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CAM HOLMES ON ANL WITH EMILY FAYE MILLER interview / podcast
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00:00I'm not saying you've got a big vagina. I'm just I'm just gonna give you. Well your dad don't think so.
00:05Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to PILLOW TIME!
00:15I can't sing but welcome to the show babies.
00:22Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to your favorite podcast. This is PILLOW TALK. I'm your host Ryan Poundell.
00:26We're joined by Mr. Quickie at They Call Me Dark. And today we're joined by the best looking male and the best looking female of the history of season two of Too Hot To Handle.
00:40Ayo!
00:41You've heard of Nathan Webb! You've heard of Jason Moore! You've heard of Joey Joy! But this is Emery Camping!
00:48Better known as Camilly.
00:51Camilly.
00:52That got slapped on us very quickly.
00:55Very nice.
00:57It has a nice ring to it.
00:58And this is a very rare interview, by the way, because they haven't even been to LA since the show.
01:03But they've been to Toronto.
01:04But they've been to Toronto.
01:05And I've been to Coachella, so.
01:06Well true.
01:07You went to Coachella.
01:08I went to Coachella.
01:09And you didn't see Nathan. Oh no, he was in Texas.
01:11We just don't like him.
01:12We just don't like him.
01:13Oh my god, Ryan.
01:16We had a child.
01:17And we love that beautiful girl. Anyways, let's talk about you.
01:19Yeah.
01:20So you went to Coachella without Cam.
01:21Did you cheat?
01:22Oh.
01:23Wow.
01:24Fuck.
01:25I'm not like Cam so nice.
01:26Oh my god.
01:27Shit!
01:28You're still getting me for that, eh?
01:30Holy shit.
01:31Oh, 12.
01:32Fucking stop.
01:33Should we talk about that?
01:34Nah.
01:35Nah.
01:36Nah.
01:37We're good, right?
01:38Okay.
01:39Hey, I'm sorry about them.
01:40Yeah, nah.
01:41It's all good.
01:42Yeah, thank you.
01:43Nice.
01:44You know what?
01:45I will say, I really loved my ex-girlfriend, Arianne.
01:47Who?
01:48A girl named Arianne.
01:50Oh.
01:51I cheated on her.
01:52Didn't change how much I loved her.
01:54Okay, right.
01:55Okay.
01:56Is that like justified it for you?
01:57It just slipped up once.
01:58Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:59Or twice.
02:00You know, you're drunk, you're naked, you know, you probably thought it was...
02:03Yeah.
02:05So...
02:06I mean, yeah, she had blonde hair.
02:07I had blonde hair at the time, so...
02:09That's what the fuck...
02:11There we go.
02:12Now she's brunette, Kim.
02:14Thank God.
02:15Yeah, nah, I'm loving this.
02:16No, do you know what?
02:17The reason why I went back to brunette is because so much bad shit happened to me when I was blonde.
02:22I was like, fuck this shit.
02:23So there we go.
02:24It was the last time you went blonde.
02:25Yeah?
02:26It was the last time you went blonde.
02:27Yeah.
02:28Same with him.
02:29Here, I'll show you what happened to me when I was blonde.
02:30I feel like when you go blonde, bad stuff happens.
02:31Yeah.
02:32Absolutely.
02:33I was blonde as well.
02:34You know what it is?
02:35Because blondes really do have more fun.
02:36Yeah, blondes.
02:37I was blonde too.
02:38Swipe on this video here and just...
02:39I went blonde for two days.
02:40You look like you have...
02:42That's me making out with a 55-year-old.
02:44Oi!
02:45Fuck!
02:46And my blonde idiot head thought it'd be a good idea to post that.
02:49That doesn't even look nice.
02:50It's just like...
02:51Oh, it was terrible.
02:52Really?
02:53Did your mom know about that?
02:54She's not proud.
02:55She's...
02:56I mean...
02:57Mom gave up on me a long time ago.
02:58What I love is that that was your second swipe along.
03:00Yeah.
03:01That's it.
03:02That's my Coachella dump.
03:03See, when you're blonde, you think you do dumb shit.
03:05Yeah.
03:06I tell you what, she's...
03:07That lady you made out with, she's still masturbating to it.
03:09To this day.
03:10She actually DMed me last week, remember?
03:11Shut the fuck up.
03:12I showed you.
03:13Has she commented on the video?
03:14Yes, she said...
03:15Fuck off.
03:16She said best 15 seconds.
03:17She was being nice about it.
03:18Yeah, even though I'm a terrible kid.
03:19Did you take one of those Cialis's?
03:22What is...
03:23I could have used a Cialis.
03:24I actually got head on the Coachella.
03:25We got those first, Will.
03:26Oh, it gets better.
03:27And I couldn't get hard, actually.
03:28Oh.
03:29I actually have a present for you.
03:30I see that shit.
03:31Yeah, he's got a present for me.
03:32This is for you to put it down with baby girl over here.
03:34Sponsored by MyRocky.
03:36MyRocky.
03:38MyRocky.ch.
03:39Right?
03:40Yes.
03:41My boy Anton.
03:42Yeah.
03:43Okay.
03:44So on that subject, the first time you had sex...
03:45Emily's gorgeous.
03:46She is.
03:47You're gorgeous.
03:48Thank you, bro.
03:49She's gorgeous.
03:50Cool.
03:51You know?
03:52Cool.
03:53Cool.
03:54When you first started having sex wear, were you using dick enhancement pills?
03:56No.
03:57So the first time we had sex was actually in the villa.
03:59So like the last day we had like a wrap up.
04:01Everyone's doing like pick up lines.
04:02It was like, okay, just kind of a few bits of admin, admin day.
04:05And there was like the suite that was kind of part of the whole thing that was just,
04:09wasn't being used.
04:10So we were like, right, we're going to go into the suite.
04:12And I lasted what?
04:13Oh.
04:14It was pretty bad.
04:1510 seconds.
04:16Yeah.
04:17Do you blame them though?
04:18You couldn't even joke off.
04:19It'd been so long.
04:20I mean, I did, I did, I did wank.
04:21Oh, you did wank.
04:22Yeah.
04:23I had a wank.
04:24So I kind of relieved myself.
04:25He didn't.
04:26He was really good.
04:27No one, no one actually wanked.
04:28Everyone took those rules so seriously.
04:30Like, can't you just say I'm taking a poop?
04:32Oh, you could.
04:33Like there's so many times.
04:34There's a camera in the toilet.
04:35In the poop?
04:36Yeah.
04:37They watch you poop?
04:38Yeah.
04:39No, they watch you poop.
04:40Well, they'll see you.
04:41But I don't think you get in trouble for it.
04:42So there's literally cameras everywhere?
04:43Yeah, everywhere.
04:44It's literally like surveillance.
04:45No.
04:46So you just looked them dead in the eye and said, what's up, motherfucker?
04:49Yeah, no, it's like that.
04:50I'm just gonna fucking do it.
04:51Like, a lot of people don't know this, but like my blue balls.
04:54So I got quite a lot of hate for this.
04:55People are like, oh, he's just a guy.
04:56He's got a weak and he has another wank.
04:57You know, pathetic.
04:58But I was like, I had back pain.
05:01I was, I was dry wretched into the toilet.
05:03I couldn't walk.
05:04I had to have special pills from, from the doctor.
05:06I spoke to the doctor.
05:07She gave me these big fat blue pills just to help my blue balls.
05:10Are you kidding?
05:11No, no, legit, legit.
05:12Oh my God.
05:13Blue ball pills.
05:14It was so bad.
05:15I remember being in the toilet one day, like dry wretched.
05:17And I was like.
05:18Just cause you were like, I need a lot.
05:19You know when I'm dark, it's cause we, we don't know what he's talking about.
05:21Cause he's so good looking that after like a day and a half of not getting his balls
05:26completely drained, he gets the severest blue balls.
05:29Wait, what does being good looking have to do with that?
05:31Because girls just want everything.
05:32Girls just run up to him on the street.
05:33He's trying to go to Walmart to pick up a pair of, fuck it.
05:36What the fuck is Walmart?
