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00:00Hello, it's Mickey Wagner again, award-winning reality series producer.
00:07As always, we start with a flashback to my groundbreaking show in which I have the Warwick family under total surveillance, unbeknownst to them.
00:14Why do you have a pack of condoms in your gym bag, Dennis?
00:17They could belong to Craig.
00:18And who is that supposed to be?
00:19Craig Sanderson, my colleague. He's a total womanizer, constantly talking about his conquests.
00:24To exacerbate Dennis's work situation, his computer was tampered with, with unforeseen consequences.
00:28I... I have to fire her.
00:31What?
00:32Dennis' colleague and only friend Craig was very upset.
00:35I heard Dennis got fired. What are my chances of getting his office?
00:39There were a few high-paying positions, but I made sure he didn't get them.
00:42This makes it easier for viewers to identify with him in times of economic crisis.
00:46Oh, I just don't understand. I could have sworn I was well-received by everyone.
00:50Moreover, our model student Amy is no longer a model student.
00:54Thanks to the excellent work of my high school agent Yvonne Morticello,
00:57which turned the easily impressionable Amy into a rebellious teenager.
01:03Not only does Amy now smoke, drink, and skip school.
01:06She was even suspended for starting a fight at school.
01:10However, it was quite frustrating that Dennis didn't want to have an affair.
01:15Although I unleashed a horde of gorgeous, willing dream women on him,
01:18This idiot stubbornly refused to cheat.
01:21Please cover yourself.
01:22Until now. Francesca, my last hope, seems to have the fish on the hook.
01:26Dennis is putty in her hands.
01:29Unfortunately, the power went out in the house and I'm a little afraid to go into the apartment all alone.
01:34Yes! Yes! Come on, Dennis, go!
01:38Come on, Dennis, come on! Come on, Dennis, come on!
01:40Buckle up! Here we go!
01:44Wow, you weren't exaggerating. It's really creepy here. Since when have you guys been without electricity?
01:49Since yesterday. The house is quite old and is currently being completely rewired.
01:54It was supposed to be finished today, but as you can see...
01:57Wait a second.
01:58I'd like to say it's beautiful here, but... I don't see anything.
02:10Not funny.
02:11Ah, that's better.
02:13Ah, there would be light.
02:16It's strange how dependent we are on electricity.
02:18You know, it really looks to me like the ghosts are having a night off.
02:27I'll go then.
02:29Oh come on, have another glass of wine with me.
02:31Just a small glass.
02:33Uh, well, well... No, I'd rather not, thanks.
02:37Forgive me if I'm being so curious. I know it's none of my business, but...
02:41It seems to me that you have something on your mind.
02:43I think if we sit down, have a glass of wine, relax, and chat a bit, we might both feel better.
02:53For me, definitely.
02:54Okay. But just a sip.
02:58Good.
03:04I'm such a clumsy person.
03:07It's okay. It's... It's just a little wine. Nothing happened.
03:10Good. Great.
03:12Did you see how skillfully she handled that with the wine? That was good. That was really good.
03:16So pay attention. She's a really great actress, that little one.
03:20No, it's okay. That... I... I... I'll do it. I'll do it. Thank you very much.
03:28I'm very embarrassed. I'll pay for the cleaning.
03:31No, it's fine. It's not necessary.
03:33So, you should confide in Dr. Francesca. What's bothering you so much?
03:40Um... You know...
03:44I lost my job.
03:49Oh, Dennis. I'm so sorry.
03:54Um... thanks.
03:55Well, if it were just about me, it wouldn't be so tragic.
04:00I could also eat cornflakes or something like that.
04:04For a while. Whatever.
04:06But I have a wife.
04:10And a daughter.
04:11She was just accepted to Harvard.
04:14And that...
04:15gives me...
04:19great worries.
04:20Do you know...
04:23Until recently, my life was completely intact.
04:26Everything was in perfect order.
04:28Everything was in the right place, just as I wanted it.
04:33But now it feels like the ground is being pulled out from under my feet.
04:37And I'm fighting desperately to keep my family from falling into the abyss.
04:40Yesterday I had a really heated argument with my daughter for the first time ever.
