00:00Hey Paisanos, it's the Super Mario Brothers Super Show!
00:09We're the Mario Brothers, and plumbing's our game
00:12We're not like the others who get all the fame
00:14If your sick is in trouble, you can call us on the double
00:16We're faster than the others, you'll be hooked on the brothers
00:19Uh!
00:22Hooked on the brothers
00:24Uh!
00:26Yo, you're in for a treat
00:29So hang on to your seat
00:31Get ready for adventure and remarkable feats
00:33You'll meet the Coopers and Troopers
00:35The Princess and the others
00:36Hanging with the plumbers
00:37You'll be hooked on the brothers
00:38To the bridge
00:39Uh!
00:47Uh!
00:48Uh!
00:57I said hook, hook, hook
00:59The brothers
01:00The brothers
01:01Time for a new day
01:12But as we always say
01:14Neatness counts
01:15That's right, Mario
01:16And by the way
01:18You have a little piece of spaghetti
01:20On your overalls
01:22You Luigi
01:23And you have a little bit of spaghetti sauce on your shirt
01:26As usual
01:26Really?
01:27Your shoes are dirty
01:29And your socks don't match
01:31Yeah, you got five cavities
01:32Hello?
01:33Hello?
01:35I didn't say hello
01:36I did either
01:37Well, I did
01:38Over here
01:40Hi, are you the Mario Brothers?
01:46Sure
01:46Oh, you're Nicole Leggett
01:48We watch your show all the time
01:50Mario and I are your biggest fans
01:52What are you doing in the medicine cabinet?
01:54Well, I'm checking the expiration date on your toothpaste
01:56That's very important, you know
01:58Can I come in?
02:00Sure
02:00Come on in
02:01Nicole Leggett
02:03It says right here
02:05That you two are the best plumbers in Brooklyn
02:08And quite possibly the world
02:09Yes, Nicole
02:14That is absolutely true
02:15Not only that
02:16But we are also very, very neat and clean
02:19In fact
02:19What do we always say, Mario?
02:21Hey, you slob
02:22That's my pizza
02:23Oh, no
02:26Neatness counts
02:28Oh, yeah
02:29Good
02:30I need my kitchen sink face
02:31Certainly come to the right place
02:33We'll demonstrate right now
02:34Just how good we are
02:35With absolutely no obligation
02:37I really don't have much time
02:39See, I'm on my way to a party
02:40This will only take a second
02:42Hey, as you can see here
02:44We have a clogged sink
02:45And we fix it a few seconds
02:47Luigi
02:47Hey, hey
03:03I'll do it
03:04Stop
03:04Look, I really should be going
03:07This will only just take a few seconds
03:09Thank you
03:10If you stay tuned, it'll sure be neat
03:20If you stay tuned, it'll sure be neat
03:34Like our motto says
03:38The customer is always wet
03:39Yo, yo, it's the Mario Brothers
03:43And plumbing's the game
03:44Found a secret war zone
03:45Working on the drain
03:47Lend the princess a hand
03:48In the Mushroom Land
03:49Do the action with the plumbers
03:50You'll be hooked on the brothers
03:51Now, evil Koopa and his troopers
03:55Are up to misbehaving
03:56They kidnapped the princess
03:57Mushroom Land
03:58They're saving
03:59Abusing and confusing
04:00Everybody who discovers
04:01They can't help but
04:02Be hooked on the brothers
04:04Uh
04:04Plumber's Log number 101
04:13The Land of Ice
04:15Me and my brother Luigi
04:16Had just rescued Princess Toadstool
04:18From King Koopa
04:18And we're looking for the magic
04:20That would set her kingdom free
04:21And get us home to Brooklyn
04:23Cheapy
04:41Little Cheapy
04:43Hey, let me go
04:46I'm warning you
04:52I get air sick
04:54Help
04:55Oh no
04:57Poor Toad
04:58Bring him back
05:00You dimwitted Birdo
05:01Look
05:07The Birdo took Toad
05:09Toad to the highest peak
05:10Please, Mario
05:12Toad saved my life
05:13A hundred times
05:14We've got to save his
05:16Don't worry, Princess
05:18Luigi and me
05:19Will climb that mountain
05:20Before you can say
05:21Spaghetti and meatballs
05:22I can't
05:26I'm allergic to mountains
05:27Okay
05:29Wait here
05:30And if you become lunch
05:31For Polar Bear
05:32Don't blame us
05:33P-Polar Bear?
05:35Lunch?
05:39Whoa!
05:44Cheapy, my darling
05:56Little Cheapy
05:58Give Mommy a kiss
06:00What are you trying to do
06:08You wacko boy
06:09You wacko boy
06:09Drown me?
06:10Mommy missed her
06:12Little Cheapy
06:13So much
06:15Mommy
06:16You're not my mommy
06:18You're such a joke
06:21Now, where did I put that telephone?
06:29Aha!
06:30Hello?
