:47The sink is still clogged.
16:49Jeez, what are we going to do?
16:51I mean, we could lose our whole business.
16:53Wait a minute.
16:54I got an idea.
16:55Okay, go ahead.
16:55How about we use this, huh?
17:00That's plant food.
17:01That's not going to help.
17:02I know, Mario, but we're desperate.
17:04I mean, we've got to unclog this thing before David wakes up or else we're finished.
17:09Besides, it says right here, all-purpose plant food.
17:13Well, maybe it'll help dissolve the clog.
17:15I don't know.
17:16Let me see.
17:16Give it a shot.
17:17All-purpose plant food.
17:22I don't want to do it.
17:23I don't want to work.
17:24Come on, let's get out of here.
17:25Okay.
17:25What do you want, a pizza?
17:26A double pizza with cheese mozzarella.
17:28Yeah, put it on that.
17:29Okay.
17:29All pieces are all right.
17:30The world is happening here.
17:44We haven't finished this challenge.
17:46Mario and Luigi, where are you?
17:50You created a monster.
17:56This is David Horowitz, and I'm really fighting back.
17:59I need to get my hand to those Mario brothers.
18:02I'm out of here.
18:08We'll fight back with the Mario brothers after these exciting scenes from the Legend of Zelda.
18:15I should be getting hazardous duty pen.
18:23This is the Triforce of Wisdom, Link.
18:26The evil wizard Ganon has the Triforce of Power.
18:35Whoever gets both Triforces will rule this land forever.
18:39You must help me, Link.
18:40Hey, for you, Zelda, anything.
18:43This is all wrong.
18:44Beautiful maidens are supposed to be rescued by handsome heroes, not other beautiful maidens.
18:50Well, hey, pardon me.
18:54I want to be rescued by a handsome hero.
18:58Somebody call me?
19:00My handsome hero.
19:02It's about time you got here.
19:05It's about time you got up.
19:06Now that's what I like to hear.
19:19Pay attention, Princess.
19:21You could learn something.
19:24My hero.
19:29Dealous Zelda.
19:30Mario, I don't know about that plant food that we used.
19:49Maybe it was a good idea, maybe it was a bad idea.
19:51But I'll tell you the truth.
19:52Three minutes are almost up, no?
19:53I don't know where Davis.
19:55Wait a minute.
19:56Where are you?
19:57Where's the microphone?
19:58Oh, get up, McLeaner.
19:59Let me look here.
20:01Hey, David.
20:02Yo, where are you?
20:03Yo, Mr. Horowitz.
20:05Try over here.
20:06Yo, Dave.
20:07Hey, David.
20:08Mr. Horowitz.
20:09Where are you?
20:11He probably took off when he realized we weren't liars.
20:14Of course.
20:14Hey, look at the sink.
20:16It's so clean.
20:17There's a whistle.
20:17Not a kitten.
20:20There you go, folks.
20:21Positive proof that when you fix your sink with Mario Brothers plant food,
20:25that plug is history.
20:32Hey, your stomach growl.
20:35Hey, my stomach.
20:36What about you?
20:37Hey, your stomach.
20:39It's not my stomach.
20:43Uh-oh.
20:46Uh-oh.
20:50Uh-oh.
20:51Uh-oh.
20:51Uh-oh.
20:52Uh-oh.
20:55Uh-oh.
20:58Stick around, paisanos.
21:02Till next time, everybody.
21:04Do the Mario.
21:10Do the Mario.
21:11Swing your arms from side to side.
21:14Come on.
21:15It's time to go.
21:16Do the Mario.
21:17Take one step.
21:18And then again.
21:20Let's do the Mario.
21:21All together now.
21:22Come on, now.
21:44Just like that.
21:50Beat.
21:53Lamont.
21:54I'll be right back.
21:55MarieΖ°ng.
21:55All next time, you have to plan.
21:57I'll be right back.
21:58I'll be right back.
21:59Everything has been right.
22:01Oh, God.
22:01It's time to go.
22:01So, let's do this.
22:03You walk the way through you.
22:04Yeah, maybe.
22:05I'll be right back.
22:06Therefore, let me open.
22:07AllεδΎ.
22:08thren, the guest will be ok.
22:09So, let me open it up.
22:10Let me in.
22:10You stand by.
22:11I know a man.
22:12Earth aika up.
22:12I'm out of the room.
22:13And all these trees are right.
22:14You see here.
22:16The Shire.
22:16Matthew 17 today.
22:17I'm out of the room after me been right.
22:18Excuse me.
22:19I ahorita, ΠΠ΅Ρede.