04:44You skip school,
04:48you drink at school
04:49and get into fights at school.
04:51What's wrong with you?
04:52Please, Dad, I've said I'm sorry a million times.
04:55How many times do I have to say it?
04:57Still very often.
04:58I'm sorry, okay? I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
05:01Do it!
05:02Young lady, you're walking on thin ice.
05:05One more step and you could collapse and drown.
05:11I bore you.
05:12I should go now.
05:16Thank you for the wine.
05:18And thank you for listening.
05:25Dennis!
05:28Is it bad if I confess something to you now?
05:30Oh, I don't know. It depends on what it is.
05:33Well, if you were to confess to mass murder, then probably.
05:37You have a sense of humor.
05:40No, seriously.
05:41Is it bad if I confess to you now that I like you very much?
05:46Oh, you know...
05:48I like you too, Francesca.
05:50You are a great cooking partner.
05:53No, I wanted to say that I like you.
05:56Sure, you're married, but I can't fight my feelings.
06:00Is that bad, Dennis?
06:02Um, you know, I don't think it's a bad thing.
06:06After I left my ex, I thought I could never be attracted to anyone again.
06:12Oh, Francesca.
06:14Can I tell you a secret?
06:18OK.
06:19There's nothing on my car.
06:22I just wanted you to take me home.
06:26Dennis.
06:27Yes?
06:28I want you.
06:31Francesca.
06:33I am very flattered, but I am a happily married man.
06:37And I know how much you're going through.
06:39And I'm going through a lot too, but that's not how we're going to solve our problems.
06:42Quite the opposite.
06:43In this way we only create new problems for ourselves.
06:46I really have to go now, okay?
06:48Take care.
06:58Tell me, am I crazy?
07:00Give me five for the faithful husband.
07:02Give me five for the faithful husband.
07:04You're such an idiot.
07:07Damn, what's wrong with that guy?
07:09So, I admire him.
07:11Bert, be quiet.
07:12I don't mean to say that something like this is suitable for television.
07:15But I think it's great that there are still people who don't cheat on their spouses.
07:19The words of a gay man who wants to get married in a state where it is still illegal.
07:24You know, I...
07:24Why do you want to get married anyway?
07:26I don't have any...
07:27In my opinion, marriage is complete nonsense.
07:28I just want to say...
07:29Did you know that marriage was only introduced because of property problems?
07:31Excuse me, listen.
07:33Regardless of whether marriage as an institution makes sense or not.
07:36Gay and lesbian Americans should have the same rights as straight Americans.
07:39Hey, can we now...
07:40Hey, hey, hey, now listen.
07:42Could we end the debate?
07:43I have a conference in 20 minutes.
07:45Bert is right on one point.
07:47If this guy continues to stubbornly refuse despite a horde of hot supermodels,
07:51cheating on his wife is fatal for this broadcast format.
07:53I mean, if Dennis doesn't have the marriage to cheat, we should make sure that...
07:58Catherine is dead.
08:00I know that statistically women are four times less likely to cheat in marriage than men,
08:05but still...
08:07I think we should try it.
08:09That sounds good.
08:10The frustrated suburban housewife.
08:12Very good.
08:12Good idea.
08:13I guess she'll jump on that too.
08:15I think so too.
08:16She must be sexually frustrated.
08:18After all, she had her 17 seconds big for years.
08:20If 17 are good seconds.
08:22Uh, that's tough.
08:23Okay, who do we use as bait?
08:25What if Catherine meets someone by chance?
08:28For example...
08:29Craig.
08:29Craig.
08:30That would be good.
08:31Craig.
08:33So the one with the giant thing, right?
08:35Uh, Craig.
08:37This is my wife Catherine.
08:38Catherine, this is my young colleague Craig.
08:40Colleague probably her best friend.
08:42Hi.
08:42Hi.
08:42Nice to meet you.
08:43Dennis has already told me so much about you.
08:45Glad to hear it, Craig.
08:47Oh, oh.
08:48Craig.
08:49Oh, yes.
08:50I've heard a lot about you too.
08:52Oh.
08:53Great, that's brilliant.
08:59Absolutely.
09:00Getting the obsessed Catherine to cheat on Craig will definitely be child's play.
