00:00Hey, paisanos! It's the Super Mario Brothers Super Show!
00:07We're the Mario Brothers, and plummings are game
00:12We're not like the others who get all the fame
00:14If your sick is in trouble, you can call us on the double
00:17We're faster than the others, you'll be hooked on the brothers
00:19Uh!
00:23Hooked on the brothers
00:24Yo, you're in for a treat, so hang on to your seat
00:31Get ready for adventure and remarkable feats
00:33You'll meet Koopas and Troopers, the princess and the others
00:36Hanging with the plummings, you'll be hooked on the brothers to the bridge
00:47Uh!
00:48Uh!
00:49Uh!
00:50Uh!
00:51Uh!
00:52Uh!
00:53Uh!
00:54Uh!
00:55Uh!
00:56Uh!
00:57Uh!
00:58Uh!
00:59Uh!
01:00The brothers!
01:01The brothers!
01:04Yo!
01:05You gonna eat that entire pepperoni pizza?
01:07Uh!
01:08I'm saving room for supper!
01:09Yeah!
01:10Bon appetit!
01:11Grazie Mario!
01:13Hey!
01:14Is this not the life?
01:16I mean, we're our own man
01:18And then no one to tell us to clean up a pigsty
01:21Or eat our new pig green vegetables
01:23Or sit up straight
01:24Or answer the phone
01:26Hey!
01:27If we can find it!
01:28Yeah!
01:31Mario, I saw it here a couple of days ago
01:34Jeez!
01:35I don't remember ordering a pizza with green mold
01:39Mario Brothers Plumbing!
01:40You clog them, we clear them!
01:42Yeah!
01:43Yeah!
01:44No!
01:45Yeah, but...
01:46No, but...
01:47No, but...
01:48I...
01:49I hope it's not about that hot water heat that blew up last week
01:51Honey!
01:52Of course!
01:53Shhh!
01:54Okay!
01:55Bye!
01:56No, it wasn't!
01:59Oof!
02:00Thank goodness!
02:01It's worse!
02:02It's mama!
02:03And she's coming over!
02:05Oh, my mommy!
02:07Oh!
02:08We gotta clean up around here!
02:10And lay on some leafy vegetables!
02:13Yeah!
02:14Come on!
02:15Come on!
02:16Come on!
02:17Let's go!
02:18Hurry up!
02:19What the hell?
02:20I'm not gonna eat!
02:22Oh!
02:23I'm not gonna eat!
02:24I'm not gonna eat!
02:25I'm gonna eat!
02:27Oh!
02:28Ouch!
02:29Ah!
02:30You're a bluishy!
02:31You must!
02:32What's going to the store?
02:33Or I'll break you heads!
02:34Coming, mama!
02:35Put them in the store or I'll break you heads.
02:38Coming, Mama.
02:54Mama.
02:56I'm sorry, Mama.
02:59Yeah, you're sorry, but you never complimented anything about it.
03:01I came as fast as I can.
03:03I'm sorry, but you just crawl out of the floor, you rocked it.
03:06I want you to run it when I tell you to run it.
03:08You understand what I'm going to tell you.
03:12When I said run it, you don't know when I'm coming from the door.
03:15Stay tuned. Don't go away. We'll be back.
03:19Now, back to our story.
03:20Watch this.
03:23Yo, yo, it's the Mario Brothers and Plumbing's the game.
03:26Found the secret war zone while working on the drain.
03:29Feeling the princess a hand in the mushroom land.
03:31Drumming action with the plumber should be hooked on the brothers.
03:35Now, evil cool boy and his troopers are up to misbehaving.
03:38They kidnap the princess mushroom land and saving.
03:41Abusing and confusing everybody who discovers they can't help but be hooked on the brothers.
03:46Plumber's Log, number 25.
04:01We were crossing the Desert Kingdom when things really got hot for Toad.
04:06Wow!
04:26Heheheheheheheheh!
04:28Ah!
04:30Wow!
04:40Stop there, deadbeat!
04:48Holy ravioli!
04:50Mamma mia!
04:52Wow!
04:54Wow!
04:56Toad!
04:58I've been lookin' for you, mushroom.
05:00Yowch!
05:02It's Fry Guy!
05:04You owe me sixty gold coins.
05:06Pay up by sundown, or I'll turn you into fried fungus.
05:10But Toad can't pay you.
05:12Koopa took all our money.
05:14You owe me sixty gold coins.
05:16Pay up by sundown, or I'll turn you into fried fungus.
05:20But Toad can't pay you. Koopa took all our money.
05:24I can't pay you. Koopa took all our money.
05:28Then find a way to get some.
05:30Maybe you can win the prize money in the great BMX race.
05:34What?
05:38A poster?
05:40Hey! It's a bike race!
05:42And we got a bike!
05:44Yeah!
05:46A bike with pasta power!
