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00:00This is reality TV veteran Mickey Wagner, and I'm bringing you another hot new update on my unwitting stars, the Warwigs.
00:11As you know, I'm watching Dennis and his family around the clock, without you even knowing.
00:16Sitting here and watching her cry in your bed day in and day out is a snowy tragedy.
00:21My plan was to make her life more dramatic and conflict-ridden, and it's working perfectly.
00:26Dennis' work computer is wreaking havoc on his accounting department thanks to my hacking.
00:30Catherine is becoming increasingly curious about Dennis's colleague Craig's sexual prowess, thanks to my interference.
00:36Oh, Craig? Oh yeah, I've heard a lot about you too.
00:41And in the midst of her worst heartbreak, Amy met her new best friend Yvonne, thanks to my help.
00:46And your mission is to become friends with a girl named Amy as quickly as possible.
00:51And who knows that I'm not a real student?
00:53Nobody knows and nobody must ever find out.
00:55Even my best friend and my ex-boyfriend were having sex behind my back.
01:00The exact same thing just happened to me.
01:04That's a really strange coincidence.
01:06I don't believe in coincidences.
01:07And the best part? Dennis is about to cheat on his wife.
01:11To do this, I hired an army of hot girls to seduce him in front of the camera.
01:15Most of them messed it up, but his new cooking class partner will surely make him drop his pants soon.
01:22My car is on strike.
01:23No problem, I'll drive you there.
01:25So, good night.
01:26Damn, this show is good.
01:28If I may say so.
01:29Oh my goodness!
01:44Oh God!
01:45Am I in the wrong changing room?
01:46I'm sorry for that.
01:47No, I'm sorry.
01:49The shower in the ladies changing room is broken.
01:51I was hoping no one would see me.
01:53Dennis, right?
01:54Right, yes.
01:55Zoe, do you remember?
01:56Mhm.
01:56You saved me from this treadmill.
01:58How can I possibly thank you for this?
02:00You don't have to.
02:02Goodbye.
02:03But I see it completely differently.
02:07I feel the need to thank you.
02:12Zoe.
02:14I am happily married.
02:19Please cover yourself.
02:26Fuck, you shit.
02:28What's this guy's problem?
02:31Are you sure he's not gay?
02:39Oh, damn.
02:42Dennis?
02:43Mr. Stone's Heifer would like you to come to your office.
02:46Did he say something?
02:46Mr. Stone's Heifer, Karl?
03:00You wanted to talk to me?
03:02Take a seat, Dennis.
03:08Would you perhaps like a Scotch?
03:11Um, no, thanks.
03:14You might need this.
03:15What do you mean by that?
03:19It's not my style to beat around the bush, Dennis.
03:23I, I have to fire you.
03:26What?
03:31But I have been working at this company for more than ten years.
03:33Yes, I know, sure, sure.
03:35That's why I stood up for you.
03:37But because of your mistakes lately.
03:38But I had a problem with the computer.
03:40Doesn't matter.
03:42Because of your serious mistakes lately.
03:45Have we lost compassion as customers?
03:47Oh my God.
03:48Please let me speak to them.
03:50I can sort this out with a phone call.
03:51This has to be a joke.
03:52The train has left.
03:54I have already given you more time than usual to resolve the software issues.
03:57But mysteriously, the chain of errors never ends.
04:00And according to the IT department, everything is fine with the computer, operating system, and software.
04:05And the board has now instructed me to fire you, which I hereby do.
04:10And I'm really not happy about that.
04:13But I have no choice.
04:14OK.
04:27Thanks.
04:42Shit, they really fired him?
04:50Was that intended?
04:52No, nothing here is intentional or unintentional, man.
04:56Things like that happen.
04:57Someone gets fired.
04:58Human dramas as they are written by real life.
05:00Real life?
05:01You fired him.
05:02I didn't do that.
05:07Yes, you do.
05:08You sent Jeff in there to tamper with the computer.