05:37He's going to pick up a.
05:38Asda.
05:39I think it's Asda basically.
05:40Yeah, I think it's Asda.
05:41It's Asda.
05:42It's like Tesco.
05:43Yeah.
05:44He's on his way to Tesco.
05:45And girls go.
05:46Okay.
05:47On his way there.
05:49Cause he's so hot.
05:50Yeah.
05:51They're still doing that now.
05:52I bet.
05:53You're both very good looking, but there's a lot of pretty girls out there.
05:58There's not a lot of hot guys.
06:00So Emily's probably better looking than you by a bit, but because guys are so not good looking
06:08in general, you stand out more.
06:09Cause you're so hot.
06:10I love that.
06:11A lot.
06:12So here's my question.
06:13Who gets more DMS?
06:14Oh, him.
06:15A hundred percent.
06:16Yeah.
06:17Yeah.
06:18I feel like.
06:19Girls are girls.
06:20Don't care.
06:21No, no.
06:22I actually feel offended at the fact that no guy with blue ticker has been in my inbox.
06:26I did.
06:27There's no way that's true.
06:28I know.
06:29This is what I say.
06:30I know.
06:31You get it.
06:32You're locked.
06:33Yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:34I know.
06:35I think that is the thing.
06:36People know that it's very fucking clear.
06:37We're together.
06:38You guys collab posts together.
06:39Yeah.
06:40It's very fucking clear.
06:41We're with each of all the time.
06:42So people are like, there's not much point.
06:43Yeah.
06:44And you live together.
06:45You pose together.
06:46We poo together.
06:47We shit together.
06:48You guys do the whole poop thing in front of you.
06:50Oh, yeah.
06:51We poop all over the place.
06:52Do you know what?
06:53When we first met, like with my ex, I was very much like, she couldn't shit.
06:58I didn't want to shit in front of me.
06:59I didn't like it.
07:00You didn't think girls pooed.
07:01Like literally.
07:02And her, fuck me.
07:03Like she's like shits with the door open.
07:05She wants me to come in.
07:07There was one time, which was the worst time where I was having a shit and she came in
07:11and she kind of sat in my lap, not in a sexual way, but just like a friendly way of like,
07:14I'm here for you.
07:15I don't want to be, you know, and I was like, I'll wipe her ass for you.
07:18Well, I was just like, do you know what?
07:19I used to stand up and wipe, but I don't anymore because of her.
07:22I sit down because I'm scared.
07:23She's going to come in.
07:24Cause I'm like peeping.
07:25Yeah.
07:26It's nice.
07:27It's nice to stand up.
07:28But when you've got someone coming in, I can't even lock the doors because she's like,
07:31why'd be locked in?
07:32And I'm like, I'm shitting.
07:33And I will find a coin to unlock it.
07:34Would you agree?
07:35Like I'm a psycho.
07:36I know I don't like it.
07:37She's a fucking poop psycho.
07:38Would you agree that when you're in this moment as a standup wiper myself,
07:42the most vulnerable you'll ever be as a human being.
07:45Yes.
07:46It's like right at this wall right here.
07:48Yes.
07:49That's it.
07:50When someone barges in like that, I can imagine that was traumatizing.
07:54I have fucking PTSD.
07:55I'm on the toilet.
07:56I'm like, oh my God, where is she?
07:57Where is she?
07:58I'm wiping.
07:59She comes in and I'm like.
08:00How about when you do that?
08:02He doesn't.
08:03No.
08:04He's not allowed.
08:05You drain his balls.
08:06Let me tell you something, sweetie.
08:08He jerks off every time you leave the house.
08:11The minute the door closes.
08:13Every fucking time.
08:14Am I lying?
08:15No, you actually are lying because I don't.
08:17Do you know what?
08:18I haven't on a wank for a long, long time.
08:20Whoa, whoa.
08:21When's the last time you jerked off?
08:23Ryan, not everybody jerks off three times a day like you do.
08:26Do you know what?
08:27Sorry, three hours a day.
08:28Different story.
08:29He's actually really good.
08:30He does it.
08:31He saves it for me.
08:32I used to, but I started reading all this shit about like not wanking and how good it
08:35was for you.
08:36And I was like, yeah, fuck it.
08:37I'm going to go with that.
08:38And actually.
08:39Wasn't that Wim Hof guy?
08:40What's his name?
08:41No, that's the water stuff.
08:42There was some other guy.
08:43Oh, sorry.
08:44I don't know.
08:45Yeah, wanking off is actually beneficial because what I was doing.
08:46What do you mean the water stuff?
08:47What water stuff?
08:48That Wim Hof guy.
08:49There's like the cold showers, the cold water therapy.
08:52You do all that shit too?
08:53Yeah.
08:54Cold showers every day.
08:55No, you don't.
08:56Yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:57Every day?
08:58Yeah, every day.
08:59This morning I actually tried to do it.
09:00She tried to do it.
09:01Did you scream?
09:02The coldest in the shower?
09:03Yeah, the coldest.
09:04Yeah.
09:05And sometimes.
09:06How long?
09:07Like a minute.
09:08A minute, maybe longer.
09:09And then you do the hot shower or no?
09:10No, I start with the hot.
09:11I start with the hot and then I'm like, right, fuck it.
09:12It's time to do the cold.
09:13And what do you do?
09:14You just fucking trip out?
09:15Just standing.
09:16He pisses all over his head.
09:17He's like.
09:18It goes on your head?
09:19Yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:20You can't jerk off in those conditions.
09:21No, no, no, no.
09:22I come out of my dick.
09:23This is why he doesn't jerk off.
09:24My dick is like, that's why I'm like, hi.
09:25That's my favorite.
09:26I love it when it's cold.
09:27That's how my dick looks after a Viagra.
09:28I do.
09:31It's so big.
09:32Yeah, that's it.
09:33You have a good dick on him, Cam Holmes?
09:34Yeah.
09:35Very good.
09:36For a white guy.
09:37Can you describe it, please?
09:38Whoa.
09:39Whoa.
09:40What the fuck?
09:41What happened there, Terry?
09:43He liked that one, didn't he?
09:44He liked that one.
09:45I was going to see Terry's dick for months.
09:48A year I'd say.
09:49We should have a competition.
09:51Get dicks out.
09:52Aren't you curious to see Terry's dick?
09:54Because he's a little black guy.
09:56But very black.
09:57I reckon he's got a fucking whopper.
09:58Absolute whopper on him.
09:59And judging by that laugh, I think he's got a big whopper.
10:02He's got a whopper.
10:03You know how I bought Terry a hooker in Vegas and he went to sleep?
10:06And the poor girl was in the lobby.
10:08Oh, and you paid as well, though.
10:10Maybe she didn't think she was worthy.
10:12Yeah.
10:13I would have fucked up with her, but I just finished with my hooker.
10:16Oh, fair enough.
10:17Yeah, and I was sleeping beside it while it was all going down.
10:20Nothing wrong with that.
10:21You didn't wake up?
10:22You want to hear something?
10:23You guys, you slow down on jerking off?
10:25Tell him what I do.
10:26Well, you've never, I think you're worse actually now.
10:29You jerk off beside me when I'm sleeping in hotel rooms.
10:31Like we share a queen size bed and I just do it right beside him.
10:34Well, do you get off on that?
10:35No, no, no.
10:36Literally he does.
10:37Literally he does.
10:38Literally he does.
10:39Is that because of like, you know danger wank?
10:41You know what danger wank is?
10:42What's a danger wank?
10:44When you're a kid and you're growing up and like your mom's like, you've got like 15 minutes until dinner's going to be ready and she's going to be like, I'm in the toilet and I'm like, yeah.
10:51You're right.
10:52It's dangerous.
10:53Maybe I do like that.
10:54You like it because he's led next to you.
10:56Yeah.
10:57Not in a, you know, no homo way, but I think it's just because, is he going to wake up?
11:01Is he not?
11:02That fact because I've jerked off in my principal's office before.
11:06And that's my weirdest.
11:07Cause it's dangerous.
11:08Well, you know what?
11:09I was in grade eight and I didn't have phones back then.