05:48We'll save you, paisano!
05:54Here's the starting line.
05:56But where's the other racers?
05:58Gee! Looks like we scared him off.
06:02Huh?
06:03What?
06:18On second thought, Mario.
06:20Those guys scared me off.
06:24Looks like you forgot your training wheels, sewer sap.
06:32Ouch!
06:34Arrivederci!
06:36Yay, Mario's!
06:48Look and tweet, guys.
06:50I sure hope nothing goes wrong.
06:52There's only one despicable creature who could stop them now.
07:02And he's probably miles away.
07:04Oh, no!
07:06Oh, no!
07:08Koopa's here!
07:10We gotta check this out!
07:12Attention, Team Koopa!
07:14When those pain-in-the-drain plumbers reach Dead Man's Curve,
07:18nail them real nasty!
07:22Now I'll really pull a plug on those faucet freaks.
07:28So this is another one of Koopa's conniving cons.
07:32He knew Mario and Luigi would enter the race to save me from Fry Guy.
07:38Hey, Mario.
07:39You sure you know what you're doing?
07:41Sure!
07:42I'm doing 60 miles an hour!
07:45Leaping lasagna!
07:56Whoa, whoa, whoa!
07:58You okay, Luigi?
08:00I'd feel better if we went back and got my stomach.
08:06Here they come, Toad!
08:08We gotta get out there and stop them!
08:10Hey!
08:11Whoa!
08:12Mario!
08:13Luigi!
08:14Stop!
08:15Mario!
08:16Hey!
08:25Sure makes you go faster when you have a cheering section.
08:28Yeah, just wish we could hear what cheer they were yelling.
08:31They must have dust in their ears!
08:32They must have dust in their ears!
08:34And we got trouble on our hands!
08:36Hey!
08:37It's the pasta pit stop!
08:38Hey!
08:39It's the pasta pit stop!
08:43Mario, what about the race?
08:44The pasta pit stop!
08:45Mario!
08:46But Mario, what about the race?
08:48Hey, it's the pasta pit stop.
09:02But Mario, what about the race?
09:06Don't worry, Luigi. It's in the bag.
09:12You're my prisoner, princess.
09:14And soon your pedal-pushin' plumbers will be out of my hair forever.
09:19Cooper, you're a disgusting, double-crossing meanie.
09:24I try, my dear. I try.
09:32Now that's what I call a meal.
09:36Well, that's what I call ten meals.
09:39Slowpops, losers.
09:44Hey!
09:48They'll be sorry for this, Luigi.
09:50Let's show them some smokin' smokes.
09:52You'll betcha.
09:58No one has for a trap faster than a plumber.
10:01Prepare for...
10:05Operation Smash-Ups!
10:09Now!
10:09Hey, why'd you learn how to ride a bike?
10:18They're tryin' to push us over the cliff!
10:28Whoa!
10:28Whoa!
10:29Whoa!
10:29Whoa!
10:29Whoa!
10:29Whoa!
10:29Whoa!
10:30Whoa!
10:30Whoa!
10:31Whoa!
10:31Whoa!
10:32Whoa!
10:32Whoa!
10:33Whoa!
10:34Whoa!
10:35Whoa!
10:36Whoa!
10:37Whoa!
10:38Whoa!
10:39Mario!
10:40We're doomed!
10:45Sit, stay, in you, vegetable!
10:49Here comes with a good part!
10:56Mario!
10:58Do-do-do-do-do something!
10:59Yeah!
11:00Relax, witchy!
11:01Plumber's Mario Number 12!
11:03Be ready for anything!
11:04now i know why they call that a plumber's helper hey we just gotta hang around here all day or get
11:21back in the race i thought hanging around all day was the better choice poor plumbers went pow
11:29sorry we can't stay and chat with you goons but we have a race to win
11:38they're safe what she said they're safe not for long fungus face phase two featherheads and hurry
11:53it's turbo time
11:57wow this is terrible
12:09yes mario and luigi really need our help
12:13i meant the snoring it's driving me bonkers
12:17hey that's it we might be able to squeeze out when this thing lets out its breath
12:23it's worth a try
12:24now to help mario and luigi
12:41yikes
12:50trap them from this
12:52get them get them we're getting closer
12:55you bumbling boobs
13:03hope you don't mind if we borrow your butt
13:09okay that does it you're all gonna be coopetized
13:22mario dare catching up
13:36too bad i was saving this for a real emergency
13:48like spaghetti without tomato sauce
13:51wow
13:54anybody for a game of ride and go boom
14:11hang on luigi
14:12hang on luigi
14:15mario
14:16whoa nice jumping mario
14:19hmm
14:19whoa
14:21yo what do we do now call a tow truck
14:48no call an ambulance
14:51hey
14:54no problem
14:55it's two men against one mouse
14:57all right
15:01so now it's a fair fight
15:02looks like you plumbers are plum out of luck
15:11i just think i liked it better when we outnumbered them
15:15patty cake patty cake patty cake
15:21pasta man
15:22give me pasta powder as quick as you can
15:25hey
15:39look luigi
15:39come on luigi
15:41let's squash those guys
15:42He he he! That's me! Help for them!