05:11That's why he was fired.
05:12Shane, are you now the moral guide of the show?
05:16His computer was acting up and he didn't manage to fix it in time.
05:19As a result, the company lost a customer worth millions and he was fired.
05:22What the hell?
05:23This sort of thing is said to happen in real life.
05:25Of course, little Shane has no idea about this, because he still lives at home with his mommy.
05:29Let me tell you something, Shane, okay?
05:31In real life.
05:32Zebras are killed by lions, right?
05:34It doesn't matter how beautiful the zebra is, or how nice the zebra is.
05:38Because if the lion is hungry, he kills it, right?
05:40For there is neither morality nor justice in nature.
05:43Nothing is good, nothing is evil.
05:45Pure being.
05:47There's no "Oh, poor Dennis" or "That's unfair."
05:51There is only real life.
05:52And this show is a reflection of real life.
05:55But if you would rather work for another show instead,
05:58your most pious saint than the Pope,
06:00equal rights for all better corresponds to Maya Bee’s point of view,
06:03then, for heaven's sake, I won't stop you.
06:05There's the damn door!
06:11Shane, what are you still doing here?
06:13You wanted to get out.
06:15No.
06:16Good.
06:17Thank God.
06:18Shane is back with us, folks.
06:19Back to work.
06:20Okidoki.
06:21Good.
06:24What are you wearing?
06:26Oh, slowly, slowly.
06:28On the thong?
06:28What color?
06:32Hey, I'll call back later.
06:34Okay, see you then.
06:35Hey!
06:36What's up, big guy?
06:38Everything okay?
06:39You look like shit.
06:40You have me
06:43fired.
06:50Yes?
06:51Dennis, man, finally something back from you.
06:54Awesome, funny, great class.
06:55Who inspired you?
06:56Dan, maybe look.
07:00Oh shit.
07:02Oh shit, this isn't a joke.
07:04How am I supposed to raise the money for Harvard?
07:06And how do I tell Catherine?
07:09Stone Seifer really kicked you?
07:15This is a mess!
07:17I'm so annoyed right now, man, this can't be true!
07:21I'd sue if I were you.
07:23Play the race card, it always counts.
07:24You're Jewish, aren't you?
07:27No.
07:28Oh, really?
07:31I always thought you were one.
07:32I mean, your name is Dennis, right?
07:34Hey, hey, hey, buddy, wait a minute.
07:39We will fight against this dropout.
07:41You and I, side by side, on the front lines, with our fists raised.
07:45Nobody throws Dennis the crazy dog out into the street without punishment, right?
07:55Hey, Janet.
07:57Yes, word is that Dennis' office will be vacant soon.
08:00Yes, of course, we are all completely shocked.
08:03I mean, I'm completely turmoiled inside.
08:06Sure, I just wanted to ask what my chances are of getting the office.
08:11Mary sent me a text message this morning from the nudist colony.
08:14Oh yes?
08:15She writes that she has never seen so many ugly, naked people in all the piles.
08:18My goodness, poor Mary.
08:21The things you have to do these days just to avoid losing your stupid job.
08:25Who actually reads such magazines?
08:27No idea.
08:28She also wrote that only mini penises were there.
08:31Like little, shriveled snails.
08:33Stop that, it's disgusting.
08:35Someone just crying snail.
08:36Thanks for the vivid description.
08:38Oh, we're about to talk about penises.
08:40The other day I went out to dinner with Dennis and some of his work colleagues, and Craig was there too.
08:44Who is Craig?
08:46Craig.
08:47Craig.
08:48Oh, Craig.
08:50The guy who has a thing like a stud bull.
08:53It was really weird to talk to a stranger over artichokes and dip,
08:56whose penis I happen to know is 22 centimeters long.
09:01It's really pretty weird.
09:03And it's even weirder that I haven't been able to suck on this thing for a long time.
09:07Damn it, Catherine.