11:10And I had internal suspension, which means eight hours in a room.
11:13And he left the whole day.
11:14What the hell?
11:15That's a long time.
11:16And I was shooting blanks.
11:17So I jerked off like three times in his office.
11:18Did you like do it all over his desk?
11:20No, I was shooting blanks at the time.
11:22What does that mean?
11:23So before you have to be as a guy.
11:25That was a good time.
11:27As a guy, what a time.
11:28Oh wait, so no mess.
11:29No mess.
11:30You can't come.
11:31It's just, it's just like a feeling.
11:32You're like.
11:33Honestly, for whatever reason, it felt better.
11:34I don't know.
11:35Cause it was new.
11:36Me and my mate, she literally called it the feeling.
11:37We had this discussion of the day.
11:38Like when you get vasectomy, do you shoot blanks?
11:41Oh, I don't know.
11:42Great question.
11:43Great question.
11:44I don't know.
11:45Why are you guys looking at me?
11:46Cause you're the oldest.
11:47Oh, that guy probably has a vasectomy.
11:49I like how we all looked your way.
11:51I feel like Bennett Sykes has a vasectomy.
11:54For sure.
11:55Carly made him.
11:56Carly just made him.
11:57And he's like, all right, bet.
11:59We should talk about them.
12:00Let's get into that after.
12:01We got to talk about everyone on the show.
12:02Let's play Mr. Quickie.
12:03Okay.
12:04Yeah.
12:05Cause we have so many questions to ask you guys.
12:06Okay.
12:07Cam and Emily.
12:08I'm Mr. Quickie.
12:09Oh, hi.
12:10Do you want to know why they call me Mr. Quickie?
12:11I can guess why.
12:12I'm intrigued.
12:13Well, go ahead and guess.
12:14I mean, how long do you last in bed?
12:15Very quick.
12:16Yeah.
12:17Anyways.
12:18You have 60 seconds to answer as many questions as you can, as quickly as you can.
12:21Okay.
12:22Starting now.
12:23Blink twice if breaking up for a day was a PR stunt.
12:28Okay.
12:29Cam and Emily.
12:30I want you to both think of your idol.
12:32Your idol must be of the same sex as you.
12:35Tell each other who that person is right now.
12:37Will Smith.
12:38Will Smith.
12:39What did you say?
12:40Will Smith.
12:41Okay.
12:42You said Carly.
12:43Okay.
12:44Okay.
12:45Would you let each other have a hall pass with that person?
12:49What?
12:50I fuck Will Smith.
12:51No.
12:52She fucks Will Smith.
12:53You fuck Carly Lawrence.
12:54Oh.
12:55You should say yes.
12:56I should say no.
12:57No.
12:58Yeah.
12:59Yeah.
13:00Yeah.
13:01No.
13:02I'm okay with that.
13:03Okay.
13:04How long was it before you both felt comfortable farting in front of each other?
13:07Oh, hours.
13:08Hours.
13:09Really?
13:10That quickly, eh?
13:11I'm very open though.
13:12She farts a lot.
13:13It's bad.
13:14Hey.
13:16Cover your eyes and with a show of fingers, how many times a week on average do you two
13:21make sex on each other?
13:23At the moment.
13:24Ooh.
13:25Wait, what?
13:26Was that 60 seconds?
13:27That was 60 seconds.
13:28You can answer the question.
13:29So cover your eyes.
13:30Wait, wait, what?
13:31On a show of fingers, how many times on average do you guys make sex on, make sucky fucky?
13:35Like, I'd say-
13:36A day.
13:37Oh, a day?
13:38No, a week.
13:39A week.
13:40Yeah, that's good.
13:41Three?
13:42It's been about a year now, right?
13:43Healthy relationship.
13:44That's good.
13:45I'm a doctor.
13:46Yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:47No, that's good.
13:48I'm proud of that.
13:49And that's the end of the Mr. Quickie show.
13:50Yeah, well done.
13:51No, two or three a week is great.
13:52Those are a lot of numbers.
13:53Yeah.
13:54Carly Bennett now, I'd say, honestly.
13:55Once every three months?
13:56Yeah.
13:57Really?
13:58Oh yeah.
13:59They're not fucking much at all.
14:00They're just married.
14:01Texts from Benny.
14:02Put it down.
14:03Put it down.
14:04It's like, yeah, I'm so proud of you, Benny, man.
14:06Yeah.
14:07Yeah, he'll tell us.
14:08Benny will actually tell us, like, I fucked her last night.
14:09Yeah.
14:10We're like, well, you know, that's cool, you know, given that she's your wife and all.
14:13Yeah.
14:14But are they still living with Nathan?
14:15Yep.
14:16Okay, that's probably why, maybe.
14:17Nathan wants out, though.
14:18Nathan wants to get out.
14:19Yeah.
14:20He's got a kid now.
14:21He's getting a place in Texas, isn't he?
14:23Yeah.
14:24He's got a kid.
14:25Back to LA, we're gonna-
14:26We're gonna-
14:27So we're actually gonna move in with Nathan January 1st.
14:29Oh, what a house.
14:30What a house that would be.
14:31He became our very best friend in the world.
14:34He's like our third brother.
14:35He's like Nathan.
14:36I love him.
14:37I feel like you can't not like him.
14:39Like, me and him on the show, we're like, literally like-
14:41Such a bromo.
14:42We were so close.
14:43And you know who we like a lot?
14:44By the way, we went to Vegas with him a few weeks ago.
14:46Pete.
14:47Oh, I was just telling him.
14:48Fucking love Pete.
14:49Pete is awesome, man.
14:50Lil Pete.
14:51Love Pete.
14:52He's such a little brain guy, you know?
14:53He's a little, he isn't like that.
14:56Yeah, he is.
14:57Yeah, we love our tall kings, right?
14:58Yeah, yeah.
14:59Short kings.
15:00Short kings.
15:01Chase, you know, we had Chase on the show twice now.
15:04Twice?
15:05Lucky you.
15:06He's great for content.
15:08He is very entertaining.
15:09Chase has switched on.
15:10He knows what he's doing.
15:12He knows what he's doing.
15:13But he is actually a very lovely kid.
15:14I will say that about Chase.
15:15He has got heart.
15:16And then Carly, she's our girl.
15:18She brought us around in LA.
15:19Our first day there, she showed us everyone.
15:21They got married and they really are in love.
15:23They really are.
15:24Fuck, they're my favorite.
15:25I love them so much.
15:26They're adorable.
15:27Are you guys gonna get married?
15:29Have kids?
15:30All that shit?
15:31We want to.
15:32Yeah.
15:33I'm more bothered about the kids part than the marriage part.
15:36You guys are together forever kind of vibe though?
15:38Yeah, that kind of vibe.
15:39I feel like-
15:40You know that that's your check for life.
15:41Yeah, 100%.
15:42Yeah, marriage, kids.
15:43They're cute.
15:44Yeah.
15:45They're cute.
15:46Like my mom literally loves him more than she loves me.
15:48Yeah, she does.
15:49You guys do anal?
15:50Yeah.
15:51We do.
15:52We do, yeah.
15:53We haven't for a while, actually.
15:54We haven't for a while.
15:55Yeah.
15:56You're really comfortable with your butthole, eh?
15:57You know what?
15:58It's messy.
15:59And when you're together for a long time, it's like, fuck that.
16:00I can't be ah.
16:01Yeah.
16:02And now we have our own place.
16:03I don't want to clean that shit up.
16:04It's not as spontaneous.
16:05Yeah.
16:06Like quite literally.
16:07It's not as spontaneous as like, oh, let's have anal.
16:09You gotta warm it up.
16:10You gotta lube up.
16:11It's gotta be a special occasion.
16:12Yeah, yeah.
16:13You're in Canada.
16:14You're going to a wedding.
16:15You ruined the hotel.
16:16Do it at the wedding!
16:17You ruined the hotel room.
16:19Yeah.
16:20You're good.
16:21Yeah.
16:22This weekend.
16:23Anal.
16:24Hey, you can use one of those things I gave you.
16:26You're welcome.
16:27Yes.