15:47Here, a zucchini for you!
15:49What?
15:51What?
15:53We'll smother them in succotash!
16:05Ouch!
16:07Hey, Team Cooper! You can at least say goodbye!
16:11Looks like we win a bike race by default!
16:13It's not my fault!
16:17Guys! You've been tricked!
16:20This race was one of Koopa's traps!
16:25The Bill Collector after my mushroom hide was just a phony!
16:29You mean I rished my neck for nothing?
16:32You mean I wasted my tomato sauce?
16:35There'll be other crooked races and other ways to cheat!
16:41Yike!
16:44Whoa! Ow! Oh, that hurt!
16:46Whoa! Ooh! Ow!
16:49Get back here, Koopa!
16:51Don't you know vegetables are good for you?
16:53Good for you!
16:57As soon as your brother finishes Washington Street, you tell him to come in here!
17:01I've got a ball work for him!
17:02Yes, Mama!
17:03Shut up and don't talk back!
17:07Who's it at?
17:08It's your son Mario, Mama!
17:10I washed as far as Flatbush Avenue!
17:12Can I come in?
17:13Not until you wash down the Brooklyn Bridge!
17:15It's nice, sir!
17:16Yes, Mama!
17:18Luigi, you're not for one of the fall!
17:20You go help your brother!
17:21You lazy bonnet hell!
17:38Luigi!
17:39I mean, I love her, but I can't handle it anymore!
17:43Oh, Mario, it could be worse!
17:46How?
17:47It could be Aunt Luigi, to...
17:49Mario, Luigi!
17:50What's the matter for you?
17:51You two lazy bums!
17:53No more fun in the games!
17:55Get back to the door!
17:57Yes, Mama!
18:02We'll be right back!
18:03If Mama lets us!
18:04First, she says we gotta watch some exciting scenes from Mama's favorite, The Legend of Zelda!
18:08Ooh, I love this show!
18:10This is the Triforce of Wisdom, Link!
18:20The evil wizard Ganon has the Triforce of Power!
18:24Who ever gets both Triforces will rule this land forever!
18:33You must help me, Link!
18:34Hey, for you, Zelda, anything!
18:36I am Prince Fasad from Arcadia!
18:39I have traveled the world and viewed its wonders, but...
18:42None have been your matching beauty!
18:46Ah!
18:51I swear, it's like Zelda doesn't even know I exist anymore!
18:56Not so fat!
18:57Ah!
19:05Ah!
19:09Ah!
19:10Ah!
19:11Ah!
19:12Ah!
19:13Ah!
19:14Ah!
19:17Ah!
19:18Ah!
19:19Link!
19:20Stop fooling around and back that monster!
19:21Hey, excuse me, princess!
19:22Wish I could!
19:23Hey, excuse me, princess. Wish I could.
19:37We'll be good, Mama. We promise.
19:39Give her a little bit of a little.
19:40Okay, Joe.
19:41I'll let you make balls.
19:43Mama, what was that for?
19:45Just in case.
19:49She's gone.
19:50I can't believe our luck.
19:52Imagine Mama getting a phone call
19:55to tell her that she wasn't allowed to be.
19:57Hey, when you're lucky, you're lucky.
20:07Oh, Mario.
20:09This is the life.
20:13Beautiful.
20:14Nothing can go wrong now.
20:17Don't answer it.
20:19That could be Mama.
20:20She's going to be mad, Mario,
20:21because I faked the call
20:23about winning the lottery.
20:24Oh-oh.
20:26I'm going to run
20:29and get a winning lottery ticket.
20:30All right?
20:31I should have known.
20:40I'm not you, Mama Mia.
20:44That's Louie Jean.
20:45That's right, the calamari brain.
20:47It's your aunt, Louie Jean,
20:48into the flesh.
20:50I should have known.
20:51Mom always hits me with a left.
20:53My nephews will be running back.
20:59Until next time, everybody,
21:02Do the Mario!
21:08Do the Mario!
21:09Swing your arms from side to side.
21:12Come on, it's time to go.
21:14Do the Mario!
21:15Take one step.
21:16And then again,
21:18let's do the Mario!
21:19All together now!
21:22You got it!
21:24It's the Mario!
21:27Do the Mario!
21:28Swing your arms from side to side.
21:31Come on, it's time to go.
21:33Do the Mario!
21:34Take one step.
21:35And then again,
21:36let's do the Mario!
21:38All together now!
21:39Come on, now!
21:42Just like that!
21:48Deep!
