00:00Super Mario Bros. Super Show
00:30So hang on to your seat
00:32Get ready for adventure and remarkable feats
00:34You'll meet Koopas and Troopers, the princess and the others
00:36Hanging with the plumbers, you'll be hooked on the brothers to the bridge
00:40I'd like to thank you
01:09This song's just for you
01:17Clump's caught in a trap
01:19With a snake in his yak
01:21Because I forgot to use Drano
01:30Hey, thank you, thank you, thank you all
01:32I mean, you're all here, this is for you, darling
01:35Thank you, you're beautiful, I mean, I love you all so much
01:38And I'd like to dedicate and sing this next song
01:41To my lovely Mamma Mia
01:43Except I forgot the words
01:45So I guess I think I'll just have dinner
01:48Since my pipers left me
01:53I found a new sword of twelve
01:55A septic tank in Brooklyn town
01:58A plumber's hotel
02:00You mamma so lonely, baby
02:03Eh?
02:04Come on, Mario
02:05Yo, what do you think of my Elvis impression, eh?
02:07Besides for the fact that it stinks
02:09Oh, thank you very much
02:10It's an insult to the memory of the king
02:12Insult to the memory of the king, eh?
02:14What are you doing with my velvet Elvis, eh?
02:16My mind's being cleaned
02:18Heh, heh, but don't change the subject
02:20Because I'm gonna win the impersonator's contest tonight
02:23At the plumber's hall
02:24Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
02:26Nothing doing, Mario
02:27I'm the best Elvis
02:28Hey, if you lend me that guitar
02:30I might let you be a backup singer
02:32Forget about it, Mario
02:33I'm the king
02:34Ooh
02:35The acquirer was right
02:48It's him
02:49Ooh
02:50The king
02:55Elvis
02:56What do you think?
02:57Well
02:58I don't think Aunt Marcus is gonna go for it
03:00I mean, you look like Michael Jackson on a yeast dive
03:02But
03:03Heh
03:04Don't be cruel
03:05We're gonna do it my way
03:06Ha!
03:07Good to see it
03:11Come along, Bobby
03:12There's a whole lot of commercial breaking going on
03:16And now, back to the king
03:20Yo, yo, it's the Mario Brothers
03:21In Plumb-Ins the game
03:22Found a secret watch
03:24While working on the drain
03:25Lend the princess a hand
03:26In the mushroom land
03:27Draw the action with the plumbers
03:28You'll be hooked on the brothers
03:30Now, evil Kupo and his troopers are up to misbehavin'
03:34They kidnap the princess mushroom land
03:35Insamin'
03:36Abusin' and confusin'
03:37Everybody discovers
03:38They can't help but
03:39We hooked on the brothers
03:40They can't help but
03:41We hooked on the brothers
03:42Uh!
03:43Uh!
03:44Uh!
03:45Uh!
03:46Uh!
03:47Uh!
03:48Uh!
03:49Uh!
03:50Uh!
03:51Uh!
03:52Uh!
03:53Uh!
03:54Uh!
03:55Uh!
03:56Uh!
03:57Uh!
03:58Uh!
03:59Uh!
04:00Uh!
04:01Uh!
04:02Uh!
04:03Uh!
04:04Uh!
04:05Uh!
04:06Uh!
04:07Uh!
04:08Uh!
04:15with me one sip of my passion potion your highness and he'd fall in love with tree stuff
04:24we only have to be sure you are the first person he sees after he drinks this glop
04:31what's that beep
04:38it's my red hot pepper detector and it's going off scale
04:45hot peppers
04:49help mario i'm falling over
05:03thanks a lot
05:06holy ravioli
05:10hey mario tell me one more time
05:14how a plumber knows he's in trouble
05:17where the meat gets that
05:20sinking feeling
05:22attention peasants those are queen rotunda's royal red hot peppers you're robbing
05:29but how could we rob them they're growing wild
05:33the queen owns everything in rotunda therefore
05:36you are thieves
05:38we'll give the peppers back
05:39yes
05:42it's too late
05:43queen rotunda has been looking for someone to throw into her dungeon
05:46her dungeon
05:48her dungeon
05:49for the rest of your life at least
05:52let's get out of here
05:54i'm with you luigi
05:56i'm with you
05:59i'm with you
06:01i'm with you
06:03nighty night night
06:04nighty night night
06:06i'm with you
06:21Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
06:28Yeah!