16:28Okay.
16:29Look at me.
16:30Anal Sundays.
16:31I'm up for it.
16:32Anal Sundays.
16:33In the name of the father, son, the holy hole.
16:35It's actually crazy.
16:36I used to do a lot of anal back in the day.
16:37I used to...
16:38Oh!
16:39Okay.
16:40Oh, yeah!
16:41No, no, no.
16:42So, I was actually...
16:43One saying is it's crazy that I don't do it anymore.
16:44I can't wait for the kids to watch this.
16:46Fucking hell.
16:47Fucking...
16:48What a fucking statement that was.
16:51Oh, I used to...
16:52Oh, I used to...
16:53You said it so, like, so kind of playfully.
16:55I used to do anal quite a lot back in the fucking days.
16:57I was actually going to make it even worse.
16:58I used to have weeks where it's called strictly anal, so...
17:01I honestly, all my life, I used to date a girl that used to make me do anal with her on Sundays.
17:06I swear to God, all my life.
17:07Do you know what?
17:08It's because I know this is going to be the fucking bit they clip as well.
17:10Yeah, no, this is a clip.
17:11This is going to be the fucking bit they clip.
17:12Yo, you know when you know you're in it?
17:13And then bam.
17:14I'm in a real.
17:15We're in a real right now.
17:16All of a sudden, I'm getting DMs.
17:17He's crying.
17:18You're crying.
17:19He's crying.
17:20We know that we're in a real right now and it's going viral right now.
17:23Yeah, we are.
17:24We are.
17:25We are in a fucking real right now.
17:26Yeah, yeah.
17:27It's fine.
17:28Maybe just shut up.
17:29That happens.
17:30We know when we're in a clip that's going viral.
17:32Oh, I know.
17:33Every time.
17:34Someone says something, we're like, okay, whatever I say next is important.
17:36Yeah.
17:37Because we're in a clip.
17:38On a podcast, every time I'm like, I know this is going to be fucking clipped.
17:40Yeah, you know what?
17:41I always say something that he doesn't like.
17:42Every time she brings up that her excuse, she just plow around.
17:44She says something and I'm like, oh, fucking hell.
17:47I'm getting a good telling off later.
17:48Cam, that's your girl, bro.
17:49I'll get a good telling off.
17:50You know what?
17:51Let's be honest, okay?
17:52I love her for all the-
17:54Cam must have put it down like Charlie Brown before you, babe.
18:00What does that mean?
18:02I mean that Cam's the hottest guy I've seen in a long time and he must have had a lot
18:07of sex.
18:08Oh, yeah, yeah.
18:09He's been about the block.
18:10Yeah.
18:11Of course he has.
18:12Yeah.
18:13This guy's like Thomas Shelby.
18:14Yeah.
18:15He's 20, 22 Thomas Shelby.
18:16And you know what they say about Thomas Shelby?
18:17That he's the hottest guy of all time.
18:18Yeah, no, yeah.
18:19So I'll take it.
18:20I'll take it.
18:21Yeah.
18:22No, I will take it.
18:23You had the highest body count in the villa, didn't you?
18:24Yeah, no, that was actually weird.
18:25So we were in the villa.
18:26We were going around the boys and, you know, openly chatting about, you know, the body count
18:28and stuff.
18:29And I thought-
18:30You got like notches of tattoos on your wrist?
18:31Yeah, no, they're all on my left wrist.
18:32Yeah, this is it here.
18:33And let me guess, you can't see skin.
18:34The 21,000.
18:35That was funny for you.
18:36That was good.
18:37Yeah.
18:38Yeah.
18:39Yeah.
18:45Yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:46Oh, they're great.
18:47That's actually our coordinates of where we met.
18:49We've got matching tattoos.
18:50Oh.
18:51Well, that's cute.
18:52Come on.
18:53Of where we met?
18:54In the villa.
18:55In the villa.
18:56So that is, I looked up the coordinates of the villa, I got them down and we got tattoos.
18:58Yeah, it was matching tattoos.
18:59Sick.
19:00I've never heard of that tattoo.
19:01Fucking sick.
19:02Hey, we're taking notes.
19:03Yeah.
19:04Except from I got it on my heart and he got his fucking wrist, so.
19:06Yeah, because-
19:07Wrist is way better than heart.
19:08Yeah, but there's a pulse then.
19:09You show your tits every day?
19:10Uh-huh.
19:11What?
19:12Do you shave your tits?
19:13Yeah.
19:14That's awesome.
19:15She does.
19:16She does have hairy tits.
19:17Very hairy tits.
19:19She doesn't shave them fucking at all.
19:22Oh my God.
19:23They're hilarious.
19:24No, I-
19:25What's your background?
19:26Indian.
19:27Oh, that explains everything.
19:28Listen, the wrist is way more lovey-dovey like important than your fucking heart.
19:32Exactly.
19:33Big deal.
19:34Yes.
19:35I beg your pardon.
19:36Show us your tat.
19:37You mean show us your shit.
19:39Show us your hairy tits.
19:40Show us your-
19:41I'm worried if I didn't have a nappy on.
19:45This is like connected to there, so.
19:47Oh.
19:48It's one of the nappy things.
19:49You're the funniest couple of all time.
19:50Yeah, yeah.
19:51Where did you guys come from?
19:52Why aren't we friends?
19:53You wanna know the last couple we had?
19:54Oh, it was Nala and her boyfriend.
19:55Oh, they were great too.
19:56Are they the porn stars?
19:57The couple before that.
19:58Yeah, the porn star Nala and her porn star boyfriend, they were doing content.
20:00Is that how they met?
20:01Yeah.
20:02Wait, so they're both in porn?
20:03Yeah, from anal.
20:04Yeah, yeah.
20:05But they only did it exclusively though.
20:06Only fans porn together.
20:07Oh, okay.
20:08So they don't like go to shoots and come home and have dinner.
20:10And compare.
20:11How was your fuck today?
20:12How was your fuck today?
20:13How was your anal?
20:14You got fucked real hard today.
20:16You're one of the last couple before them that we had on?
20:18Chase.
20:19Carly Lawrence and Joey Joy.
20:20Oh.
20:21Yeah.
20:22You know what?
20:23I still text Joey Joy.
20:24I love Joey.
20:25Joey, you remind me of Joey.
20:27Yeah.
20:28No, I get that.
20:29I get that a little bit.
20:30Oh, really?
20:31I feel bad.
20:32Because I really like Joey, but Carly took my phone once and blocked him.
20:34Oh.
20:35I still text him.
20:36I love Joey.
20:37I messaged him two months later and I was like, hey, listen.
20:39I always ask him for a favor, actually.
20:41So I unblocked him and I messaged him for a favor.
20:43What was the favor?
20:44I asked him if he could get Tana Mojo on our show.
20:46Oh.
20:47And he was like, dude, why'd you block me?
20:49Is he shagging her?
20:50And I was like, I'm so sorry Carly did that.
20:52I reckon.
20:53Carly did that.
20:54Yeah.
20:55And I feel, Joey, I feel, he's a good dude.
20:57No, I love Joey.
20:58He's such a good guy.
20:59He's very funny.
21:00He's a very entertaining guy.
21:01You know how Carly is, eh?
21:02Ta-ta.
21:03You don't talk to him anymore.
21:04Do you actually know what?
21:05When I found that, on the show, me and Joey went on a date.
21:06They didn't air it.
21:07Yeah.
21:08Oh, really?
21:09Yeah.
21:10I know.
21:11Cam, how do you feel about that?
21:12I was actually right with it.
21:13Yeah, because I was such a good girl and didn't do anything.
21:14Even though I could've.
21:15I was very self-certain of myself.
21:16Not in like an arrogant way.
21:17Yeah, you knew it.
21:18Not in an arrogant way.
21:19That's my girl.
21:20I'm not worried about anybody else.
21:21You weren't worried about Chase.
21:22Oh, no.
21:23No, no.
21:24You should've been.
21:25Nathan's your maid.
21:26Yeah, you should've been.
21:27I don't know.
21:28You really do have a thing to show.
21:29Just adding to the compilation.