06:32Oh, it's the missing bird bureau
06:35You can call off the thirst for my missing baby
06:39I found my little sweetums
06:42It was a terrible picture of you anyway, little Cheapy
06:52I'm not, your little Cheapy
06:55Oh, Cheapy
06:56Quit kidding around
06:58And give Mommy a hug
07:01Now!
07:03Oh, this is a fun game
07:05Kiffin
07:06Kiffin
07:08Kiffin
07:09We're coming
07:10I gotta get out of here
07:13Oh, no, we'll never save Toad now
07:27It was the nicest little fungus I ever knew
07:33Luigi, we can't quit now
07:35Remember the plumber's motto
07:36Oh, go forget
07:37Don't take chances or you'll go down the train
07:40No
07:41When the pipe is plump, keep plunging
07:44Pasta Power
07:46Come on, Princess
07:53You can do it, too
07:54Pasta Power
07:56Mama Mia
08:05Whoa
08:10See, I told you we'd be perfectly safe
08:19It's them
08:21Princess Toad's double and those two faucet freaks
08:25Come on, Flaky
08:26Let's tell King Koopa so we can put him on ice for good
08:29Well, at last you two powder puffs did something right
08:41Thank you, your extremist, most royal and regal Koopiness
08:45Watch it, soldiers
08:46When I want my feet lit, I'll ask for it
08:48I want my feet lit
08:50This will be the last time those pinhead plumbers throw a monkey wrench into my evil plan
09:00Attention Koopa, it's airway time
09:06Rock-a-bye, little Cheepy
09:12On the mountain so high
09:15If you get lost again, your mommy will cry
09:20I can't be a little Cheepy lady
09:24I don't have wings
09:26Look, no wings, no feathers
09:28I'm just a mushroom that can't stand heights
09:32Oh, Cheepy, you're such a teaser
09:35I almost forgot
09:45It's time for your flying lessons
09:47Flying lessons?
09:49Are you out of your mind?
09:51I just hope we can reach Toad before something terrible happens to him
10:06Oh, it's worse
10:07Cheer up, Luigi
10:09It could be worse
10:09Worse?
10:11How could it be worse?
10:17M-m-m-mario
10:19It's a ba-bam
10:21And I was hoping for a nice salami sandwich
10:24Oh, no
10:31King Koopa must have found us
10:33Look out
10:34Here comes a whole squad room of King Koopa's ba-bambers
10:38Good going, guys
10:48Not good enough
10:49Those other albatas are up to something
10:52It's an avalanche
11:03Let's get out of here
11:05I hate to run on an empty stomach
11:10We've gotten ourselves in a real mess
11:17Stay tuned
11:18While Mario finds something else to ruin Nicole's clothes
11:23Watch this
11:23We're trapped
11:32Now how do we save Toad?
11:48You're not listening, sweetie
11:49You're not listening, sweetie
11:50I don't want flying lessons
11:53I don't want flying lessons
11:54Mommy knows this
11:55Look, Cheapy
11:56Look, lady, I got ten gold coins
11:59They're yours if you just let me go
12:02I'll let you go, sweetie
12:04I'll let you go, sweetie
12:05And Rudy found the peace
12:06Look, a fire flower
12:11I'm hungry enough to eat anything
12:13No
12:14No
12:15It's magic
12:16If you can reach it
12:17You can become a Super Mario
12:19And get special fire power that can destroy King Koopa's evil albers
12:24That's easy
12:25Come on, Luigi
12:26Patty cake, patty cake, pasta man
12:31Give me pasta power as fast as you can
12:34Push the power!
12:35Push the power!
12:44I love when that happens
12:45Follow me!
12:49For badness below and behind the call of cruelty
12:55And behind the call of cruelty, I, the devious King Koopa, bestow these medals of the double
13:01cross.
13:02We have important news, you royal koopiness.
13:05The princess and her plumbers survived the avalanche.
13:09They what?
13:10You bumbling beat beast blew it.
13:15I'll have to leave the next attack myself.
13:18I'd pay 200 bucks for a nice pepperoni cheesecake right now.
13:22Who called me cheap?
13:25I'll pay 300 bucks.
13:27Look.
13:29What is that thing?
13:31It's a baby bird, Oluigi.
13:33And it needs our help.
13:34It's frozen inside the ice.
13:37Stand back.
13:43Mommy.
13:44Little Cheapy wants mommy.
13:47Do you think his mommy is the one who took Toad?
13:50Here we are, little Cheapy.
13:5230,000 feet.
13:54Now mommy will let you fly.
13:56Happy landings.
13:58Ladies, I'm not a bird.
14:03The least that Vegabrain could have done was lend me a parachute.
14:07Hey, that's it.
14:09A parachute.
14:10Toad, are you all right?
14:26I feel great.
14:28I just passed my first flying lesson.
14:31Hey, it's me.
14:34I mean, him.
14:36It's little Cheapy.
14:37The boy-to's real lost baby.
14:40Little Cheapy want his mommy.
14:43Toad, do you know where his mommy is?