06:29Whoa!
06:31Whoa!
06:33Whoa!
06:35Mama mia!
06:37At least we ditched those bumbling Beezo Knights.
06:41Whoa!
06:43As I said, you're under arrest
06:46and you must appear before Queen Rotunda.
06:48We get your point.
06:50Thanks to your love potion, Hildy,
06:54I'll be the most beautiful bride Rotunderland has ever seen.
06:59We are holding prisoners in the throne room,
07:01your immense rotundness.
07:03Prisoners? Oh, goody!
07:06What did they do?
07:09They were cart robbing the royal hot peppers.
07:12What? They were stealing food from me?
07:16There is no greater crime.
07:19Here, Rotunda.
07:20Take this love gunk witcher
07:22in case you bump into that heartthrob, Prince Pompadour.
07:26Thanks, Hildy.
07:28Now, let's see what these miserable grub-grubbing prisoners look like.
07:33Do you think that's our last meal?
07:46Silly goon, you don't get a last meal.
07:49Yuck! What kind of royal chef are you?
08:02I'll never find the perfect dessert for my wedding to Prince Pompadour.
08:07Don't forget the prisoners, your hugeness.
08:10Oh, yes, them! Off with our heads!
08:16Excuse me, Queen Rotunda.
08:22Why does this man still have his head?
08:26Wait! Because inside this head is the answer to your problem!
08:31Get to the point, Jelly Belly!
08:34Hot pepper pistachio ice cream!
08:36Hot pepper pistachio ice cream? I never heard of it!
08:40It's the perfect new dessert! Just what you're looking for! My personal favourite!
08:45I command you to make some at once! Then off with your head!
08:52Mmm! At least your hot pepper ice cream looks yummy!
08:57I'll just take an itty-bitty taste!
09:08Water! Water! Water!
09:11Quick! Drink this!
09:16Phew!
09:21So, you like Mario's hot pepper pistachio ice cream, eh?
09:26Who cares about ice cream?
09:29It's you I love, Dreamboat!
09:32Watch it, lady! You're wrinkled my moustache!
09:37Looks fish!
09:40That wasn't water! It was a love potion!
09:48Potion Smotion! Come to me, my sweet! I love you!
09:53If you love me, set me and my friends free!
09:57Never! Knights! Lock these three in the dungeon!
10:01The chubby prince charming is going to be my husband!
10:03Ow!
10:04Ow!
10:05Come to me, my sweet tea! I hear wedding bells in my tower!
10:10Hmm! Those ain't wedding bells in your tower!
10:12They're bats in your mouth for you, lady!
10:13Roar!
10:14Let's wrap this thing up, honeybuts!
10:15It's time you and I got to go!
10:16Let's go!
10:17Let's go!
10:18Let's go!
10:19Let's go!
10:20Let's go!
10:21Let's go!
10:22Let's go!
10:23Let's go!
10:24Let's go!
10:25Let's go!
10:26Let's go!
10:27Let's go!
10:28Let's go!
10:29Let's go!
10:30Let's go!
10:31Let's go!
10:32Let's go!
10:33Let's go!
10:34Let's go!
10:35Let's go!
10:37Ciao!
10:37Now, we have alcohol one day!
10:38Get yourself safe!
10:40Come on!
10:41Get yourself safe!
10:43Bye!
10:44You won't go!
10:45Get yourself safe!
10:46Get yourself safe!
10:48Hey,ν₯ every ranking!
10:49My place you won't forget.
10:50See?
10:51Hey, hell!
10:52Awesome!
10:54We'll be right back!
10:55Daddy Owen is watching you!!
10:57These were the most tasteful wedding invitations I could find.
11:02Mmm, whipped cream flavor.