21:30Yeah.
21:31Actually, let's play a game called Ass and Answers that we have.
21:35It's when we get a girl with an ass.
21:36It's a great segment on the show.
21:37It's our most viral segment.
21:39Okay.
21:40Ass and Answers alone probably has 50 million views, I'd say.
21:44Oh, you're getting close.
21:45Oh, watch my Viagra.
21:47So this is our very good friend, Julia Saccard.
21:49Hello.
21:50At Eluzdrakus.
21:51It's her name spelled backwards, for those who don't know.
21:53My best friend in the world, even above Dark.
21:56If I had to choose between Dark and Julia, kick rocks Darky boy.
21:59Haylush is my girl.
22:00Okay, bye.
22:01How do you feel about that?
22:02So this is Haylush.
22:03You care what?
22:04Here we go.
22:05Okay.
22:06Close your eyes.
22:07Now say the first word that pops in your head when I say, king of cringe.
22:12Chase.
22:13Chase.
22:14Wow, you guys are good at this game.
22:19Poor Chase.
22:20You got a lot of minutes.
22:22Love you Chase.
22:23You know Chase is good at his job when we keep mentioning him in every fucking episode.
22:26It's true.
22:27Yeah.
22:28No, I do love him.
22:29But there's been some moments where I've watched some things and been like...
22:32Oh, some OnlyFans things.
22:33Fuck.
22:34He does it on purpose.
22:35No, no, no.
22:36The OnlyFans things.
22:37Oh, I...
22:38Oh, no.
22:39Is that not what you were talking about?
22:40No, no.
22:41Oh.
22:42No, I wasn't on that.
22:43You know you love Nathan.
22:44You haven't seen that.
22:45Nathan, I actually subscribed to his OnlyFans because he's my boy.
22:48You got to cut that off.
22:49No, but you know what?
22:50I tell him, like, I like this.
22:51Like, it grabbed me.
22:52Hey, keep that up.
22:53That's awesome.
22:54Keep it up.
22:55Yeah.
22:56I'll help Nathan.
22:57And you know what he does too?
22:58The purple ring on...
22:59Do you guys do that one?
23:00On Instagram?
23:01The exclusive content on Instagram?
23:02No.
23:03No, we don't get that in the UK.
23:04So six bucks a month, I get...
23:06Yeah.
23:07Instead of close friends, it's an exclusive purple ring.
23:09No.
23:10And I love it.
23:11And he becomes my first bubble.
23:12We don't get that in the UK.
23:13It's a good concept.
23:14You get paid to do...
23:15Nathan was saying you get paid to do our reels and shit.
23:17No, we don't own Canada.
23:18We don't own Canada.
23:19Oh, fuck.
23:20Fuck Canada.
23:21I know.
23:22I'm joking.
23:23I love Canada.
23:24No, Canada's great.
23:25I actually do love Canada.
23:26Everyone here is so nice.
23:27So nice.
23:28Just even like the small things.
23:29Like yesterday, we got our lift in a hotel and like M pushed the button to this guy.
23:32And he was like, oh, thank you so much.
23:33Oh, thank you so much.
23:34Even though I was like, oh my God.
23:35No, thank you.
23:36In London, they'd be like, fuck fuck you cunt.
23:38I can do it myself.
23:39Yeah, London.
23:40That's what they'd say.
23:41Oh, London's the worst, right?
23:42Yeah.
23:43They would say that.
23:44Yeah, literally.
23:45London are quiet.
23:46Especially London.
23:47I think anywhere outside of London in the UK is very polite.
23:48Everyone's very well-mannered.
23:49But like London is very much like dog eat dog world.
23:51You know what it is?
23:52For the girls, there's so many hot girls here that if they're not nice, then Sia will go to
23:56the nice one.
23:57Yeah.
23:58Yeah.
23:59If she was born in LA, she'd be a fucking cunt of a whore bitch.
24:04But she's in Canada, so she knows.
24:06She's got to be funny.
24:07Thank you so much.
24:08Yeah, no, we do like Canada.
24:09And Kush.
24:10Same goes for Kushie.
24:12Hey, imagine Kush in LA.
24:13She wouldn't fucking talk to us.
24:15We're these idiots.
24:16Yeah, you'd be like, fuck these.
24:18Yeah.
24:19You started becoming a bitch halfway through the trip, Kush.
24:22Yeah, that's why I voted you on episode one.
24:23Hey, Lush, thank you for coming on.
24:24Thank you, thank you.
24:25And that's why I voted Kush off episode one.
24:26See, I knew I was in a clip again.
24:27When you guys said chase, I knew I was in a clip.
24:28It's like inception.
24:29Yeah.
24:30Yeah.
24:31How we doing on time, Terry?
24:32We are at 25 minutes.
24:3325?
24:34Let's do another 5-10.
24:35Wait, that aircon is really cold.
24:36You want to do another 5-10?
24:37Can you turn the aircon down?
24:38Absolutely.
24:39You guys are hilarious.
24:40Oh, air conditioning?
24:41Yeah.
24:42She gets cold.
24:43I think she said earlier.
24:44I told you.
24:45It's too cold.
24:46She gets cold very easily.
24:47Okay.
24:48Like, you could be in the hottest place.
24:49We were on the beach.
24:50We were on the beach earlier and I was freezing.
24:51It was like 35 fucking degrees and she was like, I'm cold.
24:52I'm like, I was so miserable.
24:53I was like, I'll just go back to the hotel.
24:54You want to go sit in the hotel?
24:55I was like, yeah, I'm so cold.
24:56Hey, let me ask you a question.
24:57Do you give Kim start to finish blowjobs?
24:58He's really difficult to make finish.
24:59I'm weird with blowjobs.
25:00Yeah.
25:01He struggles.
25:02Yeah.
25:03Yeah.
25:04Yeah.
25:05Yeah.
25:06Yeah.
25:07Yeah.
25:08Yeah.
25:09Yeah.
25:10Yeah.
25:13Yeah.
25:14And I love giving blowjobs as well.
25:16So it's like a bit offensive.
25:17No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
25:19I finished a lot with you.
25:20I didn't with a lot of other people.
25:22A lot of people, I generally had times where I'd stop a girl half a thing and be like,
25:25I don't like it.
25:26You're bad.
25:27And stop.
25:28Because I'm just like, we're wasting both.
25:29We're wasting both of our times.
25:31But with you, you're very good.
25:33And you know, you know.
25:34Thanks though.
25:35I like my balls being tickled.
25:36So she's good at that.
25:37Me too.
25:38Yeah.
25:39Love it.
25:40Yeah.
25:41That's why you get sick when you don't release the demons.
25:44You look like this.
25:45You're nice.
25:46You're funny.
25:47You're the only Brit with nice teeth.
25:48And they gave you a horn.
25:49I know.
25:50Yeah.
25:51What can't he do?
25:52What the fuck is this?
25:53Hey.
25:54That's not fair.
25:57And he's only 25?
25:59Yeah.
26:00This guy's gonna do it.
26:01Yeah.
26:02Fucking Biebs watch out.
26:03Look what he's sitting beside.
26:05Not what.
26:06Like you're an object.
26:07Look who he's sitting beside.
26:09You can't.
26:10You still eat her pussy every time you have sex?
26:11Absolutely not.
26:12Not every time, no.
26:13Absolutely not.
26:14No, not every time.
26:15He's a bad boyfriend.
26:16Do you warm her up every time?
26:18No.
26:19Fuck me.
26:20Hang on, hang on, hang on.
26:21This is a bad boyfriend.
26:22Okay, hold on.
26:23You don't give me a blowjob every time.
26:25Yeah, because it works two ways, hon.
26:27Alright.
26:28Who else doesn't eat pussies?
26:29Joey, Joey.
26:30He openly said that too.
26:31I do, but I think, you know, if we did it every time, maybe it'd become kind of not as special.
26:37Well, let's give it a go, shall we?
26:38Okay, listen.
26:39This is the talking stick.
26:42You can only speak if you have a talking stick.
26:44It's like therapy.
26:45Oh, this is Jerry Springer shit.
26:46Yeah.
