00:00Hey, paisanos! It's the Super Mario Brothers Super Show!
00:07We're the Mario Brothers, and plumbing's our game
00:12We're not like the others who get all the fame
00:14If your sink is in trouble, you can call us on the double
00:17We're faster than the others, you'll be hooked on the brothers
00:19Uh!
00:23Hooked on the brothers
00:24Yo, you're in for a treat, so hang on to your seat
00:31Get ready for adventure and remarkable feats
00:33You'll meet Koopas and Troopers, the princess and the others
00:36Hanging with the plumbers, you'll be hooked on the brothers
00:38To the bridge
00:47Uh!
00:48Uh!
00:49Uh!
00:50Uh!
00:51Uh!
00:52Uh!
00:53Uh!
00:54Uh!
00:55Uh!
00:56Uh!
00:57Uh!
00:58Uh!
00:59Uh!
01:00The brothers!
01:01The brothers!
01:07Oh!
01:08Where we going tonight?
01:09We?
01:10We ain't going nowhere!
01:12But me and my computer date are going out on a mad night of love, romance, copper fittings
01:20Computer date?
01:21Is that what this is all about?
01:24What a file!
01:27Luxurious body hair, bulging muscles, can bench press 500 pounds
01:33Mario!
01:34What kind of a woman is this?
01:36Those are not her qualities, those are mine!
01:40I copied them from a Rambo bubblegum card!
01:43Hers are on the bottom!
01:45Rambo bubblegum card
01:49Out of this world, girl with head in the clouds
01:52Loves to travel
01:54Mario, Mario, this girl sounds like a 747
01:57Oh yeah
01:58Go ahead, Luigi, make fun of her
01:59But when you see my date
02:00Boy, will you be jealous
02:02Her name is Eatsy
02:04Eatsy
02:14That must be her now!
02:15Really?
02:16Feels like she's driving an 18-wheeler
02:21I'm telling you, Luigi
02:22I'm telling you
02:23It'd be nice to her
02:24Well, like well, like well
02:25I feel sorry for her
02:34What?
02:35That's what I call a computer game
02:39Hello, I'm Mario
02:41And, uh, this is my brother Luigi
02:44May I have your hand?
02:46As you wish, Dream Nate Mario
02:48Mario?
03:00The Super Mario Brothers Super Show will return
03:05Now back to the Super Mario Brothers Super Show
03:07Give me yo
03:09Yo, it's the Mario Brothers
03:10And plumbing's the game
03:11Found the secret water
03:12So we're working on the drain
03:14Dealing the princess a hand
03:15In the Mushroom Land
03:16Jumping action with the plumbers
03:17Should be hooked on the brothers
03:20Now, evil Koopa and his troopers
03:22Are up to misbehavin'
03:23They kidnapped the princess
03:25Mushroom Land and savin'
03:26Abusin' and confusin'
03:27Everybody who discovers
03:28They can't help but be hooked on the brothers
03:31Uh!
03:37Plummer's Log, 1024
03:40Rotten King Cooper had stolen
03:42Every drop of spaghetti sauce
03:43In Car Land
03:45But a small band of mushroom rebels
03:47In a desert fort
03:48Were making their own
03:49And we were on our way to join them
03:51Only trouble was
03:53One of King Cooper's state troopers
03:55Was hot on our tail
03:58You shouldn't have broken the speed limit, Code
04:00You'll have to pull over
04:01I never should've let you drive
04:08You wanted a nap, remember?
04:10But not in jail
04:16Time 54 and a half calling King Cooper
04:18I've arrested the princess
04:20And her faucet freak friends
04:22Lock them up and throw away the key
04:24And whatever you do
04:26Don't let them get away
04:28The last of the spaghetti sauce
04:31Is almost in my hands
04:33I'll make a fortune selling it back
04:35To those miserable mushrooms
04:37And now I've got that pesky princess, too
04:43No, you can't call your lawyer
04:45Or your mother
04:46Any other questions?
04:48Huh?
04:49EWOAH!
04:51EWOAH!
04:54YAY!
04:55A Mushroom Rebel Chopper!
05:00EWOAH!
05:01EWOAH!
05:02EWOAH!
05:03EWOAH!
05:04EWOAH!
05:05EWOAH!
05:06EWOAH!
05:07EWOAH!
05:08EWOAH!
05:09EWOAH!
05:10EWOAH!
05:11EWOAH!
05:13EWOAH!
05:14C'mon princess!
05:15Your people need you!
05:16EWOAH!
05:17EWOAH!
05:18EWOAH!
05:19Cocosys!
05:20We'll beat you at the ripple form.
05:22Hang on.
05:27Goodbye.
05:34Now's our chance to escape.
05:36Don't even think about running away, sewer scum.
05:39The bomb won't like that.
05:41I'm in big enough trouble as it is losing the princess without losing you guys too.