09:08Finally get me his number.
09:09I need a man.
09:10And someone really needed to wash their mouth out with soap, and really gently.
09:13But I just want to be fingered again.
09:16Dennis, how, what is, uh, it is so.
09:20Hey, Dennis.
09:20Why are you so late?
09:22Is everything ok?
09:25Treasure?
09:28I was fired.
09:31What?
09:32I was fired.
09:34It's probably, um, better if I go now, um...
09:39Looks like you both have something important to discuss.
09:42If there's anything I can do for you, call me.
09:46Sorry, Dennis.
09:52Oh, my goodness.
09:53Honey, what happened?
09:54I'm sorry.
10:02I am so sorry.
10:04My goodness, you're okay.
10:06I have no idea what we should do now.
10:09You're fine.
10:12It's okay, I'm not.
10:13It's nothing.
10:14I don't know what we should do.
10:16Dramatic, dramatic, heartbreaking.
10:22But damn good.
10:23Exactly the right material.
10:25That's what I call successful television.
10:271A.
10:27The following week was all about Dennis' search for a new job.
10:30And that Amy and Yvonne became best friends in no time.
10:33I'll just fast forward to the highlights so it doesn't get boring.
10:39Amy and Yvonne got along right away.
10:41They were on the same wavelength.
10:43Yvonne played her part perfectly and emphasized again and again,
10:46how much they had in common.
10:48Not only in terms of their preferences for fashion, films, music, sports and so on,
10:52but also that they had both been betrayed and their hearts broken.
10:56BATTLE.
10:58No team defeats the Vivas.
11:00Amy was so impressed by Yvonne’s gymnastic skills,
11:03that she then gave her Stacy's old place at the Chili's.
11:13You were so great.
11:14And because Yvonne is so incredibly pretty, she was immediately well-liked at school.
11:19She and Amy were inseparable and it drove Stacey crazy.
11:23She's a poor sod.
11:25Mike tried everything to win Amy back.
11:28But whenever she got weak, Yvonne brought her back on track.
11:31Amy trusted her blindly and suddenly crossed one boundary after another.
11:35Yvonne even persuaded Amy to skip school to treat herself to a pedicure.
11:39In the past, Amy would never have dreamed of doing something like that.
11:43In the meantime, Dennis had managed to secure a few interviews with his impressive CV.
11:47And that with absolute top companies, practically right from the start.
11:49We have a vacancy to fill.
11:51Really?
11:52Yes.
11:52Some companies would have hired him immediately, with higher salary and greater benefits than ever before.
12:01This is Carl Stonecipher's office, Janet speaking. How may I help you?
12:07Carl Stonecipher, please. This is Ellen Margolis from FGB.
12:10Oh, let's see if I can catch him right now.
12:13One moment please.
12:16Uh, Carl Stonecipher.
12:18Good afternoon. I'm calling because you are listed on Mr. Dennis Warwick's application.
12:24Well, your letter of recommendation is more than impressive.
12:27My technicians had made sure that all calls regarding Dennis's employment reference were forwarded to me.
12:31Warwick.
12:32Uh, yes. But that's staying with us at the executive level.
12:37You must understand that my legal department forced me to write this letter against my best interests.
12:42So before you ask me your questions, um, I have to tell you that I personally took the initiative to fire Mr. Warwick due to massive customer complaints.
12:52Oh, yes, I understand. And then?
12:56I thought it was important that Dennis remain unemployed for a while.
13:00Firstly, because the economy is currently in a deep state and many productive people are unemployed.
13:06Because this gives me the fantastic opportunity to portray him as a reflection of social conditions.
13:11This allows the masses to identify with him much better.
13:14On the other hand, it is much more interesting when such a wise fellow is torn from a dollhouse world.
13:19Any offers today?
13:21The selection is getting smaller and smaller.
13:22Yeah, I just don't understand it.
13:26I could have sworn that everyone was happy with me.