26:47You can't speak without the talking stick.
26:49If you do, you get a cottage spring poured on your lovely hair.
26:52Not my hair.
26:53Not my hair.
26:54Not my hair.
26:55Not my hair.
26:56Not the fuck.
26:57Not my hair.
26:58Tell us what Cam does usually to get the sex flowing and what an average sex night.
27:07We're talking with foreplay here.
27:08Okay, so we'll be lying there and he'll just randomly get a boner and start poking me with
27:14it.
27:15Genius.
27:16What do you mean?
27:17Great place.
27:18Like dry hunting.
27:19Okay, and then he fingers you to warm you up?
27:21Sometimes.
27:22Nah, a lot of times so.
27:23Sometimes.
27:24No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
27:28But so, so he'll just, he'll, cause I've heard with a girl, you know, it's like going
27:33down a water slide without the water.
27:35Oh, a hundred percent.
27:40And then he's moaning going, cool, that's a bit tight, innit?
27:43I'm like, yeah, no shit.
27:44Still got it, girl.
27:49And then she's like, do you know what he does after?
27:56Wow.
27:57One more time for the viewers.
27:58Together.
28:00Fucking hell.
28:01So, yeah.
28:02Okay.
28:03Yeah.
28:05So that's ridiculous to it.
28:06Cam.
28:07Hmm.
28:08Yeah.
28:09What do you do to make sure that she orgasms?
28:11I mean, I'm not gonna lie.
28:12I feel like as a relationship goes, you do get quite lazy with sex and I'm gonna defend
28:16I'm gonna, I'm gonna defend myself.
28:17Don't try and shigako it, Han.
28:18I'm gonna defend myself here.
28:19You should grab the talking stick.
28:20You can't grab the talking stick.
28:21That's the fucking rules.
28:22I'm gonna defend myself here.
28:23I feel like sometimes, sometimes you are a bit lazy with it.
28:24You know, I feel like every time we were, you know, getting into foreplay, you know,
28:25full, what's it?
28:26365 days.
28:27If we were doing that all the time, it's not realistic.
28:28Fucking you can't grab the talking stick.
28:29I got it.
28:30Fucking hell.
28:31You can't try and grab it.
28:32I bet you are.
28:33I feel like, you know, sometimes it's nice when you're sticking.
28:35It's tighter.
28:36It's a bit more.
28:37I agree.
28:38I'm not saying you've got a big vagina.
28:39I'm just, I'm just gonna give you.
28:40Well, your dad don't think so.
28:41What?
28:42Well, it's just a bit lazy.
28:43I'm gonna be lazy with it.
28:44You know, I feel like, every time we were, you know, getting into foreplay, you know,
28:46full, what's it?
28:47365 days.
28:48If we were doing that all the time, it's not realistic.
28:49You can't grab the talking stick.
28:50I got it.
28:51Fucking hell.
28:52I got it.
28:53Fucking hell.
28:54I'm trying to grab it.
28:56I bet you are.
28:57I'm just, I'm just going to give you.
28:59Well, your dad don't think so.
29:01Oh, don't call my dad.
29:05That's always a good one.
29:06Because my dad actually might watch this
29:08and he wouldn't like that.
29:09Is your dad hot too?
29:10Oh, deal.
29:11Yeah.
29:13He's an army man.
29:15He's an army man.
29:15Yeah.
29:17This is the best episode ever.
29:18I love him.
29:20Hey, you guys still say I love you to each other a lot?
29:23Oh, yeah.
29:23Every day.
29:24Yeah, every day.
29:24Oh.
29:25A lot.
29:25Hey, I love this.
29:28Emily, how do you feel about bringing in a threesome?
29:33Do I start with a stick?
29:34Yeah, give her the stick.
29:35Yeah, I understand.
29:35I understand.
29:37I feel like earlier on in our relationship,
29:39we did speak about it.
29:41But as time's gone on, it's a bit weird now.
29:43Oh, it's, it's, I agree.
29:44Yeah.
29:45It's easier in the early stages.
29:46Why is it weird?
29:47I'm having fun.
29:48You're fooling around.
29:49For now, you live together.
29:50You shit together.
29:51To bring a girl in is kind of crazy.
29:53And it's now like whenever he,
29:54was that Hooters yesterday?
29:55And he was looking at her ass.
29:56I was like, what the fuck are you doing?
29:57Wait, what, what, what?
29:58Was it, was it?
29:58Was it at Hooters yesterday?
29:59Was it looking at Hooters yesterday?
30:00Oh, you're into Hooters?
30:01Yeah.
30:01And then, you know, there's girls walking around in little pants.
30:03Okay.
30:04And he looked at her ass.
30:05And I went, what the fuck are you doing?
30:06Well, that's fine.
30:07He looked at her ass?
30:08Yeah.
30:09I feel like that's part of Hooters.
30:10He's allowed to look.
30:11No, my brothers were sat there.
30:13Oh.
30:14Yeah, but your brother joked with me about it.
30:15He loved it.
30:16I know.
30:17I didn't actually.
30:17Hey, why are you going on a date to Hooters?
30:20And getting nice and looks at Hooters?
30:21It was a date.
30:21It was a date.
30:22It was a family trip.
30:23I went to a ship cup with them and he looked at the girl dancing.
30:27Yeah.
30:28Where am I supposed to look?
30:29You know.
30:29You know.
30:30At your fucking food.
30:32Head fucking down.
30:34At your fucking Putin, whatever it's called.
30:35Oh, yeah.
30:36Oh, oh, oh.
30:39Can we chat about that dish?
30:41Because you Americans.
30:42Oh, it is disgusting.
30:43You Canadians are like.
30:44Oh, my God.
30:44It's fucking.
30:45Oh, my God.
30:45I haven't had poutine in 15 years.
30:47I know it's disgusting.
30:47Yeah, I don't blame you, Hans.
30:49It's just like we do it in the UK.
30:50Why am I still holding this?
30:51We do it in the UK.
30:53It's literally chip cheese and gravy.
30:55The cheese was cold as well.
30:57Like it was so much texture.
30:58Yeah, it was bad.
30:59It was bad.
30:59I didn't like it.
31:00But do you know what?
31:00The Hooters waitress afterwards said,
31:02yeah, you shouldn't come here for poutine.
31:04Do you know the UK is globally known
31:05for having the worst food in the world?
31:07That is a lot.
31:08No, it's true.
31:09That's a thing.
31:09No, it's true.
31:10Great music, bad food.
31:11That's a thing.
31:12It's true.
31:12I will agree with it.
31:13Have you not had a roast dinner?
31:17What is it?
31:17Have you not had jacket potato?
31:18That's the only thing we've got is a roast dinner.
31:20Oh, my God.
31:20And a cooked breakfast.
31:21We've got two dishes.
31:22You know, in Europe, people go to France for food.
31:24France is the worst for food.
31:26I'm vegetarian, so it is like the worst.
31:28Did we ever tell you?
31:29Wait, sorry.
31:30Have you ever heard about the argument
31:31that Chase and Marvin had on the show
31:33about cuisine?
31:35You all love this.
31:36Fuck me.
31:37You have all my attention.
31:38Wait, wait.
31:38Can I paint the picture?
31:40You paint it.
31:40I'll paint the picture.
31:41Okay, so it's like nearing the last few days
31:45of the villa.
31:45We've been in there four weeks.
31:46Tensions are high.
31:47No one's released their balls.
31:49Tensions are high.
31:51Alpha males are like...
31:52Alpha males are like...
31:54And yeah, come on.
31:56Kill it.
31:56Oh, shit.
31:57You passed it to me.
31:57Okay.
31:58And then basically,
31:59we got on to the topic of cuisine
31:59and then it was like,
32:00basically Marvin was like,
32:01oh, French food is better than American.
32:03And they kind of went back and forth a little bit.
32:04It was a little bit like bantery,
32:06jokey at the start.
32:06And then they got on the topic of French fries.
32:08I think, what was it?
32:09It was the French fries originate...
32:11Marvin was saying French fries originated in...
32:13In America.
32:13In...
32:14No, France.