11:05Mmm, mango passion fruit.
11:09Yuck! Spinach!
11:11How did that get in here?
11:16I'll lick it!
11:17Ah, ah, ah, my gorgeous gumdrop.
11:20Remember your diet.
11:22You have to look slim and trim for our wedding.
11:25We're sure in deep spaghetti.
11:28Don't give up, Luigi.
11:30It ain't over till a fat lady gets her wedding ring.
11:34And we're gonna make sure that doesn't happen.
11:37We're busting out of here.
11:40Guard! Guard!
11:42My friends have escaped.
11:47Dear me, where did they go?
11:55Now!
12:02Yes, we really got the drop on his pito boob.
12:05Hurry, we have to save Mario before he gets smothered with affection.
12:14I just love you so much it hurts.
12:17It's hurting me!
12:22A lot more than it's hurting you!
12:25Let's have a little of your hot pepper pistachio ice cream while we plan our future together.
12:30Now you're talking!
12:33Not you, my little dumpling.
12:38You're still on a diet.
12:40Please!
12:42Just a little!
12:43Well, just a bit because I love you so much.
12:47The roundness!
12:49The prisoners have escaped!
12:51What?
12:52How could you be so stupid?
12:59No!
13:00Find the thieves!
13:02If they interfere with my wedding, I'll have your head!
13:06Yes, you royal gigantic-ness!
13:11Nobody's gonna boil my brother in oil!
13:13I'm getting out of here!
13:17Whoops!
13:18Put your potsticker away!
13:20That's a good night!
13:22It will be good night for you if you don't come give me a big hug and kiss, baby cakes!
13:28Luigi!
13:30Toad!
13:31Princess!
13:32You gotta save me!
13:36What is it?
13:37What's going on?
13:40Find the prisoners!
13:42We've only got two hours until the wedding starts!
13:46Oh, poor Mario!
13:47We gotta save him!
13:49Come on!
13:50I have a great idea!
13:52What's the plan?
13:54We've gotta get the queen to fall in love with someone else!
13:58So we're gonna mix up another love potion for the queen?
14:02You got it!
14:04Yo, let's get cooking!
14:10This is the happiest day of my life!
14:14And it's the happiest day in your life, too!
14:18Add one sprig mistletoe,
14:20one ripe artichoke heart,
14:22and one fat boy's record!
14:28Maybe it'd have to be a CD!
14:31Come on, keep cooking!
14:33Hear, hear!
14:34Let the wedding begin!
14:36Oh, no!
14:39Come on!
14:40Mario's wedding is starting!
14:42Huh?
14:43I think we finally missed the love potion!
14:51Let's play, Cupid!
14:53Wait!
15:09Phew!
15:14Wait!
15:15Stop!
15:16My shoe's untied!
15:17Good thinking, Luigi
15:25I must propose a toast
15:27To Queen Rotunda
15:36And her big, big, big, big heart
15:39And to Prince Pompadour
15:41Her old, old, old friend
15:43To me
15:45Rotunda, you're the most beautiful creature in the kingdom
15:53Marry me
15:55Of course, Prince Pompadour, of course
15:59Pasterific, my paisanos
16:01Whoa!
16:15I think I'll drink a toast to Rotunda
16:19For not marrying that silly little plumber
16:22Whoa!
16:22No!
16:23Don't drink that!
16:24Oh!
16:25Oh, no!
16:26Oh, you hunky love muffin, you!
16:28I've been looking for you all my life!
16:31Come on, let's make tracks!
16:35Come on, let's make tracks!
16:37Come on, let's make tracks!
16:38Now, boys, what you need here are some tips from the king, okay?
16:58Hey, we're ready, Elvis
17:00Hey, man, who blew your hair up?
17:01What?
17:02Come on!
17:03All right, now, now listen to me here
17:05The first thing is the Elvis lip twitch, okay?
17:08Imagine you got the mouth here like this, you know?
17:10And the corner of the mouth just keeps going up there and moving like crazy, okay?
17:14Kind of like, uh-huh, uh-huh
17:15Now, who wants to be the first to try?