09:04It was obvious that she was totally into the guy.
09:06After she met him for the first time, she did this.
09:09And she never did that before meeting Craig.
09:26You saw it and we saw it.
09:28And you certainly don't have to be a genius to see that Catherine has a bit of a crush on the big, bad Craig.
09:34So I put a surveillance team on Craig to learn about his daily routine.
09:42I wanted to know what he was doing and where he was hanging out.
09:45After all, I had to somehow arrange for him and Catherine to run into each other by chance.
09:50And just when I thought I had the brilliant idea...
09:53Well, my Herse?
09:55Nice to see you.
09:56Sit down.
09:58I don't believe it.
09:59This can't be true.
10:00Apparently, Craig isn't what he appears to be at the office.
10:05To the man of my dreams.
10:06In mine.
10:07I am all yours.
10:10Nice to see you.
10:24Now it's time for Plan B.
10:30I've seen her naked before.
10:35How was that?
10:36Uh, Mrs. Warwick.
10:37Correct?
10:38Do we know each other?
10:40Uh, Chad.
10:41I was her masseur.
10:43I work at the spa in the mall.
10:44You have no kindness.
10:46Yes, I remember.
10:48Does it matter if I take off my shirt?
10:50It's so hot.
10:51Uh.
10:53Wow, you're really flexible.
10:55Do you feel that?
10:56Uh.
10:58Yes.
10:58I'm so sorry I didn't recognize you right away.
11:04No, not at all.
11:04I'm not sorry.
11:05We're in a different environment and they're not wearing uniforms, that's why.
11:08How are you doing?
11:10Oh, I'm fine.
11:11And you?
11:12So, I'm doing fantastic.
11:13Excellent.
11:14Thanks for asking.
11:15Good to hear, Chad.
11:17Really.
11:18Would you be, um...
11:19Have you just come back from sports?
11:21I'm training for the next Iron Man.
11:23That's pretty intense.
11:24I'm just going to get some bananas and make myself a smoothie and then I have to go to work.
11:27You should come again.
11:30You get a preferential price.
11:31Oh, wow.
11:32That sounds really tempting.
11:34It would also be time for a massage again.
11:36Here is my card.
11:38Independent of the spa, I also make home visits.
11:40My cell phone number is on the back.
11:43Call me, okay?
11:44I have to go.
11:45Well then, see you soon, Mrs. Warwick.
11:48Oh, Kath, Catherine, you can...
11:51Catherine.
11:51You can call me Catherine.
11:54The next day I went to yoga.
11:56Just like any service.
11:57Walter?
11:58Well, who do you think will suddenly show up?
12:01Oh, come on.
12:01Right next to me?
12:06Well, there's no way anyone would like it.
12:08Oh man.
12:10Mrs. Warwick, I mean...
12:12Catherine.
12:12Yes, Katharine.
12:14Incredible.
12:15What a coincidence, huh?
12:16Nice to see you.
12:17Come here.
12:18Let me give you a hug.
12:20Unusual.
12:20Having joy one after the other.
12:22The...
12:22What does this mean?
12:23Is he cute?
12:24I mean...
12:24Yes, he looks pretty good.
12:26Really.
12:27A real Adonis, but that doesn't matter.
12:29What?
12:29Things like that never matter.
12:30Will you let me finish?
12:32We drank a chai latte after yoga and chatted a bit.
12:35He's not stupid, really.
12:36He knows everything about the human body, about the muscles, the anatomy and so on.
12:41Actually a very interesting man.
12:42Yeah, keep telling yourself that, honey.
12:45He has a bachelor's degree in kinesiology, for God's sake.
12:47She's really got something going for her.
12:50He loves his job and does it with great passion.
12:52With passion?
12:53I really find this man...
12:54Really refreshing.
12:56Yes.
12:57Dennis never had so much passion for his accounting.
13:00A job just falls from the sky into your lap.
13:02You'll have to go out and find one.
13:04What do you think I'm doing?
13:07I walked my feet sore.
13:09Then finally come up with something new.
13:11Act like a man, for crying out loud.
13:13Act like a man, okay?
13:17What do you mean by that?
13:19That I'm just a scaredy-cat?