32:14In France.
32:15And then Chase was saying
32:15they originated in the US.
32:17And then it got to the point
32:18where they both squared up to each other.
32:20We're about to fight.
32:21Like, we're about to scrap.
32:22Off camera too?
32:23Yeah, off camera.
32:24Yeah, but we're eating.
32:25Security had to fucking this big,
32:27big security.
32:27Yeah, yeah, yeah.
32:28That they were about to fully scrap
32:30over French fries.
32:31It was fucking insane.
32:33And everyone was just like,
32:34what, what?
32:35It's ironic because Marvin's French,
32:36so it's funny.
32:37That's incredibly funny.
32:38Imagine that.
32:40I didn't get that part.
32:40Yeah, yeah, yeah.
32:41Oh, yeah.
32:41He's French.
32:42Yeah, no.
32:43So that's why...
32:43French fries come from France.
32:44Yeah, they come from the day.
32:45Yeah.
32:46And they're trying to fight.
32:47And they're really tall guys.
32:49And then Chase is like,
32:50I'm worth 4.5 million.
32:54And then the bouncer had to come along and...
32:57But yeah, no.
32:58It was a fucking bad...
32:59Oh, that's a good question.
33:00Is Chase worth 4.5 million?
33:01No.
33:02Like, he claims on the social media?
33:03No.
33:04I'm just gonna...
33:05I don't know.
33:06I mean, but I'm just gonna say no
33:08because if you look at our net worth on Google,
33:11that's a lie too.
33:13Oh, it says too much.
33:13I haven't done that.
33:14But I'm worth like fucking a few million.
33:17I'm just like...
33:17Are you serious?
33:17I'm somebody that way.
33:18I'm doing it right, but not...
33:19Yeah.
33:19I fucking wish.
33:21Yeah, but...
33:21You got a few mil.
33:22Oh, yeah.
33:22I think I'm like...
33:23It's all a little bit of cap.
33:232.8 mil.
33:24And I'm like,
33:25where have you got that figure from?
33:26Do you know what I mean?
33:26Like, where have you...
33:27They said 2.8 for you?
33:28Yeah, 2.8.
33:29I was like, yeah, I'll take it.
33:30Fucking right.
33:31What did you say for me?
33:32I think you are.
33:32I think you've got 3.2 mil.
33:33Obviously.
33:343.2 mil?
33:35Oh, I am.
33:35Why are you in a moment than me?
33:37Fuck.
33:38No wonder you guys didn't drop the only thing.
33:39She's got hairy tits.
33:40I got the hairy titties.
33:41She's got the hairy titties.
33:43Hey, let's see that tat, by the way.
33:46She said she couldn't because it's trash.
33:47I can't get it on camera.
33:48No, you can't because it's literally tit.
33:50Yeah, I'm going to have to unbutton.
33:51Oh, so you only tattooed your love
33:53somewhere that no one will ever see
33:54except for him.
33:55Right.
33:55See, how many times is that?
33:56And he put it on the wrist that he sees.
33:57This is what I'm saying.
33:58You're saying he did more for you.
34:01No, I did more.
34:02I did the most.
34:03But you're hiding away from it.
34:04I want to show the world.
34:04You put it basically in your butt crack.
34:07He basically put it on his face.
34:09And from the conversation we had,
34:10that's a very sacred place for her.
34:12Dan Vosarian saw my tattoo.
34:15I love that.
34:16You're an asshole.
34:17It's a sacred place for you.
34:18You love stuff there.
34:19Yeah.
34:20You love stuff there.
34:21What a sentence.
34:22All my exes could have seen it.
34:2432?
34:26Okay, should we finish with a better?
34:28Crazy question of any sort?
34:30Well, I was going to tell you something funny.
34:31I was going to say,
34:32Dan Vosarian saw my tattoo.
34:34I was in Thailand
34:34and he was on the same boat as me.
34:36And he even said to me,
34:37he was like,
34:38well, what if you and Cam break up?
34:41That's what he said to you?
34:42Dan Vosarian?
34:42Yeah.
34:43And I was like,
34:44we aren't going to break.
34:45Yeah, Dan Vosarian can fuck himself.
34:47He doesn't need to.
34:48He has plenty of people to fuck him.
34:49You know what?
34:49He might be the only cooler guy than Cam.
34:51Yeah, he's actually really sick.
34:52I really like him.
34:53Oh, he's unreal.
34:53I really like him.
34:54It's hard not to like him.
34:55It's really hard not to like him.
34:56What's wrong with Dan Vosarian?
34:58Nothing.
34:59You're sick.
35:04You know,
35:04I've heard that his dick
35:05looks like a cable remote.
35:07It does.
35:08So, like the...
35:09No, you're actually trying to piss me off now.
35:11You are trying to piss me off.
35:12And here's my theory, okay?
35:14And no disrespect to the...
35:15Wait, you've got a theory
35:16about Dan Vosarian's dick?
35:17Yes.
35:17Okay, cool.
35:18Just checking.
35:19I have a lot of friends
35:20and that...
35:21We have a lot of friends
35:22that have been there
35:22and have had sex with them.
35:24Yeah.
35:24And I'll have great things to say.
35:26Nothing but great things.
35:27They will him.
35:29They go to him.
35:30The least me too-ish guy of all time.
35:32Dan Vosarian.
35:32He doesn't need to be.
35:33Yes.
35:33No.
35:34But he has had four heart attacks
35:36from taking Cialis.
35:38We were chatting about that.
35:38Taking Cialis in Viagra.
35:40Yeah.
35:40Now, this guy has so much confidence
35:42in such a big dick
35:43and so many beautiful girls around him.
35:45He shouldn't really need
35:46to take those pills.
35:48I take them because I'm insecure
35:49or I'm too drunk.
35:50Maybe he's too drunk, sure.
35:51Maybe it's because he has sex
35:52with 14 out of 10s.
35:54Like, it's as natural
35:55as taking a shit every day.
35:56So, he is a multi-millionaire.
35:57Yeah.
35:58And he's got a huge...
35:59Apparently, the biggest dick
36:00of all time.
36:01And he's so rich.
36:02Circumcised, vascular.
36:03Gorgeous.
36:03No.
36:04Yeah.
36:04My theory...
36:05And I made this up
36:06in my own head.
36:07I haven't seen it anywhere.
36:08I think he did
36:09a crazy penis enlargement surgery.
36:13No, no, no.
36:13Dickful is a thing.
36:14Yeah.
36:14And he bought the biggest dick
36:16in the world
36:16and that's why he has to
36:18OD on Viagra
36:19because that's the only way
36:20to get that fucking fake
36:21massive horn up.
36:22That's a good thing.
36:23And he could probably...
36:23Why does it look so crazy big
36:25to every girl?
36:26It's different looking,
36:27they say.
36:27Maybe he just pays them
36:28I think he got a 10-inch dick
36:30and he bought it
36:30and then he needs to OD
36:31on my Rocky
36:32just to get it up.
36:34Fun fact.
36:34Fun fact.
36:35You're passionate about this.
36:36He's like...
36:36He does like stem cells
36:38and like GH.
36:39He has enough money
36:40to go buy a new
36:42Dan Bilzerian
36:42and replace his...
36:43Yeah, he doesn't...
36:44I think he bought himself
36:45a dick.
36:46Maybe.
36:46Yeah.
36:46It's not impossible.
36:47All the power to him.
36:48You get a big job,
36:49you get a dick job.
36:49And Dan Bilzerian,
36:50if you see this clip
36:51or whatever...
36:52You're the goat.
36:52No disrespect.
36:53Yeah, we love you.
36:54I'll suck that big fake dick here.
36:56Yeah, yeah.
36:57I'll suck it too.
36:58No, you won't.
36:58That's what I think
36:59he bought a second.
37:00No, you fucking won't.
37:00And it inspires me, Dan.
37:02I got to save up.
37:03Yeah.
37:03Piggy bank is growing.
37:05Yeah.
37:05Why don't we all just get
37:06dick enlargements?
37:07And you as well.
37:08I think mine isn't big
37:10but I think I need
37:11to straighten it out first.