14:46Oh, no.
14:47I'm not going back up there.
14:50Never.
14:53Mommy.
14:54I want my mommy.
14:57Okay, okay.
14:59Maybe if I take you back, she'll leave me alone.
15:02Start climbing, Paisano.
15:04We'll stay here and keep King Koopa occupied.
15:07King Koopa?
15:08Where?
15:09Hey, Super Mario.
15:23Super cook that goose.
15:30Koopa, Koopa, Pat.
15:32Attack.
15:34Put out that super plumber's fire.
15:39Don't worry, Mario.
15:49We'll beat him without superpowers.
15:51It's too late, Princess.
15:53They gotta surrender.
15:56It's all over, scum scrubber.
16:00Who threw that vegetable?
16:02We did.
16:07Sorry.
16:07Retreat!
16:09Retreat!
16:14Come on, sweeties.
16:16We've got to make the world safe for a little Cheapy.
16:20Let's get those insects.
16:24But I told her I'd rescue the baby.
16:27She wanted to help.
16:28I'll be back.
16:36You haven't heard the last of King Koopa.
16:40Thanks, lady.
16:42We couldn't have done it without you.
16:44You saved my little Cheapy.
16:46Would you like to come to dinner?
16:49Dinner?
16:50That's the best news I've heard today.
16:51I cooked this just for you, Mario.
16:58My favorite recipe.
17:01My favorite dish.
17:03Spaghetti.
17:04Spaghetti?
17:05We're not spaghetti.
17:06We're worms.
17:08Worms?
17:09I've never been so insulted in my whole life.
17:17Oh, Nicole.
17:18I'm so sorry.
17:19This never, ever happened before.
17:21Oh, yeah?
17:21What about the time when we drenched the mailman?
17:25Oh, no.
17:26Oh, shit.
17:27Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho.
17:28Why don't you come up here and stay by the furnace.
17:31It's nice and warm.
17:32It'll dry off.
17:33I'll move the cake.
17:34Oh, ho, ho.
17:49Oh, I'm sorry.
17:50It does that once in a while.
17:52Oh, holy, Nicole, this is terrible.
17:56Come over here.
17:57Ha, ha.
17:59Oh, my God.
18:02Oh, what's that for your birthday?
18:04I'm only kidding.
18:05This is terrible.
18:06Come over here.
18:07Oh, my God.
18:08This is terrible.
18:09Oh, have a seat.
18:11That's...
18:11Oh, no.
18:13Oh, no.
18:14Hey, go over here.
18:17I'll get this hair clean.
18:18Oh, my God.
18:25This is terrible.
18:27Yeah, but somehow on her, it looks good.
18:30What are you looking for?
18:35Something to clean and call up with.
18:37Here you go.
18:38A lint brush.
18:39Any other good ideas?
18:40Yeah, how about showing us some scenes for the next Legend of Zelda?
18:43Good idea.
18:43This is the Triforce of Wisdom, Link.
18:51The evil wizard Ganon has the Triforce of Power.
19:00Whoever gets both Triforces will rule this land forever.
19:04You must help me, Link.
19:05Hey, for you, Zelda, anything.
19:07Move it, you boneheads!
19:20Get us out of here!
19:27Whoa!
19:28Toasty!
19:29Toasty!
19:37Eat dirt, Ganon!
19:42Get them now!
19:53Nice job, hero.
19:56Hey!
19:57Excuse me, princess.
19:59We'll pay for everything.
20:06No, don't worry about it.
20:08Oh, please, Nicole.
20:08We'll do all your plumbing for free.
20:10No, really, it's okay.
20:12We'll make you free pizza.
20:13Yeah, we'll wash your clothes.
20:14We'll make it big.
20:15We'll wash your teeth.
20:16Boys, I told you not to worry about it.
20:19See, actually, this is perfect.
20:20It is?
20:21Yeah, remember I was telling you I was going to a party?
20:23Yeah.
20:24Well, it's a sloppy party.
20:25See, the person who dresses the sloppiest wins.
20:28You saved me a trip of picking up a costume.
20:31The sloppier or the best?
20:34Really?
20:35Really.
20:36Well, in that case...
20:39Yay!
20:42Whoa, is this good?
20:45Whoa, is this good?
20:47It's coming out of here.
20:52Woo-hoo!
20:53Stay tuned.
20:57The Sloppy Mario Brothers will return.
21:01Till next time, everybody.
21:03Do the Mario!
21:08Do the Mario!
21:10Swing your arms from side to side.
21:13Come on, it's time to go.
21:14Do the Mario!
21:15Take one step.
21:17And then again, let's do the Mario!
21:19All together now!
21:22You got it!
21:25It's the Mario!
21:27Do the Mario!
21:29Swing your arms from side to side.
21:31Come on, it's time to go.
21:33Do the Mario!
21:34Take one step.
21:36And then again, let's do the Mario!
21:38All together now!
21:41Come on now!
21:42Just like that!
21:43Dad!
21:48Beat!