13:22That he can't find a job like a grown man?
13:26When I look at you now...
13:27I went to every company that invited me for an interview.
13:31And no one wanted me.
13:32Okay, if no one here is hiring accountants right now, how about your job in sales?
13:38Something to make you finally move your damn ass.
13:42Why not as a chef?
13:43You even had the opportunity, but then you suddenly stopped going to the course
13:46and now the money is gone.
13:48By the way, that’s called second-chance education, Dennis.
13:50Sure, as if I were to march into a five-star restaurant like that
13:53and start as a new chef just because I took a cooking class like that.
13:56Such nonsense.
13:58Oh, I have an idea.
14:00I could dress up as, uh, a sandwich costume, stand in front of Subway
14:03and vote with your arms like a complete idiot.
14:05That’s enough for Harbert.
14:12Enough, enough.
14:13I don't want to hear anything more about Dennis.
14:15Let's talk about Chad instead.
14:16Oh, yes.
14:17And that detail.
14:18Details, Catherine.
14:20He massaged me again, that was all.
14:22What?
14:22Did you get a massage?
14:24And where are the details?
14:25Hey, you must have skipped something.
14:27Yes, sure.
14:28Please, ladies, give us something to stimulate our imagination.
14:31Come on, please tell us everything there is to tell about this massage from your Adonis.
14:37We happened to be in a café not far from his apartment,
14:40but he has a practice there where he briefly gives private massages.
14:43So you went to his apartment, undressed, and got a massage.
14:47No.
14:47So you weren't naked.
14:49Or is it?
14:50What happened?
14:52You can tell us about it.
14:53No, I had a massage, just normal.
14:55She was absolutely professional.
14:57Just a massage?
14:59No messing around with your exceptional Adonis triathlete with a degree in kinesiology.
15:05No, no, no fiddling.
15:07This is a joke.
15:09Hey, how long have you two known me? It was just a massage.
15:12But that's totally boring.
15:14You know what, you're crazy.
15:16I can't believe you're letting an opportunity like this pass you by, Catherine.
15:19You would take it, yes?
15:20Well, who doesn’t?
15:22Are you crazy?
15:23Life gives you such a gift and you don't accept it?
15:33Honey, why did you do that?
15:35Why did you pretend to play?
15:37That's mean.
15:38You knew they wanted me.
15:40Back again sometime.
15:40Wait, where do you want to go?
15:43Have you already forgotten about house arrest?
15:45I just thought, as long as I'm suspended.
15:47No, this applies as long as we deem it necessary.
15:50How come?
15:50That's not fair.
15:52I'm sorry.
15:53This is not about fairness.
15:54Amy, don't contradict your mother, okay?
15:56I do not disagree.
15:57All I'm saying is, it's not fair.
15:59So if the school hasn't given me more, my parents should...
16:01That's enough, stop it immediately.
16:03You, you already lost your credit card under the car.
16:06Do you also want to lose your cell phone?
16:07What?
16:08Where did you want to go?
16:09I actually wanted to pick up Yvonne, but I don't have a car anymore.
16:12We wanted to go to the French restaurant.
16:14Oh, to the Frenchman.
16:16Did you forget?
16:17Your father no longer has a job.
16:19And then again with this Yvonne Morticello.
16:21The instigator?
16:22Yes.
16:23Hey, you don't even know who you're talking about.
16:25You know nothing about her.
16:27She's the only person who was there for me during the Stacey and Mike thing.
16:29Paul, you can see her again when you're no longer grounded.
16:33And you know what?
16:34I can't hear this Mike and Stacey story anymore.
16:36I'm really fed up.
16:37For God's sake, you don't have cancer and you're not homeless.
16:40There are people out there who have many more problems than you.
16:44Finally stop feeling sorry for yourself.
16:46I can't stop telling you what to say.
16:48Who do you think you are?
16:49Go to your room and stay there.
16:51Don't you think we're being too hard on her?
17:05No, we have to stop this right now, even if it hurts now.
17:10We, we, we have to show her that she can't allow herself to do such things.
17:13We spoiled them too much, that's why all this happened.
17:18Listen, Dennis.