37:12See, Dark just launched
37:13his OnlyFans this week.
37:14Oh, nice.
37:15Wonky Dick.
37:15Oh, you said
37:16he sold a butthole picture.
37:17I sold a picture
37:18of my butthole for $60.
37:20That's good going.
37:21Love that.
37:21Well done, man.
37:23It's probably not
37:24as nice as hers.
37:25I thought you said $200.
37:27No, no.
37:28That was my full JOI.
37:30What's JOI?
37:32I'm just kidding.
37:33Not a JOI.
37:33Just a jerk off.
37:33What's a JOI?
37:34Just a jerk off.
37:35Jerk off instructions.
37:36I know that.
37:36Yes.
37:37Oh.
37:37He loves those.
37:39Jerk off.
37:40Yeah.
37:41The girl I'm seeing right now
37:42loves to tell him
37:43how to jerk off.
37:43I'm seeing a porn star right now.
37:44Wait, wait, wait.
37:45She's a porn star.
37:46No, no.
37:49Fucking hell.
37:50We've been on one date.
37:51It's long distance.
37:51Two.
37:52Two dates.
37:53I had a...
37:53No, he said technically one.
37:55And two kisses on the cheek.
37:57Yeah, yeah.
37:57That's big.
37:58That's big.
37:58But the girl I'm actually seen
38:00lives in LA.
38:01Okay.
38:01Wait, she tells you
38:02how to wank yourself off.
38:03Yeah.
38:04What?
38:05It's a WOI.
38:07A wank off instruction.
38:08Wait, does she tell you
38:09to your face
38:09like when you're 16?
38:10You want to meet her?
38:11Let me tell her.
38:11I'm going to call her right now.
38:13Wait, wait, wait.
38:13Can you FaceTime her?
38:14Yeah, call her right now.
38:15Pretend we're not here.
38:16Ask her if she can give you
38:17the instructions
38:17to wank off, please.
38:18Yeah, yeah, yeah.
38:18Because I want to hear...
38:19Hide the mic, hide the mic.
38:19That's the best idea, everyone.
38:21Hide the mic.
38:22Sure.
38:23Her name is Kaylee Gunner.
38:25Say, baby, I'm horny.
38:26She did tell me to call her tonight.
38:27I'm so horny.
38:28Yeah, yeah.
38:29Everyone trust me.
38:30Everyone trust me.
38:32She did tell me
38:33she was shooting a scene today.
38:34Oh.
38:35Which, of course,
38:35means she's having sex
38:37with a man with a tennis cock.
38:39Damn, what's Aaron?
38:40She really loves your boyfriend, Victor.
38:42That's what she says to me.
38:43So, I guess,
38:44nice to come home from work
38:45and fuck you.
38:47That's a back kind of compliment.
38:49She didn't answer.
38:50Oh, that would have been so good.
38:53Jesus Christ.
38:54It's okay in the UK to say cunt.
38:56Yeah, everyone says cunt.
38:57Yeah.
38:57I feel like it sounds better
38:58from a British mouth as well.
39:00Cunt.
39:00No, but no,
39:00English people mean it
39:01in a really, like, harsh way.
39:03Australians are like,
39:04hey, sick cunt.
39:05We're like,
39:06you little cunt.
39:07It's like very aggressive.
39:09It's like you fucking loser.
39:10Are you friends
39:12with the Harry Jousey at all?
39:13Yeah, we're not, like,
39:14non-friends, I'd say.
39:15Fuck, I could see them being buddies.
39:17Eh?
39:18Yeah, we probably would.
39:19I feel like I was the series two.
39:21I was like the series two
39:22Harry Jousey,
39:22do you know what I mean?
39:23It was kind of like
39:23him and Francesca.
39:24Oh, you were.
39:25You were Harry 2.0.
39:27Yeah, you are the new Harry.
39:28Yeah, but better.
39:29But it's fine, you know.
39:30Yeah.
39:30And you're like the Francesca.
39:32People kept saying that.
39:33Oh my God.
39:35The comparisons we got,
39:36there was like,
39:37mad fans did like videos
39:38of comparisons
39:39of how we're so similar.
39:40Yeah, yeah, yeah.
39:41It was like similar age.
39:41They're like,
39:41Emily's got a dog,
39:42Frankie's got a dog.
39:43Yeah, it was some fucking crazy shit.
39:45But yeah, people wanted like this.
39:46Because you know what?
39:47We went to high school
39:47with Francesca.
39:48Oh, really?
39:50That's it?
39:50Yes.
39:51See, I was meeting up
39:52with her at Coachella,
39:52but it was so crazy.
39:53You know,
39:54you couldn't meet up with anyone.
39:55It was so hectic.
39:56She's great.
39:56Yeah.
39:57She's the nicest human in the world.
39:58Yeah.
39:58And so was Harry.
39:59Fuck, we love Frankie.
40:00I do love Harry.
40:01Of the whole show,
40:01I would say,
40:02now you two,
40:03we love so much,
40:03but.
40:04We had no idea.
40:05Yeah, we love you.
40:06Thank you so much.
40:07We love you so much.
40:07Oh, thank you.
40:08I love you guys.
40:09Harry, Francesca, Nathan.
40:10Yeah.
40:10Nicest of the show.
40:11Yeah.
40:11And now you two.
40:13We had no idea.
40:14Yeah.
40:14Nathan.
40:15Nathan.
40:16And Carly.
40:16Yeah.
40:17Obviously Carly.
40:17Well, Carly's like,
40:18by default,
40:19her sister, you know.
40:19Yeah.
40:20Yeah, you've got to like her.
40:21But fuck,
40:21we love you guys, man.
40:23We'd love to visit you guys in Europe.
40:24Oh, you're going to be coming, right?
40:26I've never even been.
40:27You know what?
40:28We're supposed to go to a Shroom Festival
40:30in September.
40:30Oh, my Amsterdam.
40:31Yeah.
40:31We're going to Amsterdam in September.
40:33Amsterdam is the best thing.
40:33Let's link up and down.
40:34Let's link up and down.
40:35I forget.
40:36It's a.
40:37ID.
40:37It's like something.
40:38Psychafest or something.
40:40It's a festival where everyone at the festival
40:43is just doing mushrooms only.
40:44Well, we should go.
40:45And a mushroom company is sponsoring us to go down.
40:47If you guys want to join us.
40:48I would love to.
40:49You guys do mushrooms?
40:50Yeah.
40:50Yeah.
40:50Okay.
40:50Let's go together.
40:52It's in September.
40:52Okay, sick.
40:53Okay.
40:54Tell them your socials, please.
40:56I don't even know.
40:57Shit.
40:58You have your middle name in there.
40:59You have pain in there.
40:59You know that and I don't.
41:02You stalker.
41:02I've never actually had to plug my socials.
41:04So Insta is Emily Faye Miller
41:06and so is TikTok and YouTube.
41:08Yeah.
41:09Insta is Cam Holmes with two S's.
41:11Why the two S's?
41:12Because some twat has fucking Cam Holmes.
41:15And he won't give it over.
41:16I messaged him and I was like,
41:17oh, can I have your name, please?
41:18Okay.
41:18And he asked for a silly amount of money.
41:20And I was like, fuck yourself.
41:21I think he was on about like eight grand.
41:23Eight's too much.
41:24I was like, for what it's worth?
41:26No.
41:26The two S's.
41:27So two S's.
41:28Cam Holmes.
41:29And check out the Cam and M YouTube channel
41:31because we'll be putting a little bit of-
41:32Oh, you guys are on YouTube now.
41:33Yeah.
41:33We're coming for Asia.
41:34Yo, you just did a vlog.
41:35We just did a little vlog.
41:36We're just going to show you.
41:37Let's put you in.
41:37That's great, guys.
41:39Well, I said pillow talk.
41:41Yeah, you were condom in it.
41:42You were just going to let me go.
41:43You were chatting to all your girlfriends.
41:45Yeah, yeah, yeah.
41:45She didn't even kiss me yet.
41:49Ryan and Jared, pillow talk.
41:50See you next season.
41:50We'll see you next season.
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