05:47Cars 54 and a half. Come in, or else.
05:52Uh-oh.
05:54Watch him, Bob-omb.
06:01Hey, Bob-omb.
06:02Did anyone ever tell you you were ugly?
06:06I've seen better looking bombs after they exploded.
06:10I bet you have to sneak up on a match just to get a light.
06:17Run for it, guys!
06:24You stupid bang-head!
06:26Look what...
06:31No! Don't go off now!
06:33Ah!
06:34Oh...
06:45Hail Princess!
06:46Hail Princess!
06:48Hail Princess!
06:50Hail Princess!
06:51Hail Princess!
06:52Hey!
06:53Get your motors running!
06:55They've got the princess inside that rebel fort.
06:59Koopa pack, attack!
07:03They're coming.
07:05We must hold them up until my friends arrive.
07:16Guys, here, take this!
07:25Wow!
07:28Geez, look at us.
07:30How did that happen?
07:31That mouse brain.
07:33To think of all the gold coins I wasted on his driver's ed classes.
07:41We need help.
07:45This is the life.
07:46The wind in your face.
07:48A driving song on the radio.
07:51Nothing ahead but the open road.
07:55Mario, Toad, Luigi.
07:58If you can hear me, we need help.
08:01And fast.
08:02Time to put the pedal to the metal.
08:04Hang on, guys.
08:12King Koopa, sir.
08:14I just got word from your state trooper.
08:17The plumbers have escaped.
08:19Those miserable wrench heads won't ruin my evil plans.
08:24Prepare an ambush, Mouser.
08:26Make road pizzas out of them.
08:33Can't kill me if you're nearer, Mario.
08:38Hacks him, devil, ain't I?
08:40Mario.
08:42Watch out.
08:42Yikes.
08:43Wipe the lasagna.
08:45But fasten your sick notes, guys.
08:47And get ready to jump.
09:02Quick, get some mattresses.
09:04I've heard of falling stars.
09:10But plummeting plumbers?
09:11Whoa!
09:14Oops!
09:15Whoa!
09:17Hey-o-oh!
09:22My heroes!
09:25Enough, Mr. Nice Guy.
09:27It's time for my ultimate weapon.
09:29Mouser!
09:29Bring forth the thunder, Birdo!
09:39Fire!
09:45End of the road, Princess Toadstool.
09:49End of the road.
09:51Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
09:52We'll be right back, Paisanos!
09:58We're back, Paisanos!
10:02Let's go in and get them, boss!
10:04I bet we barbecued them!
10:07Wait till the smoke clears, Mouser.
10:09Those plumbers are tricky.
10:11It could be a sink trap.
10:12Come on, guys.
10:18King Koopa and his men will be swarming all over us any minute now.
10:21We have to decoy him away so the rebels can escape.
10:24But how?
10:25We don't have anything he wants.
10:27Yes, we do.
10:29A tanker full of spaghetti sauce.
10:32Mario, you'll drive the truck, and I'll go with you.
10:35You, Luigi, are going to be our eyes in the sky.
10:38Huh?
10:38You, Luigi, you'll be piloting the helicopter.
10:42Me?
10:43I don't know how to fly.
10:44I don't even know how to drive.
10:46Show Luigi how to fly the heli...
10:48Ah!
10:51Copter!
10:52And make it quick!
10:54Look what I got, Princess!
10:56Good work, Toad.
10:57With that star, you can do anything.
11:00You can be the Toad Warrior.
11:02You got it!
11:05By the power of the shining star,
11:08I am the...
11:10Toad Warrior!
11:17Toad Warrior!
11:21Hey, man!
11:23I'm the fantastic fungus!
11:26The supercharged mushroom of night!
11:29I'm the Toad Warrior!
11:31He's been watching a little too much TV lately, don't you think?
11:39Give me five!
11:41No!
11:42Give me five bomb plants!
11:46Whoa!
11:48Let's go!
11:49Hit the road, Toad!
11:51Lead on, Dolphys!
11:53Come on, boss!
11:55They're not even firing back!
11:57They must be history!
11:59Oh, all right!
12:01Let's move in!
12:04What's a...
12:05Next time, Cooper!
12:11Use the crosswalk!
12:13I'll get you for this, Mario!
12:15Cooper back!
12:16Re-attack!
12:19And get that loser, Luigi, too!
12:24And get him!
12:25Get them!
12:26Get all of them!
12:27What's up?
12:37Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
12:39Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
12:40Hate!
12:42What?
12:44Deal!
12:45Let's go.
13:15He's drunk.
13:17What a queen.
13:20No miserable little mushroom beats.
13:23King of the road.
13:24Koopa in the race.
13:34Out of the race.
13:36Coming slow.
13:39Uh-oh.
13:40Here comes trouble.
13:41It's Mouser driving that Thunderbirdle.