13:29Elaine Margulis from FGB, for example, practically pushed the job on me.
13:33And then nothing.
13:35Oh, honey.
13:37You will find a new job soon.
13:39I have a feeling it will, and it will definitely be a better job than the one you had before.
13:43This might even turn out to be a blessing in the end.
13:47Yes, I hope so.
13:49Maybe I should go back to work.
13:52Honey, I don't want you to have to do that.
13:54I, uh, but I don't have to do this. I want to do it.
13:58Just think, Amy is studying at Harvard and I have to find a job.
14:03And to be honest, I find these craft sessions pretty boring in the long run.
14:07Well, speaking of Harvard.
14:10The termination could not have come at a more inopportune time.
14:13We'll probably have to tighten our belts.
14:15At least until I get a job.
14:17I'm going to cancel the cooking class and try to get my money back.
14:20It's out of the question.
14:22Absolutely not, honey.
14:23I gave you the cooking class for our 20th wedding anniversary.
14:27I want you to do something that brings you joy.
14:31And who knows, maybe, maybe you'll start a second career with it.
14:34Chefs are revered like rock stars these days.
14:38I have to go. See you later.
14:44I don't know. Just try.
14:48Oh, is that... What kind of tequila is that?
14:52Oh, I don't drink alcohol.
14:54Sure, I don't drink either, but...
14:56A little sip now and then helped me get over my ex faster.
15:08A little slurp doesn't do any harm.
15:10Oh, come on now.
15:11There's nothing there.
15:15Do you want only Mike to have fun?
15:22Fuck it all.
15:22Amy, this is ridiculous.
15:33You have been my best friend since I was little.
15:35Can we please talk about it?
15:37Do you notice anything?
15:38It somehow stinks here...
15:40of rancid plum.
15:44Amy, please come on.
15:46Just a few minutes.
15:48Don't you have your own opinion anymore?
15:50Do you have to ask her first?
15:51I have to go now.
15:54See you Tuesday.
15:58Hey, I know you got me.
16:00And I don't blame you.
16:01I hate myself.
16:02I just want to tell you that I feel absolutely miserable about this story.
16:07I take full responsibility.
16:09And I would really do anything to make things right between us.
16:13Honest.
16:15I miss you.
16:17Nancy, Wimsy.
16:18That's awesome.
16:28Think that, dude!
16:35Stop it! Stop it!
16:38Stop it!
16:51Amy has been under a lot of pressure lately.
16:54The thing is, I recently lost my job, and so we're worried about how we're going to come up with the money.
17:02For Harvard.
17:03On top of that, Amy is at her wit's end because her boyfriend Mike has been meeting her best friend Stacy behind her back.
17:11I caught the two of them having sex backstage.
17:14I'll deal with Stacy later.
17:16Frankly, Amy, even given the circumstances, we are deeply shocked by your behavior.
17:21You were a model student, but recently our security cameras caught you skipping school.
17:27What?
17:30Come on, come on, no one will notice.
17:33Your teachers complain that you hand in your homework late.
17:36And the fight we had recently almost made it all the worse.
17:39Well, not to mention your flag.
17:42Amy?
17:42Alcohol?
17:46It doesn't seem like a coincidence to me that your behavior has changed since you became friends with Yvonne Morticello.
17:52Did she instigate all this?
17:53No.
17:54Wait, who is Yvonne Morticello?
17:55A new student at Mid-Central.
17:58She and Amy are close friends.
18:00Understand.
18:01From now on, she will no longer spend time with Yvonne Morticello.
18:04Dad, it's not her fault.
18:06It was my own fault.
18:07Yvonne has nothing to do with it.
18:08Because it's you, I'd rather just sweep the whole thing under the rug and pretend nothing ever happened.
18:14But everyone noticed your repulsive behavior in the hallway.
18:17Therefore, I have no choice but to punish you just like any other student.
18:21There's nothing I can do about it.
18:23We understand that.