17:17Me!
17:18Me!
17:18All right, Mad Elvis number one
17:19Uh-huh!
17:20Okay, and, Luise, it's kind of like, uh-huh, uh-huh, you know, kind of like wrapping your
17:25lips around some deep-fried catfish
17:27Whoa!
17:28Whoa, wait a minute, Elvis, I hate catfish
17:30All right, uh, deep-fried pizza, baby
17:32Yo, now you're talking
17:33Okay, here we go
17:34Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh
17:36I got it
17:37Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh
17:40Close enough, man
17:43Thank you
17:44Thank you
17:45All right
17:46Now, the next thing, and very important for the ladies, okay, gentlemen, up here now
17:50You've got to have your feet moving in a pattern here like this in order to get the knees to go, which makes the hips move
17:57Kind of like, uh-huh, yeah, uh-huh, okay?
18:00Who wants to be the one to try?
18:01Me, me, me, me, me
18:02Bad Elvis number two
18:03Me, me, I got it
18:04Front and center
18:04Okay
18:05Front and center
18:05All right, right over here now
18:06You ready?
18:07Go, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh
18:10Yeah, you got it
18:10Now, try it, try it with the singing
18:12Hear nothing on the ground, Hulk
18:14Yeah
18:15Hulk it on the ground
18:16All right
18:16Hear nothing on the ground, Hulk
18:18Hulk it on the ground
18:20Hey, ha-ha
18:22You must be improving, man
18:23Because you're bringing the house down
18:25Uh-huh
18:25Uh-huh, uh-huh
18:28Real Elvis will be back after the exciting scenes from Legend of Zelda
18:32Oh, yeah
18:34This is the Triforce of Wisdom, Link
18:43The evil wizard Ganon has the Triforce of Power
18:46Whoever gets both Triforces will rule this land forever
18:56You must help me, Link
18:57Hey, for you, Zelda, anything
18:59Don't worry, I'll handle this
19:06I suppose I'd better get you loose
19:18I guess
19:20Hurry up, I'm getting squashed
19:22There, the two Triforces side by side
19:38Nothing stands in my way now
19:41Yo, King
20:00This has been like a dream come true
20:02Uh-huh
20:02But, Luigi, how can we go against each other?
20:06Ah, you're right, Mario
20:07I've been thinking about that
20:08It's kind of like the Civil War
20:09Brother against brother
20:11It will break Mama's heart
20:12You're right
20:13You know, I had a Mama myself
20:15I called her the King's Mama
20:17Uh-huh
20:18Hey, I think I got a solution
20:20Come on up here, boss
20:21Let's see if you learn anything today
20:23Okay, now
20:25Watch me closely
20:26All right, King
20:26Hey!
20:27Come on
20:27Love me slender
20:28Love me heavy
20:29You know I love banana sandwiches
20:31Take it, boss
20:33Love my plumber
20:34Love my ranch
20:36Once I sat on a bench
20:39Though we copycat the king
20:41We're Mario's to the end
20:44Yo!
20:45Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
20:46Where'd he go?
20:48He's gone!
20:49Ladies and gentlemen
20:50Elvis has left the basement
20:52Ladies and gentlemen
20:58Elvis has left the show
20:59Stay tuned
21:00Until next time, everybody
21:03Do the Mario!
21:09Do the Mario!
21:11Swing your arms
21:12From side to side
21:13Come on, it's time to go
21:15Do the Mario!
21:16Take one step
21:18And then again
21:19Let's do the Mario!
21:21All together now!
21:23You got it!
21:26It's the Mario!
21:27Do the Mario!
21:30Swing your arms
21:31From side to side
21:32Come on, it's time to go
21:34Do the Mario!
21:35Take one step
21:36And then again
21:38Let's do the Mario!
21:39All together now!
21:42Come on now!
21:43Just like that!
21:49Big
21:49The Mario!
21:50The Mario!
21:50The Mario!
21:51The Mario!
21:51The Mario!
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22:15The Mario!
22:16The Mario!
22:17The Mario!