17:19If we do everything right now and take the appropriate measures,
17:23then she will never make these mistakes again.
17:34I hate you!
17:36I hate you!
17:38I hate you!
17:41I hate you!
17:45I hate you!
17:46I hate you!
17:49Wake up, you loser!
18:07I'm awake!
18:09What is?
18:09Where are you?
18:10It's almost midnight.
18:11I'm standing in front of your house.
18:13Come on, I know where else things are going.
18:14You mean I should sneak out?
18:18Uh, but sure, what else?
18:20I, I can't.
18:21I already have enough trouble here.
18:23If my parents find out, I'll end up in the Gulag.
18:25Why am I friends with a nerd who knows what a gulag is?
18:29Come on, your parents will never know.
18:31I promise it.
18:32I can't.
18:33You can.
18:34You'll be back in a few hours.
18:36Believe me, your parents don't get it.
18:38I can't.
18:42When, if I can't do that!
18:44That's really awesome!
18:46This is totally awesome!
18:47Yes!
18:48Where are we going!
18:49You'll see!
18:51Woohoo!
18:53So, do you find this as fascinating as I do?
18:56How can someone's personality change so dramatically?
19:00What, what makes someone like Amy do that?
19:02Yesterday she was a nice girl and the next day she is a rebellious,
19:06neglectful teenager who sneaks out of the house at midnight.
19:09I mean, that seems impossible, but that's what we see here.
19:14Like the Stanford Prison Experiment.
19:16Right, I hadn't thought of that.
19:18Um, what?
19:20The Stanford Prison Experiment, very famous.
19:22An infamous experiment in social psychology.
19:25It ended in disaster.
19:27Now move your ass!
19:28Go to the cell!
19:29Come on, you faggot!
19:31I have you all day!
19:32I'm supposed to carry you in here!
19:33What about you?
19:34To the next invitation!
19:35Go now!
19:35I have you all day!
19:37Come on, I know!
19:38In there!
19:40The most extreme example of situational behavior change ever documented.
19:46In 1971, a professor built a prison in the basement of Stanford's psychology department
19:50and randomly selected students to play guards and prisoners.
19:54He wanted to know if they would thrive in their roles if things were allowed to run their course.
19:58And they did it immediately.
20:00And now to you, buddy!
20:02You'll have to lick the floor first, you pig!
20:04Things happened that he never expected.
20:07Within a few days, the students in the guard role began to enjoy their power
20:10and to mistreat the students in the prisoner role,
20:12not only through psychological but also through physical torture.
20:15They beat the prisoners, forced them to fight each other and shit in buckets in the cell.
20:20Craziness!
20:21The prisoners became increasingly passive and their mental state was broken.
20:24Until it became too much for them and they started a revolt.
20:31The experiment got so out of control that even the professor, who played the prison director,
20:36lost sight of his work as a psychologist and allowed the attacks to happen.
20:39Time, because I lost his mind.
20:41Come on, cattle, get back in!
20:47The situation escalated so quickly that the whole thing had to be settled in less than a week.
20:55And these were not criminals, no, they all came from the middle and upper classes.
20:59Ordinary students, the most talented and the best.
21:01And that means that under very specific circumstances, each of us is capable of anything.
21:09To everything.
21:12Okay, we'll be there soon!
21:15Where are we? It looks really dark.
21:17A creep named Eddie lives here.
21:20I just need to earn a little more money here, then we can get into the club.
21:25You don't mean with sex, do you?
21:28Are you crazy? No, absolutely not.
21:31Hello?
21:31Hey, fat guy, this is Yvonne with a friend.
21:34It's about time, come on in!
21:41Pretty late, Yvonne.
21:43I thought you weren't coming.
21:44Amy, my best friend.
21:46I'm very happy to meet you, Amy.
21:47Hi, Eddie.
21:49You're still very young.
21:51Really sweet.
21:52Hey, you jerk, don't even think about it.
21:55Amy is a good little girl, she wouldn't do that in a million years.
21:59What?
21:59Eddie has this snazzy little website where he shows nude photos of girls he meets somewhere.
22:06Do you mean nude photos?
22:08For the internet?
22:09Don't worry, you can't see my face.