13:44Just keep going.
13:45I'll take care of Mouser Rat.
14:03Jump for it, Princess.
14:04I'm gonna blow that duck off the road.
14:08That's what you think.
14:11You!
14:13What goes up, must go down.
14:33What's up, kid?
14:35Uh-oh.
14:40First one to the Green Koopa Canyon gets the spaghetti sauce.
14:44Deal?
14:46Deal.
14:47For sure it won't be held by Coop Breath.
14:54We got them all, Mario.
14:57Every single one of Koopa's state troopers.
14:59But what about King Koopa?
15:06Hey, Warthog.
15:08Let's play chicken.
15:10Whoever slows down first, loses.
15:13What?
15:14Bye, Liv!
15:37Whoa!
15:37Oh!
15:37Oh!
15:39Oh!
15:39I'll be back.
15:46You can't keep a bad Koopa down.
15:59Wow!
16:00No more Toad Warrior.
16:05You made it, Toad.
16:07We all made it.
16:08Thank you, my friends.
16:10You saved my people again.
16:13There will be spaghetti sauce for everyone.
16:16Sounds good to me.
16:20Wait, Mario!
16:23I can't.
16:24I've been eating dried pasta for weeks.
16:27I've got to have it.
16:35You got it, all right.
16:38Yo, Mario.
16:51I've got to tell you, something's not right.
16:54Hey, I don't care.
16:55She's beautiful.
16:56Plus, she's got a great sense of humor,
16:58and she's backed by a two-year warranty.
17:01So what's the problem?
17:02What's the problem?
17:03We've got two problems.
17:05Number one, I go outside, check her car.
17:07No license plates.
17:08Number two, you know Mrs. Schwachner upstairs?
17:11She come down, touch the fender of her car.
17:13Bidda bing, bada bang, bada boom.
17:14Turned into dust.
17:15Must be one of those new burglar alarms.
17:18Yes.
17:19Nice place you got here.
17:21You got here.
17:23You got here.
17:25You got here.
17:26Isn't she something special?
17:28Oh, yeah.
17:30She's real special, Mario.
17:31She's snacking on a ranch.
17:36I don't care.
17:37I'm in love.
17:39You're in love?
17:39Mario, you're in love.
17:42What a night light.
17:49I must leave.
17:50Why?
17:51Where are you going?
17:52I must return to my home planet
17:54to watch more scenes from the exciting legend of Zelda.
18:03This is the Triforce of Wisdom, Link.
18:06The evil wizard Ganon has the Triforce of Power.
18:09Whoever gets both Triforces will rule this land forever.
18:19You must help me, Link.
18:20Hey, for you, Zelda, anything.
18:23Oh, I am lost.
18:25Will no handsome hero save me from this three-headed freak?
18:30Hey, watch the insults, will you?
18:34Back off, Gleok!
18:46Toast him!
18:52Hey!
18:52What?
18:54Ah!
19:02Ha!
19:03Serves a run!
19:05Now for you!
19:06Oh, no way!
19:07Yeah!
19:11Ha!
19:12Got you now, Gleok!
19:14Where are you, Mario?
19:26Oh, I aren't you home yet.
19:30Oh!
19:32Oh, Mario's not up there!
19:33Oh, what a ride we had, Luigi.
19:47When this lady drives over to Brooklyn Bridge,
19:49she drives over to Brooklyn Bridge.
19:52Wait a minute.
19:53Tell me you didn't marry your Mario.
19:56Didn't marry you, Mario.
19:57Oh, I'll tell you, Luigi.
20:01We had trouble with the blood test.
20:04I mean, I was an A positive?
20:06Ha!
20:07She was 30 weight.
20:12Wait a minute.
20:13Mario.
20:14This is not a computer date.
20:16You're dating a computer!
20:19Attention, all robots.
20:21Return to spaceship and depart.
20:24Brooklyn cannot sustain quality life.
20:31I must leave, Mario.
20:33Oopsie, oopsie.
20:34Can I have something to remember you by?
20:38You will always have my heart.
20:44Are you jealous?
20:46Eh?
20:49Eat your heart out.
20:54Stick around, paisanos.
21:03Until next time, everybody.
21:05Do the Mario!
21:10Do the Mario!
21:11Swing your arms from side to side.
21:14Come on, it's time to go.
21:16Do the Mario!
21:17Take one step.
21:18And then again, let's do the Mario!
21:21All together now!
21:22You got it!
21:26It's the Mario!
21:29Do the Mario!
21:30Swing your arms from side to side.
21:33Come on, it's time to go.
21:34Do the Mario!
21:36Take one step.
21:37And then again, let's do the Mario!
21:40All together now!
21:42Come on now!
21:44Just like that!
21:50Ding.
21:52Ding!
22:02Ding!
22:04Ding!
22:19Ding!