18:24Amy is suspended from school for three days.
18:27Suspended? Can't this be handled differently?
18:29Couldn't she do extra work right after school?
18:32Sorry, the school rules say so.
18:35Is there a note on the final certificate?
18:37Yes, in this case.
18:43She drank alcohol?
18:46I can't believe it. I'm shocked.
18:49She's lucky she only got suspended for three days, Dennis.
18:52We must make it clear to her that her behavior is unacceptable.
18:56We shouldn't be too hard on her.
18:58It's all my fault.
19:00I put too much pressure on her financially.
19:03A high school-aged girl shouldn't be burdened with something like that.
19:07Your fault, right?
19:10Did you perhaps encourage our child to consume alcohol?
19:14Or forced them to skip school?
19:16No no!
19:17She's old enough, it was her decision.
19:19And we as her parents must make it clear to her that such behavior is unacceptable.
19:24Now stop it, honey! Don't you see this is due to our financial situation?
19:29You know, I'm just really frustrated that I can't even provide for my own family.
19:35Dennis, you've always taken such wonderful care of us. You have!
19:39It's not your fault that the entire economy has collapsed and that your computer at work is suddenly acting up.
19:45And that tuition fees are higher than ever before.
19:48And it's certainly not your fault that our daughter lost control of herself.
19:54Don't blame yourself.
19:58I'm so sorry, man.
19:59Just forget it. I suddenly lost control of myself.
20:03Frankly, I would have found it strange if it hadn't been so.
20:08Don't tell anyone, but when I was as upset as you were, I took a really bad dig at my best friend and my ex-boyfriend.
20:13What have you done?
20:15There was this guy, a Mexican, who wanted to fuck me and knew a lot about cars.
20:19While they were at the cinema, their brake line had snapped.
20:22And on the way home they couldn't brake and ended up in a ditch.
20:26Oh my God! I could never do something like that.
20:29Well, never say never. Anyway, the car was wrecked and nothing happened to the two of them.
20:34So, almost nothing. My ex-girlfriend broke her pretty, shapely nose and now has a hump.
20:40It came as a bitch.
20:41Man, that's pretty extreme, don't you think?
20:44Yes, indeed. I'm so evil.
20:49Oh, I have to go now, but use this time to relax a bit. It's just like a mini-vacation.
20:57And if you're feeling too nervous or stressed, you'll find a great remedy in your backpack.
21:04Medicine?
21:05Good night, sweetie.
21:15Yvonne, you're crazy.
21:16DANGAN disorders.
21:22DANGAN
21:29DANGAN
21:30Thanks again for the ride. My car should be ready next week.
21:53It was a pleasure.
21:55Dennis, I really appreciate you driving me home.
21:59But would you please do me one more tiny favor?
22:03Um, yeah, sure. And which one?
22:07Unfortunately, the power went out in the house and I'm a little afraid to go into the apartment all alone.
22:14Well, the friends I live with are away.
22:19Please.
22:23Uh, I, okay.
22:27OK.
22:29Well, we are about to witness a man succumbing to his urges.
22:35The beast in man.
22:37I knew she was inside him.
22:38Give me five.
22:39Give me five.
22:41Yes.
22:42Yes.
22:43Come on, Dennis, come on.
22:44Come on, Dennis, come on.
22:46Come on, Dennis, come on.
22:47Come on, Dennis, come on.
22:49Come on, Dennis, come on.
22:50Is it bad if I confess to you now that I like you very much?
22:55I'm sorry, okay?
22:56I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
22:58I hate you.
23:01I've seen her naked before.
23:02How was that?
23:03A job doesn't just fall from the sky into your lap.
23:06You'll have to go out and, yes, search.
23:08Oh, let's make some quick cash and then go to the club.
23:10Do you mean nude photos?
23:12For the internet?
23:13He pays well for a few shots.
23:14Still for you.
23:15Sir.
23:15He pays well for a few shots.
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