22:10Quick money for a quick job.
22:13Gross, right?
22:15This is a Russian website that you can only see in Russia, so nobody in America knows about it.
22:19And if a girl still feels uncomfortable, I cover her face with a towel so no one recognizes her, so...
22:24Do you do this often?
22:26Yes, of course, otherwise I couldn't afford shoes like that.
22:30Okay, I'll get you something to drink.
22:32OK?
22:32Second.
22:35Amy, just sit there.
22:37Relax and watch it.
22:39Only takes a few minutes.
22:39This one is a bit weaker.
22:46Here you go, sweetie.
22:50One like that too?
22:53Nice, yes, exactly.
22:54That's good, perfect.
22:56Okay, let's move on.
22:58Very nice, great.
23:02Turn around, now doggy style.
23:04Sexy body, huh?
23:06Don't you think so?
23:07Ass a little higher.
23:08Okay, wait, the tits are gone.
23:10Yes, exactly.
23:11Just let it hang.
23:13Nice, natural tits.
23:14We love natural boobs.
23:16Good, that's it.
23:17Wonderful.
23:18One more thing.
23:20And that's it.
23:21We are done.
23:22Wait, one second.
23:23Be careful, if you do it without the towel so your face is visible, I'll pay you even more.
23:27Oh yes?
23:28Yes.
23:28How much more?
23:29Let's say instead of $100, I give you $500.
23:33500 dollars?
23:35And you swear that no one in America sees them?
23:37This is a Russian website.
23:38It is in Russian.
23:39Here we can't even google it.
23:42Fuck it all.
23:43Why not?
23:44Wait.
23:45You swear it?
23:46On the life of a mother.
23:49Stop that.
23:49Okay, but I need another drink for that.
23:51Will you buy me another one?
23:52One two three.
23:54Perfect.
23:58Wonderful.
24:01Wonderful.
24:01These will be great photos.
24:03A little bit apart.
24:04Pull in your stomach.
24:06Sweaty legs.
24:07Yes, exactly.
24:08Wonderful.
24:09Doggy style again.
24:10Tits, tits.
24:11Very nice.
24:12That's it.
24:13Perfect.
24:13Do not move.
24:15Complete.
24:16Who's next?
24:17No, no, no, no, no.
24:18She would never do that.
24:20She's going to Harvard.
24:22Many of my girls are at Harvard, Yale, Stanford.
24:25The tuition fees are damn high.
24:27Yes?
24:27Eddie, come on, forget it, okay?
24:29Let them decide for themselves.
24:31Honey, would you like to earn some pocket money?
24:35I...
24:36second before you answer.
24:37You are new and have no experience.
24:39I'll give you a little bonus to get you started.
24:42Namely 1000 dollars.
24:451000 dollars?
24:46Isn't that enough?
24:47I'll give you $1,500.
24:50Eddie, this is a waste of time.
24:53Amy is still a virgin.
24:54And she doesn't do it before the wedding night.
24:58What?
24:59Wait, one second.
25:00Honest?
25:00Are you still a virgin?
25:02A virgin in my business is more threatened with extinction than a black Sumatran rhino
25:07in the wild.
25:09So, how about it, Miss Virgo?
25:11I'll give you $2,500.
25:16$2,500?
25:20Finally get your fat, lazy ass outside and find yourself a damn
25:27Job, right?
25:28Or you can sleep on the couch from now on.
25:30Think, think, think.
25:30Ideas come for our creative.
25:32The final must be in a few days.
25:34I think you should marry me.
25:40Wow, Mickey.
25:41Honestly?
25:42Damn bitch!
25:44Stupid shit!
25:45I don't feel like it anymore!
25:46I'm getting out!
25:47I'm getting out!
25:47All shit!
25:48Й Le Gänschen!
25:495.
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25:5125.
25:51Damn me!
25:5125.
25:537 законnen?
25:5325.
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25:57Damn it!
25:5826.
25:5823.
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25:58Smudges!
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26:0027.
26:01Vers quáes!
26:01Ou Lucas is still impacts!
26:02�5.
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26:0620!
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26:0630!
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26:0821!
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26:11Di 바로 gebeir Cursed!
26:1231!
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